Jokes

[Niner]

how is a HB illegal ... i dont think so ... i aint taking that bitch off ... cage = dont want them to think its a stunter, state troopers inspect here ....
Can you aply the brake without the stop lamp lighting? :nono: That's why it is illegal.

[AliKatR6]

:rotfl:

i wish
glad i got you laughing this morning hun.

[I37]

how is a HB illegal ... i dont think so ... i aint taking that bitch off ... cage = dont want them to think its a stunter, state troopers inspect here ....

state troopers do that here too... no mirrors they fuck u, no turn signals they fuck u.......

[LEASNIT]

Is it going to be done? :claps

I'll see if Borne can pick it up. He is going to theve my headlight harness for a day or two.

Call him n find out when u get a chance, cause i'll try n get down there when hes gonna be in that hood ...

[scott3824]

LEASNIT: what up .....
Bryce: OH fuck........... that piece
LEASNIT: LOL... ur fired...
Bryce: you gonna be down in my end at all today?
LEASNIT: I gotta stop down n grab it later
Bryce: I just forgot due, last fue days has been crazy as fuck


Gonna be anywhere near the eastside tonite Niner? LOL


lol come over and help me finish my drums :rotfl:

[LEASNIT]

Can you aply the brake without the stop lamp lighting? :nono: That's why it is illegal.

You could if u add'd a brake light switch :)

[scott3824]

Can you aply the brake without the stop lamp lighting? :nono: That's why it is illegal.

they dont know ...

[AliKatR6]

damn right i would
yeah i know you would. :pimpkiss

[Niner]

state troopers do that here too... no mirrors they fuck u, no turn signals they fuck u.......
This is why I will never buy a salvage bike. Too much BS to deal with. Anyone know how a rebuilt title works? Like Scott goes for his inspection and he gets a rebuilt tilte and I buy it, do i have to get the bike inspected?

[LEASNIT]

lol come over and help me finish my drums :rotfl:

Wonder how long would take me on the fiddy ... I wont even lie, at 3 bucks a gallon I cant afford to come over... LOL..

[Niner]

Call him n find out when u get a chance, cause i'll try n get down there when hes gonna be in that hood ...
OK, i'll let you know.

[scott3824]

i like working on things, just as long as i really don't have to do much electrical stuff. i can do it, but it's really not my favorite thing to do.

electrical is my forte

[I37]

This is why I will never buy a salvage bike. Too much BS to deal with. Anyone know how a rebuilt title works? Like Scott goes for his inspection and he gets a rebuilt tilte and I buy it, do i have to get the bike inspected?

just claim a lost title

[scott3824]

glad i got you laughing this morning hun.

you always brighten my mornings

[Niner]

they dont know ...
It is their job to check that the signals work properly. You don't think they are going to notice that you have 2 clutches?

[Niner]

just claim a lost title
What if you were buying it?

[scott3824]

Wonder how long would take me on the fiddy ... I wont even lie, at 3 bucks a gallon I cant afford to come over... LOL..

chris is suppose to come down ....

[AliKatR6]

Wonder how long would take me on the fiddy ... I wont even lie, at 3 bucks a gallon I cant afford to come over... LOL..
we're almost to 3 (2.81)
i can't wait until it actually warms up in the mornings and i'm parking the jeep.

i've been lucky the past couple months i have been on travel so i haven't had to buy gas or anything. june will be the same way. so i can't complain much

[Niner]

Wonder how long would take me on the fiddy ... I wont even lie, at 3 bucks a gallon I cant afford to come over... LOL..
I think your ass would fall off around down river area. LOL.

[I37]

This is why I will never buy a salvage bike. Too much BS to deal with. Anyone know how a rebuilt title works? Like Scott goes for his inspection and he gets a rebuilt tilte and I buy it, do i have to get the bike inspected?

I haven't gotten my bike inspected, haven't even gotten the tags, and its been since august, so I dunno, inspection sucks ass, and so do tage, can't really see my plate anyway..

[scott3824]

This is why I will never buy a salvage bike. Too much BS to deal with. Anyone know how a rebuilt title works? Like Scott goes for his inspection and he gets a rebuilt tilte and I buy it, do i have to get the bike inspected?

no rebuilt is like a clean title - just lets buyers know it was previously salvaged

[LEASNIT]

chris is suppose to come down ....

Well fine ... screw u neways! :fucktard

[AliKatR6]

electrical is my forte
good!!
you are too perfect hun


ok be back soon have to go to coffee with the guys

[scott3824]

It is their job to check that the signals work properly. You don't think they are going to notice that you have 2 clutches?

bet thhey dont ....or i'll throw it in the airbox temporarily

[Niner]

we're almost to 3 (2.81)
i can't wait until it actually warms up in the mornings and i'm parking the jeep.

i've been lucky the past couple months i have been on travel so i haven't had to buy gas or anything. june will be the same way. so i can't complain much
Cost over $50 for 2/4 of a tank of gas. Too bad there is frost on the ground in the morning this week. I know where my raise is going. :banghead:

[I37]

What if you were buying it?

c i dunno, cuz tags on bikes to me are useless....

but thats a good question

[LEASNIT]

we're almost to 3 (2.81)
i can't wait until it actually warms up in the mornings and i'm parking the jeep.

i've been lucky the past couple months i have been on travel so i haven't had to buy gas or anything. june will be the same way. so i can't complain much

I paid 2.98 last nite.... :banghead: :banghead:

[LEASNIT]

Cost over $50 for 2/4 of a tank of gas. Too bad there is frost on the ground in the morning this week. I know where my raise is going. :banghead:

lol@2/4 of a tank...

[Niner]

no rebuilt is like a clean title - just lets buyers know it was previously salvaged
Good to know. I hoped that's how it worked.

[LEASNIT]

I think your ass would fall off around down river area. LOL.

Yeah good point .. and NO that is NOT a reason for me to buy your tall seat.. LOL

[Niner]

bet thhey dont ....or i'll throw it in the airbox temporarily
Air box is a better bet.

[Niner]

lol@2/4 of a tank...
3/4 the 2 and 3 are close. Sorry. :jaman

[I37]

Good to know. I hoped that's how it worked.

but is some1 buys that bike, and wants to ride street with it, and needs insurance, its a no go on the insurance, cuz no insurance company will insure a salvaged titled bike, or rebuilt.... make sense?

[scott3824]

Well fine ... screw u neways! :fucktard

but he isnt awake .. you are ... i got some presents if you come down :) ... i'll give youo $10 for gas too

[LEASNIT]

aight, I got shit to do today I guess... im out for a bit......

[Niner]

but is some1 buys that bike, and wants to ride street with it, and needs insurance, its a no go on the insurance, cuz no insurance company will insure a salvaged titled bike, or rebuilt.... make sense?
Even PLPD?

[I37]

3/4 the 2 and 3 are close. Sorry. :jaman
fuck gas Im gonna ride a 10 speed to work, just gotta leave my house 2 hrs early

[scott3824]

I paid 2.98 last nite.... :banghead: :banghead:

$2.79 right next to ny house

[Niner]

aight, I got shit to do today I guess... im out for a bit......
Go pick up my shit and mail it to me. It will be cheaper than driving at these gas prices.

[I37]

Even PLPD?

u mean PIP? wtf is PLPD :shrugg

[LEASNIT]

but he isnt awake .. you are ... i got some presents if you come down :) ... i'll give youo $10 for gas too

If I didnt have a gang of shit to get down around here ... I would ...

[scott3824]

Yeah good point .. and NO that is NOT a reason for me to buy your tall seat.. LOL

tall seats SUCK

[I37]

$2.79 right next to ny house
2.81 right by my house too

[LEASNIT]

Go pick up my shit and mail it to me. It will be cheaper than driving at these gas prices.

lmao.. u aint kidding...

[LEASNIT]

u mean PIP? wtf is PLPD :shrugg

PLPD .. aka YOUR fault insurance... :woot

[scott3824]

Even PLPD?

ur insurance is gay ... they probably dont have plpd / no fault like we dont either

[Niner]

$2.79 right next to ny house
Same here 3 stations closest to myu house are $2.79 and there are 4 more at $2.78. Need to buy a siphon hose for Adam. So he can sneek around when he is drunk and get gas.

[Niner]

tall seats SUCK
I think I have most of my 50 parts sold. Found a guy who wants to turn a Z50 into an XR50. I'm going to bring my crate up there and see what he wants from it.

[LEASNIT]

Same here 3 stations closest to myu house are $2.79 and there are 4 more at $2.78. Need to buy a siphon hose for Adam. So he can sneek around when he is drunk and get gas.


Lmao ... im in! Actully, shelby pd/parks n rec. has their own private gas pump... just not sure if I have the balls to go back to where its at and fill up .. hahaha... its like burried in the woods, but I did community service for them once when I was on probation...

[Niner]

ur insurance is gay ... they probably dont have plpd / no fault like we dont either
So rebuilt can be insured?

[Niner]

Lmao ... im in! Actully, shelby pd/parks n rec. has their own private gas pump... just not sure if I have the balls to go back to where its at and fill up .. hahaha... its like burried in the woods, but I did community service for them once when I was on probation...
Strap a gas can to the fiddy and make a run for it if you get caught. Full face helmet to cover your face.

[scott3824]

So rebuilt can be insured?

yes

[scott3824]

Lmao ... im in! Actully, shelby pd/parks n rec. has their own private gas pump... just not sure if I have the balls to go back to where its at and fill up .. hahaha... its like burried in the woods, but I did community service for them once when I was on probation...

:woot do it and come down

[I37]

PLPD .. aka YOUR fault insurance... :woot

lol as far as i know u can't get any type of insurance, cuz when i totalled my 1000, I was gonna buy it back and rebuild it, then they told me I couldn't get any type of insurance on it, so I said fuck it nvm, u can keep it....

[LEASNIT]

Strap a gas can to the fiddy and make a run for it if you get caught. Full face helmet to cover your face.

LMAO ... i'd proly make the paper... " masked man in furry helmet on 8 yr old's dirtbike steals gas from local PD... "

[Niner]

yes
Good to know when I start seriously looking at "new" bikes for a highway machine.

[I37]

So rebuilt can be insured?
not if it is a salvaged title


n i have state farm, as many claims as Ive had, im still cheap and they still keep me....

[Niner]

LMAO ... i'd proly make the paper... " masked man in furry helmet on 8 yr old's dirtbike steals gas from local PD... "
About 100 people would be laughing because they would realize that they could only narrow it down to 2 people they knew.

[I37]

yes

no it can't, the title is salvaged...... it remains on the record of that vehicle, as long as u have the VIN numbers

[scott3824]

no it can't, the title is salvaged...... it remains on the record

wrong

my buddy buys salvage bikes and rebuilds them and sells them for a living. Thats what a rebuilt title is.

[scott3824]

wrong

my buddy buys salvage bikes and rebuilds them and sells them for a living. Thats what a rebuilt title is.

And thats why I have to go get my bike inspected - they pass it i can get it registered and get plates and insurance. I have the instruction packet right here in front of me

[Niner]

wrong

my buddy buys salvage bikes and rebuilds them and sells them for a living. Thats what a rebuilt title is.
Hrrrrmmmm....I may have to talk to him in the future.

[scott3824]

Hrrrrmmmm....I may have to talk to him in the future.

he just moved to florida ... he is the one that bill and gixxie were living with in tampa

[I37]

wrong

my buddy buys salvage bikes and rebuilds them and sells them for a living. Thats what a rebuilt title is.

once the bike is thrashed its never the same, the aluminum, steel, nothing, but ur telling me an insurance is gonna cover that, knowing that. Yeah ur friend might do that, but can they get insurance, I dunno scott29345230975, thats kinda shady. VIN numbers say everything about a vehicle.

[scott3824]

once the bike is thrashed its never the same, the aluminum, steel, nothing, but ur telling me an insurance is gonna cover that, knowing that. Yeah ur friend might do that, but can they get insurance, I dunno scott29345230975, thats kinda shady. VIN numbers say everything about a vehicle.

maybe its different in texas. But most states i have heard of it works the same way as it does here. and thats why you have to get it inspected - they aren't gonna pass a bike that has a frame that is bent 90 degrees

[Niner]

he just moved to florida ... he is the one that bill and gixxie were living with in tampa
Balls!

[Dan]

I need a new job and a new place of residence...

[Niner]

I need a new job and a new place of residence...
Minnesota isn't known as being a sweet place to live, but I really can't talk. Run down factory towns have been my home all my life. Buffalo, Flint, and now Detroit.

[I37]

maybe its different in texas. But most states i have heard of it works the same way as it does here. and thats why you have to get it inspected - they aren't gonna pass a bike that has a frame that is bent 90 degrees
they won't pass a bike anywhere if the frame has a scratch on it, or an insurance for that matter, but maybe its different, I dunno, I'll call Erica, I'll ask her, and no I don't have pics of her

[Dan]

and no I don't have pics of her
you sure? you need some.

[scott3824]

I need a new job and a new place of residence...

+1

[I37]

u guys need to move down here, the beach, riding weather year round, hella beach hotties. Hella work, ahem scott234523904578, knows whats up.... fuh real tho, down south is where its at

[Dan]

u guys need to move down here, the beach, riding weather year round, hella beach hotties. Hella work, ahem scott234523904578, knows whats up.... fuh real tho, down south is where its at
.....can i sleep on your couch?

[Niner]

u guys need to move down here, the beach, riding weather year round, hella beach hotties. Hella work, ahem scott234523904578, knows whats up.... fuh real tho, down south is where its at
Never really considered texas becuase of the heat, but I guess on the gulf it can't get too hot.

[I37]

o yeah we had a northern blow i damn its cold, its like 65 or 70, lemme c , ok here http://weather.yahoo.com/forecast/USTX0294_f.html and we haven't even really had rain, just a bad ass electrical storm last night

[I37]

.....can i sleep on your couch?

yeah just don't get it dirty

[Dan]

o yeah we had a northern blow i damn its cold, its like 65 or 70, lemme c , ok here http://weather.yahoo.com/forecast/USTX0294_f.html and we haven't even really had rain, just a bad ass electrical storm last nighthttp://weather.yahoo.com/forecast/USMN0828.html

[I37]

.....can i sleep on your couch?

last guy who did that also woke up at 3 am with titties in his face, lol it was funny, my boy needed a place to crash, him and his chick were arguing, long story short, he cheated on her....

[scott3824]

u guys need to move down here, the beach, riding weather year round, hella beach hotties. Hella work, ahem scott234523904578, knows whats up.... fuh real tho, down south is where its at

haven't really considered texas .... hmmmmm ...

[Niner]

o yeah we had a northern blow i damn its cold, its like 65 or 70, lemme c , ok here http://weather.yahoo.com/forecast/USTX0294_f.html and we haven't even really had rain, just a bad ass electrical storm last night
Record highs are 103, that isn't oo bad. Average is low 90's which about where Detroit is in the summer.

[Dan]

yeah just don't get it dirty
only if theres dirty chicks sir...only if theres dirty chicks..






haha




what cds are out now boys? i need some new music

[scott3824]

last guy who did that also woke up at 3 am with titties in his face, lol it was funny, my boy needed a place to crash, him and his chick were arguing, long story short, he cheated on her....

i need titties in my face please

[Dan]

i need titties in my face please
i asked first buckwheat

[Niner]

last guy who did that also woke up at 3 am with titties in his face, lol it was funny, my boy needed a place to crash, him and his chick were arguing, long story short, he cheated on her....
:sheephum:

[Dan]

:sheephum:
you keep your homo erotic fantasys out of this thread today.

[Niner]

you keep your homo erotic fantasys out of this thread today.
It's a female sheep. :drunkchee

[Dan]

It's a female sheep. :drunkchee
keep telling yourself that slapnuts.

[I37]

just about every weekend, its on at my house, 2 extra b/r's so yeah they usually get taken up by couple of my boys that hook up, LOL... anyway so yeah, we always have fun ,and it might be hott, but its worth it.

[I37]

I don't mean my boys hook up DAN, I know what ur thinking, Im talking when they can't take chicks to their pad, cuz a couple of them have chicks, so yeah get my point, lol

[LEASNIT]

I did some myspace browsing for texas one day .. holy f'n hotties... I just dont feel like moving to the same state my ex moved too ...

[Dan]

I don't mean my boys hook up DAN, I know what ur thinking, Im talking when they can't take chicks to their pad, cuz a couple of them have chicks, so yeah get my point, lol
nah man you got me confused with niner....i love tits and ass and pussy...he loves the cock.

[I37]

I did some myspace browsing for texas one day .. holy f'n hotties... I just dont feel like moving to the same state my ex moved too ...

doesn't matter, thats an excuse.... I know alot of girls, and so do my boys, don't think u'll be thinking about ur ex when u go out with us, usually go back to my pad for an after party, but we do it smart, just my boys, and some girls we might meet or talk to or know, doesn't matter, still get our dicks wett, so yeah its all good

[scott3824]

I did some myspace browsing for texas one day .. holy f'n hotties... I just dont feel like moving to the same state my ex moved too ...

yes mega hotties

[Dan]

dude some of the apartments in the C.C. area of texas are nuts...and cheap..

[I37]

yes mega hotties

I told ur ass to come down during spring break, dont' worry about money nothing, just get ur ticket and get down here, I told u, u had a place to crash, food to eat,clubbing expenses taken care of, but ur bitch ass went to SW's

[Niner]

nah man you got me confused with niner....i love tits and ass and pussy...he loves the cock.
Don't pull me into your homo fantasies. :nono:

[LEASNIT]

Sooooooooooooooooooo... how much should I ask ... for the blazer....

P.S. ... I owe like 10k still....

[I37]

dude some of the apartments in the C.C. area of texas are nuts...and cheap..

yeah they are, when I gotm y first APT i was 19 I was paying 440 a month, cable paid, and jsut paid$12 a month for all the water I wanted, of course electricity is on ur own, but yo it was a bad ass place and nice area, just gotta look around.

n its funny ur looking, u moving? LOL

[I37]

Sooooooooooooooooooo... how much should I ask ... for the blazer....

fuck ur blazer, have some1 take it, then claim that bitch stolen, then chop that bitch and get the claim money, LOL

[Niner]

Sooooooooooooooooooo... how much should I ask ... for the blazer....

P.S. ... I owe like 10k still....
:fucktard

[Dan]

yeah they are, when I gotm y first APT i was 19 I was paying 440 a month, cable paid, and jsut paid$12 a month for all the water I wanted, of course electricity is on ur own, but yo it was a bad ass place and nice area, just gotta look around.

n its funny ur looking, u moving? LOL
i'm open to scenery changes...

[LEASNIT]

fuck ur blazer, have some1 take it, then claim that bitch stolen, then chop that bitch and get the claim money, LOL

Have to get it appraised first.... might look a lil suspisious.... LOL

[Niner]

fuck ur blazer, have some1 take it, then claim that bitch stolen, then chop that bitch and get the claim money, LOL
It already is chopped. :banghead:

[I37]

P.S. ... I owe like 10k still....

wtf u finance it for 20 yrs or what?

[LEASNIT]

I thinkin like 14k ...

[scott3824]

Sooooooooooooooooooo... how much should I ask ... for the blazer....

P.S. ... I owe like 10k still....


trade ya for my ranger with no brakes

[I37]

Have to get it appraised first.... might look a lil suspisious.... LOL
good thing i live about 2 to 3 hrs from the border, vehicles come up missing all the time... thats fkn weird

[LEASNIT]

wtf u finance it for 20 yrs or what?

Was leased for the first 3 years...

[I37]

I thinkin like 14k ...

doesn't matter what u ahve in it, the bank only loans out what its worth... blue book

[LEASNIT]

trade ya for my ranger with no brakes

Ranger paid off? LOL ... if it is I'll take it.. u can take over my payments :phatyo

[I37]

Was leased for the first 3 years...

no no no, u never lease, and u never do 0 down 0 pay 0 interest for a year, thats how they get u..... o man so ur paying on that thing for 8 yrs total?

[LEASNIT]

doesn't matter what u ahve in it, the bank only loans out what its worth... blue book

If it's apparaised at 20k ... insurance gives me 20k .... if its not appraised, yeah.. they'll give me bluebook....

[Niner]

New vechicles are expensive a Ranger is like $440 a month for 4 years.

[LEASNIT]

no no no, u never lease, and u never do 0 down 0 pay 0 interest for a year, thats how they get u..... o man so ur paying on that thing for 8 yrs total?

I'll lease something again .. anyday .. I just need to keep my friggin cut off wheel's and sawzall's within 500 feet of it...

[I37]

New vechicles are expensive a Ranger is like $440 a month for 4 years.

oh shit of course if ur interest rate is like 18% and u put nothing down, wtf yo..

[LEASNIT]

oh shit of course if ur interest rate is like 18% and u put nothing down, wtf yo..

Not everyone has thousands layin around to drop on a new rig ... If I did i'd buy something out right cash... not finance anything period....

[I37]

If it's apparaised at 20k ... insurance gives me 20k .... if its not appraised, yeah.. they'll give me bluebook....

so what all hav eu done to it?

one of my boys has a 2003 navigator paid for, 16g system setup screens and all, and rims with spinners 6500, and the truck is only worth a lil over 15g blue book

my boy just sold his escalade SUV for 25 2003 rims spinners 6500, 12g system setup,

some other friends with pimp rides but they are up to par on theirs, they pretty much won't lose out

[I37]

Not everyone has thousands layin around to drop on a new rig ... If I did i'd buy something out right cash... not finance anything period....
nah he was saying for a ranger, and for a rig Im thinking it would be hella lot more

[scott3824]

New vechicles are expensive a Ranger is like $440 a month for 4 years.


<- 5 years $390 a month ... 0 down 0% interest

[Niner]

oh shit of course if ur interest rate is like 18% and u put nothing down, wtf yo..
No that is $500 down and a 2.8% rate. To get a decent Ranger they are like 22,000.

[Niner]

I'll lease something again .. anyday .. I just need to keep my friggin cut off wheel's and sawzall's within 500 feet of it...
I'll never lease again, I thought I drove around 15,000 miles a year......I was wrong.

[MikeM]

Yeah my boss said, my duties are gonna get cut in half, but my pay is staying the same, I was like no big deal, but cool.... something about this oxley stuff, ppl will be limited to what they can do...
so your post count is gonna double

[scott3824]

I'll lease something again .. anyday .. I just need to keep my friggin cut off wheel's and sawzall's within 500 feet of it...

i will never buy again ... unless its a big diesel truck that i dont drive everyday ...

[Niner]

<- 5 years $390 a month ... 0 down 0% interest
That's a pretty good deal for the Fx4.

[MikeM]

damn niggas, i go deploy a pc and theres 7 new pages. how will i ever catch up on what ive missed?

[I37]

I'll never lease again, I thought I drove around 15,000 miles a year......I was wrong.

that sux to if u go over the miles, u ahve to pay, and the only way u don't pay is if u finance the car thru them or some1 so they get their money

[Niner]

i will never buy again ... unless its a big diesel truck that i dont drive everyday ...
I'll tade you my lease for your truck. I have 3,700 miles and 6 months left on the lease.

[I37]

That's a pretty good deal for the Fx4.

I was paying 420 on a 4x4

[scott3824]

That's a pretty good deal for the Fx4.

Fuck the fx4 ... I have the Edge PLus .... 4x4 4.10 gears payload level 3 towing ... off road package ... 6 speakers premium sound ... 4.0 v6 ... oh yeah i paid for all this crap that makes me get shitty gas mileage lol

[I37]

so your post count is gonna double

pretty much,

[LEASNIT]

so what all hav eu done to it?

one of my boys has a 2003 navigator paid for, 16g system setup screens and all, and rims with spinners 6500, and the truck is only worth a lil over 15g blue book

my boy just sold his escalade SUV for 25 2003 rims spinners 6500, 12g system setup,

some other friends with pimp rides but they are up to par on theirs, they pretty much won't lose out

Im planning on losing out of my ass.. custom vehicles arnt investments... I just want a lil bit over what I owe .....

Shaved door handles, tail lights, tailgate, gas door, 3rd brake light, antenna, 03 Trailblazer front end conversion, 1 off grant fab smooth roll pan, frenched tag box in the gate, dual 10" hi-tech led's in the gate, ECC rear side skirts...

Suspension... custom 2x3 .25 wall steel back half, Air ride technologies triangulated 4 link, tunneled driveshaft, f9000 sleeve bags over axle tubbed and setup to lay on 31" 's in the rear....
ART upper and lower tubular control arms in the front with firestone 225c air springs, frame notched for tie rod clearence, firewall is completly shaved and tubbed.. front lays out on 29.5" 's .. ( 22's ) ...

All light bulbs have been replaced with superbrightleds.com bulbs ... ECU and fusebox have been relocated to inside the vehicle... new custom fenders under the hood to clear the 22's... all wiring in the engine compartment located to behind the dashboard ....

Thats just a quick list... LOL ... there's more shit .....

[scott3824]

damn niggas, i go deploy a pc and theres 7 new pages. how will i ever catch up on what ive missed?

go back and answer all posts ... good way to get a ton of posts fast

[I37]

Fuck the fx4 ... I have the Edge PLus .... 4x4 4.10 gears payload level 3 towing ... off road package ... 6 speakers premium sound ... 4.0 v6 ... oh yeah i paid for all this crap that makes me get shitty gas mileage lol

yeah gas sucks on big trucks V8 triton 4x4 35"tires, 3 inch body lift, o yeah 260 miles to a 22 gallon tank :woot

o yeah and mine had a system in it too, LOL

[Niner]

that sux to if u go over the miles, u ahve to pay, and the only way u don't pay is if u finance the car thru them or some1 so they get their money
$0.20 a mile on my truck. At the rate I have been driving I will be $2,100 over.

[I37]

Im planning on losing out of my ass.. custom vehicles arnt investments... I just want a lil bit over what I owe .....

Shaved door handles, tail lights, tailgate, gas door, 3rd brake light, antenna, 03 Trailblazer front end conversion, 1 off grant fab smooth roll pan, frenched tag box in the gate, dual 10" hi-tech led's in the gate, ECC rear side skirts...

Suspension... custom 2x3 .25 wall steel back half, Air ride technologies triangulated 4 link, tunneled driveshaft, f9000 sleeve bags over axle tubbed and setup to lay on 31" 's in the rear....
ART upper and lower tubular control arms in the front with firestone 225c air springs, frame notched for tie rod clearence, firewall is completly shaved and tubbed.. front lays out on 29.5" 's .. ( 22's ) ...

All light bulbs have been replaced with superbrightleds.com bulbs ... ECU and fusebox have been relocated to inside the vehicle... new custom fenders under the hood to clear the 22's... all wiring in the engine compartment located to behind the dashboard ....

Thats just a quick list... LOL ... there's more shit .....

ummm ok any questions anybody?

[LEASNIT]

I'll tade you my lease for your truck. I have 3,700 miles and 6 months left on the lease.

Put a switch on the odometer dummy... :whisper: :woot

[Niner]

Fuck the fx4 ... I have the Edge PLus .... 4x4 4.10 gears payload level 3 towing ... off road package ... 6 speakers premium sound ... 4.0 v6 ... oh yeah i paid for all this crap that makes me get shitty gas mileage lol
I feel bad for Timmy, his truck has the 32 gallon tank so he pretty much has to take out a loan when he fills his tank.

[LEASNIT]

ummm ok any questions anybody?

Hey u asked... LOL

[scott3824]

Put a switch on the odometer dummy... :whisper: :woot

i heard new vehicles keep track of mileage in more than one place now so they can bust you for that

[I37]

$0.20 a mile on my truck. At the rate I have been driving I will be $2,100 over.

I calculated over 5500, u figure avg was 110 a week.... 52 weeks a year

[Niner]

Put a switch on the odometer dummy... :whisper: :woot
Doesn't it get logged in the ECM too?

[I37]

good thing I still have my car, and my bike

[LEASNIT]

i heard new vehicles keep track of mileage in more than one place now so they can bust you for that

There not gonna check it unless there's a reason too... like umm, leaving the switch in when u turn it back in ... LOL ...

I've put em on lots of my friends new vehicles...

[Niner]

I calculated over 5500, u figure avg was 110 a week.... 52 weeks a year
I drove it an average of 1550 miles a month. i need to get my cage and start riding out to the spot.

[I37]

i heard new vehicles keep track of mileage in more than one place now so they can bust you for that

I couldn't change it when i replaced my motor on my truck, my truck blew at 110000 miles and I put a motor a motor with 70000 miles in it and sold it months later....

[Niner]

There not gonna check it unless there's a reason too... like umm, leaving the switch in when u turn it back in ... LOL ...

I've put em on lots of my friends new vehicles...
I need to talk to my boy and then talk to you. :welcome

[LEASNIT]

I was goin to buy a programmer that reprogrammed the odometer and tranny, but the hook up I had vanished... bastard... would been the best 2k I ever spent...

[scott3824]

There not gonna check it unless there's a reason too... like umm, leaving the switch in when u turn it back in ... LOL ...

I've put em on lots of my friends new vehicles...

or just pull the fuse ....

[Dan]

i just bought a new vehicle and am already looking for a new one

[I37]

I drove it an average of 1550 miles a month. i need to get my cage and start riding out to the spot.

wait ur care or bike? LOL

I drive 70 miles a day roundtrip to work, then some, so we are about the same in driving distance

[scott3824]

i hate morons that don't know what dynomat is

[Niner]

There not gonna check it unless there's a reason too... like umm, leaving the switch in when u turn it back in ... LOL ...

I've put em on lots of my friends new vehicles...
If they bitch just claim the fuse blew. i have also heard that fords reference stuff off the spedo so it runs like shit without it hooked up.

[I37]

or just pull the fuse ....

just blow it up and get it paid for

[LEASNIT]

If they bitch just claim the fuse blew. i have also heard that fords reference stuff off the spedo so it runs like shit without it hooked up.

Hrmmm not sure, I dont know many ppl that own that gaaaaaaaaa'bage.... :)

[Niner]

wait ur care or bike? LOL

I drive 70 miles a day roundtrip to work, then some, so we are about the same in driving distance
My bike. Cage as in protective so i don't split a stator cover from a pussy drop.

[Dan]

i hate morons that don't know what dynomat is
Who doesn't know what it is?


shits spendy in the places i've seen it so far.

[scott3824]

If they bitch just claim the fuse blew. i have also heard that fords reference stuff off the spedo so it runs like shit without it hooked up.

not true .. mine runs great lol - well when my fuse blew i didnt have any problems ... except i had to guess my speed and the dome light didnt work

[LEASNIT]

i hate morons that don't know what dynomat is

Lol.. that was random....... someone roll by sounding like their car's about to fall apart?

[Niner]

i hate morons that don't know what dynomat is
Rattle rattle rattle. Buzz Buzz Buzz.

[scott3824]

Who doesn't know what it is?


shits spendy in the places i've seen it so far.

the mooron in the old rusty skylark that just went rattling down my street

[scott3824]

Lol.. that was random....... someone roll by sounding like their car's about to fall apart?

lol exactly

[Niner]

not true .. mine runs great lol - well when my fuse blew i didnt have any problems ... except i had to guess my speed and the dome light didnt work
I need to look into this tonight. Definately before stuntfest.

[Dan]

the mooron in the old rusty skylark that just went rattling down my street
bwahahahahah....i aint got none in my car....only part that rattles outside is my liscense plate...inside....my tv my mirror and something inside the dash.

[scott3824]

just blow it up and get it paid for

insurance fraud .. no thank you ... i like not going to jail

[LEASNIT]

the mooron in the old rusty skylark that just went rattling down my street

Nuttin says Bass Machine like a skylark ...

[scott3824]

works really slow when you are working from home

[LEASNIT]

insurance fraud .. no thank you ... i like not going to jail

WEAK! .. wipe ur pussy and be the ball!

[Niner]

I'll throw a bottle of gas through the window next time the Nazi's come to Toledo.

[scott3824]

> One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a
> very sexy nightie. "Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do anything
> you want."
>
> So he tied her up and went golfing.

[Niner]

> One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a
> very sexy nightie. "Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do anything
> you want."
>
> So he tied her up and went golfing.
Buh-DUM-Chhh!
:sleepy

[scott3824]

> A man came home, screeching his car into the driveway, and ran
> into the house. he slammed the door and shouted at the top of his
> lungs, "Honey, pack your bags. I won the damn lottery!"
>
> The wife said, "Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or
> mountain stuff?"
>
> "Doesn't matter," he said. "Just get the hell out."

[LEASNIT]

> One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a
> very sexy nightie. "Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do anything
> you want."
>
> So he tied her up and went golfing.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO .... * throws rotten fruit *

[LEASNIT]

> A man came home, screeching his car into the driveway, and ran
> into the house. he slammed the door and shouted at the top of his
> lungs, "Honey, pack your bags. I won the damn lottery!"
>
> The wife said, "Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or
> mountain stuff?"
>
> "Doesn't matter," he said. "Just get the hell out."

Haha ... better better ... * Claps *

[scott3824]

> Fifty-one years ago, Herman James, a North Carolina mountain man, was

> drafted by the Army. On his first day in basic training, the Army
> issued him a comb. That afternoon the Army barber sheared off all his

> hair.
>
> On his second day, the Army issued Herman a toothbrush. That
> afternoon the Army dentist yanked seven of his teeth.
>
> On the third day, the Army issued him a jock strap. The Army has been

> looking for Herman for 51 years.

[AliKatR6]

hey guys i'm back from the coffee break

[Niner]

> A man came home, screeching his car into the driveway, and ran
> into the house. he slammed the door and shouted at the top of his
> lungs, "Honey, pack your bags. I won the damn lottery!"
>
> The wife said, "Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or
> mountain stuff?"
>
> "Doesn't matter," he said. "Just get the hell out."
^^^What would happen if Scott8693478269826 won the lotto.^^^

[scott3824]

> I went into the gas station today and asked for five dollars worth of
> gas.
>
> The clerk farted and gave me a receipt

[scott3824]

hey guys i'm back from the coffee break


hey baby ...

that was a long coffee break ...

[Niner]

> I went into the gas station today and asked for five dollars worth of
> gas.
>
> The clerk farted and gave me a receipt
Funny if it wasn't so true.

[scott3824]

^^^What would happen if Scott8693478269826 won the lotto.^^^

:rotfl: nawww meee?? hahahaha

[scott3824]

i was gonna go to home depot and get some weed killer for my mulch beds ... then realized i cant drive :banghead:

[Dan]

:shoot:

[MikeM]

I told ur ass to come down during spring break, dont' worry about money nothing, just get ur ticket and get down here, I told u, u had a place to crash, food to eat,clubbing expenses taken care of, but ur bitch ass went to SW's
yeah he's a pussy

[AliKatR6]

hey baby ...

that was a long coffee break ...
yeah i know

just think of all the fun we could have had if you were with me.


should consider NJ...i will more than make up for the fact that we have winter here don't worry :nudge:

[scott3824]

ok time to put the f4i back together ... since i didnt get to last night

[Niner]

:rotfl: nawww meee?? hahahaha
You would have to put Ali on hold for a second.

[MikeM]

Sooooooooooooooooooo... how much should I ask ... for the blazer....

P.S. ... I owe like 10k still....
if its the one in your avatar i'd say about 1200 bux

[MikeM]

yeah i know

just think of all the fun we could have had if you were with me.


should consider NJ...i will more than make up for the fact that we have winter here don't worry :nudge:
shes bullshittin :band

[Niner]

ok time to put the f4i back together ... since i didnt get to last night
Worked on the 50 last night and decided that chines clutches aren't worth the money you save.

[AliKatR6]

You would have to put Ali on hold for a second.
huh on hold????


me???

i so don't think so.

[Niner]

if its the one in your avatar i'd say about 1200 bux
Ouch.

[I37]

hey guys i'm back from the coffee break

I only drink coffee when Im hung over

[scott3824]

yeah i know

just think of all the fun we could have had if you were with me.


should consider NJ...i will more than make up for the fact that we have winter here don't worry :nudge:


hahahaha i was gonna say that was a long enough break for us to hit a closet somewhere

maybe i'll have to see what monster.com brings up for NJ

[MikeM]

i hate morons that don't know what dynomat is
me too. back in the early 90s when i was into car audio, i couldnt afford that shit. I would spray in some bed liner, then throw some sand on it, then spray it again, and repeat. worked great unless it got wet

[Niner]

huh on hold????


me???

i so don't think so.
He would have to put you on hold so he could kick some folks out.

[AliKatR6]

shes bullshittin :band
nah, that's why you get a nice winter place in FL and spend most of the winter down there.


heck you can get enough vacation time to spend a month or two off.

[scott3824]

You would have to put Ali on hold for a second.

huh?

[scott3824]

He would have to put you on hold so he could kick some folks out.

oh hahahaha

[Niner]

me too. back in the early 90s when i was into car audio, i couldnt afford that shit. I would spray in some bed liner, then throw some sand on it, then spray it again, and repeat. worked great unless it got wet
It's pretty cheap now.

[AliKatR6]

hahahaha i was gonna say that was a long enough break for us to hit a closet somewhere

maybe i'll have to see what monster.com brings up for NJ
should look around. i mean cost of living is high out here but so are salaries....some of the contractors here make big money.

my friend started off around 65 K just cuz he has experience with artillery in the army guard. he has a cake job too.

[MikeM]

Im planning on losing out of my ass.. custom vehicles arnt investments... I just want a lil bit over what I owe .....

Shaved door handles, tail lights, tailgate, gas door, 3rd brake light, antenna, 03 Trailblazer front end conversion, 1 off grant fab smooth roll pan, frenched tag box in the gate, dual 10" hi-tech led's in the gate, ECC rear side skirts...

Suspension... custom 2x3 .25 wall steel back half, Air ride technologies triangulated 4 link, tunneled driveshaft, f9000 sleeve bags over axle tubbed and setup to lay on 31" 's in the rear....
ART upper and lower tubular control arms in the front with firestone 225c air springs, frame notched for tie rod clearence, firewall is completly shaved and tubbed.. front lays out on 29.5" 's .. ( 22's ) ...

All light bulbs have been replaced with superbrightleds.com bulbs ... ECU and fusebox have been relocated to inside the vehicle... new custom fenders under the hood to clear the 22's... all wiring in the engine compartment located to behind the dashboard ....

Thats just a quick list... LOL ... there's more shit .....
All that stuff you mentioned makes it look disgusting to white people. Except the trailblazer front end, thats pretty cool.

[MikeM]

should look around. i mean cost of living is high out here but so are salaries....some of the contractors here make big money.

my friend started off around 65 K just cuz he has experience with artillery in the army guard. he has a cake job too.
Word :woot I started at 63k and now im down to 42k :retiredst

[scott3824]

Word :woot I started at 63k and now im down to 42k :retiredst

huh

[Dan]

All that stuff you mentioned makes it look disgusting to white people. Except the trailblazer front end, thats pretty cool.
you forgot to say nigga

[AliKatR6]

Word :woot I started at 63k and now im down to 42k :retiredst
you must be kidding.

how do you go down in salary????

[MikeM]

> Fifty-one years ago, Herman James, a North Carolina mountain man, was

> drafted by the Army. On his first day in basic training, the Army
> issued him a comb. That afternoon the Army barber sheared off all his

> hair.
>
> On his second day, the Army issued Herman a toothbrush. That
> afternoon the Army dentist yanked seven of his teeth.
>
> On the third day, the Army issued him a jock strap. The Army has been

> looking for Herman for 51 years.i'd run too

[Niner]

Scott i told Crame rto call you last night. if he doesn't call you by this weekend can you put His shit on hold and see about a headlight for my shit? :micro

[scott3824]

brb ....

[MikeM]

you must be kidding.

how do you go down in salary????
I was a contractor, now im a real employee. Seems like a 21k hit, but it puts me in a lower tax bracket, so its really only like an 8k hit. i cant get fired now unless i really do something bad, and i make up that 8k easily with my computer sales business

[MikeM]

Ali - are you wearing a white thong today?

[AliKatR6]

Ali - are you wearing a white thong today?
yes i am .

[MikeM]

you forgot to say nigga
i left it out intentionally on that one

[MikeM]

yes i am .
can i have it when you're done?

[AliKatR6]

I was a contractor, now im a real employee. Seems like a 21k hit, but it puts me in a lower tax bracket, so its really only like an 8k hit. i cant get fired now unless i really do something bad, and i make up that 8k easily with my computer sales business
that is strange.....but at least it isn't that big of a hit.

[LEASNIT]

All that stuff you mentioned makes it look disgusting to white people. Except the trailblazer front end, thats pretty cool.

Thats all standard white ppl eqiupment actully ....

it's not a lifted caprice on 26's ... or a 64 impala on 100 spokes... :gpimp

[AliKatR6]

can i have it when you're done?
no. well maybe i'll think about it.

i did give one guy i know 1 of my thongs he wanted it around his rear view mirror....

[AliKatR6]

since it's spring now i am going to VS to buy more in different colors...i want more of the green and blue ones. and i want some more cute little t's to go with my boy shorts.

[MikeM]

bwahahahahah....i aint got none in my car....only part that rattles outside is my liscense plate...inside....my tv my mirror and something inside the dash.
i had 4 kicker 12's in my jeep, but i didnt have enough room left int he back to fuck bitches. then I switched to 2 JL 12's, then to a single infinity perfect 10, and now im at nothign. i grew out of bass somehow

[Niner]

no. well maybe i'll think about it.

i did give one guy i know on of my thongs he wanted it around his rear view mirror....
Mike wants to sell it on ebay.

[I37]

:popcorn:

[AliKatR6]

Mike wants to sell it on ebay.
there are people who do that.

[Niner]

there are people who do that.
There are people who sell mystery bags of shit.

[MikeM]

no. well maybe i'll think about it.

i did give one guy i know 1 of my thongs he wanted it around his rear view mirror....
thats cheating (on his part) he's supposed to steal them. I used to rip my gf's thongs off of her (of course destroying them inthe process) and hang them on my mirror

[I37]

i had 4 kicker 12's in my jeep, but i didnt have enough room left int he back to fuck bitches. then I switched to 2 JL 12's, then to a single infinity perfect 10, and now im at nothign. i grew out of bass somehow

I had infinitys highs and mids, and my lows MTX , with an MTX amp

[MikeM]

there are people who do that.
Yeah I was one of them. We went over this a few months ago i think.

[MikeM]

I had infinitys highs and mids, and my lows MTX , with an MTX amp
i still have my infinity components, i just dont want bass anymore

getting old sux

[LEASNIT]

Ive had enough sound systems in my life that it would take 3 months to list em all ....

My current is all infinity mids n highs, powered by a viper 500.4 amp ... 2 12" viper dvc subs with their own 600.1 viper amp... cap's.. 4g .. optima's.. all that crap ...
Also two 7" widescreens that I dunno where i feel like putting yet...

[Niner]

Yeah I was one of them. We went over this a few months ago i think.
Why am I not surprised.

[MikeM]

Ive had enough sound systems in my life that it would take 3 months to list em all ....

My current is all infinity mids n highs, powered by a viper 500.4 amp ... 2 12" viper dvc subs with their own 600.1 viper amp... cap's.. 4g .. optima's.. all that crap ...
Also two 7" widescreens that I dunno where i feel like putting yet...
put them low so the cops cant see you watching pornos

[MikeM]

Why am I not surprised.
probably because we went over it a few months ago. if anything you might be feeling a little deja vu

[scott3824]

Yeah I was one of them. We went over this a few months ago i think.

how much did you make

[MikeM]

There are people who sell mystery bags of shit.
even more of a mystery - there are people who buy them

[Niner]

i still have my infinity components, i just dont want bass anymore

getting old sux
I wouldn't mind a good quality 10" in a sealed box.

[LEASNIT]

put them low so the cops cant see you watching pornos

I used to have 2 in my visors... yeah, these might go in the doors, or center counsle or something...

[Niner]

even more of a mystery - there are people who buy them
Why would they do that when they can take them from Ali at the laundomat?

[scott3824]

yeah a nice w 10" is about perfect ... i had 2 lanzar 12s ... 2 vega 12s ... i really dont care about bass but its nice to have just a little kick when your listening to some beastie boys

[Niner]

Ive had enough sound systems in my life that it would take 3 months to list em all ....

My current is all infinity mids n highs, powered by a viper 500.4 amp ... 2 12" viper dvc subs with their own 600.1 viper amp... cap's.. 4g .. optima's.. all that crap ...
Also two 7" widescreens that I dunno where i feel like putting yet...
Hey adam, know anyone who wats the add on modlue for Viper alarms that lets you record your own warning? I found mine in the gatrage yeasterday.

[MikeM]

how much did you make
on average, $20 a thong. I'd take a couple pics of her wearing it, then i'd pull it to the side and fuck her and soak up alot of juice. then stick em in a zip loc and sent it to people far more perverted than me. i got kicked off of ebay 3 times for that shit, every week theyd make up a new rule to stop me

[I37]

i still have my infinity components, i just dont want bass anymore

getting old sux

I left it all in my truck when I sold it, and had just bought new tires for it too, bitches cost lil over 9 bills.... I made back a couple G's so its all good....

[scott3824]

Hey adam, know anyone who wats the add on modlue for Viper alarms that lets you record your own warning? I found mine in the gatrage yeasterday.


"hey this is joel ...please leave my stuff alone..." /nerdy voice

[LEASNIT]

What my shit used to look like back in the day .....

http://memimage.cardomain.net/member_images/3/web/267000-267999/267249_4_full.jpg

http://memimage.cardomain.net/member_images/3/web/267000-267999/267249_6_full.jpg

http://memimage.cardomain.net/member_images/3/web/267000-267999/267249_8_full.jpg

http://memimage.cardomain.net/member_images/3/web/267000-267999/267249_2_full.jpg

[AliKatR6]

on average, $20 a thong. I'd take a couple pics of her wearing it, then i'd pull it to the side and fuck her and soak up alot of juice. then stick em in a zip loc and sent it to people far more perverted than me. i got kicked off of ebay 3 times for that shit, every week theyd make up a new rule to stop me
i remember this....

[MikeM]

I wouldn't mind a good quality 10" in a sealed box.
Thats another thing, i dont like the "curve" of sealed boxes anymore. vented only from now on, and no round vents either

[Niner]

yeah a nice w 10" is about perfect ... i had 2 lanzar 12s ... 2 vega 12s ... i really dont care about bass but its nice to have just a little kick when your listening to some beastie boys
Used to have a 18" stroker driven at max wattage. It was a bit much. Topped out the DB meter we had at work at 150 measured at the drivers a pilar and dash 3" up and 2" over.

[scott3824]

on average, $20 a thong. I'd take a couple pics of her wearing it, then i'd pull it to the side and fuck her and soak up alot of juice. then stick em in a zip loc and sent it to people far more perverted than me. i got kicked off of ebay 3 times for that shit, every week theyd make up a new rule to stop me

so minus the pics could you just sel used thongs still?

[I37]

yeah a nice w 10" is about perfect ... i had 2 lanzar 12s ... 2 vega 12s ... i really dont care about bass but its nice to have just a little kick when your listening to some beastie boys

Remember DJ magic mike? anybody? nothing but bass

[LEASNIT]

Hey adam, know anyone who wats the add on modlue for Viper alarms that lets you record your own warning? I found mine in the gatrage yeasterday.


haha .. i used to have one on my truck ... was like

" Step the fuck back, u can not afford this vehicle " ...

and " Back away from the truck asshole " ... it started to get annoying tho.. LOL and no I dont know anyone.. lol...

[AliKatR6]

Why would they do that when they can take them from Ali at the laundomat?
can not, i watch my clothes like a hawk!

well exept for last time when i went next door and got a pedicure and manicure.

[MikeM]

What my shit used to look like back in the day .....

lookin like that you could pull 12-15k probably

[Niner]

"hey this is joel ...please leave my stuff alone..." /nerdy voice
Please don't steal me.