Porn

[Zuki750]

I would like to thank the media for letting many of us know about a new thing.
Salvia's been around for a long time. You don't remember the stories of the Reckless Methods guys giving it to people and freaking them out big time? It was hilarious.

[Niner]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080311/ap_on_re_us/hallucinogenic_plant_1;_ylt=AuE.uyOFiAW9UyO46vTy31 ME1vAI

That shit sucks.

[Zuki750]

So wiggers got you into stunting?


Cinnamon bbutter is the shit.
I could eat the rolls and butter for a meal there.

[Niner]

i used to smoke salvia when i was on probation. its not that good

really?


interesting.

I have some 4x or 8x kicking around somewhere. It tastes like smoking potpori.

[Niner]

Salvia's been around for a long time. You don't remember the stories of the Reckless Methods guys giving it to people and freaking them out big time? It was hilarious.

I never heard that story. I tried some in college. Around the time I had a roomate that was a carbon copy of Mike M, only lazier and didn't ride bikes.

[Zuki750]

I never heard that story. I tried some in college. Around the time I had a roomate that was a carbon copy of Mike M, only lazier and didn't ride bikes.
They used to get people to smoke it and then start talking about bugs crawling on them and shit. Tony and Carnes were rather cruel to some of their friends.

[Niner]

They used to get people to smoke it and then start talking about bugs crawling on them and shit. Tony and Carnes were rather cruel to some of their friends.

That's not very nice. LOL

[MikeM]

So wiggers got you into stunting?

yup, pretty much

http://cgi.ebay.com/NEW-YORKS-FINEST-VHS-TAPE-MOTORCYCLE-SPORT-VHS-TAPE_W0QQitemZ150223533225QQihZ005QQcategoryZ67088 QQcmdZViewItem

[Zuki750]

Clutch is playing Flint, MI April 11th at the Machine Shop. Go see them.

[Niner]

Clutch is playing Flint, MI April 11th at the Machine Shop. Go see them.

Machine Shop gets some good bands in there.

[scott3824]

Salvia's been around for a long time. You don't remember the stories of the Reckless Methods guys giving it to people and freaking them out big time? It was hilarious.

Nope don't remember those. I've heard about it, my point was a lot of people probably haven't and probably would have never touched it. Now since it's in the media and they are the worthless gov't wants to waste time fighting a non-existant problem people will start to use it just because the gov't and media made a big deal out of it.

[scott3824]

Machine Shop gets some good bands in there.

fo sho :yes:

[Niner]

Nope don't remember those. I've heard about it, my point was a lot of people probably haven't and probably would have never touched it. Now since it's in the media and they are the worthless gov't wants to waste time fighting a non-existant problem people will start to use it just because the gov't and media made a big deal out of it.

Classic American drug policy/ use pattern.

[Zuki750]

Classic American drug policy/ use pattern.
It's legal. The govt wants their tax money on it. This is a way to get out of the looming recession.

[Niner]

It's legal. The govt wants their tax money on it. This is a way to get out of the looming recession.

They could tax salvia 50 cents on the dollar and get about 50 grand a year. LOL

[Niner]

http://powerstrokenation.com/forums/showthread.php?t=2327&page=23

[MikeM]

They could tax salvia 50 cents on the dollar and get about 50 grand a year. LOL

truth

nobody likes salvia enough

[MikeM]

DO NOT Haul anymore Fruit to Yellowknife. That contract is as good as done. We have over 50 people hauling there and only need 49.

Good Job guys.
We have 79 in route to LA with Appliances. We still need about 20 people to run to SLC as soon as you make it to LA to knock this one out. I'll volunteer to be one of them.
messages from corporate

[Niner]

messages from corporate

I just left and put one leg in this morning with a truck full or oranges, or I would have gone to SLC.

[MikeM]

nausea has pretty much gone away. time to get some food in here so i can begin my daily dose of excedrin

[MikeM]

I just left and put one leg in this morning with a truck full or oranges, or I would have gone to SLC.

you're probably one of the guys he counted, id assume

[MikeM]

you're probably one of the guys he counted, id assume

yellowknife is just too far over 1600 for me

[Niner]

you're probably one of the guys he counted, id assume

As long as I can pick up the back haul, I'm happy. I'm guessing the backhaul is safe until the appliance people get to yellowknife.

[Zuki750]

They could tax salvia 50 cents on the dollar and get about 50 grand a year. LOL

truth

nobody likes salvia enough

That's why they are advertising it.

[Niner]

yellowknife is just too far over 1600 for me

I'm trying to bank up some money now that I have pretty much every available mod for my truck.

[MikeM]

That's why they are advertising it.

come to think of it i actually have some laying around

[MikeM]

I'm trying to bank up some money now that I have pretty much every available mod for my truck.

are you gonna get the dte or skip it and go for the triple?

[Niner]

are you gonna get the dte or skip it and go for the triple?

What happens if you get an endorsement and your driver rating falls? I need the answer to that question first.

[Zuki750]

What happens if you get an endorsement and your driver rating falls? I need the answer to that question first.
Mike asked that on the forum and they said you keep the endorsement. I'm trying to decide if I go for the double in the next couple days or if I wait for the triple. I think I'm going to go for the double.

[MikeM]

What happens if you get an endorsement and your driver rating falls? I need the answer to that question first.

you keep it

[MikeM]

Mike asked that on the forum and they said you keep the endorsement. I'm trying to decide if I go for the double in the next couple days or if I wait for the triple. I think I'm going to go for the double.

i originally figured the double would make you an additional hundred bux a day, but lately im thinking its more like $150ish. at 150 it still takes 60 days to pay for itself

[Niner]

you keep it
Nice
i originally figured the double would make you an additional hundred bux a day, but lately im thinking its more like $150ish. at 150 it still takes 60 days to pay for itself

I'm not sure. Id like to get a better truck too....

[MikeM]

Nice


I'm not sure. Id like to get a better truck too....

word. after the triple thats where my moneys going too

[Alie]

I have some 4x or 8x kicking around somewhere. It tastes like smoking potpori.

WTF?:lobster::lobster::lobster::lobster::lobster:: twocents:

[Zuki750]

i originally figured the double would make you an additional hundred bux a day, but lately im thinking its more like $150ish. at 150 it still takes 60 days to pay for itself
I think I'll skip it then. I'll just keep banking until I can get a better truck and the triple.

[Alie]

Your truck game reminds me of dungeons and dragons OR Magic the Gathering.

[Alie]

Either one was well...creepy.

[Alie]

Back in the day, when I was the only one in the State that had a computer and a super duper dot matrix printer to boot, I used to play this "flight simulator".

[Alie]

Then I realized I was an awkward preteen in a sopwith camel.

[Alie]

anyhow, I'm off for a walk by the salvation army to see if they accept donations at this location.

[Niner]

What's your avitar say under "motivation".

[Alie]

What's your avitar say under "motivation".

If you tell me how wonderful I am, I'll tell you.

[Alie]

If you tell me how wonderful I am, I'll tell you.

actually, i think i will just go to the salvation army out of necessity, but here's a lobster for you dreamboat. :lobster:

[Niner]

If you tell me how wonderful I am, I'll tell you.

You suck at wheelies and life. How is that?:ese:

[Niner]

Thu
Mar 13 AM Rain / Snow Showers
47°/34° 50%
47°F

Fri
Mar 14 Partly Cloudy
47°/30° 10%
47°F


Looks like it's time to work on the bikes later this week.

[Niner]

Looks like it's time to work on the bikes later this week.

Actually, I can get started on the DRZ taillight idea tonight.

[MikeM]

Your truck game reminds me of dungeons and dragons OR Magic the Gathering.

DONT EVER compare Trukz to shit like that. Our imaginary toys have well over a thousand foot pounds of torque and we haul 41,000 pounds of cargo, all on one wheel.

[Zuki750]

Figuring 9mpg average, I can now go 2600 miles between fill ups. I also now have a top speed of 91 mph. The truck is sufficiently tricked out at this point.

[Niner]

http://www.yahoo.com/
"Why do powerful men like Eliot Spitzer cheat on their families?"

I undersatnd the phrase "cheat on their wife", I'm not so comfortable with the phrase "cheating on their families". It's not like he is banging his children, then went out on the side and molested some other kids instead. Or went out on the side to nurture and raise some other kids while neglecting his own.

[MikeM]

If you tell me how wonderful I am, I'll tell you.

I can read it, and i'll tell niner what it says if he can make me laugh while insulting you. :yes:

[MikeM]

Figuring 9mpg average, I can now go 2600 miles between fill ups. I also now have a top speed of 91 mph. The truck is sufficiently tricked out at this point.

you got the extra tank i take it?

[scott3824]

http://www.yahoo.com/
"Why do powerful men like Eliot Spitzer cheat on their families?"

I undersatnd the phrase "cheat on their wife", I'm not so comfortable with the phrase "cheating on their families". It's not like he is banging his children, then went out on the side and molested some other kids instead. Or went out on the side to nurture and raise some other kids while neglecting his own.

Getting ass should never be a crime. But the dude is a total hypocrite, he went and did exactly what he had been busting others for.

[Zuki750]

Yes, and the high gear ratio.

http://www.evilmilk.com/pictures/Motivation.jpg

[scott3824]

those are nice

[MikeM]

http://www.yahoo.com/
"Why do powerful men like Eliot Spitzer cheat on their families?"

I undersatnd the phrase "cheat on their wife", I'm not so comfortable with the phrase "cheating on their families". It's not like he is banging his children, then went out on the side and molested some other kids instead. Or went out on the side to nurture and raise some other kids while neglecting his own.

his wife and daughters are pretty damn good looking.

http://nymag.com/news/features/spitzer070723_3_560.jpg

If i had to guess, id say his wife dosent let him in the back door or have 3somes, or any of that other stuff that keeps men interested in their wives

[Niner]

Getting ass should never be a crime. But the dude is a total hypocrite, he went and did exactly what he had been busting others for.
That is some total bull shit. Haven't been following the story because honestly, I could care less who he fucks unless he gave aids to Barbara Walters or something crazy like that.
his wife and daughters are pretty damn good looking.

http://nymag.com/news/features/spitzer070723_3_560.jpg

If i had to guess, id say his wife dosent let him in the back door or have 3somes, or any of that other stuff that keeps men interested in their wives

Ok maybe he is literally "cheating on his family" LOL



He is one rodent looking mutherfucka.

[Niner]

Scoot:
http://powerstrokenation.com/forums/showthread.php?t=7772

[MikeM]

1611 miles = .48 DR increase

so i guess the magic number is actually over 1600

[Alie]

You suck at wheelies and life. How is that?:ese:

you weren't like that in my dream. what gives?:twocents:

[Alie]

DONT EVER compare Trukz to shit like that. Our imaginary toys have well over a thousand foot pounds of torque and we haul 41,000 pounds of cargo, all on one wheel.

imaginary cargo and imaginary trucks.

[Alie]

I can read it, and i'll tell niner what it says if he can make me laugh while insulting you. :yes:

He makes you laugh?

[Zuki750]

1,666 miles = .50 DR increase

[Alie]

That is some total bull shit. Haven't been following the story because honestly, I could care less who he fucks unless he gave aids to Barbara Walters or something crazy like that.


Ok maybe he is literally "cheating on his family" LOL



He is one rodent looking mutherfucka.

Since when is it novel for people to cheat?

[Zuki750]

1.643 = .49

I bet it's 1650.

[Zuki750]

Since when is it novel for people to cheat?
What the fuck are you talking about?

[Alie]

What the fuck are you talking about?

i just don't really give a fuck another another politician was found cheating. It's nothing novel. The people business has given rise to affairs as far back as 1776.

[Alie]

Don't you guys work with people having affairs?:shrugg

[Alie]

Not that I condone it, I just don't think it really affects work performance unless you have two married co-workers knocking boots at the workplace.

[MikeM]

He makes you laugh?

Yes. When he insults you or becky or any other female I do find it amusing.

[MikeM]

1,666 miles = .50 DR increase

i wonder how they decided to pick that number

[Zuki750]

I agree with you. It shouldn't matter one bit except that these dealings mean someone has dirt on them. With blackmail, the office is compromised.

[Zuki750]

i wonder how they decided to pick that number
That's just one of my options at the moment.

[Niner]

you weren't like that in my dream. what gives?:twocents:
Reality.......
He makes you laugh?
I have my moments.

[MikeM]

Don't you guys work with people having affairs?:shrugg

probably, i dont know

i work with a lot of people, im sure some of them are fucking people they shouldnt be

[MikeM]

Not that I condone it, I just don't think it really affects work performance unless you have two married co-workers knocking boots at the workplace.

even then it doesnt really affect anything

[Niner]

I agree with you. It shouldn't matter one bit except that these dealings mean someone has dirt on them. With blackmail, the office is compromised.

even then it doesnt really affect anything

+1 i was making fun of the semantics of "cheating on your wife", vs "cheating on your family". I am easily amused how new agency's try to slant your views on an issue by doing shit like this. Underlying message: He didn't just bang some hooker on the sly, he ruined his family and he is a bad man.

[Alie]

Reality.......

So you're a jerk in reality?

[MikeM]

So you're a jerk in reality?

did you miss the post about the stupid kids getting a taste of diesel smoke?

Next you're gonna ask if niner has a 6 pack, a 12 inch dick, and jumper cables in real life

[Alie]

+1 i was making fun of the semantics of "cheating on your wife", vs "cheating on your family". I am easily amused how new agency's try to slant your views on an issue by doing shit like this. Underlying message: He didn't just bang some hooker on the sly, he ruined his family and he is a bad man.

What's the "new agency" you're talking about?

I think he was just an arrogant son of a bitch. 10 pts away from perfect on the SAT's, perfect score on the LSAT, Princeton Alum who later went on to Harvaaaaaaaaaaad Law. Paul Wiess and Skadden Arps- "white shoe firms" were among the places he worked. He was renowned for bringing down the Gambino family and his charges against NYSE's Grasso.

Seems to me it was only natural that thought was smarter than everyone else. Arrogant and selfish.

[Alie]

Next you're gonna ask if niner has a 6 pack, a 12 inch dick, and jumper cables in real life

HAHAHAHA...you made me LOL.

Maybe he has jumper cables. I usually do. That and duct tape, a bike pump, 4 spoke tire iron, rope, extra oil and rags.

[Alie]

HAHAHAHA...you made me LOL.

Maybe he has jumper cables. I usually do. That and duct tape, a bike pump, 4 spoke tire iron, rope, extra oil and rags.


Also, I might not have the 12 inch dick, but I defintely have a 12 inch wiener and a six pack. What do i win before I run off to a 4 o'clock conference call 3 floors down?

[Alie]

What's the "new agency" you're talking about?

I think he was just an arrogant son of a bitch. 10 pts away from perfect on the SAT's, perfect score on the LSAT, Princeton Alum who later went on to Harvaaaaaaaaaaad Law. Paul Wiess and Skadden Arps- "white shoe firms" were among the places he worked. He was renowned for bringing down the Gambino family and his charges against NYSE's Grasso.

Seems to me it was only natural that thought was smarter than everyone else. Arrogant and selfish.

And a lawyer. HAHA.

[Alie]

did you miss the post about the stupid kids getting a taste of diesel smoke?

Next you're gonna ask if niner has a 6 pack, a 12 inch dick, and jumper cables in real life


Wait, do jumper cables refer to something on the body?

[MikeM]

HAHAHAHA...you made me LOL.

Maybe he has jumper cables. I usually do. That and duct tape, a bike pump, 4 spoke tire iron, rope, extra oil and rags.

a bike pump? damn i think you're kinkier than me.

[scott3824]

a bike pump? damn i think you're kinkier than me.

shes asian dude

[ScottFuries]

hehehe

..

[Niner]

So you're a jerk in reality?
You've meet me. Although I was really hungover most of the time and that takes a lot of the edge off my wit.
What's the "new agency" you're talking about?

I think he was just an arrogant son of a bitch. 10 pts away from perfect on the SAT's, perfect score on the LSAT, Princeton Alum who later went on to Harvaaaaaaaaaaad Law. Paul Wiess and Skadden Arps- "white shoe firms" were among the places he worked. He was renowned for bringing down the Gambino family and his charges against NYSE's Grasso.

Seems to me it was only natural that thought was smarter than everyone else. Arrogant and selfish.
Sorry news, now new.
HAHAHAHA...you made me LOL.

Maybe he has jumper cables. I usually do. That and duct tape, a bike pump, 4 spoke tire iron, rope, extra oil and rags.
I have a jump pack. But with 2 fleet sized batteries it's not going to do much. Plus I can crank the engine over lots of times before the batteries ever think of dieing.
shes asian dudeEels and octopi.

[Zuki750]

How can I find out the current bonus cargos?

[scott3824]

anyone have experience with data protector 6

[scott3824]

anyone want to buy a 6x10 enclosed trailer .... 1200 obo

[MikeM]

How can I find out the current bonus cargos?

city statistics > cargo statistics

theyre semi obvious from there

[MikeM]

anyone want to buy a 6x10 enclosed trailer .... 1200 obo

willing to ship?

anyone have experience with data protector 6

no

[scott3824]

willing to ship?

lol

:homer

[MikeM]

lol


bring it to the PAR bbq

[scott3824]

bring it to the PAR bbq

when and where is that

[MikeM]

when and where is that

my house, some time this summer

dont worry we'll work around your schedule

[Zuki750]

city statistics > cargo statistics

theyre semi obvious from there
Oh yeah, I'm an idiot.

[Zuki750]

bring it to the PAR bbq
It should be the PARbeque.

[scott3824]

my house, some time this summer

dont worry we'll work around your schedule

if niner drives lol

[scott3824]

wrap it up

http://www.cnn.com/2008/HEALTH/conditions/03/11/teen.std.ap/index.html

[scott3824]

Doubt I'll be traveling much this summer ....

http://money.cnn.com/2008/03/11/markets/oil_prices.ap/index.htm

niner lets do the veg oil conversion

[Alie]

a bike pump? damn i think you're kinkier than me.

shes asian dude

yeah, i don't get what's so kinky about a bicycle pump. my legs are stronger than my arms, it makes sense to me.

[Zuki750]

I'm headed to SLC. Do I grab electronics to yellowknife then head back to vancouver for books or do I take appliances (demand and preferred cargo) to vancouver and head straight for the book contract?

[MikeM]

wrap it up

http://www.cnn.com/2008/HEALTH/conditions/03/11/teen.std.ap/index.html

HPV, doesnt every girl get that?

[scott3824]

HPV, doesnt every girl get that?

i just saw 1 in 4 teen females has an std lol

[Alie]

You've meet me. Although I was really hungover most of the time and that takes a lot of the edge off my wit.

Yes, Yes, I have. You weren't a jerk then. In fact, you're more of an internet hardass, but a mellowmar in person.

[Zuki750]

HPV, doesnt every girl get that?
I think they have an immunization for it now.

[Zuki750]

I'm out. I'm going snowboarding tomorrow, you guys have fun at work.

[MikeM]

yeah, i don't get what's so kinky about a bicycle pump. my legs are stronger than my arms, it makes sense to me.

i was making some sex toy jokes that went over your head. starting with the jumper cables

[scott3824]

Yes, Yes, I have. You weren't a jerk then. In fact, you're more of an internet hardass, but a mellowmar in person.

he isn't a hardass ... just cynical

[scott3824]

I'm out. I'm going snowboarding tomorrow, you guys have fun at work.

I'll be in court!

[Alie]

Doubt I'll be traveling much this summer ....

http://money.cnn.com/2008/03/11/markets/oil_prices.ap/index.htm

niner lets do the veg oil conversion


or riding bikes around

[MikeM]

I'm headed to SLC. Do I grab electronics to yellowknife then head back to vancouver for books or do I take appliances (demand and preferred cargo) to vancouver and head straight for the book contract?

up to you. id do the contracts i think, demand cargos dont pay that spectacular, and the "preferred" thing only adds like 3 cents

[Alie]

i was making some sex toy jokes that went over your head. starting with the jumper cables

yeah, i'm still confused. i live/d a very sheltered life.

[MikeM]

or riding bikes around

scoots demise from pro stunter to video game dork lol

[Alie]

he isn't a hardass ... just cynical

I think he needs a girlfriend. Find him someone already.

[scott3824]

or riding bikes around

I plan on riding the 954 as much as possible to save $

[scott3824]

I think he needs a girlfriend. Find him someone already.

No. Niner is my boy and I will always have his back but he usually gets wasted and shoots himself in the foot. Or unintentionally cock blocks others. Alcohol gets the better of him lol.

[scott3824]

scoots demise from pro stunter to video game dork lol

I'm gonna be a pro gamer. :ese:

[MikeM]

yeah, i'm still confused. i live/d a very sheltered life.

ok let me break it down..

you mentioned niner being mean on here but not in your dreams
I then implied that you have sexual dreams about niner by referencing his penis, and jumper cables. I think you missed that because you replied with a list of stuff in the trunk of your car. I then made another joke about said items being sex toys. Go back and read it again now that you're on teh level.

[MikeM]

I think he needs a girlfriend. Find him someone already.

the only girls that could put up with his style are lesbians. Or 220 lb non lesbians who drive trucks for real.

[MikeM]

1181 miles to go. im heading to atlanta. Picked up a demand route from mexico city, plus the 10% terminal bonus, plus ultra cheap diesel when i get there. and no fp tax on refuel/repair

[MikeM]

I'm gonna be a pro gamer. :ese:

I know 2 guys who are pro gamers. Girls still dont talk to them.

[MikeM]

dead chick blows chp officer

story at 11

http://www.stuntlife.com/forums/118-california/215792-riding-cali-can-get.html

[Niner]

if niner drives lol
Pay for fuel.....
wrap it up

http://www.cnn.com/2008/HEALTH/conditions/03/11/teen.std.ap/index.html

I wonder what the rate is for BGSU?

[Niner]

Doubt I'll be traveling much this summer ....

http://money.cnn.com/2008/03/11/markets/oil_prices.ap/index.htm

niner lets do the veg oil conversion

I am thinking about it. I need to get a good WVO source first. Shit will pay it'self of in a week. DRZ is going on the road very soon.

[Niner]

he isn't a hardass ... just cynical

If you are right most of the time it is being a realist, not a cynic.

[Niner]

No. Niner is my boy and I will always have his back but he usually gets wasted and shoots himself in the foot. Or unintentionally cock blocks others. Alcohol gets the better of him lol.

the only girls that could put up with his style are lesbians. Or 220 lb non lesbians who drive trucks for real.

Or raging alcoholics.

[Miss Chievous]

pornnnnnnnnnn

[Zuki750]

pornnnnnnnnnn
Post Whoooooore

[MikeM]

Or raging alcoholics.

or british

[MikeM]

http://www.redtube.com/8348

[Niner]

or british
Same thing
http://www.redtube.com/8348

LOL red tube.

[Zuki750]

http://www.redtube.com/8348
Like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

[MikeM]

Scoot33456 drive ur truck

[gsxrchick1000]

What the hell happend to stuntlife?

[MikeM]

i dont know

[MikeM]

http://www.trukz.com/images/cities/Atlanta.jpg
You have completed your route to Atlanta on time. You collected $1,187.28 of which Utopia Inc. collected $71.24 from that total to leave you with a total collection of $1,116.05. Your driver rating is now 18.85. You may start a new route at this time or view your driver profile for more details. You are at your company's headquarters terminal city. Refuel and Repair costs are currently reduced by 25%. Consider taking advantage of this discount before you start your next route. Borne may be doing wheelies on the left.

[Niner]

http://www.trukz.com/images/cities/Atlanta.jpg
You have completed your route to Atlanta on time. You collected $1,187.28 of which Utopia Inc. collected $71.24 from that total to leave you with a total collection of $1,116.05. Your driver rating is now 18.85. You may start a new route at this time or view your driver profile for more details. You are at your company's headquarters terminal city. Refuel and Repair costs are currently reduced by 25%. Consider taking advantage of this discount before you start your next route. Borne may be doing wheelies on the left.

Is he down there yet?

[MikeM]

Is he down there yet?

are you askingme or assuming scoot will read that?

he probably will

[Niner]

are you askingme or assuming scoot will read that?

he probably will

Assuming Scoot will read it. He reads back quite a ways.

[Alie]

No. Niner is my boy and I will always have his back but he usually gets wasted and shoots himself in the foot. Or unintentionally cock blocks others. Alcohol gets the better of him lol.

When i read your post, specifically that [he] "cock blocks others", I almost spit. Then I reviewed the post again and realized I missed the "unintentionally". When he is not wasted, he's a dapper, ladies man?

[MikeM]

When i read your post, specifically that [he] "cock blocks others", I almost spit. Then I reviewed the post again and realized I missed the "unintentionally". When he is not wasted, he's a dapper, ladies man?

when hes sober he has to fight them off with a stick

[Alie]

ok let me break it down..

you mentioned niner being mean on here but not in your dreams
I then implied that you have sexual dreams about niner by referencing his penis, and jumper cables. I think you missed that because you replied with a list of stuff in the trunk of your car. I then made another joke about said items being sex toys. Go back and read it again now that you're on teh level.

...but i did have sexual dreams about him. Everytime I have a dream about him, he winds up as my husband. But he was a nice guy in my dreams, like Gil. I think maybe it was Gil in his body. Watever... I was drinking cheap wine that night.

Are jumper cables slang for balls or something?



the only girls that could put up with his style are lesbians. Or 220 lb non lesbians who drive trucks for real.


HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAA.

[Niner]

When he is not wasted, he's a dapper, ladies man?

You don't see it?:teacher:

[Niner]

Has anyone ever seen nylon dual sport coat that has suspenders built in so you can ride home from work when it is hot with the jacket secured around your waist?

[Niner]

Are jumper cables slang for balls or something?



Electrified nipple clamps.

[Alie]

when hes sober he has to fight them off with a stick

which one's, the lesbians, the raging alchoholics or the 220 lb-ers?

[Alie]

You don't see it?:teacher:

No, you sit in a corner chewing tobacco and spitting every 5 seconds or your sucking on a beer.


I don't see it.

[MikeM]

which one's, the lesbians, the raging alchoholics or the 220 lb-ers?

no the good looking ones. he fights them off because he cant stand them when hes sober

[Niner]

which one's, the lesbians, the raging alchoholics or the 220 lb-ers?

and the yetti's.

[Alie]

Electrified nipple clamps.

um, ouch. not that i would try, but i wonder what would happen if i did attach them to my nipples and then had someone turn the ignition. would i be burned?

[Alie]

Has anyone ever seen nylon dual sport coat that has suspenders built in so you can ride home from work when it is hot with the jacket secured around your waist?

wat? No. why wouldn't you just put it in a school bag.

[MikeM]

Electrified nipple clamps.

although its been in plenty of movies, i doubt you could even feel 12 volts without some salt water on the skin

[Niner]

um, ouch. not that i would try, but i wonder what would happen if i did attach them to my nipples and then had someone turn the ignition. would i be burned?

Try it out and let me know.

[scott3824]

$200 fucking dollars total (fine & court cost) for the trailer

[MikeM]

Has anyone ever seen nylon dual sport coat that has suspenders built in so you can ride home from work when it is hot with the jacket secured around your waist?

ive only seen that with suits with pants

[MikeM]

$200 fucking dollars total (fine & court cost) for the trailer

is that good or bad, in your opinion

[Niner]

wat? No. why wouldn't you just put it in a school bag.
I'd have other stuff like a laptop in there.
although its been in plenty of movies, i doubt you could even feel 12 volts without some salt water on the skin

You couldn't. Look up the conductivity/resistance of skin. I think it's over 100v per inch.

[scott3824]

Scoot33456 drive ur truck

shit i forgot last night ...

[Niner]

I'd have other stuff like a laptop in there.


You couldn't. Look up the conductivity/resistance of skin. I think it's over 100v per inch.

But you can feel a 9v if you lick it. Maybe it has to do with current, not voltage.

[Alie]

no the good looking ones. he fights them off because he cant stand them when hes sober

LMAOOOO...I need some proof. Once my nosy self, logged into Scoot's photobucket and spotted some pictures of Niner trying to mack on this one chick. Looks like he brought her to some party. She looked annoyed. Didn't matter tho. She seemed like one of those stuck up bitches that is annoyed by everything.

and the yetti's.

NICE...you like Germans, eh?

[Niner]

ive only seen that with suits with pants

I've only seen it on hunting coats. So you can let the coat hang to cool off while you drag in your kill.

[Alie]

I'd have other stuff like a laptop in there.


a laptop and what else?

[MikeM]

I'd have other stuff like a laptop in there.


You couldn't. Look up the conductivity/resistance of skin. I think it's over 100v per inch.

it is something pretty high, but salt water lowers it considerably. Youve licked a 9 volt before, right?

[Alie]

although its been in plenty of movies, i doubt you could even feel 12 volts without some salt water on the skin

I'm sending it in to myth busters.

[Niner]

it is something pretty high, but salt water lowers it considerably. Youve licked a 9 volt before, right?

See my addendum post.

[MikeM]

But you can feel a 9v if you lick it. Maybe it has to do with current, not voltage.

no, current has nothing to do with impedance (in this equation)

9 volts cant deliver much current anyway

[Alie]

$200 fucking dollars total (fine & court cost) for the trailer

yikes. sadly, by my area's standards, that's a steal. does that include administrative costs?

[MikeM]

a laptop and what else?

a handgun

[Alie]

no, current has nothing to do with impedance (in this equation)

9 volts cant deliver much current anyway

NERDS!
http://www.gcms.k12.il.us/gcmsms/images/misc/Mr.%20Richoz%20and%20nerds.jpg

[Alie]

a handgun

well, he needs protection from all the goodlooking women trying to break his door down when he's sober at work.

[Alie]

wait, he's in a cubical right?

[Niner]

no, current has nothing to do with impedance (in this equation)

9 volts cant deliver much current anyway

V=IR Nuuuka If I misused impedance for resistance, I apologize. I forgot everything about circuits the second I finished the final.

[Niner]

well, he needs protection from all the goodlooking women trying to break his door down when he's sober at work.

I work with a bunch of dudes. There aren't any women here.

[MikeM]

I'm sending it in to myth busters.

I think niner looks kinda like the guy on mythbusters

[Alie]

I work with a bunch of dudes. There aren't any women here.

So... like I'm the closest communication you have with a female?

[scott3824]

When he is not wasted, he's a dapper, ladies man?
I wouldn't go that far lol.

[scott3824]

I think niner looks kinda like the guy on mythbusters

eh i dunno ....

[scott3824]

LMAOOOO...I need some proof. Once my nosy self, logged into Scoot's photobucket and spotted some pictures of Niner trying to mack on this one chick. Looks like he brought her to some party. She looked annoyed. Didn't matter tho. She seemed like one of those stuck up bitches that is annoyed by everything.


Oh that would be New years eve 2007. She seemed to like him, then he started drinking. Then he never talked to her again.

[Niner]

I think niner looks kinda like the guy on mythbusters
The red headed guy? I could see that. Add some glasses, get a haircut, grow a fu-manchu. It's the pasty whiteness and the hairline. LOL
So... like I'm the closest communication you have with a female?

A lot of cashiers are chicks.:tolietmon

[Alie]

I think niner looks kinda like the guy on mythbusters


which one? Adam savage?
http://dsc.discovery.com/fansites/mythbusters/meet/gallery/adam_bio.jpg


here's a comparison:
http://b8.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/01032/81/46/1032846418_l.jpg

[Alie]

Oh that would be New years eve 2007. She seemed to like him, then he started drinking. Then he never talked to her again.

maybe he did it on purpose to get away from her?

[Alie]

A lot of cashiers are chicks.:tolietmon
Do you talk to them about putting car jacks on their nipples?

[Niner]

http://traxms.com/Merchant2/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Product_Code=TR_27-3225-&Source=GoogleBase
How can a piece of titanium tubing weigh so much?

[Alie]

http://traxms.com/Merchant2/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Product_Code=TR_27-3225-&Source=GoogleBase
How can a piece of titanium tubing weigh so much?

u keep changing the subject.:twocents:

i wanna hear about your last date.:bjspray:bjspray:bjspray:bjspray

[scott3824]

maybe he did it on purpose to get away from her?

No. When vag isn't thrown at you every day you usually take advantage of it when it is presented to you.

[Alie]

http://traxms.com/Merchant2/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Product_Code=TR_27-3225-&Source=GoogleBase
How can a piece of titanium tubing weigh so much?

I don't see whats so interesting about http://traxms.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/Tit_PowerBomb_L.jpg

i have one under my sink.

[scott3824]

alie why are you so obsessed with niners romantical rendevous?

[Niner]

Do you talk to them about putting car jacks on their nipples?

No, normally anal fisting.

[Alie]

No. When vag isn't thrown at you every day you usually take advantage of it when it is presented to you.

yeah, but she wasn't all that pretty and if she was getting bitchy that's an added negative. i figure that maybe he's picky?

i mean, i've dated good looking guys that openned their mouths and caused me to be repelled.

[Niner]

alie why are you so obsessed with niners romantical rendevous?

I think she is trying to load up her subconscious with metal images of me so she will have another dream.:ese:

[scott3824]

I think she is trying to load up her subconscious with metal images of me so she will have another dream.:ese:

Thats my guess. She has some sort of newfound unexplained subconscious sexual desire .

[Niner]

Thats my guess. She has some sort of newfound unexplained subconscious sexual desire .

It's the asian in her. They are all nerdophiles.

[Alie]

alie why are you so obsessed with niners romantical rendevous?

i think because I'm a girl that's been having erotic dreams about him. i somehow think that if he tells me about his love/ social life i will figure out what's wrong with me. if he finds a girlfriend, then i can stop dreaming.

...or could be my subconscious just wanting to hear his dirty love flings because it turns me on.

probably both.

[MikeM]

im eating my first bagel this year and its sooooooo good

[Alie]

I think she is trying to load up her subconscious with metal images of me so she will have another dream.:ese:

Thats my guess. She has some sort of newfound unexplained subconscious sexual desire .

maybe.:twocents:

i'm going to the dentist in 45 minutes...I'm probably going to be knocked out on sweet air...gimme something to work with.

[Alie]

It's the asian in her. They are all nerdophiles.

i had to google "nerdophile".

"The Nerdophile is the one of the species that may not belong to this ecosystem. Their ultimate aim is to mutate into one of the superior species in every aspect of life. They’d like the ecosystemic position of the ISFR, the appearance of the mooseumus, and mate with the superhotietus. Sadly, each one of their dreams fall flat on their bespectacled faces. It is a loner, isolated species, more by force than by choice. It spends a total of 1 hour in the gym, of which atleast 20 -30 minutes are spent on watching superhotietus work on its activities. Nerdophiles can be easily identified - characterized by a 2-6 tyer paunch and unsually matched clothing. Mating Habits: The nerdophile isn’t very successful, but it cannot be blamed for not trying. Ultimately, it relies on itself more than anyone else."

Is this how you describe yourself?

[Alie]

im eating my first bagel this year and its sooooooo good

poppy?:jaman

[Niner]

i had to google "nerdophile".

"The Nerdophile is the one of the species that may not belong to this ecosystem. Their ultimate aim is to mutate into one of the superior species in every aspect of life. They’d like the ecosystemic position of the ISFR, the appearance of the mooseumus, and mate with the superhotietus. Sadly, each one of their dreams fall flat on their bespectacled faces. It is a loner, isolated species, more by force than by choice. It spends a total of 1 hour in the gym, of which atleast 20 -30 minutes are spent on watching superhotietus work on its activities. Nerdophiles can be easily identified - characterized by a 2-6 tyer paunch and unsually matched clothing. Mating Habits: The nerdophile isn’t very successful, but it cannot be blamed for not trying. Ultimately, it relies on itself more than anyone else."

Is this how you describe yourself?

Huh? I just made it up. Nerd=nerd and ophile=getting sexually aroused by. As in "Oh baby your pocket protector makes me so wet"

[Alie]

i think because I'm a girl that's been having erotic dreams about him. i somehow think that if he tells me about his love/ social life i will figure out what's wrong with me. if he finds a girlfriend, then i can stop dreaming.

...or could be my subconscious just wanting to hear his dirty love flings because it turns me on.

probably both.

or...maybe i'm dreaming about him because he's always being obtuse. Perhaps, subconsciously I find his stubborn, cynical nature attractive because I am a closet masochist.

[scott3824]

im starving but its so close to lunch

i hate going to court, it's packed with dirty, smelly, inferior people

[scott3824]

or...maybe i'm dreaming about him because he's always being obtuse. Perhaps, subconsciously I find his stubborn, cynical nature attractive because I am a closet masochist.

why would you secretly hate yourself?

[MikeM]

maybe.:twocents:

i'm going to the dentist in 45 minutes...I'm probably going to be knocked out on sweet air...gimme something to work with.

ur gonna be moaning at the dentists, while hes drilling ur teeth

[Alie]

Huh? I just made it up. Nerd=nerd and ophile=getting sexually aroused by. As in "Oh baby your pocket protector makes me so wet"

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

whatever, i just keep thinking back to that time you were at taco bell and i had to listen to you ordering 100000000 burritos and chimichangas. NOT ATTRACTIVE.

[scott3824]

Hahaha
http://www.cnn.com/2008/SHOWBIZ/TV/03/11/dawn.wells.ap/index.html

[scott3824]

ur gonna be moaning at the dentists, while hes drilling ur teeth

theres a lot of stainless steel tools that a freaky asian could use at the dentistts

[Alie]

why would you secretly hate yourself?

not "hate" myself, but since i'm pretty dominant most of the time, maybe i like subconsciously like the way he puts me in my place. i dunno. i'm trying to figure it out.

[MikeM]

or...maybe i'm dreaming about him because he's always being obtuse. Perhaps, subconsciously I find his stubborn, cynical nature attractive because I am a closet masochist.

does it turn you on to picture him choking you out, while cynically explaining to you the difference between titanium and whats under your sink?

[Niner]

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

whatever, i just keep thinking back to that time you were at taco bell and i had to listen to you ordering 100000000 burritos and chimichangas. NOT ATTRACTIVE.

I don't think taco bell even has chimichangas.

[scott3824]

not "hate" myself, but since i'm pretty dominant most of the time, maybe i like subconsciously like the way he puts me in my place. i dunno. i'm trying to figure it out.

I was thinking the masochist hates herself and considers herself a worthless person and unworthy of love. Self-destructive, punishing, and self-defeating behaviors usually go along with that.


Maybe you should just go home and tell gill to throw you into the wall and choke you.:twocents:

[scott3824]

not "hate" myself, but since i'm pretty dominant most of the time, maybe i like subconsciously like the way he puts me in my place. i dunno. i'm trying to figure it out.

I was thinking the masochist hates herself and considers herself a worthless person and unworthy of love. Self-destructive, punishing, and self-defeating behaviors usually go along with that.


Maybe you should just go home and tell gill to throw you into the wall and choke you.:twocents:

[scott3824]

not "hate" myself, but since i'm pretty dominant most of the time, maybe i like subconsciously like the way he puts me in my place. i dunno. i'm trying to figure it out.

I was thinking the masochist hates herself and considers herself a worthless person and unworthy of love. Self-destructive, punishing, and self-defeating behaviors usually go along with that.


Maybe you should just go home and tell gill to throw you into the wall and choke you.:twocents:

[scott3824]

triple post ... sweet

[scott3824]

triple post ... sweet

[MikeM]

Hahaha
http://www.cnn.com/2008/SHOWBIZ/TV/03/11/dawn.wells.ap/index.html

she got 5 days in jail plus probation for a dui. that tells me it wasnt her first

[Niner]

Hahaha
http://www.cnn.com/2008/SHOWBIZ/TV/03/11/dawn.wells.ap/index.html
The years have been rough on her.
explaining to you the difference between titanium and whats under your sink?
LOL I was going to comment on that one too.
I was thinking the masochist hates herself and considers herself a worthless person and unworthy of love. Self-destructive, punishing, and self-defeating behaviors usually go along with that.


Like cutting yourself or carving words into your arms?

[MikeM]

poppy?:jaman

salt, but most of it scraped off

[Alie]

does it turn you on to picture him choking you out, while cynically explaining to you the difference between titanium and whats under your sink?

The choking, yes. But not the explaining difference between titanium and what's under my sink.

[Niner]

she got 5 days in jail plus probation for a dui. that tells me it wasnt her first

Under a plea agreement, three misdemeanor counts -- driving under the influence, possession of drug paraphernalia and possession of a controlled substance -- were dropped.

It could be her first offence.

[Alie]

Maybe you should just go home and tell gill to throw you into the wall and choke you.:twocents:

i don't think he would do that.

[Alie]

Like cutting yourself or carving words into your arms?

So you wouldn't acquiesce?

[scott3824]

i don't think he would do that.

do it to him then ... he'll get it

[MikeM]

im starving but its so close to lunch

i hate going to court, it's packed with dirty, smelly, inferior people

I like going, cause i like to hear everybodys cases go before the judge. Every time, i feel like 3/4 of the people dont deserve to be there. I also hate to see obviously poor people getting fined hundreds of dollars that they dont have by some judge who drove there in a mercedes.

[MikeM]

The years have been rough on her.

i think it said shes 71 now. if so she looks good for 71

[scott3824]

I like going, cause i like to hear everybodys cases go before the judge. Every time, i feel like 3/4 of the people dont deserve to be there. I also hate to see obviously poor people getting fined hundreds of dollars that they dont have by some judge who drove there in a mercedes.

I hate that too. Thats what happened to me - I paid 1/3 of what i paid for the trailer itself because of some retarded ass law.

I felt bad for the scrubby guy that said he took out a loan to get his house resided and couldnt affford to comply with the other violations - so they fined him. Seems a little bit ass backwards to me. I need to move to a suburb. The one lady that was an inspector was a raging cunt. She definitely drives around the city all day looking for anything she can find.

[Alie]

do it to him then ... he'll get it

well he's taking a muay thai kick boxing class with me tonight, maybe that will go over similarly.

[MikeM]

Under a plea agreement, three misdemeanor counts -- driving under the influence, possession of drug paraphernalia and possession of a controlled substance -- were dropped.

It could be her first offence.

no. nobody does time for a dui first offense. UNLESS her lawyer requested that to minimize her fine and probation.

in general, a first offense dui gets you: license suspension for 3 months, 18 months probation (supervised), 20-40 hours of community servix, and $300ish in fines.

[scott3824]

so just got a new HP DL585 G2 in that I am setting up. 2 qlogic fiber cards (4gb) 32 Gb ram, and 4 dual core amd 64 opterons.

That shit pales in comparison to how cool the name i picked out is ....

Optimus Prime hahaha

[Niner]

i think it said shes 71 now. if so she looks good for 71
Damn, she is that old?
no. nobody does time for a dui first offense. UNLESS her lawyer requested that to minimize her fine and probation.

in general, a first offense dui gets you: license suspension for 3 months, 18 months probation (supervised), 20-40 hours of community servix, and $300ish in fines.

In MI you have a choice of doing 40 hours in jail or paying an administration fee to do community service for your first offense. Different staes have different punishments. It also wasn't just a DUI offense, the possession charges made it worse. From what it looked like it was part of a lawyer/ prosecuter deal.

[Alie]

So you wouldn't acquiesce?

OUCH...blown off.

[Niner]

so just got a new HP DL585 G2 in that I am setting up. 2 qlogic fiber cards (4gb) 32 Gb ram, and 4 dual core amd 64 opterons.

That shit pales in comparison to how cool the name i picked out is ....

Optimus Prime hahaha

The only way it could get any nerdier is if you custom made a case that transformed.

[scott3824]

The only way it could get any nerdier is if you custom made a case that transformed.

Hi I'm kettle.

[MikeM]

Damn, she is that old?


In MI you have a choice of doing 40 hours in jail or paying an administration fee to do community service for your first offense. Different staes have different punishments. It also wasn't just a DUI offense, the possession charges made it worse. From what it looked like it was part of a lawyer/ prosecuter deal.

every time i get pulled over for a dui there were a bunch of other charges throw in like reckless driving and other shit i wasnt doing.

[scott3824]

every time i get pulled over for a dui there were a bunch of other charges throw in like reckless driving and other shit i wasnt doing.

Because our entire gov't is a bunch of corrupt pieces of shit.

[scott3824]

hahaha

http://www.stuntlife.com/forums/118-california/215792-riding-cali-can-get.html#post3199543

[scott3824]

Lunch time in the student union!

[Niner]

Because our entire gov't is a bunch of corrupt pieces of shit.

Kwame isn't. People need to leave him alone and stop this "lynch mob" against him, just because he is black.

[Niner]

hahaha

http://www.stuntlife.com/forums/118-california/215792-riding-cali-can-get.html#post3199543

Worst comeback ever on her part.

[scott3824]

Kwame isn't. People need to leave him alone and stop this "lynch mob" against him, just because he is black.

lmfao i saw that on cnn .... at least the gov of NY stepped up and quit - he didnt deny it. then you got kwame who probably thinks if he voers his eyes no one can see him either

[scott3824]

Worst comeback ever on her part.

yes thats why i laughed

[Niner]

Something like this might be the way to go for a commuter jacket on days when it is too hot on the ride home for leathers and too cold on the way in for a full mesh jacket.:
http://denniskirk.com/jsp/product_catalog/Product.jsp?skuId=3408826L&store=Main&catId=102&productId=prod850280&leafCatId=10204&mmyId=
Detachable sleeves that store in the coat and it's water resistant in case the weather forcasters are wrong.

[Niner]

lmfao i saw that on cnn .... at least the gov of NY stepped up and quit - he didnt deny it. then you got kwame who probably thinks if he voers his eyes no one can see him either

One of his arguements was "they called me a nigger". He seriously droped the N-bomb in the middle of his speech to try to turn the race card he was playing into an ace.

I guess the n-word is either a zombie or Jesus, because Kwame buried it in Detroit not even a year ago.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/07/09/AR2007070900609.html

Today we're not just burying the N-word, we're taking it out of our spirit," said Detroit Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick. "We gather burying all the things that go with the N-word. We have to bury the 'pimps' and the 'hos' that go with it."

He continued: "Die N-word, and we don't want to see you 'round here no more."

[MikeM]

hahaha

http://www.stuntlife.com/forums/118-california/215792-riding-cali-can-get.html#post3199543

you must have missed my dead chick joke yesterday evening

[Niner]

What did you think about Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick's state of the city speech?
Choice Votes Percentage of 4129 Votes
It was great. 188 5%
He touched on all the topics he needed to. 160 4%
It's hard to believe what he has to say. 3512 85%
I am not sure what to think 269 7%

[MikeM]

606 miles to trenton, which should get me there at 10 pm tonight

[Niner]

Fucked up:
http://www.cnn.com/2008/HEALTH/conditions/03/12/pillow.angel/index.html

[MikeM]

Fucked up:
http://www.cnn.com/2008/HEALTH/conditions/03/12/pillow.angel/index.html

eh not really

[MikeM]

anybody want to finish it up?

[Niner]

eh not really

The operation was illegal and the doctor who performed it killed himself.