Galactic Ruler looking for queen or sex slave

[General_ZOD]

5'9 exiled kryptonian looking for woman to clean, cook, and satisfy. Must be open to midnight capering, hating son of Jor-el, fixing broken walls and other household objects that could suffer the fury of awesome stregnth.

No smokers, unless they are a smoking corpse due to my x-ray vision!!!!

All Hail ZOD!

[Dubness]

No you need therapy.

[Little D]

No you need therapy.

that fucker don't need thrapy he needs to be in a padded room in a straight jacket
and he needs alot of bitchsalps :bitchsla: :bitchsla: :bitchsla: :bitchsla: :bitchsla: :bitchsla: :bitchsla: :bitchsla: :bitchsla: :bitchsla: :bitchsla: :bitchsla: :bitchsla: :bitchsla: :bitchsla: :bitchsla: :bitchsla: :bitchsla: :bitchsla: :bitchsla: :bitchsla: :bitchsla: :bitchsla: :bitchsla: :bitchsla: :bitchsla: :bitchsla: :bitchsla: because thats all heel get he aint never getting any pussy :bitchsla: :bitchsla: :bitchsla: :bitchsla: :bitchsla: :bitchsla: :bitchsla:
and if he did they would have to be def dum and blind

[Sean24]

why do people make these gay SN's with characters in them like million dollar man and rambo and now zod from superman

[General_ZOD]

that fucker don't need thrapy he needs to be in a padded room in a straight jacket
and he needs alot of bitchsalps :bitchsla: :bitchsla: :bitchsla: :bitchsla: :bitchsla: :bitchsla: :bitchsla: :bitchsla: :bitchsla: :bitchsla: :bitchsla: :bitchsla: :bitchsla: :bitchsla: :bitchsla: :bitchsla: :bitchsla: :bitchsla: :bitchsla: :bitchsla: :bitchsla: :bitchsla: :bitchsla: :bitchsla: :bitchsla: :bitchsla: :bitchsla: :bitchsla: because thats all heel get he aint never getting any pussy :bitchsla: :bitchsla: :bitchsla: :bitchsla: :bitchsla: :bitchsla: :bitchsla:
and if he did they would have to be def dum and blind

Zod went to only the finest academy in the galaxy. Krypt U. Let's go back to school, shall we? First it's therapy. *Bitch slap, not salp. It's he'll not heel. Finally: deaf, dumb, and blind........

I am available for tutoring, but I have no time for tomfoolry b/c I will take you straight up to the statosphere and let you drop. Why? Because I can fly, shitheads.

[AzN~BoI_585]

Zod may be able to fly around in womens pantyhose...but i bet that needle dick cant whoolie :fiddy:

[General_ZOD]

I would pick your bike up and hurl it over a building. Now are you sorry?

[Little D]

I would pick your bike up and hurl it over a building. Now are you sorry?


dude you need to grow up quit acting like a fag :gay: :gay: :gay: :gay:

[scott3824]

check out this whore i banged last night

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y107/scott3824/whore.jpg

[T Card]

check out this whore i banged last night

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y107/scott3824/whore.jpg

Thats one fine piece of Krypton ass.

[Steady T]

Zod may be able to fly around in womens pantyhose...but i bet that needle dick cant whoolie...

this coming from a person whose quote is "eat my ass"

i have heard that many american businessmen will pay high dollar for an ass-eating asian-boy.

[Steady T]

fingers no worky

[FoxxGirl]

This dude needs some serious fuckin help!!!!!!! There is no way your goin to find a girl talkin some stupid nonsence like that!

[MikeM]

5'9 exiled kryptonian looking for woman to clean, cook, and satisfy. Must be open to midnight capering, hating son of Jor-el, fixing broken walls and other household objects that could suffer the fury of awesome stregnth.

No smokers, unless they are a smoking corpse due to my x-ray vision!!!!

All Hail ZOD!
You should just go kidnap Foxxgirl, she doesnt live that far

[richfunk]

hey i want to kid nap foxxgirl... back off ZOD.. :flipoff: cause i'll beat your ass.. and send you back to that little mirror floating around in space.. u retarded man baby..

[ILOVESTRIPPERS]

:wackit:

[t money]

somebody boo this man :wtf:

[FoxxGirl]

You should just go kidnap Foxxgirl, she doesnt live that far


hey how about you kidnap mike cuz we all know hes got a pussy!!! :eek:

[General_ZOD]

Big D - ZOD loves to swing, how did you know? It's all about cumming.

Do not call my woman a whore. She would cut your weak earth penis off with her pussy lips.

[Little D]

what ever trips your trigger you fucking fag

and plus I wouldn't fuck you suposed girl friend I don't know what diseases she's carrying by the way quit being a retard wait no that's how you function cock hole :1hifu: :1hifu: :1hifu: :1hifu: :1hifu: :1hifu: :jerkit: :jerkit: :jerkit: :jerkit: :jerkit: :jerkit: :1hifu: :1hifu: :1hifu: :1hifu: :1hifu: :jerkit: :jerkit: :1hifu: :1hifu:

[FoxxGirl]

what ever trips your trigger you fucking fag

and plus I wouldn't fuck you suposed girl friend I don't know what diseases she's carrying by the way quit being a retard wait no that's how you function cock hole :1hifu: :1hifu: :1hifu: :1hifu: :1hifu: :1hifu: :jerkit: :jerkit: :jerkit: :jerkit: :jerkit: :jerkit: :1hifu: :1hifu: :1hifu: :1hifu: :1hifu: :jerkit: :jerkit: :1hifu: :1hifu:


haha lmao!!!!!!!!!! :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

[Little D]

haha lmao!!!!!!!!!! :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

hey the fucktard deserves it he is a fuckin fuck face fucker

[FoxxGirl]

hey the fucktard deserves it he is a fuckin fuck face fucker


haha yeah hes fuckin weird! lol well im not a good canidate anyways cuz im a smoker! haha i wont quit for anyone.

[Little D]

If he doesn't like smokers that's his problem


but hey he's a cock smoking terd burgler

[Dan]

you all dislike this guy right? then quit talking to him simple as that....don't wanna read his posts/replys......don't click on em....same goes for the rest of the fucks now


rambo
kingtuts
million dollar man
benny chains aka 4up3down Etc

dont like these guys...dont respond to them.

[T Card]

you all dislike this guy right? then quit talking to him simple as that....don't wanna read his posts/replys......don't click on em....same goes for the rest of the fucks now


rambo
kingtuts
million dollar man
benny chains aka 4up3down Etc

dont like these guys...dont respond to them.

Ohh.. I burnt my tongue..

[Dan]

Ohh.. I burnt my tongue..
oh you die now!

[General_ZOD]

Big D- If you tried to hit me your knuckles would break and then I would completly shred you. You talk like what earthling call "Gangster". It doesn't make a very intimidating opponent in duel. You have see my actions. All you have is chit and chat.

Foxgirl - I would swoon in a matter of earth minutes by my prowess and stature. I am hung as a zang zar. You would not know what one is but to compare to something you do know I guess it would be..... hmmm- an earth elephant. Mind you though a zang zar compared to an elephant is like a horse compared to a canine. So you get the picture. My genitals make Big D's look like that of an infant.

Kneel bitches!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Little D]

Big D- If you tried to hit me your knuckles would break and then I would completly shred you. You talk like what earthling call "Gangster". It doesn't make a very intimidating opponent in duel. You have see my actions. All you have is chit and chat.

Foxgirl - I would swoon in a matter of earth minutes by my prowess and stature. I am hung as a zang zar. You would not know what one is but to compare to something you do know I guess it would be..... hmmm- an earth elephant. Mind you thoung a zang zar compared to an elephant is like a horse compared to a canine. So you get the picture. My genitals make Big D's look like that of an infant.

Kneel bitches!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

quit talking about my junk fag

where do you live cause I will go out of my way to drive to your house and kick your fucking ass you cock smokeing little bitch and quit talking shit because I know you can't back it up oh and your fucking with a 10th decree black belt so tell me where you live the next time you decide to talk shit about me got it!!!!!!!!!

[General_ZOD]

I struck a nerve? ewwwwwww

I live in the Governor's mansion. His power was easily seazed by me, ZOD. I will keep talking "shit" as you like to call it.

10th degree black belt in Tae' Kwon Do doesnt' mean anything to a Kryptonian. (I had to google it - I did not recognize the termonolgy for it is a weak form of hum-an fighting)

I would punch your head off your shoulders. You got that.

Run on sentences I assume, are a product of Earth's public school system.

[Little D]

I struck a nerve? ewwwwwww

I live in the Governor's mansion. His power was easily seazed by me, ZOD. I will keep talking "shit" as you like to call it.

10th degree black belt in Tae' Kwon Do doesnt' mean anything to a Kryptonian. (I had to google it - I did not recognize the termonolgy for it is a weak form of hum-an fighting)

I would punch your head off your shoulders. You got that.

Run on sentences I assume, are a product of Earth's public school system.

you fuckin nerd you keep talking like that no wonder you've never been laid hell I've been laid and I'm 15

[General_ZOD]

Ha! Your young, weak, and nimble bones would be easily crushed in my grasp.

You being laid makes ZOD laugh hardily. You wish upon the 8th moon Anthenon.

[General_ZOD]

It is ZOD's knowledge that prepubecent Earth younglings could not operate (primitve) gravitiy-bound steering mobiles. Hence, your parental units would have to "drive" you over to kick my "ass" as you put it. If anyone's ass would be punished it would be yours, because I would tear it off your body with my strong clutch.

[Little D]

Ha! Your young, weak, and nimble bones would be easily crushed in my grasp.

You being laid makes ZOD laugh hardily. You wish upon the 8th moon Anthenon.



one your the pussy two talking like that will never get you anywhere and three you need to get your jollys off somewhere else



























































































homo

[General_ZOD]

If you were to catagorize it would be

1.

2. or you would use correct capitalization and commas.

How I know this more than you is perplexing, my Needle Dicked Earthling. I was raised to speak and write in the language of my home planet. You are just lazy, which explains why you would be easily dominated.

[FoxxGirl]

Big D- If you tried to hit me your knuckles would break and then I would completly shred you. You talk like what earthling call "Gangster". It doesn't make a very intimidating opponent in duel. You have see my actions. All you have is chit and chat.

Foxgirl - I would swoon in a matter of earth minutes by my prowess and stature. I am hung as a zang zar. You would not know what one is but to compare to something you do know I guess it would be..... hmmm- an earth elephant. Mind you though a zang zar compared to an elephant is like a horse compared to a canine. So you get the picture. My genitals make Big D's look like that of an infant.

Kneel bitches!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Um I dont kneel for fag's and why dont u use your so called huge unit on your boyfriend were it belongs

[Little D]

It is ZOD's knowledge that prepubecent Earth younglings could not operate (primitve) gravitiy-bound steering mobiles. Hence, your parental units would have to "drive" you over to kick my "ass" as you put it. If anyone's ass would be punished it would be yours, because I would tear it off your body with my strong clutch.


he's talking about molesting me ha he is a homo

and plus I already have my drivers licence dick :1hifu: :1hifu: :1hifu: :1hifu: :1hifu: :1hifu: :1hifu: :1hifu: :1hifu: :1hifu: :1hifu: :1hifu: :1hifu: :1hifu: :1hifu: :1hifu: :1hifu: :1hifu: :1hifu: :1hifu:

[Little D]

Um I dont kneel for fag's and why dont u use your so called huge unit on your boyfriend were it belongs


she would probably want me more than you any way zod



no ofence foxxgirl just trying to prove a point

[General_ZOD]

Fox- Usually for non-whorish Earth Females, I would have to cut their pussies to their buttholes in order to make it accomidating for my steller penis. Though I can see you have been stretched enough by Earth penis so I wouldn't have to. I would say Big D had a hand in this but I can tell he is the type that is often asked "Is it in yet?".

Kneel!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[General_ZOD]

Oh and if you were refering to Non as my lover, he is not. Merely my trusted body guard.

[Little D]

Oh and if you were refering to Non as my lover, he is not. Merely my trusted body guard.


shut your cock hole you penis puffing dick sucking homo you need to find more things to fill your day

[FoxxGirl]

Fox- Usually for non-whorish Earth Females, I would have to cut their pussies to their buttholes in order to make it accomidating for my steller penis. Though I can see you have been stretched enough by Earth penis so I wouldn't have to. I would say Big D had a hand in this but I can tell he is the type that is often asked "Is it in yet?".

Kneel!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


hmm never had any complaints about bein so called stretch but hey in my past expierences guys who brag about there units dont have much of a unit to brag about!

[General_ZOD]

I am ZOD not puny Eath penis -like Lil' D over there. Yeah that's right, wanna fight? grrrrrr

[Little D]

I am ZOD not puny Eath penis -like Lil' D over there. Yeah that's right, wanna fight? grrrrrr

yeah ill fight your bitch ass I may be 15 but I'm 6 foot 3 and 230 pounds with 15% body fat and I lift weights 6hours every other day and can bench 300 pounds so you wanna fuck with me that's your funeral BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[General_ZOD]

eeeeewwwwwwww. The bigger you are, the harder you fall. It is highly unlikley you only have 15% body fat. With your measurments it is impossible. I consulted my hu-man anatomy book. So, ..you're a liar. Bench press 300 lbs.? You're a liar first of all, so I don't believe your "fish" tale (ha-ha). Even so, I can pick cement trucks up and send them crashing into your trailer. Now are you sorry? Hail ZOD!

[Little D]

eeeeewwwwwwww. The bigger you are, the harder you fall. It is highly unlikley you only have 15% body fat. With your measurments it is impossible. I consulted my hu-man anatomy book. So, ..you're a liar. Bench press 300 lbs.? You're a liar first of all, so I don't believe your "fish" tale (ha-ha). Even so, I can pick cement trucks up and send them crashing into your trailer. Now are you sorry? Hail ZOD!


First off nothing is impossible and you just need to shut you fucking mouth and don't call me a liar your the liar Quote I can pic up cement trucks and throw them into your trailer unquote so you need to think over your responce the next time you want to call me a liar you fucking homo :1hifu: :1hifu: :1hifu: :1hifu: :1hifu: :1hifu: :1hifu: :1hifu: :1hifu: :1hifu: :1hifu: :1hifu: :1hifu: :1hifu: :1hifu: :1hifu: :1hifu: :1hifu: :1hifu: :1hifu: :1hifu: :1hifu: :1hifu: :1hifu: :1hifu: :1hifu: :1hifu: :1hifu: :1hifu: :1hifu: :1hifu: :1hifu: :1hifu: :1hifu: :1hifu: :1hifu: :1hifu: :1hifu: :jerkit: :jerkit: :jerkit: :jerkit: :jerkit: :jerkit: :jerkit: :jerkit: :jerkit: :jerkit: :jerkit: :jerkit: :jerkit: :jerkit: :jerkit: :jerkit: :jerkit: :jerkit: :jerkit: :jerkit: :jerkit: :jerkit: :jerkit: :jerkit: :jerkit: :jerkit: :jerkit: :jerkit: :jerkit: :jerkit: :jerkit: :jerkit: :jerkit: :jerkit: :jerkit: :jerkit: :jerkit: :jerkit: :jerkit: :jerkit: :jerkit: :jerkit: :jerkit: :jerkit: :jerkit: :jerkit: :jerkit: :jerkit:

[warbuk]

First off nothing is impossible and you just need to shut you fucking mouth and don't call me a liar your the liar Quote I can pic up cement trucks and throw them into your trailer unquote so you need to think over your responce the next time you want to call me a liar you fucking homo :1hifu: :1hifu: :1hifu: :1hifu: :1hifu: :1hifu: :1hifu: :1hifu: :1hifu: :1hifu: :1hifu: :1hifu: :1hifu: :1hifu: :1hifu: :1hifu: :1hifu: :1hifu: :1hifu: :1hifu: :1hifu: :1hifu: :1hifu: :1hifu: :1hifu: :1hifu: :1hifu: :1hifu: :1hifu: :1hifu: :1hifu: :1hifu: :1hifu: :1hifu: :1hifu: :1hifu: :1hifu: :1hifu: :jerkit: :jerkit: :jerkit: :jerkit: :jerkit: :jerkit: :jerkit: :jerkit: :jerkit: :jerkit: :jerkit: :jerkit: :jerkit: :jerkit: :jerkit: :jerkit: :jerkit: :jerkit: :jerkit: :jerkit: :jerkit: :jerkit: :jerkit: :jerkit: :jerkit: :jerkit: :jerkit: :jerkit: :jerkit: :jerkit: :jerkit: :jerkit: :jerkit: :jerkit: :jerkit: :jerkit: :jerkit: :jerkit: :jerkit: :jerkit: :jerkit: :jerkit: :jerkit: :jerkit: :jerkit: :jerkit: :jerkit: :jerkit:
dude, this is prolly a 12 year old kid jerking you around. ur doing nothing but adding fuel to da fire.

[Little D]

Oh did I strike a nerve he's not responding I new you were a bitch zod :1hifu: :1hifu: :1hifu: :1hifu: :1hifu: :jerkit: :jerkit: :jerkit: :jerkit: :asshole: :asshole: :asshole: :finger: :finger: :finger: :finger: :finger: :blabla: :blabla: :blabla: :blabla: :flamethr: :flamethr: :blabla: :blabla: :plzdie: :plzdie: :plzdie: :plzdie: :plzdie: :plzdie: :plzdie: :flipoff: :flipoff: :flipoff: :flipoff: :flipoff: :flipoff: :flipoff: :flipoff: :flipoff:

[Dan]

Oh did I strike a nerve he's not responding I new you were a bitch zod :1hifu: :1hifu: :1hifu: :1hifu: :1hifu: :jerkit: :jerkit: :jerkit: :jerkit: :asshole: :asshole: :asshole: :finger: :finger: :finger: :finger: :finger: :blabla: :blabla: :blabla: :blabla: :flamethr: :flamethr: :blabla: :blabla: :plzdie: :plzdie: :plzdie: :plzdie: :plzdie: :plzdie: :plzdie: :flipoff: :flipoff: :flipoff: :flipoff: :flipoff: :flipoff: :flipoff: :flipoff: :flipoff:
Ok buddy you need to chill it out......

[General_ZOD]

You said "First.....", what was the second point?

My only point is I have super powers, and completely crushing a 15 year old would take a matter of seconds, and then I woudl be board again. Kneel you LIAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Little D]

zod if you stop talking shit ill stop talking shit "agree or do you disagree" ??????????

[Dan]

zod if you stop talking shit ill stop talking shit "agree or do you disagree" ??????????
no i agree you'll quit talking shit and act normal....drop the internet tough guy act kid.

[Little D]

no i agree you'll quit talking shit and act normal....drop the internet tough guy act kid.

stop calling me kid i hate that would you please stop calling me kid

[Dan]

stop calling me kid i hate that would you please stop calling me kid
it was the first time i called you kid, but i guess.

[General_ZOD]

I disagree kiddo

[Little D]

I disagree kiddo

Why are you trying to start shit I stopped and so should you

[FoxxGirl]

zod if you stop talking shit ill stop talking shit "agree or do you disagree" ??????????


You both just need to STFU, this is gay! You can tell your both prolly young cuz you guys just keep bitchin back and forth. Most people just learn to ignore dumbass people and get on with there lives.

[General_ZOD]

You sound fresh and tender. Date w/ ZOD? Be my sex slave? I usually don't date slags but I'll do 'er.

[Little D]

You sound fresh and tender. Date w/ ZOD? Be my sex slave? I usually don't date slags but I'll do 'er.


not to start shit but you need to stop talking like that to women

[General_ZOD]

You going to make ZOD stop. You and what army? Even if you had an army, it would be flattened. Go back to school youngling.

[FoxxGirl]

You sound fresh and tender. Date w/ ZOD? Be my sex slave? I usually don't date slags but I'll do 'er.


Ok you are a fuckin immture and you just need to drop the fuckin act cuz its old and no one wants to hear about it anymore! :1hifu: