PimpusMaximus
02-14-2006, 06:03 PM
Ok, shit I learnt at stuntwars '06
-Just because Kane arrives in the back of an FMF boxvan doesn't mean he gives a shit about the FMF pipe on my '03 cr125.
-Tneck doesnt accept beer from some random kid(me) who says 'oh shit you served oversea's, heres a beer!'
-To have any fun you MUST have transportation, otherwise you're limited to la quinta and hooters..which blows
-Hooters girls will take your number but NEVER EVER dial it..
-Frisco melts from steak and shake at 2 will make you think their gods greatest invention..
-Always make sure the people staying in your room are the last ones out, otherwise korno and Jay from D unit will steal your beer.
-Dont EVER...EVER shoot a roman candle around 2502...it just seems like a bad idea
-To get any vagina you need a 'busa that has the forks dropped up in the clamps with a 10 foot swingarm and a crazy ass paint job.
-If you do not have a lighter, breaking the fan and bending the little grate in a la quinta hair dryer to get the coils redhot to light a blunt will NOT work and just shorts it out...Sorry la quinta..
Finally...
-Unless you like pubes and 20 differant forms of AIDS on your hotdog, do not, i repeat do NOT eat one from the lakeland track...
Oh yea, I forgot to mention...95% of people don't give a shit that you are 'noobkid001' haha.
Carry on :ill:
-Max
-Just because Kane arrives in the back of an FMF boxvan doesn't mean he gives a shit about the FMF pipe on my '03 cr125.
-Tneck doesnt accept beer from some random kid(me) who says 'oh shit you served oversea's, heres a beer!'
-To have any fun you MUST have transportation, otherwise you're limited to la quinta and hooters..which blows
-Hooters girls will take your number but NEVER EVER dial it..
-Frisco melts from steak and shake at 2 will make you think their gods greatest invention..
-Always make sure the people staying in your room are the last ones out, otherwise korno and Jay from D unit will steal your beer.
-Dont EVER...EVER shoot a roman candle around 2502...it just seems like a bad idea
-To get any vagina you need a 'busa that has the forks dropped up in the clamps with a 10 foot swingarm and a crazy ass paint job.
-If you do not have a lighter, breaking the fan and bending the little grate in a la quinta hair dryer to get the coils redhot to light a blunt will NOT work and just shorts it out...Sorry la quinta..
Finally...
-Unless you like pubes and 20 differant forms of AIDS on your hotdog, do not, i repeat do NOT eat one from the lakeland track...
Oh yea, I forgot to mention...95% of people don't give a shit that you are 'noobkid001' haha.
Carry on :ill:
-Max