IMR TIM

[verticaljay]

I take back everything I have ever said about NH.

Yesterday on the ride home, we saw 30 ninjas... yes that's right NINJA's on the side of the road congregating with their nun chucks, bo staffs, and swords. Strangest shit ever!

[TIM-IMR]

At which point during your venture home did you encounter this ?
WHich state.....NY, VT, or should I dare say it MAINE :cool:
any pics or vid clips???

I was going to join this one gang cause I would pretty good with a Bo Staff

[verticaljay]

At which point during your venture home did you encounter this ?
WHich state.....NY, VT, or should I dare say it MAINE :cool:
any pics or vid clips???

I was going to join this one gang cause I would pretty good with a Bo Staff


Seriously bro, we were on our way through NH on 11 I think, about 1 hour before we hit laconia.

Joe, Chris, and Dave can confirm. I wanted chris to stop so I could take a pic with the camera phone but he went by two fast 3 times (yes we turned around twice because we couldn't believe it) We did use the vid camera, wonder if it came out

[chrisnof4i]

Seriously bro, we were on our way through NH on 11 I think, about 1 hour before we hit laconia. That's right where I'm living. That sounds about par for the course. Whackjobs I tell ya.

[TIM-IMR]

yeah, I'm not denying the fact that we have more than our fair share of weirdo/freak groups in this state. I thought I've seen everything until about 3 months ago. A shop/retail store directly next door to our dealership there is a "business" called "Battlefield Manchester." Last friday was the last day for the samuri sword raffle ticket purchases. I wish you could see this place. They have these hand made tables that feature different landscapes and setttings so you can buy figurines and play army/war or whatever it is those fuckin freaks do.....I'm not sure how they pay for their lease seeing is how there is never anyone in there. Oh yeah and membership fee's!!! Who the fuck would want to pay a monthy fee to be a freak??? I'm really lost for words on this one :Noooo:

I'll go take some pics with my phone and I'll try to post them up today. What you saw was probably these guys and there queer friends being gay with ninja suits on.

[BeckyB]

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: fuckin freaks!!! :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

[verticaljay]

NH fucking RULES

I still can't stop laughing at that

[BeckyB]

we have a bunch of crazy serial killer/homocidal people here, but i don't think we have any ninjas :whip:

[TIM-IMR]

ok, these aren't the best pics, but hope this gives you an idea
store was closed so I couldn't get the "good stuff".....enjoy

[BeckyB]

ok, these aren't the best pics, but hope this gives you an idea
store was closed so I couldn't get the "good stuff".....enjoy
that first picture looks like a big huge battleship game

[verticaljay]

ok, these aren't the best pics, but hope this gives you an idea
store was closed so I couldn't get the "good stuff".....enjoy

I am willing to bet that those were the people

[TIM-IMR]

all the kids/freaks that work at this "store" all look like Ozzy's son Jack :yes:

[BeckyB]

all the kids/freaks that work at this "store" all look like Ozzy's son Jack :yes:
jack is hot now!!! you can check the 'new' him out in the newest people magazine :whip:

[TIM-IMR]

jack will never be a good looking person. His parents have enough money to make him look good....between surgery and the airbrushed photos anyone could look like a 10. Take a look at that kid on an off day and he still looks like a bag of barf with pubes for hair. I think someone stole his lower jaw at a young age, his neck just goes straight to his mouth. No jaw line....

but I guess you would find that attractive :turtle:

[verticaljay]

jack will never be a good looking person. His parents have enough money to make him look good....between surgery and the airbrushed photos anyone could look like a 10. Take a look at that kid on an off day and he still looks like a bag of barf with pubes for hair. I think someone stole his lower jaw at a young age, his neck just goes straight to his mouth. No jaw line....

but I guess you would find that attractive :turtle:


You would be capable of judging another male woudn't you? FAG


I sense you have a lot of the Y chromosome flowing through your veins



yep it's going to be one of those days

[TIM-IMR]

You would be capable of judging another male woudn't you? FAG


I sense you have a lot of the Y chromosome flowing through your veins



yep it's going to be one of those days

At least I'm comfortable enough with my own sexuality (hetero thank you)
that I can honestly judge someone. The reason you lashed out at my post is because you are indeed mad at having constant homosexual thoughts. Your curiousity is dwelling inside and you by you fighting it, is only making you angry at life. You reach for beer and other assorted alcohol to emotionally flush your sorrows into. It's not healthy....come to terms and enjoy life :D

[verticaljay]

At least I'm comfortable enough with my own sexuality (hetero thank you)
that I can honestly judge someone. The reason you lashed out at my post is because you are indeed mad at having constant homosexual thoughts. Your curiousity is dwelling inside and you by you fighting it, is only making you angry at life. You reach for beer and other assorted alcohol to emotionally flush your sorrows into. It's not healthy....come to terms and enjoy life :D


Judging people of the same gender is gender specific to the female side, I would say you have more Y chromosome running through your viens than Richard Simmons. Trying to influence me with your lifestyle through subtle insinuations that I might be homosexual is pretty weak.


For the last time, get off my ass! I am not that type of guy

[TIM-IMR]

Judging people of the same gender is gender specific to the female side, I would say you have more Y chromosome running through your viens than Richard Simmons. Trying to influence me with your lifestyle through subtle insinuations that I might be homosexual is pretty weak.


For the last time, get off my ass! I am not that type of guy

first of all I'm not on your ass.....becky is :bitchsla:
I think you are just stubborn. So, by me saying that he is not a good looking person, is a polite way of saying he is an ugly fuck. Period. Here is a picture of said person I was reffering to. Now let me rephrase my statement by saying he is an ugly fuck. I hope this may shed some light your way jay, because you have some serious daddy issues you need to tend to.

everyone: here is Jack....keep your comments to yourself or jay will strike you too and say you're gay

[verticaljay]

first of all I'm not on your ass.....becky is :bitchsla:
I think you are just stubborn. So, by me saying that he is not a good looking person, is a polite way of saying he is an ugly fuck. Period. Here is a picture of said person I was reffering to. Now let me rephrase my statement by saying he is an ugly fuck. I hope this may shed some light your way jay, because you have some serious daddy issues you need to tend to.

everyone: here is Jack....keep your comments to yourself or jay will strike you too and say you're gay


Bottom line, you are judging a guy = gay. Its ok if you are using your girls nail polish and exfoliating cream at night. Really it is. Just remember where that rainbow sticker goes (on your bumper if you didn't know)

And as far as the daddy issues, nothing could be my father from the truth

No I dadn't.

[TIM-IMR]

Bottom line, you are judging a guy = gay. Its ok if you are using your girls nail polish and exfoliating cream at night. Really it is. Just remember where that rainbow sticker goes (on your bumper if you didn't know)

And as far as the daddy issues, nothing could be my father from the truth

No I dadn't.

speaking of which....watch out buddy. I can easily find out where your truck is. I used to take rainbow stickers and put them on peoples cars/trucks and then spray clear coat over the sticker and it would dry overnight. Don't make me do it! One of the best pranks ever!!!!! :patriot:

oh, I found out the reason of your hostility today. You are mad because the guy you now "carpool" with has got to the point of being comfortable with you enough to ask you for a handjob on the way in this morning to work. And halfway through your "task" you came to your senses and acknowledged the gayness of your actions. Your mad at yourself, not me. Let it go :check:

[BeckyB]

first of all I'm not on your ass.....becky is :bitchsla:
I think you are just stubborn. So, by me saying that he is not a good looking person, is a polite way of saying he is an ugly fuck. Period. Here is a picture of said person I was reffering to. Now let me rephrase my statement by saying he is an ugly fuck. I hope this may shed some light your way jay, because you have some serious daddy issues you need to tend to.

everyone: here is Jack....keep your comments to yourself or jay will strike you too and say you're gay
yeah, um that is jack from a year or so ago....let me do research and i'll find a picture of him now....HE IS HOT :hot:
second of all, i'm not on jay's ass....but if he wants me to be i will :cloud9:

[verticaljay]

speaking of which....watch out buddy. I can easily find out where your truck is. I used to take rainbow stickers and put them on peoples cars/trucks and then spray clear coat over the sticker and it would dry overnight. Don't make me do it! One of the best pranks ever!!!!! :patriot:

oh, I found out the reason of your hostility today. You are mad because the guy you now "carpool" with has got to the point of being comfortable with you enough to ask you for a handjob on the way in this morning to work. And halfway through your "task" you came to your senses and acknowledged the gayness of your actions. Your mad at yourself, not me. Let it go :check:


Because I am sure that my brother doesn't work as a painter and know how to pull that stuff off in less then 30 seconds (actually have the tool to do it in the garage). That was a huge threat right there. How about i just steal your bike and car and paint the entire thing rainbow for you?


Yeah that does make me a little hostile. But perhaps you could shed a little light on what it feels like to have a cucumber shoved up your ass.

[TIM-IMR]

Because I am sure that my brother doesn't work as a painter and know how to pull that stuff off in less then 30 seconds (actually have the tool to do it in the garage). That was a huge threat right there. How about i just steal your bike and car and paint the entire thing rainbow for you?


Yeah that does make me a little hostile. But perhaps you could shed a little light on what it feels like to have a cucumber shoved up your ass.

I got nothin on the cucumber remark....that was a great comeback though.
Stop stealing beckys material, she needs all she can get. And so this has happened to you often enough so that your brother has a quick removal system of such stickers. How interesting. I wouldn't want to steal your thunder with my vehicles painted as such. No one likes a copy-cat!!

dude, seriously get your brother to re-paint your hoopty!!!!!

[BeckyB]

tim you're gay, stop bringing my name up ChairBeat

[verticaljay]

I got nothin on the cucumber remark....that was a great comeback though.
Stop stealing beckys material, she needs all she can get. And so this has happened to you often enough so that your brother has a quick removal system of such stickers. How interesting. I wouldn't want to steal your thunder with my vehicles painted as such. No one likes a copy-cat!!

dude, seriously get your brother to re-paint your hoopty!!!!!


On that note though, I was out with the girl I have been seeing for the past week or so last night. Up pulls a mustang, it has a pink panther laying on its side in a seductive pose saying sweeeeeeeeeeeet above him and barbie painted on the hood. A chick was driving but a dude stepped out and came into the resteraunt.

That man has balls of steel because I was definitely making fun of the guy for even riding in a car like that.

[TIM-IMR]

that chic better have been bangin!!!!! Cause a car like that should be crushed and the owner sent to a padded room for a loooooong time.

[~Brie]

here ya go becky

[BeckyB]

here ya go becky
HE'S HOT!!!!!! thanks brie :dong:

[~Brie]

HE'S HOT!!!!!! thanks brie :dong:

his new picture.....his eyes or something looks like Austin.

[BeckyB]

his new picture.....his eyes or something looks like Austin.
:irked: if i say he's hot and put the cack smilie...don't say he looks like austin :Noooo: :blabla:

[verticaljay]

that chic better have been bangin!!!!! Cause a car like that should be crushed and the owner sent to a padded room for a loooooong time.


was not bangin at ALL

I wish it wasn't so dark, I would have gotten a picture with my camera phone

[~Brie]

:irked: if i say he's hot and put the cack smilie...don't say he looks like austin :Noooo: :blabla:

Oh shut up.... :bitchsla:

[BeckyB]

Oh shut up.... :bitchsla:
he's still hot though...he looks a little queer in that picture, but the one in people magazine had me drooling over it :cloud9: :boner:

[~Brie]

he's still hot though...he looks a little queer in that picture, but the one in people magazine had me drooling over it :cloud9: :boner:


Did Kelly ever lose all her weight?

[TIM-IMR]

doesn't take much to please you does it becky :check:

besides drugs and oxycotton(sp) are the best diet. Ask Jack, that's how he lost all the weight.

[BeckyB]

Did Kelly ever lose all her weight?
no, she looks bad from the picture i seen her in....like worse than she ever has





doesn't take much to please you does it becky :check:

besides drugs and oxycotton(sp) are the best diet. Ask Jack, that's how he lost all the weight.
a. i don't care what you say, he's hot now...it's kinda like look at he was before and look at him now
b. he's off the drugs :patriot:

[~Brie]

doesn't take much to please you does it becky :check:

besides drugs and oxycotton(sp) are the best diet. Ask Jack, that's how he lost all the weight.

This is what it says. lol I like the first one better...

HIS OLD REGIME

3pm: Wake up, smoke cigarette, eat pizza or burgers until stuffed.
4pm: Bum around with mates, smoking, watching DVDs, playing war games on computer. Snack on crisps, nuts and chocolate.
8pm: To restaurant with friends for three-course high-carb, high-fat meal.
3am: Eat huge sandwich.
4am: Go to bed.

HIS NEW REGIME

7am: 45-minute run.
8am: Eat fruit salad, dietary supplements.
8.40am: After waiting 40 minutes for the fruit to digest, eat a bowl of porridge.
9am: Rock climbing.
1pm: Lunch - salad with lean chicken.
2pm: Rock climbing. Snack on dried fruit and nuts.
8pm: Balanced evening meal such as pasta or meat and veg. More dietary pills.
11pm: Collapse in bed, exhausted.

[BeckyB]

see timmy, don't hate because he's HOT now :shy:

[TIM-IMR]

see timmy, don't hate because he's HOT now :shy:

I'm not a hater.....but you do like weird dudes!!!!

like this guy

[BeckyB]

I'm not a hater.....but you do like weird dudes!!!!

like this guy
i don't like facial hair :check:

[TIM-IMR]

i don't like facial hair :check:

you like jay....and he has chin pubes

[BeckyB]

you like jay....and he has chin pubes
ewwww, i don't like jay anymore......which one of you boys has no facial hair

[verticaljay]

ewwww, i don't like jay anymore......which one of you boys has no facial hair


FREE AT LAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

[BeckyB]

FREE AT LAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
actually, it kinds turns me on to think about me shaving your face :69:

[TIM-IMR]

FREE AT LAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

you owe me one nukka :yes:

[TIM-IMR]

actually, it kinds turns me on to think about me shaving your face :69:

why don't you start with yours and go from there :whip:

[verticaljay]

why don't you start with yours and go from there :whip:



AHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH



I think I owe you a beer for that one

[BeckyB]

why don't you start with yours and go from there :whip:
blah blah blah....if you shave mine for me i'll make it worth it to you :eek:


ps. where is frank? i'm moving on to him now. i heard he has a huge penis and knows how to work it....how i might know this....jay told me :yes: :comedy: :gay:

[BeckyB]

AHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH



I think I owe you a beer for that one
and i think you need to shut the fuck up....it's getting closer to that time that i'm going to take my trip...keep it up and i won't bring you any beer you fucker :1hifu:

[TIM-IMR]

and i think you need to shut the fuck up....it's getting closer to that time that i'm going to take my trip...keep it up and i won't bring you any beer you fucker :1hifu:


honestly, I think he'll manage if you skip out on the delivery of beer to him.
No offense but they do have beer in Maine, good beer at that.

-Bar Harbor Blueberry Ale
-Gritty McDuffs Best Brown Ale
-Sea Dog Wheat Ales (blue & Ras)
too many to list :pimp:

[chrisnof4i]

Who eats porridge?

[BeckyB]

honestly, I think he'll manage if you skip out on the delivery of beer to him.
No offense but they do have beer in Maine, good beer at that.

-Bar Harbor Blueberry Ale
-Gritty McDuffs Best Brown Ale
-Sea Dog Wheat Ales (blue & Ras)
too many to list :pimp:
in the great words of beckyb....."shut up you fuckin homo" :check:

[verticaljay]

honestly, I think he'll manage if you skip out on the delivery of beer to him.
No offense but they do have beer in Maine, good beer at that.

-Bar Harbor Blueberry Ale
-Gritty McDuffs Best Brown Ale
-Sea Dog Wheat Ales (blue & Ras)
too many to list :pimp:


You know what I had the other night that I totally forgot about..... Old Smutty Nose best brown... damn that shit is tasty

[BeckyB]

You know what I had the other night that I totally forgot about..... Old Smutty Nose best brown... damn that shit is tasty
sounds delicious :boggled:

[TIM-IMR]

You know what I had the other night that I totally forgot about..... Old Smutty Nose best brown... damn that shit is tasty


roger that

[BeckyB]

i officially don't like you guys anymore. :Yawn:

[verticaljay]

i officially don't like you guys anymore. :Yawn:


Ohhhhh no!


*sarcasm*

[BeckyB]

don't act like you're cool....cause you're NOT! :irked: