Dirty Mike Dirt!

[Niner]

we dont have emissions testing on bikes... yet

As long as the cops don't call you out on the street for not being streetlegal/safe you can drive whatever you want.

[Alie]

make pain stop

[Alie]

wazzup hookers

[Alie]

u guys do any riding?

[MikeM]

u guys do any riding?

Yeah!!


















no not really :(

[Zuki750]

u guys do any riding?
I put about 200 miles on my snowmobile.

[MikeM]

I put about 200 miles on my snowmobile.

I put about 200 on my jeep. I bet you had more fun

[Zuki750]

I put almost 400 on my truck to get those 200 on the sled but it was worth it.

[Zuki750]

Oh yeah, holy fucking snow banks. I wish I got a picture. They were within 2-3 feet of the telephone wires. It was like driving in a tunnel. You couldn't see shit on either side.

I stepped off the side of the trail to take a leak and went up to my armpits. Luckily I could still reach the sled to pull myself out and roll back onto the trail.

[Niner]

Oh yeah, holy fucking snow banks. I wish I got a picture. They were within 2-3 feet of the telephone wires. It was like driving in a tunnel. You couldn't see shit on either side.

I stepped off the side of the trail to take a leak and went up to my armpits. Luckily I could still reach the sled to pull myself out and roll back onto the trail.

Didn't bring your snow shoes?

[MikeM]

just bought all 3 fuel mileage mods

[MikeM]

I stepped off the side of the trail to take a leak and went up to my armpits. Luckily I could still reach the sled to pull myself out and roll back onto the trail.

i bet that was funny to see

[Niner]

just bought all 3 fuel mileage mods

I'm coming over once I get this load of ore delivered. Payed to well not to haul a second load.

[MikeM]

I'm coming over once I get this load of ore delivered. Payed to well not to haul a second load.

try to get your net worth up to 85 grand before you come. There are no euro trucks between 57 and 84 grand.

[Zuki750]

Didn't bring your snow shoes?
Nope, left them at home. I did go snowshoeing yesterday though.

[Zuki750]

try to get your net worth up to 85 grand before you come. There are no euro trucks between 57 and 84 grand.
Yeah, I got fucked on that deal. But I had 20,000 to spend on accessories right off the bat.

air filter
fuel filter
fuel injectors
lights
tires
high gear
gas tank

[Zuki750]

i bet that was funny to see
There was a little laughing going on. Everyone else just pissed on the trail.

[Niner]

try to get your net worth up to 85 grand before you come. There are no euro trucks between 57 and 84 grand.

I might be right about there after this run.

[MikeM]

Yeah, I got fucked on that deal. But I had 20,000 to spend on accessories right off the bat.

air filter
fuel filter
fuel injectors
lights
tires
high gear
gas tank

I had to take out a couple loans, then I had enough money for a better truck than i planned. This is my first Volvo, its pretty nice. Get this, the bed is ABOVE the cab, instead of behind it. I almost went to sleep in my drivers seat last night until i looked up.

[Alie]

Yeah!!



no not really :(

Booooooo.

I put about 200 miles on my snowmobile.

YAYYYYYYYY. I can't believe you still have snow on the ground.


I put about 200 on my jeep. I bet you had more fun

I bet he did too. where did u go?

[Zuki750]

try to get your net worth up to 85 grand before you come. There are no euro trucks between 57 and 84 grand.
He'll be there easy.

[Zuki750]

I might be right about there after this run.
You'll be about $82K before you sell off your accessories.

[MikeM]

I bet he did too. where did u go?

I went out to my old neighborhood and back, twice.

[Zuki750]

You'll be about $82K before you sell off your accessories.
You'll have almost $100K

[MikeM]

I think the TTE lowers your fuel mileage. Under "view my driver" I get 10.75 mpg. On my route dashboard its showing 9.5, with a tailwind. I guess thats realistic tho.

[Niner]

You'll be about $82K before you sell off your accessories.

And I got a ton of accessories to sell. If I would have made the move a weekago I could have saved a ton of $. I should have rented or leased. I have simulated buyers remorse.

[Niner]

You'll have almost $100K

That El Paseo to Arizona route was a huge money maker. I must have turned that loop half a dozen times.

[Zuki750]

And I got a ton of accessories to sell. If I would have made the move a weekago I could have saved a ton of $. I should have rented or leased. I have simulated buyers remorse.
I refueled almost all 290 gallons right before I decided to move to Europe. That was dumb.

[Niner]

I think the TTE lowers your fuel mileage. Under "view my driver" I get 10.75 mpg. On my route dashboard its showing 9.5, with a tailwind. I guess thats realistic tho.

Shouldn't it be better with a tailwind and worse with a headwind?

[MikeM]

I have simulated buyers remorse.

LMAO!!!! .

[Niner]

I refueled almost all 290 gallons right before I decided to move to Europe. That was dumb.

Should have dumped it out, lit it on fire and jumped your sled through the flames.

[MikeM]

I refueled almost all 290 gallons right before I decided to move to Europe. That was dumb.

hahahah I pushed my truck the last leg before selling it.

[MikeM]

Shouldn't it be better with a tailwind and worse with a headwind?

I think this is "better" and worse would be like 8 mpg. Im gonna see what it is with no wind in 20 minutes.

[Niner]

hahahah I pushed my truck the last leg before selling it.

Didn't you have to put like a gallon in to run the last leg?

[MikeM]

Didn't you have to put like a gallon in to run the last leg?

I had to refuel 1 leg out of miami :banghead I did like a 30% refuel which lasted the rest of the day

[Zuki750]

I had to refuel 1 leg out of miami :banghead I did like a 30% refuel which lasted the rest of the day
Isn't that the minimum refuel?

[MikeM]

And I got a ton of accessories to sell. If I would have made the move a weekago I could have saved a ton of $. I should have rented or leased. I have simulated buyers remorse.

I wanted to pimp the 1963 kenworth around for a few days but it wouldnt let me. Admin said the sub 2001 trucks were good for both continents but apparently that was false.

[Zuki750]

Isn't that the minimum refuel?
A blonde and a brunette were taking the elevator from the lobby up to the 25th floor of an office building.

On the 21st floor, a very handsome looking young man wearing a dark business suit gets on the elevator. He has great hair but has an obvious dandruff problem, as it is sprinkled all over his dark suit.

The women exchange a look acknowledging just how good looking this man is.
The man gets off the elevator on the 24th floor.

The women watch him exit the elevator. As the elevator doors close, the brunette turns to the blonde and says, "God! Was he good looking! But someone ought to give him some Head & Shoulders."

The blonde thinks a second, and replies, "How do you give shoulders........?"

[MikeM]

Isn't that the minimum refuel?

25% is the minimum

[MikeM]

A blonde and a brunette were taking the elevator from the lobby up to the 25th floor of an office building.

On the 21st floor, a very handsome looking young man wearing a dark business suit gets on the elevator. He has great hair but has an obvious dandruff problem, as it is sprinkled all over his dark suit.

The women exchange a look acknowledging just how good looking this man is.
The man gets off the elevator on the 24th floor.

The women watch him exit the elevator. As the elevator doors close, the brunette turns to the blonde and says, "God! Was he good looking! But someone ought to give him some Head & Shoulders."

The blonde thinks a second, and replies, "How do you give shoulders........?"
haha i'll take the blonde

[Niner]

Isn't that the minimum refuel?

I think so. I need to plan my refuel on this last trip carefully.

[Niner]

Plan for tonight if I don't feel like death warmed over when I get home:
Install oil reservoir on DRZ
measure extention length needed for bicycle spedometer
Create parts list for YZ (or find previously created one)
Get replacement screw for acerbis headlight.

[MikeM]

not looking good

http://sirocco.accuweather.com/nx_mosaic_640x480c/SIR/inmaSIRNE.gif

[MikeM]

9.3 mph with no wind

[Niner]

not looking good

http://sirocco.accuweather.com/nx_mosaic_640x480c/SIR/inmaSIRNE.gif

At least it isn't snow.:thumbsup

I have $800 to get my DRZ put back together, insured and registered.
Get the 954 forks on the F4i rebuilt.
buy the parts I need for the YZ

$198.15 is for insurance
$270 is going to sales tax right off the top.
That leaves me with around $330.

[Niner]

At least it isn't snow.:thumbsup

I have $800 to get my DRZ put back together, insured and registered.
Get the 954 forks on the F4i rebuilt.
buy the parts I need for the YZ

$198.15 is for insurance
$270 is going to sales tax right off the top.
That leaves me with around $330.

DRZ doesn't need anything that I don't already have purchased at this point.
$80 to rebuild the F4i forks and probably around $20 for straps for the headlight I scored for free.

That's $230 left. Damn, I might even have enough left after the YZ to get my powdercoating setup.

[MikeM]

At least it isn't snow.:thumbsup

I have $800 to get my DRZ put back together, insured and registered.
Get the 954 forks on the F4i rebuilt.
buy the parts I need for the YZ

$198.15 is for insurance
$270 is going to sales tax right off the top.
That leaves me with around $330.

to spend on drugs

[MikeM]

DRZ doesn't need anything that I don't already have purchased at this point.
$80 to rebuild the F4i forks and probably around $20 for straps for the headlight I scored for free.

That's $230 left. Damn, I might even have enough left after the YZ to get my powdercoating setup.

keep it in your truck in case you get an rmf. rmf's in real life cost a lot more than 60 bucks

[Niner]

to spend on drugs
Probably pay down my credit card some more with it.
keep it in your truck in case you get an rmf. rmf's in real life cost a lot more than 60 bucks

I have other $ if that happens. I kid of set this $ aside as "get bikes back together and get one 100% road legal money".

[MikeM]

im starving

[Zuki750]

im starving
Get something to eat.

[MikeM]

Get something to eat.

im waiting for my partner. But hes doing actual work so i cant tell him to stop what hes doing

[Alie]

At least it isn't snow.:thumbsup

This sucks.

[Niner]

Back to look for my to do list.

[Niner]

Back to look for my to do list.

Found my YZ parts list.
Got my Acerbis bolt loaded up to match up later tonight/ tomorrow
putting the oil breather tank on after the tigers game.
measured up the spedo cable length and cut, just have to get/ find some sheet metal to make a pick up mount. Should get some aluminum L-stock/ flat stock to make a foot cheater rest.

Damn, tigers lost. Time to do work.

[MikeM]

http://www.trukz.com/images/cities/Zurich.jpg


You have completed your route to Zurich on time

[MikeM]

Found my YZ parts list.
Got my Acerbis bolt loaded up to match up later tonight/ tomorrow
putting the oil breather tank on after the tigers game.
measured up the spedo cable length and cut, just have to get/ find some sheet metal to make a pick up mount. Should get some aluminum L-stock/ flat stock to make a foot cheater rest.

Damn, tigers lost. Time to do work.

Its always a good idea to have stock of aluminum L stock. especially 1 inch

[MikeM]

Hauling 50000 pounds of Gems from Zurich to Rome will earn your driver $1.61 per mile, a total of $821.56 for the entire route.

Hauling 50000 pounds of Gems from Zurich to Warsaw will earn your driver $1.33 per mile, a total of $1036.54 for the entire route.

Hauling 50000 pounds of Gems from Zurich to Bucharest will earn your driver $1.20 per mile, a total of $1250.96 for the entire route.


I think im gonna head to warsaw. Its right on the way to st pete

[MikeM]

Its always a good idea to have stock of aluminum L stock. especially 1 inch

shit if i had a good welder, id make everything i own out of aluminum L stock

[Niner]

Its always a good idea to have stock of aluminum L stock. especially 1 inch

I need something bigger than that. I'm going to use the 2 bolt holes that are supposed to hold on the toolbag to mount a cheater footrest like farias uses on his bikes. Can be easily removed for stoppie practice.

[Niner]

Found my YZ parts list.
Got my Acerbis bolt loaded up to match up later tonight/ tomorrow
putting the oil breather tank on after the tigers game.
measured up the spedo cable length and cut, just have to get/ find some sheet metal to make a pick up mount. Should get some aluminum L-stock/ flat stock to make a foot cheater rest.

Damn, tigers lost. Time to do work.

Shit the exhaust has to come off for the oil tank to go in.

I'm not up for that much work.

Got the notice that the spedo drive eliminator will be waiting in at the post office for me tomorrow.:thumbsup

[Dan]

its fucking march 31st and theres a blizzard outside right now...fucking minnesota.

[MikeM]

I need something bigger than that. I'm going to use the 2 bolt holes that are supposed to hold on the toolbag to mount a cheater footrest like farias uses on his bikes. Can be easily removed for stoppie practice.

You might wanna use steel :twocents: if you're putting all your weight on it

[Niner]

You might wanna use steel :twocents: if you're putting all your weight on it

True. Have so see what I can scam for free from work.

[Niner]

Scott sings this while he works:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1809365

[MikeM]

Scott sings this while he works:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1809365

I used to work at a web design firm and everythign that guys saying is correct.

[ScottFuries]

there are alot of bolts on the floor of my garage.

[MikeM]

Pretty nice Дагестан in a Камаз

YouTube - Дагестан Камаз

[scott3824]

whats up fuckers ... long funeral yesterday ....

[Niner]

Scoot should find the web design rap soon.

[scott3824]

Not gonna watch something with sound at work

[Niner]

Not gonna watch something with sound at work

The other it nerds will love it.

[scott3824]

I'll watch it at lunch ....

sprocket got here yesterday, i am very impressed with the product for only $79 ... Hopefully it performs as well as it looks ....

[scott3824]

stealership hooked it up with a did xring chain ...

I'm doing -1 +5 on the 636, thats it

[MikeM]

no gps in russia, dang

[Niner]

no gps in russia, dang

What about the rest of europe?

[scott3824]

but theres lots of vodka loving sluts there mike

[MikeM]

What about the rest of europe?

ive hit about half the countries, russia is the only one so far where it didnt work

[scott3824]

mike did that semi hit you after you set that stoppie down?

[scott3824]

ive hit about half the countries, russia is the only one so far where it didnt work

Fucking commies!!!

[Niner]

mike did that semi hit you after you set that stoppie down?

That's his semi. He hopped out to roll some stoppies.

[Niner]

I wonder how much a used axis table goes for. I wonder if I would ruin the bearings on a drill press if I chucked up a milling bit and went to town.

[MikeM]

mike did that semi hit you after you set that stoppie down?

No, thats my semi, its parked. As I travel through europe, I stop and pull over when I encounter some realy nice pavement. I roll some stoppies the length of my triple, take some pics, then go.

[MikeM]

That's his semi. He hopped out to roll some stoppies.

the third trailer has a hydraulic lift on the back for my bike

[MikeM]

I wonder if I would ruin the bearings on a drill press if I chucked up a milling bit and went to town.

depends how hard you pushed. I used to stick router bits in my drill press and use it as a router. It was slow but it worked fine.

[Alie]

are u guys still living in a virtual truck reality?

[MikeM]

are u guys still living in a virtual truck reality?

no look at my avatar

[MikeM]

I might sell my gps till im done in russia, i could use the money for other important stuff

[scott3824]

UNITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!





http://www.wesh.com/news/15756801/detail.html

[Niner]

UNITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!





http://www.wesh.com/news/15756801/detail.html

About fucking time. Shut down the bridges and tunnels!

[Niner]

Elbow save:
http://www.superbikeplanet.com/2008/Mar/080331u.htm

[scott3824]

About fucking time. Shut down the bridges and tunnels!

ride your drz!

[Niner]

ride your drz!

Should be on the road in a couple of weeks.:thumbsup

[scott3824]

Elbow save:
http://www.superbikeplanet.com/2008/Mar/080331u.htm

sickness :pimp:

[Niner]

sickness :pimp:

I can't see it at work but it sounded sweet and I wanted to be able to find it later.

[MikeM]

UNITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.wesh.com/news/15756801/detail.html

About fucking time. Shut down the bridges and tunnels!

Everythings about to get real expensive

[MikeM]

I can't see it at work but it sounded sweet and I wanted to be able to find it later.

pretty sure its the one i saw yesterday. he makes it look like he meant to do that

[Niner]

Everythings about to get real expensive

Yup. Everything you buy is delivered by truck.

[MikeM]

Yup. Everything you buy is delivered by truck.

the only way you can protest the price of fuel is by not driving

[scott3824]

Yup. Everything you buy is delivered by truck.

Local market :twocents:

Thats were we have been going, ironic the local market has ground meat for $2 cheaper a pound than the big supermarkets that have the buying power.

[Niner]

the only way you can protest the price of fuel is by not driving

You have to eat and that food has to get to you somehow. You have to work, and I don't even think my fat ass could bike the 20 miles round trip a day, even if I did own a bicycle.

[scott3824]

the only way you can protest the price of fuel is by not driving

Since I have no other transportation form I have just decreased my driving to work and back, no other driving. If I need to go somewhere I walk or wait for the civic. Cut my diesel use in half lately.

[MikeM]

Local market :twocents:

Thats were we have been going, ironic the local market has ground meat for $2 cheaper a pound than the big supermarkets that have the buying power.

dammit thats only gonna help me with fish :lobster:

[MikeM]

Since I have no other transportation form I have just decreased my driving to work and back, no other driving. If I need to go somewhere I walk or wait for the civic. Cut my diesel use in half lately.

I like walking to dinner or to the supermarket when the weathers nice

[scott3824]

dammit thats only gonna help me with fish :lobster:

True, probably no cattle farms on the island huh :ese:

Get some buddies together and go in on bulk from a butcher.

[Niner]

Local market :twocents:

Thats were we have been going, ironic the local market has ground meat for $2 cheaper a pound than the big supermarkets that have the buying power.

The locals still have to drive diesel tractors and bring the shit to market.

[MikeM]

True, probably no cattle farms on the island huh :ese:There used to be duck and chicken farms when i was a kid, but theyre all housing developments now.

Get some buddies together and go in on bulk from a butcher.

In my next house I'll have a freezer

[scott3824]

The locals still have to drive diesel tractors and bring the shit to market.

Do you want to argue the fact that it is cheaper now to get it local?

[scott3824]

Mike join a co-op ... you just have to tolerate the hippies

[MikeM]

Mike join a co-op ... you just have to tolerate the hippies

i could make a lot of money off hippies

[scott3824]

There has to be a produce stand around you that carries whatever is in season MIke ....

[scott3824]

i could make a lot of money off hippies

Double donus :yes:

[Niner]

Do you want to argue the fact that it is cheaper now to get it local?

No I just want to reinforce my point that the price of everything is going up. Do you want to argue that local stuff isn't increasing in price as well?

[scott3824]

No I just want to reinforce my point that the price of everything is going up. Do you want to argue that local stuff isn't increasing in price as well?

I asked because I couldn't determine your intent with your statement.

The price of some beef or season veggies from a local market that gets supplies from local farmers is not increasing nearly as much as the cost of all the shit that gets shipped into our markets from california, florida, or texas. I will gladly pay 10 cents more at the local market versus $2.10 more at a chain store.

[MikeM]

There has to be a produce stand around you that carries whatever is in season MIke ....

There arent fields here. if there are its a golf course. land is just too expensive for farming, and our soil isnt that great either.

[MikeM]

the company internet connection gets really slow at lunch time, expectedly. so im on my laptop on our neighbors connection. much faster, but the connection randomly drops at least once per few minutes.

also youtube is noticably slower at lunch

[Niner]

I asked because I couldn't determine your intent with your statement.

The price of some beef or season veggies from a local market that gets supplies from local farmers is not increasing nearly as much as the cost of all the shit that gets shipped into our markets from california, florida, or texas. I will gladly pay 10 cents more at the local market versus $2.10 more at a chain store.
Still sucks that everything is going up.
the company internet connection gets really slow at lunch time, expectedly. so im on my laptop on our neighbors connection. much faster, but the connection randomly drops at least once per few minutes.

also youtube is noticably slower at lunch
True at any company.

[MikeM]

Still sucks that everything is going up.
everything except our salaries

[Niner]

everything except our salaries

how do I move to europe?

[Niner]

everything except our salaries

I think I am going to get a second job at one of the following places:
Bike dealership
fabrication shop
welding shop
anywhere highschool sluts work.

[scott3824]

I think I am going to get a second job at one of the following places:
Bike dealership
fabrication shop
welding shop
anywhere highschool sluts work.

Dude get a job at a community college as a part-time/adjunct teacher ....

[MikeM]

Dude get a job at a community college as a part-time/adjunct teacher ....

word

at least college sluts can sort of carry on intelligent conversation

[Niner]

how do I move to europe?

Anyone?:lobster:

[scott3824]

Scoot furies whats the haps on that rim

[scott3824]

trukz should allow you to purchase no-doz so you can drive longer

[MikeM]

Anyone?:lobster:

ur not already in europe?

[MikeM]

Anyone?:lobster:

phase 1: sell truck
phase 2: fly to europe
phase 3: buy funny looking truck

[MikeM]

right now the top route leaves from St Petersburg, russia, but that will change tonight most likely

[Niner]

right now the top route leaves from St Petersburg, russia, but that will change tonight most likely

Is there a cheat page for europe to find the best rate from the city you are currently in?

[MikeM]

Is there a cheat page for europe to find the best rate from the city you are currently in?

probably, i dont know

i pick em the same way i used to in america. look at the cargo stats page and a map

[Niner]

probably, i dont know

i pick em the same way i used to in america. look at the cargo stats page and a map

Iron ore to St. Persburg. Company bonuses are still in effect and a 70 something per mile rate.

[scott3824]

hahahaha i fell asleep at the wheel 3 times in a row and crashed all 3 times

[MikeM]

hahahaha i fell asleep at the wheel 3 times in a row and crashed all 3 times

thats like getting drunk and falling off the roof, 3 times

[scott3824]

thats like getting drunk and falling off the roof, 3 times

i know its hilarious :homer

[MikeM]

159 miles to go. thats a shitty number unless I draw an 80 next round

[scott3824]

Time for an afternoon walk.

[scott3824]

why are there 4 contracts not bid on

maybe i'll move to Europe

[MikeM]

why are there 4 contracts not bid on

maybe i'll move to Europe

much like ebay, a bid placed before the last few seconds is pointless

[scott3824]

this game is losing my attention fast

[MikeM]

this game is losing my attention fast

that happens if you try to play too much

[scott3824]

shit .... got audited on my 636 purchase by the state ... cant find the paper that shows what i claimed purchase was

[MikeM]

better make a new one

[Niner]

Hey mike:
http://detroit.craigslist.org/mcy/607651380.html

[beckybBITCHES]

helloooo boys

[scott3824]

niner, all good?

[Niner]

niner, all good?

Yup. I sent him an email. He is leaving for europe in about 4 weeks. I told him to say that the bike had no plastic and the engine was siezed.

[scott3824]

sweetness .... texas road house last night was money .... but i think i will be paying for it shortly

[Niner]

sweetness .... texas road house last night was money .... but i think i will be paying for it shortly
I also told him if it came a week or two before he left to throw it out and not worry about it. They don't send it certified mail so they have no proof that it didn't get lost in the mail.

I need a steak and a couple of rolls with cinnimon butter. Shit sounds so good.

[ScottFuries]

scoot ill see about that wheel today.

[Alie]

shit .... got audited on my 636 purchase by the state ... cant find the paper that shows what i claimed purchase was

did u do your taxes yourself?

[Niner]

did u do your taxes yourself?

Has nothing to do with taxes, well it does, but nothing to do with tax returns. It's a Ohio DMV audit, not the IRS.

[Alie]

Has nothing to do with taxes, well it does, but nothing to do with tax returns. It's a Ohio DMV audit, not the IRS.

what's a dmv audit? that's wierd.

[Alie]

its cold as faq outside. yesterday was moist and warm like betty crocker chocolate cake. i should rode yesterday.

[Alie]

my zx6 battery isn't holding a charge. i have the worst battery luck in the world.

[Alie]

is still have to finish my taxes.

[Alie]

do u guys know what hentai rape is? gross.

[Niner]

what's a dmv audit? that's wierd.

Say I sold you my superduty and you paid me $18,000 for it. But you didn't want to pay $1440 in taxes. I could "forget" to fill in the sale price on the back of the title when I sign it oer to you and you could fill it in saying you paid $6,000 for it that would save you $1040 in taxes. The problem is that it is illegal, but a lot of people do it. So some states audit the sale to make sure the seller knows what the vehicle sold for. People who get really good deals (way under KBB or NADA value) on vehicles get audited.

[Alie]

wat's your favorite snack of choice. mine is edamame.

[Niner]

its cold as faq outside. yesterday was moist and warm like betty crocker chocolate cake. i should rode yesterday.
It was warm here monday. Not so much yesterday or today.
my zx6 battery isn't holding a charge. i have the worst battery luck in the world.
Voltage regulator might be fucked. Wait, you just bought that! What a load of shit.
is still have to finish my taxes.
I sent in my amended return. Supposed to take like 6-12 weeks.:censored:censored:censored
do u guys know what hentai rape is? gross.

Cartoons humping.

[Alie]

Say I sold you my superduty and you paid me $18,000 for it. But you didn't want to pay $1440 in taxes. I could "forget" to fill in the sale price on the back of the title when I sign it oer to you and you could fill it in saying you paid $6,000 for it that would save you $1040 in taxes. The problem is that it is illegal, but a lot of people do it. So some states audit the sale to make sure the seller knows what the vehicle sold for. People who get really good deals (way under KBB or NADA value) on vehicles get audited.

don't you have to pay sales tax when you register and bring a bill of sale as proof?

[Niner]

wat's your favorite snack of choice. mine is edamame.

Steamed pea pods aren't a snack, they are a side dish.

[Alie]

It was warm here monday. Not so much yesterday or today.

Voltage regulator might be fucked. Wait, you just bought that! What a load of shit.

I sent in my amended return. Supposed to take like 6-12 weeks.:censored:censored:censored


Cartoons humping.

1. this weather sucks

2. i bought a new yuasa for my f4i and the same thing happened. i'd have returned it, but i bought it through a shop on ebay.

3. why did u need to amend?

[Alie]

Steamed pea pods aren't a snack, they are a side dish.

If you eat it with your hands, its a snack. :twocents:

[Niner]

don't you have to pay sales tax when you register and bring a bill of sale as proof?

MI and OH and most other states don't have bill of sale. The prices is filled in on the back of the title (where you write your names, addresses, etc to sign over ownership)

[Alie]

MI and OH and most other states don't have bill of sale. The prices is filled in on the back of the title (where you write your names, addresses, etc to sign over ownership)

i guess that kinda sucks in terms of getting audited and maintaining records. A quick scribble on a post-it is sufficient bill of sale. Bring it to DMV and your dunzo.

[Niner]

1. this weather sucks

2. i bought a new yuasa for my f4i and the same thing happened. i'd have returned it, but i bought it through a shop on ebay.

3. why did u need to amend?
1. yes it does
2.you got hosed. Did you forget to put the acid in it or something?
3. I put a b instead of an a in a box and it caused me to owe $2500 instead of getting the $3500 return that is coming to me.
If you eat it with your hands, its a snack. :twocents:

So all fast food and pizza is a snack?

[Alie]

niner can u do a merry-go-round?

[Alie]

1. yes it does
2.you got hosed. Did you forget to put the acid in it or something?
3. I put a b instead of an a in a box and it caused me to owe $2500 instead of getting the $3500 return that is coming to me.


2. it didn't need acid, it was maintenance free. gil checked too. sucks.
3. OMG...so did they audit you?

Yes, pizza and fast food are snacks...unless you eat them with a fork and knife. I don't like fast food and I often eat pizza with a fork and knife.

[Niner]

i guess that kinda sucks in terms of getting audited and maintaining records. A quick scribble on a post-it is sufficient bill of sale. Bring it to DMV and your dunzo.

They are trying to catch people who are pulling the lower price scam to get out of paying slaes tax. Thing is if they both know what was put down, they can't do shit. They send a form for you to fill out and return via non certified mail. I had to fill one out for my POS10 because I sold it to a kid in Ohio for cheap. I just let them know on the form the many different ways that the truck was a shit bomb and wasn't worth blue book.

[MikeM]

Say I sold you my superduty and you paid me $18,000 for it. But you didn't want to pay $1440 in taxes. I could "forget" to fill in the sale price on the back of the title when I sign it oer to you and you could fill it in saying you paid $6,000 for it that would save you $1040 in taxes. The problem is that it is illegal, but a lot of people do it. So some states audit the sale to make sure the seller knows what the vehicle sold for. People who get really good deals (way under KBB or NADA value) on vehicles get audited.

Ive always wondered about that. In NY they dont bother, my last 3 registered bikes I claimed I paid $100 for, they didnt question it.

[Alie]

mike did u go to house showings yet?

[Alie]

They are trying to catch people who are pulling the lower price scam to get out of paying slaes tax. Thing is if they both know what was put down, they can't do shit. They send a form for you to fill out and return via non certified mail. I had to fill one out for my POS10 because I sold it to a kid in Ohio for cheap. I just let them know on the form the many different ways that the truck was a shit bomb and wasn't worth blue book.

hmmm, what's the sales tax in MI and OH?

[Niner]

niner can u do a merry-go-round?

I can get around a time or two. I can't switch directions though. I haven't really practiced them much, just something i'll fool around with a couple of times then get back to wheelies.

[MikeM]

So all fast food and pizza is a snack?

Depends how much you eat

[Alie]

Ive always wondered about that. In NY they dont bother, my last 3 registered bikes I claimed I paid $100 for, they didnt question it.

Not for nothing, but i think they reem us hard enough in the ass with sales tax, tolls, and state and income local taxes, don't you think?

[MikeM]

mike did u go to house showings yet?

no but i have a realtor lined up for this weekend

[Niner]

Ive always wondered about that. In NY they dont bother, my last 3 registered bikes I claimed I paid $100 for, they didnt question it.
They never used to care in MI until about 12-18 months ago. When I got the F4i they didn't question shit, but by the time I got the POS10 they were like nazi's wasting time and tax dollars to try to bust people for shit they can't prove.
hmmm, what's the sales tax in MI and OH?

6%

[MikeM]

Not for nothing, but i think they reem us hard enough in the ass with sales tax, tolls, and state and income local taxes, don't you think?

8.3% sales tax here. The state must make a billion dollars a day just on taxing fuel purchases

[Alie]

I can get around a time or two. I can't switch directions though. I haven't really practiced them much, just something i'll fool around with a couple of times then get back to wheelies.

i haven't been able to do one yet. i keep falling over. i go to the left because going to the right is nearly impossible. i'm thinking about cheating by putting a piece of foam between my left clipon and the tank.

[Niner]

Depends how much you eat
True of anything.
Not for nothing, but i think they reem us hard enough in the ass with sales tax, tolls, and state and income local taxes, don't you think?

I'd never move back to NYS.



Mike you see that $1800 trials bike?

[Alie]

no but i have a realtor lined up for this weekend

do u have a list of all the houses she is going to show you? anything that caught your eye? did u do drivebys?

[MikeM]

i haven't been able to do one yet. i keep falling over. i go to the left because going to the right is nearly impossible. i'm thinking about cheating by putting a piece of foam between my left clipon and the tank.

isnt merry go round when you lay your bike on its side, hop on the other side, and give it gas?

[Alie]

8.3% sales tax here. The state must make a billion dollars a day just on taxing fuel purchases

yes, but they also spend that much on cops, teachers, sanitation and social services.

[Alie]

isnt merry go round when you lay your bike on its side, hop on the other side, and give it gas?

the way i do it, i lay it on its side and hop under it.

[Niner]

i haven't been able to do one yet. i keep falling over. i go to the left because going to the right is nearly impossible. i'm thinking about cheating by putting a piece of foam between my left clipon and the tank.

Turn up your idle and control the speed/lean angle with rear brake and ballance. Rear brake is key. If the bike is falling into the turn let off the brake, if the bike is to straight up and down and the handlebars are straighting out, give it more brake. To get it to turn in to the left slow it down with the brake and shift your weight to your left ass cheek.

[Niner]

isnt merry go round when you lay your bike on its side, hop on the other side, and give it gas?

No it's riding in a circle no handed on 2 wheels.

[MikeM]

Mike you see that $1800 trials bike?

yup.

trials bike is about number 15 on my wish list right now

[MikeM]

do u have a list of all the houses she is going to show you? anything that caught your eye? did u do drivebys?

yes

i dont care as much about the house itself as I do about the garage, basement, and yard

no. im planning to move east, by my old area. too far to just cruise over for a drive by. When i go out there to visit friends then i'll do a drive by

[Alie]

Turn up your idle and control the speed/lean angle with rear brake and ballance. Rear brake is key. If the bike is falling into the turn let off the brake, if the bike is to straight up and down and the handlebars are straighting out, give it more brake. To get it to turn in to the left slow it down with the brake and shift your weight to your left ass cheek.

turn up the idle more? how much?

i feel like its constantly turning in no matter how fast i go.

[MikeM]

the way i do it, i lay it on its side and hop under it.

I need to see that. I cant picture it, well I can, but all im picturing is your leg getting mutilated.

[Alie]

yes

i dont care as much about the house itself as I do about the garage, basement, and yard

no. im planning to move east, by my old area. too far to just cruise over for a drive by. When i go out there to visit friends then i'll do a drive by


what towns are you looking at?

don't drive by too slow, you know what happens.

[MikeM]

No it's riding in a circle no handed on 2 wheels.

oh ok

[Niner]

yup.

trials bike is about number 15 on my wish list right now

+1, but that's the second trials bike I have seen in this area for under 2g's. Everywhere else they seem to hold their value. Probably because there are no rocks or mountains in MI.

[MikeM]

what towns are you looking at?

don't drive by too slow, you know what happens.

west islip is the primary town im looking in

[Alie]

No it's riding in a circle no handed on 2 wheels.

what is that trick mike mentioned? That cheezy trick that the brunelle brothers did on mtv true life...he lost his finger doing it.

[MikeM]

+1, but that's the second trials bike I have seen in this area for under 2g's. Everywhere else they seem to hold their value. Probably because there are no rocks or mountains in MI.

i saw one for $1200 once. the guy said it used to start before he left it sittig for 2 years. It was called a sherpa, i passed on it cuz i couldnt find anytthing on ebay

[MikeM]

what is that trick mike mentioned? That cheezy trick that the brunelle brothers did on mtv true life...he lost his finger doing it.

hes lucky he didnt lose his motor

[Niner]

turn up the idle more? how much?

i feel like its constantly turning in no matter how fast i go.

Enough where the bike will track in a straight line if you don't touch the rear brake, and can be slowed down and turned in by dragging the rear brake. Do you have sprockets? I don't think it will be easy with a stock geared f4i. Not enough low end torque without stalling out.

[Alie]

west islip is the primary town im looking in

thats right off 287

[Niner]

what is that trick mike mentioned? That cheezy trick that the brunelle brothers did on mtv true life...he lost his finger doing it.

I always called them lawnmower burnouts, sit and spin burnouts, or squid burnouts

[Alie]

hes lucky he didnt lose his motor

lol. i saw a guy doin it at the riverhead show last year.

[Niner]

west islip is the primary town im looking in

Drivebys only tell you that you are still interested, or that the place looks like shit and they took the best possible aangle picture and croped out the crack houses next door. You have to do a walk through to be sure. I walked through some houses I thought I would love and they were garbage.

[Alie]

I always called them lawnmower burnouts, sit and spin burnouts, or squid burnouts

LAWNMOWERRRSSS...yes, that's what they are.

[MikeM]

thats right off 287

i dont even kno what road 287 is

[MikeM]

I always called them lawnmower burnouts, sit and spin burnouts, or squid burnouts

i always thought those were merry go rounds or lawnmowers, and the one you guys are talking about are zeros.

[MikeM]

lol. i saw a guy doin it at the riverhead show last year.

was it ronald?

[Alie]

Enough where the bike will track in a straight line if you don't touch the rear brake, and can be slowed down and turned in by dragging the rear brake. Do you have sprockets? I don't think it will be easy with a stock geared f4i. Not enough low end torque without stalling out.

okay. then i defintely need to turn the idle up. its okay if i'm just turning stock idle right?

yes, i have 7up.

[MikeM]

Drivebys only tell you that you are still interested, or that the place looks like shit and they took the best possible aangle picture and croped out the crack houses next door. You have to do a walk through to be sure. I walked through some houses I thought I would love and they were garbage.

drive bys tell you more about the neighborhood.

Is it a busy road?
Do crack heads live next door?
Even worse, are there mexicans near by?

[MikeM]

nice, just got becky off the phone

[beckybBITCHES]

nice, just got becky off the phone

but now i'm here.....sucks to be you mike....sucks to be you :homer

[beckybBITCHES]

but now i'm here.....sucks to be you mike....sucks to be you :homer

ps. you're such a DICK

[MikeM]

looks like everybody left when u got here

[beckybBITCHES]

looks like everybody left when u got here

5:10pm
New York, NY (LGA)
7:30pm
Kansas City, MO
thursday night

[beckybBITCHES]

5:10pm
New York, NY (LGA)
7:30pm
Kansas City, MO
thursday night


3:20pm Kansas City, MO (MCI) to
7:10pm New York, NY (LGA)

[beckybBITCHES]

$266....that's the cheapest nonstop i found...cool?

[MikeM]

5:10pm
New York, NY (LGA)
7:30pm
Kansas City, MO
thursday night

good .

[MikeM]

$266....that's the cheapest nonstop i found...cool?

good enough

[MikeM]

i cant stop farting now that beckys here

[scott3824]

china buffet for lunch today with the sweet chinese oracle consultant

[scott3824]

i cant stop farting now that beckys here

my closest shitter was occupied and i need to get rid of the 16oz stip steak from last night before the buffet

[beckybBITCHES]

good enough

ok, i'm picking out your seats right now

[MikeM]

china buffet for lunch today with the sweet chinese oracle consultant

try to slip in some racist/sexist jokes

[MikeM]

my closest shitter was occupied and i need to get rid of the 16oz stip steak from last night before the buffet

After i finish this bagel i'll be scouting a good shitter too

[beckybBITCHES]

i cant stop farting now that beckys here

i'm glad i make you do that :ese:
:whoopass

[scott3824]

try to slip in some racist/sexist jokes

it's a dude ... he's hilarious .... crazy stories about hookers from all over the world and stuff lol

[scott3824]

You received a ticket on your last leg for Speeding at 86 MPH in a 60 MPH zone. You must pay your ticket fines before moving on.

[beckybBITCHES]

ok mike, i just got your tickets...you should get an email.....forward it to me please

[MikeM]

You received a ticket on your last leg for Speeding at 86 MPH in a 60 MPH zone. You must pay your ticket fines before moving on.

do you make money or lose money in trukz?

[MikeM]

ok mike, i just got your tickets...you should get an email.....forward it to me please

no email yet

[beckybBITCHES]

time for work

[beckybBITCHES]

no email yet

it should be there now...my dial up was taking forever to process...it's done now


i'm leaving goodbye sir

[MikeM]

it should be there now...my dial up was taking forever to process...it's done now


i'm leaving goodbye sir
ok got it

[MikeM]

lets hurry up and finish this thread. i have an important announcement but i want to wait for the new thread

[MikeM]

just caught my first rmf in the new truck. I havent repaired it yet since purchased it, now i have to. Oh well.

[MikeM]

Im growing this girl sideways

[MikeM]

huge attachment

[MikeM]

took a huge dump before, and as im walking out of the bathroom i started farting again

[Niner]

drive bys tell you more about the neighborhood.

Is it a busy road?
Do crack heads live next door?
Even worse, are there mexicans near by?

Didn't I just say that?:ese:

[Niner]

Caliper and master rebuild kit for the YZ ordered. Not 100% sure if it needs it or not, but with a 490cc 2 stroke with a drum rear brake, you better make sure the front brakes work flawless.

[Niner]

Decent day out. I think I can get the exhaust pulled on the DRZ to install the oil tank. While I have the side plastics off I might as well pull the seat and charge the battery which is now dead from sitting all winter. Can slap the taillight back on too.

[Niner]

Decent day out. I think I can get the exhaust pulled on the DRZ to install the oil tank. While I have the side plastics off I might as well pull the seat and charge the battery which is now dead from sitting all winter. Can slap the taillight back on too.

Should be good to go after that. I really should drain the gas out and use it in the lawnmower, but I think I will just throw some fuel injector clearner/ octane boost in there and top it off with 93 first thing.

[Niner]

Should be good to go after that. I really should drain the gas out and use it in the lawnmower, but I think I will just throw some fuel injector clearner/ octane boost in there and top it off with 93 first thing.

Oh right, I have to hook up my custom Schwinn spedometer. Well I don't have to, but it would be nice to know how fast I am going if I see a cop at the regular speed trap spots.

[MikeM]

Should be good to go after that. I really should drain the gas out and use it in the lawnmower, but I think I will just throw some fuel injector clearner/ octane boost in there and top it off with 93 first thing.

how old is the gas in there? gas can last a few years these days

[Niner]

how old is the gas in there? gas can last a few years these days

When did you come and visit? It's from the day I drove down there.

[MikeM]

up to 60k in the bank now. That, combined with the low interest rates and low housing prices should get me a nice mortgage

[Niner]

up to 60k in the bank now. That, combined with the low interest rates and low housing prices should get me a nice mortgage

I'd keep 10K in a money market account for emergencies. Like the furnace just shit the bed and it is 30 degrees out. Once you have a home the potential to have to drop 5-10K with a quickness is much greater.

[Niner]

I'd keep 10K in a money market account for emergencies. Like the furnace just shit the bed and it is 30 degrees out. Once you have a home the potential to have to drop 5-10K with a quickness is much greater.

Either way you should get a nice mortgage.

[MikeM]

When did you come and visit? It's from the day I drove down there.

that was last summer, so its good.

i had a friend back in the day who originally lived in a huge house on the north shore of LI, like multi million dollar house. He had an xr100 there. Then one day his mom decided they were moving to an apartment in manhattan, he left the XR behind the shed of his old house for 2 years, before he told me about it.
We went in my dakota to check it out one night, and sure enough it was still back there. The new owners were rich old people, and they probably didnt even know it was there. Anyway, we took it, and brought it back to my house. I was gonna change the oil and gas but i got lazy and didnt. That little bike started up on the second kick, after sitting out in the rain and snow for 2 years.

[MikeM]

Either way you should get a nice mortgage.

My parents are gonna hook me up with a parental loan too so im probly gonna have over a hundred grand to put down, and still have like 20 grand in the bank.

[MikeM]

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