Girl Talk

[Miss Chievous]

This was a bulletion on Myspace...

Its cute and gives you something to think about.

Here ya go ladies :)

Add something to this list you think ALL girls should know!





GIRL TALK


Did you know kissing is healthy


Bananas are good for period pain


Its good to cry


Chicken soup actually makes you feel better


94% of boys would love it if you sent them flowers


Average penius size is 4 inches.. so dont be disappointed!


Lying is actually unhealthy


Only apply mascara to your top lashes


Its actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you!


Its impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed!


89% of guys want YOU to make the 1st move


Chocolate will make you feel better!


Most boys think its cute when you say the wrong thing.


A good friend never judges.


A good foundation will hide hickeys!


Boys arent worth your tears


We ALL love surprises!!

[JHooD]

Bananas are good for period pain!!

hopefully you mean eating... :Hum: :Hum: :Hum:

[Miss Chievous]

hopefully you mean eating... :Hum: :Hum: :Hum:

oh dear, yes :headache:

shoving a banana in you must be painful. not a nice visualization

[JHooD]

I wouldnt know anything about that...

[MikeM]

oh dear, yes :headache:

shoving a banana in you must be painful. not a nice visualization
Ive seen about 37 zillion pornos where girls shove bananas in there. They all seemed to be loving it, alot of them even had orgasms just from putting it in.

[120clown]

Ive seen about 37 zillion pornos where girls shove bananas in there. They all seemed to be loving it, alot of them even had orgasms just from putting it in.


bwhahhahhahhahhahahhahahahhahhahhhahah


and most ugly fat guys can fuck super models :shocked:

[TRICKY]

Ive seen about 37 zillion pornos where girls shove bananas in there. They all seemed to be loving it, alot of them even had orgasms just from putting it in.

:rotfl: Oh yeah, Pornstars do always have real Orgasms, especialy from Bananas ;)

[Miss Chievous]

Ive seen about 37 zillion pornos where girls shove bananas in there. They all seemed to be loving it, alot of them even had orgasms just from putting it in.

really? but its angled, that seems painful.

[Kunty]

sex is good for migrains and cramps :nudge:

[Miss Chievous]

sex is good for migrains and cramps :nudge:
finally this thread is back on track!

anyone else have words of wisdom? :teacher:

[TRICKY]

really? but its angled, that seems painful.

WTF Not every man have a straight dick, did you never had an angled!?
If it´s angled right, it can give you a lot of pleasure on your G-Spot!!

[Miss Chievous]

WTF Not every man have a straight dick, did you never had an angled!?
If it´s angled right, it can give you a lot of pleasure on your G-Spot!!

i've only been with guys with straight dicks, lol. never got to experience an angled one :guilty:

[Kunty]

Also every girl should own at least one sex toy

[Miss Chievous]

Also every girl should own at least one sex toy
i agree with that!!!! :yes: i have 2 myself :slaphappy

[TRICKY]

i agree with that!!!! :yes: i have 2 myself :slaphappy

I bet they are all straight!! :Noooo: :slaphappy :slaphappy

[Miss Chievous]

I bet they are all straight!! :Noooo: :slaphappy :slaphappy

hahaha, ding ding ding. your a winner! :shhh: :pimp: :dance:

[Kunty]

:gunslang: thie thread should be started over where all the boys dont come in with stupid comments and fuck it up unless they have something use ful to add

[Miss Chievous]

:gunslang: thie thread should be started over where all the boys dont come in with stupid comments and fuck it up unless they have something use ful to add

want me to start it again?

[TRICKY]

:razz:

[Miss Chievous]

Also, with stains on clothes, Club Soda will help get out stains.

If you get INK on your clothes, hairspray gets it out.

And peanut butter will get bubble gum out of your hair.

[TongWoo]

Boys have penises girls have fatginas.

[120clown]

Boys have penises girls have fatginas.


BWHAHHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHHA

[Miss Chievous]

Boys have penises girls have fatginas.

kindengarten cop. one of the better ahnold films :fluffy:

[TongWoo]

kindengarten cop. one of the better ahnold films :fluffy:
It's naht ahh TuMah!!!!!

[Miss Chievous]

It's naht ahh TuMah!!!!!
and eraser :patriot: