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Skunky
02-22-2006, 08:12 AM
TWJ2RR: whats up Mandinga?
jimmyp000019: mandingo....or my nigga?
TWJ2RR: I don't have a nigga....laws against slavery and all. I should have your part here tomorrow. Along with the 8 retainers for it.
jimmyp000019: i love cream cheese and sushi
TWJ2RR: yes, and the eagle came down to take the bacon.....and who the hell is John!!!!
jimmyp000019: she is the one we need for the container
TWJ2RR: remember when Sam was walking near that rock and the dog had the tick in it's ear? That was a weird situation.
jimmyp000019: well yes sir i totally agree with pre marital sex...any one who disagrees needs to get some
TWJ2RR: abosolutely, we should get lunch after this.
jimmyp000019: sounds good to me
TWJ2RR: I hav eshark fins on the roof of my car now. Looks PIMP
jimmyp000019: deeper bluer my hand is like a sharks fin
TWJ2RR: Sally sells sea shells by the sea shore
jimmyp000019: on a unicycle with only pennies for change
TWJ2RR: I'll het you back later.....gotta go
jimmyp000019: thats what she said when i handed her a $100.00 bill
TWJ2RR: you shopuldn't talk about your call girl on AIM.....they're watching us
jimmyp000019: they always are aren't they


please continue here

Kunty
02-22-2006, 08:31 AM
can i have some of whatever you are on please

Skunky
02-22-2006, 09:08 AM
sure why not???? whatch got in trade?

:popcorn:

ChainReaction82
02-22-2006, 09:39 AM
the 5 o'clock free crack give-away :fluffy:

Skunky
02-22-2006, 10:24 AM
interesting, i'd prefer the ability to see through walls...but......... :hypnotize

TIM-IMR
02-22-2006, 10:25 AM
making steam with a grain of salt

Skunky
02-22-2006, 10:42 AM
TWJ2RR: are refried beans really refried?
jimmyp000019: it a good question post it in the approprite section please
jimmyp000019: hahaha
TWJ2RR: but you didn't answer my question about the grass seed they use.
jimmyp000019: i see if you can reiterate that to the man dreesed up as sponge bob square pants down the street at the carwash i'm sure he can point you in the right direction
TWJ2RR: yeah, he told me that the stool sample came back negative
jimmyp000019: is that a positive thing?
TWJ2RR: it had something to do with the security breach on the mainline to the server
jimmyp000019: hacking in is the new black this year
TWJ2RR: Sturgeons Tank Maintenance is on there way to help
jimmyp000019: wow i thought they never come...i mean they only live next door to the incredible hulk
TWJ2RR: the dirt keeps getting inside somehow, and we think that is why this is happening on a regular basis.
jimmyp000019: i was the one that told you guys that...why does everyone always try to take credit for my ideas
TWJ2RR: because you are greek and everyone knows that greeks try to take credit for everything. Like America and freedom, It's the only way of life
jimmyp000019: but america come from the greek word faggiotis, which obviuosly mean stupid french people
TWJ2RR: don't act like your not impressed
jimmyp000019: i am ohhh i am
TWJ2RR: did you see that guy who walked by the door with the black coat on? Those were really nice shoes
jimmyp000019: yeah and i believe that he was wearing bugle boy jeans
TWJ2RR: I think so too...he does like to make soup in sourdough bread bowls
jimmyp000019: while wearing his beirkenstocks in the snow...who does that still?
TWJ2RR: FUCKIN LEPRAUCHANS!!!

BeckyB
02-22-2006, 12:15 PM
gosh i wish i had aim at work again :bitchsla:

TIM-IMR
02-22-2006, 12:18 PM
I'm glad you don't :1hifu:

BeckyB
02-22-2006, 12:20 PM
I'm glad you don't :1hifu:
oh you sooooooo wish. :clint: do you remember my email? i'm bored and i'm sneaking on here cause if they catch me they'll can my ass :jerkit:

TIM-IMR
02-22-2006, 12:24 PM
^^not good....don;t lose your job over the internet and all the fun things it has to offer.

BeckyB
02-22-2006, 12:27 PM
^^not good....don;t lose your job over the internet and all the fun things it has to offer.
pffffft! my last day is on march 16th..they won't fire me.

TIM-IMR
02-22-2006, 12:30 PM
I'm going to laugh when your next post is from your home saying you got fire for fuckin off on the internet....part of my job is to be online, so I hav ethe excuse of why I'm on so much :popcorn:

Skunky
02-22-2006, 01:12 PM
TWJ2RR: did you get the fax yet?
jimmyp000019: which fax???
TWJ2RR: you don't remember, the one I sent you on 1/18/02 at 4:14pm about the claim that was denied for misuse and improper format when it was first submitted
jimmyp000019: oh yeah that one...no i didnt get it my slut secretary prob. ate it
TWJ2RR: yeah I had to put extra mayo on that tuna sangwich, cause the wrap made it taste too dry
jimmyp000019: i love sangwiches i usually cook them on my bunson burner...i keep all my recipies on schematics
TWJ2RR: you should have seen the pressure in that cylinder when I de-linted the sweater
jimmyp000019: did you use an atuomatic one or a manuel
jimmyp000019: ?
TWJ2RR: who is Manuel, I checked the manual and could him
TWJ2RR: oh, and it was on repeat by the way
jimmyp000019: well then that explains it all and manuel is my gay dressing service attendant at the garage he loves to check that oil
TWJ2RR: also make sure to tell him that the lock kit came in for his cross bars
TWJ2RR: he was waiting for them....impatient Panamanian
jimmyp000019: thank god been waiting on that since they were first announced in the gay motorists monthy in 1991
TWJ2RR: practice does make perfect, oh and there is a sample of butter peppercorn sauce available in aisle 3 at Hannafords next to the A1 and Red Hot
jimmyp000019: ohhhhh i currenty use the garlic one but ill try anything once....by the way what is the total pirce shipped for a one cent cigar from cuba?
TWJ2RR: give me a sec....I'll check. The good news is that the cigar is only one cent, but the shipping charge will vary by how fast you need it.
jimmyp000019: well i could use it today but with the prevailing winds coming in from the west i dont see it happening but ill keep my fingers crossed....unless ofcourse its coming by boat....
TWJ2RR: the new shakes from Sonic should be here soon, and they are coming via truck
jimmyp000019: ahhhh no weezing the juice no weezing
TWJ2RR: I know people who love using juice....and I'm mad at my father
TWJ2RR: I just saw orange pants with a denim jacket and brown boots on a lady with red hair....strange, I don't know anyone with orange pants, denim jacket, brown boots and red hair. It must hav ebeen a glitch in the matrix

Skunky
02-22-2006, 01:13 PM
i ahve no excuse i am just really bored and hate the world :clint:

f4igIRlie
02-22-2006, 02:51 PM
:dopey: :dopey: :dopey: :dopey: :dopey: huh????????

TIM-IMR
02-22-2006, 03:04 PM
you should get an award for that avatar :bouncy: