I need a wedding date

[MikeM]

Wedding is in 4 weeks, I need a date. I will fly one of you hot stuntusa girls here for the weekend. I have very low standards, and have only 2 requirements:
1. You must weigh less than I do (the lighter the better) unless you're over 6'
2. You must be able to get drunk without becomming an annoying bitch
ok 3 requirements
3. Must speak english (unless you are asian)

While you're here: i will provide lodging and food over at my parents house
You wont be expected to put out for me, but I will try, i'll try alot. You may end up on a motorcycle at one point.

Any ladies interested, post up. If you want to submit pics of yourselves dressed up for special occaisions, that would be helpful. I already know what most of you look like to some extent so if you dont have pics its ok.

[TongWoo]

alright, alright... I'll go.

[BeckyB]

dang....so pretty much this is just a free trip to new york and all we have to do is be your date for a wedding?

[Amanda]

Why can't you take your girlfriend?

[MamaTaz]

Why can't you take your girlfriend?


yeah, what she said.... :confused:

[MikeM]

Why can't you take your girlfriend?Rule #2 knocks her out of the running.

[BeckyB]

they probaly broke up and now he wants to try and bang a girl from the internet :spin:

[MikeM]

dang....so pretty much this is just a free trip to new york and all we have to do is be your date for a wedding?
Thats pretty much it. There wont be any nyc sightseeing or anything like that, too much traffic. I guess Id take you to the beach if your not from a coastal state, but im not goin in the water.

[Virginia Pee]

:Hum:

[BeckyB]

Thats pretty much it. There wont be any nyc sightseeing or anything like that, too much traffic. I guess Id take you to the beach if your not from a coastal state, but im not goin in the water.
dammit, i'm out. i would go only to see time square

[Amanda]

So tell her she can have 3 drinks and that is all... it will save you money in the long run.

[MamaTaz]

they probaly broke up and now he wants to try and bang a girl from the internet :spin:


don't thay have better sites to find that kind of thing?? Guess it might cost him more than the plane ticket though, huh? :D

[MikeM]

dammit, i'm out. i would go only to see time square
Times square isnt cool anymore. They "cleaned it up" meaning they forced teh adult shops to close, put up more restaraunts, and now the whole block is owned by diesney.

[TongWoo]

Times square isnt cool anymore. They "cleaned it up" meaning they forced teh adult shops to close, put up more restaraunts, and now the whole block is owned by diesney.
I know, it's gay. I can't believe ole Beck B said something so gay. :D

[BeckyB]

shut up fags, i've always wanted to see it. i want to go be on trl :yes:

[TongWoo]

shut up fags, i've always wanted to see it. i want to go be on trl :yes:
You, sir, are GAY :teacher:

[Amanda]

shut up fags, i've always wanted to see it. i want to go be on trl :yes:

:rotfl: Would you give a shout out to everyone on stuntusa?

[BeckyB]

You, sir, are GAY :teacher:
and when i am on the street outside the trl studio i'll be holding a sign saying "TONG WOO SUCKS BALL" :yes:

[BeckyB]

:rotfl: Would you give a shout out to everyone on stuntusa?
on the back side of my poster it would say all my shout outs to everyone on stuntusa. :yes:

[MikeM]

So tell her she can have 3 drinks and that is all... it will save you money in the long run.
When she drinks, she goest through a few stages.

1. Getting drunk - this lasts 2 drinks, and maybe 40 mintues tops. Shes in a good mood at this point.
2. Mildly drunk- 2-3 drinks in. Still pleasant...unless you tell her not to drink anymore, then its arguement time.
3. Drunk- 3-5 drinks. Im now carrying her purse, her sweater, and at least 1 of her shoes. She still might be in a good mood, providing nothing remotely bad has happened, and no ones said anything that could be taken the wrong way.
4. real drunk - Everyone she comes in contact with now has the burden of holding her up. There is a very slim chance shes still in a good mood. Shes lost half her clothes, and shes about to get into a fight with some guy that looked at her for too long.

Fuck babysitting

[Imprezatastic]

You're requirements are funny....so how much do you weigh?

[Amanda]

on the back side of my poster it would say all my shout outs to everyone on stuntusa. :yes:


Sweet... I think you should win and Mike should take you to be on TRL.

[BeckyB]

Sweet... I think you should win and Mike should take you to be on TRL.
in reality i'd be scared to meet him in person :rotfl:

[Amanda]

When she drinks, she goest through a few stages.

1. Getting drunk - this lasts 2 drinks, and maybe 40 mintues tops. Shes in a good mood at this point.
2. Mildly drunk- 2-3 drinks in. Still pleasant...unless you tell her not to drink anymore, then its arguement time.
3. Drunk- 3-5 drinks. Im now carrying her purse, her sweater, and at least 1 of her shoes. She still might be in a good mood, providing nothing remotely bad has happened, and no ones said anything that could be taken the wrong way.
4. real drunk - Everyone she comes in contact with now has the burden of holding her up. There is a very slim chance shes still in a good mood. Shes lost half her clothes, and shes about to get into a fight with some guy that looked at her for too long.

Fuck babysitting

Oh hell, that was the funniest thing I think I have ever read. We have ALL been like that at some point or another. Is she new to drinking or just a lite weight?

[Amanda]

in reality i'd be scared to meet him in person :rotfl:


Me too. :spin:

[BeckyB]

Me too. :spin:
did you come here this weekend?
remember i'm coming up in two weeks :yes:

[MikeM]

You're requirements are funny....so how much do you weigh?
150-160
It fluctuates, which is weird for a skinny guy

[MikeM]

Sweet... I think you should win and Mike should take you to be on TRL.
What trl are we talking about here? Not the suzuki, right?

[BeckyB]

What trl are we talking about here? Not the suzuki, right?
I WANT TO MEET CARSON DALY :hyper: :hyper: :hyper: :hyper:

[MikeM]

in reality i'd be scared to meet him in person :rotfl:
Oh please.

Im harmless, I just tell you dirty jokes all day.

[Amanda]

did you come here this weekend?
remember i'm coming up in two weeks :yes:


Nope, no money since I got FIRED. Oh well, interview tomorrow and yeah, I know! Fair starts Thursday, do you know where you are staying? My friend got a call back for that show..

MikeM- How tall are you?

[BeckyB]

Nope, no money since I got FIRED. Oh well, interview tomorrow and yeah, I know! Fair starts Thursday, do you know where you are staying? My friend got a call back for that show..

MikeM- How tall are you?
i'm not sure, i'll look into hotels when the time gets closer. that's awesome about your friend.

[Amanda]

What trl are we talking about here? Not the suzuki, right?


The kids show that has all of those hyper little shits screaming for their favorite artists and they play 25 seconds of a video.

[MikeM]

Oh hell, that was the funniest thing I think I have ever read. We have ALL been like that at some point or another. Is she new to drinking or just a lite weight?
Thats just how she is. Normally I just ignore her, but when shes bothering innocent people I feel bad.

[BeckyB]

The kids show that has all of those hyper little shits screaming for their favorite artists and they play 25 seconds of a video.
pffft it ain't no kids show....it's probaly the best show ever.. :rotfl: just kidding i've not watched it since i was like 17

[Amanda]

i'm not sure, i'll look into hotels when the time gets closer. that's awesome about your friend.


I hope she gets it.. I would probably sit there and just laugh at her. She is a trip.

[TongWoo]

I WANT TO MEET CARSON DALY :hyper: :hyper: :hyper: :hyper:
RETARDO

[Amanda]

Thats just how she is. Normally I just ignore her, but when shes bothering innocent people I feel bad.


Is she even 21 yet?

[MikeM]

MikeM- How tall are you?
Im 6'1" when I wake up in the morning and 6' at the end of the day.

[TongWoo]

pffft it ain't no kids show....it's probaly the best show ever.. :rotfl: just kidding i've not watched it since i was like 17
That show wasn't around in the 70's Becky

[Amanda]

Im 6'1" when I wake up in the morning and 6' at the end of the day.


Ok, as long as you aren't some oompaloompa. I was picturing you at like 5'5 or so.

[MikeM]

The kids show that has all of those hyper little shits screaming for their favorite artists and they play 25 seconds of a video.That show sounds like one of the reasons I dont have a tv

[TongWoo]

Im 6'1" when I wake up in the morning and 6' at the end of the day.
6'1" and 150-160

See, I'm the same height but 50 lbs heavier. I need to lose 50 lbs and I might be able to learn a trick or two.

[MikeM]

Is she even 21 yet?
Not til NovemberOk, as long as you aren't some oompaloompa. I was picturing you at like 5'5 or so.Nah, im tall and thin. Alot of people tell me I look like tom cruise, but most of them are paid to say that.

[Amanda]

That show sounds like one of the reasons I dont have a tv


The kids give me a headache. I don't do well with stupid teenagers.

[Amanda]

Not til NovemberNah, im tall and thin. Alot of people tell me I look like tom cruise, but most of them are paid to say that.


Ummm I think we need a picture to really decide.

[MikeM]

Ummm I think we need a picture to really decide.
Go look around. I never post pics of myself, but I post pics with me in em

[TongWoo]

Go look around. I never post pics of myself, but I post pics with me in em
Hey Mike. Thanks for the new sig!

[Kunty]

i met mike once, at a stop light in LI , he told us where the gas station was. that was all :rotfl:

[MikeM]

i met mike once, at a stop light in LI , he told us where the gas station was. that was all :rotfl:
That was the weirdest thing to happen to me for that entire month. What are the chances of you two rolling up to my traffic light in the middle of the night...

[TongWoo]

That was the weirdest thing to happen to me for that entire month. What are the chances of you two rolling up to my traffic light in the middle of the night...
WEIRD. When did that happen?

[MikeM]

i met mike once, at a stop light in LI , he told us where the gas station was. that was all :rotfl:Was i scary?

[Kunty]

WEIRD. When did that happen?


when me and korno were going to bombers house... he pulls up beside us at like 1am.. say Are you korno.. korno says are u mikem.. mikem says yes.. korno said wheres the gas station.. he told us and that was all :yes:

[Kunty]

Was i scary?


a little ya.....

jk :goofy:

[TongWoo]

when me and korno were going to bombers house... he pulls up beside us at like 1am.. say Are you korno.. korno says are u mikem.. mikem says yes.. korno said wheres the gas station.. he told us and that was all :yes:
Hahaha, fukkin weirdos.

[Kunty]

Hahaha, fukkin weirdos.


ya we had the bike quincys kennel and the cooler strapped to the trailer... we looked like white trash...and we were drinking beers korno driveing and quincy on my lap barking at people in traffic :rotfl:

[MikeM]

Ok back to the topic of my wedding..

I figured more ladies would be interested

[TongWoo]

ya we had the bike quincys kennel and the cooler strapped to the trailer... we looked like white trash...and we were drinking beers korno driveing and quincy on my lap barking at people in traffic :rotfl:
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: NICE!

Hey it's Korno and Kunty... Drunks. :rotfl:

[Kunty]

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: NICE!

Hey it's Korno and Kunty... Drunks. :rotfl:


Hehe .. we had the bike too :yes:

yes that was a interesting trip

[BeckyB]

That show wasn't around in the 70's Becky
heh i'm only 24 :Noooo:

[TongWoo]

heh i'm only 24 :Noooo:
Yeah, 34. :wonder:

[BeckyB]

Yeah, 34. :wonder:
can you and amanda go to boston in october :hyper:

[TongWoo]

can you and amanda go to boston in october :hyper:
The 7th, right?

I'd really like to go! I know Amanda would love that

[Imprezatastic]

Mike
You still havent shown us a pic....I might have some girls interested!

[BeckyB]

omg.....i thought of the perfect wedding date...my mother...here's some new pictures of her :yes: :goofy:

[BeckyB]

The 7th, right?

I'd really like to go! I know Amanda would love that
yeah, i'll be getting there pretty late that night and i'm staying until at least sunday, but hopefully monday :yes:

[Kunty]

The 7th, right?

I'd really like to go! I know Amanda would love that


BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH :blabla:

dont say shit until your on your way

[Virginia Pee]

Becky your mom is soo cute

[BeckyB]

Becky your mom is soo cute
thanks

[MikeM]

Mike
You still havent shown us a pic....I might have some girls interested!
Look around, im out there. some from a couple years ago in the "sex with teachers" thread

[MikeM]

omg.....i thought of the perfect wedding date...my mother...here's some new pictures of her :yes: :goofy:
Is she currently married?
Becky your mom is soo cute
+1

and she looks like she likes to fuck

[BeckyB]

Is she currently married?


nope, her and pops have been divorced for around 5 years now :rolleyes:

[MikeM]

nope, her and pops have been divorced for around 5 years now :rolleyes:
So i can move right in...

You should start calling me dad


..which would be kinda weird since I check out your boobs pretty much every time you or I post

[BeckyB]

You should start calling me dad
:bitchsla:

[MikeM]

:bitchsla:
spanking time?

[BeckyB]

spanking time?
no you sicko :whip:

[icecreamman]

when me and korno were going to bombers house... he pulls up beside us at like 1am.. say Are you korno.. korno says are u mikem.. mikem says yes.. korno said wheres the gas station.. he told us and that was all :yes:
i dont know why but that was the funniest shit I've heard all day

[lill_Pierce]

omg.....i thought of the perfect wedding date...my mother...here's some new pictures of her :yes: :goofy:
she'll put out thats for sure... :dong:

[4up3down]

shut up fags, i've always wanted to see it. i want to go be on trl :yes:


people from texas are not allowed on TRL they are not cool enough and the texas accent instantly destroys ratings.

[BeckyB]

people from texas are not allowed on TRL they are not cool enough and the texas accent instantly destroys ratings.
that sucks for them then

[MikeM]

people from texas are not allowed on TRL they are not cool enough and the texas accent instantly destroys ratings.
When i hear girls from texas speak, their accent impedes blood circulation to my brain.

[MikeM]

that sucks for them then
yeah it does, now dont even get him started on kansas accents, those are even worse for ratings. In 1998, NBC lost over 50 million dollars by having a show about life in kansas. What killed the show you ask? Their accents, of course. Thats why everyone on television speaks like me.

[BeckyB]

yeah it does, now dont even get him started on kansas accents, those are even worse for ratings. In 1998, NBC lost over 50 million dollars by having a show about life in kansas. What killed the show you ask? Their accents, of course. Thats why everyone on television speaks like me.
pffft whateva

[icecreamman]

yeah it does, now dont even get him started on kansas accents, those are even worse for ratings. In 1998, NBC lost over 50 million dollars by having a show about life in kansas. What killed the show you ask? Their accents, of course. Thats why everyone on television speaks like me.
i just noticed that in your avatar Becky's arm looks huge, shes just got one buff ass arm, haha it's even funnier if your geeked

[BeckyB]

i just noticed that in your avatar Becky's arm looks huge, shes just got one buff ass arm, haha it's even funnier if your geeked
:flipoff:

[MikeM]

i just noticed that in your avatar Becky's arm looks huge, shes just got one buff ass arm, haha it's even funnier if your geeked
Good thing you cant see how hairy it is :rotfl:

[lill_Pierce]

Good thing you cant see how hairy it is :rotfl:

not as bad as her back thats for sure..... :eyepop: :mole:

[BeckyB]

ok fags shut up about my hairiness :btroll:

[MikeM]

ok fags shut up about my hairiness :btroll:


Insert<Genreic leghumping joke featuring the keywords "wax" and "ass">

[Dan]

can i just show up at the wedding to get drunk?

[MikeM]

can i just show up at the wedding to get drunk?
yes

call me for directions

[BeckyB]

yes

call me for directions
homo :whip:

[Dan]

homo :whip:
wanna come with me, and then come back to the hotel, and then uhhh.....cum? :cheeky:

[MikeM]

wanna come with me, and then come back to the hotel, and then uhhh.....cum? :cheeky:
Yeah, bring becky. I'll be piping her mom that night, lets get them really drunk and switch half way through :pimp:

[Dan]

Yeah, bring becky. I'll be piping her mom that night, lets get them really drunk and switch half way through :pimp:
like in those hotels that the two rooms are connected, just middle way through open the door and push em into the other room!?

[BeckyB]

:Noooo:

[MikeM]

:Noooo: Im pretending I dont love the cock

why?

[Dan]

why?
she's scared about the flight thats all!

[KC Tony]

i just noticed that in your avatar Becky's arm looks huge, shes just got one buff ass arm, haha it's even funnier if your geeked



Its from the masterbating

[Amanda]

MikeM - So did you ever find a date for this or what?

[MikeM]

MikeM - So did you ever find a date for this or what?
What are you doing Sunday?

[Amanda]

What are you doing Sunday?


Umm nothing...

[MikeM]

Umm nothing...
Wanna get um....

Wanna come to ny?

[Amanda]

Wanna get um....

Wanna come to ny?



Ummmmmmm......
















ok. But you have to buy me a cute outfit!!

[MikeM]

Ummmmmmm......





ok. But you have to buy me a cute outfit!!
Yeah I figured that. What size are you?

Hope u like white

[Kunty]

Yeah I figured that. What size are you?

Hope u like white


she cant wear white to a wedding thats tacky.. only the bride wears all white.. keep that in mind or i am calling queer eye for the straight guy on you bitch

[MikeM]

she cant wear white to a wedding thats tacky.. only the bride wears all white.. keep that in mind or i am calling queer eye for the straight guy on you bitch

I eminate so much testosterone that if you put those guys in a room with me they'd either turn straight or spontaneously combust.

[Zuki750]

Oh please.

Im harmless, I just tell you dirty jokes all day.

I picture you more along the lines of Tucker Max only high.

[CrTcHRkTRcR]

well those 8 pages were a waste... better figure something out quick

[Boonie636]

well those 8 pages were a waste... better figure something out quick

yeah or your screwed