Cleaning out my cell phone

[MikeM]

random phone pics. some new, some old

[MikeM]

:postwhor:

[MikeM]

:cloud9:

[120clown]

mmmmmmm i love phone pics

[TongWoo]

I spy camel toe :clint:

[MikeM]

:asshole:

[MikeM]

Im only 1/3 done homies

[MikeM]

btw, in all "skirt" pics, the girls are well aware im taking pics of them, even the last one ^^

[MikeM]

Here is one of the only pics I post where you can see my face

[Chris929RRsGirl]

Someones an ass man for sure!

[MikeM]

Stay tuned for pics of your mom

[Kunty]

Beckys mom is your avitar... haha thats awsome

[MikeM]

This is why I eat italian food all the time.

[MikeM]

Someones an ass man for sure!
can i post the *good* pics I took of you?

[MikeM]

Beckys mom is your avitar... haha thats awsome
No thats Chris929RR's other other princess


Notice how the little hoes want to chill on the trailer with daytons

[MikeM]

:postwhor:

[MikeM]

there should be a smiley called :stalker:

[MikeM]

yeah

[TongWoo]

More ass n' titties...ass ass n' titties....

[MikeM]

:banhim:

[120clown]

More ass n' titties...ass ass n' titties....


and big bootied bitches :bouncy:

[MikeM]

:blabla:

[Virginia Pee]

From now on when I go out I'm coverin' my ass.. :nono:

[Chris929RRsGirl]

can i post the *good* pics I took of you?


lol sure why not.

[Chris929RRsGirl]

No thats Chris929RR's other other princess


LOL - then take out the mom part and put in her name.

[lablueyez1]

dont you ever eat at home?? lol

[MikeM]

this is the last of them. I have a bunch more that are too dark or too light, or blurry, but im only posyting the ones that are visable

[MikeM]

LOL - then take out the mom part and put in her name.
that wont fit (hey isnt that what you said to me that night?)

dont you ever eat at home?? lol
home is only for sleeping and storage of motorcycles

[Chris929RRsGirl]

that wont fit (hey isnt that what you said to me that night?)


home is only for sleeping and storage of motorcycles


yeah I was talking about in my ass.

And if you used one V and said that it should work. Or use her old screen name.

[Miss Chievous]

god damn thats alot of ass. do the girls know you took the pictures of them? I'd be really creeeped out if someone took a picture of me with their camera phone without notifying me about it.

[SickF*ck6969]

WTF is that apple thing??? lol


how old r those girls??? lmao

and you look like edward norton in that shitty face pic...... :Noooo:




ps. wonderful ass shots....... :fluffy:

[Chris929RRsGirl]

WTF is that apple thing??? lol


how old r those girls??? lmao

and you look like edward norton in that shitty face pic...... :Noooo:




ps. wonderful ass shots....... :fluffy:


yes I agree - some of them were fitting for my taste. :hitler:

[SickF*ck6969]

yes I agree - some of them were fitting for my taste. :hitler:

hmmmm..... :fluffy:

[Chris929RRsGirl]

hmmmm..... :fluffy:


what? I like lookin at ass too. :innocent:

[MikeM]

god damn thats alot of ass. do the girls know you took the pictures of them? I'd be really creeeped out if someone took a picture of me with their camera phone without notifying me about it.
The pics that show some skin were all consentual, the ones in pizzarias n shit were candid. This is what camera phones were made for. Chances are someone has already taken a pic of your ass and posted it on hotelworkinhookers.com
WTF is that apple thing??? lol

how old r those girls??? lmao

and you look like edward norton in that shitty face pic...... :Noooo:

ps. wonderful ass shots....... :fluffy:
The apple thing is a smoking device. I smuggled an ounce out to cali for my friends wedding, but when i got ther eI had no transportation and there were no blunt selling stores within walking distance. A steel tube from the hotel towel rack, an apple from the fridge, and a screen from the sink later - im getting high. MacGuyver used to watch my show.

The girls are various ages. If you're looking, not touching, it doesnt really matter if they're legal.
what? I like lookin at ass too. :innocent:wanna have a 3some with my gf and I?

[Chris929RRsGirl]

The pics that show some skin were all consentual, the ones in pizzarias n shit were candid. This is what camera phones were made for. Chances are someone has already taken a pic of your ass and posted it on hotelworkinhookers.com

The apple thing is a smoking device. I smuggled an ounce out to cali for my friends wedding, but when i got ther eI had no transportation and there were no blunt selling stores within walking distance. A steel tube from the hotel towel rack, an apple from the fridge, and a screen from the sink later - im getting high. MacGuyver used to watch my show.

The girls are various ages. If you're looking, not touching, it doesnt really matter if they're legal.
wanna have a 3some with my gf and I?

hahahahahahhahahahahahahahaha







































how about NO :booty:

[SickF*ck6969]

The apple thing is a smoking device. I smuggled an ounce out to cali for my friends wedding, but when i got ther eI had no transportation and there were no blunt selling stores within walking distance. A steel tube from the hotel towel rack, an apple from the fridge, and a screen from the sink later - im getting high. MacGuyver used to watch my show.

The girls are various ages. If you're looking, not touching, it doesnt really matter if they're legal.


that things great....lol

does it make the shit taste like apples....


and true, true, true....100%..... :clint:

[Miss Chievous]

The pics that show some skin were all consentual, the ones in pizzarias n shit were candid. This is what camera phones were made for. Chances are someone has already taken a pic of your ass and posted it on hotelworkinhookers.com


oh jeez... I've actually had a guest take a picture of me before. He said he wanted to test out his new digital camera and printer. He took 2 shots and gave me the prints. I wonder if he ever deleted the pics off his camera:Noooo:

[SickF*ck6969]

oh jeez... I've actually had a guest take a picture of me before. He said he wanted to test out his new digital camera and printer. He took 2 shots and gave me the prints. I wonder if he ever deleted the pics off his camera:Noooo:


THAT was mike.!!!!



lmao.............. :asshole:

[Miss Chievous]

THAT was mike.!!!!



lmao.............. :asshole:

mike doesn't have grey hair and isn't from Honduras lol. maybe its his long lost uncle :rotfl: :mischiev:

[MikeM]

does it make the shit taste like apples....

A little bit. It got the job done well.mike doesn't have grey hair and isn't from Honduras lol. maybe its his long lost uncle :rotfl: :mischiev:I got tons of grey hairs, and I go to honduras every month to re-up my supplies.

[Miss Chievous]

A little bit. It got the job done well.I got tons of grey hairs, and I go to honduras every month to re-up my supplies.

veryyyyyyyy nice. my dad started going grey at 17 :(

[Storm]

*chuckling silently to one-self*
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[CrTcHRkTRcR]

mikem=jesus

[jd450]

The pics that show some skin were all consentual, the ones in pizzarias n shit were candid. This is what camera phones were made for. Chances are someone has already taken a pic of your ass and posted it on hotelworkinhookers.com

The apple thing is a smoking device. I smuggled an ounce out to cali for my friends wedding, but when i got ther eI had no transportation and there were no blunt selling stores within walking distance. A steel tube from the hotel towel rack, an apple from the fridge, and a screen from the sink later - im getting high. MacGuyver used to watch my show.

The girls are various ages. If you're looking, not touching, it doesnt really matter if they're legal.
wanna have a 3some with my gf and I?
this entire post had me on the floor laughing !!!!!!!!!! nice pics by the way :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

[wheeliekid]

quote the post Storm made with all the croc heads in it....and while its in the message box scroll up and down....its shweet....

[MikeM]

quote the post Storm made with all the croc heads in it....and while its in the message box scroll up and down....its shweet....
Just did it, nothing interesting happened.

[Becky H.]

its like waves lol it looks cool

[Chris929RRsGirl]

its all wavey.....


woooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooo oooOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[tt600]

Just random stuff

[JONESER]

Yo Mike,
Why isn't there more pics of your woman????

[Virginia Pee]

Yo Mike,
Why isn't there more pics of your woman????
we dont' wanna see his woman.. we wanna see you :dopey:

[MikeM]

Yo Mike,
Why isn't there more pics of your woman????
some of those were

[pavementeater]

sweet pics man. haha.. how many Fuckin pics does your camera hold? jeeze..

and I like the dutchies... always with the dutchies.

~Jared

[WaynesNside]

It's all about the ASS bro, you know what's up.

Some nice ones N there.

[CustomFighterer]

you should be a fuckin paparazzi man. you just go to resteraunts to take ass shots huh? lLolL. good shit. mr. incognito. keep em coming. get some twat shots this time. :D

[Kunty]

you should be a fuckin paparazzi man. you just go to resteraunts to take ass shots huh? lLolL. good shit. mr. incognito. keep em coming. get some twat shots this time. :D


are u serious...

what the fuck do u want him to walk up to random girls and be like

hi i'm a pervert can i take a picture of your box...

and have you seen mikem, he'd get his ass kicked by the girl

please think before you post...

thank you and good day

[f4igIRlie]

haha...whats coming out of that apple?

[Kunty]

haha...whats coming out of that apple?


a hose type thing, looks like he made a pipe out of an apple..

dang you either never smoked weed OR were very sheltered as a child....lol

[MikeM]

From now on Kunty is my PR rep, please direct all quection/comments/concerns to her.

Thank you
Mr. M

[Kunty]

From now on Kunty is my PR rep, please direct all quection/comments/concerns to her.

Thank you
Mr. M


now wheres my paycheck bitch :whip:

[MikeM]

now wheres my paycheck bitch :whip:
Its right here. Come and get it, and wear something tight.

[Kunty]

Its right here. Come and get it, and wear something tight.


EW!

can i send beckys mom to pick it up for me :pimp:

[MikeM]

EW!

can i send beckys mom to pick it up for me :pimp:
Way to shift the heat

[PUCK]

THIS JUST IN......................
































MikeM is a homosexual. Where's ya bf SwayZ at?

[MikeM]

I thought swayz was YOUR boy?

[jaydubs85]

That's why I cant have a picture cell phone.

[Cursed Inc]

:unf:

[Kunty]

:unf:


and from this we know this kid likes girls in white pants

[Cursed Inc]

:dance:

[Cursed Inc]

All the white pants were from the same party, memorial day or something. Can't wait for this year :shhh:

[Cursed Inc]

This guy has a gas mask on at DMV. Uh oh here comes security! :jerkit:

[MikeM]

and from this we know this kid likes girls in white pants
Who doesnt?

It makes it so easy to tell if they're on the rag.

[Miss Chievous]

Who doesnt?

It makes it so easy to tell if they're on the rag.
thats just wrong. accidentally saw that happen to a girl in HS before, she didn't expect her period and it was ALL over her pants. i felt so bad, she had to wear gym shorts the rest of the day.. and did i mention this happened in the dead of NY winter?

[MikeM]

thats just wrong. accidentally saw that happen to a girl in HS before, she didn't expect her period and it was ALL over her pants. i felt so bad, she had to wear gym shorts the rest of the day.. and did i mention this happened in the dead of NY winter?
hush

[TRICKY]

thats just wrong. accidentally saw that happen to a girl in HS before, she didn't expect her period and it was ALL over her pants. i felt so bad, she had to wear gym shorts the rest of the day.. and did i mention this happened in the dead of NY winter?

so she had tight nipples that day huh? :nudge:

[CustomFighterer]

are u serious...

what the fuck do u want him to walk up to random girls and be like

hi i'm a pervert can i take a picture of your box...

and have you seen mikem, he'd get his ass kicked by the girl

please think before you post...

thank you and good day


lLolL :flipoff: i havent looked here in a while.. good point. It looked like he almost got a couple with the undertable shots. he'll just have to work on his covert manuevers.

haha but if he was gonna walk up and ask if he could photograph their boxes :yuck: i'd want video of that to see the slap action. ahhaha :scared:

[bigheadache]

in my cell phone

[CustomFighterer]

daaaaaaaam that lil white kids got ups! :hypnotize

[MikeM]

thats kunty on the left

[MikeM]

:69:

[MikeM]

2 more real qwik

[Cursed Inc]

posing for the camera

[CustomFighterer]

dont your cameras make the shutter noise when you click a pic??/

girls dont notice it or waht?

[MikeM]

dont your cameras make the shutter noise when you click a pic??/

girls dont notice it or waht?
We dont rock cameras that make noise, that shits gaaaabage.

If the girls spot us, we go and donkey punch them.

[louisvillerider]

i got the New Motorolla SLVR, and it makes the shutter noise.....but not for video

[AlucardXP]

hahaha i like that pic that you took of that chicks ass where it looks like you were eatting with your grandma or something. "Excuse me grandma...move to the right...i gotta get a pic of this chicks ass!!!!"

[Craig_xB]

sooo.......where's the nudie pics?

[Cursed Inc]

jersey aint all bad

[MikeM]

hahaha i like that pic that you took of that chicks ass where it looks like you were eatting with your grandma or something. "Excuse me grandma...move to the right...i gotta get a pic of this chicks ass!!!!"
Thats pretty much how it went down. Thats at the deer park diner thats been under construction for 5 months now

[MikeM]

If anyone whos not as lazy as me wants to flip this one, go for it

[MikeM]

sooo.......where's the nudie pics?
on a porn site

[CustomFighterer]

on a porn site

thats a good one. perfect for a pillow...to sleep face down on!
:nudge:

[WaynesNside]

How did you fools get the pic to your computer?? I just got a cam phone you have to forgive me...I'm late!!

[lonestunt]

How did you fools get the pic to your computer?? I just got a cam phone you have to forgive me...I'm late!!
you send it from the cell to the computer :dumbass

[MikeM]

How did you fools get the pic to your computer?? I just got a cam phone you have to forgive me...I'm late!!
send a pix message, but type in an email address instead of a phone number in the To: field.

[Herb]

Mike you are my hero

[CrTcHRkTRcR]

resurected

[erik]

If anyone whos not as lazy as me wants to flip this one, go for it

wheew mate. ive got a boner and a half ill tell ya mate i sure do like what u have posted. i havent had a boner in a long time. i was begining to think it dident work any more. ill tell ya its been along time since ive seen all of my privite. its always hibernating in the pubic hairs. well i just wanted to thank ya mate for lettin me see the lil guy i was missin the thing. cheers on ya mate

[beckybBITCHES]

lol mikem is a perv

[letsride]

lol mikem is a perv


DUUUUHHHHH! I knew that the day I signed up here :yes:

[Nightrider]

good pics man,especially the last one :whipping :whipping :yes:

[MikeM]

Mike you are my hero
Herb these teenage girls are for you