MikeM Riders

[MikeM]

dot com

[D-WRECK]

oh boy here we go :Noooo:

[MikeM]

oh boy here we go :Noooo:
lol

yup

[BeckyB]

as one of your official hookas...i think this is a great idea :bouncy:

[MikeM]

MikeM Riders is my joke. I have a better name in mind


btw you're awesome becky, awesome

[TongWoo]

MikeM:BootySniper.com

[Kunty]

MikeM Riders is my joke. I have a better name in mind


btw you're awesome becky, awesome


every time i see that avitar i laugh my ass off... :bitchsla:

[BeckyB]

every time i see that avitar i laugh my ass off... :bitchsla:
cause we're his hookas....that's nothing to laugh about :bitchsla:

[MikeM]

You ladies should have been making out in the pic

[pavementeater]

i'm really baked and don't really get this thread.

sweet name dude. rock with it.

[MikeM]

i'm really baked and don't really get this thread.

sweet name dude. rock with it.
I was really baked when i started it, so you really should get it.

Nah, there is no point. My crew is the Dutch Masters, mikemriderz.com is an old joke about stupid stunt "teams"

[D-WRECK]

I was really baked when i started it, so you really should get it.

Nah, there is no point. My crew is the Dutch Masters, mikemriderz.com is an old joke about stupid stunt "teams"
WELL HELL SINCE YOUR BRINGING THE DUTCH MASTER INTO THIS I WANT IN

[MikeM]

WELL HELL SINCE YOUR BRINGING THE DUTCH MASTER INTO THIS I WANT IN
All fans of the dutch are automatically in

[D-WRECK]

praise the bud

[Skillz954]

as one of your official hookas...i think this is a great idea :bouncy:

and now you are his only hooka HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[Niner]

4 days til we can buy stocks, and i think i know how to make money in the market
How is that?

[Skillz954]

What's up gents......been busy as hell lately.....but also having a good time doing what I do......

[ScottFuries]

gonna rest up till later and start fresh.
top speed is 55...but it should be breaking as much.
where the hell is the timber at?

[ScottFuries]

What's up gents......been busy as hell lately.....but also having a good time doing what I do......

we are all on the road.
life of a trucker is hard...

[Skillz954]

HAHAHAHAHAHAH you guys are funny

[MikeM]

How is that?

Word is: when companys fail a contract, they publicise their stock to get some money. You buy it at that point, and then it goes back up because the companys people will also be buying, to drive it up.

[MikeM]

HAHAHAHAHAHAH you guys are funny

try dealing with bears and stupid 4 wheelers for a living then tell me how funny it is

[Niner]

try dealing with bears and stupid 4 wheelers for a living then tell me how funny it is

bears?:homer:homer

[MikeM]

bears?:homer:homer

you noob

http://www.geocities.com/TheTropics/1608/page2.htm

[scott3824]

bears?:homer:homer

for someone that likes trucker songs you must nbot have paid attention to smokey and the bandit

[MikeM]

61 loads left

[Niner]

61 loads left

Should be some left by the time I get there tonight. I'm thinking about going home. I feel like shit and I am getting dizzy every 5 minutes or so. Drive home is going to be interesting.

[Skillz954]

for someone that likes trucker songs you must nbot have paid attention to smokey and the bandit

right?? even I knew that....:homer

[Niner]

right?? even I knew that....:homer

I was thinking motorcycles for some reason.

[Skillz954]

61 loads left

There are a lot......I may have to finish tomorrow

[Zuki750]

61 loads left
I'm probably not going to make it. It'll be late tomorrow night for me. I still got 900 miles left to Panama City and I'm at 11fp.

[MikeM]

Should be some left by the time I get there tonight. I'm thinking about going home. I feel like shit and I am getting dizzy every 5 minutes or so. Drive home is going to be interesting.

thats been me for the past month :thumbsup focusing on fixed objects while moving your head will minimize dizzyness

[MikeM]

There are a lot......I may have to finish tomorrow

its a nice looking clam, but doesnt look like it could handle any serious hammering

[Skillz954]

its a nice looking clam, but doesnt look like it could handle any serious hammering

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH I think it looks funny....

[MikeM]

its a nice looking clam, but doesnt look like it could handle any serious hammering

from now on im not dating any girls under 5'4

[MikeM]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH I think it looks funny....

they all look funy, but ours look funnier in that respect

[MikeM]

211 miles to lapaz. if the speed limit stays at 65 or above i can make this in 3

[Skillz954]

they all look funy, but ours look funnier in that respect

true story I'll send 46-84 tomorrow.....I got work to do.

[scott3824]

its a nice looking clam, but doesnt look like it could handle any serious hammering

scott_3824


at

hotmail

[MikeM]

scott_3824


at

hotmail

i think troy is going to post them all in here tonight

[Zuki750]

WTF? Where are my pictures?

jason.light at umit.maine.edu

[Niner]

true story I'll send 46-84 tomorrow.....I got work to do.

Niner1190 at yahoo dot com

[Niner]

after driving my new international 436 miles it broke down. Sounds like that 1999 superduty.:whipping

[MikeM]

WTF? Where are my pictures?

jason.light at umit.maine.edu

you cant have them til your driver rating is over 2

[Skillz954]

Guys they are all on my PC here at work so I need to get them off before I get laid off so I had Mike be the librarian......I don't give a fuck what he does with them and I expect him to share.......

[Niner]

http://www.stevemeadedesigns.com/board/index.php?showtopic=10216&st=0

[MikeM]

59 loads left. one of which is mine

[beckybBITCHES]

and now you are his only hooka HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

i know right...it's funny to see how we used to e-flirt and do it haha :thumbsup

[beckybBITCHES]

i gotta go get my kids from school...then i'm going to go buy some slippers so i can walk around my hick town like a ghetto fab princess

[MikeM]

i know right...it's funny to see how we used to e-flirt and do it haha :thumbsup

i used to think you were a dumb girl with big tits

[ScottFuries]

and now??????

[scott3824]

spending the next 45 minutes customizing my linux theme

[ScottFuries]

fuck some wants a master on starboyz site but since they did it over i cant stay logged in...

[ScottFuries]

spending the next 45 minutes customizing my linux theme

scoot can you stay logged in????

[MikeM]

fuck some wants a master on starboyz site but since they did it over i cant stay logged in...

try deleting any cookies from that site

[MikeM]

20 minutes out of lapaz, 57 loads left. i shoulda went to stl for the tires i guess

[scott3824]

scoot can you stay logged in????

havent been on there ... will try when i get home

[beckybBITCHES]

and now??????

a dumb girl w/big titties who takes it like a champ :thumbsup

[ScottFuries]

heh heh
just totalled the new truck.
wasnt paying attention while i was on the phone.
truckin aint easy.
thats it!
the shirt slogan...

[Miss Chievous]

Hi! .

[Drgreenthumb1]

dropping loads ?

[Niner]

34 loads left. I got this bonus salary as long as no one hauls 3 loads.

[MikeM]

34 loads left. I got this bonus salary as long as no one hauls 3 loads.

you got 2? nice

[MikeM]

Driver Items: High Gear Ratio,
Top Speed: 77 MPH

didnt change mpg

[Niner]

Big black was talking about wiping after pooping with his sock. I thought of scoot. lol

[Niner]

you got 2? nice

I'll be all loaded up with load #2 in 45 minutes. I should get the bonus for this one according to cornfield

[MikeM]

We also offer a 1% wage for one week to the driver that completes the most routes on any given contract. If there is more than 1 driver that has the most routes, the driver that left the earliest with his/her final run will win the 1% wage for the week.

[MikeM]

I'll be all loaded up with load #2 in 45 minutes. I should get the bonus for this one according to cornfield

Approx. 28 Loads Left

I just took off with my first, averaging 72 mph

[Niner]

the driver that left the earliest with his/her final run will win the 1% wage for the week.

I think everyone is still working on the backhaul after the first run.

[Niner]

The bonus is for the entire contract. You try to get the most loads on the contract. This contract is small, and there are a bunch of trucks headed to La Paz. Chances are VERY high that there will only be a chance for one load for most of them. But you starting out there, you have a chance at two.

If everyone gets only one load on the contract, the person who left first is the winner.....

[Niner]

Your cargo of Tires is attached to your truck and is ready for delivery to Salt Lake City, USA.

[MikeM]

The bonus is for the entire contract. You try to get the most loads on the contract. This contract is small, and there are a bunch of trucks headed to La Paz. Chances are VERY high that there will only be a chance for one load for most of them. But you starting out there, you have a chance at two.

If everyone gets only one load on the contract, the person who left first is the winner.....

buy the high gears. totally worth it cuz they last a long time and add 5 mph

[MikeM]

how much fuel does it use, about 800?

[ScottFuries]

20 load left but im sleepy,,,and drunk...

[letsride]

Truck you mutha fucka

[MikeM]

they got outbid on the appliances contract last night. he bid 1.50 and it went for 1.24. we coulda made bank off that as low as 1.10, im a little displeased

[Zuki750]

they got outbid on the appliances contract last night. he bid 1.50 and it went for 1.24. we coulda made bank off that as low as 1.10, im a little displeased
I finally picked up a newer truck. If I can still snag a load of tires tonight, I'll upgrade again after this run. It'll pay about $5000.

[Zuki750]

I finally picked up a newer truck. If I can still snag a load of tires tonight, I'll upgrade again after this run. It'll pay about $5000.
Looks like that might not happen. Only 9 loads left. Maybe I'll have to grab one while I'm still tired.

[Zuki750]

Just grabbed a load even though I'm at 11fp. If I go over it won't be that big of a deal. It's a $5500 run.

Check this out. Circa 1998. I'm minus about 40 pounds and plus a lot of hair.

http://voyager.umeres.maine.edu/~jason_light/wink.jpg

[MikeM]

Just grabbed a load even though I'm at 11fp. If I go over it won't be that big of a deal. It's a $5500 run.


In Route
3,547 Miles To Go

that'll keep you busy for a while

[MikeM]

Check this out. Circa 1998. I'm minus about 40 pounds and plus a lot of hair.

http://voyager.umeres.maine.edu/~jason_light/wink.jpg

Show ya R's son!!!

[letsride]

Zuki theirs a badass motorcycle show at the bayside expo center this weekend

[Zuki750]

Zuki theirs a badass motorcycle show at the bayside expo center this weekend
I'm going snowmobiling. Leaving 4 am saturday and returning late sunday night.

[Zuki750]

In Route
3,547 Miles To Go

that'll keep you busy for a while
I just did the run from Phoenix to Panama City so this will be about the same. About 600 miles more but easily doable now that I can go 63 mph.

[MikeM]

http://www.1girl1pitcher.com/

nws, not at all

[Niner]

Just grabbed a load even though I'm at 11fp. If I go over it won't be that big of a deal. It's a $5500 run.

Check this out. Circa 1998. I'm minus about 40 pounds and plus a lot of hair.

http://voyager.umeres.maine.edu/~jason_light/wink.jpg

You know that was his girl's bike right? Even through that pic you can tell what garbage qyality the video playing on the tv has.

[Niner]

I just did the run from Phoenix to Panama City so this will be about the same. About 600 miles more but easily doable now that I can go 63 mph.

It's a little tricky having to adjust the speed for each run to 60MPH when the speed limit is 55. Not difficult, just takes some getting used to.

[letsride]

I'm going snowmobiling. Leaving 4 am saturday and returning late sunday night.

Nice, where northern Maine or Canada? Prob both i guess

[Zuki750]

You know that was his girl's bike right? Even through that pic you can tell what garbage qyality the video playing on the tv has.
Yeah, I knew it was her bike but he was riding it in Daytona that week. It was sitting by the gate with a huge oil puddle under it the day after that pic was taken. He shoulda made crash cages back then. LOL

[Zuki750]

Nice, where northern Maine or Canada? Prob both i guess
Just northern maine. It's too expensive to ride in canada. It's like $200 for a week pass to ride their trails. Not worth it to me. We've got about 10 people and are backpacking it for saturday night and will return to the trucks late sunday. It should be a blast.

[Niner]

Yeah, I knew it was her bike but he was riding it in Daytona that week. It was sitting by the gate with a huge oil puddle under it the day after that pic was taken. He shoulda made crash cages back then. LOL

People just bought a 12 pack of stator covers. That 490 pound beast would destoy a cage.

[Zuki750]

It's a little tricky having to adjust the speed for each run to 60MPH when the speed limit is 55. Not difficult, just takes some getting used to.
I'll have to pay more attention than normal.

[Niner]

15kW:
http://www.rockfordfosgate.com/products/product_details.asp?item_id=105829&locale=en_US

[scott3824]

damn ... forgot about the game and am late on delivery

[letsride]

Just northern maine. It's too expensive to ride in canada. It's like $200 for a week pass to ride their trails. Not worth it to me. We've got about 10 people and are backpacking it for saturday night and will return to the trucks late sunday. It should be a blast.

I bet, Ive never owned a sled so I only ride down here but I hear its a ton of fun up north, nice groomed trails as wide as roads :pimp:

[Niner]

damn ... forgot about the game and am late on delivery

On these big $ runs that we have been doing it doesn't matter except for the damage to your driver rating.

[Zuki750]

I bet, Ive never owned a sled so I only ride down here but I hear its a ton of fun up north, nice groomed trails as wide as roads :pimp:
Some trails are even separated into two lanes. You can ride 100 mph up north with no problems.

[Niner]

I think with my tax returns I am going to:
Pay off my suit/coat/ shoes/ etc
get the DRZ street legal
put the rest on my lowes card

I also think I should invest in buying/ having someone make a luggage rack for my DRZ. It gives me a place to strap some small shit down, and is a natural place to put my left foot without cutting the tailsection. Might not be worth the $ though.

[Niner]

Some trails are even separated into two lanes. You can ride 100 mph up north with no problems.

unless you hit a deer.

[Zuki750]

unless you hit a deer.
It's the moose you have to look out for. You don't see many deer up there. Atleast I've never seen one. If the moose is standing sideways and doesn't move, you could actually ride under them.

[scott3824]

15kW:
http://www.rockfordfosgate.com/products/product_details.asp?item_id=105829&locale=en_US

buy it for me

[MikeM]

Some trails are even separated into two lanes. You can ride 100 mph up north with no problems.

now thats gotta be one cold wind

[Niner]

buy it for me

Buy it for yourself.

[Skillz954]

Check this out. Circa 1998. I'm minus about 40 pounds and plus a lot of hair.

http://voyager.umeres.maine.edu/~jason_light/wink.jpg

Wow......doesn't even look like you, but now I see what your wife saw!! HAHAHAHAHA :ese:

And that bike is hideous!! :tolietmon

[Niner]

I think with my tax returns I am going to:
Pay off my suit/coat/ shoes/ etc
get the DRZ street legal
put the rest on my lowes card

I also think I should invest in buying/ having someone make a luggage rack for my DRZ. It gives me a place to strap some small shit down, and is a natural place to put my left foot without cutting the tailsection. Might not be worth the $ though.

Actually scratch that, I am going to:
Pay off the suit etc
Get the DRZ street legal
Finish my fiddy so I can ride it and sell off all the spare parts
Put the rest on my lowes card


It's been over a year, time to get that bitch back up and running.

[scott3824]

easy money

http://www.stuntlife.com/forums/94-new-york/212899-stunter-budget-needs-mechanic.html

[Skillz954]

Jason that sounds like a fun trip......have a blast!!

[beckybBITCHES]

snow day....i hate these

[MikeM]

easy money

http://www.stuntlife.com/forums/94-new-york/212899-stunter-budget-needs-mechanic.html

electrical problem


PASS

[MikeM]

snow day....i hate these

its 56 and sunny here

[Niner]

snow day....i hate these

But you get to hang out with your kids all day now.:thumbsup

[beckybBITCHES]

But you get to hang out with your kids all day now.:thumbsup

:whoopass

so far they're not THAAAAAAAAT bad...even though alex just stepped on my sore foot :censored

[MikeM]

:whoopass

so far they're not THAAAAAAAAT bad...even though alex just stepped on my sore foot :censored

make them go out and play in the snow like kids are supposed to. tell them to build an igloo or a dinosaur cave

[Niner]

:whoopass

so far they're not THAAAAAAAAT bad...even though alex just stepped on my sore foot :censored

Put some benedryl in their oatmeal.:thumbsup

[Niner]

make them go out and play in the snow like kids are supposed to. tell them to build an igloo or a dinosaur cave

then

Put some benedryl in their oatmeal.:thumbsup

:patriot:

[Skillz954]

make them go out and play in the snow like kids are supposed to. tell them to build an igloo or a dinosaur cave

+1 it builds character!!


mike you got mail.

[MikeM]

+1 it builds character!!


mike you got mail.

woo hooo !!!!

[Niner]

+1 it builds character!!


mike you got mail.

Where's my mail niggy?

Carbon copy that shit!
Niner1190 at yahoo :thumbsup

[Zuki750]

now thats gotta be one cold wind
With the right gear on, you don't really notice it. Plus my sled has a pretty good size windshield.

http://voyager.umeres.maine.edu/~jason_light/zr-side.jpg

[ScottFuries]

nearly shit my pants...

[ScottFuries]

just made it home.
and texted gary through it all.

[ScottFuries]

im a poop texter

[Niner]

nearly shit my pants...

WTF?:lobster:

[Skillz954]

Where's my mail niggy?

Carbon copy that shit!
Niner1190 at yahoo :thumbsup

I'm sending 10G at a time I didn't wanna have to deal with who could and couldn't accpet it......mike has gmail.....have him forward that shit.......there are like 11 emails.

[Skillz954]

With the right gear on, you don't really notice it. Plus my sled has a pretty good size windshield.

http://voyager.umeres.maine.edu/~jason_light/zr-side.jpg

looks like fun but that is suck an ugly color.......mad max flat black that fucking thing.....

[Skillz954]

nearly shit my pants...

I feel ya, I almost got hit head on by a tractor trailer truck going too fast around a corner to stay in his lane.......seriously it was closer than I've ever been to a head on with a truck that big......

[MikeM]

looks like fun but that is suck an ugly color.......mad max flat black that fucking thing.....

i was gonna say thats a blak mans color, but black men dont ride snowmobiles

[Skillz954]

i was gonna say thats a blak mans color, but black men dont ride snowmobiles

+1 too cold.....:pimp:

[ScottFuries]

I feel ya, I almost got hit head on by a tractor trailer truck going too fast around a corner to stay in his lane.......seriously it was closer than I've ever been to a head on with a truck that big......

not from fear...i meant i just made it home.
it was knockin

[Niner]

I'm sending 10G at a time I didn't wanna have to deal with who could and couldn't accpet it......mike has gmail.....have him forward that shit.......there are like 11 emails.
10g's? You mean 10 megs.
i was gonna say thats a blak mans color, but black men dont ride snowmobiles

They are a tropical people and hide under large puffy coats with fur trimmed hoods in the winter.

[Niner]

not from fear...i meant i just made it home.
it was knockin

The turtle head was touching cloth, eh?:ese:

[Skillz954]

not from fear...i meant i just made it home.
it was knockin

Oh the dreaded turtle head.....:tolietmon

[Skillz954]

The turtle head was touching cloth, eh?:ese:

HAHAHAHAHHAAH my brother!! :thumbsup

[Skillz954]

10g's? You mean 10 megs.

Yeah sorry I fucked that one up......

[scott3824]

I just saw the strangest thing .... so i'm in the bathroom taking a piss and in walks a young black man dressed in a coat like niner described. He then proceeds to take off his crispy white kicks and pull some timberland type boots out of a backpack and put them on.

[MikeM]

not from fear...i meant i just made it home.
it was knockin

was it solid?

[MikeM]

10g's? You mean 10 megs.


They are a tropical people and hide under large puffy coats with fur trimmed hoods in the winter.

yes



and yes

[Zuki750]

looks like fun but that is suck an ugly color.......mad max flat black that fucking thing.....

i was gonna say thats a blak mans color, but black men dont ride snowmobiles

You guys have no taste. I love Arctic Cat/Kawi neon green.

[scott3824]

neon green reminds me of the early 80's

[Skillz954]

I just saw the strangest thing .... so i'm in the bathroom taking a piss and in walks a young black man dressed in a coat like niner described. He then proceeds to take off his crispy white kicks and pull some timberland type boots out of a backpack and put them on.

in the bathroom?? I won't even change in the bathroom here.....I use a conference room every time......but shoes you don't even need a room??

[Niner]

You know what made my day yesterday?

I left work early because I was feeling like shit and dizzy. I stopped at the grocery store to buy soup, crackers, OJ, and Nyquil on the way home. I got a little hand basket full of this shit. As I am waiting in line already pissed off because I felt like shit and was dizzy, the white trash bitch behind me starts getting into my 2' buffer zone and gets to the point where she is bumping elbows with me trying to heard me farther forward so I will move the 6 available inches forward and bump elbows with the guy in line in front of me. My dirty looks didn't work so I started coughing without covering my mouth in her direction with a couple of sniffles afterwards for dramatic effect. She then looked at the items I had on the belt and gave me my 2' buffer and then some.

[MikeM]

I just saw the strangest thing .... so i'm in the bathroom taking a piss and in walks a young black man dressed in a coat like niner described. He then proceeds to take off his crispy white kicks and pull some timberland type boots out of a backpack and put them on.

worse than a woman

[Skillz954]

You guys have no taste. I love Arctic Cat/Kawi neon green.

you must be color blind or some shit Bro!! HAHAHAHAHAHAH

[Skillz954]

neon green reminds me of the early 80's

+1 and the 80's were quite possibly the worst decade ever!!

[Niner]

I just saw the strangest thing .... so i'm in the bathroom taking a piss and in walks a young black man dressed in a coat like niner described. He then proceeds to take off his crispy white kicks and pull some timberland type boots out of a backpack and put them on.

Can't keep the white kicks minty sloping around in the salty slush at the bus stop.:twocents:

[Skillz954]

You know what made my day yesterday?

I left work early because I was feeling like shit and dizzy. I stopped at the grocery store to buy soup, crackers, OJ, and Nyquil on the way home. I got a little hand basket full of this shit. As I am waiting in line already pissed off because I felt like shit and was dizzy, the white trash bitch behind me starts getting into my 2' buffer zone and gets to the point where she is bumping elbows with me trying to heard me farther forward so I will move the 6 available inches forward and bump elbows with the guy in line in front of me. My dirty looks didn't work so I started coughing without covering my mouth in her direction with a couple of sniffles afterwards for dramatic effect. She then looked at the items I had on the belt and gave me my 2' buffer and then some.

I don't even bother with looks I just say something rude and then laugh at their amazed look.......wanna back up out my kool aid bitch!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[MikeM]

You know what made my day yesterday?

I left work early because I was feeling like shit and dizzy. I stopped at the grocery store to buy soup, crackers, OJ, and Nyquil on the way home. I got a little hand basket full of this shit. As I am waiting in line already pissed off because I felt like shit and was dizzy, the white trash bitch behind me starts getting into my 2' buffer zone and gets to the point where she is bumping elbows with me trying to heard me farther forward so I will move the 6 available inches forward and bump elbows with the guy in line in front of me. My dirty looks didn't work so I started coughing without covering my mouth in her direction with a couple of sniffles afterwards for dramatic effect. She then looked at the items I had on the belt and gave me my 2' buffer and then some.

was she a jew? thats exactly what they do on lines. that and stand next to you instead of behind you

[scott3824]

in the bathroom?? I won't even change in the bathroom here.....I use a conference room every time......but shoes you don't even need a room??

worse than a woman

Who the fuck goes to college acting like it's a club or fashion show was my point. Fin Aid checks attract extra people I guess.

[scott3824]

was she a jew? thats exactly what they do on lines. that and stand next to you instead of behind you

i would punch someone for that. once i got bumped from behind with a cart so i turned around and pushed it along with the lady about 7 feet back, the security guard came over lol. normally people around here leave lots of space in public.

[Niner]

was she a jew? thats exactly what they do on lines. that and stand next to you instead of behind you

We don't really have Jews here. She was a white trash woman. I assume she is on welfare because pretty much everyone who goes grocery shopping at 2pm on a tuesday is either retired or on welfare.

[Skillz954]

Can't keep the white kicks minty sloping around in the salty slush at the bus stop.:twocents:

I can understand that.....I have a pair of white adidas shell toes that I rarely wear because they get dirty so easily. :twocents:

[scott3824]

We don't really have Jews here. She was a white trash woman. I assume she is on welfare because pretty much everyone who goes grocery shopping at 2pm on a tuesday is either retired or on welfare.

+1 ... I think I've only known/met like 4 jewish people in my life here

[Niner]

i would punch someone for that. once i got bumped from behind with a cart so i turned around and pushed it along with the lady about 7 feet back, the security guard came over lol. normally people around here leave lots of space in public.

I'm not as psycotic as you though. I really hope that bitch gets sick now. It's not that bad of a cold, but it's enough to piss you off.

[scott3824]

so instead of books for education in a bookbag he brings shoes or boots to look "fly"

[Zuki750]

was she a jew? thats exactly what they do on lines. that and stand next to you instead of behind you
You are "in" line not "on" line.

[Skillz954]

i would punch someone for that. once i got bumped from behind with a cart so i turned around and pushed it along with the lady about 7 feet back, the security guard came over lol. normally people around here leave lots of space in public.

That's only happened to me in Hong Kong this lil old lady was pushing her cart into me repeatedly and there was no where to go I turned around and yelled "what the fuck are you doing quit pushing your fucking cart into me" She had no idea what I said clearly but she got the idea.....I hate that shit.....

[Niner]

so instead of books for education in a bookbag he brings shoes or boots to look "fly"

He's just going to a couple classes before his rap carrer takes off anyway. I'm sure he's got many different "enterprises" if you ask him......kind of like your brother. "the world is yours":thumbsup

[Skillz954]

You are "in" line not "on" line.

HAHAHAHAHAHA random much?? :teacher:

[scott3824]

That's only happened to me in Hong Kong this lil old lady was pushing her cart into me repeatedly and there was no where to go I turned around and yelled "what the fuck are you doing quit pushing your fucking cart into me" She had no idea what I said clearly but she got the idea.....I hate that shit.....

that story would be sweet if you followed with ... "then she yelled kamikazee mota fucka american and proceeded to round house kick my face"

[scott3824]

He's just going to a couple classes before his rap carrer takes off anyway. I'm sure he's got many different "enterprises" if you ask him......kind of like your brother. "the world is yours":thumbsup

haahaha no he probably wanted the financial aid check. yeah my brother called last night - askign about helping him with web design for his lanscaping company.

[Niner]

That's only happened to me in Hong Kong this lil old lady was pushing her cart into me repeatedly and there was no where to go I turned around and yelled "what the fuck are you doing quit pushing your fucking cart into me" She had no idea what I said clearly but she got the idea.....I hate that shit.....

The worst was the retarded bitch that looked like a funny looking man with 20#'s of corn in a 100# bag slung around his shoulders was trying to get more singles from the service desk instead of bagging like she was supposed to. Bitch took about 10 minutes to make that transaction happen.

[Skillz954]

He's just going to a couple classes before his rap carrer takes off anyway. I'm sure he's got many different "enterprises" if you ask him......kind of like your brother. "the world is yours":thumbsup

HAHAHAHAHAHA I love little kids with big dreams, it's funny to watch them get squashed and realize they gotta work just like the rest of us!!

[scott3824]

sweet ... 3 grand in the bank, 700 in hand, truck is worth 3 ... wont be long before i am moving on up

[Skillz954]

that story would be sweet if you followed with ... "then she yelled kamikazee mota fucka american and proceeded to round house kick my face"

that would have been a pretty good ending but I had my dad and brothers with me......it was like godzilla and his family compared to those tiny folk!! LOL

[Niner]

haahaha no he probably wanted the financial aid check. yeah my brother called last night - askign about helping him with web design for his lanscaping company.

Don't know how the financial aid thing works if you are black and poor. I know between my government subsidized loans, what my parents had saved up, my co-op earnings, my academic scholarship, and what we called the "poor white trash scholarship" I still had to take out a ton of private loans to fund my school.:whoopass

[scott3824]

Don't know how the financial aid thing works if you are black and poor. I know between my government subsidized loans, what my parents had saved up, my co-op earnings, my academic scholarship, and what we called the "poor white trash scholarship" I still had to take out a ton of private loans to fund my school.:whoopass

all i know is right after fin aid checks were sent out there was a lot more parking here in the morning

[Niner]

that would have been a pretty good ending but I had my dad and brothers with me......it was like godzilla and his family compared to those tiny folk!! LOL

Which one of you was mothra? LOL

[Zuki750]

HAHAHAHAHAHA I love little kids with big dreams, it's funny to watch them get squashed and realize they gotta work just like the rest of us!!
Quit talking about Pat like that.

[beckybBITCHES]

make them go out and play in the snow like kids are supposed to. tell them to build an igloo or a dinosaur cave

that's what they're going to go do after breakfast....we're lazy today.

[Niner]

all i know is right after fin aid checks were sent out there was a lot more parking here in the morning

LMAO! Don't they need to pay back the money if they don't maintain a "C" average or at least pass the class?

[beckybBITCHES]

We don't really have Jews here. She was a white trash woman. I assume she is on welfare because pretty much everyone who goes grocery shopping at 2pm on a tuesday is either retired or on welfare.

or a housewife :twocents:

[beckybBITCHES]

+1 ... I think I've only known/met like 4 jewish people in my life here

that's what i thought...then i started to bitch about the jews in long island one day and come to find out theres quite a few that live here too

[scott3824]

LMAO! Don't they need to pay back the money if they don't maintain a "C" average or at least pass the class?

i dunno how that stuff works


go here and explain to him that nothing was on fire:
http://www.stuntlife.com/forums/2-stunt-discussion/213133-did-any-one-see.html#post3147844

[beckybBITCHES]

You are "in" line not "on" line.

haaahahhaahahahah :thumbsup

[Zuki750]

LMAO! Don't they need to pay back the money if they don't maintain a "C" average or at least pass the class?
I don't think it matters for most forms of financial aid.

[Skillz954]

Quit talking about Pat like that.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH Ouch......ZING!! :ese:

[Zuki750]

or a housewife :twocents:
There can't be many of those left these days.

[Niner]

or a housewife :twocents:

There aren't housewives in the area I live in.

[beckybBITCHES]

Don't know how the financial aid thing works if you are black and poor. I know between my government subsidized loans, what my parents had saved up, my co-op earnings, my academic scholarship, and what we called the "poor white trash scholarship" I still had to take out a ton of private loans to fund my school.:whoopass

right now i qualify for it.....when and if my child support gets raised i doubt they'll cover everything.

[Skillz954]

i dunno how that stuff works


go here and explain to him that nothing was on fire:
http://www.stuntlife.com/forums/2-stunt-discussion/213133-did-any-one-see.html#post3147844

I saw that and meant to say something....I was cracking up after the first thread about it on SL

[Skillz954]

time to run some errands.....

[Zuki750]

Go to google and type in "find chuck norris" and hit "I'm feeling lucky". It's mildly amusing. Completely safe for work.

[beckybBITCHES]

There can't be many of those left these days.

where i live there are

[Niner]

I don't think it matters for most forms of financial aid.

It should. The classes they take should also have to be required or from an approved list of free electives towards a real major that will allow them to be gainfully employed after they graduate.

[Niner]

right now i qualify for it.....when and if my child support gets raised i doubt they'll cover everything.

I though it got raised already? You get boned on that somehow? Wasn't it like a year ago when you were arguing over who got to claim the kids as dependants?

[Niner]

Go to google and type in "find chuck norris" and hit "I'm feeling lucky". It's mildly amusing. Completely safe for work.

Search pages from chucks beard

LOL

[beckybBITCHES]

I though it got raised already? You get boned on that somehow? Wasn't it like a year ago when you were arguing over who got to claim the kids as dependants?

new update on my situation with him.....
i called 2 weeks ago to find out what the deal was and why it's been a year since i tried to get it raised.....they said they need his address to notify him we're going to court (since he is paying already they can't go to court to raise it until he knows about it....yes stupid i know)....so i go by his house before i pick my kids up....get his address...go home, call them and they said this is the address they already had and the court crap got returned saying 'per management tenant no longer lives here'

[Niner]

where i live there are

There are also lots of tractors and livestock.

[Niner]

Search pages from chucks beard

LOL

There are a whole mess of other ones like google L33t and klingon google.

[Niner]

new update on my situation with him.....
i called 2 weeks ago to find out what the deal was and why it's been a year since i tried to get it raised.....they said they need his address to notify him we're going to court (since he is paying already they can't go to court to raise it until he knows about it....yes stupid i know)....so i go by his house before i pick my kids up....get his address...go home, call them and they said this is the address they already had and the court crap got returned saying 'per management tenant no longer lives here'

That's pretty weak if that is your excuse for giving up.

[beckybBITCHES]

new update on my situation with him.....
i called 2 weeks ago to find out what the deal was and why it's been a year since i tried to get it raised.....they said they need his address to notify him we're going to court (since he is paying already they can't go to court to raise it until he knows about it....yes stupid i know)....so i go by his house before i pick my kids up....get his address...go home, call them and they said this is the address they already had and the court crap got returned saying 'per management tenant no longer lives here'

he doesn't live in an apartment, he lives in a town house...so 'management' wouldn't write that...he did or his wife did....

that was mistake #1 that pissed me off
he sent my daughter to school in pajamas another day....mistake #2

anyways, i had told him a while back he could claim alex this year because he had done good taking them all year....well i changed my mind...LOL! he's not too happy but whatever i don't care.

they're not even going to go to court until march 24th to get it raised :whoopass

[beckybBITCHES]

That's pretty weak if that is your excuse for giving up.

i'm not giving up. fuck him....this can take as long as needed. i told the lawyer dealing with my case that i want to get it backdated since i applied to get it raised AND since he's had this job.....it's been 4 years since he's been working there.

right now it's based off of him making 5.25 an hour....he admitted to me that he makes 23....my brother in law is pretty sure he's lying and that he really makes closer to 30

[Niner]

Go to google and type in "find chuck norris" and hit "I'm feeling lucky". It's mildly amusing. Completely safe for work.

Search

answer to life the universe and everything

[beckybBITCHES]

and they call me a big fat bitch in front of my kids....whatever.

[Niner]

i'm not giving up. fuck him....this can take as long as needed. i told the lawyer dealing with my case that i want to get it backdated since i applied to get it raised AND since he's had this job.....it's been 4 years since he's been working there.

right now it's based off of him making 5.25 an hour....he admitted to me that he makes 23....my brother in law is pretty sure he's lying and that he really makes closer to 30

If you have a lawyer send his ass over there in person to serve him.

A court ordered check into his finances would show exactly what he makes/ has made the last few years. Making it retro-active.....good luck with that one.

[beckybBITCHES]

and they call me a big fat bitch in front of my kids....whatever.

obviously they're blind....i'm starting to look super fly hahaha

[beckybBITCHES]

If you have a lawyer send his ass over there in person to serve him.

A court ordered check into his finances would show exactly what he makes/ has made the last few years. Making it retro-active.....good luck with that one.

it's not a lawyer i hired. i get the state to pay for my daycare so it's a lawyer the state of kansas has provided me......they're slow. you'd think they'd be faster to get people off the system....it may actually be taking so long because he told me that he's pretty positive they can go back and base it off what his income was.


they did it to my dad because of the overtime he had all year :twocents:

[Niner]

and they call me a big fat bitch in front of my kids....whatever.

Childish. Them for doing that and you for complaining about it like it bothers you.

[Niner]

it's not a lawyer i hired. i get the state to pay for my daycare so it's a lawyer the state of kansas has provided me......they're slow. you'd think they'd be faster to get people off the system....it may actually be taking so long because he told me that he's pretty positive they can go back and base it off what his income was.


they did it to my dad because of the overtime he had all year :twocents:

Send it certified mail signature reciept then if your lawyer is that useless. Whether or not they can make it retroactive should have no effect on how long it takes them to get him in for the first court date.

[beckybBITCHES]

Childish. Them for doing that and you for complaining about it like it bothers you.

it doesn't bother me that they do it...it bothers me they do it in front of my kids :twocents:

[beckybBITCHES]

Send it certified mail signature reciept then if your lawyer is that useless. Whether or not they can make it retroactive should have no effect on how long it takes them to get him in for the first court date.

i'm pretty sure they are mailing it certified this time....she noted on the system that i said that was his address figuring i pick my kids up from there alot of the time.
i have no idea how the court process with this works. i've called other 'real' lawyers to see if they can just pick up my case and i'd pay them, but they can't....sucks.

[Skillz954]

he doesn't live in an apartment, he lives in a town house...so 'management' wouldn't write that...he did or his wife did....

that was mistake #1 that pissed me off
he sent my daughter to school in pajamas another day....mistake #2

anyways, i had told him a while back he could claim alex this year because he had done good taking them all year....well i changed my mind...LOL! he's not too happy but whatever i don't care.

they're not even going to go to court until march 24th to get it raised :whoopass

if you can prove he did that they should make him pay back support......seriously fuck him like a prison bitch!!

[Skillz954]

Childish. Them for doing that and you for complaining about it like it bothers you.

it's the "in front of the kids" part that she has every right to be upset about......after all the stories I've heard about this toll:

1) I still can't believe she was ever with him
2) if I lived closer and he didn't know me I'd pay him a late night visit one day
3) I'd fuck his new woman regardless of how busted she was

[Skillz954]

it doesn't bother me that they do it...it bothers me they do it in front of my kids :twocents:

I should have kept reading......:homer

[Skillz954]

http://img144.imageshack.us/img144/64/epicboobsbi1.jpg

NOICE!!!!

[Niner]

http://img144.imageshack.us/img144/64/epicboobsbi1.jpg

NOICE!!!!

That pic has to be from the jailbait gallery.

[beckybBITCHES]

if you can prove he did that they should make him pay back support......seriously fuck him like a prison bitch!!

they have it on file....handwriting and all....it's against the law for him to write that he doesn't live there....he can get in mega trouble...which is why i claimed alex on my taxes...if he tries to take me to court to sue me over it...go for it...you're going to get in trouble anyways.

[beckybBITCHES]

it's the "in front of the kids" part that she has every right to be upset about......after all the stories I've heard about this toll:

1) I still can't believe she was ever with him
2) if I lived closer and he didn't know me I'd pay him a late night visit one day
3) I'd fuck his new woman regardless of how busted she was

she's not really busted or anything...i just think they're both busted because of how things went.

here is a picture of them.

[Skillz954]

That pic has to be from the jailbait gallery.

I don't care......those are delicious!!

[Skillz954]

she's not really busted or anything...i just think they're both busted because of how things went.

here is a picture of them.

She's also not attractive and looks like a snotty bitch......but I'd grudge fuck the shit out of her, record it and send a copy to every member of both of their families......he just looks like a douche......and the matching hoodies.....:homer

[Niner]

I don't care......those are delicious!!

Did I say that they weren't?:patriot:

[beckybBITCHES]

http://img144.imageshack.us/img144/64/epicboobsbi1.jpg

NOICE!!!!

i want some of those lol :thumbsup

[Niner]

i want some of those lol :thumbsup

Don't we all.....

[beckybBITCHES]

She's also not attractive and looks like a snotty bitch......but I'd grudge fuck the shit out of her, record it and send a copy to every member of both of their families......he just looks like a douche......and the matching hoodies.....:homer

she can actually be pretty. she's had 3 kids so she's definately went a little downhill in over the years, plus she hooked up with him. he comes from pretty much the biggest pwt family i've ever met. seriuosly. they were alot of fun....but i look back at it and i'm like wtf. i was young. whatever.
the matching hoodies are totally GAY! i never did anything like that when i was with him. hahahahah. gay gay gay.

[beckybBITCHES]

Don't we all.....

yup, as long as i get fit and stay fit i get some :thumbsup

[Skillz954]

Did I say that they weren't?:patriot:

ok just checking!! HAHAHAHAHAHAH :thumbsup

[Skillz954]

yup, as long as i get fit and stay fit i get some :thumbsup

it's the stay fit part that usually fails.....girls get bigger tits and think they can let the rest get bigger......I'd add a clause about having them removed if you get fat!! :ese:

[beckybBITCHES]

it's the stay fit part that usually fails.....girls get bigger tits and think they can let the rest get bigger......I'd add a clause about having them removed if you get fat!! :ese:

:whoopass:whoopass shut up bitch


once i get in shape i'm not going to let myself get gross again


stop trying to ruin my bet :whoopass:whoopass:whoopass

[beckybBITCHES]

my cat is in heat....she's acting worse than me hahahaha

[Zuki750]

There are no loads left to SLC. Glad I grabbed that one up this morning even though I couldn't drive it yet.

[beckybBITCHES]

time for soup and spaghetti o's....then i'm throwing them in the snow so i can clean

[Niner]

There are no loads left to SLC. Glad I grabbed that one up this morning even though I couldn't drive it yet.

Nice. Hopefully I am the only one to get two runs/ I was the first to pick up my second run.

[Skillz954]

:whoopass:whoopass shut up bitch


once i get in shape i'm not going to let myself get gross again


stop trying to ruin my bet :whoopass:whoopass:whoopass

you know how many times I've heard girls say that?? That's the problem they "talk" a lot about losing weight and staying fit but they don't "do" anything to make it happen.....I'm just saying......:lobster:

[Niner]

Here's one for scoot:



Little Red Riding Hood is skipping thru the
forest road when she sees the big bad wolf crouched
down behind a log.
" My, what big eyes you have, Mr. Wolf."
The wolf jumps up and runs away.
Further down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees
the wolf again and this time he is crouched behind
a bush.
"My what big ears you have, Mr. Wolf."
Again the wolf jumps up and runs away.
About 1/4 mile down the road Little Red Riding
Hood sees the wolf again and this time he is
crouched down behind a rock.
"My what big teeth you have Mr. Wolf."
With that the wolf jumps up and screams, "Will you
knock it off, I'm trying to shit!"

[Niner]

you know how many times I've heard girls say that?? That's the problem they "talk" a lot about losing weight and staying fit but they don't "do" anything to make it happen.....I'm just saying......:lobster:

3?wait, no 2! The answer is 2, right?!?

[Skillz954]

3?wait, no 2! The answer is 2, right?!?

times infinity kneegrow......:ese:

[Niner]

times infinity kneegrow......:ese:

No wonder you are getting laid off, your math sucks.:ese:

[Skillz954]

No wonder you are getting laid off, your math sucks.:ese:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH Did you know that chuck norris counted to infinity twice?? :teacher:

[Niner]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH Did you know that chuck norris counted to infinity twice?? :teacher:

Only twice? What a punk.

[Niner]

I'm so bored at work I just figured out how much the 2008 version of my truck would cost. Came up with MSRP of $49,975 and a total invoice of $45,766.

[Zuki750]

I'm so bored at work I just figured out how much the 2008 version of my truck would cost. Came up with MSRP of $49,975 and a total invoice of $45,766.
Not too bad. A new one like mine is $40k and I don't have any special options really. Not to mention it's a half ton with a gas motor.

[Skillz954]

HAHAHAHAHAHA Jason you're a funny bastard....I replied you lil punk!!

[Zuki750]

HAHAHAHAHAHA Jason you're a funny bastard....I replied you lil punk!!
I see. I just think she's a douche bag. I wanted to stir a little shit. I was just going to say a helmet but I wanted to make sure everyone knew I was talking about you.

[scott3824]

sweetness ... just got the xgl enabled on my kde desktop ... now i have a 3d cube for a desktop ... linux rules

[Zuki750]

sweetness ... just got the xgl enabled on my kde desktop ... now i have a 3d cube for a desktop ... linux rules
Seriously, I don't think Mike even cares.

[beckybBITCHES]

so alex is a fucking pussy and is inside because it's sooooo cold...she's crying...wtf

[Niner]

Not too bad. A new one like mine is $40k and I don't have any special options really. Not to mention it's a half ton with a gas motor.
If I was to build it you could add 10g's to that price though. LOL
sweetness ... just got the xgl enabled on my kde desktop ... now i have a 3d cube for a desktop ... linux rules

Nerd. Go back a page or two.

[Niner]

so alex is a fucking pussy and is inside because it's sooooo cold...she's crying...wtf

Is it under 20 degrees? Is the wind blowing? If not kick her ass back out there.

[beckybBITCHES]

Is it under 20 degrees? Is the wind blowing? If not kick her ass back out there.
it looks like it says it's 30.....i'm not concerned with her being inside.

now if it was austin i would throw him back out lol

[scott3824]

Seriously, I don't think Mike even cares.

I don't care if anyone cares. I'm having fun :thumbsup

[Niner]

it looks like it says it's 30.....i'm not concerned with her being inside.

now if it was austin i would throw him back out lol

Do like my mom used to and tell her she has 2 options:
A)Quit crying immediately
B)Go back outside

[scott3824]

Nerd. Go back a page or two.
yes i am.
nice nice ... those are awesome ....

[beckybBITCHES]

Do like my mom used to and tell her she has 2 options:
A)Quit crying immediately
B)Go back outside

she's already done crying..it lasted until she took of the clothes she wore outside. she's now on the couch coloring.....what a nerd

[MikeM]

I can understand that.....I have a pair of white adidas shell toes that I rarely wear because they get dirty so easily. :twocents:

i think buying white sneakers is pointless

[Niner]

yes i am.
nice nice ... those are awesome ....

A page full of huge breasts and toilet humor.

[MikeM]

Seriously, I don't think Mike even cares.

yeah im more of a physics nerd :twocents:

[ScottFuries]

it was solid.

[ScottFuries]

it was solid.

my poop and those boobies

[beckybBITCHES]

my poop and those boobies

wtf :whoopass

[MikeM]

She's also not attractive and looks like a snotty bitch......but I'd grudge fuck the shit out of her, record it and send a copy to every member of both of their families......he just looks like a douche......and the matching hoodies.....:homer

If i move to kansas he'll have an accident one day

nobody quote that