Advantages of Masterbation

[ChainReaction82]

As i sat last night at my computer, i thought of the many different reasons why beating my dick is acceptable in my eyes.

I don't have to roll over and cuddle after banging one off...and doing it out of spite because i'm hot and sleepy.

I don't have back talk...

I don't need a wash rag...i sometimes fall asleep and my dick is cool with air drying...

I don't have to share my bed...

It can happen at any given time at any given place... LOOK I'M DOING IT NOW!


ONE THING YOU MUST UNDERSTAND....I MAKE LOVE TO MY HAND...OH YOU MIGHT THINK ITS FUNNY..BUT I BEAT MY DICK LIKE IT OWES ME MONEY!!!!

sorry...long ass morning at work, and no gas station stop for pop tarts. I'm really annoyed right now :tired: :tired: :tired:

[warbuk]

somebody needs MJ

[ChainReaction82]

Nah no MJ...his jesus juice scares the be-jesus out of me. Just a little bishop polishing on my behalf here n there..and jai is a very happy camper :rolleyes:

[CHAIN_REACTION1]

Sound like you my friend have a little too much time on your hands....... :gay: :rotfl:







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[ChainReaction82]

:playnice ..GAF!

[Miss Chievous]

As i sat last night at my computer, i thought of the many different reasons why beating my dick is acceptable in my eyes.

I don't have to roll over and cuddle after banging one off...and doing it out of spite because i'm hot and sleepy.

I don't have back talk...

I don't need a wash rag...i sometimes fall asleep and my dick is cool with air drying...

I don't have to share my bed...

It can happen at any given time at any given place... LOOK I'M DOING IT NOW!


ONE THING YOU MUST UNDERSTAND....I MAKE LOVE TO MY HAND...OH YOU MIGHT THINK ITS FUNNY..BUT I BEAT MY DICK LIKE IT OWES ME MONEY!!!!

sorry...long ass morning at work, and no gas station stop for pop tarts. I'm really annoyed right now :tired: :tired: :tired:

+1 on not having to share your bed.... I like spreading out when I go to sleep :dance:

[CHAIN_REACTION1]

GET LOW to dat shyt........If I was there I'd leave when I'm done......... :gpimp






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[MANUBI33]

amen

[CHAIN_REACTION1]

I'm the type who can roll around in the bed by my dammy or press my shaft against her ass all night.......Just depends on what type or call it is.... :thumbsup

[ChainReaction82]

i must've been high as gnat twat to make this fuckin thread

[MikeM]

i must've been high as gnat twat to make this fuckin thread
its still funny

[ChainReaction82]

yea i guess in a horny, single mid life crisis type way