Shitty weekend

[MikeM]

Weekdays: I have to deal with my coworkers problems all day.
Weekends: I have to deal with my friends problems all day.

Weekdays: My alarm clock wakes me up early, and Im late to work.
Weekends: I wake up early cuz I cant stop thinking about wheelies, I spend the majority of the day waiting for my crew to show up.

Weekdays: Swayz has excuses
Weekends: Swayz has fat chicks. ahahahahah

Weekdays: I rush home from work so I can ride while the sun is still out.
Weekends: For a good guy, I sure do meet alot of cops.

Weeknights: I sit alone in a parking lot. Circle wheelies, smoking blunts, hoping something interesting will happen.
Weekends: I go out to the bar with my friends, so I can meet girls. I dont like my friends when theyre drunk, I dont talk to girls cuz Im too shy. I stand there quietly, sipping a drink I dont like either. The few girls look good, too bad I wont talk to them. I go home and sit in my car in the dark. silence.

[Nikoli]

ADIDAW

All Day I Dream About Woolies

:offtopic: haha, on a better note i 12'ed for the first time this weekend..

[scott3824]

ride your bike to the bar (but dont drink) and do wheelies ... that solves all problems because you will then be getting laid

[MikeM]

ride your bike to the bar (but dont drink) and do wheelies ... that solves all problems because you will then be getting laid
my bike sux for riding anywhere. i wind out 6th and old ladies and school busses blow by me

[warbuk]

Weekdays: I have to deal with my coworkers problems all day.
Weekends: I have to deal with my friends problems all day.

Weekdays: My alarm clock wakes me up early, and Im late to work.
Weekends: I wake up early cuz I cant stop thinking about wheelies, I spend the majority of the day waiting for my crew to show up.

Weekdays: Swayz has excuses
Weekends: Swayz has fat chicks. ahahahahah

Weekdays: I rush home from work so I can ride while the sun is still out.
Weekends: For a good guy, I sure do meet alot of cops.

Weeknights: I sit alone in a parking lot. Circle wheelies, smoking blunts, hoping something interesting will happen.
Weekends: I go out to the bar with my friends, so I can meet girls. I dont like my friends when theyre drunk, I dont talk to girls cuz Im too shy. I stand there quietly, sipping a drink I dont like either. The few girls look good, too bad I wont talk to them. I go home and sit in my car in the dark and jerk off :jerkit:

man you coulda left out that last part. (to much info) haha

[MikeM]

man you coulda left out that last part. (to much info) haha
lol i was really gonna write somethign similar to that

[scott3824]

my bike sux for riding anywhere. i wind out 6th and old ladies and school busses blow by me

put the street sprocket on

[MikeM]

put the street sprocket on
im getting a 60 this week, that'll be like having 1 more gear

[I37]

ahahahaha

[MikeM]

Whats good Jay

[I37]

nada whole lot, whats good with u..... helping alot of co-workers over there?

days almost over, then time to go ride

[MikeM]

nada whole lot, whats good with u..... helping alot of co-workers over there?

days almost over, then time to go ride
im only fixing one thing today. im in a bad mood and im not gonna deal with annoying people today. i gotta pick up my parents at 6 today

[I37]

im only fixing one thing today. im in a bad mood and im not gonna deal with annoying people today. i gotta pick up my parents at 6 today

yeah well at least u dont have women old enough to be ur mom, saying "u smell good, and if I were ur age again, u'd be taken"...

what if I come to work, without showering for a couple days, same clothes, think they'll stop?

[MikeM]

yeah well at least u dont have women old enough to be ur mom, saying "u smell good, and if I were ur age again, u'd be taken"...

what if I come to work, without showering for a couple days, same clothes, think they'll stop?
i told you, just stop wearing cologne to work. bring a little bottle, keep it in ur desk if u need it

[I37]

i told you, just stop wearing cologne to work. bring a little bottle, keep it in ur desk if u need it

then Im gonna smell like downy.... what if they wanna snuggle, thats not good

[MikeM]

then Im gonna smell like downy.... what if they wanna snuggle, thats not good
ahahah lmao

none of them are young enough?

[I37]

yeah I work with some my age, but I don't hook up with co-workers, c its good in a way, but not good n other ways

[MikeM]

yeah I work with some my age, but I don't hook up with co-workers, c its good in a way, but not good n other ways
i wouldnt want to either if i saw them every day

[I37]

i wouldnt want to either if i saw them every day
its kinda weird, been there done that with 2 of the girls I work with, well not work with, but same area, anyway yeah, totally weird

[MikeM]

its kinda weird, been there done that with 2 of the girls I work with, well not work with, but same area, anyway yeah, totally weird
i bet they talk about you all the time now

[I37]

more then likely, all girls talk, maybe more then guys do..... I mean I see em here at work I see em out, and yeah they've called, but 1 has a man now, or kinda. Anyway, still get phone calls , late nights, and here at work. my X changed, when my office did, and of course all u gotta do is look up the directory, LOL..... I wouldn't mind tapping em again, just weird, when u wake up, have a meeting and have to face one of them in the morning, and u just tapped the shit outt her the night b4, fucken weird. Its even more weird when u have meetings in the same room with both of them (rare but it happens)....

[MikeM]

Its even more weird when u have meetings in the same room with both of them (rare but it happens)....
they probly just think of you as the general purpose office slut, which u love :cloud9:

[I37]

they probly just think of you as the general purpose office slut, which u love :cloud9:

ahahaha, no doubt, if they talk I know its all good..... maybe thats Y I get hit on by the older ones also, Ima go throw up now.

Y do we keep quoting each other, we're the only 2 posting up in here

[MikeM]

ahahaha, no doubt, if they talk I know its all good..... maybe thats Y I get hit on by the older ones also, Ima go throw up now.

Y do we keep quoting each other, we're the only 2 posting up in here
maybe other people will post with us. i dont know who, maybe scott420

[I37]

maybe other people will post with us. i dont know who, maybe scott420

where is scott245237458993459384759384756893 @?

[MamaTaz]

we're all just lurking....

[scott3824]

maybe other people will post with us. i dont know who, maybe scott420

yes you gotta quote to keep things straight

[scott3824]

where is scott245237458993459384759384756893 @?

doing laundry ... packing ... another work trip dammit - shoulda made them give me a truck for a rental so i could take my bike ... now i gotta miss 4 nice days of riding

[MikeM]

we're all just lurking....
i reccommend that you chage your avatar to something with more of your boobs in it

[MikeM]

yes you gotta quote to keep things straight
quoting it is :musicdj

[MikeM]

doing laundry ... packing ... another work trip dammit - shoulda made them give me a truck for a rental so i could take my bike ... now i gotta miss 4 nice days of riding
where are you going?

[MikeM]

I gotta do 3 more posts tonight before i go to sleep

[MikeM]

I no longer use aim, you must post here to talk to me

[Miss Chievous]

I gotta do 3 more posts tonight before i go to sleep
do it do it do it :welcome

[Miss Chievous]

I no longer use aim, you must post here to talk to me
are you serrrrrrrrrrious :jerkit:

[MikeM]

are you serrrrrrrrrrious :jerkit:
not really, just for tonight

[Miss Chievous]

not really, just for tonight
I figured the least. did your monday go better today?

[MikeM]

yeah. got the wall fixed up good enough

[Miss Chievous]

yeah. got the wall fixed up good enough
well congratulations on that mr. mike. why are u still up?

[MikeM]

well congratulations on that mr. mike. why are u still up?
um, dont know. i should go to sleep before this weed wears off

[Miss Chievous]

um, dont know. i should go to sleep before this weed wears off
i gotta get up at 6 am... thinking I should do the same :shrugg

[MikeM]

i gotta get up at 6 am... thinking I should do the same :shrugg
6 am that sux

[I37]

6 am that sux

ur a few hours late

[MikeM]

yeah shes probly already half way thru her work day by now

[I37]

Think Im gonna go outta town this weekend

[Dan]

i gotta waste a few hours before i go on my taco tuesday adventure :jaman

[MikeM]

i gotta waste a few hours before i go on my taco tuesday adventure :jaman
tt :ravedj

[Dan]

tt :ravedj
never been in this section.....but eh....i'll post in here with you queerbags :gayfight




mike you should let me in the "mens bathroom" on stuntlife...so i can out some naked bitches.

[MikeM]

never been in this section.....but eh....i'll post in here with you queerbags :gayfight




mike you should let me in the "mens bathroom" on stuntlife...so i can out some naked bitches.
did you apply to get in? DO IT

[Dan]

did you apply to get in? DO IT
done, now let me in!

[MikeM]

done, now let me in!
Urine

now go post soemthing good

[AliKatR6]

Mike you just have to start talking to the girls.

or pray to what ever diety you believe in that some cute girls that happen to be your type are aggressive enough to come over and start talking to you.

[MikeM]

Mike you just have to start talking to the girls.

or pray to what ever diety you believe in that some cute girls that happen to be your type are aggressive enough to come over and start talking to you.I have a new plan in the works. Once i get some details ironed out, i'll run it by you.

[AliKatR6]

I have a new plan in the works. Once i get some details ironed out, i'll run it by you.
it doesn't involve knocking them over the head with a bat and throwing them in the back of your car does it????

[Dan]

it doesn't involve knocking them over the head with a bat and throwing them in the back of your car does it????
that was his last weeks plan.

[MikeM]

that was his last weeks plan.
Next weeks plan involves a pig farm

[I37]

pig farm :shrugg

[Dan]

pig farm :shrugg
it involves a wood chipper, and a pig farm...

[MikeM]

pig farm :shrugg
Yeah, like Brick Top

[I37]

it involves a wood chipper, and a pig farm...

thats pretty interesting, and Im hungover

[MikeM]

last nights session was so good it made up for the shitty weekend

[I37]

think I started my weekend last night

[MikeM]

think I started my weekend last night
im gonna finish mine right about now

[MikeM]

think I started my weekend last night
did u bang any new girls lately?

[I37]

did u bang any new girls lately?


LOL, I coulda last night, but didn't, got to wasted. didn't answer my phone... just went home and crashed, have u banged any lately?

[MikeM]

LOL, I coulda last night, but didn't, got to wasted. didn't answer my phone... just went home and crashed, have u banged any lately?
nope. im abstaining from girls untill my seat stander circles ge a little better, or until one has sex with me

[I37]

nope. im abstaining from girls untill my seat stander circles ge a little better, or until one has sex with me

u know they say its not good to have sex while playing any type of sports, supposedly it wears u down, I dunno just what my soccer coach in college told us.... weird. so call the ex, tell her to go over..

[MikeM]

so call the ex, tell her to go over..
i probably will

[I37]

go answer my ? to u on the hazardous chick thread

[MikeM]

go answer my ? to u on the hazardous chick thread
ok lemme go find that

[MikeM]

ok lemme go find that
looks like i already found it

[AliKatR6]

except for getting a feaking cold i had a kick ass weekend. got tons of sex, got our TV, he's trying to figure out a way to get a 4 day work week and move in sooner. and my checking account is very happy, i got a hell of a surprise when i went to the bank, i had 1200 more than i thought i would. but then again i don't ever balance my check book, i either know if i have money or if i need money. last month, this month, may and june and august are killer months for me this year. i bet i am gonna end up paying on my taxes come next year though. unless i find a way to not claim the 8K.......i mean it's not like the IRS will really know how i got it, right?

except for being tired as hell i'm fucking in a great mood.

[MikeM]

except for getting a feaking cold i had a kick ass weekend. got tons of sex, got our TV, he's trying to figure out a way to get a 4 day work week and move in sooner. and my checking account is very happy, i got a hell of a surprise when i went to the bank, i had 1200 more than i thought i would. but then again i don't ever balance my check book, i either know if i have money or if i need money. last month, this month, may and june and august are killer months for me this year. i bet i am gonna end up paying on my taxes come next year though. unless i find a way to not claim the 8K.......i mean it's not like the IRS will really know how i got it, right?

except for being tired as hell i'm fucking in a great mood.
cool, money is almost always good

what are you wearing?

[I37]

except for getting a feaking cold i had a kick ass weekend. got tons of sex, got our TV, he's trying to figure out a way to get a 4 day work week and move in sooner. and my checking account is very happy, i got a hell of a surprise when i went to the bank, i had 1200 more than i thought i would. but then again i don't ever balance my check book, i either know if i have money or if i need money. last month, this month, may and june and august are killer months for me this year. i bet i am gonna end up paying on my taxes come next year though. unless i find a way to not claim the 8K.......i mean it's not like the IRS will really know how i got it, right?

except for being tired as hell i'm fucking in a great mood.

sweet, and my head hurts......

[I37]

cool, money is almost always good

what are you wearing?


ahahaha, fkn mike

[MikeM]

sweet, and my head hurts......
drink alot of orange juice and try to find some medical grade oxygen to inhale

[I37]

the guys keep coming in here and, bothering me, cuz they know Im hungover, I drank coffee, and never do unless Im hung over, so they knew, when they saw me at the coffee pot... my boss is making fun of me, telling me if I can't hang with the big dogs, stay on the porch, but he look slike a silver back so he can't really talk much, well thats the nickname I gave him

[MikeM]

the guys keep coming in here and, bothering me, cuz they know Im hungover, I drank coffee, and never do unless Im hung over, so they knew, when they saw me at the coffee pot... my boss is making fun of me, telling me if I can't hang with the big dogs, stay on the porch, but he look slike a silver back so he can't really talk much, well thats the nickname I gave him
do you have a door to your office?

[I37]

do you have a door to your office?

sure do, but no lock, well the lock doesn't work.....

[MikeM]

sure do, but no lock, well the lock doesn't work.....
duct tape !!

[angel~rida]

the guys keep coming in here and, bothering me, cuz they know Im hungover, I drank coffee, and never do unless Im hung over, so they knew, when they saw me at the coffee pot... my boss is making fun of me, telling me if I can't hang with the big dogs, stay on the porch, but he look slike a silver back so he can't really talk much, well thats the nickname I gave him


i told u! Drink a beer or a hot tadi...works every time...LOL... :thumbsup

[I37]

duct tape !!

not likely, but I did close my blinds, and shut my door, but its aggravating me even more when I hear it open, I would just rather them stick their heads in and talk shit, right now its all fun n games, but I know my boss is telling them to fuck with me, but I'll get him back, I always do, and he still messes with me..

[I37]

i told u! Drink a beer or a hot tadi...works every time...LOL... :thumbsup

if I smell alcohol right now, I'll throw up, I know I drank more then 10 cape cods, and more then 4 bull blasters last night... my stomach feels all hot now

[AliKatR6]

cool, money is almost always good

what are you wearing?
jeans and a polo type shirt.

[MikeM]

im getting thirsty

[AliKatR6]

yesterday i had on this hot little black and red racer back minidress with no underwear. i got hit on in the super market.

[I37]

jeans and a polo type shirt.

I am sure he's not finished, LOL

[MikeM]

jeans and a polo type shirt.
holy shit, me too

black sketchers by any chance?

[MikeM]

yesterday i had on this hot little black and red racer back minidress with no underwear. i got hit on in the super market.
PICS!!!?!?!?!?! :sheephum:

[I37]

PICS!!!?!?!?!?! :sheephum:

ahaha I told u

[MikeM]

ahaha I told u
shes does this to me on purpose, i love it

[I37]

shes does this to me on purpose, i love it

I figured that, on both parts....

[I37]

by the way Happy b-day... sept is the grad party, sweet

[AliKatR6]

holy shit, me too

black sketchers by any chance?
close, white sketchers sandals.

[MikeM]

by the way Happy b-day... sept is the grad party, sweet
thx, 1 year till my tiajuana trip. is cc, tx anywhere near tiajuana?

[AliKatR6]

oh yeah holy fuck happy b-day Mike
try to get some anal or something tonight buddy!!!!!!

[MikeM]

close, white sketchers sandals.
wanna come to my birthday party tonight?

[I37]

thx, 1 year till my tiajuana trip. is cc, tx anywhere near tiajuana?

now thats by cali... ur thinking of the other 50 cities mexico has by me about 3 hrs south of me.....

[AliKatR6]

PICS!!!?!?!?!?! :sheephum:
find me a photographer to follow me around then.

[AliKatR6]

wanna come to my birthday party tonight?
dunno, i feel like shit, but where is it?

[I37]

wanna come to my birthday party tonight?
u know how fucken gay that sounds coming form a 29 yr old..... Like my nephew called and asked me if I was going to his and he's 4, so yeah I flew to New Mexico...

[I37]

find me a photographer to follow me around then.

paparazzi? :shrugg:

[MikeM]

find me a photographer to follow me around then.
dont give me any ideas

[MikeM]

dunno, i feel like shit, but where is it?
in the back of my jeep

[MikeM]

u know how fucken gay that sounds coming form a 29 yr old..... Like my nephew called and asked me if I was going to his and he's 4, so yeah I flew to New Mexico...
its a setup for a dirty joke dumbass

[AliKatR6]

in the back of my jeep
i thought you'd come up with something better than that.

[MikeM]

i thought you'd come up with something better than that.
well my dungeon is getting painted, and my meth shack is quarrantined right now

[I37]

its a setup for a dirty joke dumbass

bitch I know u were trying to get a catch to it, Im not dumb dick head, I know u to well already

[I37]

in the back of my jeep

ahahaha

well my dungeon is getting painted, and my meth shack is quarrantined right now
ahahahahahaha LMFAO

[AliKatR6]

well my dungeon is getting painted, and my meth shack is quarrantined right now
you could still chain me up and beat me in the garage though right???

[MikeM]

you could still chain me up and beat me in the garage though right???
i guess so. theres not alot of room in there right now, i'll have to kick one of the other girls out

[MikeM]

Im not using my good chain though. Last time it got ruined and I paid like $120 for it

[AliKatR6]

i guess so. theres not alot of room in there right now, i'll have to kick one of the other girls out
why? it would be more of a party that way.

[MikeM]

why? it would be more of a party that way.
no, they'll start whining and complaining and ruining the mood while we're trying to have fun

[I37]

ahaha, thats to funny

[AliKatR6]

no, they'll start whining and complaining and ruining the mood while we're trying to have fun
then why do you have them there in the first place if they whine and complain? i'd part them out.

[MikeM]

then why do you have them there in the first place if they whine and complain? i'd part them out.
im trying to build a huge collection so i can get in the next Rob Zombie movie

[AliKatR6]

im trying to build a huge collection so i can get in the next Rob Zombie movie
good point!!!! i want to be in it too!!!!!!

[MikeM]

oh, and im gonna dress up as Osama bin Laden tonight, unless that freaks you out too much

[MikeM]

good point!!!! i want to be in it too!!!!!!
if you could fgure out a way to off bitches using only your vagina Im sure you could get a good part

[I37]

wtf, this is some funny shit, ahahahaha, Im seriously here lmao, and its not helping

[AliKatR6]

if you could fgure out a way to off bitches using only your vagina Im sure you could get a good part
i'll have to work on that.

[MikeM]

i'll have to work on that.
maybe get some fangs installed

[AliKatR6]

maybe get some fangs installed
scary we were thinking the same thing.

[MikeM]

scary we were thinking the same thing.
what were you thinking next?

"shes got two more holes that'll work just fine"

anything like that?

[MikeM]

scary we were thinking the same thing.
jay is thinking about pierced clits and aspirin

[I37]

jay is thinking about pierced clits and aspirin
actually thinking about going home and crashing out.... I already took 3 advil, sorta helped a lil, and a cup of coffee, but I couldn't finish it, got sick to my stomach, so half a cup.....

[MikeM]

actually thinking about going home and crashing out.... I already took 3 advil, sorta helped a lil, and a cup of coffee, but I couldn't finish it, got sick to my stomach, so half a cup.....
bang out 20 more posts then go home

[I37]

I have a feeling if I go home, I'll just log on, and post up more, cuz u ever get that really tired feeling at work, even more when ur hung over, but once ur out, u ahve all the energy in the world?

[MikeM]

I have a feeling if I go home, I'll just log on, and post up more, cuz u ever get that really tired feeling at work, even more when ur hung over, but once ur out, u ahve all the energy in the world?
my commute home is 30 minutes of traffic. I blunt the whole way so by the time i get home im even more tired

[I37]

yeah i drive 40 minutes..... its a straight shot, county roads and stuff, like 3 lights, and 2 stop signs

[AliKatR6]

what were you thinking next?

"shes got two more holes that'll work just fine"

anything like that?
no, but thanks for the ideas hun.

[MikeM]

yeah i drive 40 minutes..... its a straight shot, county roads and stuff, like 3 lights, and 2 stop signs1

[I37]

1

oh snap u did it, thx mike, yeah Slife took off this one I have up now, and the one u just posted.....

[I37]

guess mike ran outta shit to say

[AliKatR6]

yeah i did too, but oh well

[MikeM]

guess mike ran outta shit to say
I went to lunch, and then did work for a little while

[I37]

I didn't eat, but I feel good now.... Im gonna go get subway when i get outta here.....

[MikeM]

I didn't eat, but I feel good now.... Im gonna go get subway when i get outta here.....
you should go riding tonight

[I37]

Actually I am, some of my boys have already text me and called me to go riding, but i told them I don't wanna be waiting around forever for people to show up, I hate that shit.....

[MikeM]

Actually I am, some of my boys have already text me and called me to go riding, but i told them I don't wanna be waiting around forever for people to show up, I hate that shit.....
me too, the more people the worse it gets too. if you got a crew of more than 3 or 4 guys, you'll never get anywhere

[I37]

me too, the more people the worse it gets too. if you got a crew of more than 3 or 4 guys, you'll never get anywhere

alot of squids getting bikes and shit, so its worse, I hate riding with newbies, I mean we were all there once, but u understand as u ride more and longer.... I hate when they act like they have something to prove, me personally I never did, cuz i knew consequences, but still got me after I learned more and more....got brave

[MikeM]

when i was a newb i killed the streets alone

[I37]

we used to get up to 40-50 bikes a night, sometimes more, but then cops started hating and cracking down, but they've let up alot.... think Im gonna take my plate off.... been outta inspection since august, and u can't really c it anyway

[MikeM]

we used to get up to 40-50 bikes a night, sometimes more, but then cops started hating and cracking down, but they've let up alot.... think Im gonna take my plate off.... been outta inspection since august, and u can't really c it anyway
40-50 sportbikes riding together is a recipe for disaster

[I37]

40-50 sportbikes riding together is a recipe for disaster

yeah no shit, we have had a few of them already... thats Y I don't like riding with new ppl I don't know, and they don't understand the concept of, if ur not doing anything stay in one lane, or they fly by u, while ur doing a wheelie...... I hate that shit, I already had some words one time with one dude, when we came to a stop. Thats Y I jsut like riding with my boys and we know each others style pretty much....

[I37]

2k1

[MikeM]

yeah no shit, we have had a few of them already... thats Y I don't like riding with new ppl I don't know, and they don't understand the concept of, if ur not doing anything stay in one lane, or they fly by u, while ur doing a wheelie...... I hate that shit, I already had some words one time with one dude, when we came to a stop. Thats Y I jsut like riding with my boys and we know each others style pretty much....
yeah theres always some fukker weaving around doing fly bys. at least with a huge crew you dont have to worry about the cops when u wheelie

[MikeM]

2k1
nice job my nigga

[I37]

yeah theres always some fukker weaving around doing fly bys. at least with a huge crew you dont have to worry about the cops when u wheelie

bullshit, cops still chase us, no bullshit.... he was on the feeder, there was about 15 of us. My boy and I next to each other pick it up at the same time, when one of the guys taps his helmet points, we look, his luck he had an on ramp, then we were in pursuit.... put it down thru the deuce, split up called each other from home, went to eat, went back home showered changed, and hit up the club, LOL... he's getting his bike painted, almost done....

[I37]

nice job my nigga
shit nigga Im tryin

[MikeM]

bullshit, cops still chase us, no bullshit.... he was on the feeder, there was about 15 of us. My boy and I next to each other pick it up at the same time, when one of the guys taps his helmet points, we look, his luck he had an on ramp, then we were in pursuit.... put it down thru the deuce, split up called each other from home, went to eat, went back home showered changed, and hit up the club, LOL... he's getting his bike painted, almost done....
lol i knew this guy back in the day whod have to repaint his bike every wweek

[MikeM]

shit nigga Im tryin
im up to like 70 for today

[scott3824]

lol i knew this guy back in the day whod have to repaint his bike every wweek

I krylon mine weekly to hide all the dirt and scratches and cracks

[MikeM]

I krylon mine weekly to hide all the dirt and scratches and cracks
dirt on a street bike is gangsta

[I37]

yo,fuck friends, u let em in, and they try to fuck u, n think they can get away with it... u think u can trust some1, show em things, and BAM... ur looking at some1 that was ur boy, on the ground bleeding trying to apologize 2 u yo that shit hurts.... I haven't cried in prolly about 3 years when one of my boys died in a accident at a funeral. Last night was the first night I shed tears in 3 years

[MikeM]

yo,fuck friends, u let em in, and they try to fuck u, n think they can get away with it... u think u can trust some1, show em things, and BAM... ur looking at some1 that was ur boy, on the ground bleeding trying to apologize 2 u yo that shit hurts.... I haven't cried in prolly about 3 years when one of my boys died in a accident at a funeral. Last night was the first night I shed tears in 3 years
what did he do? try to jack ur shit?

[I37]

what did he do? try to jack ur shit?

U can say something like that... I dont' understand Y he tried to do what he did, he knows me, and knew he wouldn't get away with it... I dunno if I made a mistake, something doesn't add up. But thats my problem, I never think I just ask questions later and do first... There's 2 sides to every story, but neither added up......

[MikeM]

U can say something like that... I dont' understand Y he tried to do what he did, he knows me, and knew he wouldn't get away with it... I dunno if I made a mistake, something doesn't add up. But thats my problem, I never think I just ask questions later and do first... There's 2 sides to every story, but neither added up......
:btroll: now what are you gonna do?

[I37]

:btroll: now what are you gonna do?

I dunno, I seriously don't know... thats Y I was out b4 lunch, don't know if u noticed, but I left work at about 1130 or so.... gotta phone call, so had to jet.....

[MikeM]

I dunno, I seriously don't know... thats Y I was out b4 lunch, don't know if u noticed, but I left work at about 1130 or so.... gotta phone call, so had to jet.....
did u kill him?

[I37]

did u kill him?
no, I didn't

[MikeM]

no, I didn't
i would have :ese:

[scott3824]

dirt on a street bike is gangsta

then i am gangsta cause my shit is muddy, dirty and full of rubber

[scott3824]

no, I didn't

you should take him to a cornfield and beat him wtih a baseball bat then bury him alive

[I37]

you should take him to a cornfield and beat him wtih a baseball bat then bury him alive


Im just gonna say he got what he asked for when he thought he could do what he did to me. sad part is, it was a kick door, he wouldn't come out, so we went in.
so what u guys up to today?

[scott3824]

you should take him to a cornfield and beat him wtih a baseball bat then bury him alive

no one got the movie reference

[scott3824]

Im just gonna say he got what he asked for when he thought he could do what he did to me. sad part is, it was a kick door, he wouldn't come out, so we went in.
so what u guys up to today?

i'm eating lunch :homer

trying to figure out how to sell my truck and buy a civic

[I37]

i'm eating lunch :homer

trying to figure out how to sell my truck and buy a civic

trade in

[scott3824]

trade in

no way ... you get ripped off

[I37]

no way ... you get ripped off

gotta know how to deal with them, its not hard.. I've always gotten vehicles for less then the asking price, and Im talking a few g's not a couple... show em cash or put something down, and make sure they pay off ur trade in if u owe anything. If u need help and want help send me all the info on ur truck, and what ur looking at, and I can tell u how to do it, but when u do u gotta be firm and kinda be a dick, if not then u will get walked on and :owned:

[MikeM]

then i am gangsta cause my shit is muddy, dirty and full of rubber
my shits clean as a whistle, yet still hideously ugly

[MikeM]

no one got the movie reference
what were we supposed to say?

[MikeM]

i'm eating lunch :homer

trying to figure out how to sell my truck and buy a civic
thats the gayest thing ive heard so far today

and I heard a guy ask another guy for a blowjob before :jerkit:

[MikeM]

gotta know how to deal with them, its not hard.. I've always gotten vehicles for less then the asking price, and Im talking a few g's not a couple... show em cash or put something down, and make sure they pay off ur trade in if u owe anything. If u need help and want help send me all the info on ur truck, and what ur looking at, and I can tell u how to do it, but when u do u gotta be firm and kinda be a dick, if not then u will get walked on and :owned:
i can tell what you do for a living :woot

[I37]

thats the gayest thing ive heard so far today

and I heard a guy ask another guy for a blowjob before :jerkit:
ahahaha

[I37]

i can tell what you do for a living :woot
Yeahp I sale cars all day, ahahaha

yeah right

[MikeM]

Yeahp I sale cars all day, ahahaha

yeah right
i thought you sell bitches?

[I37]

i thought you sell bitches?

night job.. Pimpin aint easy

I could never be a car salesman, fuck that, I'd rather work at a fat food resturant......

[Virginia Pee]

hi

[MikeM]

night job.. Pimpin aint easy

I could never be a car salesman, fuck that, I'd rather work at a fat food resturant......
yeah it seem slike a shitty job. i hear car salsemen commit suicide often

[I37]

yeah it seem slike a shitty job. i hear car salsemen commit suicide often


no shit, Ive never heard that... gues u don't make sales u don't get paid, and end up no where, so say fuck it, blast... Kinda makes sense, LOL ok not really... I guess when u own a dealership u just kick back and collect, kinda like having a crew.... sweet,

hey mike lets open up a dealership

[MikeM]

hi
hello miss

taking care of the kids today?

[MikeM]

no shit, Ive never heard that... gues u don't make sales u don't get paid, and end up no where, so say fuck it, blast... Kinda makes sense, LOL ok not really... I guess when u own a dealership u just kick back and collect, kinda like having a crew.... sweet,

hey mike lets open up a dealership
cars, hoes, and weapons of mass destruction

[Virginia Pee]

hello miss

taking care of the kids today?
Nope.. I need to get off my lazy ass tho.. and do errands... I'm just soo lazy

[scott3824]

what were we supposed to say?

i dunno

[MikeM]

Nope.. I need to get off my lazy ass tho.. and do errands... I'm just soo lazy
take some meth

[I37]

cars, hoes, and weapons of mass destruction

sounds good....

[Virginia Pee]

take some meth
got some....??

nahhh I saw spun... I didn't like that movie very much

[scott3824]

thats the gayest thing ive heard so far today

and I heard a guy ask another guy for a blowjob before :jerkit:

why ... i drive around 400 miles a week ... and get about 12 -15 mpg ... and at $3 a gallon thats a lot more than i have in my budget

[MikeM]

got some....??

nahhh I saw spun... I didn't like that movie very much
never seen it

[MikeM]

why ... i drive around 400 miles a week ... and get about 12 -15 mpg ... and at $3 a gallon thats a lot more than i have in my budget
how will you get your bike to michigan?

[Virginia Pee]

never seen it
it's okay... just tooo many raunchy scenes...

I love john leguiazamo.. can't spell his name at all

[scott3824]

gotta know how to deal with them, its not hard.. I've always gotten vehicles for less then the asking price, and Im talking a few g's not a couple... show em cash or put something down, and make sure they pay off ur trade in if u owe anything. If u need help and want help send me all the info on ur truck, and what ur looking at, and I can tell u how to do it, but when u do u gotta be firm and kinda be a dick, if not then u will get walked on and :owned:

i got 6g's off the price on my truck when i bought it ... i get employee discount on ford, gm, chrysler

[scott3824]

how will you get your bike to michigan?

buy a 4 banger s10 or somthing used

[I37]

why ... i drive around 400 miles a week ... and get about 12 -15 mpg ... and at $3 a gallon thats a lot more than i have in my budget

I used to put 90-120 a week in my truck, then I sold it, so now some1 else is putting that in it, and the bitch works here, and I saw my truck n its fuckin dirty, pisses me off... o well not much I can do now. good thing I still have my car and bike.. and I would 10 miles to the gallon, 260 miles to the tank, drive to work 70 miles total to and from work , not including the running around I did in it....

[I37]

i got 6g's off the price on my truck when i bought it ... i get employee discount on ford, gm, chrysler

sweet, not bad, so whats the problem then.....

[scott3824]

take some meth

or adderall ... same thing

[Virginia Pee]

or adderall ... same thing
is adderall the legal form?

dude Scott is like the king of drugs..
he should've been a pharamicist

[MikeM]

i got 6g's off the price on my truck when i bought it ... i get employee discount on ford, gm, chrysler
good deal

[MikeM]

buy a 4 banger s10 or somthing used
ok then, why not just get a 4 banger pickup and not a civic? c'mon you dont want to be one of those kids

[scott3824]

sweet, not bad, so whats the problem then.....

need to sink a few bucks into my truck to either sell it or trade in ... no down payment right now and credit is sketchy - I have 0% loan on my truck .... I need to do an ROI model and figure it out

[scott3824]

is adderall the legal form?

dude Scott is like the king of drugs..
he should've been a pharamicist

I kick myself for not going into pharmacy ... i actually thought about going back for that now

[scott3824]

ok then, why not just get a 4 banger pickup and not a civic? c'mon you dont want to be one of those kids

no i dont want to be one of them but sometimes your financial outlook leaves you no choice

[I37]

he should've been a pharamicist

I am
:welcome , LOL

[Virginia Pee]

I kick myself for not going into pharmacy ... i actually thought about going back for that now
you can do that.. I'm sure and it prolly won't take you too long either.

I can totally see you in that field.

[Virginia Pee]

I am
:welcome , LOL
street gange bangin' pharamcy with the mexican crackheads isn't what I'm talkin' about

[MikeM]

is adderall the legal form?

dude Scott is like the king of drugs..
he should've been a pharamicist
i buy my crack off him

[MikeM]

you can do that.. I'm sure and it prolly won't take you too long either.

I can totally see you in that field.
yeah totally scott, you'd be soooo cool

[scott3824]

i buy my crack off him

waters always boilin on my stove :ravedj

[scott3824]

yeah totally scott, you'd be soooo cool

:rotfl:

[Virginia Pee]

yeah totally scott, you'd be soooo cool
soooo cool...


are you mockin' me?? :hammer

[I37]

street gange bangin' pharamcy with the mexican crackheads isn't what I'm talkin' about

tell ur rag head people to quit interferring.... I like to shoot at turbans, by the way, Y are u here, this thread was fine, til u got here... U really know how to fuck up threads, no wonder Y people put u down all the time, ur kelm, but the girl version, shouldn't u be swinging from trees, or helping ur parents fetch for bananas at the zoo. I didn't know chimps could type with their fat ass fingers... ur talented, I give u props

[I37]

waters always boilin on my stove :ravedj

then u got issues there buddy, LOL

[Virginia Pee]

:rotfl:
not funny :nono:

[Virginia Pee]

tell ur rag head people to quit interferring.... I like to shoot at turbans, by the way, Y are u here, this thread was fine, til u got here... U really know how to fuck up threads, no wonder Y people put u down all the time, ur kelm, but the girl version, shouldn't u be swinging from trees, or helping ur parents fetch for bananas at the zoo. I didn't know chimps could type with their fat ass fingers... ur talented, I give u props
i don't get it :cow

[scott3824]

you can do that.. I'm sure and it prolly won't take you too long either.

I can totally see you in that field.

bet i could do it in 2.5 years if i went full time

plus i could almost double my current salary

[I37]

i don't get it :cow

ur turbans to tight, loosen it.... let ur head breathe, then u'll get it

[scott3824]

so mike you rockin the SS O's yet??

[Virginia Pee]

bet i could do it in 2.5 years if i went full time

plus i could almost double my current salary
exactly...

then you could support me.. hahaha jk
but that would be awesome.. I was thinkin' of goin' bak to school for that too. But I have no patience

[Virginia Pee]

ur turbans to tight, loosen it.... let ur head breathe, then u'll get it
yes cos I wear a turban.. just like I did in my avatar pic...

where do you come up with this crap??

[MikeM]

soooo cool...


are you cockin' me?? :hammer
not yet :dong:

[Virginia Pee]

not yet :dong:
hahaha punk... you'd have to talk to the man about that.. :cop:

[MikeM]

so mike you rockin the SS O's yet??
YES gettin at least 2-3 every attempt, 4-5 on the norm, and 8+ once or twice

[scott3824]

YES gettin at least 2-3 every attempt, 4-5 on the norm, and 8+ once or twice

nice .... :bowdown

[scott3824]

circles are pissing me off ... although i havent really been attempting them the last 2 weeks

[MikeM]

nice .... :bowdown
im workin on fast circles on the pegs now

[MikeM]

circles are pissing me off ... although i havent really been attempting them the last 2 weeks
dont give into the temptation to turn right

[scott3824]

im workin on fast circles on the pegs now

sweet ... fast circles are gangsta

[scott3824]

dont give into the temptation to turn right

problem 1 ... i'm always trying to turn right

[MikeM]

sweet ... fast circles are gangsta
i was feeling feisty last night and tried one in ss, started out good, then my bike just left the ground completely and highsided away from me. i was left standing there like "wtf?" it fukkin launched

[MikeM]

problem 1 ... i'm always trying to turn right
heres my theory on this..
actual times are relative to how often you practice

you can spend 2 months learning to turn right or 3 months learning to turn left.
If you learn right first, it will still take you 3 months to learn lefts, because its a whole different ballgame.
If you learn lefts first, it will only take you 2 or 3 days to learn rights, because they're childs play once you can do lefts.

[scott3824]

i was feeling feisty last night and tried one in ss, started out good, then my bike just left the ground completely and highsided away from me. i was left standing there like "wtf?" it fukkin launched

damn

[scott3824]

heres my theory on this..
actual times are relative to how often you practice

you can spend 2 months learning to turn right or 3 months learning to turn left.
If you learn right first, it will still take you 3 months to learn lefts, because its a whole different ballgame.
If you learn lefts first, it will only take you 2 or 3 days to learn rights, because they're childs play once you can do lefts.

yeah i need to go out and spend a day on lefts ... my add kicks in and i jump all around different tricks and shit ...

[MikeM]

damn
yeah, and i busted the banjo bolt on my handbrake, now i gotta rebleed that shit later. so fukkin annoying

[scott3824]

yeah, and i busted the banjo bolt on my handbrake, now i gotta rebleed that shit later. so fukkin annoying

not looking forward to that ... i watch timex bust shit all the time on fast circles

[MikeM]

yeah i need to go out and spend a day on lefts ... my add kicks in and i jump all around different tricks and shit ...
you have a cage right? take your upper off, take your hand brake lever off, take off the left side driver's rearset, anything thats breakable, then go learn to dip the bike

[MikeM]

not looking forward to that ... i watch timex bust shit all the time on fast circles
yeah i have a feel like im gonna be breakign alot of shit. they sure are cool though

[MikeM]

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[scott3824]

you have a cage right? take your upper off, take your hand brake lever off, take off the left side driver's rearset, anything thats breakable, then go learn to dip the bike

yeah i need to do that ....

actually getting a buddy to jig up some steel rearsets too ...

[scott3824]

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Bray is a little shitbox

Pee is a dirty pirate hooker

[scott3824]

I would really like to leave work early ... i need to learn how to puke at will

[I37]

I would really like to leave work early ... i need to learn how to puke at will

I just tell my boss I gotta go

[MikeM]

I would really like to leave work early ... i need to learn how to puke at will
swallow air, make urself burp, then u can make urslef puke. i can do it and i dont really even drink

[MikeM]

yeah i need to do that ....

actually getting a buddy to jig up some steel rearsets too ...
dont make em too strong tho

[MikeM]

You guys see this shit yet?

http://www.stillfree.com/

[scott3824]

swallow air, make urself burp, then u can make urslef puke. i can do it and i dont really even drink

i can make myself burp but not puke .... when i'm drink i'll make myself puke cause it's funny ... but i want to be able to just casually turn to my garbage can and vomit so my boss will be like go home

[MikeM]

i can make myself burp but not puke .... when i'm drink i'll make myself puke cause it's funny ... but i want to be able to just casually turn to my garbage can and vomit so my boss will be like go home
just think about something really disgusting, like eating out a fat old ladys ass

[Virginia Pee]

Bray is a little shitbox

Pee is a dirty pirate hooker
No I'm not

[scott3824]

You guys see this shit yet?

http://www.stillfree.com/

holy shit that really real??? he really pull that off??