The dumbest girl

[MikeM]

This weekend I chilled with the dumbest girl ever. I gotta get a picture of her, shes basically 2 giant tits, and a life support system for them. And she works as a cocktail waitress so shes always wearing something where they bust out.
Shes so dumb I cant even have a conversation with her. Even my friend whos dumb as shit tried to talk to her and got fed up after 5 minutes. She laughs at everything. Whenever she talks, she laughs after every sentence...like a retarded kid who just got high. When shes around I have to tell her jokes the whole time so she keeps laughing instead of trying to talk.
The good part is shes my neighbor, right around the corner, 2 minutes walking distance... so that would make her a really good candidate for future booty calls.
Oh, get this.. Shes been to my house a few times, and like I said, she lives around the corner. I told her to come over, and she got lost on the way. Theres only one turn!! What a moron.
When I get her to make a porno I'm gonna "interview" her and post it so you can all laugh at her incoherent babblings.

[AliKatR6]

This weekend I chilled with the dumbest girl ever. I gotta get a picture of her, shes basically 2 giant tits, and a life support system for them. And she works as a cocktail waitress so shes always wearing something where they bust out.
Shes so dumb I cant even have a conversation with her. Even my friend whos dumb as shit tried to talk to her and got fed up after 5 minutes. She laughs at everything. Whenever she talks, she laughs after every sentence...like a retarded kid who just got high. When shes around I have to tell her jokes the whole time so she keeps laughing instead of trying to talk.
The good part is shes my neighbor, right around the corner, 2 minutes walking distance... so that would make her a really good candidate for future booty calls.
Oh, get this.. Shes been to my house a few times, and like I said, she lives around the corner. I told her to come over, and she got lost on the way. Theres only one turn!! What a moron.
When I get her to make a porno I'm gonna "interview" her and post it so you can all laugh at her incoherent babblings.

get a shock collar for her and zap her when she won't stop laughing. she's probably dumb enough to wear it. tell her it's from Tiffany's or something if you have to.

oh from experience-bad idea to fuck the neighbors.

[MamaTaz]

get a shock collar for her and zap her when she won't stop laughing. she's probably dumb enough to wear it. tell her it's from Tiffany's or something if you have to.





LMFAO!!! I would pay money to see that shit!!!

[MikeM]

She was trying to tell me a story about some guy that kicked her out of his car and left her somewhere. I couldnt stop laughing.

Maybe shes into s&m a little and will let me tie her up and gag her for long enough to nut.

[4up3down]

get a shock collar for her and zap her when she won't stop laughing. she's probably dumb enough to wear it. tell her it's from Tiffany's or something if you have to.

oh from experience-bad idea to fuck the neighbors.


alikat fucked her neighbors. im :shocked:

[MikeM]

alikat fucked her neighbors. im :shocked:
she was young and she needed the money :twocents:

[AliKatR6]

she was young and she needed the money :twocents:
sssshhhhhhh you weren't supposed to tell!!!!!!!

[JR929LOD]

I hate those. Just stuff her head in between the sofa cushions. You won't be able to hear her talk, she'll start suffocating and pumping back. You just stand there and enjoy the ride. Works even better if you got leather sofas.

[lill_Pierce]

This weekend I chilled with the dumbest girl ever. I gotta get a picture of her, shes basically 2 giant tits, and a life support system for them. And she works as a cocktail waitress so shes always wearing something where they bust out.
Shes so dumb I cant even have a conversation with her. Even my friend whos dumb as shit tried to talk to her and got fed up after 5 minutes. She laughs at everything. Whenever she talks, she laughs after every sentence...like a retarded kid who just got high. When shes around I have to tell her jokes the whole time so she keeps laughing instead of trying to talk.
The good part is shes my neighbor, right around the corner, 2 minutes walking distance... so that would make her a really good candidate for future booty calls.
Oh, get this.. Shes been to my house a few times, and like I said, she lives around the corner. I told her to come over, and she got lost on the way. Theres only one turn!! What a moron.
When I get her to make a porno I'm gonna "interview" her and post it so you can all laugh at her incoherent babblings.

Mike im gonna let you in on a little thing i like to call "THE UPPER HAND"....See you take this girl and mold her into what ever you want and she'll do any you want and you can treat her any way you want...Ive been the nice guy to every girl i have been with and in the end you end up getting fucked over...Im gonna give the nice guy thing one last time and after that its over...I am hitting the young and dumb and not stopping to i die...

[MikeM]

Mike im gonna let you in on a little thing i like to call "THE UPPER HAND"....See you take this girl and mold her into what ever you want and she'll do any you want and you can treat her any way you want...Ive been the nice guy to every girl i have been with and in the end you end up getting fucked over...Im gonna give the nice guy thing one last time and after that its over...I am hitting the young and dumb and not stopping to i die...
You cant mold a rock. And thats what she is, or at least whats in her head.

[lill_Pierce]

You cant mold a rock. And thats what she is, or at least whats in her head.

Mike i thought you were better then that...Youre going to tell me that you couldnt make that girl think that youre king? you can teach a dog, so you can teach an idiot.....

[MikeM]

Mike i thought you were better then that...Youre going to tell me that you couldnt make that girl think that youre king? you can teach a dog, so you can teach an idiot.....
I spent the last 3.5 years training my ex. I dont want to do that again.

[jd450]

Oh, get this.. Shes been to my house a few times, and like I said, she lives around the corner. I told her to come over, and she got lost on the way. Theres only one turn!! What a moron.

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: that made my fucking day, fucking hilarious !!!! hey, atleast if things go sour, you wont have to worry about a stalker, or her coming over unwanted, right ? :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

[AliKatR6]

Mike im gonna let you in on a little thing i like to call "THE UPPER HAND"....See you take this girl and mold her into what ever you want and she'll do any you want and you can treat her any way you want...Ive been the nice guy to every girl i have been with and in the end you end up getting fucked over...Im gonna give the nice guy thing one last time and after that its over...I am hitting the young and dumb and not stopping to i die...
now tell me do you REALLY want some stepford wife??? wouldn't that get boring to have someone who'll do what you want all the time and be just what you want her to be.
it's not about being a nice guy or jerk, just finding someone actually compatable with you. the key word here is "compatable"
i'd rather be with some one who challenges me intellectually and for who i would want to be a better person (not a molded creation) and i would never want a guy who always did what i said, kinda robotic and freaky if you ask me.

[lill_Pierce]

now tell me do you REALLY want some stepford wife??? wouldn't that get boring to have someone who'll do what you want all the time and be just what you want her to be.
it's not about being a nice guy or jerk, just finding someone actually compatable with you. the key word here is "compatable"
i'd rather be with some one who challenges me intellectually and for who i would want to be a better person (not a molded creation) and i would never want a guy who always did what i said, kinda robotic and freaky if you ask me.

Right and wrong...heres an example, i have a brother thats on here once and a while but rides for RM his name is swank...That kid walks all over girls and treats them like shit...i did that once and it worked, i started being nice and bam back to all girls are bitches...i also said nothing about making her your wife, if she isnt right then you never get married to her....just have them for a while and when youre done you move on...girls think that guys are all dicks, well thats cause you made us this way...

[AliKatR6]

Right and wrong...heres an example, i have a brother thats on here once and a while but rides for RM his name is swank...That kid walks all over girls and treats them like shit...i did that once and it worked, i started being nice and bam back to all girls are bitches...i also said nothing about making her your wife, if she isnt right then you never get married to her....just have them for a while and when youre done you move on...girls think that guys are all dicks, well thats cause you made us this way...
i know the way that works....it's stupid but that's the way things are lots of times...but if that's the kind of girl you want (even for a little bit) then that's on you.
it's an evil mean cycle and you guys make us as cynical as we make you...eventually we all grow up and figure out what we really want and stop playing around. i treated guys like dirt when i was younger and you know what i feel really bad that i ever did that to someone and i've been treated badly in the past too...who's the bigger person, the one who gives in to the game because that's all that "seems" to work, or the person who can move on and not try to hurt others, but treat them like you would like to be treated even though you've been stomped on before? Would you like some jerk to treat your sister like a bitch????
You'll find that eventually you won't like treating someone like shit, you won't feel very good about yourself. especially if she was a really good girl.

[MikeM]

Just for clarification:
This girl is a piece, nothing more. I just want someone to help me ejaculate until I find some quality gf material. Im not going to treat her like shit and im not going to be her sugar daddy.

[AliKatR6]

Just for clarification:
This girl is a piece, nothing more. I just want someone to help me ejaculate until I find some quality gf material. Im not going to treat her like shit and im not going to be her sugar daddy.
lol i know your position on her.
if you stick your dick in her mouth you won't have to listen to her talk and then she can be more useful.

[lill_Pierce]

i know the way that works....it's stupid but that's the way things are lots of times...but if that's the kind of girl you want (even for a little bit) then that's on you.
it's an evil mean cycle and you guys make us as cynical as we make you...eventually we all grow up and figure out what we really want and stop playing around. i treated guys like dirt when i was younger and you know what i feel really bad that i ever did that to someone and i've been treated badly in the past too...who's the bigger person, the one who gives in to the game because that's all that "seems" to work, or the person who can move on and not try to hurt others, but treat them like you would like to be treated even though you've been stomped on before? Would you like some jerk to treat your sister like a bitch????
You'll find that eventually you won't like treating someone like shit, you won't feel very good about yourself. especially if she was a really good girl.

i dont let my sister date, i know that doesnt work and she does it anyways but i make sure that little fucker knows im comming after him if he ever fucks with her....I have been extra nice and done way more for all the girls i have been with and not one hasnt fucked me over...every girl ive been with has fuck me in one way or another...why is it fair for everyone else to do it and not me...I really dont think i could be an asshole to a girl im with but why is it ok for them to acted that way to me? im just saying you can only be nice for so long and get fuck for so long till shit stops and you play their games with them...

[fabes]

lol i know your position on her.
if you stick your dick in her mouth you won't have to listen to her talk and then she can be more useful.
God I love it when you talk dirty

[AliKatR6]

i dont let my sister date, i know that doesnt work and she does it anyways but i make sure that little fucker knows im comming after him if he ever fucks with her....I have been extra nice and done way more for all the girls i have been with and not one hasnt fucked me over...every girl ive been with has fuck me in one way or another...why is it fair for everyone else to do it and not me...I really dont think i could be an asshole to a girl im with but why is it ok for them to acted that way to me? im just saying you can only be nice for so long and get fuck for so long till shit stops and you play their games with them...
life isn't fair, people all aren't nice...you can't control others and how they are but you can sure as hell decide you won't let someone esle dictate who you are gonna be.
you can go ahead and do it, but then you'll be another statistic and jerk out there making the whole thing worse. or you can take a break and look for someone who will not take you for granted. if a girl acts like a jerk to you then just up and leave her, you should not be treated badly either, but that requires you to step up and say "you're not worth it, and i'm finding better"
don't let yourself get fucked over, that's the whole thing.
you can't make some one appreciate you or love you, but you can not tolerate letting some one walk all over you.
then after you leave, there's a good chance they'll realize what they lost. TRUST ME THIS IS TRUE (my no longer ex will tell you this, and he got lucky that i was single when he came back, but i'm still taking things slow)
fuck games...i'm too old for that crap and i refuse to play.

[MamaTaz]

fuck games...i'm too old for that crap and i refuse to play.



+1

[pavementeater]

this is hilarious. Cum dumpster until something comes along that works out. haha..