Damaged Goods. Chick fell off at 100+ mph...

[motopsyko32]

Saw this on another forum. dont know the real story behind this...

[myyellowschwinn]

shiiiiiiiiit
put a band aid on it and hit that shit nigga

[Miss Chievous]

holy fuckin ouch :eek:

[TRICKY]

damn....she is a beauty....I hope that shit heals good! :eek:

[motopsyko32]

shiiiiiiiiit
put a band aid on it and hit that shit nigga
With some Neosporin?

[Z-UNIT]

darwin

[CJ. thePyro]

ouch thats gotta feel good

[T-NECK]

yummy.

[Craig_xB]

Damn....wonder if she gots any nipple left.



+1 on the darwin

[kern0079]

Down at +100 and thats it for damage!!! That looks like 40mph rash.

[JONESER]

I bet she was wearing all her gear... :rolleyes:

She is hot though...

[phaze2]

WOW... Talk about FULL body rash holy shit....

i bet who ever was driving got a nice ass beating from he father or maybe she was driving????..... :bitchsla:

[kern0079]

I bet she was wearing all her gear... :rolleyes:

She is hot though...


All her gear!!! Hahaha, she will next time.

[jaydubs85]

Dam that had to hurt

[Joey D]

:unf:

[Joey D]

MikeM is sooo gonna be all over this pic

[fat_sac]

:unf:
+1 yo!

[Evan]

Her name is Brit she lives in Arizona or New Mexico I think.

She was a passenger and just fell off the back at 120mph. She claims that her visor flipped up and then she got parachuted off the back, sounds more like she sat up and tried to fuck with her visor to me but who knows...

She slid over 500 ft. and I don't know how much clothing she had on. She even ground-off half of her left boob.

Considering what she has been through she has a very good attitude about life and what happened to her, doesn't sound like she's letting it get her down too bad which I admire alot. I know some people who stub their own tow then act crippled for 2 months.

She has a MySpace page but I don't know the address. She has the pics and her whole story on there. She's in my friends list if you feel like searching through 18 pages for it www.myspace.com/goofyfuck

-E

[motopsyko32]

http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=27132188&blogID=63944626&MyToken=54824b26-ad59-4a7f-a1a0-40d8ed67a1ac

[Syncerre]

looks hurt .....but still got milk for me :pimp:

[Crazy D]

I got three stitches on my pinky finger from loopin my mini . Now that hurt .

http://img381.imageshack.us/img381/3976/mypocketbike1op.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

:rolleyes:

http://img96.imageshack.us/img96/1995/crashfiddy26is.gif (http://imageshack.us)

[Woo'sPiece]

OUCH! :wideeyed:

[Red]

Oh man, that's a lot of rash!! That covers a good percentage of her body. :shocked:

[lucifer1083]

thats alot of rash. hope she heals good.

[roadrashbrit]

Yeah kids, thats me. And thats 2 1/2 months AFTER the accident. I spent 2 months in the hospital, got out the day before Thanksgiving. So yes, I'm sure you would all hit it, because thats how we fuckin do it in this industry. And yes, it hurt. It was 50% body coverage of 3rd degree roadrash burns. The scars you see are all skin grafts, from my thighs, the only place on my body that wasn't directly affected. I was not wearing all my gear, just the hemet. The visor flipped open on me at 120mph on the highway and I went right off the back, no slowin down, nothin. I tumbled and slid 528 feet. So if you wanna make jokes, joke about someone else, cuz I almost died. But it's all good, thanks to all the people who were acually concerend. I am doin just fine and back on the R1 already.

[roadrashbrit]

Oh yeah, the blog about the whole accident is on myspace, the link is in another thread, but here's my page:

www.myspace.com/brit2morrow

And its not so hard to be nice boys is it?

I do ride, this wasnt just a first time passenger situation. Think what you will. I know the truth. And I'm prolly tougher than most of you kids ;)

[motopsyko32]

I'm sure you would all hit it, because thats how we fuckin do it in this industry.
what industry exactly are we talking about?

Welcome BTW

[Rider28x]

what industry exactly are we talking about?

Welcome BTW

Riding Industry?

Welcome.... I replied back to your message on MySpace :cool:

[motopsyko32]

if it is referring to the riding industry then the "I would still hit it" comments dont apply.. Thats why I ask...

[JDizzel]

ouch!

[Z-UNIT]

I do ride, this wasnt just a first time passenger situation. Think what you will. I know the truth. And I'm prolly tougher than most of you kids ;)


better to be thought a fool than open your mouth and remove all doubt.

[Sean24]

damn that sucks, and shes a ex marine....cool

[Joey D]

Now that we got all that out of the way... Let's see some naked pics...

[Rider28x]

You all know me as Alex Kelm...

Her last name is KELM too... omg

[Sean24]

You all know me as Alex Kelm...

Her last name is KELM too... omg
alex, dont get all retarded with this chick, like u do with every other girl on here and stuntlife :gay:

[Joey D]

alex, dont get all retarded with this chick, like u do with every other girl on here and stuntlife :gay:



lmao. I bet it's already too late. Her and the cutter chick would get along well together.

[FoxyLadyF4i]

That's probably the number one thing that scares me about riding/stunting, MOTHER FUCKING ROADRASH! I'd rather break a bone than have roadrash for the rest of my life. I'm delicate

[T-NECK]

That's probably the number one thing that scares me about riding/stunting, MOTHER FUCKING ROADRASH! I'd rather break a bone than have roadrash for the rest of my life. I'm delicate

road rash rocks.

[FoxyLadyF4i]

Road rash does not rock. +1 to Brit formaking it through all that. I hurt just tinking about it. Why were you not wearing a jacket though? Especially if you're only a passenger, you should have the propper gear. I'm not lecturing, like I said, I'm not a fan of road rash.

[T-NECK]

Road rash does not rock. +1 to Brit formaking it through all that. I hurt just tinking about it. Why were you not wearing a jacket though? Especially if you're only a passenger, you should have the propper gear. I'm not lecturing, like I said, I'm not a fan of road rash.

road rash = cakes and pies.

[C.M.C STEVE]

OUCH........her poor titties

[T-NECK]

OUCH........her poor titties


yo get the boys over here stevie...

[roadrashbrit]

Yeah, poor titties is right. I wasn't wearing a jacket because like someone said earlier, I am a dumbass. It was supposed to be a slow Sunday ride, so I just hopped on the back without thinking. Little did we realize that we would be racing some stupid kids out on the highway. As a passenger, you are not in control of the bike, I would have much rather caught these injuries as the driver. Then people wouldn't be able to say things about dumb bitches on the back and shit. Like I said before, I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING. SO to all you people who laugh at what you coudln't handle in real life... just remeber who's back on the R1 and not crying like a little bitch like you all would be. I almost died, thats huge, and I'm still here and doing just fine. Have some RESPECT for your fellow riders, no matter how "cool" and "good" you might be on that bike.

www.myspace.com/brit2morrow

this is me in real life, don't believe anything else. Some people think i was doing 2 up wheelies, thats not true. There is no video footage of my wipeout, contrary to popular belief. But straight from my mouth: wear your gear. And laugh at the unfortunate..... its not funny anymore.

[roadrashbrit]

Ah yes, about the "industry comment"... I was referring the the fact that guys (in general, but most guy who ride) would rather say they'd stick it in some chick than own up to the fact that she's more of a soldier tha he is, because the worst injury he's ever had is a dislocated shoulder or a little scrape on his leggy poo.

Here's what I have to say about it all: Pain is pain: small, big, worthy or unproven, it all sucks. I will not say I am better than anyone else for what I have experienced, and I will wish what I felt that day on nobody, not even my enemies. I have respect for each and every one of you for getting on these bikes day after day knowing that it could be your last ride. If you do not realize your own mortatlity, then I pity you in your first big accident, and it usually happens to the best of us. No mater what, I will always look to my accident as a learning experience and thank God every day for the life he let me keep. I asked him to kill me that day and he said no, so I have a reason for being here. So seriously people, wear your gear and keep tearin' up the streets.

If that is not enough for you to stop making jokes, then so be it.

And I'm still smokin' hot, no worries.

[Z-UNIT]

i respect you for admitting ur wrong, i respect that ur an ex marine, i respect that ur back riding.

but please stop telling you self how tough you are, and how weak we are, cus sumone laughed.

[FELIX]

Ah yes, about the "industry comment"... I was referring the the fact that guys (in general, but most guy who ride) would rather say they'd stick it in some chick than own up to the fact that she's more of a soldier tha he is, because the worst injury he's ever had is a dislocated shoulder or a little scrape on his leggy poo.

Here's what I have to say about it all: Pain is pain: small, big, worthy or unproven, it all sucks. I will not say I am better than anyone else for what I have experienced, and I will wish what I felt that day on nobody, not even my enemies. I have respect for each and every one of you for getting on these bikes day after day knowing that it could be your last ride. If you do not realize your own mortatlity, then I pity you in your first big accident, and it usually happens to the best of us. No mater what, I will always look to my accident as a learning experience and thank God every day for the life he let me keep. I asked him to kill me that day and he said no, so I have a reason for being here. So seriously people, wear your gear and keep tearin' up the streets.

If that is not enough for you to stop making jokes, then so be it.

And I'm still smokin' hot, no worries.



i think bigt loves you,yall talk just alike!

[roadrashbrit]

Fine. I am not tough. Is that what you wanted to hear?

I used to think all people were decent. I guess I was wrong. If you took a moment, you'd realize I am actually a cool chick. I just want people to realize that everyone deserves a little respect, even you.

[JONESER]

i respect you for admitting ur wrong, i respect that ur an ex marine, i respect that ur back riding.

but please stop telling you self how tough you are, and how weak we are, cus sumone laughed.
Who laughed about her situation? I can't recall anyone laughing about what happened to you Brit. That's not a laughing matter at all. I'm sure everyone on here is glad to see that you made it through everything okay and that your strong enough to get back on a bike.
The "I'd hit it" comment is just pertaining to you being a hot chickie, rashed or not.
Glad your okay and out riding again...Welcome to StuntUSA!
Don't be a strainger. Post up some recient pics so we can see your healing process.

LATERS

[T-NECK]

:popcorn:

[Sean24]

yeah you gotta learn on here that everyone talks shit to everyone, so u just gotta dish it back and not get upset by it and you will realize most everyone on here is really cool. take it easy and it sucks you cant be in our little gun club anymore

[MikeM]

Do guys you hook up with ever want to lick the road rash?

[Crazy D]

Sorry to hear about your accident . Pavement is not a good place for a Slip-n-Slide . Maybe the grass , but not the pavement .

To be in a forum and not expect comment is like going to the electric chair and thinking its only gonna be a little shock :shocked:

I broke my femur bone in two (upper leg)and had stomach surgery and was in the hospital for 6 weeks . That makes me strong i guess . But i dont go bragging about how strong i am or tell people they are not as strong as me . You said it like three times already .

I did the leg breaking all by myself . Im a dumb ass . If any thing , i would call myself a dumb ass and tell everybody dont be a dumb ass like me .

If i was dumb enough to be on the back of a bike with no gear , going 120 mph , and fall off , i would not call myself strong . You were lucky enough to be wearing a helmet . The helmet is the strong one . He saved your life .

ALL HAIL THE STRONG ASS HELMET !!!! I give mad props to ya dude .

And the "Im still smoking hot" comment you made , your bf might think that , but i dont , you just look average to me . I guess if :unf: it would have to be standin up . And no hands , seeing that you got rough skin now .

P.S. i ride with my visor up all the time

[BeckyB]

Do guys you hook up with ever want to lick the road rash?
:blabla:

[Woo'sPiece]

Yeah kids, thats me. And thats 2 1/2 months AFTER the accident.
OMG....2.5 months after the accident?! Holy Cow! :eyepop: Hopefully you are healing well...!

[Z-UNIT]

Who laughed about her situation? I can't recall anyone laughing about what happened to you Brit. That's not a laughing matter at all. I'm sure everyone on here is glad to see that you made it through everything okay and that your strong enough to get back on a bike.
The "I'd hit it" comment is just pertaining to you being a hot chickie, rashed or not.
Glad your okay and out riding again...Welcome to StuntUSA!
Don't be a strainger. Post up some recient pics so we can see your healing process.

LATERS


she said it not me
"If that is not enough for you to stop making jokes, then so be it.

And I'm still smokin' hot, no worries."

[Crazy D]

OMG....2.5 months after the accident?! Holy Cow! :eyepop: Hopefully you are healing well...!

I really hope she is too

[Z-UNIT]

Sorry to hear about your accident . Pavement is not a good place for a Slip-n-Slide . Maybe the grass , but not the pavement .

To be in a forum and not expect comment is like going to the electric chair and thinking its only gonna be a little shock :shocked:

I broke my femur bone in two (upper leg)and had stomach surgery and was in the hospital for 6 weeks . That makes me strong i guess . But i dont go bragging about how strong i am or tell people they are not as strong as me . You said it like three times already .

I did the leg breaking all by myself . Im a dumb ass . If any thing , i would call myself a dumb ass and tell everybody dont be a dumb ass like me .

If i was dumb enough to be on the back of a bike with no gear , going 120 mph , and fall off , i would not call myself strong . You were lucky enough to be wearing a helmet . The helmet is the strong one . He saved your life .

ALL HAIL THE STRONG ASS HELMET !!!! I give mad props to ya dude .

And the "Im still smoking hot" comment you made , your bf might think that , but i dont , you just look average to me . I guess if :unf: it would have to be standin up . And no hands , seeing that you got rough skin now .

P.S. i ride with my visor up all the time


sweet its not just me who noticed

[Crazy D]

. I guess if :unf: it would have to be standin up . And no hands

Hey that sounds like a stunner sex trick . A stand up , no handed fuck .

Ima try it . I'll be wearin my gear . Just to be safe . :whip:

[CHAIN_REACTION1]

All I can say is..............................DAM !!!






www.cr-riders.com

[roadrashbrit]

I think I recall saying that pain is pain and that I said I am NOT better than anyone because of what I have been through.

I don't think I am better than anyone, calm down.

And the skin is not rough, I have compression garments and physical therapists for the scar tissue. And if you don't think I'm hot, that's fine, i was referencing the guys who said they did. And standing up, good work. Licking the roadrash is required if you like boobs, its just a different color, nothing else.

And I do think living through something like that makes you strong, emotionally, mentally, physically and spiritually. I had to learn to walk again, and others have experienced even worse things. Getting back on a bike after all that.... its hard. Sorry you don't feel the same way.

I will post some new pics as soon as i have them.

[roadrashbrit]

All her gear!!! Hahaha, she will next time.

no one lauging?

amd yes I do WEAR ALL MY GEAR NOW AND ALWAYS EVERYTIME EVEN IF IS AROUND THE CORNER.

Ya'll should do the same

[Crazy D]

And I do think living through something like that makes you strong, emotionally, mentally, physically and spiritually. I had to learn to walk again, and others have experienced even worse things. Getting back on a bike after all that.... its hard. Sorry you don't feel the same way.

Inner strength is the best thing you can have . I agree with you totally . :innocent:

The learnin to walk thing is a bummer isn't it . I had some killer "walker" tricks down when it happened to me . The only bad thing was my friends used to call me Grandma cause of the walker and bein all slow and shit :asshole: . It was all good though :) .

[Cursed Inc]

I think I recall saying that pain is pain and that I said I am NOT better than anyone because of what I have been through.

I don't think I am better than anyone, calm down.

And the skin is not rough, I have compression garments and physical therapists for the scar tissue. And if you don't think I'm hot, that's fine, i was referencing the guys who said they did. And standing up, good work. Licking the roadrash is required if you like boobs, its just a different color, nothing else.

And I do think living through something like that makes you strong, emotionally, mentally, physically and spiritually. I had to learn to walk again, and others have experienced even worse things. Getting back on a bike after all that.... its hard. Sorry you don't feel the same way.

I will post some new pics as soon as i have them.


At first I thought wow this girl must be cool to post pics of herself like that on myspace etc. She must not care what anyone thinks.

If God has a plan for you do you think it's proving how tough and beautiful you are? You might want to get off of your high horse. Thats if you can hear me up there.

Your a poser that fell off a bike. Get over yourself...

If you want to talk bikes and shit like one of the team then welcome. If you just want to defend yourself, good luck...


PS- Try to find a girl these guys wouldnt hit.

[T-NECK]

At first I thought wow this girl must be cool to post pics of herself like that on myspace etc. She must not care what anyone thinks.

If God has a plan for you do you think it's proving how tough and beautiful you are? You might want to get off of your high horse. Thats if you can hear me up there.

Your a poser that fell off a bike. Get over yourself...

If you want to talk bikes and shit like one of the team then welcome. If you just want to defend yourself, good luck...


PS- Try to find a girl these guys wouldnt hit.


class dismissed.

[Playa-p]

Worst rash i have ever seen....DAMN.... she is still beautifull even more so since she got back on the bikes....much respect girl

[bdr6969]

damn i bet that first shower hurt i thought getting brushed out was bad till i got in the shower that had me in tears just about i feel for ya

[MikeM]

At first I thought wow this girl must be cool to post pics of herself like that on myspace etc. She must not care what anyone thinks.

If God has a plan for you do you think it's proving how tough and beautiful you are? You might want to get off of your high horse. Thats if you can hear me up there.

Your a poser that fell off a bike. Get over yourself...

If you want to talk bikes and shit like one of the team then welcome. If you just want to defend yourself, good luck...


PS- Try to find a girl these guys wouldnt hit.
That was pretty rough

[kern0079]

no one lauging?

amd yes I do WEAR ALL MY GEAR NOW AND ALWAYS EVERYTIME EVEN IF IS AROUND THE CORNER.

Ya'll should do the same

And no I am not laughing at you as a person. I am laughing and shaking my head at the thought of going 120 without any gear. There are thousands of people that do it all the time and I think it is absured. I dont even ride in the lot without a jacket, gloves, and helmet. You learn one way or another, you happened to learn through a mistake.

[I37]

I haven't read all the posts, but I saw a vid about a couple months back, prolly about 30 sec long, this dude tried doing a 2up, he came down and she like flew off the back.... could this be her?

[I37]

And no I am not laughing at you as a person. I am laughing and shaking my head at the thought of going 120 without any gear. There are thousands of people that do it all the time and I think it is absured. I dont even ride in the lot without a jacket, gloves, and helmet. You learn one way or another, you happened to learn through a mistake.


A jacket has saved me from rash, but I feel chlostraphobic and sometimes feel like I can barely move, so its rare I wear one. Doesn't make sense at all, but I know I am not the only 1 like that out there

[FoxyLadyF4i]

I haven't read all the posts, but I saw a vid about a couple months back, prolly about 30 sec long, this dude tried doing a 2up, he came down and she like flew off the back.... could this be her?

No, that was some other chick, I saw that too!

Brit, all I can say if don't let these guys bother you. They don't know you therefore they think that they can say whatever they want to you. I get that too, but in a different context. YOU ARE STRONGER, and you need to keep believing that regardless of what anyone says.

What I want to know is, in both Brit's and the 2-up situation, is what the fuck the driver was thinking?! :Hum: Putting your own life danger is one thing, but dragging someone with you is another.

[kern0079]

A jacket has saved me from rash, but I feel chlostraphobic and sometimes feel like I can barely move, so its rare I wear one. Doesn't make sense at all, but I know I am not the only 1 like that out there


And I am not one to rag on you about it. Its your choice to make for your own reasons. I just dont agree with your chioce. Rock out with your cock out :hyper: .

[Crazy D]

A jacket has saved me from rash, but I feel chlostraphobic and sometimes feel like I can barely move, so its rare I wear one. Doesn't make sense at all, but I know I am not the only 1 like that out there
:gunslang:I dont like riding with gloves . At all . They fuck my whole hand coordination all up :headache:

Even when its cold i can't wear them .

I haven't read all the posts, but I saw a vid about a couple months back, prolly about 30 sec long, this dude tried doing a 2up, he came down and she like flew off the back.... could this be her?[/
I believe she said she was a passenger . Went out for a cruise , started racing some people on the way , then flew off the back from the wind , and only wearing a helmet for protection . Its a very bad accident :ouch: no one should go thru :guilty:

[kern0079]

What I want to know is, in both Brit's and the 2-up situation, is what the fuck the driver was thinking?! :Hum: Putting your own life danger is one thing, but dragging someone with you is another.

I agree and disagree with that statement. Someone that gets on the back of my bike does it fully knowing what they are getting in to. I do try and see how comfortable they are and I warn them before doing something agressive but when you get on the back of a sportbike you have to trust the person driving. That is why I dont get on the back of the bike for filming or whatever reason unless I completely trust the driver and their skills.

[FoxyLadyF4i]

Well, yeah, If I'm passenger, I expect the driver to warn me about any crazy, out of the norm shit that they will try to pull. And when I am going 100+ I always keep muy head down, just because my neck muscles aren't too strong. But that won't really matter anymore. I never want to be a passenger ever again, it hurts my ass.

[I37]

No, that was some other chick, I saw that too!

Brit, all I can say if don't let these guys bother you. They don't know you therefore they think that they can say whatever they want to you. I get that too, but in a different context. YOU ARE STRONGER, and you need to keep believing that regardless of what anyone says.

What I want to know is, in both Brit's and the 2-up situation, is what the fuck the driver was thinking?! :Hum: Putting your own life danger is one thing, but dragging someone with you is another.


U know I have run with some1 on the back, and something I will never do again, yeah i got away but then i think about the consequences. By myself I don't care, but damn when we got off, she was scared I was scared, she was ballin. I had never ran w/some1 and will never do it again, I'll pull over and suffer the consequences, I couldn't live with something happening to my passenger for the rest of my life.....

[FoxyLadyF4i]

Come to think of it, I do recall being threatened on the back of a bike once. No helmet, jacket or gloves. The fucker raced around wrecklessly untill I jumped off at a stop sign...... what a mather fucker!!!.... sorry, just reminiscing

[Crazy D]

Come to think of it, I do recall being threatened on the back of a bike once. No helmet, jacket or gloves. The fucker raced around wrecklessly untill I jumped off at a stop sign...... what a mather fucker!!!.... sorry, just reminiscing

The choosing of bad men is in another forum :goofy:

I don't think the men were an issue in either one of these accidents :yes:

[FoxyLadyF4i]

Think what you think. There will never be a way to find out for sure.

And yeah, I am choosing men a little better now :)

[MikeM]

If you asswipes scare this girl off before she posts any more pics Im gonna be pissed

[I37]

If you asswipes scare this girl off before she posts any more pics Im gonna be pissed

whos scaring her?

[Cursed Inc]

If you asswipes scare this girl off before she posts any more pics Im gonna be pissed


So I shouln't have threatened her life in PM's?

[MikeM]

That creepy motherfukker ^^^^ :elephant:

whos scaring her?

[T-NECK]

That creepy motherfukker ^^^^ :elephant:
the only creep here is you..."if you scare her away b4 she posts pics.." :tired:


check her myspace you fuckin creep...

:D

[Cursed Inc]

That creepy motherfukker ^^^^ :elephant:

I learned it from watching you! Alright! :teacher:

[CrTcHRkTRcR]

so yeah, here's my summary of opinions..

sorry to see that rash, god knows it hurts like a bitch

second, you didn't have a choice to live or die, you didn't puncture your lungs or internal organs, so not like you had a say in that.

third, stop being so cocky, you won't get a drop of sympathy if you keep thinkin you're hot shit, like someone said before, you're average, and guys on here will jump at anything, they are all bored at work

also i used to ride girls on the back, but i stopped that, honestly, i haven't even ridden on the street in like 4 months.. if i crash, that's my fault, but i won't be responsible for another person, i can barely take care of myself let alone someone else.. i mean what if a car hit me, and killed the passenger.. gotta be smart cupcake, you're not a child anymore..

oh, and zunits fat. k bye

[T-NECK]

so yeah, here's my summary of opinions..

sorry to see that rash, god knows it hurts like a bitch

second, you didn't have a choice to live or die, you didn't puncture your lungs or internal organs, so not like you had a say in that.

third, stop being so cocky, you won't get a drop of sympathy if you keep thinkin you're hot shit, like someone said before, you're average, and guys on here will jump at anything, they are all bored at work

also i used to ride girls on the back, but i stopped that, honestly, i haven't even ridden on the street in like 4 months.. if i crash, that's my fault, but i won't be responsible for another person, i can barely take care of myself let alone someone else.. i mean what if a car hit me, and killed the passenger.. gotta be smart cupcake, you're not a child anymore..

oh, and zunits fat. k bye

Once again...class dismissed. :rotfl:

[ILOVESTRIPPERS]

id hit it dont know if its been said already but ya i would like 3 times.

[954rrED]

class dismissed.
:flipoff: +1 :bouncy:

[954rrED]

Once again...class dismissed. :rotfl:
:1hifu: once again +1 :jerkit:

[954rrED]

id hit it dont know if its been said already but ya i would like 3 times.
:69: id hit it stunner style like 5 or 6 times :flipoff:
no hander-seat stander-and like 3 circles to a bedrail skitch :owned:

[Sean24]

hahaha he said Zunit is fat

[Big Jim]

:unf:

[nickalltogether]

why couldn't that have happened to an ugly girl? it's always the pretty ones...

[roadrashbrit]

class dismissed....

i dont think i am hot shit.

i am not on a high horse, unless you want to count the horses i actually ride, on a dialy basis, yes i ride horses.

i am just thankful to be alive.

I am not stupid, yes i did something stupid, but thst doesnt make me stupid. stop insulting my intelligence, because that is not deserved.

i hope it gets your rocks off yelling at a "stupid bitch" over an internet forum and having everyone say how cool you are because you can say mean things to a girl you dont even know. Who's on the high horse in reality?

http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=27132188&blogID=85483430&MyToken=80809e65-5fac-4fd6-a2a2-834026ee4c15

there is my final response to all this crap.

And MikeM, ITS NOT POSSIBLE TO SCARE ME AWAY, I fell off at 120, I ain't goin nowhere.

[motopsyko32]

come to stuntwars and have a blast!

[Sean24]

like i said before, u cant take everyone on here to heart, look at Kelm, if he did he would have put a gun in his mouth 2 years ago lol, but seriously just hang out, dont go anywhere and im sure you will fit in fine. But remembe rule #1

[nickalltogether]

rule #1 is never leave another crasher behind (wedding crasher quote)

[Sean24]

ummm you need to re-read the rule book again nick

[nickalltogether]

ummm you need to re-read the rule book again nick
* Rule #1: Never leave a fellow Crasher behind. Crashers take care of their own.
* Rule #2: Never use your real name.
* Rule #3: When crashing an Indian wedding, identify yourself as a well-known immigrant officer or a county lawyer.
* Rule #4: No one goes home alone.
* Rule #5: Never let a girl come between you and a fellow crasher.
* Rule #6: Do not sit in the corner and sulk. It draws attention in a negative way. Draw attention to yourself, but on your own terms.
* Rule #7: Blend in by standing out.
* Rule #8: Be the life of the party.
* Rule #9: Whatever it takes to get in, get in.
* Rule #10: Invitations are for pussies.
* Rule #11: Sensitive is good.
* Rule #12: When it stops being fun, break something.
* Rule #13: Bridesmaids are desperate: console them.
* Rule #14: You're a distant relative of a dead cousin.
* Rule #15: Fight the urge to tell the truth.
* Rule #16: Always have an up-to-date family tree.
* Rule #17: Every female wedding guest deserves a wedding night.
* Rule #18: You love animals and children.
* Rule #19: Toast in the native language if you know the native language and have practiced the toast. Do not wing it.
* Rule #20: The older the better, the younger the better (see Rule below)
* Rule #21: Definitely make sure she's 18.
* Rule #22: You have a wedding and a reception to seal the deal. Period. No overtime.
* Rule #23: There's nothing wrong with having seconds. Provided there's enough women to go around.
* Rule #24: If you get outed, leave calmly. Do not run.
* Rule #25: You understand she heard that but that's not what you meant.
* Rule #26: Of course you love her.
* Rule #27: Don't over drink. The machinery must work in order to close.
* Rule #28: Make sure there's an open bar.
* Rule #29: Always be a team player. Everyone needs a little help now and again.
* Rule #30: Know the playbook so you can call an audible.
* Rule #31: If you call an audible, always make sure your fellow Crashers know.
* Rule #32: Don't commit to a relative unless you're absolutely sure that they have a pulse.
* Rule #33: Never go back to your place.
* Rule #34: Be gone by sunrise.
* Rule #35: Breakfast is for closers.
* Rule #36: Your favorite movie is "The English Patient".
* Rule #37: At the reception, one hard drink or two beers max. A drunk crasher is a sloppy crasher.
* Rule #38: Girls in hats tend to be proper and rarely give it up.
* Rule #39: The way to a woman's bed is through the dance floor.
* Rule #40: Dance with old folks and the kids. The girls will think you're "sweet."
* Rule #41: Never hit on the bride -- it's a one way ticket to the pavement
* Rule #42: Try not to break anything, unless you're not having fun.
* Rule #43: At the service, sit in the fifth row. It's close enough to wedding party to seem like you're an invited guest. Never sit in the back. The back row just smells like crashing.
* Rule #44: Create an air of mystery that involves some painful experience when interacting with the girl you're after. But don't talk about it.
* Rule #45: Always remember your fake name! Rehearse it in advance and make sure you know your fellow Crasher's code-name as well!
* Rule #46: The Rules of Wedding Crashing are sacred. Don't sully them by "improvising."
* Rule #47: You forgot your invitation in your rush to get to the church.
* Rule #48: Make sure all the single women at the wedding know you're there because you've just suffered either a terrible breakup or the death of your fiancée.
* Rule #49: Always work into the conversation: "Yeah, I have tons of money. But how does one buy happiness?"
* Rule #50: Be pensive! It draws out the "healer" in women.
* Rule #51: Always pull out in time.
* Rule #52: Tell any woman you're interested in that you'd love to stay put but you promised to help out at the homeless shelter today.
* Rule #53: It's time to put your Drama Lessons in practice! Get choked up during the service. The girls will think you're "sensitive". Bring a slice of onion or artificial tears if necessary.
* Rule #54: Avoid virgins. They're too clingy.
* Rule #55: If pressed, tell people you're related to Uncle John. Everyone has an Uncle John.
* Rule #56: Don't fixate on one woman. ALWAYS have a back-up.
* Rule #57: When seeing a rival Crasher, do not interact: merely acknowledge each other with a tug on the earlobe and gracefully move on.
* Rule #58: The Ferrari's in the shop.
* Rule #59: If two rival crashers pick the same girl, the crasher with the least seniority will respectfully yield.
* Rule #60: No "chicken dancing": no exceptions.
* Rule #61: When crashing out of state, request permission from the local Wedding Crasher chapter.
* Rule #62: No more than two weddings a weekend. More and your game gets sloppy. You'll also attract unwanted notice.
* Rule #63: Bring an extra umbrella when it rains. Courtesy opens more legs than charm.
* Rule #64: Always save room for cake.
* Rule #65: When your crash partner fails, you fail. No man is an island.
* Rule #66: Smile! You're having the time of your life.
* Rule #67: Mix it up a little. You can't always be the man with the haunted past.
* Rule #68: Dance with the Bride's grandmother.
* Rule #69: No sex on the altar. Confessionals, okay. Chair lofts, better.
* Rule #70: Two shutouts in a row? It's time to take a week off. Ask yourself: what is it that is getting in the way of my happiness?
* Rule #71: Research, research, research the wedding party. And when you are done researching, research some more.
* Rule #72: Studies have shown that women have a more developed sense of smell. Breath mints: small cost, big yield.
* Rule #73: Keep interactions with the parents of the bride and groom to a minimum.
* Rule #74: In case of emergency, refer to the rulebook.
* Rule #75: Girls in hats tend to be proper and rarely give it up.
* Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.
* Rule #77: Carry extra protection at ALL times.
* Rule #78: The unmarried female rabbi: is she fair game? Of course she is.
* Rule #79: The tables furthest from the kitchen always get served first.
* Rule #80: Stop, look, listen. At weddings. In life.
* Rule #81: Occasionally bring a gift: you're getting sex without having to buy dinner, so you can afford a blender.
* Rule #82: Always think ahead but always stay in the moment. Reconcile this paradox and you'll not only get the girl, you might also get peace of mind.
* Rule #83: Don't let the ring bearer bum your smokes. His parents may start to ask questions.
* Rule #84: Stay clear of the wedding planner. They may recognize you and start to wonder.
* Rule #85: Don't use the "I have two months to live" bit: not cool, not effective.
* Rule #86: Shoes say a lot about the man.
* Rule #87: Always choose large weddings. More choice. Easier to blend.
* Rule #88: You're from out of town. ALWAYS.
* Rule #89: Know something about the place you say you are from, whether be from another US state or another country. Texas is too-played out. For some reason, England, Germany or even New Hampshire seem to work. Master the accents convincingly, and you've nailed them!
* Rule #90: Of course you dream of one day having children.
* Rule #91: Never dance to "What I Like About You." It's long past time to let that song go. Someone will request it at every wedding. Don't dance to it. No matter how hot the girl.
* Rule #92: Tell the bride's friends and family that you are family of the groom and visa-versa.
* Rule #93: Only take one car. You never know when you'll need to make a fast escape.
* Rule #94: Deep down, most people hate themselves. This knowledge is the key to most bedroom doors.
* Rule #95: Try not to show off on the dance floor. This means you Jeremy.
* Rule #96: Etiquette isn't old-fashioned. It's sexy.
* Rule #97: Catholic weddings: the classic dilemma: painfully long ceremony: horny girls.
* Rule #98: The newspaper Wedding Announcements are your racing form. Choose carefully.
* Rule #99: Be judicious with cologne. Citrus tones are best.
* Rule #100: Save the tuxes for "the big show" only.
* Rule #101: Avoid women who were psychology majors in college. There is no kind of woman more clingy and persistent than a psychologist investigating your story later on.
* Rule #102: No periwinkle colored ties, please.
* Rule #103: Always have an early "appointment" the next morning.
* Rule #104: Be well groomed and well-mannered.
* Rule #105: Never cockblock a fellow Crasher. Cockblocking an invited guest--okay.
* Rule #106: Eat plentiful, digest your food. You'll need the energy later.
* Rule #107: Know when to abandon ship if it ain't floating.
* Rule #108: Know your swing and salsa dancing. Girls love to get twisted around.
* Rule #109: Always carry an assortment of place cards to match any wedding design.
* Rule #110: Make sure your magic trick and balloon animal skills are not rusty. If the kids love it, the girls will too.
* Rule #111: Never have sex with bride or groom's mother even if she is the hottest bombshell at the wedding. Just control yourself.
* Rule #112: Have FUN! It's why you're there!
* Rule #113: Don't look for opportunities; make them.
* Rule #114: 3-4 months to wedding crash--funerals are year round!
* Rule #115: Never walk away from a crasher in a funny jacket. (The rule that Jeremy makes up to insult John)
i guess you've never seen the movie wedding crashers.

[nickalltogether]

i was making a joke with my above comments.

[roadrashbrit]

Newer pics of the roadrash.

[roadrashbrit]

You can see rash in these ones too....

[Sean24]

looks a lot better now....

[I37]

ahhhhhhh shit, my lunch tasted pretty good....ha ha

Mike will lick that shit.....

[roadrashbrit]

Jay D, did they really make you puke? You should be able to handle more carnage that that...

Or perhaps you are referencing how ugly I am ;)
HAHAHA

[JONESER]

Jay D, did they really make you puke? You should be able to handle more carnage that that...

Or perhaps you are referencing how ugly I am ;)
HAHAHA
How current are those? Jay's just fuckin' with ya. Don't take alot of shit too personal. Referring to earlier posts, don't disappear from here because of what some people say, joking or not. Take it with a grain of salt. This site is full of really cool peeps, I'll be heading to StuntWars tomorrow to hang with alot of 'em. Anyway, it's awsome to have someone like you on here to share your story and keeping us posted with your healing process.
BTW, It's ALWAYS nice to have new hotties joining up and posting pics!

[T-NECK]

i wanna hang out with you little jonsey! :dance:

[roadrashbrit]

I know, I wish you could portray sarcasim over the internet, but alas, technology has not brought us that far.

I was making jokes, see, I can joke...

[T-NECK]

I know, I wish you could portray sarcasim over the internet, but alas, technology has not brought us that far.

I was making jokes, see, I can joke...

oh but you can demonstrate sarcasim on the net!! by the use of theses handy dandy tags...let me demonstrate..

that chick brit is really hot!!

[roadrashbrit]

It turns me on when guys put me down. You should keep that shit up.
Don't worry, you'll never have to hang out with me.

[T-NECK]

It turns me on when guys put me down. You should keep that shit up.
Don't worry, you'll never have to hang out with me.

hahaha there ya go...your all over it!! :rotfl:

P.S....i think your my friend on myspace..might wanna check..lol

[roadrashbrit]

whats your name on myspace, i have too many friends.... see, no need to be mean to a friend!!!!!

[T-NECK]

whats your name on myspace, i have too many friends.... see, no need to be mean to a friend!!!!!


haha i know!!!

my name, and profile pic are the same as on here

[roadrashbrit]

didnt find you, son. i am brit-a-tit-tit.... you should find me and post some vulgar rude sarcastic comment on my page to show the kind of love you have for me.... since we all know you secretly want to ride with me ;)

[JONESER]

i wanna hang out with you little jonsey! :dance:
You can't hang young'un....
You'll have your chance..You know where I'm gonna be after tomorrow night.

[roadrashbrit]

Goodbye for now kids....

[MikeM]

And MikeM, ITS NOT POSSIBLE TO SCARE ME AWAY, I fell off at 120, I ain't goin nowhere.
alright good. hit me up on aim sometime

[I37]

Jay D, did they really make you puke? You should be able to handle more carnage that that...

Or perhaps you are referencing how ugly I am ;)
HAHAHA

:unf: with the lights off.....










































LOL I Kid I Kid

[Cursed Inc]

Its kind of weird that the one piece of gear that she did wear was what threw her off the bike...

[MikeM]

Its kind of weird that the one piece of gear that she did wear was what threw her off the bike...
Lol how ironic

rock star

[Cursed Inc]

Lol how ironic

rock star

She should stick to horses, maybe that bike knew what it was doing and bucked her ass off :Eeek:

[JGoldsberry]

Thats fucking awsome

[roadrashbrit]

yeah fuckin hilarious

[Becky30fohio]

Hi, I want to introduce myself here first. My names Becky and it is nice to meet you!! I am shocked with what I just read about you. I can't believe you survived and you are in good spirits. I am also happy to see you recovering and moving on with your life and getting back up on a bike, I don't think I would be able to do that.....I give you prompts!!!

I have been riding my OWN bike now for 2 years and before that I was the "passenger" I will tell you right off hand guys.....she is NOT LYING when she said her helmet made her fly off the bike. I am a witness to that, it has happened to me a few times but thank God I caught my balance and stayed on. Before you tell her she is lying, get on the back of your buddies bike and let him go 100 miles per hour......it's a whole new world back there.....I will not, I repeat this....I will not ever get on the back of another bike again because of what I experienced and seen how these guys ride. It makes me sick to my stomach the way the guys ride with girls on the back and how careless they are with speed and riding. I think that is what got me inspired to buy my own bike and be in control. Guys if you are going to "run from the cops", "race some jerk in a corvette" or just plain ride like an ass...drop the girl off at the corner please.....

Anyway, I am glad you are alive and doing better!! Keep smiling and riding!!!

[roadrashbrit]

Becky you are my hero. I ride myself too, but no one really cares. Thanks for the encouragement snd for backing me up on the helmet thing.

[I37]

Becky you are my hero. I ride myself too, but no one really cares. Thanks for the encouragement snd for backing me up on the helmet thing.


who pulled ur string?

[Becky30fohio]

Hey no problem...I didn't mean to sound like I was "kissing your ass" or "bad mouthing" your friend who you were riding with that day but I wanted to tell you how I felt....

This thread is posted on every motorcycle site out there and I just can't believe what I have been reading....I am sorry for all the rude people who just don't understand...(obvously they have never been a passenger)...

Back in October, I was out riding and I got hit by a SEMI truck on my bike....It took me right under the truck and pinned me there. I was LUCKY that the only damage that happened was some minor bumps and bruises and some small broken but fixable parts on my bike. And of course I lost my voice from (Screaming every swear word I can think of to that bastard) lol

A few months before that, I got hit by a drunk driver on my bike. (I have no luck) but I was OK again, thank God.....

Needless to say, nothing compares to what you have been through and I am glad to see you are doing better and back up again riding!!!!!

[Cursed Inc]

Point is don't come on here and be all righteous. We don't want to hear it. We all pay our dues some way or another. Most of us, guy or girl have wrecked and got fucked up one way or another and got back on. Keep how awesome and beautiful you are where it belongs on myspace.

If you are looking for props or sympathy you are going about it the wrong way.

Thats great that you recovered and you are gettiing back on a bike. Woo hoo. Everythings not about you though.

[Becky30fohio]

Point is don't come on here and be all righteous. We don't want to hear it. We all pay our dues some way or another. Most of us, guy or girl have wrecked and got fucked up one way or another and got back on. Keep how awesome and beautiful you are where it belongs on myspace.

If you are looking for props or sympathy you are going about it the wrong way.

Thats great that you recovered and you are gettiing back on a bike. Woo hoo. Everythings not about you though.


Well this thread IS ABOUT HER......sooo your last statement got thrown out....sorry

But I can see where you are coming from though, I did not read everything she so-called "bragged" about to say anything about the "myspace" comment. But then again this is coming from someone who just got asked and posted up a "boobie" pic....lol

That doesn't make me "all about myself" does it??? :dance:

[Cursed Inc]

Well this thread IS ABOUT HER......sooo your last statement got thrown out....sorry

But I can see where you are coming from though, I did not read everything she so-called "bragged" about to say anything about the "myspace" comment. But then again this is coming from someone who just got asked and posted up a "boobie" pic....lol

That doesn't make me "all about myself" does it??? :dance:

1. It is about her, true.

2.You should read everything. Also I said yours were the best on the board to ensue a "boobie off"

3. No

[Becky30fohio]

1. It is about her, true.

2.You should read everything. Also I said yours were the best on the board to ensue a "boobie off"

3. No


A "boobie off"????? gee thanks, and I thought I was "special".... ;( :razz:

This thread is plastered on every freaking bike forum out there....I can not read all that....I just skimmed so that is why I can't give my option about how you feel, but I understand it....

I only wanted to point out that I believed her about the helmet....

[Cursed Inc]

A "boobie off"????? gee thanks, and I thought I was "special".... ;( :razz:

This thread is plastered on every freaking bike forum out there....I can not read all that....I just skimmed so that is why I can't give my option about how you feel, but I understand it....

I only wanted to point out that I believed her about the helmet....


I believe her too. I had a visor "side tab" pop off at high speed and the visor caught wind like a sail next thing I know I'm looking behind me. Sucked!

[Becky30fohio]

I believe her too. I had a visor "side tab" pop off at high speed and the visor caught wind like a sail next thing I know I'm looking behind me. Sucked!


Same thing happened to my girlfriend while riding as a passenger her helmet literally started falling apart on the freeway....she even went back to look for the pieces of the new 600 dollar helmet.....it was crazy....

My dumbass just wore one that was 3 times bigger then my freaking head so when I caught wind, I was a goner....I could only duck so far down and kiss the tank..... :rolleyes:

[Cursed Inc]

Same thing happened to my girlfriend while riding as a passenger her helmet literally started falling apart on the freeway....she even went back to look for the pieces of the new 600 dollar helmet.....it was crazy....

My dumbass just wore one that was 3 times bigger then my freaking head so when I caught wind, I was a goner....I could only duck so far down and kiss the tank..... :rolleyes:

Sounds like you've been through some shit with the semi and drunk driver. I'd like to hear the stories sometime. Be careful this season.

BTW - I know your real skills, before you changed it. :clint:

[Becky30fohio]

Sounds like you've been through some shit with the semi and drunk driver. I'd like to hear the stories sometime. Be careful this season.

BTW - I know your real skills, before you changed it. :clint:


Yea, I have NO LUCK I swear...but I then again I was always lucky to be ok.....if that makes any sense....

and that's funny as hell you read what I first wrote there.....Well everyone tells me I HAVE SKILLS.....so I thought it was funny at first but then changed for reasons...lol

[Cursed Inc]

Yea, I have NO LUCK I swear...but I then again I was always lucky to be ok.....if that makes any sense....

and that's funny as hell you read what I first wrote there.....Well everyone tells me I HAVE SKILLS.....so I thought it was funny at first but then changed for reasons...lol

Yea, I know what you mean. I have had my share of luck in accidents and come out unscathed's.


PS- Wow "everyone!" :smirk:

[Becky30fohio]

Yea, I know what you mean. I have had my share of luck in accidents and come out unscathed's.


PS- Wow "everyone!" :smirk:


Ok "everyone" sounded bad.....just a "few" special people....lol

how's that?? lol

[Cursed Inc]

Ok "everyone" sounded bad.....just a "few" special people....lol

how's that?? lol

Well you should share! It's a good skill. Most people suck at it or don't. haha :hyper:

[Becky30fohio]

Well you should share! It's a good skill. Most people suck at it or don't. haha :hyper:


Oh I absolutely love doing it....I guess I was born with that "talent" ...or maybe practice makes perfect...lol

ok back to the topic....

[I37]

:blabla:

[Craig_xB]

Oh I absolutely love doing it....I guess I was born with that "talent" ...or maybe practice makes perfect...lol

ok back to the topic....


What did I miss?
I think I can guess................
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http://ifmracing.com/modules/Forums/images/smiles/bj.gif

[I37]

What did I miss?
I think I can guess................
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http://ifmracing.com/modules/Forums/images/smiles/bj.gif



Rule #1, they haven't followed it, wheres mike?

[Becky30fohio]

Rule #1, they haven't followed it, wheres mike?


Hey now, I followed it...I posted a pic... :knockout:

[I37]

Hey now, I followed it...I posted a pic... :knockout:

where is it?

:repost: it

[Craig_xB]

Hey now, I followed it...I posted a pic... :knockout:


There's a boobie pic on here? Where?

[Becky30fohio]

where is it?

:repost: it

It's in the "NEWBIE" section under..."I just joined today"...a thread I started...

[Becky30fohio]

There's a boobie pic on here? Where?

settle down, not much of a pic....more like a nice cleavage shot....all I got boys, sorry...

[I37]

settle down, not much of a pic....more like a nice cleavage shot....all I got boys, sorry...


u better get to workin on that shit.... c that shit out and about daily

[Becky30fohio]

u better get to workin on that shit.... c that shit out and about daily


LOL U ass, I can't believe you just posted it here.....GET BACK TO THE SUBJECT and keep that over on my thread.... :rolleyes:

[I37]

LOL U ass, I can't believe you just posted it here.....GET BACK TO THE SUBJECT and keep that over on my thread.... :rolleyes:


there u happy?

[Becky30fohio]

there u happy?


ok good and thanks, I dont want to piss off anyone for post whoreing their thread up....talk to me on mine...


sorry guys...

[I37]

ok good and thanks, I dont want to piss off anyone for post whoreing their thread up....talk to me on mine...


sorry guys...

Threads a thread, once the subject get talked about it changes anyway

[Cursed Inc]

Good thing she didn't have DD's http://ifmracing.com/modules/Forums/images/smiles/heather.gif :banhim:

[f4igIRlie]

jesus christ, wtf, was she naked???? did she have anything on at least???

[JONESER]

jesus christ, wtf, was she naked???? did she have anything on at least???
Anna, as far as gear, she had on her helmet..Thank god.
No, she wasn't necked...

[Joey D]

jesus christ, wtf, was she naked???? did she have anything on at least???


Only stupid girls crash... :check:

[WaynesNside]

Ouch...she's a hottie too. NO modeling for her N the near future.

[t money]

holy shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!