View Full Version : You guys are gonna have fun with this...
john LegionST
08-23-2005, 01:17 PM
Here's the situation:
My friend at work has this secretary (not his) that sits across from him, there is an isle between them. She's a royal bitch and he wants to prank her... gimme some ideas guys... I already told him to post her work e-mail address on adultfriendfinder as a lesbian, imagine the crap she would get at work...
Ok, lets hear your best ideas! thanks!
T-NECK
08-23-2005, 01:20 PM
Here's the situation:
My friend at work has this secretary (not his) that sits across from him, there is an isle between them. She's a royal bitch and he wants to prank her... gimme some ideas guys... I already told him to post her work e-mail address on adultfriendfinder as a lesbian, imagine the crap she would get at work...
Ok, lets hear your best ideas! thanks!
got it. walk over there, and pimp slap her right out of her chair..Laughs for days!!!! :blabla:
MikeM
08-23-2005, 01:26 PM
Piss on the carpet under her desk, it'll smell forever. then you can call her stinky.
verticaljay
08-23-2005, 01:27 PM
sign her email up for gaycruises.com, when you get home, you could do the same for porn sites.
Switch the n and m keys on her keyboard, it really messes with them.
Tape the hang up button down on the receiver of the phone so when she picks it up to answer it does not work.
Fill her desk draw with packing peanuts.
I have a ton more, give me a bit
ok...maybe you don't want to get ur friend fired for this.....so here's a pretty tame one that'll piss her off....
superglue some of her shit to her desk...ie stapler, white out, etc....
put clear tape on her mouse, so that the ball won't move...see how long it takes her to figure that one out.....
get her a 50 cent cd...and put it in the cd-rom drive...turn volume up full blast...when she comes back from break....sit back and laugh....
lill_Pierce
08-23-2005, 02:00 PM
Ok heres the best and trust me i know how to FUCK with people...You take a WHOLE (see i said whole bottle) of Visine, the reg. kind and dump it into her coffee...give it half hour to hour and she'll be shitting so bad that she'll have to go home...She might not make it but he'll have a free day.
chrisnof4i
08-23-2005, 02:02 PM
Did you say a WHOLE bottle of Visine?? Won't she die?? That would be the ultimate prank! HaHaHa!
lill_Pierce
08-23-2005, 02:04 PM
Did you say a WHOLE bottle of Visine?? Won't she die?? That would be the ultimate prank! HaHaHa!
fuck no...ive done this to random people at parties and they can leave cause they shit their brains out...thats another reason i carry my beers every where i go.
southtown
08-23-2005, 03:03 PM
fuck no...ive done this to random people at parties and they can leave cause they shit their brains out...thats another reason i carry my beers every where i go.
lol...i was actually talking to a guy the other night that did it to a stripper once...said she shit right on stage during a dance, ran out and never came back...but he also said they have changed the formula recently (like the last year or two) and it does not work anymore...
lill_Pierce
08-23-2005, 03:09 PM
nope it does thats why you have to use the regular one..the red bottle...i did it 3-4months ago and still worked great.
fabes
08-23-2005, 03:09 PM
fuck no...ive done this to random people at parties and they can leave cause they shit their brains out...thats another reason i carry my beers every where i go.
bartenders revenge
southtown
08-23-2005, 03:12 PM
nope it does thats why you have to use the regular one..the red bottle...i did it 3-4months ago and still worked great.
nice, i am gonna have to get some...got some people deserving of this... :yes:
Ok heres the best and trust me i know how to FUCK with people...You take a WHOLE (see i said whole bottle) of Visine, the reg. kind and dump it into her coffee...give it half hour to hour and she'll be shitting so bad that she'll have to go home...She might not make it but he'll have a free day.
I've done that to people before..............it's classic.But I only used 1/2 of a bottle,FUNNY AS HELL :comedy: :comedy: :comedy: :owned: :pimp:
Ken448
08-23-2005, 04:20 PM
changing her letters around on the keyboard prolly wont do a damn thing.. She prolly types 1,000wpm without looking at the keyboard... Heres a link for some ideas..
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/officepranks.html
bikerboy
08-23-2005, 08:27 PM
changing her letters around on the keyboard prolly wont do a damn thing.. She prolly types 1,000wpm without looking at the keyboard... Heres a link for some ideas..
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/officepranks.html
Yea I thought abotu that. They are office workers so they type all the time. She won;t even look at her fingers. That's only good for the normal parents of the x generation. Our parents had no damn comoputer or asntyhning so they are dumb and dumnmer when it comes to it. So they would have a hard time. Not a wiz kid on the office pro job.
The ebauims shitr is funy, and everyone has done good so far.
Super glue a quarter to her car. Like on the hood. She;ll think" Oh cool a free quarter. get out to grab it but that shit ain;t working.
But it'll mess the pain.t.
Legally and more fun is things like a fart machine. I bought this remote control one off ebay for like $12.00 SHIPPED, and I have had MORE fun with it than ever.
Always makes me laugh. You practice and see what makes the best muffled sound. Or conclusion after HOURS of practice....... Sticking it in a stack of newspapers. 2on top with speaker facing up, and then like overlapping it so its covered. It'll still have the snappy sound and clear but muffled. Put in back pockets hinder sound...
Ken448
08-23-2005, 09:01 PM
if youre gonna waste quarters, sduct tape them to the inside of her wheels.. make her car shake like a mo-fo!