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Niner
09-11-2007, 11:54 AM
my avatar on the cannabis forum is gonna be me killing circles on my bike, with a clay pot photoshopped over my head

Awesome.:lobster:

Mr.Gix
09-11-2007, 11:54 AM
you got it from Hugo

i don't even know who that it. lOL

ScottFuries
09-11-2007, 11:55 AM
SS/can can/flamingo

the easy ones

i stop at the easy ones...
but a good flamigo O looks ok.

Niner
09-11-2007, 11:55 AM
skillz is almost gangsta enough to drive without using his brakes at all

So is my grandma.

MikeM
09-11-2007, 11:55 AM
i don't even know who that it. lOL

his name on SL was Cookiemonster

hes the guy who started par for real

Niner
09-11-2007, 11:56 AM
I saw some rear brake pads in the worst shape ever. No pad material left at all and the steel backing plate had gotten so hot that it was warped by 1/8-1/4".

Niner
09-11-2007, 11:57 AM
his name on SL was Cookiemonster

hes the guy who started par for real

Didn't he die?

Mr.Gix
09-11-2007, 11:57 AM
his name on SL was Cookiemonster

hes the guy who started par for real

nice. i feel like an OG par member now. WHAT!!

MikeM
09-11-2007, 11:57 AM
Man I just got a wicked hot flash. Yeah, very uncomfortable.

Either I wont be able to give birth anymore, or im gonna have to take another dump soon.

MikeM
09-11-2007, 11:58 AM
Didn't he die?

no that was a joke

DBOUNCE1
09-11-2007, 11:58 AM
My jeep has never seen a drop of water that didnt fall out of the sky. not even once. less moving parts makes a vehicle last longer

haha nice...my boss' meet EVERY morning at 8am to wash their cars together...rain or shine snow or sleet no joke

MikeM
09-11-2007, 11:58 AM
nice. i feel like an OG par member now. WHAT!!

I was in their video, and they werent even in their video :tolietmon

ScottFuries
09-11-2007, 11:59 AM
so my other brother calls about his front door to his dental office...
he got his building done w drive it or what ever its called and they never cut out for his outside light...
so they must of just pushed the wires in and covered it up.
so someone flipped the switch inside last night and his secretary opens up today and gets the shit shocked outta her when she goes to open the door...

MikeM
09-11-2007, 12:00 PM
so my other brother calls about his front door to his denatal office...
he got his building done w drive it or what ever its called and they never cut out for his outside light...
so they must of just pushed the wires in and covered it up.
so someone flipped the switch inside last night and his secretary opens up today and gets the shit shocked outta her when she goes to open the door...

Whoa, I want that for my office

Mr.Gix
09-11-2007, 12:01 PM
so my other brother calls about his front door to his dental office...
he got his building done w drive it or what ever its called and they never cut out for his outside light...
so they must of just pushed the wires in and covered it up.
so someone flipped the switch inside last night and his secretary opens up today and gets the shit shocked outta her when she goes to open the door...

hahahahaha so the wires are up against the door frame huh. LOL

Niner
09-11-2007, 12:01 PM
no that was a joke

Bad joke.:ese:

DBOUNCE1
09-11-2007, 12:01 PM
nice. i feel like an OG par member now. WHAT!!

ya i think we better get some PAR stickers in the mix what do you guys think?

ScottFuries
09-11-2007, 12:01 PM
Whoa, I want that for my office

still tryin to figure out how the current got to the door...it was a brick front, there must of been screen or something under it...

Niner
09-11-2007, 12:02 PM
Whoa, I want that for my office

+1, well not my office but maybe the door to my garage.

DBOUNCE1
09-11-2007, 12:02 PM
so my other brother calls about his front door to his dental office...
he got his building done w drive it or what ever its called and they never cut out for his outside light...
so they must of just pushed the wires in and covered it up.
so someone flipped the switch inside last night and his secretary opens up today and gets the shit shocked outta her when she goes to open the door...

aaaaahhhhh what a suprise for a little old lady

MikeM
09-11-2007, 12:04 PM
Bad joke.:ese:

agreed

i know the guy who made the joke well enough to guess that it was a joke. then i randomly saw Hugo at the train station a few months later

ScottFuries
09-11-2007, 12:04 PM
aaaaahhhhh what a suprise for a little old lady

and its raining today...lucky he found out.
i could see someone with a pacemaker grabbing it...

Mr.Gix
09-11-2007, 12:05 PM
scubby. you going to that clutch control thing on the 29th?

ScottFuries
09-11-2007, 12:08 PM
scubby. you going to that clutch control thing on the 29th?

i want to go to pittsburgh but i may have to go to philly for sat for eeve.
i guess hes on the list of vendors/sponsors.
so if chris comes from toronto to my house we are going there, and im gonna try to leave and roll to pittsburgh if its doable

ScottFuries
09-11-2007, 12:08 PM
why are events on the same day...
bad planning

scott3824
09-11-2007, 12:09 PM
so my other brother calls about his front door to his dental office...
he got his building done w drive it or what ever its called and they never cut out for his outside light...
so they must of just pushed the wires in and covered it up.
so someone flipped the switch inside last night and his secretary opens up today and gets the shit shocked outta her when she goes to open the door...

hahahaha thats kinda funy, ok i chuckled quite loudly

Skillz954
09-11-2007, 12:10 PM
skillz is almost gangsta enough to drive without using his brakes at all

I have a standard.......I rarely use the brakes......:twocents:

I've had my car just over 7 years.......changed the brakes once!!

DBOUNCE1
09-11-2007, 12:13 PM
so if chris comes from toronto

im from Nebraska

MikeM
09-11-2007, 12:14 PM
I have a standard.......I rarely use the brakes......:twocents:

I've had my car just over 7 years.......changed the brakes once!!

so i correctly had you pegged as a downshifter

DBOUNCE1
09-11-2007, 12:14 PM
I have a standard.......I rarely use the brakes......:twocents:

I've had my car just over 7 years.......changed the brakes once!!

out here is is so rural i had my avalanche 3 yrs 70k miles pulled a trailer frequently and brakes were still strong...not many stop lights

MikeM
09-11-2007, 12:14 PM
im from Nebraska

thats near toronto right?

Niner
09-11-2007, 12:15 PM
I need to stop at the stealership and order the steering stem nuts, and caliper bolts. I need to get some fork seals and dust boots at some points as well.

ScottFuries
09-11-2007, 12:18 PM
i want to go to pittsburgh but i may have to go to philly for sat for eeve.
i guess hes on the list of vendors/sponsors.
so if chris comes from toronto to my house we are going there, and im gonna try to leave and roll to pittsburgh if its doable

and eeve will prob mail everything late and the weekend will be stressfull
hes quite good at that.

ScottFuries
09-11-2007, 12:20 PM
clutch control is just am freestyle right?
with a female am class...there arent any pro females anyway...

Niner
09-11-2007, 12:21 PM
thats near toronto right?

No.





Man they need to turn the AC off. it's not even 70 outside.

MikeM
09-11-2007, 12:25 PM
listen to this.. Some guy who sat 3 cubes down from me, found dead at his desk saturday.

Niner
09-11-2007, 12:26 PM
listen to this.. Some guy who sat 3 cubes down from me, found dead at his desk saturday.

Wow, it took them a whole day to find him? Single I assume? Cleanign lady find him?

DBOUNCE1
09-11-2007, 12:26 PM
I need to stop at the stealership and order the steering stem nuts, and caliper bolts. I need to get some fork seals and dust boots at some points as well.

they will rob you blind

Niner
09-11-2007, 12:27 PM
they will rob you blind

Not really parts you can find used.

ScottFuries
09-11-2007, 12:29 PM
leaky roof im out.

Niner
09-11-2007, 12:30 PM
Mike I saw the ghetto fabulous way to mount up a gixxer style damper to your forks this past weekend. It involves a gixxer lower triple and a hacksaw. You won't belive whose bike it was on.

scott3824
09-11-2007, 12:31 PM
listen to this.. Some guy who sat 3 cubes down from me, found dead at his desk saturday.

holy crap thats fucked .....

Mr.Gix
09-11-2007, 12:32 PM
why are events on the same day...
bad planning

what's in pittsburgh??

Mr.Gix
09-11-2007, 12:33 PM
clutch control is just am freestyle right?
with a female am class...there arent any pro females anyway...

you should compete.

scott3824
09-11-2007, 12:34 PM
nice ... finally hit 15k ...

scott3824
09-11-2007, 12:34 PM
what's in pittsburgh??

starboyz stuntfest 2

Niner
09-11-2007, 12:34 PM
work sucks

Niner
09-11-2007, 12:37 PM
This site loads slow.

DBOUNCE1
09-11-2007, 12:37 PM
Not really parts you can find used.

hardware store brotha

MikeM
09-11-2007, 12:37 PM
out here is is so rural i had my avalanche 3 yrs 70k miles pulled a trailer frequently and brakes were still strong...not many stop lights

I used to have this cutlass convertible. it had tiny brake pads with 2 big pistons pushing them. I had to change the front pads twice a year on average.

MikeM
09-11-2007, 12:39 PM
No.



:rolleyes:

MikeM
09-11-2007, 12:42 PM
Wow, it took them a whole day to find him? Single I assume? Cleanign lady find him?

Family called around when he didnt come home from work friday night. No answer at his office obviously. A coworker found him Sat morning, thought he was sleeping at his desk.

Mr.Gix
09-11-2007, 12:43 PM
that sucks.

MikeM
09-11-2007, 12:43 PM
Mike I saw the ghetto fabulous way to mount up a gixxer style damper to your forks this past weekend. It involves a gixxer lower triple and a hacksaw. You won't belive whose bike it was on.

ahahahahaha lmao, but its a good idea

MikeM
09-11-2007, 12:44 PM
Mike I saw the ghetto fabulous way to mount up a gixxer style damper to your forks this past weekend. It involves a gixxer lower triple and a hacksaw. You won't belive whose bike it was on.

ok whos bike?

scott3824
09-11-2007, 12:49 PM
niner is a dumbass

Mr.Gix
09-11-2007, 12:51 PM
my wifes vagine hangs like sleeve of wisord. HAAHHAHAHA

DBOUNCE1
09-11-2007, 12:54 PM
my wifes vagine hangs like sleeve of wisord. HAAHHAHAHA

i had a sexy time with my mother in law

Niner
09-11-2007, 12:56 PM
ok whos bike?

Hyper's old bike.

Niner
09-11-2007, 12:57 PM
niner is a dumbass

It doesn't matter. Biodiesel needs to get from the titration tank into the truck somehow.

DBOUNCE1
09-11-2007, 01:00 PM
dumb question but biodiesel is alright to run in my pickup isn't it?

DBOUNCE1
09-11-2007, 01:01 PM
It doesn't matter. Biodiesel needs to get from the titration tank into the truck somehow.

get an electric pump and plumb it in the right way

MikeM
09-11-2007, 01:02 PM
Hyper's old bike.

so he was a double damper guy

Niner
09-11-2007, 01:06 PM
dumb question but biodiesel is alright to run in my pickup isn't it?

Should be. Check some forums. May have to replace a few seals.

Niner
09-11-2007, 01:08 PM
so he was a double damper guy

Yup. And he was a dump a ton of $ into his bike guy.

MikeM
09-11-2007, 01:11 PM
Yup. And he was a dump a ton of $ into his bike guy.

last night at the spot i did a couple stoppies just to keep them fresh. the newbs asked me how the hell i rolled that far, i told them it was because i have 2 dampers :thumbsup

letsride
09-11-2007, 01:15 PM
I'm suprised you missed that one Pat.....you seem like a brighter kid than that.....

Both sets of forks are almost identical, Same colors, shape everything. But theirs a bolt inside the lower tube and the numbers match up on both.

I didnt think the guy would fuck me over esp seeing how I know for a fact I can get my money back since its not the described item at all.

I wonder if he thought I wouldnt notice or something

Sho-Nuff
09-11-2007, 01:16 PM
last night at the spot i did a couple stoppies just to keep them fresh. the newbs asked me how the hell i rolled that far, i told them it was because i have 2 dampers :thumbsup
How long before they'll need mounts? I assume they are all running Hondas?

Sho-Nuff
09-11-2007, 01:17 PM
Both sets of forks are almost identical, Same colors, shape everything. But theirs a bolt inside the lower tube and the numbers match up on both.

I didnt think the guy would fuck me over esp seeing how I know for a fact I can get my money back since its not the described item at all.

I wonder if he thought I wouldnt notice or something
Maybe he got screwed on them and didn't know.

letsride
09-11-2007, 01:17 PM
Maybe he got screwed on them and didn't know.

Possible but the guy sells bikes and bike parts for a living. He should know something about the parts he's selling:twocents:

Niner
09-11-2007, 01:18 PM
last night at the spot i did a couple stoppies just to keep them fresh. the newbs asked me how the hell i rolled that far, i told them it was because i have 2 dampers :thumbsup

I need to get Rowdy's number. He said he could hook me up with a yoshimura fork clamp for fairly cheap. Now i just need to get a rc51 top triple so I can use the Scotts mount I have.

MikeM
09-11-2007, 01:20 PM
How long before they'll need mounts? I assume they are all running Hondas?

u know it leroy

well one was on an R1

first hes gotta buy my boys other f4i, then he'll need a mount setup

scott3824
09-11-2007, 01:20 PM
I need to get Rowdy's number. He said he could hook me up with a yoshimura fork clamp for fairly cheap. Now i just need to get a rc51 top triple so I can use the Scotts mount I have.

you are putting the cart before the horse dude

MikeM
09-11-2007, 01:22 PM
Possible but the guy sells bikes and bike parts for a living. He should know something about the parts he's selling:twocents:

im always a little distasteful about bike parters. Him, Dj, and blak76gt.. I feel like they should step the fuck out of our market.

letsride
09-11-2007, 01:23 PM
hoooray for the site being speedy again

letsride
09-11-2007, 01:24 PM
im always a little distasteful about bike parters. Him, Dj, and blak76gt.. I feel like they should step the fuck out of our market.

Im sure half the parts arent legit either, not that I care. But it sucks for whoever bike the parts were off of.

MikeM
09-11-2007, 01:24 PM
you are putting the cart before the horse dude

As long as he can keep the cart in front of the horse, the stoppie will continue on straight

Niner
09-11-2007, 01:24 PM
you are putting the cart before the horse dude

How do you figure? I NEED a fucking damper on my bike. If you don't believe me ask Mile. He saw how I needed one and how I nearly crapped myself afterwards.

Sho-Nuff
09-11-2007, 01:25 PM
you are putting the cart before the horse dude
+1 I can't imagine the mount being more expensive than a top triple.

Niner
09-11-2007, 01:26 PM
As long as he can keep the cart in front of the horse, the stoppie will continue on straight

All the apples will shake off the cart the way my bike is set up now.

Sho-Nuff
09-11-2007, 01:27 PM
Im sure half the parts arent legit either, not that I care. But it sucks for whoever bike the parts were off of.
I hate stolen parts unless I can get them cheap and don't know about it. I just assume all parts are legit.

Niner
09-11-2007, 01:27 PM
+1 I can't imagine the mount being cheaper than a top triple.

RC51 triples are expensive. Scotts mounts are expensive unless you find a really good deal.

MikeM
09-11-2007, 01:27 PM
How do you figure? I NEED a fucking damper on my bike. If you don't believe me ask Mile. He saw how I needed one and how I nearly crapped myself afterwards.

Forks going past vertical at over 30 mph - damper

Niner
09-11-2007, 01:28 PM
Forks going past vertical at over 30 mph - damper

The only exception to that rule is if you have very wide DB bars.

MikeM
09-11-2007, 01:28 PM
All the apples will shake off the cart the way my bike is set up now.

thats no good. the villagers will go hungry

Sho-Nuff
09-11-2007, 01:29 PM
RC51 triples are expensive. Scotts mounts are expensive unless you find a really good deal.
Which is more expensive? I'd think you could find a mount for less than a triple. They should be easier to find as well. There aren't that many RC51s out there.

MikeM
09-11-2007, 01:29 PM
I hate stolen parts unless I can get them cheap and don't know about it. I just assume all parts are legit.

how about if they were stolen from an insurance company? that ones ok to me

MikeM
09-11-2007, 01:30 PM
The only exception to that rule is if you have very wide DB bars.

and big arms

Skillz954
09-11-2007, 01:30 PM
so i correctly had you pegged as a downshifter

yes sir......but the new one will be auto w/ tiptronic.....but I'm not a fan so I'll just use the brakes.....

scott3824
09-11-2007, 01:31 PM
How do you figure? I NEED a fucking damper on my bike. If you don't believe me ask Mile. He saw how I needed one and how I nearly crapped myself afterwards.

borne nor twite have one (just example), i just think this is another "need a hydrolic magura clutch setup before i can ride" thing

Niner
09-11-2007, 01:31 PM
Which is more expensive? I'd think you could find a mount for less than a triple. They should be easier to find as well. There aren't that many RC51s out there.

When i say triple I just mean the top triple, not the whole deal.

Sho-Nuff
09-11-2007, 01:31 PM
how about if they were stolen from an insurance company? that ones ok to me
Fine by me. They just sell that shit off super cheap anyway. My bike was $1500 from the insurance company.

MikeM
09-11-2007, 01:31 PM
RC51 triples are expensive. Scotts mounts are expensive unless you find a really good deal.

how come youre not using a 92954 upper triple?

Sho-Nuff
09-11-2007, 01:32 PM
When i say triple I just mean the top triple, not the whole deal.
I knew what you meant. Those aren't that pricey or hard to find?

Niner
09-11-2007, 01:32 PM
borne nor twite have one (just example), i just think this is another "need a hydrolic magura clutch setup before i can ride" thing

Both have wide DB bars. Mike would you say that a damper would be a good idea to have on my bike or was that head shake I got in the taller stoppies just all in my head?

Niner
09-11-2007, 01:33 PM
how come youre not using a 92954 upper triple?

I am right now. The scotts mount I have doesn't work with the 954 triple because it is a two brothers for an f4i.

scott3824
09-11-2007, 01:33 PM
Which is more expensive? I'd think you could find a mount for less than a triple. They should be easier to find as well. There aren't that many RC51s out there.

i got my first rc51 top (wrong one) for 50 ... next one for free

MikeM
09-11-2007, 01:34 PM
borne nor twite have one (just example), i just think this is another "need a hydrolic magura clutch setup before i can ride" thing

I was only there for 2 days and I saw borne almost eat it bringin up a stoppie. If he had a damper, that wouldd have been nothing.

Niner
09-11-2007, 01:35 PM
I should just give up on the scotts and just rock the gixxer one. I bet I could get some good cash for the scotts damper and the mount.

scott3824
09-11-2007, 01:36 PM
Both have wide DB bars. Mike would you say that a damper would be a good idea to have on my bike or was that head shake I got in the taller stoppies just all in my head?

I'm not saying its a bad idea, i just dont think you need to put too much emphasis on one yet ... you were starting to get decent stoppies and i think you should keep going at them. You should keep trying to roll tall, if you get one you get one - if you are starting to get close to 200 then yeah maybe its time for one ...

scott3824
09-11-2007, 01:37 PM
I was only there for 2 days and I saw borne almost eat it bringin up a stoppie. If he had a damper, that wouldd have been nothing.

he hasn't yet though (going over too far into truck doesn't count)

MikeM
09-11-2007, 01:38 PM
I am right now. The scotts mount I have doesn't work with the 954 triple because it is a two brothers for an f4i.

i still dont know what that looks like. let me check google images

Mr.Gix
09-11-2007, 01:39 PM
man i have to poop.

Niner
09-11-2007, 01:41 PM
I'm not saying its a bad idea, i just dont think you need to put too much emphasis on one yet ... you were starting to get decent stoppies and i think you should keep going at them. You should keep trying to roll tall, if you get one you get one - if you are starting to get close to 200 then yeah maybe its time for one ...

Scott, I was just getting to the point where the front end tucks under. That is also the point where my bike wants to tank slap and toss my ass off. If I want to go any higher and progress without a really good chance of having my bike land on top of me I need a damper. Notice I am not looking for a damper for the DRZ even though I am getting stoppies to the same point on it. The DRZ doesn't try to tanks slap because it has wide ass dirtbike bars on it.

MikeM
09-11-2007, 01:41 PM
he hasn't yet though (going over too far into truck doesn't count)

then hes not trying hard enough

scott3824
09-11-2007, 01:41 PM
man i have to poop.

yes i have a disturbance brewing down low too ... and i am about to eat a gas station calzone and slam a sweet tea ... its about to be on

scott3824
09-11-2007, 01:43 PM
then hes not trying hard enough

must be if hes over 250 in 2nd or 3rd :shrugg

MikeM
09-11-2007, 01:43 PM
Scott, I was just getting to the point where the front end tucks under. That is also the point where my bike wants to tank slap and toss my ass off. If I want to go any higher and progress without a really good chance of having my bike land on top of me I need a damper. Notice I am not looking for a damper for the DRZ even though I am getting stoppies to the same point on it. The DRZ doesn't try to tanks slap because it has wide ass dirtbike bars on it.

the bikes weight also plays a big part.

scott3824
09-11-2007, 01:43 PM
Scott, I was just getting to the point where the front end tucks under. That is also the point where my bike wants to tank slap and toss my ass off. If I want to go any higher and progress without a really good chance of having my bike land on top of me I need a damper. Notice I am not looking for a damper for the DRZ even though I am getting stoppies to the same point on it. The DRZ doesn't try to tanks slap because it has wide ass dirtbike bars on it.

yeah db bars help ... if you are getting a rc51 top triple you might as well get db bars and call it a day :thumbsup

Niner
09-11-2007, 01:44 PM
yes i have a disturbance brewing down low too ... and i am about to eat a gas station calzone and slam a sweet tea ... its about to be on

You might want to make a "out of order" sign for the shitter. No one deserves to be in the same room when that shit gets passed.

scott3824
09-11-2007, 01:47 PM
You might want to make a "out of order" sign for the shitter. No one deserves to be in the same room when that shit gets passed.

this mornings was harsh ... right as i came out and started washing my hands an engineer came rushing in and went into the stall i just left - i know he had to be gagging ... i was snickering the whole time

MikeM
09-11-2007, 01:49 PM
must be if hes over 250 in 2nd or 3rd :shrugg

Well I dont know what to tell ya then, bornes been lucky so far. im 100-150 in 2nd and if I dont turn on my scotts, it shakes on the good ones. With the scotts cranked there is absolutely no shake at all.

I dont make excuses, I take them away. Niners right on this one, getting assfucked by your bike while you slide across the pavement isnt funny

Niner
09-11-2007, 01:52 PM
yeah db bars help ... if you are getting a rc51 top triple you might as well get db bars and call it a day :thumbsup

That's what I'm up in the air about. I know 100% I want to run the gixxer one. I just don't know what top triple, db bars or clipons, scotts damper or not. I need to figure that out.

MikeM
09-11-2007, 01:54 PM
That's what I'm up in the air about. I know 100% I want to run the gixxer one. I just don't know what top triple, db bars or clipons, scotts damper or not. I need to figure that out.

After getting into stoppies, im a big fan of adjustable dampers

Niner
09-11-2007, 01:54 PM
Well I dont know what to tell ya then, bornes been lucky so far. im 100-150 in 2nd and if I dont turn on my scotts, it shakes on the good ones. With the scotts cranked there is absolutely no shake at all.

I dont make excuses, I take them away. Niners right on this one, getting assfucked by your bike while you slide across the pavement isnt funny

It's the only reason I put the round bar on as well.

Niner
09-11-2007, 01:55 PM
After getting into stoppies, im a big fan of adjustable dampers

The gixxer is adjustable, just not on the fly. You just need to change the oil.

Skillz954
09-11-2007, 01:56 PM
I'd rather loop a wheelie than fuck up a stoppie....that shit scares me......that's why I really haven't tried them yet......

MikeM
09-11-2007, 01:57 PM
The gixxer is adjustable, just not on the fly. You just need to change the oil.

Id hate to see what you consider unadjustable

turning the scotts to 100% really makes a difference, even from 90%. problem is, you cant ride the bike on teh streets with it at 100% unless you never have to turn

Niner
09-11-2007, 01:58 PM
I'd rather loop a wheelie than fuck up a stoppie....that shit scares me......that's why I really haven't tried them yet......

I wasn't afraid of stoppies too much until I got a couple with headshake that moved the bars a good 15 or 20 degrees side to side. I swore off stoppies on the f4i until I got some type of damper hooked up.

Sho-Nuff
09-11-2007, 01:58 PM
I'd rather loop a wheelie than fuck up a stoppie....that shit scares me......that's why I really haven't tried them yet......
I looped a couple on the 50. Even that sucks real bad.

Niner
09-11-2007, 01:59 PM
I wasn't afraid of stoppies too much until I got a couple with headshake that moved the bars a good 15 or 20 degrees side to side. I swore off stoppies on the f4i until I got some type of damper hooked up.

I should focus on the fact that my front brakes don't even work at the moment and fix that problem before worrying about dampers.

Sho-Nuff
09-11-2007, 01:59 PM
I gotta go poop. Be back in a while.

Skillz954
09-11-2007, 02:02 PM
I looped a couple on the 50. Even that sucks real bad.

the thought of that made me "ohhhhh" out loud at my desk......you just know that hitting the pavement is just the beggining......

Niner
09-11-2007, 02:02 PM
I looped a couple on the 50. Even that sucks real bad.

I wonder if the 50 would be a good training device? With a leather jacket you wouldn't even feel a spill off the 50.

scott3824
09-11-2007, 02:03 PM
I should focus on the fact that my front brakes don't even work at the moment and fix that problem before worrying about dampers.

calipers falling off is not good

scott3824
09-11-2007, 02:04 PM
I wonder if the 50 would be a good training device? With a leather jacket you wouldn't even feel a spill off the 50.

no ... i got hurt worse doing stoppies on the 50 than the f4i ... going over is a much quicker action - not as much time to bail like on a big bike .... i landed face first once

TRICKY
09-11-2007, 02:07 PM
fiddy endos are mad fun now that I changed my brake lever, never went over yet but I think you have no chance to jump off the bike like on a big bike so you always eat the pavement...right?

Niner
09-11-2007, 02:08 PM
calipers falling off is not good

No shit. That scared the shit out of my for one reason: I always over torque the bolts on my bike a little to make sure they aren't falling off.

Niner
09-11-2007, 02:08 PM
no ... i got hurt worse doing stoppies on the 50 than the f4i ... going over is a much quicker action - not as much time to bail like on a big bike .... i landed face first once

But with a helmet, gloves, and a leather jacket with elbow and back padding.....

MikeM
09-11-2007, 02:09 PM
No shit. That scared the shit out of my for one reason: I always over torque the bolts on my bike a little to make sure they aren't falling off.

i put a drop of blue on shit like caliper bolts

Niner
09-11-2007, 02:10 PM
I wonder if it is the total travel of the forks or the length of the bike that makes stoppies loop over/ pick up faster or slower. The f4i picks up twice as fast as the DRZ.

MikeM
09-11-2007, 02:11 PM
But with a helmet, gloves, and a leather jacket with elbow and back padding.....

on my mtb endo flip last weekend i slid on my face and chest for a few feet. It didnt hurt at all. Get some good knee pads too, and possibly hip protection if you can find some

Niner
09-11-2007, 02:12 PM
on my mtb endo flip last weekend i slid on my face and chest for a few feet. It didnt hurt at all. Get some good knee pads too, and possibly hip protection if you can find some

Realistically it will snow before I get my shit all set up.

scott3824
09-11-2007, 02:12 PM
But with a helmet, gloves, and a leather jacket with elbow and back padding.....

dude ... just practice on the f4i

MikeM
09-11-2007, 02:12 PM
I wonder if it is the total travel of the forks or the length of the bike that makes stoppies loop over/ pick up faster or slower. The f4i picks up twice as fast as the DRZ.

Its how many degrees between flat and bp.

Niner
09-11-2007, 02:14 PM
Its how many degrees between flat and bp.

Isn't the rear tire lower on a motard at BP?

scott3824
09-11-2007, 02:14 PM
sweet i did good this week picking football games ... hoping to win the pool at work - 42 people at $20 a piece ....

Niner
09-11-2007, 02:15 PM
sweet i did good this week picking football games ... hoping to win the pool at work - 42 people at $20 a piece ....
I had to delete this. Even I'm not that big of an asshole.

scott3824
09-11-2007, 02:21 PM
I had to delete this. Even I'm not that big of an asshole.

maybe i can replace my dvd player if i win huh :whoopass

MikeM
09-11-2007, 02:23 PM
Isn't the rear tire lower on a motard at BP?

yes

you just feel like the f4i picks up faster, its in your head

Lets say you have to bring the f4i twice as high to achieve the same balance.. We'll say 2 feet just for comparrison sake.

When you bring the drz up to 2 feet, you're careful because you know thats close to floating. Bringing the f4i up to 2 feet isnt dangerous at all, so you do it faster.

Theres also the fact that if you Slowly bring the f4i up to 2 feet, you'll lose all your speed in under 2 seconds.

Niner
09-11-2007, 02:24 PM
maybe i can replace my dvd player if i win huh :whoopass

Yup. That sucks so bad it's beyond joking about.

Niner
09-11-2007, 02:26 PM
yes

you just feel like the f4i picks up faster, its in your head

Lets say you have to bring the f4i twice as high to achieve the same balance.. We'll say 2 feet just for comparrison sake.

When you bring the drz up to 2 feet, you're careful because you know thats close to floating. Bringing the f4i up to 2 feet isnt dangerous at all, so you do it faster.

Theres also the fact that if you Slowly bring the f4i up to 2 feet, you'll lose all your speed in under 2 seconds.

I'll have to pay attention next time I ride both side by side. The DRZ also has like 4-5" of suspension travel to go through before the ass end will even pick up.

MikeM
09-11-2007, 02:29 PM
I'll have to pay attention next time I ride both side by side. The DRZ also has like 4-5" of suspension travel to go through before the ass end will even pick up.

oh yeah thats another thing thats definitely a part of it

Skillz954
09-11-2007, 02:34 PM
Yup. That sucks so bad it's beyond joking about.

+1 that shit just ain't right

MikeM
09-11-2007, 02:37 PM
getting slooooow in here

might have to visit the last post contest

MikeM
09-11-2007, 02:38 PM
getting slooooow in here

might have to visit the last post contest

visited and quickly left. sometimes i need a reminder of why i hate women

scott3824
09-11-2007, 02:39 PM
oh man ... squirts are here .... hope the stalls are clear

Niner
09-11-2007, 02:39 PM
Time to read up on how to rebuild forks for the DRZ. The 954 ones have to be similar.

Sho-Nuff
09-11-2007, 02:41 PM
Time to read up on how to rebuild forks for the DRZ. The 954 ones have to be similar.
Doesn't the DRZ have conventional forks?

MikeM
09-11-2007, 02:42 PM
Doesn't the DRZ have conventional forks?

not the sm

Niner
09-11-2007, 02:44 PM
Time to read up on how to rebuild forks for the DRZ. The 954 ones have to be similar.

The damper rod removal tool is the special tool that's needed.

MikeM
09-11-2007, 02:44 PM
Im gonna read up on making a cooltube, which is basically a forced air cooled light fixture

Niner
09-11-2007, 02:44 PM
Doesn't the DRZ have conventional forks?

not the sm

Correct, but in my manual it was conventional forks.:tolietmon

Niner
09-11-2007, 02:45 PM
Im gonna read up on making a cooltube, which is basically a forced air cooled light fixture

Advantage?

Mr.Gix
09-11-2007, 02:46 PM
well my puppy made it through his nut surgery.

ScottFuries
09-11-2007, 02:46 PM
yeah db bars help ... if you are getting a rc51 top triple you might as well get db bars and call it a day :thumbsup

clip ons for life

ScottFuries
09-11-2007, 02:48 PM
Id hate to see what you consider unadjustable

turning the scotts to 100% really makes a difference, even from 90%. problem is, you cant ride the bike on teh streets with it at 100% unless you never have to turn

ride the streets with my gpr maxed out. before that my scotts...
i cant ride without it now.

ScottFuries
09-11-2007, 02:49 PM
if you ever rent an apartment do the land lord a favor and dont paint the walls lime green, then move out in 3 months.

Skillz954
09-11-2007, 02:50 PM
visited and quickly left. sometimes i need a reminder of why i hate women

+1.......blah blah blah......:ese:

Skillz954
09-11-2007, 02:51 PM
Hi Becky......How was your day pumpkin??

Sho-Nuff
09-11-2007, 02:52 PM
I'm thinking about enclosing my snowmobile trailer. I wonder what that would cost.

ScottFuries
09-11-2007, 02:53 PM
im still pissing way to much.
fuck.

ScottFuries
09-11-2007, 02:54 PM
ever since the sack ordeal of 06, my body is fucked.
i wish i just broke a leg or something...

Sho-Nuff
09-11-2007, 02:54 PM
I'm thinking about enclosing my snowmobile trailer. I wonder what that would cost.
It would cost me $1000 to buy the top fully assembled.

ScottFuries
09-11-2007, 02:55 PM
one more ailment and im getting a lawyer...

Mr.Gix
09-11-2007, 02:58 PM
the vet said he is groggy from the anastesia. no shit.

Skillz954
09-11-2007, 02:58 PM
ever since the sack ordeal of 06, my body is fucked.
i wish i just broke a leg or something...

shit nigga that's a no brainer.......:lobster:

Skillz954
09-11-2007, 02:59 PM
the vet said he is groggy from the anastesia. no shit.

keep him doped up man.......he's gonna wake up pissed off.....:twocents:

beckybBITCHES
09-11-2007, 03:00 PM
Hi Becky......How was your day pumpkin??

ok, i'm getting ready to take a shower because i smell and i need to wash my hair./...but i'm smoking first

how's yours?

MikeM
09-11-2007, 03:02 PM
Advantage?

less heat gets to your tomato plants

think of a 6" glass tube with a pair of big hps bulbs in it.

ScottFuries
09-11-2007, 03:02 PM
shit nigga that's a no brainer.......:lobster:

a friend of the family got a cyst removed from her face a lil bit ago...from the surgery she ended up with th same staff i have.
she got the same abcess but on her face. im pissed i cant imagine how pissed she is...

Mr.Gix
09-11-2007, 03:03 PM
keep him doped up man.......he's gonna wake up pissed off.....:twocents:

he has to stay overnight. i'm gonna miss him.

MikeM
09-11-2007, 03:05 PM
It would cost me $1000 to buy the top fully assembled.

home made enclosed trailers look real ghetto

Skillz954
09-11-2007, 03:05 PM
he has to stay overnight. i'm gonna miss him.

he'll be ok......will you be?? :homer

Skillz954
09-11-2007, 03:06 PM
home made enclosed trailers look real ghetto

I think he should make it look like his short bus avatar one....that way the more ghetto the better......we're talking a real eye sore here!! LOL

beckybBITCHES
09-11-2007, 03:08 PM
he'll be ok......will you be?? :homer

they're trying to say britney sucked so bad because she heard sarah silverman rehearse right before she went on stage to preform..i don't buy it.
do you?

beckybBITCHES
09-11-2007, 03:08 PM
Coooooooome Back Before I Go Shower Adam!!!!!!

beckybBITCHES
09-11-2007, 03:09 PM
now stop get wiggle with it

Mr.Gix
09-11-2007, 03:09 PM
he'll be ok......will you be?? :homer

no. he meets me at the door every day. it's gonna suck without him.

MikeM
09-11-2007, 03:11 PM
I think he should make it look like his short bus avatar one....that way the more ghetto the better......we're talking a real eye sore here!! LOL

yeah that would be pretty cool

beckybBITCHES
09-11-2007, 03:12 PM
yeah that would be pretty cool

heeeeeeeeeeeeey boyfriend!!! :bjspray

MikeM
09-11-2007, 03:13 PM
they're trying to say britney sucked so bad because she heard sarah silverman rehearse right before she went on stage to preform..i don't buy it.
do you?

lick my face!!

Skillz954
09-11-2007, 03:14 PM
they're trying to say britney sucked so bad because she heard sarah silverman rehearse right before she went on stage to preform..i don't buy it.
do you?

yeah I don't believe it either.......

MikeM
09-11-2007, 03:14 PM
heeeeeeeeeeeeey boyfriend!!! :bjspray

hello little girl

Sho-Nuff
09-11-2007, 03:14 PM
home made enclosed trailers look real ghetto
I would sheet it with the same corrugated metal they use. I just don't know if I can build the frame out of wood or not. Steel is heavy and expensive. Aluminum is light but super expensive. Do you think a 2x2 wood frame would hold up to highway speeds? I think the metal would give it strength.

beckybBITCHES
09-11-2007, 03:14 PM
lick my face!!

sit on mine...just kidding, that's pretty gross

Skillz954
09-11-2007, 03:15 PM
now stop get wiggle with it

oh I'll wiggle it Baby!!

beckybBITCHES
09-11-2007, 03:15 PM
yeah I don't believe it either.......

supposebly it was her sons bday...either that or kevin was just having his bday party with them....she sucks...and i'm hotter than her :clint:

Sho-Nuff
09-11-2007, 03:17 PM
supposebly it was her sons bday...either that or kevin was just having his bday party with them....she sucks...and i'm hotter than her :clint:
Prove it .

Skillz954
09-11-2007, 03:17 PM
I would sheet it with the same corrugated metal they use. I just don't know if I can build the frame out of wood or not. Steel is heavy and expensive. Aluminum is light but super expensive. Do you think a 2x2 wood frame would hold up to highway speeds? I think the metal would give it strength.

you gonna screw it or rivet it?? depends on the wood but like you said the metal will give it strength.......but I don't know.......

MikeM
09-11-2007, 03:18 PM
do the britney spears dance Becky

beckybBITCHES
09-11-2007, 03:19 PM
hello little girl

wanna makeout or do it?

MikeM
09-11-2007, 03:19 PM
I would sheet it with the same corrugated metal they use. I just don't know if I can build the frame out of wood or not. Steel is heavy and expensive. Aluminum is light but super expensive. Do you think a 2x2 wood frame would hold up to highway speeds? I think the metal would give it strength.

remember that wind pressure is a square function. maybe if take some extra steps in aerodynamics you could get away with it. like a v nose with a tapered top

Skillz954
09-11-2007, 03:19 PM
supposebly it was her sons bday...either that or kevin was just having his bday party with them....she sucks...and i'm hotter than her :clint:

apparently her kids b-day is today, but k-fuckup had the party that day to fuck with her at his house and even her parents were there......I bet they all watched and talked shit from the trailer park!!

being hotter than brittney is not saying much.......:twocents:

beckybBITCHES
09-11-2007, 03:20 PM
Prove it .

go to my myspace, i have a hot picture of me dt'ing sushi :thumbsup

MikeM
09-11-2007, 03:20 PM
wanna makeout or do it?

i want to choke you for attempting to wake me up this morning

beckybBITCHES
09-11-2007, 03:21 PM
apparently her kids b-day is today, but k-fuckup had the party that day to fuck with her at his house and even her parents were there......I bet they all watched and talked shit from the trailer park!!

being hotter than brittney is not saying much.......:twocents:

britney spears was fucking hot....she still is..i just think she sucks for doing it up photoshop and then performing and looking like crap in her costume choice.

beckybBITCHES
09-11-2007, 03:21 PM
i want to choke you for attempting to wake me up this morning

wanna punch me out during sex next time?

Sho-Nuff
09-11-2007, 03:22 PM
go to my myspace, i have a hot picture of me dt'ing sushi :thumbsup
I don't know your last name or email address. I tried to request you as you've deleted me once again but I couldn't.

beckybBITCHES
09-11-2007, 03:22 PM
http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewPicture&friendID=96428792&albumId=878369
who can see that?

beckybBITCHES
09-11-2007, 03:23 PM
I don't know your last name or email address. I tried to request you as you've deleted me once again but I couldn't.

becky_martin22@hotmail.com

MikeM
09-11-2007, 03:24 PM
I don't know your last name or email address. I tried to request you as you've deleted me once again but I couldn't.

she will delete you again if you dont frequently converse with her on myspace

MikeM
09-11-2007, 03:24 PM
http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewPicture&friendID=96428792&albumId=878369
who can see that?

not me

Niner
09-11-2007, 03:25 PM
http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewPicture&friendID=96428792&albumId=878369
who can see that?

You deleted me as a freind again? Oh well at least I don't have to read all your stupid bulletens now.

beckybBITCHES
09-11-2007, 03:25 PM
this picture was this past weekend :lobster:

beckybBITCHES
09-11-2007, 03:26 PM
You deleted me as a freind again? Oh well at least I don't have to read all your stupid bulletens now.

LMFAO! i do them maybe once or twice a week now

DBOUNCE1
09-11-2007, 03:26 PM
home made enclosed trailers look real ghetto

+1 we sell them once and a while they are funny

beckybBITCHES
09-11-2007, 03:26 PM
my boobs look invisible

Skillz954
09-11-2007, 03:27 PM
britney spears was fucking hot....she still is..i just think she sucks for doing it up photoshop and then performing and looking like crap in her costume choice.

I never thought so.....and apparently MTV had selected her outfit......but she thought hers looked better.......LOL She's a douche!!

beckybBITCHES
09-11-2007, 03:28 PM
I never thought so.....and apparently MTV had selected her outfit......but she thought hers looked better.......LOL She's a douche!!

kayne is done with mtv! he's on britney's side...what a douche, i no longer like him...just kidding haha

Sho-Nuff
09-11-2007, 03:28 PM
http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewPicture&friendID=96428792&albumId=878369
who can see that?
Not me.

This profile is set to private. This user must add
you as a friend to see his/her profile.

Niner
09-11-2007, 03:28 PM
my boobs look invisible

your friends aren't.:thumbsup

MikeM
09-11-2007, 03:28 PM
LMFAO! i do them maybe once or twice a week now

one a day on average

beckybBITCHES
09-11-2007, 03:29 PM
your friends aren't.:thumbsup

dude, my boobs are bigger than hers..i guess i had mad a bad decision in wearing that shirt.

DBOUNCE1
09-11-2007, 03:29 PM
im ready to leave work to go kill stuff again

beckybBITCHES
09-11-2007, 03:29 PM
one a day on average

you're right...i just did one. lol

Niner
09-11-2007, 03:29 PM
[QUOTE=beckybBITCHES;703199]dude, my boobs are bigger than hers...QUOTE]

Not in that picture.

Skillz954
09-11-2007, 03:29 PM
this picture was this past weekend :lobster:

I'd prolly bang both of them if I was drunk!!

MikeM
09-11-2007, 03:29 PM
this picture was this past weekend :lobster:

it would be hot if you two kissed

MikeM
09-11-2007, 03:30 PM
im ready to leave work to go kill stuff again

im ready to leave to go eat stuff again

beckybBITCHES
09-11-2007, 03:30 PM
I'd prolly bang both of them if I was drunk!!

i'm not going to hang up the phone so easily tonight :thumbsup

Skillz954
09-11-2007, 03:31 PM
kayne is done with mtv! he's on britney's side...what a douche, i no longer like him...just kidding haha

what is britney's side?? That she's an untalented douche??

beckybBITCHES
09-11-2007, 03:31 PM
it would be hot if you two kissed

i guess


i have to go shower and go get my kids now....then cheerleading camp..ooooooh boy :tolietmon

MikeM
09-11-2007, 03:31 PM
you're right...i just did one. lol

was it a stupid survey?

beckybBITCHES
09-11-2007, 03:32 PM
what is britney's side?? That she's an untalented douche??

no, that she sucked because she heard sarah silverman right before stage and she supposebly knew sarah was going to talk crap on her kids...ok then why didn't you kick her ass...dur..she's stupid
i'm going to shower, adios!

Skillz954
09-11-2007, 03:32 PM
i'm not going to hang up the phone so easily tonight :thumbsup

Damn......:whoopass

Sho-Nuff
09-11-2007, 03:32 PM
i guess


i have to go shower and go get my kids now....then cheerleading camp..ooooooh boy :tolietmon
Approve me.

Skillz954
09-11-2007, 03:33 PM
no, that she sucked because she heard sarah silverman right before stage and she supposebly knew sarah was going to talk crap on her kids...ok then why didn't you kick her ass...dur..she's stupid
i'm going to shower, adios!

the difference is sarah silverman was funny and still has a career!!

DBOUNCE1
09-11-2007, 03:33 PM
anybody ever look at what they make then look at their expences and is like "oh wow i should have all sorts of spare cash" but then at the end of the month or whenever you are like "where the fuck did it all go" hah or is that just me?

scott3824
09-11-2007, 03:34 PM
You deleted me as a freind again? Oh well at least I don't have to read all your stupid bulletens now.

:rotfl:

.

DBOUNCE1
09-11-2007, 03:34 PM
the difference is sarah silverman was funny and still has a career!!

haha truth and i think she is hot

MikeM
09-11-2007, 03:36 PM
anybody ever look at what they make then look at their expences and is like "oh wow i should have all sorts of spare cash" but then at the end of the month or whenever you are like "where the fuck did it all go" hah or is that just me?

Food. It costs $20 a day easily just to eat. Thats where all mine goes.

Skillz954
09-11-2007, 03:36 PM
haha truth and i think she is hot

+1 we obviously like crazy chicks dude!! :thumbsup

MikeM
09-11-2007, 03:36 PM
the difference is sarah silverman was funny and still has a career!!

this year

Skillz954
09-11-2007, 03:36 PM
Food. It costs $20 a day easily just to eat. Thats where all mine goes.

that's why I shop and make food for the week......I save quite a bit that way and still eat a lot......

DBOUNCE1
09-11-2007, 03:37 PM
+1 we obviously like crazy chicks dude!! :thumbsup

haha no shit but i refuse to accept that reality and i continue looking for a sane one

DBOUNCE1
09-11-2007, 03:37 PM
that's why I shop and make food for the week......I save quite a bit that way and still eat a lot......

like grocery shop?

Niner
09-11-2007, 03:38 PM
no, that she sucked because she heard sarah silverman right before stage and she supposebly knew sarah was going to talk crap on her kids...ok then why didn't you kick her ass...dur..she's stupid
i'm going to shower, adios!

Sara says she never rehersed that bit.

MikeM
09-11-2007, 03:38 PM
that's why I shop and make food for the week......I save quite a bit that way and still eat a lot......

i should put in a kitchen with running water so i can do that

DBOUNCE1
09-11-2007, 03:38 PM
Food. It costs $20 a day easily just to eat. Thats where all mine goes.


oh ya easily same here...so im on a new mission. i am doing an experiment i am trying to go 30 days without buying anything i don't need

DBOUNCE1
09-11-2007, 03:39 PM
i should put in a kitchen with running water so i can do that

are you living in a garage?

Niner
09-11-2007, 03:39 PM
anybody ever look at what they make then look at their expences and is like "oh wow i should have all sorts of spare cash" but then at the end of the month or whenever you are like "where the fuck did it all go" hah or is that just me?

Nope I always need to sit down for a solid half hour a week to come up with frivelous ways to spend all the extra money I have no use for.

MikeM
09-11-2007, 03:40 PM
oh ya easily same here...so im on a new mission. i am doing an experiment i am trying to go 30 days without buying anything i don't need

Im about 30 years into that one. I do have a shitload in the bank

MikeM
09-11-2007, 03:40 PM
are you living in a garage?

upstairs apartment

DBOUNCE1
09-11-2007, 03:40 PM
Nope I always need to sit down for a solid half hour a week to come up with frivelous ways to spend all the extra money I have no use for.



is that E sarcasm

MikeM
09-11-2007, 03:41 PM
is that E sarcasm

e-ninerism

MikeM
09-11-2007, 03:41 PM
now im so hungry it hurts. i want baked ziti, but i have pasta almost every day

DBOUNCE1
09-11-2007, 03:42 PM
Im about 30 years into that one. I do have a shitload in the bank

yes but you still buy shit you don't need and there is nothing wrong with that is a lifestlye choice. i have done the same thing too for years i mean looking around my house if is full of shit i am never gonna use and stupid wastes of money...Fuck i bought my 636 on an impulse i have ridden it 4 times

DBOUNCE1
09-11-2007, 03:42 PM
upstairs apartment

with no kitchen?

DBOUNCE1
09-11-2007, 03:43 PM
i love pasta