Took the wife's bike out last night...

[Zuki750]

and hit a fucking deer. It was dark and I was just getting onto the interstate, I hadn't even merged yet. I saw a blur come from the edge of the road and I swerved. It's head took out the front blinker and tried to remove my kneecap. That hurt like a bitch. Then the fucker got up and ran off. It scared the shit out of me. I'm just glad I was only doing about 50 and not like 80 or something. I hate animals.

And now for something completely different....

What's the deal with Laconia? Who, where, and when?

[D-WRECK]

holy fuck man thank god your ok

[BeckyB]

i hate deer :banghead:
they're only good for sausage and jerky :Chew: :Chew:

[TongWoo]

Yo, I hit one last year at 50... Did the same thing...broke the right signal and hit my right knee/shin/arm/leg.... Hahaha, didn't crash, but I was sore as hell the next day!


Funny thing is I had a dream a few nights after that... I dreamt that I was driving down the same road with my wife and we had to stop cuz about 200 deer were crossing the road. My wife said, "Are any of thoses the deer you hit?" I said, "No,...Wait...Yeah! There,...It's that one right there!" In my dream, I spotted a deer that was nervously looking around before crossing the road, and it was also wearing a lime-green motorcross helmet. -I guess it was afraid of getting hit again....

[D-WRECK]

hell i all most took out 13 deers at the same time.

last winter i was driving a tahoe smoking a blunt with a friend going down a side street so i can do some donuts about 30 ft in front of me i see 2 deer jump into the road, im doing about 25 if not more in the snow fucking around. well i jack on the brakes and slide at them, swerve inbetween numbers 4and 5. by the time i made it by them i finaly stopped and looked behind me. we keep counting untill we hit 13. 13 fuckind deers i could of taking out.

[Zuki750]

Funny thing is I had a dream a few nights after that... I dreamt that I was driving down the same road with my wife and we had to stop cuz about 200 deer were crossing the road. My wife said, "Are any of thoses the deer you hit?" I said, "No,...Wait...Yeah! There,...It's that one right there!" In my dream, I spotted a deer that was nervously looking around before crossing the road, and it was also wearing a lime-green motorcross helmet. -I guess it was afraid of getting hit again....


HAHAHAHA that's fucked up. I didn't crash and the deer was fine. I think it was a little stunned because when I went back it was just standing in the ditch and wouldn't run away. I got within like 8 feet of it and it was just slowly walking down the ditch.

[BeckyB]

i was on my way home from a date once, and a dear ran out in front of the guys car.........he slowed down, the dear started to run off, but came back and hit the door where i was sitting......scared the shit out of me :eek:

[Zuki750]

Liar, you've never been on a date. :hitler:


i was on my way home from a date once, and a dear ran out in front of the guys car.........he slowed down, the dear started to run off, but came back and hit the door where i was sitting......scared the shit out of me :eek:

[TongWoo]

HAHAHAHA that's fucked up. I didn't crash and the deer was fine. I think it was a little stunned because when I went back it was just standing in the ditch and wouldn't run away. I got within like 8 feet of it and it was just slowly walking down the ditch.
Hahaha! Sounds like you stunned the shit outta that deer!

[BeckyB]

Liar, you've never been on a date. :hitler:
it was with your dad :yes:

[B MAC]

I hit 4 last year
2 with my .270
and 2 with my trusty 12
MMMMMM it's been good eaten all winter long

B MAC

[warbuk]

I hit 4 last year
2 with my .270
and 2 with my trusty 12
MMMMMM it's been good eaten all winter long

B MAC
now thats how u hit a fukin deer. :yes:

[warbuk]

i hit a deer last year on a yamaha fz6. t-boned that fuker, had a girl on the back doing about 55. scared the hell out of her.
didn't wreck the bike. not even a scratch

[verticaljay]

You all suck

I hit a moose!

in a car though

[Slinky]

You all suck

I hit a moose!

in a car though


thats not nice to talk about your mom like that! did the vet release her yet?

[Slinky]

it was with your dad :yes:
wow you two have the same dad? :Hum:

[BeckyB]

wow you two have the same dad? :Hum:
oh how i've missed your smartass comments :jerkit:


now get back to doing your sister

[Slinky]

oh how i've missed your smartass comments :jerkit:


now get back to doing your sister
cant she's in san fransisco now.....oh well...your mom will have to do! i guess i'll let her out of the closet tonight....she hasnt seen day light in about a month.

[verticaljay]

thats not nice to talk about your mom like that! did the vet release her yet?


not yet, they are still waiting for some tests to come back. When they do, I will let you know if you have rabies or not

[BeckyB]

cant she's in san fransisco now.....oh well...your mom will have to do! i guess i'll let her out of the closet tonight....she hasnt seen day light in about a month.
she's probaly glad she's been locked up in the closest so she doesn't have to smell you :yuck:

[Slinky]

she's probaly glad she's been locked up in the closest so she doesn't have to smell you :yuck:
hey it wasnt B.O.! it was fart! your the one that wanted to get down there and was trying to rim my asshole...sorry i had to fart on your tounge.

[Slinky]

not yet, they are still waiting for some tests to come back. When they do, I will let you know if you have rabies or not
well atleast i'm not gettin somethin for nothin...damn was she good!

[BeckyB]

hey it wasnt B.O.! it was fart! your the one that wanted to get down there and was trying to rim my asshole...sorry i had to fart on your tounge.
GROSS!!!! i have no reply back to that one :sour:

[verticaljay]

well atleast i'm not gettin somethin for nothin...damn was she good!



At least you admit you have a problem, there are websites for you


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