HAPPY BIRTHDAY

[BeckyB]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JAY6 :bouncy: :smirk: :Eeek: :redface: :hyper: :spin: :shy: :fluffy: :cop: :btroll: :clint: :dopey: :dance: :comedy: :booty: :yummy: :tongue: :howudo: :yes: :cool: :razz: :slaphappy :goofy: :hitler: :nudge:


yup i like smilies today :crazy:

[Zuki750]

Happy B-Day Bitch.

[Kunty]

Happy Birthday

[dirtbiker696]

happy bday

[Slinky]

Happy b-day little man

[AliKatR6]

happy b-day!

[ftrain]

Who is this jay guy you talk about? Just think a few more years he will be shrinking and not growing.

Happy Birthday Daddy

[verticalfrank]

happy b-day midget!! can you get your permission slip signed to come out and have a drink?

[Slinky]

APPLICATION: Night Out Permission Slip





Name: Boyfriend / Fiancé / Husband: _______________________________________________

I request permission for a leave of absence from the highest authority in my life for the following period:



Date: __________ Time of departure: __________ Time of return NOT to exceed: __________



Should permission be granted, I do solemnly swear to only visit the locations stated below, at the stated times. I agree to refrain from hitting on or flirting with other women. I shall not even speak to another female, except as expressly permitted in writing below. I will not turn off my mobile after two pints, nor shall I consume above the allowed volume of alcohol without first phoning for a taxi AND calling you for a verbal waiver of said alcohol allowance. I understand that even if permission is granted to go out, my girlfriend / fiancé / wife retains the right to be pissed off with me the following week for no valid reason whatsoever.



Amount of alcohol allowed (units) Beer _____ Wine _____ Liquor _____ Total _____

Location: From: To:

Location: From: To:

Location: From: To:



Locations to be visited:







Females with whom conversation is permitted _____________________________________________

Check here for NONE _____



IMPORTANT – STRIPPER CLAUSE: Notwithstanding the female contact permitted above, I promise to refrain from coming within one hundred (100) feet of a stripper or exotic dancer. Violation of this Stripper Clause shall be grounds for immediate termination of this contract.



I acknowledge my position in life. I know who wears the trousers in our relationship, and I agree it’s not me. I promise to abide by your rules & regulations. I understand that this is going to cost me a fortune in chocolates & flowers. You reserve the right to obtain and use my credit cards whenever you wish to do so. I hereby promise to take you to a Michael Bolton concert, should I not return home by the approved time. On my way home, I will not pick a fight with any stranger, nor shall I conduct in depth discussions with the said entity. Upon my return home, I promise not to urinate anywhere other than in the toilet. In addition, I will refrain from waking you up, breathing my vile breath in your face, and attempting to breed like a (drunken) rabbit.



I declare that to the best of my knowledge (of which I have none compared to my BETTER half), the above information is correct.

Signed: Boyfriend / Fiancé / Husband






Request is: APPROVED _____ DENIED _____


This decision is not negotiable. If approved, cut permission slip below and carry at all times.



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Permission for my boyfriend / fiancé / husband to be away for the following period of time:









Date: Time of departure: Time of return:







Signed: Girlfriend / Fiancé / Wife



this should help :flipoff:

[Kunty]

thats fucking awsome!!! :bouncy:

[verticaljay]

APPLICATION: Night Out Permission Slip





Name: Boyfriend / Fiancé / Husband: _______________________________________________

I request permission for a leave of absence from the highest authority in my life for the following period:



Date: __________ Time of departure: __________ Time of return NOT to exceed: __________



Should permission be granted, I do solemnly swear to only visit the locations stated below, at the stated times. I agree to refrain from hitting on or flirting with other women. I shall not even speak to another female, except as expressly permitted in writing below. I will not turn off my mobile after two pints, nor shall I consume above the allowed volume of alcohol without first phoning for a taxi AND calling you for a verbal waiver of said alcohol allowance. I understand that even if permission is granted to go out, my girlfriend / fiancé / wife retains the right to be pissed off with me the following week for no valid reason whatsoever.



Amount of alcohol allowed (units) Beer _____ Wine _____ Liquor _____ Total _____

Location: From: To:

Location: From: To:

Location: From: To:



Locations to be visited:







Females with whom conversation is permitted _____________________________________________

Check here for NONE _____



IMPORTANT – STRIPPER CLAUSE: Notwithstanding the female contact permitted above, I promise to refrain from coming within one hundred (100) feet of a stripper or exotic dancer. Violation of this Stripper Clause shall be grounds for immediate termination of this contract.



I acknowledge my position in life. I know who wears the trousers in our relationship, and I agree it’s not me. I promise to abide by your rules & regulations. I understand that this is going to cost me a fortune in chocolates & flowers. You reserve the right to obtain and use my credit cards whenever you wish to do so. I hereby promise to take you to a Michael Bolton concert, should I not return home by the approved time. On my way home, I will not pick a fight with any stranger, nor shall I conduct in depth discussions with the said entity. Upon my return home, I promise not to urinate anywhere other than in the toilet. In addition, I will refrain from waking you up, breathing my vile breath in your face, and attempting to breed like a (drunken) rabbit.



I declare that to the best of my knowledge (of which I have none compared to my BETTER half), the above information is correct.

Signed: Boyfriend / Fiancé / Husband






Request is: APPROVED _____ DENIED _____


This decision is not negotiable. If approved, cut permission slip below and carry at all times.



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Permission for my boyfriend / fiancé / husband to be away for the following period of time:









Date: Time of departure: Time of return:







Signed: Girlfriend / Fiancé / Wife



this should help :flipoff:


got one stored in your back pocket at all times huh

[Slinky]

its taken the place of the condoms i used to have back there LOL