Vaginasaurus Rex

[MikeM]

post???

ok good

when i try to post on susa from my blackberry, it says im banned

[MikeM]

i fucking hate cars. i'm tired of working on them.

+ 8 million

im even starting to dislike working on bikes at this point

[old man roger]

i don't mind work but i woke up at 12 and started building 4 cages and now its getting hot and i don't like working in the heat

[MikeM]

i don't mind work but i woke up at 12 and started building 4 cages and now its getting hot and i don't like working in the heat

me neither, thats why i avoid florida

[scott3824]

+ 8 million

im even starting to dislike working on bikes at this point


did you fix cmenn's bike??

[scott3824]

ok good

when i try to post on susa from my blackberry, it says im banned

weird :homer

[MikeM]

did you fix cmenn's bike??

negative. needed a voltmeter (and thats just to start)

[MikeM]

weird :homer

i think maybe the last time i tried to was the time cbo banned me and maybe it has that cached somehow

[scott3824]

negative. needed a voltmeter (and thats just to start)

was it that bad?

[Mr.Gix]

+ 8 million

im even starting to dislike working on bikes at this point

I come home from work thinking i have nothing to do and i can go get some wings and shit and i have a message on my phone saying my car has no brakes. can you fix it please. come to find as i tore it apart that the wheel bearing went causing it to overheat the wheel cylinder which caused it to stick. of course the parts store didn't have the new hub assembly in stock so now i gotta finish that up tonight as well as pull front rotors off of a dodge diesel tonight so they can be shaved and put back on. i hate cars. Oh and thursday i have another break job to do on a malibu. my work is never done.

[MikeM]

was it that bad?

the starter made a noise, but it wasnt the right noise. i suspected low voltage.

I dont think thats the fuel pump issue tho, i think theres a bad wire or connector somewhere doing that. either that or the ignition is fried

[MikeM]

I come home from work thinking i have nothing to do and i can go get some wings and shit and i have a message on my phone saying my car has no brakes. can you fix it please. come to find as i tore it apart that the wheel bearing went causing it to overheat the wheel cylinder which caused it to stick. of course the parts store didn't have the new hub assembly in stock so now i gotta finish that up tonight as well as pull front rotors off of a dodge diesel tonight so they can be shaved and put back on. i hate cars. Oh and thursday i have another break job to do on a malibu. my work is never done.

for future reference, dont let people know you can fix cars. or do plumbing. and never build a computer for anyone who has your phone number

[Mr.Gix]

for future reference, dont let people know you can fix cars. or do plumbing. and never build a computer for anyone who has your phone number

too late. everyone knows i have a garage with a lift and shit so they call me. i don't mind usually, b/c it's usually only a job a week or some shit, but this week it's every night. plus my dad just bought a roadrunner that we wanna start working on.

[scott3824]

i think maybe the last time i tried to was the time cbo banned me and maybe it has that cached somehow

possibly ... but i would think your cache had been cleared by now .... not a lot of memory for those things to store shit for a long time

[MikeM]

too late. everyone knows i have a garage with a lift and shit so they call me. i don't mind usually, b/c it's usually only a job a week or some shit, but this week it's every night. plus my dad just bought a roadrunner that we wanna start working on.

oh that sux (except the roadrunner)

are you gettin paid for this shit or doin lots of favors?

[Mr.Gix]

possibly ... but i would think your cache had been cleared by now .... not a lot of memory for those things to store shit for a long time

a lot of people have been having problems with saying they were banned.

[scott3824]

and never build a computer for anyone who has your phone number

true story

[Mr.Gix]

oh that sux (except the roadrunner)

are you gettin paid for this shit or doin lots of favors?

I get paid for most. some i do as favors or a case of beer or something.

[Skillz954]

plus my dad just bought a roadrunner that we wanna start working on.

That's cool, I always liked those, what year?? Huge wing on it?? :thumbsup

[MikeM]

a lot of people have been having problems with saying they were banned.

but im not banned. im posting, right? but on my BB it says i am still

[Mr.Gix]

That's cool, I always liked those, what year?? Huge wing on it?? :thumbsup

No it's not one of those. it's actually more of a rare one. it's a 79. only like 1,100 or so made and with the options it has so far i'm down to about 35 of that trim made and i'm thinking it might be a bit less yet. it's in pretty good shape as far as rust and stuff goes. it's been sitting a while so we are gonna have to clean out the gas tank and shit to get it running better. he got a good deal on it though.

[MikeM]

That's cool, I always liked those, what year?? Huge wing on it?? :thumbsup

shit'll buff out :offtopic:

[Mr.Gix]

braaaaaaaaap brapp braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap

[MikeM]

man im starving but im too lazy to go downstairs for food

[Mr.Gix]

man im starving but im too lazy to go downstairs for food

i'm hungry too. lunch in 20. can't wait. work sucks.

[Skillz954]

i'm hungry too. lunch in 20. can't wait. work sucks.

yeah I don't like eating anymore......between the two meal replacement shakes and lunch and dinner, I'm always full and have to force myself to eat....but I am up 1.5 pounds......:twocents:

[MikeM]

yeah I don't like eating anymore......between the two meal replacement shakes and lunch and dinner, I'm always full and have to force myself to eat....but I am up 1.5 pounds......:twocents:

smoke more pot ya douche :jaman

[Mr.Gix]

yeah I don't like eating anymore......between the two meal replacement shakes and lunch and dinner, I'm always full and have to force myself to eat....but I am up 1.5 pounds......:twocents:

you are gonna get fat. watch out porky.

[Mr.Gix]

smoke more pot ya douche :jaman

i gained more since i don't smoke anymore. it sucks. i got a while yet too.

[Skillz954]

smoke more pot ya douche :jaman

wish it was that easy......:lobster:

[Skillz954]

you are gonna get fat. watch out porky.

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA yeah I don't see that happening.....took me 3 weeks to gain 1.5 pounds.....I think I'm safe!! :thumbsup

[Mr.Gix]

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA yeah I don't see that happening.....took me 3 weeks to gain 1.5 pounds.....I think I'm safe!! :thumbsup

what are you like 6'10 and 130 pounds right??

[MikeM]

i gained more since i don't smoke anymore. it sucks. i got a while yet too.

really? when i was on probation and quit smoking I lost ALOT of weight. And I was already skinny. i went from 150ish to 135ish

[Skillz954]

what are you like 6'10 and 130 pounds right??

I love your jealousy......I'm 6'4" and currently weigh 203 in the morning and 208 at night.......I was 210-215 perspectively before I started losing wieght. :thumbsup

[Skillz954]

really? when i was on probation and quit smoking I lost ALOT of weight. And I was already skinny. i went from 150ish to 135ish

yeah you are a skinny bastid!! :ese:

[MikeM]

yeah you are a skinny bastid!! :ese:

i like to get baked and eat like a pig

[Mr.Gix]

really? when i was on probation and quit smoking I lost ALOT of weight. And I was already skinny. i went from 150ish to 135ish

yeah, but i drink a lot more now that i can't smoke.

[MikeM]

yeah, but i drink a lot more now that i can't smoke.

ohhh good point

[scott3824]

yeah I don't like eating anymore......between the two meal replacement shakes and lunch and dinner, I'm always full and have to force myself to eat....but I am up 1.5 pounds......:twocents:

have the shake after a meal

[scott3824]

i like to get baked and eat like a pig

i miss that

[MikeM]

i miss that

im gonna go do that now to tell ya the truth

[Skillz954]

have the shake after a meal

I'd feel like throwing up if I did that......I might start drinking one before bed like you mentioned though instead of during the day.

[MikeM]

have the shake after a meal

scoot has a shake after sex

[letsride]

:ese: :ese:

[Skillz954]

scoot has a shake after sex

That's not true.....he cries after sex......then has a shake!! :thumbsup

[MikeM]

That's not true.....he cries after sex......then has a shake!! :thumbsup

and THEN lacey takes off the strapon

[Skillz954]

and THEN lacey takes off the strapon

ouch.....brutal.......I'd cry too......you're on fire today son!! :ese:

[scott3824]

scoot has a shake after sex

:dong:

[scott3824]

and THEN lacey takes off the strapon

:dong:

[scott3824]

ouch.....brutal.......I'd cry too......you're on fire today son!! :ese:

:dong:

[MikeM]

thats alot of dick

[Niner]

and THEN lacey takes off the strapon

Didn't becky do that to you? Something about prostate massages?

[MikeM]

Didn't becky do that to you? Something about prostate massages?

she tried a finger but it freaked me out too much and i pussied out

[Alie]

she tried a finger but it freaked me out too much and i pussied out

pussy

[scott3824]

she tried a finger but it freaked me out too much and i pussied out

liar ... you probably told her to try 3 :ese:

[MikeM]

hahaha

just the tip and i felt like shitting my brains out

[scott3824]

thats alot of dick

:dong:

[Skillz954]

pussy

+1 mangina......:ese:

[Alie]

hahaha

just the tip and i felt like shitting my brains out

well, maybe that would have given her sexual pleasure.

[MikeM]

well, maybe that would have given her sexual pleasure.

what? shitting all over her hand?

she still hasnt given me a blumpkin yet, i dont think scats her thing.



wacky asians

[old man roger]

lol....

[LEASNIT]

What vehicle are we talking about now?

my CTS

[beckybBITCHES]

what? shitting all over her hand?

she still hasnt given me a blumpkin yet, i dont think scats her thing.



wacky asians

EW WTF MIKE :vomit

[MikeM]

EW WTF MIKE :vomit

defresco said it, not me

[beckybBITCHES]

alie you're disgusting

[Niner]

alie you're disgusting

Becky's butt hole is swollen.

[beckybBITCHES]

Becky's butt hole is swollen.

it's not swollen anymore...monday it was hurting pretty bad though :thumbsup

[MikeM]

Becky's butt hole is swollen.

Becky didnt know you can unlock bathroom doors with a #1 flathead, so I snuck in on her while it was dripping out and took a picture.

[Alie]

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[Niner]

Becky didnt know you can unlock bathroom doors with a #1 flathead, so I snuck in on her while it was dripping out and took a picture.

LOL. In Akron Me and Legion John went down to meet up with Ian and the sick innovations folks and borne and Scott. Ian said that Josh was in the shower so I unlocked the hotel bathroom door with a quarter and John started throwing pennies at him. We found out a few minutes later that it wasn't Josh borne, but Josh from Indiana who rides the orange bike.:fiddy:

[MikeM]

We found out a few minutes later that it wasn't Josh borne, but Josh from Indiana who rides the orange bike.:fiddy:

hahahaha that might be even funnier since you didnt know him

[MikeM]

http://www.canada.com/victoriatimescolonist/story.html?id=67f15c17-2717-4022-bb76-1b982456e793&k=94653

http://a123.g.akamai.net/f/123/12465/1d/media.canada.com/idl/vitc/20070625/2192-640.jpg

[beckybBITCHES]

Becky didnt know you can unlock bathroom doors with a #1 flathead, so I snuck in on her while it was dripping out and took a picture.

don't ever do that again :whoopass

[Alie]

http://www.canada.com/victoriatimescolonist/story.html?id=67f15c17-2717-4022-bb76-1b982456e793&k=94653

http://a123.g.akamai.net/f/123/12465/1d/media.canada.com/idl/vitc/20070625/2192-640.jpg

dog on roids?

[beckybBITCHES]

i've got to go to work now....bummer

[MikeM]

dog on roids?

negative. it has a strange genetic mutation where each muscle is there twice

[MikeM]

don't ever do that again :whoopass

blumpkin blumpkin blumpkin blumpkin blumpkin

[scott3824]

http://www.canada.com/victoriatimescolonist/story.html?id=67f15c17-2717-4022-bb76-1b982456e793&k=94653

http://a123.g.akamai.net/f/123/12465/1d/media.canada.com/idl/vitc/20070625/2192-640.jpg



thats awesome .... instead of steroids they can mutate people to be super muscular

[scott3824]

don't ever do that again :whoopass

did you fart? it would have been funny because then would have blown bubbles out of your sphincter with the cum

[Niner]

hahahaha that might be even funnier since you didnt know him

I knew who he was and we have hung out riding a couple times. But i didn't know him well enough to be throwing shit at him. LOL

[Niner]

did you fart? it would have been funny because then would have blown bubbles out of your sphincter with the cum

www.cumfarters.com

[MikeM]

did you fart? it would have been funny because then would have blown bubbles out of your sphincter with the cum

it doesnt close up right away like a pussy does

[Niner]

http://www.canada.com/victoriatimescolonist/story.html?id=67f15c17-2717-4022-bb76-1b982456e793&k=94653

http://a123.g.akamai.net/f/123/12465/1d/media.canada.com/idl/vitc/20070625/2192-640.jpg

I want a mini pincher with that disease.

[MikeM]

Im either gonna take off the 27th or the 30th. extra time for driving

[MikeM]

time for brick fest

[MikeM]

Are you telling me that the man that tried to put rubber fist in my anus was homosexual?

[Niner]

Are you telling me that the man that tried to put rubber fist in my anus was homosexual?

The jews have changed shape!

[Alie]

i'm so pissed. i copied all my event pictures to a cd this morning...and they didn't copy so i can't open them on my work comp...wtf.

[MikeM]

i'm so pissed. i copied all my event pictures to a cd this morning...and they didn't copy so i can't open them on my work comp...wtf.

FTP!!!!

[scott3824]

Im either gonna take off the 27th or the 30th. extra time for driving

looks like you are the only one coming too lol

[scott3824]

i'm so pissed. i copied all my event pictures to a cd this morning...and they didn't copy so i can't open them on my work comp...wtf.

haha

[MikeM]

looks like you are the only one coming too lol

that increases my chances of getting a bed. but it decreases my chances of peeing in anybodys butt in your shower

[MikeM]

they upped the price of chocolate milk to 2.15 in the cafeteria downstairs

thats fukkin ridiculous. im gonna walk to the korean deli across the street from now on

[Mr.Gix]

they upped the price of chocolate milk to 2.15 in the cafeteria downstairs

thats fukkin ridiculous. im gonna walk to the korean deli across the street from now on

holy shit. round here you can buy a gallon for that.

[MikeM]

holy shit. round here you can buy a gallon for that.

whats an average price for a 6x12 trailer out your way?

[Mr.Gix]

whats an average price for a 6x12 trailer out your way?

fuck if i know. i'd say like 2K probably.

[Mr.Gix]

or maybe between 2-3K depending on the year and shit.

[Niner]

FTP!!!!

LMAO!

I finally got a computer nerd/stunter joke.

[MikeM]

LMAO!

I finally got a computer nerd/stunter joke.

Yes!!! you're in the club now!! You know the "10 kinds of people" joke already, right?

[Skillz954]

holy shit. round here you can buy a gallon for that.

I actually purchased a half gallon of whole milk for that exact price this morning at the gas station and felt that was pricey.....:twocents:

[Alie]

whats an average price for a 6x12 trailer out your way?

r u looking to buy starks trailor?

[Niner]

Yes!!! you're in the club now!! You know the "10 kinds of people" joke already, right?

I don't think so?

[MikeM]

r u looking to buy starks trailor?

no his is out of my league. dbounce and i were discussing the idea of moving trailers east to make mojney. they're dirt cheap in the midwest, im looking into their values all around the country

[Alie]

no his is out of my league. dbounce and i were discussing the idea of moving trailers east to make mojney. they're dirt cheap in the midwest, im looking into their values all around the country

oh boy...

why don't u sell sex?

[Mr.Gix]

I've got a gangster open trailer if you know anyone who wants one. it's 7 X 14 and would hold 3-4 quads and at least 4 bikes if not more.

[MikeM]

I've got a gangster open trailer if you know anyone who wants one. it's 7 X 14 and would hold 3-4 quads and at least 4 bikes if not more.

yeah, how much $ ??

[MikeM]

why don't u sell sex?

who the hell would pay to have sex with me?

and what the hell are you talking about now anyway?

[Mr.Gix]

yeah, how much $ ??

$1200 obo. it's all aluminum. very light weight. can be pulled with any truck. electric brakes. Flush mounted D rings. (10 i think) all wires run through conduit. My dad and i built it. let me see if have pics.

[Alie]

who the hell would pay to have sex with me?

and what the hell are you talking about now anyway?

i dunno...

hey, check out our latest susa member:

http://www.stuntusa.com/forums/member.php?u=7500

[Mr.Gix]

i have good pics somewhere. this is all i could find.

[Niner]

i dunno...

hey, check out our latest susa member:

http://www.stuntusa.com/forums/member.php?u=7500

She loooks a little thick, but I'd still hit it.

[Niner]

i have good pics somewhere. this is all i could find.

I'll give you $200

[MikeM]

i have good pics somewhere. this is all i could find.

ohhh ok i thougth enclosed

[Mr.Gix]

ohhh ok i thougth enclosed

i said OPEN trailer. :whoopass

[MikeM]

i dunno...

hey, check out our latest susa member:

http://www.stuntusa.com/forums/member.php?u=7500

yes i beat off to her earlier

[MikeM]

i said OPEN trailer. :whoopass

yeah i know, my reading comprehension isnt running too well this morning

[Mr.Gix]

I'll give you $200 and an F4i

SOLD!!!

[Niner]

SOLD!!!

More like $200 and a 929 master cylinder. That thing doesn't even have side rails on it.

[Mr.Gix]

More like $200 and a 929 master cylinder. That thing doesn't even have side rails on it.

it has removeable sides that are 3 feet high and are aluminum as well. we made it to haul quads, but no longer need it.

[Alie]

She loooks a little thick, but I'd still hit it.

wat's thick?

[Alie]

yes i beat off to her earlier

ewwww

[MikeM]

it has removeable sides that are 3 feet high and are aluminum as well. we made it to haul quads, but no longer need it.

how much does it weigh, and how much weight can it hold?

brakes?

rear ramp?

My father is plannign to trailer his 69 camaro to florida this fall, it would cost him a few hundo to rent a car trailer from uhaul. Would this be good?

[MikeM]

wat's thick?

take a look at the email i just sent you

[MikeM]

ewwww

I KIDDDDDD

I need video or ALOT of really good pics to get the job done

[MikeM]

My father is plannign to trailer his 69 camaro to florida this fall, it would cost him a few hundo to rent a car trailer from uhaul. Would this be good?

the retard wants to tow it with his trailblazer too

[Alie]

I KIDDDDDD

I need video or ALOT of really good pics to get the job done

I dunno if she has a myspace.

[Alie]

take a look at the email i just sent you

i didn't get an email.

[MikeM]

I dunno if she has a myspace.

couldnt see it from work anyway

[MikeM]

i didn't get an email.

i know. that was a poorly constructed penis joke

[Skillz954]

She loooks a little thick, but I'd still hit it.

you'd hit the disney bitch who the fuck you kidding??? :ese:

[Alie]

i know. that was a poorly constructed penis joke

i still don't get it.

so it must be very very very poor.

say, why did susa get rid of member list? its really annoying.

[Alie]

you'd hit the disney bitch who the fuck you kidding??? :ese:

who's the disney bitch?

[Skillz954]

its really annoying.

no you are :ese:

[MikeM]

i still don't get it.

so it must be very very very poor.

say, why did susa get rid of member list? its really annoying.

you said "whats thick" i tried to finish it. yes, pretty bad



the member list is where it always was, the link to it is gone. maybe you can find it without my help

[Mr.Gix]

how much does it weigh, and how much weight can it hold?

brakes?

rear ramp?

My father is plannign to trailer his 69 camaro to florida this fall, it would cost him a few hundo to rent a car trailer from uhaul. Would this be good?

it COULD haul a car, but it's only a single axle so i wouldn't. it's not really made for car hauling.

[MikeM]

who's the disney bitch?

for real?

[Niner]

you'd hit the disney bitch who the fuck you kidding??? :ese:

HEEEEEELLL NO!

[MikeM]

it COULD haul a car, but it's only a single axle so i wouldn't. it's not really made for car hauling.

ok then maybe it would be better equipped to haul my moms saturn LOL

[Alie]

you said "whats thick" i tried to finish it. yes, pretty bad



the member list is where it always was, the link to it is gone. maybe you can find it without my help

no i'm just saying it sucks that they removed the link...why?

[Alie]

for real?

HEEEEEELLL NO!

okay...who's the disney bitch?

[Mr.Gix]

ok then maybe it would be better equipped to haul my moms saturn LOL

it could do that. yes. lol. it's not a car trailer though. i don't know if i would haul a car with it at all being that it's only single axle and all.

[MikeM]

it could do that. yes. lol. it's not a car trailer though. i don't know if i would haul a car with it at all being that it's only single axle and all.

yeah i wouldnt either

[MikeM]

okay...who's the disney bitch?

shes a top 10 poster here, even top 5 i think

[Mr.Gix]

shes a top 10 poster here, even top 5 i think

she really doesn't know??? :whoopass

[Miss Chievous]

i dont know why i was brought up... dont really want to know why either.. but alie i'm who they call the 'disney bitch'

[Alie]

i dont know why i was brought up... dont really want to know why either.. but alie i'm who they call the 'disney bitch'

why?

[Alie]

it's okay...i'm "vaginasaurus rex". LOL!

[Miss Chievous]

why?

i worked at disney.. i loved it.. i talked about it a bit to much.

[Alie]

i worked at disney.. i loved it.. i talked about it a bit to much.

oh wow. that's cool.

I have no idea why i'm "vaginasaurus rex".

[scott3824]

i am looking for a new(er) motherboard with an isa slot and agp but without onboard vga .... first one to find it gets something of decent value

[scott3824]

does she search the word disney wtf

[Skillz954]

HEEEEEELLL NO!

LIAR :ese:

[Skillz954]

does she search the word disney wtf

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH :thumbsup

[Niner]

LIAR :ese:

nope.

[scott3824]

i dunno...

hey, check out our latest susa member:

http://www.stuntusa.com/forums/member.php?u=7500

fat

but i'd let her swallow my load

fake account

[scott3824]

they upped the price of chocolate milk to 2.15 in the cafeteria downstairs

thats fukkin ridiculous. im gonna walk to the korean deli across the street from now on

damn ... it's still $1 for 16oz here

[scott3824]

LMAO!

I finally got a computer nerd/stunter joke.

:thumbsup

[scott3824]

no his is out of my league. dbounce and i were discussing the idea of moving trailers east to make mojney. they're dirt cheap in the midwest, im looking into their values all around the country

i would be willing to get it on it ... i'm like a middle point anyways

[scott3824]

I KIDDDDDD

I need video or ALOT of really good pics to get the job done

tommys-bookmarks.com

[scott3824]

the retard wants to tow it with his trailblazer too

wow ... that poor tranny pulling a steelbody car ...

is it real hilly going to florida from NY??

[scott3824]

couldnt see it from work anyway

but i can ... and then could post pics

[scott3824]

say, why did susa get rid of member list? its really annoying.

its still there ... you just gotta know what to type

[Niner]

wow ... that poor tranny pulling a steelbody car ...

is it real hilly going to florida from NY??

Way worse taking 95 than 75.

[Alie]

fat

but i'd let her swallow my load

fake account

u think its a fake account?wat's the give away?

[scott3824]

i worked at disney.. i loved it.. i masturbated to it a bit to much.:dong:

[scott3824]

Way worse taking 95 than 75.

ah

[Skillz954]

u think its a fake account?wat's the give away?

no I guess it's a friend of Shawn and Britt......but yeah she's a chunker!! :cow

[scott3824]

no I guess it's a friend of Shawn and Britt......but yeah she's a chunker!! :cow

really? it kind of looked fake ... sweet then ... nice tatas

[Skillz954]

really? it kind of looked fake ... sweet then ... nice tatas

yeah I was doing my usual not so friendly greeting and Shawn told us who it was....:thumbsup

[Niner]

yeah I was doing my usual not so friendly greeting and Shawn told us who it was....:thumbsup

As I ask Shawn every time I meet one of her friends I want to bang, Is She straight, gay or bi?

[Skillz954]

As I ask Shawn every time I meet one of her friends I want to bang, Is She straight, gay or bi?

I think she likes the :dong: , she's Britt friend/partner in crime......:twocents:

[Niner]

I think she likes the :dong: , she's Britt friend/partner in crime......:twocents:

Nice! I need to get my ass back out to Harrisburg.

[Skillz954]

Nice! I need to get my ass back out to Harrisburg.

do it man, Britt's got a lot of dumb young friends that'll bang anything....just bag it!!

[scott3824]

do it man, Britt's got a lot of dumb young friends that'll bang anything....just bag it!!

sounds like niners cup of tea lol

[Skillz954]

sounds like niners cup of tea lol

yeah but he'll have to get em drunk without going to bars cause they're all underage......:lobster:

[scott3824]

yeah but he'll have to get em drunk without going to bars cause they're all underage......:lobster:

they are sounding even better :patriot:

[Niner]

yeah but he'll have to get em drunk without going to bars cause they're all underage......:lobster:

So I don't have to buy them expensive bar drinks? All i have to do is buy a 1/2 gallon of raspberry vodka and it's game on? Sounds like heaven.....except for the venerial diseases i have to guard against.

[Skillz954]

So I don't have to buy them expensive bar drinks? All i have to do is buy a 1/2 gallon of raspberry vodka and it's game on? Sounds like heaven.....except for the venerial diseases i have to guard against.

quit yer yappin and make it happen kneegrow....DO WORK SON!! :thumbsup

[Niner]

quit yer yappin and make it happen kneegrow....DO WORK SON!! :thumbsup

Ok let me hop in my truck and head out right now....oh wait Even if I didn't sleep I would have have to make up 2 hours and have zero time to get them drunk and bang them.:whoopass

[scott3824]

So I don't have to buy them expensive bar drinks? All i have to do is buy a 1/2 gallon of raspberry vodka and it's game on? Sounds like heaven.....except for the venerial diseases i have to guard against.

vd is your friend :thumbsup

[JDizzel]

fat

but i'd let her swallow my load

fake account

thats shawn and britss friend Tanya.. we got her to sign up last night.. she is straight has a bf, and is preggo. :twocents:

[Niner]

vd is your friend :thumbsup

I don't know about you and your syphagonaherpacrab :lobster: having ass, but VD ain't no friend of mine.

[Niner]

thats shawn and britss friend Tanya.. we got her to sign up last night.. she is straight has a bf, and is preggo. :twocents:

I'd still probably bang her.:twocents:

[T&A]

thats shawn and britss friend Tanya.. we got her to sign up last night.. she is straight has a bf, and is preggo. :twocents:

Jodi's Vaginasauruas has a mean bite

[JDizzel]

Jodi's Vaginasauruas has a mean bite

hows your shoulder today?

[JDizzel]

I'd still probably bang her.:twocents:

she russian she was teaching me some russian words last night.. She seems pretty damn cool.

[Skillz954]

Ok let me hop in my truck and head out right now....oh wait Even if I didn't sleep I would have have to make up 2 hours and have zero time to get them drunk and bang them.:whoopass

add that one to the excuse wheel!! :thumbsup

[Niner]

Jodi's Vaginasauruas has a mean bite

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vagina_dentata

[T&A]

hows your shoulder today?

Have an icy hot bandage on and have been taking motrin, its startiung to feel better....thanks

[JDizzel]

Have an icy hot bandage on and have been taking motrin, its startiung to feel better....thanks

thats good.:thumbsup

[JDizzel]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vagina_dentata

WTF.. is that for real?

[T&A]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vagina_dentata

OMG :tolietmon

[Skillz954]

thats good.:thumbsup

you should put the icy hot bandage on your clam.....maybe it'll stop all the bitchin!! :thumbsup

[Niner]

WTF.. is that for real?

Did you read the page?:bitchsla:

[T&A]

you should put the icy hot bandage on your clam.....maybe it'll stop all the bitchin!! :thumbsup

I'm positive it would make it worse, far worse...

[JDizzel]

Did you read the page?:bitchsla:

yeah i dont know why i said that .. sorry my bad...

[JDizzel]

you should put the icy hot bandage on your clam.....maybe it'll stop all the bitchin!! :thumbsup

:umm

[T&A]

:umm

You will have a sore clam soon

[Niner]

yeah i dont know why i said that .. sorry my bad...

Myth means "not real"

[Skillz954]

You will have a sore clam soon

yeah but it would make for a great story!! :thumbsup

[JDizzel]

You will have a sore clam soon
ugh dont remind me.. god im gonna be a bigger bitch pretty soon.. i cant wait!:thumbsup
Myth means "not real"
lol..thanks

[scott3824]

the thread suddenly turned gay

[Niner]

the thread suddenly turned gay

Young underage teen sluts!:thumbsup

[MikeM]

i would be willing to get it on it ... i'm like a middle point anyways

well start making some moves then

[Niner]

well start making some moves then

I wonder if picking up a trailer, filling it full of bikes, bringing it back. Getting paid for the bike delivery and then selling the trailer would work......

[MikeM]

wow ... that poor tranny pulling a steelbody car ...

is it real hilly going to florida from NY??

no hills at all on 95, well nothing more than a 1 or 2 percent grade.

I still wouldnt do it. Thats a 4000 lb car on a 2000 lb trailer. and i think the trailblazer is about 4500 or so, i would never do that to the transmission. Im hoping he has enough stuff to move down by then to rent another uhaul truck. their 14 footer is their smallest diesel

[MikeM]

Way worse taking 95 than 75.

nahh dude, the coast is flat all the way from connecticut on south

[Niner]

no hills at all on 95, well nothing more than a 1 or 2 percent grade.


Really? Where am I thinking that the hills are really bad if you take 95 from Detroit or Buffalo? Must be on the way to 95.

[MikeM]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vagina_dentata

no shit

[Niner]

nahh dude, the coast is flat all the way from connecticut on south

Must be crossing the Blue Ridge mountains to get over to the coastal plain from here.

[MikeM]

Really? Where am I thinking that the hills are really bad if you take 95 from Detroit or Buffalo? Must be on the way to 95.

95 runs along the east coast hitting all the major ports. its only goes through ny state for a few miles. About 25 miles north of where it goes into conn is where the mountains start, so pretty much any other highway in NY is mountainous..

[Niner]

95 runs along the east coast hitting all the major ports. its only goes through ny state for a few miles. About 25 miles north of where it goes into conn is where the mountains start, so pretty much any other highway in NY is mountainous..

I see.

[MikeM]

I wonder if picking up a trailer, filling it full of bikes, bringing it back. Getting paid for the bike delivery and then selling the trailer would work......

the other day i was tellin dbounce that i occaisionally see a long gooseneck loaded with 4-5 enclosed trailers. Our theory is that the guy makes runs out to the midwest and is probably banking $1.5k on each trailer minus fuel/tolls.

Funny story - One day we loaded my 5x8 open and my 4x5 trailer onto my friends 7x14 open. We thought we were the shit with that many trailers. Then later that day we see that guy with the gooseneck, and 4 enclosed trailers on the back. We slinked away with our tail between our legs for sure.

[Niner]

It's 77 that has the retarded hills:

http://www.mapquest.com/directions/main.adp?go=1&do=nw&rmm=1&un=m&cl=EN&qq=m4ZeC4eEaUie4RjX08DrqkwX8RmyyC4kFXJwCpZtfC%252f CCT8DAmsfXL%252b0DtKCjY1SIEeeUQETLc1OLTbq7BL13bHUO x4hG4o1z02NjH7FstW048fZ1dkznJJq3Jol7r%252bXAQMEiKx DV%252fvWRKvpwLzuBtmusaQWXdkU5vWyZ2%252f%252fe6zD0 JNxXDPw%252b4T5%252fVDBfBSrQGf1PO0fEoY%253d&ct=NA&rsres=1&1y=US&1ffi=&1l=&1g=&1pl=&1v=&1n=&1pn=&1a=&1c=detroit&1s=mi&1z=&panelbtn=1&2y=US&2ffi=&2l=gDAusEvxHIuC2MSpFip7bA%253d%253d&2g=iln6I6X7NoNTHE%252bPnSWEJA%253d%253d&2pl=&2v=CITY&2n=&2pn=&2a=&2c=Daytona+Beach&2s=FL&2z=

[Alie]

no shit

holy shit...anti-rape condom:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anti-rape_female_condom

[Niner]

the other day i was tellin dbounce that i occaisionally see a long gooseneck loaded with 4-5 enclosed trailers. Our theory is that the guy makes runs out to the midwest and is probably banking $1.5k on each trailer minus fuel/tolls.

Funny story - One day we loaded my 5x8 open and my 4x5 trailer onto my friends 7x14 open. We thought we were the shit with that many trailers. Then later that day we see that guy with the gooseneck, and 4 enclosed trailers on the back. We slinked away with our tail between our legs for sure.

I'm just trying to figure out how to make it work with this other business I will be working for soon.

[Alie]

I'm just trying to figure out how to make it work with this other business I will be working for soon.

what are you guys, communists?

Less talk of trailers...more talk of banging chicks.

[MikeM]

It's 77 that has the retarded hills:

http://www.mapquest.com/directions/main.adp?go=1&do=nw&rmm=1&un=m&cl=EN&qq=m4ZeC4eEaUie4RjX08DrqkwX8RmyyC4kFXJwCpZtfC%252f CCT8DAmsfXL%252b0DtKCjY1SIEeeUQETLc1OLTbq7BL13bHUO x4hG4o1z02NjH7FstW048fZ1dkznJJq3Jol7r%252bXAQMEiKx DV%252fvWRKvpwLzuBtmusaQWXdkU5vWyZ2%252f%252fe6zD0 JNxXDPw%252b4T5%252fVDBfBSrQGf1PO0fEoY%253d&ct=NA&rsres=1&1y=US&1ffi=&1l=&1g=&1pl=&1v=&1n=&1pn=&1a=&1c=detroit&1s=mi&1z=&panelbtn=1&2y=US&2ffi=&2l=gDAusEvxHIuC2MSpFip7bA%253d%253d&2g=iln6I6X7NoNTHE%252bPnSWEJA%253d%253d&2pl=&2v=CITY&2n=&2pn=&2a=&2c=Daytona+Beach&2s=FL&2z=

all the central atlantic states have crazy hills a hundred miles inland

[MikeM]

I'm just trying to figure out how to make it work with this other business I will be working for soon.

yeah you got me wondering if those 4 enclosed trailers had other stuff in them as well

[Skillz954]

yeah you got me wondering if those 4 enclosed trailers had other stuff in them as well

mexicans?? :ese:

[Niner]

yeah you got me wondering if those 4 enclosed trailers had other stuff in them as well

I would save gas money pulling no trailer on the way as well.

[Niner]

I bet I could make a killing hauling bikes and stuff from texas.

[MikeM]

I bet I could make a killing hauling bikes and stuff from texas.

hit up the south and midwest, pick up all the $2000 f4i's, then bring them here and sell them for $33

[MikeM]

I bet I could make a killing hauling bikes and stuff from texas.

hey are you still at all interested in my 5x10? I didnt know scotty would sell his that cheap, so I could go alot cheaper than I thougth before.

[Niner]

hit up the south and midwest, pick up all the $2000 f4i's, then bring them here and sell them for $33

I am guessign there will be no room in the trailer on the way back. That's what i am getting paid for to move bikes. I bet I could pick up a trailer near the bike pick up spot and make some extra loot on top of the bike moving fee.

[Niner]

hey are you still at all interested in my 5x10? I didnt know scotty would sell his that cheap, so I could go alot cheaper than I thougth before.

I'm still broke. How much is a lot cheaper than before? PM me a #.

[scott3824]

It's 77 that has the retarded hills:

http://www.mapquest.com/directions/main.adp?go=1&do=nw&rmm=1&un=m&cl=EN&qq=m4ZeC4eEaUie4RjX08DrqkwX8RmyyC4kFXJwCpZtfC%252f CCT8DAmsfXL%252b0DtKCjY1SIEeeUQETLc1OLTbq7BL13bHUO x4hG4o1z02NjH7FstW048fZ1dkznJJq3Jol7r%252bXAQMEiKx DV%252fvWRKvpwLzuBtmusaQWXdkU5vWyZ2%252f%252fe6zD0 JNxXDPw%252b4T5%252fVDBfBSrQGf1PO0fEoY%253d&ct=NA&rsres=1&1y=US&1ffi=&1l=&1g=&1pl=&1v=&1n=&1pn=&1a=&1c=detroit&1s=mi&1z=&panelbtn=1&2y=US&2ffi=&2l=gDAusEvxHIuC2MSpFip7bA%253d%253d&2g=iln6I6X7NoNTHE%252bPnSWEJA%253d%253d&2pl=&2v=CITY&2n=&2pn=&2a=&2c=Daytona+Beach&2s=FL&2z=

yep ... just a little worse than 75 ... i pulled 2 bikes in a trailer down 77 to bike week the first month i had my ranger

[scott3824]

holy shit...anti-rape condom:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anti-rape_female_condom

thats why anal rape is the only way to go

[Niner]

yep ... just a little worse than 75 ... i pulled 2 bikes in a trailer down 77 to bike week the first month i had my ranger

There aren't runaway ramps on 75. It's not that the grades are any steeper, it's that the down hills are longer and brakes heat up.

[scott3824]

I'm just trying to figure out how to make it work with this other business I will be working for soon.

that guy was at the supermoto show last weekend

[Niner]

thats why anal rape is the only way to go

Wow, that's the gayest thing I heard all day.

[Niner]

that guy was at the supermoto show last weekend

Watching his riders. (Craig and Collen)

[Skillz954]

Wow, that's the gayest thing I heard all day.

+1 I concur :thumbsup

[scott3824]

hey are you still at all interested in my 5x10? I didnt know scotty would sell his that cheap, so I could go alot cheaper than I thougth before.

i said i would try to give any of my friends a deal .... but i have to try to get something lined up to replace this before i sell mine - dont want to get stuck without

[Niner]

that guy was at the supermoto show last weekend

Hopefully that shit works out. If i can make a truck payment a month doing that it will help out my finances so much.....

[scott3824]

Wow, that's the gayest thing I heard all day.

i'm sorry you dont get to put it in girls butts

[scott3824]

Hopefully that shit works out. If i can make a truck payment a month doing that it will help out my finances so much.....

me too

[Niner]

thats why anal rape is the only way to go

i'm sorry you dont get to put it in girls butts

You mean sorry I don't forceably put my dick into someones anus?

[MikeM]

i said i would try to give any of my friends a deal .... but i have to try to get something lined up to replace this before i sell mine - dont want to get stuck without

and thats where dbounce comes in










dbounce, come in now

:thumbsup

[Niner]

me too

Back off my coolaid.

[MikeM]

You mean sorry I don't forceably put my dick into someones anus?

even when shes willing, you still have to force it in

[scott3824]

and thats where dbounce comes in


dbounce, come in now

:thumbsup

oh yeah

[scott3824]

You mean sorry I don't forceably put my dick into someones anus?

its more fun that way .... dont try to make something fun look bad

[MikeM]

oh yeah

ok im just gonna go get him. hes not big into susa

[scott3824]

Back off my coolaid.

dont cry ... theres enough to go around

[scott3824]

ok im just gonna go get him. hes not big into susa

because his post count here is girly

[DBOUNCE1]

because his post count here is girly

actually my post count is girly because im not too big on suas i joined both at the same time just don't like the format as much even if it is still vbulliten

[scott3824]

You mean sorry I don't forceably put my dick into someones anus?

no different than the couch cushions you use

[Niner]

dont cry ... theres enough to go around

As long as there is. I got a new truck payment, a roomate moving out in 8 weeks, and student loans. You have a roomate you will have to kick out to get him to leave, a live in girlfriend that is going to double your combined income in 8 weeks, and no student loans.

[scott3824]

actually my post count is girly because im not too big on suas i joined both at the same time just don't like the format as much even if it is still vbulliten

just pretend ... like niner pretends the couch cushions are real :rotfl: