Fake boobs thread

[MikeM]

Jail cells are bigger than our cubes.

and dont have phones with annoying motherfuckers at the other end

[MikeM]

Jail cells are bigger than our cubes.

and dont have phones with annoying motherfuckers at the other end

then again, ive never been raped at work

[Skillz954]

then again, ive never been raped at work

-1 what about the taxes on yearly bonuses??

[MikeM]

-1 what about the taxes on yearly bonuses??

never got a bonus

[MikeM]

ive been given 2 jobs today, neither of which are in my department

[MikeM]

ive been given 2 jobs today, neither of which are in my department

i went to check out both issues and was helpless on both


killed some time tho

[Mr.Gix]

i think i'm gonna go poop soon.

[MikeM]

how does one get a desk job at a multinational corporation without being able to converse in english?

[Mr.Gix]

i pooped......

[scott3824]

damn that took forever .... think i pretty much killed it though ... job sounds just like what i do know, except i would actually have shit to do ... it's not the step up the ladder though that i need for more money

[Mr.Gix]

how is the money?

[scott3824]

im envious that your employer allows you to get on myspace

i will miss having so much control and being able to do what i want ... but money is money

[scott3824]

how is the money?

I didn't ask. If they call me in for a 2nd I will assume they will tell me then. In the meantime I applied for a killer job making sweet money for a collection agency close to home ...

[Niner]

how does one get a desk job at a multinational corporation without being able to converse in english?

Big companies like to hire contract employees. Contract houses pay dick, so intelligent US citizens get hired direct. This leaves the retarded US citizens and non US citizens on work visas who can only work contract.

[Niner]

I didn't ask. If they call me in for a 2nd I will assume they will tell me then. In the meantime I applied for a killer job making sweet money for a collection agency close to home ...

What do you have to do? Break peoples knees with 3 irons?

[Niner]

What do you have to do? Break peoples knees with 3 irons?

I should get a tow set up for my truck and start repoing. All I need to buy is a bullet proof vest and the tow set up, already have the CCW.

[scott3824]

What do you have to do? Break peoples knees with 3 irons?

It would be the next step up the corporate ladder ...

http://jobview.monster.com/getjob.asp?JobID=61813591

[scott3824]

I should get a tow set up for my truck and start repoing. All I need to buy is a bullet proof vest and the tow set up, already have the CCW.

good money in repoing :thumbsup

[Niner]

It would be the next step up the corporate ladder ...

http://jobview.monster.com/getjob.asp?JobID=61813591

Do work niggy.

[Skillz954]

i think i'm gonna go poop soon.

I dropped a monster right after lunch that the first flush didn't even budge!! :clint:

[Niner]

good money in repoing :thumbsup

I think it would be fun. You are basically getting paid to steal cars. The hours would suck though.

[scott3824]

Do work niggy.

sent my resume :thumbsup

[Niner]

sent my resume :thumbsup

Find me a new job.

Or find me a new business idea that involves low capital investment and can bedone in my spare time until it takes off.

[Sho-Nuff]

I dropped a monster right after lunch that the first flush didn't even budge!! :clint:
I've never plugged a toilet. I'm not sure I'm really a man.

[Sho-Nuff]

Find me a new job.

Or find me a new business idea that involves low capital investment and can bedone in my spare time until it takes off.
and tell me what that idea is so I can do it here.

[Niner]

and tell me what that idea is so I can do it here.
I've been keeping an open mind lately trying to think of something. I haven't come up with anything good.

[scott3824]

they asked what i did in my spare time nad i said ride my motorcycle at the track and the one guy that would be my boss said oh he's a kneedragger lol

[scott3824]

only thing that scares me is it is another auto industry company, but they seem to be headed in a good direction ...

[Niner]

they asked what i did in my spare time nad i said ride my motorcycle at the track and the one guy that would be my boss said oh he's a kneedragger lol

Did you say, "No i'm a tail dragger"?

[Sho-Nuff]

they asked what i did in my spare time nad i said ride my motorcycle at the track and the one guy that would be my boss said oh he's a kneedragger lol
tail dragger, knee dragger. Same thing.

[Niner]

only thing that scares me is it is another auto industry company, but they seem to be headed in a good direction ...

Auto industry is cyclic. When it's good it's really good and when it's bad it's really shitty like it is right now.

[scott3824]

Did you say, "No i'm a tail dragger"?

no i decided not to scare them off in the first interview ... i read many companoes are googleing potential employees ...

[scott3824]

Auto industry is cyclic. When it's good it's really good and when it's bad it's really shitty like it is right now.

i know ... getting profit sharing was unreal 2 years ago ... if i made a steady good salary i wouldn't really care right now ... but this place won't step up with 10-15% even though I've been here 5 years

[scott3824]

tail dragger, knee dragger. Same thing.

thats why i let it go

[Skillz954]

I've never plugged a toilet. I'm not sure I'm really a man.

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH that is not only the funniest thing you have ever said but holds a lot of truth!!

[Niner]

no i decided not to scare them off in the first interview ... i read many companoes are googleing potential employees ...

Why myspace is under the name "Mike hunt" and not my real name.

[scott3824]

plugging it with too much tp doesn't count either

[Skillz954]

no i decided not to scare them off in the first interview ... i read many companoes are googleing potential employees ...

+1 also make your myspace private.......fuckers are looking people up on there too!!

[scott3824]

Why myspace is under the name "Mike hunt" and not my real name.

kinda screwed myself there .... google scott3824 or scott massari lol

[Niner]

i know ... getting profit sharing was unreal 2 years ago ... if i made a steady good salary i wouldn't really care right now ... but this place won't step up with 10-15% even though I've been here 5 years

Sounds farmiliar....except for the 2 years ago part.

[Niner]

+1 also make your myspace private.......fuckers are looking people up on there too!!

Mine is also private.

[scott3824]

+1 also make your myspace private.......fuckers are looking people up on there too!!

I don't think mines bad, thats why I keep it simple. Although wheelies could scare off potential employers.

[Niner]

kinda screwed myself there .... google scott3824 or scott massari lol

They won't know to look for Scott3824......

[Skillz954]

kinda screwed myself there .... google scott3824 or scott massari lol

google skillz954 = a lot

googel my real name = nada

:thumbsup

[Sho-Nuff]

Google my real name and this is the first thing that comes up. Not good.

http://www.inmate.com/inmates/jasonlight.htm

[Mr.Gix]

well i got some work to do. talk to you fools in a bit.

[Sho-Nuff]

Everything else is about "Guided Meditation CDs". Who's the gay fucker with my name?

[Niner]

http://www.ryancramer.com/
LOL.

[scott3824]

http://www.ryancramer.com/
LOL.

would have been funnier if it was gay male models

[MikeM]

Big companies like to hire contract employees. Contract houses pay dick, so intelligent US citizens get hired direct. This leaves the retarded US citizens and non US citizens on work visas who can only work contract.

my company pays the contractors 50% more than the full time employees. I made 60k as a contractor without benefits, and now make 42k with them

[MikeM]

I should get a tow set up for my truck and start repoing. All I need to buy is a bullet proof vest and the tow set up, already have the CCW.

I know a guy who repos for a living and he says he gets in at least 1 fight per night. Hes a big dude and usually wins, but not always.

[letsride]

neeeeeeeeeeegro

[scott3824]

hopefully the permatex gasket sealer sealed good over night ... my final clutch fiber was shattered in 3 pieces .... i am also switching to amsoil

[MikeM]

kinda screwed myself there .... google scott3824 or scott massari lol

alot of hits and theyre all you


http://www.michaelmasterson.net/

i dont even make the first page on google

[MikeM]

1 missed call from Nebraska area code (i think they only have 1). I only know 2 nebraskans, it probly wasnt the one with big boobs

[letsride]

I looked up mine, Patrick Gleason, nothing on me but theres a comic book writer and artist that comes up

[letsride]

alot of hits and theyre all you


http://www.michaelmasterson.net/

i dont even make the first page on google

My dentist is a Masterson, with a hot daughter

[Skillz954]

I know a guy who repos for a living and he says he gets in at least 1 fight per night. Hes a big dude and usually wins, but not always.

yeah fuck that man.......cause he prolly get charges pressed against him when he wins and has medical bills when he losses.....:ese:

[scott3824]

these cheetos and coca cola are not tasting so good

[MikeM]

yeah fuck that man.......cause he prolly get charges pressed against him when he wins and has medical bills when he losses.....:ese:

Id be more worried about someone coming out with a shotgun. Shotguns are legal to own here, you just cant shoot them anywhere. or bring them anywhere

[Niner]

my company pays the contractors 50% more than the full time employees. I made 60k as a contractor without benefits, and now make 42k with them

Really? All our contract employees make like $18-20 an hour.

[Niner]

hopefully the permatex gasket sealer sealed good over night ... my final clutch fiber was shattered in 3 pieces .... i am also switching to amsoil

I got the hook up on amsoil. My friend just became a dealer.

[scott3824]

crazy

http://www.thatsnotnews.com/news/white_ute_inches_from_disaster

[Niner]

crazy

http://www.thatsnotnews.com/news/white_ute_inches_from_disaster

Old news.:jaman

[Niner]

Time to go. I just got an email on a supplier change request that is going to take some detective work. Tomorrow mornign might actually be a little bit fun. Tracking down a change that didn't get done 10 years ago....

[scott3824]

Time to go. I just got an email on a supplier change request that is going to take some detective work. Tomorrow mornign might actually be a little bit fun. Tracking down a change that didn't get done 10 years ago....

get to my house early

[Skillz954]

Id be more worried about someone coming out with a shotgun. Shotguns are legal to own here, you just cant shoot them anywhere. or bring them anywhere

yeah that's no good.......shotgun would ruin your day for sure!!

[MikeM]

Really? All our contract employees make like $18-20 an hour.

I made 30 without a degree. The aerospace engineers make $75 as contractors, and make 30-50 depending on experience

[MikeM]

I got the hook up on amsoil. My friend just became a dealer.

I have a friend thats a dealer too. Even at his cost, we still found it cheaper elsewhere.

[scott3824]

the consultants that we had working here in our department were pulling $100 - $150 an hour

[MikeM]

so 2 minutes after i get home i have to poop. didnt feel a thing all day, including my walk down 21 flights of stairs. then as soon as i open my front door, i felt it coming on. Thats the best thing that happened to me all day.

[scott3824]

Some people have some really dumb arguements. Guy on stuntlife says SI sucks because no pros use them lol ....

[Mr.Gix]

bout time to go home.

[scott3824]

28 more minutes then i need to activate my away voicemail and email responce.

[Mr.Gix]

thing to do tonight

- pick up spongebob costume for friends daughters b-day party
- run to my boys shop and plasma cut some stainless for my dad
- drop off said stainless at my dads.
- go home and eat
- take my dog to the doggy spa to get his nails trimmed and stuff.
- chill
- watch some football
- eat.

[Skillz954]

so 2 minutes after i get home i have to poop. didnt feel a thing all day, including my walk down 21 flights of stairs. then as soon as i open my front door, i felt it coming on. Thats the best thing that happened to me all day.

that is a good thing!! :thumbsup

[MikeM]

Problem #1 for the day - my light fixtures are 49" not 48 like they claim

I should have known that. How could a fixture for a 48" bulb be 48 inches

[Mr.Gix]

I'm out. later folks.

[Skillz954]

thing to do tonight

- pick up spongebob costume for friends daughters b-day party
- run to my boys shop and plasma cut some stainless for my dad
- drop off said stainless at my dads.
- go home and eat
- take my dog to the doggy spa to get his nails trimmed and stuff.
- chill
- watch some football
- eat.

even with plasma cutting stainless and football that comes across as incredibly gay.....:ese:

[MikeM]

thing to do tonight
.
- take my dog to the doggy spa to get his nails trimmed and stuff.


thats the gayest thing ive ever heard, even from you. Why would you even tell us that?

[Skillz954]

I'm out. later folks.

Later :lobster:

[Mr.Gix]

I don't care. he needs his nail trimmed and i hate doing it. i don't need to prove my manlyness to you fuckers.

[scott3824]

need to take my rear rim off and go get a new tire put on for this weekend

[MikeM]

i don't need to prove my manlyness to you fuckers.

you do now, after the little dog manicure post, cerrealy

I call BS on you entering a demo derby

[MikeM]

need to take my rear rim off and go get a new tire put on for this weekend

your a pro stunter, cant you change your own tires yet?


I cant either

[MikeM]

the phillips bulbs are alot brighter than the sylvanias of the same wattage. they both claim the same lumen output too

[scott3824]

your a pro stunter, cant you change your own tires yet?


I cant either

pro ... haha

yeah i can, but why when i can drive 8 minutes each way to get it done.

[scott3824]

you do now, after the little dog manicure post, cerrealy

I call BS on you entering a demo derby

hahahaha it was a drag contest

[Sho-Nuff]

Tonight I gotta
-rebuild starter in Lawn Mower
-mow lawn
-remove front shocks from snowmobile
-decide if I can rebuild them myself
-figure out how coolant is getting into the combustion chamber on the KX
-change oil in Jeep if I have time


That sounded like a lot more stuff in my head.

[scott3824]

im out ....

[Niner]

get to my house early

I'll get there 3:30-4. Borne says that will be the time he is ready to go. I just realized we gain an hour heading out there.

[MikeM]

Tonight I gotta
-rebuild starter in Lawn Mower
-mow lawn
-remove front shocks from snowmobile
-decide if I can rebuild them myself
-figure out how coolant is getting into the combustion chamber on the KX
-change oil in Jeep if I have time


That sounded like a lot more stuff in my head.

old kawis are known for leaky water pump seals

but that still owuldnt let it into the cylinder, just the oil

head or base gasket is all i can think of

[MikeM]

light fixture #1 installed and working
light fixture #2 needs longer chains than supplied

off to home depot to walk around and look at tools

think i might pick up a 3rd fixture too while im there, theres just enough room for it

[Niner]

12 is tightened up
brake lines are ziptied up
scotts won't fit with the mount I have
got a semi nice tail section on. My old tail pieces went missing
need to put the acerbis on and load it up in the truck
and pack.

[MikeM]

So ive decided to set up a small LAN in my apartment.

So far Im thinking:

1. My laptop at my desk, my main computer, its good enough right now, so it'll still be good enough.
2. A file server for MP3's and porn. Laptop drives arent very reliable from my experience (which is about a hundred now vs 50-60 desktop drives). The plan is to use one of my low model desktops with a RAID 1 card and a pair of 80 gb satas that will dissappear fomr someplace soon.
3. Viewing/Listening station: One of my high end desktops with a dvd player, an aftermarket sound card, pcix video card, whatever model i can 'find'. Its gonna have a 21" monitor, and get hooked to my infinity home soud system. God I miss my infinitys. Oh, monitor will be viewable from the toilet :pimp B channel speakers will be in my smoking room/bedroom side. thinking about a super low end laptop for the bathroom, just to surf on, but I oculd probably do as well with a wireless kybd/mouse setup. I already have one of those in my holding room anyway.

Now the best part is.....

Im going to use one of my neighbors networks!!! Yes!! lmao
probably the one im on right now

[MikeM]

12 is tightened up
brake lines are ziptied up
scotts won't fit with the mount I have
got a semi nice tail section on. My old tail pieces went missing
need to put the acerbis on and load it up in the truck
and pack.

what mount do you have? you saw mine right? its pretty diesel

[MikeM]

light fixture #1 installed and working
light fixture #2 needs longer chains than supplied

off to home depot to walk around and look at tools

think i might pick up a 3rd fixture too while im there, theres just enough room for it

still too much traffic to drive to home depot. yeah im serious. driving with jews is pretty rough.

Maybe i should put all 3 fixtures on a piece of plywood (or 2 planks) and just use one set of chains to set the height.
no then it would be hard to have the lights curve around the tomatoes

[Niner]

what mount do you have? you saw mine right? its pretty diesel

Two brothers for an f4i.

[beckybBITCHES]

still too much traffic to drive to home depot. yeah im serious. driving with jews is pretty rough.


ewwwwwwwwwww jews :hitler::hitler::hitler::hitler:

[MikeM]

Two brothers for an f4i.

2 bros makes damper mounts?

[MikeM]

ewwwwwwwwwww jews :hitler::hitler::hitler::hitler:

im gonna go at 7 miss b

[MikeM]

im gonna go at 7 miss b

probly get some food too. i think im gonna smoke a quick bong right meow

[Niner]

Mike Nasty is selling a fiddy:

FOR SALE 05 fiddy with big bars FOR SALE
Body: $650 local only MICHIGAN

have pics if ur interrested

[beckybBITCHES]

I Want A Fiddy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MikeM]

Mike Nasty is selling a fiddy:

FOR SALE 05 fiddy with big bars FOR SALE
Body: $650 local only MICHIGAN

have pics if ur interrested

nah i dont really want one right now. maybe after street seasons over

[MikeM]

Quick story about 2 long island assholes..

A guy in a jeep cut me off real bad in the home depot parking lot today. I decided to steal his antenna since mine fell off. I went over and tried it with my hands but it was too tight, so I ran into the depot, and bought a set of $2 plyers off the impulse buy shelf. Then I ran back out and got it done. When I went back in to buy the stuff I needed to buy, he was on line to pay already.

[MikeM]

Quick story about 2 long island assholes..

A guy in a jeep cut me off real bad in the home depot parking lot today. I decided to steal his antenna since mine fell off. I went over and tried it with my hands but it was too tight, so I ran into the depot, and bought a set of $2 plyers off the impulse buy shelf. Then I ran back out and got it done. When I went back in to buy the stuff I needed to buy, he was on line to pay already.

its been almost 2 years since i had an antenna

and theres still nothing worth listening to on the radio. :dong:

[MikeM]

The thickest tyvek was about 1/2" tops, you were right pat.

[MikeM]

6 bulbs up and running
192 watts of power consumption, not including the 5" fan

[MikeM]

Skillz, please call becky.. soon!!

Im dieing over here

[beckybBITCHES]

Skillz, please call becky.. soon!!

Im dieing over here

i should totally not send you pictures now :whoopass:whoopass:whoopass:whoopass:whoopass

[ScottFuries]

Quick story about 2 long island assholes..

A guy in a jeep cut me off real bad in the home depot parking lot today. I decided to steal his antenna since mine fell off. I went over and tried it with my hands but it was too tight, so I ran into the depot, and bought a set of $2 plyers off the impulse buy shelf. Then I ran back out and got it done. When I went back in to buy the stuff I needed to buy, he was on line to pay already.

hahaha
i always wondered who bought the cheap pliers

[ScottFuries]

so i have a brembo master off a mille. front brake.
should i swap my radial nissin hb out for it?
wonder if its gonna have an easier pull?
my hands are shot, i have the hand strength of a 3 year old.

[MikeM]

hahaha
i always wondered who bought the cheap pliers

theyll break for sure if i tried to do something real with them. or maby strip the teeth off themselves

[MikeM]

so i have a brembo master off a mille. front brake.
should i swap my radial nissin hb out for it?
wonder if its gonna have an easier pull?
my hands are shot, i have the hand strength of a 3 year old.

what size is it? piston size is the most important factor

[ScottFuries]

i think its and 18 x 26??? i gotta check
i know the nissin is a 3/4
i may just try it out.

[MikeM]

i think its and 18 x 26??? i gotta check
i know the nissin is a 3/4
i may just try it out.

thats an average size piston for front breaks, but 26 is a real long pivot distance. thats gonna mean high volume low pressure, not what you want.

[Mr.Gix]

morning fuckos.

[Niner]

thats an average size piston for front breaks, but 26 is a real long pivot distance. thats gonna mean high volume low pressure, not what you want.

Truth. i should get some r6 front brake masters and sell them to squids as "brembo handbrake masters"

[Sho-Nuff]

Tonight I gotta
-rebuild starter in Lawn Mower
-mow lawn
-remove front shocks from snowmobile
-decide if I can rebuild them myself
-figure out how coolant is getting into the combustion chamber on the KX
-change oil in Jeep if I have time


That sounded like a lot more stuff in my head.
I didn't do any of this. I got home and my wife had push mowed the whole lawn. I said fuck it and went in to watch tv. Then I went to my buddy's Screenprinting shop and helped him with some big orders until about 2:00. I'm pretty tired (and a little hung over) this morning. My alarm went off at 6:30, I got up at 7:40 and I was still only 15 min. late for work.

[Niner]

I got my list of shit to do for last night done. Although I only did 25 minutes of cleaning in the garage because it was hot and the mosquitos were eating me up.

[Sho-Nuff]

old kawis are known for leaky water pump seals

but that still owuldnt let it into the cylinder, just the oil

head or base gasket is all i can think of
I did the water pump seals already, they were bad. I pulled the head off and cleaned everything up and re-torqued it. Most of the leak went away but it's still leaking a little. I ordered a new head gasket but I got the wrong one, it's too thick. I'm thinking about turning down the base of the cylinder and raising the exhaust ports. I can get it done for free and it's recommended for this bike anyway and I'll be able to use my head gasket. I need to pull the head and check for warpage. That's what I was going to do last night but I got lazy.

[MikeM]

I didn't do any of this. I got home and my wife had push mowed the whole lawn. I said fuck it and went in to watch tv.

Thats a quality woman. That one earns her some good licking.

[MikeM]

man i love to read on the cannbis.com forums. its full of pot nerds

[MikeM]

morning fuckos.

how was your pedicure? :ese:

[Sho-Nuff]

Thats a quality woman. That one earns her some good licking.
She also vaccuumed and washed the carpets and had dinner ready. She should be doing some shit. She hasn't made any money all summer. She had to do an internship that was 40 hours a week unpaid for 3 months and then she decided to take 2 weeks off before she started her new job. Well her new boss is an idiot and has pushed back her start date because of her own vacations so that it ended up being 5 weeks off. Fuck, I'm broke.

[Sho-Nuff]

man i love to read on the cannbis.com forums. its full of pot nerds
I'm not sure I could deal with pot nerds.

[Niner]

She also vaccuumed and washed the carpets and had dinner ready. She should be doing some shit. She hasn't made any money all summer. She had to do an internship that was 40 hours a week unpaid for 3 months and then she decided to take 2 weeks off before she started her new job. Well her new boss is an idiot and has pushed back her start date because of her own vacations so that it ended up being 5 weeks off. Fuck, I'm broke.

Yeah she's a homemaker now. The house should be spotless, the light yardwork should be done. And she should be waiting for you to come home to cook you a steak, get you a beer, and give you a blowjob.

[Sho-Nuff]

I'm not sure I could deal with pot nerds.
I bought all the parts to build my rectifier. It ended up being $15 with connectors, junction block for easier wiring, and the capacitor (which was more than the bridge rectifier). Now I just need an enclosure. I would like it to be metal to use as a heatsink and I need to keep water out of it. It can't be too big because I have to find a place for it under the hood. It has to be minimum 3"x4" and atleast 2-2.5" deep. Any ideas?

[Sho-Nuff]

Yeah she's a homemaker now. The house should be spotless, the light yardwork should be done. And she should be waiting for you to come home to cook you a steak, get you a beer, and give you a blowjob.
Evidently you don't know anyone who's married.

[Niner]

Evidently you don't know anyone who's married.

Send her ass out to make some money then.

[Sho-Nuff]

Oh and my wife doesn't eat red meat. She won't even touch it. So unless I'm cooking on the grill, I eat a lot of chicken.

[Niner]

http://www.wyff4.com/news/14060995/detail.html#
I'd hit it.

[Sho-Nuff]

Send her ass out to make some money then.
She starts the 17th. She'll be making a whopping $40K a year with her masters degree. Social work is fucking bullshit.

[Sho-Nuff]

http://www.wyff4.com/news/14060995/detail.html#
I'd hit it.
I would have back in middle school. How cool would that be? Who's the fuck who ruined it for everybody else?

[Niner]

I would have back in middle school. How cool would that be? Who's the fuck who ruined it for everybody else?

More like where the fuck were these teachers back when I was in middle school?

[Niner]

She starts the 17th. She'll be making a whopping $40K a year with her masters degree. Social work is fucking bullshit.

Better than a kick in the ass and no steaks or blowjobs waiting for you.

[MikeM]

I bought all the parts to build my rectifier. It ended up being $15 with connectors, junction block for easier wiring, and the capacitor (which was more than the bridge rectifier). Now I just need an enclosure. I would like it to be metal to use as a heatsink and I need to keep water out of it. It can't be too big because I have to find a place for it under the hood. It has to be minimum 3"x4" and atleast 2-2.5" deep. Any ideas?

radio shack project box?

[MikeM]

http://www.wyff4.com/news/14060995/detail.html#
I'd hit it.

yup

not as hot as the florida opnes, but still good enough

[Mr.Gix]

how was your pedicure? :ese:

not bad. cost me $5.00 and took like 10 minutes. :thumbsup

[Sho-Nuff]

radio shack project box?
Not deep enough and all made of plastic.

[Niner]

God I'm bored. I think I am going to go to del taco for lunch, hit up the ATM at my bank right near there, and go to the bike shop to order up a new steering stem nut.

[Niner]

Not deep enough and all made of plastic.

Why didn't you buy the prebuilt one again?

[Niner]

Time to do a defrag on my hard drive.

[MikeM]

Not deep enough and all made of plastic.

dang. i used to get metal ones from them all the time. guess thats just another sign of the times

[Sho-Nuff]

Why didn't you buy the prebuilt one again?
I'm cheap and bored.

[ScottFuries]

Truth. i should get some r6 front brake masters and sell them to squids as "brembo handbrake masters"

i have 2 people that want this one.
trying to find a clutch from a mille r...put that on my friends 636 it seemed nice, i tried to talk him into the front brake one but he knew a thing or 2....

[Sho-Nuff]

I'm cheap and bored.
The polaris premade unit is $60.

[Skillz954]

Skillz, please call becky.. soon!!

Im dieing over here

I got out of work late and was too tired.....sorry bro

and I think you might run into a heat issue with your project......sounds similar to my setup and that was the eventual downfall....

[MikeM]

God I'm bored. I think I am going to go to del taco for lunch, hit up the ATM at my bank right near there, and go to the bike shop to order up a new steering stem nut.

if its considerably more than the cost to ship one from LI let me know

[Niner]

if its considerably more than the cost to ship one from LI let me know

You have one for a 954? I need the upper of the two under the triple.

[Mr.Gix]

i have 2 people that want this one.
trying to find a clutch from a mille r...put that on my friends 636 it seemed nice, i tried to talk him into the front brake one but he knew a thing or 2....

I need a good radial master as well.

[Skillz954]

slow as shit today......

[Mr.Gix]

very.........................

[Niner]

http://www.break.com/index/top-that.html
More interesting than staring at a blank screen....barely.

[Alie]

i'm freakin bored out of my mind today. its fridayyyyy though. i think i'm going to take a break from riding today. my wrists are killing me.

[Alie]

http://www.break.com/index/top-that.html
More interesting than staring at a blank screen....barely.

that was boring.

[Mr.Gix]

i remember that movie.

[Alie]

thank god i don't...LMAOOOOOO.

[Niner]

http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=164512897&albumID=0&imageID=9556749
She really needs to have her picture comments set up so she has to approve every one.

[Mr.Gix]

you probably aren't old enough. i remember that movie well.

[Sho-Nuff]

http://www.break.com/index/top-that.html
More interesting than staring at a blank screen....barely.
Much Better

http://www.break.com/index/very-flexible-babe.html

[Sho-Nuff]

http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=164512897&albumID=0&imageID=9556749
She really needs to have her picture comments set up so she has to approve every one.
Set to private.

[Alie]

http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=164512897&albumID=0&imageID=9556749
She really needs to have her picture comments set up so she has to approve every one.

hey its private...use the print screen mechanism...

[Niner]

Set to private.

It got deleted anyway.

[Alie]

you probably aren't old enough. i remember that movie well.

no, i'm old enough...it was just so bad, i blocked it out of my memory.

[Alie]

It got deleted anyway.

i'm gonna check out your friends list for tail.

[Niner]

It got deleted anyway.

it was a picture of her with her gut sucked in and her shirt folded up so it only covered her boobs. All the guys were making comments about how she looked hot. I posted "Looks like you are sucking it in"

[Niner]

i'm gonna check out your friends list for tail.

There is some talent in there.

[Niner]

i'm gonna check out your friends list for tail.

I'm going to do the same. What is your user name these days?

[Skillz954]

http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=164512897&albumID=0&imageID=9556749
She really needs to have her picture comments set up so she has to approve every one.

This profile is set to private. This user must add
you as a friend to see his/her profile.

[Skillz954]

you probably aren't old enough. i remember that movie well.

I'm blocked what movie??

[Alie]

it was a picture of her with her gut sucked in and her shirt folded up so it only covered her boobs. All the guys were making comments about how she looked hot. I posted "Looks like you are sucking it in"

ur so fuckin awesome. i wished i coulda seen that.

how about this p.o.a. u have on your friends list. who's is this broad? do u know her personnally?
http://a983.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/15/m_ebc0a48b9a211e5367443b10fb338dae.jpg

[Alie]

I'm going to do the same. What is your user name these days?

uh...Dirty Jerzey Alie.

[Niner]

ur so fuckin awesome. i wished i coulda seen that.

how about this p.o.a. u have on your friends list. who's is this broad? do u know her personnally?
http://a983.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/15/m_ebc0a48b9a211e5367443b10fb338dae.jpg

Link to her profile?

[Alie]

huba hubba charlene!

http://a806.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/95/m_ed8bf50e854f41f0bd92a178a4cb8555.jpg

[Alie]

Link to her profile?

she's ur friend!!!!

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=14869655

[Alie]

I especially like her quote...classy:

"you aint gotta lie to kick it"

now, i may be a little out of the scene, but doesn't kick it mean "have sex".

[Niner]

huba hubba charlene!

http://a806.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/95/m_ed8bf50e854f41f0bd92a178a4cb8555.jpg

One of the 16 year olds drop top recruited.

[Niner]

she's ur friend!!!!

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=14869655

Yeah I have no idea who she is other than some local hottie.

[Niner]

uh...Dirty Jerzey Alie.
I can't check out your friends list. Have fun sifting through mine and having Sapphic day dreams.

[Alie]

I can't check out your friends list. Have fun sifting through mine and having Sapphic day dreams.

u can't why not? that's wierd...and sucky for you...LMAOOOOO

[Mr.Gix]

I'm blocked what movie??

Teen Witch.

[Sho-Nuff]

I wonder how fast I can sell my house.

http://mreis.mlxchange.com/Pub/EmailView.asp?r=1840837576&s=MRE&t=MRE

[Sho-Nuff]

she's ur friend!!!!

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=14869655
Smoking hot. I'm in love.

[Skillz954]

Teen Witch.

good movie!!:yes:

[Skillz954]

Smoking hot. I'm in love.

-1

a) way too skinny
b) blond
c) way too skinny
d) too young
e) way too skinny
f) looks high maintenance
g) way too skinny
h) looks like a bitch

[Sho-Nuff]

Consumer Reports rated the 10 "Best Bets" and "Bad Bets" on cars that will make it to 200,000 miles. Nissan had 2 vehicles on the bad list, the Armada and Titan. American trucks are where it's at.

http://finance.yahoo.com/loans/article/103446/drive-your-car-to-death-save-31,000

[Niner]

Consumer Reports rated the 10 "Best Bets" and "Bad Bets" on cars that will make it to 200,000 miles. Nissan had 2 vehicles on the bad list, the Armada and Titan. American trucks are where it's at.

http://finance.yahoo.com/loans/article/103446/drive-your-car-to-death-save-31,000
If you didn't take my word for it before....

[old man roger]

YouTube - OMR stock sprocket stunts

[Sho-Nuff]

Sick video for an old guy. LOL.

[TRICKY]

stock on the rear but -2 in front huh? hahha j/k
good job! :thumbsup

[MikeM]

she's ur friend!!!!

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=14869655

id fuck her if I could wipe off the makeup first

[MikeM]

-1

a) way too skinny
b) blond
c) way too skinny
d) too young
e) way too skinny
f) looks high maintenance
g) way too skinny
h) looks like a bitch
you dont like it when your pelvic bone raps against her ass bones?

[letsride]

I fuck her with the make up

[MikeM]

Consumer Reports rated the 10 "Best Bets" and "Bad Bets" on cars that will make it to 200,000 miles. Nissan had 2 vehicles on the bad list, the Armada and Titan. American trucks are where it's at.

http://finance.yahoo.com/loans/article/103446/drive-your-car-to-death-save-31,000

they report alot of honda and toyota

Thats because honda and toyota owners are too poor to get new cars.

[MikeM]

YouTube - OMR stock sprocket stunts (http://youtube.com/watch?v=ClZ2rji_mUw)

Ok now lets see you circle in second gear. (Its doable) :jaman

[MikeM]

Ive been doing some testing for the past week and Ive found that peeling a bandaid off a hairy leg is much less painfull if you peel top to bottom.

[MikeM]

Ive been doing some testing for the past week and Ive found that peeling a bandaid off a hairy leg is much less painfull if you peel top to bottom.

Im gonna google that in hopes that no one else has discovered and documented that. Then I'll patent it and have the process named after me.

[ScottFuries]

so the newb that knew where the spot was a couple pages back....
i just heard he found the spot underneath the front of car.

[letsride]

good spot for him

[MikeM]

so the newb that knew where the spot was a couple pages back....
i just heard he found the spot underneath the front of car.

is he dead?

[letsride]

Im gonna feel like a dick if he's dead

[letsride]

Mike are you going to use a timer for the lights?

[letsride]

and im up with a whole 5 hours of sleep, weeeeeeeeeee

[beckybBITCHES]

i have a bad hangover

[letsride]

Take a shot

[beckybBITCHES]

no bitch. ..

[MikeM]

Mike are you going to use a timer for the lights?

these will be on 24 hours. In my flowering cabinet the lights will be 12/12 on a timer. I still have a couple months before that needs to be ready.

[MikeM]

and im up with a whole 5 hours of sleep, weeeeeeeeeee

i just woke up a half hour ago. this is the latest ive ever slept without tripping out the night before

[DarkAngel]

How come I can't see any of the boobs?

[letsride]

these will be on 24 hours. In my flowering cabinet the lights will be 12/12 on a timer. I still have a couple months before that needs to be ready.

I heard 18 0n 6 off is what you want for the first 3 or 4 months then when you want them to start budding 12 on 12 off

[letsride]

i just woke up a half hour ago. this is the latest ive ever slept without tripping out the night before

Must be the heat

[ScottFuries]

is he dead?

Im gonna feel like a dick if he's dead

naw i think hes ok. a friend of mine knows him, he said he got an ambulance ride and was in the hospital but stable.

[MikeM]

Its been nearly one week since Ive heard so much as a peep from the voices in my head. I must say its kind of lonely without them, even in the company of my friends.

[MikeM]

Its been nearly one week since Ive heard so much as a peep from the voices in my head. I must say its kind of lonely without them, even in the company of my friends.

One was accountable for a constant stream of off-color jokes that kept me smiling all day. Thats what I really miss.

[MikeM]

Im hungry, and need to get some stuff to lower the ph level of my tap water.

I wish there was a way to eat breakfast without having to leave the house. Breakfast type places dont deliver tho. Its not that I dont want to leave the house, Id just rather eat before I shower. But while im out getting food, it would be silly not to get the ph lowering shit.

[MikeM]

Im hungry, and need to get some stuff to lower the ph level of my tap water.

I wish there was a way to eat breakfast without having to leave the house. Breakfast type places dont deliver tho. Its not that I dont want to leave the house, Id just rather eat before I shower. But while im out getting food, it would be silly not to get the ph lowering shit.

Maybe I'll do like girls do and go to the bagel store in my pajamas

[beckybBITCHES]

Its been nearly one week since Ive heard so much as a peep from the voices in my head. I must say its kind of lonely without them, even in the company of my friends.

are you talking about your parents? how cute

[MikeM]

are you talking about your parents? how cute

no i talked to them yesterday. keep reading

[beckybBITCHES]

no i talked to them yesterday. keep reading

are you talking about me? we've not talked that much in the past 4 days

[stuntrider227]

morning guys, hows life?

[Troy McLure]

Its been nearly one week since Ive heard so much as a peep from the voices in my head. I must say its kind of lonely without them, even in the company of my friends.

Are you talking about me? I havent posted much in the last 4 days

[MikeM]

morning guys, hows life?

Hey whats up Dave. Nothing new here, nothing old either.

[beckybBITCHES]

you;'re a fuckface DICK!

[beckybBITCHES]

i'm leaving katrinas now

[beckybBITCHES]

and i will be going home

[beckybBITCHES]

i have to shower and then go to my sisters

[beckybBITCHES]

from there we will be traveling and going to my cousins baby shower

[MikeM]

i'm leaving katrinas now

me too

[stuntrider227]

lots of new stuff going on this way. Baby is week away from being 6 months old and deer season is like 3 weeks away.MMMMMMMMMMM more jerky

[MikeM]

and i will be going home

to cook me up some eggs

[stuntrider227]

still rocking your old f4i's mike? I read somewhere you got your own place now. bets thats nice

[stuntrider227]

heathers cooking bacon and eggs right now for breakfast then straight to the stunt spot for more practice. i been hitting it up like 5 times a week for last 2 or 3 months

[MikeM]

a guy on my local sportbike site is giving away a set of barely used pilot powers for $100. Google maps says hes 36 miles away, in north jersey, and estimates 48 minutes each way. What google maps fails to take into account is that the route is straight through nyc and will actually take over 2 hours each direction this time of day.

[MikeM]

still rocking your old f4i's mike? I read somewhere you got your own place now. bets thats nice

Yeah, i got an apartment a month or 2 ago. Its ok.

[stuntrider227]

where you keep your rides and projects?

[MikeM]

where you keep your rides and projects?

I got a 2 car garage!! and a jeep that wont fit in it :pimp:

[MikeM]

I got a 2 car garage!! and a jeep that wont fit in it :pimp:

not like id put my jeep in there anyway. My uncles gonna be storing his grand national in there for a couple months soon. that kind of sux.

[MikeM]

ok now its time to go get food for real. im fukkin stahvin

[stuntrider227]

same here. later

[letsride]

ok now its time to go get food for real. im fukkin stahvin

hahaha. Now I gatta read new england accents online too. wtf

[letsride]

Im hungry, and need to get some stuff to lower the ph level of my tap water.

I wish there was a way to eat breakfast without having to leave the house. Breakfast type places dont deliver tho. Its not that I dont want to leave the house, Id just rather eat before I shower. But while im out getting food, it would be silly not to get the ph lowering shit.

Breakfast is the easiest and cheapest to make, make it yourself :twocents:

[MikeM]

Breakfast is the easiest and cheapest to make, make it yourself :twocents:

there are 3 bagel stores within a mile of my house

[MikeM]

i wish my cousin and her kids would leave. i have a bunch of shit i need to transport upstairs

[letsride]

Cousin doesnt blaze?

[MikeM]

Cousin doesnt blaze?

i dont know actually. shes a female so she asks alot of questions, and her oldest kid is 5 or 6, so he asks alot of questions too, and repeats everything he hears or sees to anyone that'll listen.

Stuff I need to bring upstairs:

A few pieces of plywood cut to shape, painted white on one side
A white tarp
A tray to catch runoff water
3 5" box fans


yesterday while my friend was here we were hoisting buckets of pro-mix soil and perlite up and in through the 2nd story window. that wont work so well with plywood tho

[MikeM]

I got this stuff to lower the ph of my water. Directions say 1 teaspoon to every hundred gallons of water. Ok so how bout for 1 gallon of water? How the f am I gonna measure out a hundredth of a teaspoon? I have no eyedroppers or anything good like that

[MikeM]

I got this stuff to lower the ph of my water. Directions say 1 teaspoon to every hundred gallons of water. Ok so how bout for 1 gallon of water? How the f am I gonna measure out a hundredth of a teaspoon? I have no eyedroppers or anything good like that

I got it. I will cut a 1/8 inch strip off a paper towel, and dip that into the acid just enough to soak up a couple drops. then i dunk the little strip into my watering can, and stirr it up.

Lets go give that a shot

[letsride]

figure out how much your bath tub holds. put in 50 gallons if possible then bottle them all up lol