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telefonica600
02-08-2006, 07:56 AM
An older, white haired man walked into a jewelry store one Friday
>evening with a beautiful young gal at his side. He told the jeweler
>he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend.
>
>The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring
>and showed it to him. The old man said, "I don't think you
>understand, I want something very special."
>
>At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought
>another ring over.
>
>"Here's a stunning ring at only $40,000," the jeweler said.
>
>The young lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with
>excitement.
>
>The old man seeing this said, "We'll take it."
>
>The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the old man stated by
>check. "I know you need to make sure the check is good, so I'll
>write it now and you can call the bank on Monday to verify the funds
>and I'll pick the ring up Monday afternoon," he said.
>
>Monday morning, a very teed-off jeweler phoned the old man. "There's
>no money in that account."
>
>"I know", said the old man, "but can you imagine the weekend I had?"

warbuk
02-08-2006, 08:08 AM
hahahaha

MikeM
02-08-2006, 03:32 PM
now thats pimpin

Cursed Inc
02-13-2006, 04:25 PM
:owned: :boner:

Niner
11-28-2007, 01:11 PM
now thats pimpin

Yup.:pimp:

ScottFuries
11-28-2007, 01:12 PM
i watched the movie bug last nite...
wierd

MikeM
11-28-2007, 01:12 PM
What do you mean by that?
sell off shit i dont need/want like f2 parts and my CR

when my parents moved i inherited alot of antique furniture. ALthough i have no use for it, much of it is family heirlooms that are hundreds of years old

ScottFuries
11-28-2007, 01:13 PM
blockbuster 3 for 20 deal...
got the grindhouses also.

MikeM
11-28-2007, 01:14 PM
What do you mean by that?
i want to own so little stuff that all my posessions will fit into a 16' box truck, except the 2 bikes that will go in my trailer

ScottFuries
11-28-2007, 01:14 PM
which i saw already but needed them for my collection

MikeM
11-28-2007, 01:15 PM
that joke at te beginning of this thread is pretty god

ScottFuries
11-28-2007, 01:15 PM
which now that im thinking, someone borrowed dvds off me and i forget who...

ScottFuries
11-28-2007, 01:16 PM
which now that im thinking, someone borrowed dvds off me and i forget who...

and i hate that...watch it and give it back...

MikeM
11-28-2007, 01:19 PM
i hate it when that happens

Niner
11-28-2007, 01:20 PM
i want to own so little stuff that all my posessions will fit into a 16' box truck, except the 2 bikes that will go in my trailer

Fly out to where ever you want to move to, buy a truck and trailer. Drive it back, collect all your shit and drive back.

Skillz954
11-28-2007, 01:23 PM
i watched the movie bug last nite...
wierd

that movie stunk worse than my nuts do......we made it about 45 minutes into it before we said fuck it and turned it off....

ScottFuries
11-28-2007, 01:24 PM
i hate it when that happens

yep...i like collecting horror and wierd movies

Skillz954
11-28-2007, 01:24 PM
i inherited alot of antique furniture. ALthough i have no use for it, much of it is family heirlooms that are hundreds of years old

you can't sell that shit Mike......:twocents:

D-Buck D.F.L
11-28-2007, 01:24 PM
I'm about to try that shit out this weekend haha...

But a bounced check isn't good...

MikeM
11-28-2007, 01:25 PM
Fly out to where ever you want to move to, buy a truck and trailer. Drive it back, collect all your shit and drive back.

i have scoot looking for trucks out by him

ScottFuries
11-28-2007, 01:25 PM
that movie stunk worse than my nuts do......we made it about 45 minutes into it before we said fuck it and turned it off....

def out there...
didnt even know it was a play till i watched the interviews.

Skillz954
11-28-2007, 01:25 PM
I'm about to try that shit out this weekend haha...

But a bounced check isn't good...

the $25 fee will be worth the pussy you pull for it......cheapest hooker ever!!

ScottFuries
11-28-2007, 01:26 PM
jap horror dvds i never let go...

MikeM
11-28-2007, 01:26 PM
you can't sell that shit Mike......:twocents:

exactly. and when my parents kick the bucket i get a whole house full of antique furniture. some real good shit too

ScottFuries
11-28-2007, 01:29 PM
mr meowgie is on the hunt for this fly...
he was staring at the light fixture for 2 days, i had no idea why.

Skillz954
11-28-2007, 01:29 PM
exactly. and when my parents kick the bucket i get a whole house full of antique furniture. some real good shit too

well then you can sell it......if you want to imagine your mother spinning in her grave......but when they die you stand to get a decnet amount anyway!!

Niner
11-28-2007, 01:29 PM
you can't sell that shit Mike......:twocents:

I just got my grandma's kitchen table. I hear it may be worth 2g's. If that is true pretty soon I'm going to have a nice new table and $1700.

Skillz954
11-28-2007, 01:30 PM
mr meowgie is on the hunt for this fly...
he was staring at the light fixture for 2 days, i had no idea why.

I think he had a lil time with my hoodie before you sent it......my cat was all about it when I tried it on......I think he smelled Meowgi

ScottFuries
11-28-2007, 01:30 PM
I just got my grandma's kitchen table. I hear it may be worth 2g's. If that is true pretty soon I'm going to have a nice new table and $1700.

good deal.

Skillz954
11-28-2007, 01:30 PM
I just got my grandma's kitchen table. I hear it may be worth 2g's. If that is true pretty soon I'm going to have a nice new table and $1700.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH I didn't even have to finish to know where you were going with that!!

Niner
11-28-2007, 01:30 PM
mr meowgie is on the hunt for this fly...
he was staring at the light fixture for 2 days, i had no idea why.

Cats suck at catching flys. I have only seen it happen once.

ScottFuries
11-28-2007, 01:31 PM
I think he had a lil time with my hoodie before you sent it......my cat was all about it when I tried it on......I think he smelled Meowgi

probably.
he lays on everything when i lay it out...

ScottFuries
11-28-2007, 01:32 PM
Cats suck at catching flys. I have only seen it happen once.

he got him but the fly is all slow...

MikeM
11-28-2007, 01:32 PM
I just got my grandma's kitchen table. I hear it may be worth 2g's. If that is true pretty soon I'm going to have a nice new table and $1700.

thats what i want to do, except for buying a new table

Skillz954
11-28-2007, 01:33 PM
Cats suck at catching flys. I have only seen it happen once.

-1 my cat is an insect assasin.......he tracks, kills, and eats every bug that gets in my house.......ants, spiders, moths, you name it.....

Skillz954
11-28-2007, 01:33 PM
Cats suck at catching flys. I have only seen it happen once.

-1 my cat is an insect assasin.......he tracks, kills, and eats every bug that gets in my house.......ants, spiders, moths, you name it.....

Skillz954
11-28-2007, 01:34 PM
double post again bitches!!!!

ScottFuries
11-28-2007, 01:34 PM
I just got my grandma's kitchen table. I hear it may be worth 2g's. If that is true pretty soon I'm going to have a nice new table and $1700.

i took my table and chairs from a crackhead tenant.
sprayed the metal flat black...
had nothing in my kitchen for 2 years.

Niner
11-28-2007, 01:34 PM
thats what i want to do, except for buying a new table

Well you want to buy a new one, just in another town.

Skillz954
11-28-2007, 01:35 PM
i took my table and chairs from a crackhead tenant.
sprayed the metal flat black...
had nothing in my kitchen for 2 years.

I have never had a kitchen table.....isn't that what the coffee table is for??

MikeM
11-28-2007, 01:35 PM
i took my table and chairs from a crackhead tenant.
sprayed the metal flat black...
had nothing in my kitchen for 2 years.

kitchens are good for working on bikes cuz of the oil resistant floors they use

MikeM
11-28-2007, 01:36 PM
Well you want to buy a new one, just in another town.

no, cuz then if i dont like the new town im stuck with a table to move

Niner
11-28-2007, 01:36 PM
thats what i want to do, except for buying a new table

With the amount of yuppies in your area and what I imagine to be a small supply to real antiques I bet you could easily find a dealer to sell off the shit you have.

ScottFuries
11-28-2007, 01:36 PM
I have never had a kitchen table.....isn't that what the coffee table is for??

yeah but i need some where for the press...haha
fuck back to work...

MikeM
11-28-2007, 01:37 PM
With the amount of yuppies in your area and what I imagine to be a small supply to real antiques I bet you could easily find a dealer to sell off the shit you have.

i dont see alot of yuppies, if any at all

Niner
11-28-2007, 01:37 PM
no, cuz then if i dont like the new town im stuck with a table to move

Buy a cheap table for $20. then you can thow that bitch to the curb if you move again.

ScottFuries
11-28-2007, 01:37 PM
kitchens are good for working on bikes cuz of the oil resistant floors they use

my house is above my garage, it would be a bitch to swing the 90 degree turn also...

Niner
11-28-2007, 01:38 PM
i dont see alot of yuppies, if any at all

Replace "yuppie" with "jewtailion"

MikeM
11-28-2007, 01:39 PM
Buy a cheap table for $20. then you can thow that bitch to the curb if you move again.

im doing pretty good without one right now. the antique one is in my basement in the corner.
if i had a kitchen, id rather have the extra space

MikeM
11-28-2007, 01:39 PM
Replace "yuppie" with "jewtailion"

theyre not into antiques. theyre into stuff thats shiney and german

MikeM
11-28-2007, 01:40 PM
theyre not into antiques. theyre into stuff thats shiney and german

i always find it ironic how jews love german cars.. their grandparents built those in slave labor camps in the 40s

ScottFuries
11-28-2007, 01:40 PM
girls w guns shirts coming soon....

MikeM
11-28-2007, 01:41 PM
Buy a cheap table for $20. then you can thow that bitch to the curb if you move again.

also the way i roll is that a kitchen table is the workbench closest to the oven..

Niner
11-28-2007, 01:42 PM
theyre not into antiques. theyre into stuff thats shiney and german
Someone in that big ass city is.
girls w guns shirts coming soon....

Not a fan. Where is the Niner edition?

MikeM
11-28-2007, 01:42 PM
also the way i roll is that a kitchen table is the workbench closest to the oven..

by that logic my current kitchen table is my B bikes seat, since my grill is in my garage

Skillz954
11-28-2007, 01:42 PM
kitchens are good for working on bikes cuz of the oil resistant floors they use

+1 I have my bike in the kitchen, no kitchen table, but I do have a 5'x2.5' old school desk that I have all my tools in!! So it's a great place to work!!

MikeM
11-28-2007, 01:44 PM
girls w guns shirts coming soon....

see if you can get this one down to a couple layers

http://sprinklerdoc.com/dategonebad.jpg

Skillz954
11-28-2007, 01:44 PM
girls w guns shirts coming soon....

I like it but think the gun is slighty large for the picture.....

ScottFuries
11-28-2007, 01:44 PM
:yes: Where is the Niner edition?

soon:yes:

Skillz954
11-28-2007, 01:45 PM
see if you can get this one down to a couple layers

http://sprinklerdoc.com/dategonebad.jpg

that's stoopid hot and she's obviously turned on.....although I hate when they take pictures with an obviously empty gun

MikeM
11-28-2007, 01:47 PM
that's stoopid hot and she's obviously turned on.....although I hate when they take pictures with an obviously empty gun

who isnt?

MikeM
11-28-2007, 01:47 PM
that's stoopid hot and she's obviously turned on.....although I hate when they take pictures with an obviously empty gun

people with tits like that should hold loaded guns

Niner
11-28-2007, 01:47 PM
that's stoopid hot and she's obviously turned on.....although I hate when they take pictures with an obviously empty gun

You were looking at the empty cylinder? I didn't even notice until you said something.

Skillz954
11-28-2007, 01:48 PM
You were looking at the empty cylinder? I didn't even notice until you said something.

dude when I'm looking down the barrel I always look at the cylinders......it makes a difference......:thumbsup

MikeM
11-28-2007, 01:50 PM
dude when I'm looking down the barrel I always look at the cylinders......it makes a difference......:thumbsup

we know what skillz is thinking.. hes thinking "did she fire 6 shots or was that 5?..."

Niner
11-28-2007, 01:51 PM
dude when I'm looking down the barrel I always look at the cylinders......it makes a difference......:thumbsup

you can't see the one chamber in the cylinder that matters so whatdoes it matter?:ese:

MikeM
11-28-2007, 01:52 PM
you can't see the one chamber in the cylinder that matters so whatdoes it matter?:ese:

its a revolver, so that matters if its not cocked yet

Niner
11-28-2007, 01:54 PM
its a revolver, so that matters if its not cocked yet

I'd cock her.:yes:

Skillz954
11-28-2007, 01:54 PM
we know what skillz is thinking.. hes thinking "did she fire 6 shots or was that 5?..."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH classic dirty harry reference :clint:

Skillz954
11-28-2007, 01:55 PM
you can't see the one chamber in the cylinder that matters so whatdoes it matter?:ese:

if she was pointing at you you could.......and that means she may only have one shot.......and she doesn't look like a marksman!! :thumbsup

Skillz954
11-28-2007, 01:56 PM
I'd cock her.:yes:

+1 once for every cylinder......:patriot:

MikeM
11-28-2007, 02:01 PM
if she was pointing at you you could.......and that means she may only have one shot.......and she doesn't look like a marksman!! :thumbsup

id hi the bullseye for sure

Skillz954
11-28-2007, 02:07 PM
id hi the browneye for sure

I know you would!! :thumbsup

MikeM
11-28-2007, 02:10 PM
I know you would!! :thumbsup

shes hot enough that id let her piss on my leg in the shower

Skillz954
11-28-2007, 02:15 PM
shes hot enough that id let her piss on my leg in the shower

you already let becky do that anyway....

MikeM
11-28-2007, 02:17 PM
tonight i lift my bike and test it out

Skillz954
11-28-2007, 02:22 PM
tonight i lift my bike and test it out

lift what and test huh??

fatboystuntz
11-28-2007, 02:22 PM
finally got cleared by the DR to go back to work, but decided to take the rest of the week off and strat fresh monday...

also scored an awesome deal on parts for my bike last nite...
brand new voretx +14, +12, -1 and RX chain
vortex clip ons in great shape
and a complete 04 front end minus wheel thats mint...

fatboystuntz
11-28-2007, 02:23 PM
all for 60 bux

MikeM
11-28-2007, 02:33 PM
you already let becky do that anyway....

i peed in her ass once. it was the funniest thing ever

MikeM
11-28-2007, 02:34 PM
all for 60 bux

holy shit

did you have to threaten to throw anyone off a balcony?

MikeM
11-28-2007, 02:35 PM
lift what and test huh??

my bike is getting a lift kit installed tonight

just to do stoppies pretty much

fatboystuntz
11-28-2007, 02:36 PM
holy shit

did you have to threaten to throw anyone off a balcony?

nah surprisinly not...dont really know if im gonna get that front end sleeved by FT or if im just gonna sell it...

MikeM
11-28-2007, 02:38 PM
nah surprisinly not...dont really know if im gonna get that front end sleeved by FT or if im just gonna sell it...

sell it :twocents:

wait dont you sort of need a new front end anyway?

fatboystuntz
11-28-2007, 02:41 PM
sell it :twocents:

wait dont you sort of need a new front end anyway?

yea, im tryin to score a 07 off kawiforums but the guy is being a douche...think if that falls thru i might get this one sleeved and hang on to it...cuz im planning on having a backup/street bike for next season

MikeM
11-28-2007, 02:43 PM
yea, im tryin to score a 07 off kawiforums but the guy is being a douche...think if that falls thru i might get this one sleeved and hang on to it...cuz im planning on having a backup/street bike for next season

what do you expect from a guy on kawiforums? :cop:

nalepka13
11-28-2007, 02:48 PM
An older, white haired man walked into a jewelry store one Friday
>evening with a beautiful young gal at his side. He told the jeweler
>he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend.
>
>The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring
>and showed it to him. The old man said, "I don't think you
>understand, I want something very special."
>
>At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought
>another ring over.
>
>"Here's a stunning ring at only $40,000," the jeweler said.
>
>The young lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with
>excitement.
>
>The old man seeing this said, "We'll take it."
>
>The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the old man stated by
>check. "I know you need to make sure the check is good, so I'll
>write it now and you can call the bank on Monday to verify the funds
>and I'll pick the ring up Monday afternoon," he said.
>
>Monday morning, a very teed-off jeweler phoned the old man. "There's
>no money in that account."
>
>"I know", said the old man, "but can you imagine the weekend I had?"

hhaaahha thats a good one:) hahahaha lol

fatboystuntz
11-28-2007, 02:52 PM
what do you expect from a guy on kawiforums? :cop:

yea he wanteed 300shipped so i said deal...now hes saying he wants to sell the whole complete thing as 1 and wont give me a price

Skillz954
11-28-2007, 02:52 PM
my bike is getting a lift kit installed tonight

just to do stoppies pretty much

oh that's right you wanted to lift the ass end

Skillz954
11-28-2007, 02:53 PM
yea he wanteed 300shipped so i said deal...now hes saying he wants to sell the whole complete thing as 1 and wont give me a price

GAYNESS :bjspray

Skillz954
11-28-2007, 03:15 PM
I'm out kids Night!!

MikeM
11-28-2007, 03:57 PM
so i snuck out of work today at 3:50something to catch the 4:16 train. when i walked out of the building i encountered one of the people i was looking for today, having a cigarette. bad timing. i had to go back up, and swap hard drives in her laptop, and then install her blackberry software. then 2 more users found me while i was in her office. now its 5 and im still at work. time for a long cold walk to the train station, followed by a ride on a train so crowded that i wont get a seat

scott3824
11-28-2007, 04:50 PM
new rule .... no eating in the office in my house since there is shit all over my keyboard

scott3824
11-28-2007, 05:16 PM
niner what should i buy for my truck

MikeM
11-28-2007, 05:38 PM
new rule .... no eating in the office in my house since there is shit all over my keyboard

no shitting on the keyboard!!

MikeM
11-28-2007, 05:38 PM
niner what should i buy for my truck

a higher quality driver :ese:

scott3824
11-28-2007, 05:51 PM
Just ordered this along with the billet housing ..

http://www.dieselsite.com/index.asp?PageAction=VIEWPROD&ProdID=186

scott3824
11-28-2007, 05:52 PM
a higher quality driver :ese:

i will drive over your jeep :patriot:

beckybBITCHES
11-28-2007, 05:53 PM
hi scoot. i have to be a nurse now when i grow up...bummer

MikeM
11-28-2007, 05:59 PM
i will drive over your jeep :patriot:

go ahead i dont really want it anymore

MikeM
11-28-2007, 06:00 PM
hi scoot. i have to be a nurse now when i grow up...bummer

i hope you have big tits when you grow up

MikeM
11-28-2007, 06:05 PM
hi scoot. i have to be a nurse now when i grow up...bummer
a head nurse?

Niner
11-28-2007, 06:20 PM
new rule .... no eating in the office in my house since there is shit all over my keyboard
Borne dropping gas station donut crumbs in there?

niner what should i buy for my truck
An exhaust.
Just ordered this along with the billet housing ..

http://www.dieselsite.com/index.asp?PageAction=VIEWPROD&ProdID=186
Nice. I want to get one of them for fuel milage. My truck loves to run warm.

i will drive over your jeep :patriot:

No you won't, it will cut up the fancy tires and scuff the shiney rims.

MikeM
11-28-2007, 06:25 PM
heres the weirdest thing ive seen so far today

YouTube - Broadcast Yourself.

stuntsteel
11-28-2007, 06:53 PM
do they have freaking stockings on their heads?

wtf?

beckybBITCHES
11-28-2007, 08:12 PM
i just ate some sushi now i want to make myself vomit...not that good tonight

ScottFuries
11-28-2007, 09:12 PM
just went to the store...got some food...came home and my microwave shit itself.
im pissed
like 80% of the shit i got is microwavable too.

ScottFuries
11-28-2007, 09:13 PM
and im hungry

fatboystuntz
11-28-2007, 09:35 PM
better go get a half price roaster

ScottFuries
11-28-2007, 09:39 PM
better go get a half price roaster

thats what i orginally went for too...

beckybBITCHES
11-28-2007, 10:13 PM
An older, white haired man walked into a jewelry store one Friday
>evening with a beautiful young gal at his side. He told the jeweler
>he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend.
>
>The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring
>and showed it to him. The old man said, "I don't think you
>understand, I want something very special."
>
>At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought
>another ring over.
>
>"Here's a stunning ring at only $40,000," the jeweler said.
>
>The young lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with
>excitement.
>
>The old man seeing this said, "We'll take it."
>
>The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the old man stated by
>check. "I know you need to make sure the check is good, so I'll
>write it now and you can call the bank on Monday to verify the funds
>and I'll pick the ring up Monday afternoon," he said.
>
>Monday morning, a very teed-off jeweler phoned the old man. "There's
>no money in that account."
>
>"I know", said the old man, "but can you imagine the weekend I had?"

ahahhahahahahahahahah :dong:

beckybBITCHES
11-28-2007, 10:14 PM
i'm soooooooooooo bored

MikeM
11-29-2007, 07:38 AM
i just ate some sushi now i want to make myself vomit...not that good tonight

id rather eat vomit!!

MikeM
11-29-2007, 07:39 AM
didnt get around to lifting my bike last ngiht. i think that might require taking the tank off, which is sort of an issue with my damper setup

MikeM
11-29-2007, 07:40 AM
didnt get around to lifting my bike last ngiht. i think that might require taking the tank off, which is sort of an issue with my damper setup

i just ended up riding the whole time until the cops kicked us out

Niner
11-29-2007, 07:40 AM
I think my thumb is healed, but it has like 1/8 the rage of movement it did.

MikeM
11-29-2007, 07:40 AM
I think my thumb is healed, but it has like 1/8 the rage of movement it did.

give it another week then start stretching it

Niner
11-29-2007, 07:57 AM
give it another week then start stretching it

I'm leaving the splint off 1/2 the time and wiggling it around to try to stretch it.

Niner
11-29-2007, 08:04 AM
How did lifting the bike work out?

AzN~BoI_585
11-29-2007, 08:09 AM
damn and I thought I had ADD...but I am an ADDtard...

Should I get a motard or 250 2-stroke for FMX...if I get the motard 2 stroke or 4?

what should I eat for lunch...no sushi that shits nasty

AzN~BoI_585
11-29-2007, 08:11 AM
oh yea that by far is one of the weirdest fuckin vids Ive seen MikeM...was it supposed to be like a fetish porn or something...there was all that heavy breathing

MikeM
11-29-2007, 08:15 AM
How did lifting the bike work out?

i got stuck at work an extra hour and i didnt have time to do it. i should prototype it up on my other bike since the tank is already off

MikeM
11-29-2007, 08:16 AM
oh yea that by far is one of the weirdest fuckin vids Ive seen MikeM...was it supposed to be like a fetish porn or something...there was all that heavy breathing

i dont know whats its intent is. i was following a trail of blondes, legs, and stockings and i saw that one and had to click it

Niner
11-29-2007, 08:17 AM
i got stuck at work an extra hour and i didnt have time to do it. i should prototype it up on my other bike since the tank is already off

found time to smoke a blunt though I bet.

Niner
11-29-2007, 08:45 AM
Just ordered this along with the billet housing ..

http://www.dieselsite.com/index.asp?PageAction=VIEWPROD&ProdID=186

Might as well flush the cooling system while you are at it.

Niner
11-29-2007, 09:25 AM
I know Mike and Scoot know who this is.
http://www.kctv5.com/news/14715805/detail.html

Zuki750
11-29-2007, 09:35 AM
I know Mike and Scoot know who this is.
http://www.kctv5.com/news/14715805/detail.html
Who is that?

Skillz954
11-29-2007, 09:39 AM
Who is that?

+1......she looks kinda cute....:twocents:

Niner
11-29-2007, 09:42 AM
Who is that?

Google zoe zane......at home.:thumbsup

Zuki750
11-29-2007, 09:45 AM
Google zoe zane......at home.:thumbsup
Her site is down but I found a couple pictures. Am I supposed to recognize this person?

Niner
11-29-2007, 09:46 AM
Her site is down but I found a couple pictures. Am I supposed to recognize this person?

Mike and Scoot will.

Zuki750
11-29-2007, 09:47 AM
Oh, and it's Zoey Zane. Zoe Zane is some old bitch.

Niner
11-29-2007, 09:49 AM
Oh, and it's Zoey Zane. Zoe Zane is some old bitch.

Whatever.


This old bitch gets paid to do pretty much nothing.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071129/ap_on_re_us/stewardess_retires

Skillz954
11-29-2007, 09:49 AM
Mike and Scoot will.

because they know her personally or because they're both porn experts??

Skillz954
11-29-2007, 09:50 AM
Whatever.


This old bitch gets paid to do pretty much nothing.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071129/ap_on_re_us/stewardess_retires

I bet she can do things in an airplane bathroom that would blow your mind!!

Niner
11-29-2007, 09:50 AM
because they know her personally or because they're both porn experts??

Porn experts.

Zuki750
11-29-2007, 09:53 AM
Whatever.


This old bitch gets paid to do pretty much nothing.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071129/ap_on_re_us/stewardess_retires
Check out Zoe Zane at home. It's kinda sad.

Zuki750
11-29-2007, 09:53 AM
Porn experts.
That's not interesting. I thought it was someone they knew personally.

Skillz954
11-29-2007, 09:54 AM
That's not interesting. I thought it was someone they knew personally.

+1 that just kind of makes them losers.....

Niner
11-29-2007, 09:55 AM
Check out Zoe Zane at home. It's kinda sad.
How so. And I'm not checking it out at work.

Zuki750
11-29-2007, 09:55 AM
How so. And I'm not checking it out at work.
She's some old, ugly call girl.

letsride
11-29-2007, 09:58 AM
It looks like it might snow out

beckybBITCHES
11-29-2007, 09:58 AM
I know Mike and Scoot know who this is.
http://www.kctv5.com/news/14715805/detail.html

nigga that's my news channel :whoopass

Niner
11-29-2007, 09:59 AM
nigga that's my news channel :whoopass

Did you know this chick?

beckybBITCHES
11-29-2007, 10:05 AM
Did you know this chick?

yay we were bff's back in the day

just kidding, i didn't click on the link because when i go on it to catch up on kc news it freezes up my computer....copy and paste it please

letsride
11-29-2007, 10:05 AM
Shes ugly anyways

letsride
11-29-2007, 10:05 AM
Anyone listen to goldfinger???

Zuki750
11-29-2007, 10:06 AM
Shes ugly anyways
I doubt you would say that if she wanted to suck your dick.

Zuki750
11-29-2007, 10:07 AM
Anyone listen to goldfinger???
Never heard of them. I'm listening to The Agony Scene right now. Up next is some Lamb of God.

letsride
11-29-2007, 10:07 AM
I doubt you would say that if she wanted to suck your dick.

Ugly chicks can suck me off too, Im fine with that:yes:


As long as they arent fat ass' looking at my dong like its a hotdog or sausage

letsride
11-29-2007, 10:09 AM
Never heard of them. I'm listening to The Agony Scene right now. Up next is some Lamb of God.

They are an older Punk band, real good though

What kind of music is the Agony scene?

Niner
11-29-2007, 10:09 AM
Anyone listen to goldfinger???

I saw them play back in the day.

letsride
11-29-2007, 10:09 AM
If you get a chance download Mable, Disorder, and Open your eyes by Goldfinger Obv.

letsride
11-29-2007, 10:10 AM
I saw them play back in the day.

Nice, I dont even know if they're still together. I like em though

letsride
11-29-2007, 10:11 AM
haha my pc just started play the wreck of the edmond fitzgerald lol

Niner
11-29-2007, 10:11 AM
Never heard of them. I'm listening to The Agony Scene right now. Up next is some Lamb of God.

Here in your bedroom was their one hit wonder. Back in the ska explosion of the late 90's.

letsride
11-29-2007, 10:13 AM
Here in your bedroom was their one hit wonder. Back in the ska explosion of the late 90's.

Im goin to try and DL s ome stuff by them. Ive never heard em

letsride
11-29-2007, 10:17 AM
Here in your bedroom was their one hit wonder. Back in the ska explosion of the late 90's.

What are some other good ones??

Niner
11-29-2007, 10:17 AM
Im goin to try and DL s ome stuff by them. Ive never heard em

If you are over the age of 23 you will recognize here in your bedroom when you hear it.

Niner
11-29-2007, 10:18 AM
What are some other good ones??

I don't know. It was a free show at my cousin's college so I went. I just went to push people around in the mosh pit.

letsride
11-29-2007, 10:20 AM
haha cool, I just dled a bunch of random song by them

letsride
11-29-2007, 10:20 AM
Damn I have 94 hours of music on here and it only takes up 6 gigs

letsride
11-29-2007, 10:24 AM
Were any of you into that whole raver scene in the late 90's??? early 2k??

Niner
11-29-2007, 10:26 AM
Were any of you into that whole raver scene in the late 90's??? early 2k??

I was a college student living an hour from Detroit and the RA down the hall was a speed garage DJ. LOL

MikeM
11-29-2007, 10:27 AM
found time to smoke a blunt though I bet.

yeah we smoked a fat one at the spot.

letsride
11-29-2007, 10:30 AM
I was a college student living an hour from Detroit and the RA down the hall was a speed garage DJ. LOL

I have so much techno music that sucks sooooo bad unless you're rollin your face off. I cant beeave people listen to that junk when they arent fuggeed up

Niner
11-29-2007, 10:32 AM
I have so much techno music that sucks sooooo bad unless you're rollin your face off. I cant beeave people listen to that junk when they arent fuggeed up

It's fun to listen to diving through nasty snow storms.

Zuki750
11-29-2007, 10:32 AM
They are an older Punk band, real good though

What kind of music is the Agony scene?
The Agony Scene is metal.

http://www.myspace.com/agonyscene

Zuki750
11-29-2007, 10:33 AM
Anybody seen the video for Killswitch Engage's cover of Holy Diver? It's pretty funny. You can check it out on You Tube.

letsride
11-29-2007, 10:34 AM
It's fun to listen to diving through nasty snow storms.

True, I used to eat rolls and drive around in the snow with techno blairing. It was awesome. Pullin ebrakes everywhere. I love driving in the snow, thats my second fav thing to do besides wheelies lol

MikeM
11-29-2007, 10:35 AM
I know Mike and Scoot know who this is.
http://www.kctv5.com/news/14715805/detail.html

yeah i googled her and i cant get to any of the results at all from work. who is it? someone from susa or sl?

letsride
11-29-2007, 10:35 AM
The Agony Scene is metal.

http://www.myspace.com/agonyscene

I just got some songs from them, eh nothing special to me. What are some songs you like by them?

MikeM
11-29-2007, 10:36 AM
Anyone listen to goldfinger???

i stole their album back in the day. pretty good, and some kicking bass for the time

Niner
11-29-2007, 10:37 AM
Anybody seen the video for Killswitch Engage's cover of Holy Diver? It's pretty funny. You can check it out on You Tube.

No I can't.:whoopass

MikeM
11-29-2007, 10:38 AM
Were any of you into that whole raver scene in the late 90's??? early 2k??

yeah, that scene paid off my college loans and got me pussy that was way out of my league

letsride
11-29-2007, 10:39 AM
i stole their album back in the day. pretty good, and some kicking bass for the time

Yup, I like them because they never sold out and became a pussy punk band like greenday or blink

MikeM
11-29-2007, 10:39 AM
I have so much techno music that sucks sooooo bad unless you're rollin your face off. I cant beeave people listen to that junk when they arent fuggeed up

thats kinda how i feel abut most of it too. some of the light trance is cool for background music when you're cruising around with your friends

MikeM
11-29-2007, 10:40 AM
Anybody seen the video for Killswitch Engage's cover of Holy Diver? It's pretty funny. You can check it out on You Tube.

no, i havent. and no, i cant. :censored

MikeM
11-29-2007, 10:41 AM
True, I used to eat rolls and drive around in the snow with techno blairing. It was awesome. Pullin ebrakes everywhere. I love driving in the snow, thats my second fav thing to do besides wheelies lol

hahaha yeah that shit is fun. my favorite was to roll and then see how long i could keep my katana topped out for on the expressway. looking back...

letsride
11-29-2007, 10:42 AM
yeah, that scene paid off my college loans and got me pussy that was way out of my league

I never made it to a Rave but I still want to go, you cant find them really anymore, your best bet is just going to a club on certain nights because half the people are rollin anyways

Niner
11-29-2007, 10:42 AM
hahaha yeah that shit is fun. my favorite was to roll and then see how long i could keep my katana topped out for on the expressway. looking back...

Sound like some meathead that lives in Toledo. except he is a roid head and has a busa.

Niner
11-29-2007, 10:43 AM
I never made it to a Rave but I still want to go, you cant find them really anymore, your best bet is just going to a club on certain nights because half the people are rollin anyways

They still have them in Detroit, but they are in dance halls/ clubs instead of warehouses owned by shady people with mod ties now.

Niner
11-29-2007, 10:44 AM
Check out the "techno viking" video. Reason #1 why you shouldn't do drugs.

letsride
11-29-2007, 10:45 AM
hahaha yeah that shit is fun. my favorite was to roll and then see how long i could keep my katana topped out for on the expressway. looking back...

LMAO!! Ive done that, Me and my buddy were both all fucked up and he wanted to go for A ride and I was all fucked up so im like hell ya lets go, we stopped to smoke a butt and the cops came ansd told us they didnt want our kind around there, we looked like faggots, 2 dudes on a bike, he had a bathing suit on the a button up shirt lol It was funny

letsride
11-29-2007, 10:46 AM
They still have them in Detroit, but they are in dance halls/ clubs instead of warehouses owned by shady people with mod ties now.

Same here basically, the dont call thewm raves though. But they do have a few every summer up near Zuki in the middle of no where

letsride
11-29-2007, 10:47 AM
Check out the "techno viking" video. Reason #1 why you shouldn't do drugs.

Where?????

letsride
11-29-2007, 10:49 AM
Shitty, I got a funeral tomorrow too. You think I should get this chick a card or some Flowers? I know people send them to the funeral home. She's a real good friend and I dont wanna look like a dick.

MikeM
11-29-2007, 10:50 AM
I never made it to a Rave but I still want to go, you cant find them really anymore, your best bet is just going to a club on certain nights because half the people are rollin anyways

around 2000, the term 'rave' got taboo'd by the media. so then they got renamed partys, and yeah once e became mainstream you can just got to any club

Niner
11-29-2007, 10:52 AM
Where?????
Any site that has videos or google
Shitty, I got a funeral tomorrow too. You think I should get this chick a card or some Flowers? I know people send them to the funeral home. She's a real good friend and I dont wanna look like a dick.

#1 are you or are you trying to bang her?
#1 Is it her aunt/ uncle/ grandma/grandpa/ parent/ brother/ sister?

If yes to both 1 and 2 then yes, you should.

Niner
11-29-2007, 10:53 AM
around 2000, the term 'rave' got taboo'd by the media. so then they got renamed partys, and yeah once e became mainstream you can just got to any club

Yup. definately parties. I remember being corrected back in the day by the RA down the hall. He is one of my friends on myspace.

letsride
11-29-2007, 10:57 AM
Any site that has videos or google


#1 are you or are you trying to bang her?
#1 Is it her aunt/ uncle/ grandma/grandpa/ parent/ brother/ sister?

If yes to both 1 and 2 then yes, you should.

Yes and it was her father

MikeM
11-29-2007, 10:57 AM
hey niner you know who bob lutz is right?

MikeM
11-29-2007, 10:58 AM
Yes and it was her father

then do whatever you can afford to

Niner
11-29-2007, 10:58 AM
Yes and it was her father

There you go.:patriot:

Niner
11-29-2007, 10:59 AM
hey niner you know who bob lutz is right?

Uncle Bob? Yup.

Zuki750
11-29-2007, 11:00 AM
I just got some songs from them, eh nothing special to me. What are some songs you like by them?
The Darkest Red
Screams Turn to Silence
My Dark Desire
Scapegoat

Skillz954
11-29-2007, 11:00 AM
Ugly chicks can suck me off too, Im fine with that:yes:


As long as they arent fat ass' looking at my dong like its a hotdog or sausage

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :dong:

MikeM
11-29-2007, 11:01 AM
They can't change the amount of energy per gallon of diesel, it will always have more than gas.
What bob was saying is that for the new emmissions regulations, theyre going to have to spray a little extra fuel in AFTER teh combustion chamber to make sure everything gets burned, and thats whats going to kill the diesel advantage

letsride
11-29-2007, 11:01 AM
ok I have to go get a lock today, my brother is getting locked outta here for good, I had to take all my mothers checks yesterday and lock them up because I know he is going to start tryin to take those if he already took my dads

Niner
11-29-2007, 11:03 AM
What bob was saying is that for the new emmissions regulations, theyre going to have to spray a little extra fuel in AFTER teh combustion chamber to make sure everything gets burned, and thats whats going to kill the diesel advantage

That's only one method of reducing emissions.

Zuki750
11-29-2007, 11:03 AM
Same here basically, the dont call thewm raves though. But they do have a few every summer up near Zuki in the middle of no where
I don't know of any of that shit up here. We have quite a few pot festivals though. Some are even advertised on mainstream radio and cops are not allowed in.

The ultimate is called Chicken Fest. It is moved to a new secret location every year and you have to know someone organizing it to get invited. I've heard some crazy stories but never attended.

Niner
11-29-2007, 11:04 AM
That's only one method of reducing emissions.

I want a Russian MIG.

Zuki750
11-29-2007, 11:05 AM
I want a Russian MIG.
You and every other male on the face of the planet.

Zuki750
11-29-2007, 11:06 AM
I want a Russian MIG.
What do they cost? We should all pitch in. It'll be the PAR private jet. Only two people can ride in it but whatever.

MikeM
11-29-2007, 11:06 AM
I want a Russian MIG.

You and every other male on the face of the planet.

+ 2

Zuki750
11-29-2007, 11:06 AM
Lunch time

letsride
11-29-2007, 11:06 AM
I don't know of any of that shit up here. We have quite a few pot festivals though. Some are even advertised on mainstream radio and cops are not allowed in.

The ultimate is called Chicken Fest. It is moved to a new secret location every year and you have to know someone organizing it to get invited. I've heard some crazy stories but never attended.

They have them every year up in Maine, not sure of the town but I know its just a huge field near a lake. They post it at For the Ravers dot com

Niner
11-29-2007, 11:07 AM
You and every other male on the face of the planet.

Bob Lutz has one. But he is under contract that he can't fly it or anything else. He can fly in it, but he can't take the controls.

MikeM
11-29-2007, 11:07 AM
I don't know of any of that shit up here. We have quite a few pot festivals though. Some are even advertised on mainstream radio and cops are not allowed in.

The ultimate is called Chicken Fest. It is moved to a new secret location every year and you have to know someone organizing it to get invited. I've heard some crazy stories but never attended.

thats pretty sweet. i dont suppose you know anyone..?

Niner
11-29-2007, 11:07 AM
What do they cost? We should all pitch in. It'll be the PAR private jet. Only two people can ride in it but whatever.

I think 23 million.

Skillz954
11-29-2007, 11:10 AM
It's fun to listen to diving through nasty snow storms.

+1 or when you're really busy and just wanna drown everything out

Skillz954
11-29-2007, 11:12 AM
I never made it to a Rave but I still want to go, you cant find them really anymore, your best bet is just going to a club on certain nights because half the people are rollin anyways

burning man :twocents:

MikeM
11-29-2007, 11:12 AM
Bob Lutz has one. But he is under contract that he can't fly it or anything else. He can fly in it, but he can't take the controls.

According to George Lazik, a Woodland Hills resident who flies his MiG-17 out of Van Nuys Airport, pilots must pass rigorous tests to fly the jets, racking up 1,000 hours of flight experience and making a trip in the plane that is scrutinized by an FAA examiner. In addition, airport and FAA guidelines restrict where, when, and how the jets can fly

Niner
11-29-2007, 11:12 AM
+1 or when you're really busy and just wanna drown everything out

http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail45.html

Niner
11-29-2007, 11:13 AM
According to George Lazik, a Woodland Hills resident who flies his MiG-17 out of Van Nuys Airport, pilots must pass rigorous tests to fly the jets, racking up 1,000 hours of flight experience and making a trip in the plane that is scrutinized by an FAA examiner. In addition, airport and FAA guidelines restrict where, when, and how the jets can fly

That's not the limitation placed on uncle Bob. GM just doesn't want him crashing and killing himself.

MikeM
11-29-2007, 11:13 AM
I think 23 million.

$75,000

plus about a million to refurbish and demillitarize it


thats really not that bad. the catch is, it say they cost about $4000 an hour to run

Skillz954
11-29-2007, 11:14 AM
Yes and it was her father

then that was a stoopid question.......but don't hit on her at the funeral

MikeM
11-29-2007, 11:14 AM
That's not the limitation placed on uncle Bob. GM just doesn't want him crashing and killing himself.

oh

i gotcha. does he have a heart problem or anything?

letsride
11-29-2007, 11:14 AM
then that was a stoopid question.......but don't hit on her at the funeral

duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuur lol

Niner
11-29-2007, 11:14 AM
$75,000

plus about a million to refurbish and demillitarize it


thats really not that bad. the catch is, it say they cost about $4000 an hour to run

That's it?

MikeM
11-29-2007, 11:14 AM
then that was a stoopid question.......but don't hit on her at the funeral

yeah dont try to smell her crack either

Niner
11-29-2007, 11:15 AM
oh

i gotcha. does he have a heart problem or anything?

I'm not his doctor.

MikeM
11-29-2007, 11:15 AM
That's it?

heres my source http://www.nonoise.org/news/1997/may11.htm

4th article down

MikeM
11-29-2007, 11:15 AM
I'm not his doctor.

you're his nephew

letsride
11-29-2007, 11:16 AM
then that was a stoopid question.......but don't hit on her at the funeral

Ya but would you send flowers or whatever to the funeral home or give em to her in person at the funeral or just the next time I see her?

Skillz954
11-29-2007, 11:17 AM
http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail45.html

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH :patriot:

Niner
11-29-2007, 11:18 AM
heres my source http://www.nonoise.org/news/1997/may11.htm

4th article down

1,400 mph
Fucking bas ass.:yes:

Skillz954
11-29-2007, 11:18 AM
Ya but would you send flowers or whatever to the funeral home or give em to her in person at the funeral or just the next time I see her?

see the flowers are suppossed to be for the dead persons grave.....so bring flowers and make sure she sees you put them on the grave....:twocents:

Niner
11-29-2007, 11:19 AM
you're his nephew

Not really. That's just what my friend who works at GM calls him.

Niner
11-29-2007, 11:19 AM
Ya but would you send flowers or whatever to the funeral home or give em to her in person at the funeral or just the next time I see her?

Have them sent to her house.

Niner
11-29-2007, 11:20 AM
SwallickTOS,
Who the fuck?

MikeM
11-29-2007, 11:21 AM
it was cold last night so i let a little more air out of my tire, from 25 to 22. it hooked up a lot better but it didnt feel smooth anymore

Skillz954
11-29-2007, 11:25 AM
lunch time

MikeM
11-29-2007, 11:27 AM
i wish there was a nice warm place to smoke pot in brooklyn

MikeM
11-29-2007, 11:27 AM
im gonna go do some work i guess

Niner
11-29-2007, 11:31 AM
i wish there was a nice warm place to smoke pot in brooklyn

Man, you just hate life right now don't you?

MikeM
11-29-2007, 11:33 AM
Man, you just hate life right now don't you?

im an optimist, and i cant find a single good thing to focus on

Alie
11-29-2007, 11:44 AM
im an optimist, and i cant find a single good thing to focus on

i got one...you could be in jersey.

MikeM
11-29-2007, 11:45 AM
i got one...you could be in jersey.

id rather be in jersey

MikeM
11-29-2007, 11:45 AM
i got one...you could be in jersey.

hey youre no longer dirty

Alie
11-29-2007, 11:51 AM
id rather be in jersey

i think you should reconsider that.

hey youre no longer dirty

yep, i'm just alie.

ScottFuries
11-29-2007, 11:52 AM
I have so much techno music that sucks sooooo bad unless you're rollin your face off. I cant beeave people listen to that junk when they arent fuggeed up

i think im the only old school techno dj that never did e...
it was fun back in the day of underground parties.
still have all my vinyl.

ScottFuries
11-29-2007, 11:53 AM
yep, i'm just alie.

hi just alie

Zuki750
11-29-2007, 11:56 AM
thats pretty sweet. i dont suppose you know anyone..?
I did while I was in college but they have since moved away.

Zuki750
11-29-2007, 11:59 AM
$75,000

plus about a million to refurbish and demillitarize it


thats really not that bad. the catch is, it say they cost about $4000 an hour to run
Our company plane was over 1 million. That sounds like a deal.

Zuki750
11-29-2007, 12:02 PM
Fuck demilitarizing it. I want rockets on the wings.

MikeM
11-29-2007, 12:07 PM
i think you should reconsider that.

when i think of jersey, i dont think of newark. i think of mountains and lakes and twisty roads with alot of traffic.

MikeM
11-29-2007, 12:11 PM
Fuck demilitarizing it. I want rockets on the wings.

me too

i dont really even need to fly in it. just having it in your front yard would be worth 75k alone

Skillz954
11-29-2007, 12:18 PM
im an optimist, and i cant find a single good thing to focus on

that blows.....have you tried the roof?? Not to jump.....but as a place to puff

MikeM
11-29-2007, 12:18 PM
this sure looks like a scam

http://newyork.craigslist.org/que/car/491171245.html