pics of bird vs. porsche

[jd450]

this HAS GOT TO SUCK !!! id hate to be the one to clean that bitch out....
http://test.kladblog.com/html/200506/porsche.htm

[Storm]

how fast do you think that car was goin to do that kind of damage? I'm actually suprized that the bird didn't just blow up rather than actually pass through the glass.

[bikerboy]

I don't know where but I have the pictures of where a deer wnet through a window.

But somsomething like that I don't know if I believe. Why?

Let Mr. Biokerboy come with my predictions and assumptions.

Ok, first of all to have that sort of impact it would have to be flying above. SO above and then swoop down in the opposite direction.

So then it would have to be flying in the opposite direction of the car but at an angle to where the birds face, etc. So the bird would be flying at a 75degree angle. The bird would also have to be moving at a high rate of speed. A VERY high rate of speed. As well as the car.

OK, now, why is this bullshit?

B/c for one the bird is a CHICKEN. They DON'T FLY. The bird would have jumped up and got hit and blew right off.

Next, The glass is not normal glass. Its tempered. Tempered glass is extremely strong.

3, the picture of the chicken shows that its HEAD AND BEAK and such are STILL in TACT. SO if I hit you with my car, being that you are many times larger than a chicken, your skull would be fractured. The chickens head is normal. So that would mean that the chicken got hit in the ass. If the chicken got hit in the ass then again, he would blow off in either direction. B/c if he was moving THAT fast the chicken would have been run over as apposed to through the winodw.

This would mean that they'd both, the car and the bird, were traveling in the same direction.

Next lie. Why is there SOOOOO much flesh in the car? Its a fukkin CHICKEN. Why is his body in the car when there is MEAT everywhere else? It must have been the porsche owners ground beef flying everywhere form the grocery as its not the chicken flesh.

Oh yeaaaaaa, next like. The bird still has ALL of its feathers. This isn't a scoop trap. Its fukkin GLASS. It would have sliced those feather off in no time.

Sorry, its fake....


Man, I need to be a detective or something. I notice little shit like that and apply common sense to it as well.....

[MikeM]

I dont think its a chicken

[LiL SiS]

if the car was going fast enough and hit the bird beak first it could happen. That aint got shit on the deer vs the explorer though...damn...that was disgusting!!

[bikerboy]

if the car was going fast enough and hit the bird beak first it could happen. That aint got shit on the deer vs the explorer though...damn...that was disgusting!!

but the BIRD was still together. with an impact that harsh, the bird would not be together. he would be disintegrated.