Most squidliest....

[fat_sac]

My boy crashed his new R6 this afternoon. It was kinda funny. No one was hurt, but he was looking at a chik and hit a curb...Bwhahahahahah. I know it's a bad thing to give nOObs a hard time, so I showed him some pointers, but damn if I couldn't stop laughing when he told me. He was one of those guys that had the have a pretty bike b/c he was gonna take care of it. Well....two weeks later, it's a little rashed. I'm glad he isn't hurt.

[warbuk]

now that's funny. glad ur boy is okey dokey haha

[Cattani]

Good shit. Bawahahahahahahahaha!

[louisvillerider]

almost as funny as this guy i know who tried to do a wheelie @ the mall infront of some chics, and wrecked, so to save face he did a kelm stand (before Kelm even posted his video) it was funny...and the chics were rolling...wish i had it on film

[MikeM]

Ive almost wrecked lookin at girls too

it happens

[PhearCVBz]

This wasn't really a "squid" moment, but it was still funny.

My buddy had just bought a zx9r....it was his first bike. It was February last year and we had 50 degree weather and the roads were clear. I talked him into taking it out for a spin. He had never ridden a sportbike before (except my old zx6r around the lawn) and he was really nervous because my driveway was still covered in snow. I took out my beat 929 with a bald back tire, went down the driveway and back up without any issues to show him it was cool.

So anyway we head out for a little 15 minute ride. All was cool. The funny part is the sun had come out around the mountain while we were gone, and it was beating on the snow in my driveway making it really slippery.

We pulled back into the driveway...I see him start to fishtail from side to side...finally the bike does a complete 180 and he drops it. Lucky for him it was an easy drop and into snow so it didn't even scratch it. Still a funny story to pick on him about though since it was his first ride.

The trusty old 929 made it up without a problem.

He ended up with more bad luck late last summer when he hit a dog and dumped the bike again...this time in pavement....$3500 damage to a bike he only paid $3500 for....the dog owners insurance covered it believe it or not.

[FerstlerSlim]

[QUOTE=PhearCVBz]This wasn't really a "squid" moment, but it was still funny.

QUOTE]

Actually it WAS a squid moment....squids stare at girls....Stunt pimps just go and pick them up.

Dave

[ChainReaction82]

i had a squid moment....riding my cousin's R1...got on a back street trying to impress him cuz he could ride and shit...trying not to be out done..hopped on his his shit...over clutched his shit...and next thing i knew i was rolling up the street and the bike was doing cartwheels in front of me. Was in bandages for about a month and a half

[fat_sac]

Lmao, it happens to folks I know. The dude was trying to impress folks on his first 100 miles EVER though. C'mon man. Anyway, he's starting to learn the importance of zip ties and why my shit ain't pretty, haha.