Jokes

[I37]

What my shit used to look like back in the day .....

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nice setup all around

[scott3824]

Used to have a 18" stroker driven at max wattage. It was a bit much. Topped out the DB meter we had at work at 150 measured at the drivers a pilar and dash 3" up and 2" over.

yeah my buddy had one in his hatch back escort ... only time i ever thought my ears really could start bleeding

[AliKatR6]

yeah i don't like the ground effects......

[scott3824]

What my shit used to look like back in the day .....


shoulda left it alone

[MikeM]

so minus the pics could you just sel used thongs still?
the pics REALLY help them sell. nobody wants them if u cant see who they came off. my xgf looked really young too, which made them worth more

[LEASNIT]

lookin like that you could pull 12-15k probably

I hope so ... lol... it had like 5,000 miles on it in those pics...

[LEASNIT]

yeah i don't like the ground effects......

Me neither, but u ever seen how low the frame hangs on a blazer?... even with it laid out on the ground it still looks high ....

[LEASNIT]

shoulda left it alone

+1000

[Niner]

haha .. i used to have one on my truck ... was like

" Step the fuck back, u can not afford this vehicle " ...

and " Back away from the truck asshole " ... it started to get annoying tho.. LOL and no I dont know anyone.. lol...
I need to get the model # and see what they are going for on e-bay. If they aren't going for much I'll keep it. Use the DMX clip from "get at me dog". LMAO! I think I could keep it like that for a month then I would go nuts.

[MikeM]

can not, i watch my clothes like a hawk!

well exept for last time when i went next door and got a pedicure and manicure.
i rubbed one out on your clothes when they were in teh dryer

[I37]

Meeting time on the oxley bullshit, brb.... ENRON rules, LOL jk jk

[AliKatR6]

Me neither, but u ever seen how low the frame hangs on a blazer?... even with it laid out on the ground it still looks high ....
i like the way the blazers look normally not with all that garabage on them.

lift it maybe....but the rest of that crap, so not my style

[MikeM]

Meeting time on the oxley bullshit, brb.... ENRON rules, LOL jk jk
have fun wanting to kill urself

[AliKatR6]

i rubbed one out on your clothes when they were in teh dryer
i would have noticed that, i was only gone when they were in the washer.

[LEASNIT]

Yeah im out ... wasted enough time with u ppl today .... Joel, call me when u talk to Borne ... im gone ........

[MikeM]

i like the way the blazers look normally not with all that garabage on them.

lift it maybe....but the rest of that crap, so not my style
ZR-2 blazers look nice

[Niner]

i like the way the blazers look normally not with all that garabage on them.

lift it maybe....but the rest of that crap, so not my style
Used to have a 95 lifted 5" with 33" on it. That was a bad idea even though running over mailboxes and garbage cans was fun as hell.

[MikeM]

i would have noticed that, i was only gone when they were in the washer.
damn, then some innocent girl is in for a sticky surprise :hitler:

[Niner]

Yeah im out ... wasted enough time with u ppl today .... Joel, call me when u talk to Borne ... im gone ........
Word. Go pick that shit up.

[AliKatR6]

damn, then some innocent girl is in for a sticky surprise :hitler:
probably!!!!!!!!!

[MikeM]

Used to have a 95 lifted 5" with 33" on it. That was a bad idea even though running over mailboxes and garbage cans was fun as hell.
another thing i dont like is trucks with indy front suspension and solid rear. i dont like the way they handle, especially when lifted

[AliKatR6]

scott should forget about working on the truck and come to VS with me...we'll have some fun in the fitting rooms

[Niner]

another thing i dont like is trucks with indy front suspension and solid rear. i dont like the way they handle, especially when lifted
That was the problem with my blazer. Plus lots of strees on the ball joints. Should have done a SFA swap.

[scott3824]

scott should forget about working on the truck and come to VS with me...we'll have some fun in the fitting rooms

i'm at home so i can touch myself now

[MikeM]

That was the problem with my blazer. Plus lots of strees on the ball joints. Should have done a SFA swap.
or just buy a jeep

[AliKatR6]

i'm at home so i can touch myself now
hhhmmm

[AliKatR6]

or just buy a jeep
+1

[scott3824]

hhhmmm

:dong:

[AliKatR6]

i can touch myself at work...no one here really minds.

or i can just move to the little office type thing in the back of the building. and be pretty much left along

[MikeM]

+1
did u by any chance go to the auto show at the Javits center last week? I won a bunch of free shirts from the Jeep people by answering jeep trivia questions

[scott3824]

i can touch myself at work...no one here really minds.

or i can just move to the little office type thing in the back of the building. and be pretty much left along

:woot


sooooooooo

[AliKatR6]

did u by any chance go to the auto show at the Javits center last week? I won a bunch of free shirts from the Jeep people by answering jeep trivia questions
no, he didnt want to go, we had gone to the philly one, and he didn't see the point to go to another.

[MikeM]

i can touch myself at work...no one here really minds.

or i can just move to the little office type thing in the back of the building. and be pretty much left along
Did you know that guys can smell it when a woman is turned on? Most guys dont even know that.

[AliKatR6]

:woot


sooooooooo
yeah occasionally i'll play with my boobs

when i get new ones it will be expected of me i think.

[MikeM]

no, he didnt want to go, we had gone to the philly one, and he didn't see the point to go to another.
probably the same shit anyway. cars were all gay, some of the trucks were cool (mostly fromt the chrysler companies)

[scott3824]

Did you know that guys can smell it when a woman is turned on? Most guys dont even know that.

yep ... its a good thing to be in tune with ... increases your chances of getting some ... took me until 23 to realize it

[AliKatR6]

Did you know that guys can smell it when a woman is turned on? Most guys dont even know that.
most guys i know are oblivious to a woman actually being turned on.

[scott3824]

probably the same shit anyway. cars were all gay, some of the trucks were cool (mostly fromt the chrysler companies)

chrysler is steppping up there game ... we have been quoting some really sweet vehicles lately

[MikeM]

yep ... its a good thing to be in tune with ... increases your chances of getting some ... took me until 23 to realize it
i learned it in my freshman year of college. i was an idiot, and i said it out loud that i smelled it. the girl got nervous and left

[scott3824]

i learned it in my freshman year of college. i was an idiot, and i said it out loud that i smelled it. the girl got nervous and left


:rotfl: ahahahahahahaha

[AliKatR6]

probably the same shit anyway. cars were all gay, some of the trucks were cool (mostly fromt the chrysler companies)
we already decided on the truck...guess we're going with the Nissan Frontier, he drove the Toyota and just didn't like how you sit in it i guess. Really liked the Honda truck except for the lack of a real 4 wheel drive system, has "traction control"

[MikeM]

most guys i know are oblivious to a woman actually being turned on.
i usually am unless i smell it, or she lets me know somehow. women usually try to hide that

[AliKatR6]

yep ... its a good thing to be in tune with ... increases your chances of getting some ... took me until 23 to realize it
that long huh, i figured you'd know that shit sooner.

[AliKatR6]

i usually am unless i smell it, or she lets me know somehow. women usually try to hide that
i don't understand why they would try to hide it.

[MikeM]

chrysler is steppping up there game ... we have been quoting some really sweet vehicles lately
i sat in the grand cherokee SRT and fell in love with it. then i found out i cant take it out of 4wd, and theres no place to blot up a hitch to the frame. so now i just want to get the seat and steering wheel from one. i'd love the motor but i dont think my t case could handle it

[scott3824]

that long huh, i figured you'd know that shit sooner.

i don't think i really cared before that ... i was getting laid all the time in college anyways so didnt pay attention ... plus i was drunk - a lot

[AliKatR6]

i don't think i really cared before that ... i was getting laid all the time in college anyways so didnt pay attention ... plus i was drunk - a lot
that would explain it.

[scott3824]

i don't understand why they would try to hide it.

a lot of females get embarrassed - you wouldnt think so but they do

[MikeM]

i don't understand why they would try to hide it.
they're trying to be lady-like, which is pretty much the opposite of what we want

[AliKatR6]

a lot of females get embarrassed - you wouldnt think so but they do
not me, if you got me turned on, #1 i'm impressed and #2 i want sex now
so that's usually the time i start removing your clothes.

[scott3824]

i sat in the grand cherokee SRT and fell in love with it. then i found out i cant take it out of 4wd, and theres no place to blot up a hitch to the frame. so now i just want to get the seat and steering wheel from one. i'd love the motor but i dont think my t case could handle it

yes that thing is sweet ... i am actually starting to give chrysler a lot of credit as of lately ... if they keep their quality control up they will be taking a larger share of the market soon

[scott3824]

not me, if you got me turned on, #1 i'm impressed and #2 i want sex now
so that's usually the time i start removing your clothes.


<- yes please

[AliKatR6]

it's kinda the reason i have to stay in public places with people i know when i am with my friend Caleb. He just flat does it for me and i loose all sense of self control and reason.

[scott3824]

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[MikeM]

not me, if you got me turned on, #1 i'm impressed
Evidence that you are in fact a woman - you have TO GET turned on

[AliKatR6]

<- yes please
kinda hard to remove your clothes from 2 states away my dear.

but it does worry me about when you do come out here.

[scott3824]

wtf ... city is working on my road agaiin ... nothing like trying to concentrate with 3 jack hammers going at once

[scott3824]

Evidence that you are in fact a woman - you have TO GET turned on

ah ... excellent point ... it take me 1.2 seconds to be turned on

[AliKatR6]

Evidence that you are in fact a woman - you have TO GET turned on
no i don't

most of the time i don't get all turned on and aroused before i have sex.

hell half time i'm still the one ripping his clothes off just cuz i want to fuck. not that i'm turned on

[scott3824]

no i don't

most of the time i don't get all turned on and aroused before i have sex.

hell half time i'm still the one ripping his clothes off just cuz i want to fuck. not that i'm turned on

oh ... wow ... you have somehow elevated youself beyond perfect

[MikeM]

no i don't

most of the time i don't get all turned on and aroused before i have sex.

hell half time i'm still the one ripping his clothes off just cuz i want to fuck. not that i'm turned on
so you like to fuck without being turned on?

[AliKatR6]

oh ... wow ... you have somehow elevated youself beyond perfect
cool i didn't know that was possible

[AliKatR6]

so you like to fuck without being turned on?
yeah doesn't bother me. i just want sex...i don't need all that shit to get me turned on in the first place to want it, i just want it most of the time anyway.

[MikeM]

yeah doesn't bother me. i just want sex...i don't need all that shit to get me turned on in the first place to want it, i just want it most of the time anyway.
So just spit on it and put it in whenever its convienient?


My theory is that since your sex is limited by distance, you want it whenever you can get it. I believe that when your bf moves in, your sex drive will decrease to that of a normal girl within 6-8 months.

[scott3824]

yeah doesn't bother me. i just want sex...i don't need all that shit to get me turned on in the first place to want it, i just want it most of the time anyway.

i'm gonna guess you have excellent kegel control

[AliKatR6]

So just spit on it and put it in whenever its convienient?


My theory is that since your sex is limited by distance, you want it whenever you can get it. I believe that when your bf moves in, your sex drive will decrease to that of a normal girl within 6-8 months.
we'll see when he moves in, but i don't think so. i don't even know what the sex drive of a normal girl is. i get told no more than he does.

[AliKatR6]

i'm gonna guess you have excellent kegel control
guess you'll have to find out huh

[AliKatR6]

i think if we end up having less sex, it isn't gonna be because i didn't want it. i think it will be on him.

[MikeM]

we'll see when he moves in, but i don't think so. i don't even know what the sex drive of a normal girl is. i get told no more than he does.
normal for a couple thats been together for a few years:
Guy - Wants it once or twice a day on average
Girl - Wants it 2 times a week, will usually put out more to keep her bf happy

[MikeM]

guess you'll have to find out huh
do the thumb test

[MikeM]

did everybody leave?

[AliKatR6]

normal for a couple thats been together for a few years:
Guy - Wants it once or twice a day on average
Girl - Wants it 2 times a week, will usually put out more to keep her bf happy
i think he and are are opposites then.
right now i can't comprehend not wanting sex every day, just can't do it...but we'll see when it happens and i'll let you all know if you are right or wrong

[AliKatR6]

do the thumb test
i didn't mean it like that hun.

[I37]

Man that meeting wasn't shit, it was like a brief meeting about being in compliance with inventorys and that I was gonna be limited access to some things that the company i work for, since im a contractor, wtf worked here 7 1/2 yrs.... we have an internal audit twice a month til october when they do the real sarbanes oxley audit in october... Their scheduling another meeting for further insructions, hmmm.... I just wanna know how the fuck would i use this information at home, fucken Enron, LOL

[scott3824]

guess you'll have to find out huh

that sounds like an invite :nudge:

[MikeM]

i think he and are are opposites then.
right now i can't comprehend not wanting sex every day, just can't do it...but we'll see when it happens and i'll let you all know if you are right or wrong
that was pretty much the deal with my last 2 girlfriends, and most of my friends relationships

[scott3824]

normal for a couple thats been together for a few years:
Guy - Wants it once or twice a day on average
Girl - Wants it 2 times a week, will usually put out more to keep her bf happy

sounds about normal to me ... i would really like some now actually

[MikeM]

i didn't mean it like that hun.
doesnt mean he cant still do it

Inser thumb, if she can cut off circulation enough to make it numb, take her out for dinner someplace nice

[scott3824]

did everybody leave?

i was surfing around

[I37]

doesnt mean he cant still do it

Inser thumb, if she can cut off circulation enough to make it numb, take her out for dinner someplace nice

LOL

[scott3824]

doesnt mean he cant still do it

Inser thumb, if she can cut off circulation enough to make it numb, take her out for dinner someplace nice

if she can cut off circulation im sticking something else in after i take the thumb out

[I37]

did everybody leave?

I was in that brief bullshit meeting, I swear they just made that meeting to schedule another meeting

[MikeM]

i was surfing around
bs you just rubbed one out

[I37]

if she can cut off circulation im sticking something else in after i take the thumb out

ur middle n index finger :woot

[MikeM]

I was in that brief bullshit meeting, I swear they just made that meeting to schedule another meeting
:banghead: thats funny but so true of corporate america

[scott3824]

I was in that brief bullshit meeting, I swear they just made that meeting to schedule another meeting

Dilbert & Office Space = truth about corporate america

[I37]

bs you just rubbed one out

maybe he couldn't help it, since Ali does have the ability to get to scott239047230957209375

[MikeM]

if she can cut off circulation im sticking something else in after i take the thumb out
Like a big chunk of coal?

old joke, who knows it?

[scott3824]

bs you just rubbed one out

not yet but i was thinking about it ....

[AliKatR6]

sounds about normal to me ... i would really like some now actually
better than every 3 weeks though

[I37]

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[MikeM]

Dilbert & Office Space = truth about corporate america
Office Space - mandatory training for corp.

[I37]

better than every 3 weeks though

cry me a river, lol jk

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WOO POST UP YOU FAG

[I37]

Office Space - mandatory training for corp.

u aint lying

[scott3824]

better than every 3 weeks though

:banghead:

[AliKatR6]

cry me a river, lol jk
i wasn't saying that about me

it's been while since i had to deal with that.

[scott3824]

woo

wat up nigga

[AliKatR6]

:banghead:
maybe not????

lol

Scott's back to never getting pussy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[scott3824]

i wasn't saying that about me

it's been while since i had to deal with that.


<-- she meant me

[I37]

maybe not????

lol

Scott's back to never getting pussy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK no she didn't........ :retiredst

[I37]

<-- she meant me

yeah i just figured that out

[MikeM]

maybe not????

lol

Scott's back to never getting pussy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me too. Ive sort of givven up trying, its just not worth the effort

[AliKatR6]

yeah it's pathetic when i get more sex in 2 days than Scott does in 2 Weeks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MikeM]

yeah i just figured that out
it went over my head at first too

[scott3824]

maybe not????

lol

Scott's back to never getting pussy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

pfftt ... she thihnks because i got it 3 times the week we decided to get back togeter its all good ... i expressed my distaste monday night but i need to be more understanding of how stressful and exhausting her day can be

[MikeM]

yeah it's pathetic when i get more sex in 2 days than Scott does in 2 Weeks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Especially if the days are wednesday and thursday

[scott3824]

yeah it's pathetic when i get more sex in 2 days than Scott does in 2 Weeks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yes it is ... i'm real close to giving up now

[I37]

Me too. Ive sort of givven up trying, its just not worth the effort

effort, don't strain urself, just go out and meet chicks, wtf is so hard about that? use ur ninja skills, maybe they get freightened when the first thing u say or ask them is, "hey can I tie u up and beat u" I'd be scared too

[I37]

it went over my head at first too
whew thought i was alone on that one

[MikeM]

pfftt ... she thihnks because i got it 3 times the week we decided to get back togeter its all good ... i expressed my distaste monday night but i need to be more understanding of how stressful and exhausting her day can be
thats the same bullshit i was hearing

[AliKatR6]

pfftt ... she thihnks because i got it 3 times the week we decided to get back togeter its all good ... i expressed my distaste monday night but i need to be more understanding of how stressful and exhausting her day can be
dude she goes to school and bartends it is not stressful. she's a fucking buisness major!


finals week when i was taking 21 (400 level) engineerig credits and working 20 hours a week wasn't stressful

she's full of shit and you're falling for it

[I37]

pfftt ... she thihnks because i got it 3 times the week we decided to get back togeter its all good ... i expressed my distaste monday night but i need to be more understanding of how stressful and exhausting her day can be

I'd drop kick u if u were in front of me

[I37]

dude she goes to school and bartends it is not stressful. she's a fucking buisness major!


finals week when i was taking 21 (400 level) engineerig credits and working 20 hours a week wasn't stressful

she's full of shit and you're falling for it

TY TY TY TY, Ali knows whats up, its a pathetic trick scott349239047, open ur eyes bro........

[MikeM]

effort, don't strain urself, just go out and meet chicks, wtf is so hard about that? use ur ninja skills, maybe they get freightened when the first thing u say or ask them is, "hey can I tie u up and beat u" I'd be scared too
I suck at meeting chicks. Once they know me, im good to go, but the first part is the hardest.

[AliKatR6]

I'd drop kick u if u were in front of me
thank you.




oh and 3 times the week you get back together is still weak!!!!

you should have gotten sucked off 3 times and sex 7 times. and that's just barely cutting it.

50 bucks you put up with this for another couple of months and you are back to kicking her out.

[I37]

I suck at meeting chicks. Once they know me, im good to go, but the first part is the hardest.

whats so hard about looking around, if u make eye contact, get at it, don't run from it, u can't be scared or intimidated, or draw them in, call them to u....

[scott3824]

dude she goes to school and bartends it is not stressful. she's a fucking buisness major!


finals week when i was taking 21 (400 level) engineerig credits and working 20 hours a week wasn't stressful

she's full of shit and you're falling for it


heres a good one ...

so last night i bailed on riding because it was suppose to be our night to hang out. I get a text message after sitting at home for 2 hours waiting for her that her best friend is pregnant and that its an emergency. Well this slut already has 2 kids by 2 other guys ... so i'm like whatever. So i decide to fix my brakes. well she strolls over at around 10:30 - drunk. SO i am confused as to if her best friend being pregnant is an emergency why it calls for them to go get tacos and margaritas?

[MikeM]

Woo is still here. I wonder if hes readign every post

[AliKatR6]

TY TY TY TY, Ali knows whats up, its a pathetic trick scott349239047, open ur eyes bro........
it is

i know women

and it wasn't hard for her to know EXACTLY WHAT TO SAY to get him back.

DUDE WE GOT THAT SHIT ON LOCK. SHE KNEW HOW TO PLAY YOU LIKE A FIDDLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MikeM]

whats so hard about looking around, if u make eye contact, get at it, don't run from it, u can't be scared or intimidated, or draw them in, call them to u....
I have no game, i have nothign to say after basic introductions.

[MikeM]

heres a good one ...

so last night i bailed on riding because it was suppose to be our night to hang out. I get a text message after sitting at home for 2 hours waiting for her that her best friend is pregnant and that its an emergency. Well this slut already has 2 kids by 2 other guys ... so i'm like whatever. So i decide to fix my brakes. well she strolls over at around 10:30 - drunk. SO i am confused as to if her best friend being pregnant is an emergency why it calls for them to go get tacos and margaritas?give her the boot
again

[scott3824]

thank you.




oh and 3 times the week you get back together is still weak!!!!

you should have gotten sucked off 3 times and sex 7 times. and that's just barely cutting it.

50 bucks you put up with this for another couple of months and you are back to kicking her out.


she isnt living here. she is still at her friends, and isnt moving back in right yet. oh but she puts forth a huge effort because its so hard to stay here then go 5 minutes away to get ready for school and work in the morning...

[I37]

thank you.




oh and 3 times the week you get back together is still weak!!!!

you should have gotten sucked off 3 times and sex 7 times. and that's just barely cutting it.

50 bucks you put up with this for another couple of months and you are back to kicking her out.
but he didn't kick her out the first time.......

question for scott203373597, seriously bro, Y did she want to get back with u, did that guy u say cheated on u with did he not want her? so now she was fucked and ruined, no place to go. Ive hooked up with a good share of bartenders, and never once did I ever hear I don't wanna have sex, and some went to school or worked another job, sex is the stress reliever.... come on scott34952034957

[AliKatR6]

heres a good one ...

so last night i bailed on riding because it was suppose to be our night to hang out. I get a text message after sitting at home for 2 hours waiting for her that her best friend is pregnant and that its an emergency. Well this slut already has 2 kids by 2 other guys ... so i'm like whatever. So i decide to fix my brakes. well she strolls over at around 10:30 - drunk. SO i am confused as to if her best friend being pregnant is an emergency why it calls for them to go get tacos and margaritas?
Scott i don't want to hear anymore. i already told you she didn't change, she ISN'T going to change.

she likes that you pay her bills and take care of her. you are a trophy b/f.

pregnant and drinking = major no no
and she should be driving over to see you drunk huh. she's a winner Scott.

[scott3824]

I'd drop kick u if u were in front of me

that last line i typed was sarcastic - thats what she said to me

[I37]

heres a good one ...

so last night i bailed on riding because it was suppose to be our night to hang out. I get a text message after sitting at home for 2 hours waiting for her that her best friend is pregnant and that its an emergency. Well this slut already has 2 kids by 2 other guys ... so i'm like whatever. So i decide to fix my brakes. well she strolls over at around 10:30 - drunk. SO i am confused as to if her best friend being pregnant is an emergency why it calls for them to go get tacos and margaritas?

maybe guys gave her margaritas, and she gave her taco, come the fuck on already

[scott3824]

I suck at meeting chicks. Once they know me, im good to go, but the first part is the hardest.

i'm good at it ... if & when i make it up there we'll murder the bars

[AliKatR6]

she isnt living here. she is still at her friends, and isnt moving back in right yet. oh but she puts forth a huge effort because its so hard to stay here then go 5 minutes away to get ready for school and work in the morning...
do not let her move back in. make her pay off her debt and be able to support herself first if you plan on staying with her.

[scott3824]

it is

i know women

and it wasn't hard for her to know EXACTLY WHAT TO SAY to get him back.

DUDE WE GOT THAT SHIT ON LOCK. SHE KNEW HOW TO PLAY YOU LIKE A FIDDLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

not really. i think i am just being to nice and forgiving. although she was trying to scam on my pills

[MikeM]

i'm good at it ... if & when i make it up there we'll murder the barsthats another thing, bars here dont have alot of chicks. I really havent figured out where they all go

[scott3824]

do not let her move back in. make her pay off her debt and be able to support herself first if you plan on staying with her.

yeah i think i am gonna let one of my buddies move in so she cant

[I37]

that last line i typed was sarcastic - thats what she said to me
doesnt matter I would still do drop kick u, ur still putting up with the same bullshit, let that bitch go, I know u care, and maybe love her, but yo sometimes u just got to let things go, easier said then done.... wake up ur not getting any younger

[AliKatR6]

not really. i think i am just being to nice and forgiving. although she was trying to scam on my pills
list for me the qualities you want in a g/f (possible wife)

list off how many she ACTUALLY has.

[MikeM]

list for me the qualities you want in a g/f (possible wife)

list off how many she ACTUALLY has.
does vagina count as a quality?

[AliKatR6]

i think i am just being to nice and forgiving.
that's the understatement of the year



i mean if you were getting mad mind blowing sex we could at least say you're actually pussy whipped
but you aint even getting that

[scott3824]

but he didn't kick her out the first time.......

question for scott203373597, seriously bro, Y did she want to get back with u, did that guy u say cheated on u with did he not want her? so now she was fucked and ruined, no place to go. Ive hooked up with a good share of bartenders, and never once did I ever hear I don't wanna have sex, and some went to school or worked another job, sex is the stress reliever.... come on scott34952034957

no she didnt cheat. she moved in with her friend after i left her a voicemail to get all her shit out

[AliKatR6]

does vagina count as a quality?
it can...this is about what you want in someone.

[I37]

Ali - thx for knowing whats up and agreeing

scott29375- just call her right now and cut all ties with her.

Mike- wtf u don't have to go out to meet a girl, u meet them at the grocery store, sad to say, yes I have done that a few times, but hey I need groceries too.....

[MikeM]

that's the understatement of the year



i mean if you were getting mad mind blowing sex we could at least say you're actually pussy whipped
but you aint even getting that
ive found that most pussy whipped guys put in alot of work and only get a little pussy

[scott3824]

that's the understatement of the year



i mean if you were getting mad mind blowing sex we could at least say you're actually pussy whipped
but you aint even getting that

:banghead:

[I37]

that's the understatement of the year



i mean if you were getting mad mind blowing sex we could at least say you're actually pussy whipped
but you aint even getting that

OHHHHHH FUCK she did it again

[I37]

ive found that most pussy whipped guys put in alot of work and only get a little pussy

yeah the girls gives up enough to keep him around til she's done getting what she wants

[scott3824]

list for me the qualities you want in a g/f (possible wife)

list off how many she ACTUALLY has.

i know what you're getting at ...

[AliKatR6]

hun she got you back so quick and so easily she knows that you aren't gonna put your foot down and she can get away with the same shit as before.


i've been there and done that. she isn't gonna change.



i'd rather you find someone that you can actually be REALLY happy with.

[MikeM]

Mike- wtf u don't have to go out to meet a girl, u meet them at the grocery store, sad to say, yes I have done that a few times, but hey I need groceries too.....
Basically, any place where girls normally go during the day, is like torture to me. I dont go grocey shopping because i eat out every meal. I dont go to malls or any clothing stores ever, i hate them. All I do is ride, all I want to do is ride.

[scott3824]

i told her it was the principle (what happened last night) she says it was one night - we have forever to hang out .... she just doesnt get it

[MikeM]

.... she just doesnt get it
and she never will


how old is she?

[AliKatR6]

i mean Dan is about 90% perfect for me. and some of his flaws he's working on. he even agreed to me buying this mini skirt i wanted and didn't pitch a fit like he would have a year ago.


and other things if i ask he'll have no problem with. but it took a lot to actually get him to change. same with me though.

[scott3824]

Basically, any place where girls normally go during the day, is like torture to me. I dont go grocey shopping because i eat out every meal. I dont go to malls or any clothing stores ever, i hate them. All I do is ride, all I want to do is ride.

dude we got chased down by a car full of girls a few years ago while hitting the streets ... my one buddy is now ebgaged to one of them

[scott3824]

and she never will


how old is she?

23 in june

[AliKatR6]

i told her it was the principle (what happened last night) she says it was one night - we have forever to hang out .... she just doesnt get it
and she won't, not for a long time, after it's too late.
she is not at the same level you are maturity wise and just not ready i think to be in an actual relationship.

[I37]

Mike then u will be fucking ur bike for the rest of ur life, or ur ex as long as u have bud

scott2039978 ummm yeah

[AliKatR6]

i know what you're getting at ...
then find someone that actually has those qualities.

or you'll be the old guy wishing he didn't waste his life.

[scott3824]

hun she got you back so quick and so easily she knows that you aren't gonna put your foot down and she can get away with the same shit as before.


i've been there and done that. she isn't gonna change.



i'd rather you find someone that you can actually be REALLY happy with.

i told her last night that i feel i have been putting in 110% the last few weeks and didnt think she was really trying ... she got all pissed and started yelling

[MikeM]

dude we got chased down by a car full of girls a few years ago while hitting the streets ... my one buddy is now ebgaged to one of them
thats the one place i do meet girls, street riding. but they're always the dumbest most useless girls. props to your boy for finding a decent one

[AliKatR6]

i told her last night that i feel i have been putting in 110% the last few weeks and didnt think she was really trying ... she got all pissed and started yelling
yeah because she knows you are right and isn't going to admit it.

there is no reason to yell, she should have talked about it like a rational adult and asked what some of your expectations were and what she hadn't been doing and why she thought she was doing soooooo great.

[scott3824]

thats the one place i do meet girls, street riding. but they're always the dumbest most useless girls. props to your boy for finding a decent one

yeah most the ones the guys i ride with pickup are hot 18-21 year old sluts that are good for partying, riding, and banging - but thats about it

[AliKatR6]

thats the one place i do meet girls, street riding. but they're always the dumbest most useless girls. props to your boy for finding a decent one
i met Dan riding, but i was on my bike. and i didn't yell and chase him down the street.

[MikeM]

then find someone that actually has those qualities.

or you'll be the old guy wishing he didn't waste his life.
hey im not THAT old

[scott3824]

yeah because she knows you are right and isn't going to admit it.

there is no reason to yell, she should have talked about it like a rational adult and asked what some of your expectations were and what she hadn't been doing and why she thought she was doing soooooo great.

she brought me tacos home last night, hung out with me saturday night ... that was pretty much her reasons.... lol

i siad that same thing - why are you yellinng, nothing is gonna get accomplished yelling. everytime she gets louder i get quieter - usually that works in any situation as a rule of thumb ... she kept yelling ... i think cause she was drunk

[scott3824]

hey im not THAT old

i'm starting to feel like it lol

[AliKatR6]

hey im not THAT old
not you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

there was this guy on the plane i met (rich guy too) he was probably mid 40's finally divorced (cost him 600K and worth every penny he said) but he told me the day the papers were signed was the best day of his life and he wished he hadn't waited so long to do it.

[MikeM]

not you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

there was this guy on the plane i met (rich guy too) he was probably mid 40's finally divorced (cost him 600K and worth every penny he said) but he told me the day the papers were signed was the best day of his life and he wished he hadn't waited so long to do it.
everythign he told you was a lie, he was trying to pick you up

[AliKatR6]

she brought me tacos home last night, hung out with me saturday night ... that was pretty much her reasons.... lol

i siad that same thing - why are you yellinng, nothing is gonna get accomplished yelling. everytime she gets louder i get quieter - usually that works in any situation as a rule of thumb ... she kept yelling ... i think cause she was drunk
yeah those are great reasons.

sorry she's a twit. i don't know how a girl like her gets a guy like you. i really don't.

[AliKatR6]

everythign he told you was a lie, he was trying to pick you up
he could have been trying to pick me up but it was a group convo with the guys next to us and the navy kid.

if it was a lie, fine but i trust people.

[I37]

thats Y i jsut fuck bitches and leave em, not leave em, but yeah u get me, karma might be a motha fucker, maybe it won't, but right now Im young and not stupid, ok stupid in other senses, but u get my point

[AliKatR6]

thats Y i jsut fuck bitches and leave em, not leave em, but yeah u get me, karma might be a motha fucker, maybe it won't, but right now Im young and not stupid, ok stupid in other senses, but u get my point
but that's what you want right now. so i just don't see that as a bad thing.

[scott3824]

ok i'm gonna go rummage through the refrig for lunch

[AliKatR6]

i'm going shopping now. i was gonna go at 12 but that got put on hold.

[scott3824]

sweet ... i'm close to making it onto page 2 finally ...

[MikeM]

im gonna go cruise by the high school 8 or 9 times...

err I mean.. um..

[MikeM]

sweet ... i'm close to making it onto page 2 finally ...
page 2!!!! i forgot how much fun pages are

yo, posting here is really competitive

[I37]

but that's what you want right now. so i just don't see that as a bad thing.
ur right there isn't, as long as Im honest about it to them and yes I am, I jsut tell them straight up, hey this is how it is, we can be cool we can chill, do w/e, but for now thats it, nothing more, and yeah I talk to other girls, I have alot of friends that are girls, nothing wrong with that, right ?

[MikeM]

page 2!!!! i forgot how much fun pages are

yo, posting here is really competitive
I passed amy and didnt even notice

[I37]

I passed amy and didnt even notice

Im trying to get up to par with u, LOL

is SL still down?

[MikeM]

Im trying to get up to par with u, LOL

is SL still down?
i dont know. i could take a month off from there and no one would catch me

[I37]

i dont know. i could take a month off from there and no one would catch me

u think? I think some1 could, niner or scott

[scott3824]

u think? I think some1 could, niner or scott

i would get noticed the first day ...


edit i didnt know what the topic was lol

[scott3824]

page 2!!!! i forgot how much fun pages are

yo, posting here is really competitive


we could be 1-5 within 6 omths if we posted like we did on SL

[Niner]

It is nice to have the ranking. And at the level I am at I am passing people by the hour.

[Niner]

I'm page 4 already and in 3 more post I pass someone. 5 more after that and I pass again. If I can get 200 in a day like I did on SL, I will be page one in 3 weeks.

[I37]

I just post up, lol

[Niner]

i dont know. i could take a month off from there and no one would catch me
I might be able to catch up in 1 moth if I really worked at it.

[LEASNIT]

Yay ... found a hydroboost for my truck ... fiddy bucks ... bout to go snatch it up ... anyone know how to plumb this thing into the powersteering pump.. LOL

[Niner]

Scott, when does Toledo bike nights start? You need a new F4i. :woot

[I37]

I was bored , ahahaha

hey scott2394857239485389475

[Niner]

Yay ... found a hydroboost for my truck ... fiddy bucks ... bout to go snatch it up ... anyone know how to plumb this thing into the powersteering pump.. LOL
Use hydraulic fittings. :dumbass

[I37]

Yay ... found a hydroboost for my truck ... fiddy bucks ... bout to go snatch it up ... anyone know how to plumb this thing into the powersteering pump.. LOL

:shrugg

[LEASNIT]

Use hydraulic fittings. :dumbass

Thanks peckerhead... not quite what I needed... LOL

[LEASNIT]

:shrugg
A hydroboost work off of hydraulic power ( power steering ) ... instead of vacuum to power your brake system .... its alot smaller and doesnt require all the room a vacuum booster does...

[I37]

A hydroboost work off of hydraulic power ( power steering ) ... instead of vacuum to power your brake system .... its alot smaller and doesnt require all the room a vacuum booster does...

u can tell I spend alot of money to get my shit fixed.......LOL

[LEASNIT]

u can tell I spend alot of money to get my shit fixed.......LOL

Haha .. well this is more modification then repair .. but yeah ...
the hydroboost is actully from a 93 astro van ...

[Niner]

A hydroboost work off of hydraulic power ( power steering ) ... instead of vacuum to power your brake system .... its alot smaller and doesnt require all the room a vacuum booster does...
Do a websearch. Some ass clown has done the swap and taken step by step pictures.

[Niner]

Haha .. well this is more modification then repair .. but yeah ...
the hydroboost is actully from a 93 astro van ...
Why don't yo udrop that $50 towards some paint. Duplicolor, Krylon Fusion that shit or something.

[LEASNIT]

Why don't yo udrop that $50 towards some paint. Duplicolor, Krylon Fusion that shit or something.

Cause right now the truck cant stop without brakes.. LOL

[scott3824]

Scott, when does Toledo bike nights start? You need a new F4i. :woot

jeds starts next wednesday ... but borne is wanting to roll down tonight ... its nice so people will be out ... why i just need to get it inspectedd and registered

[scott3824]

Cause right now the truck cant stop without brakes.. LOL

my brakes are just hanging lol ...

[Miss Chievous]

going into work with a hangover is a bad idea... just thought i'd tell you all that. its especially bad when you work at 6 am. ChairBeat

[Niner]

jeds starts next wednesday ... but borne is wanting to roll down tonight ... its nice so people will be out ... why i just need to get it inspectedd and registered
I won't be there. But that shouldn't be a huge surprise. I won't be cback to Toledo until I get a cage and get at least a ghetto fog light wired up.

[Niner]

2,000 posts for this thread.

[I37]

nigga what, damn Im bored

[scott3824]

I won't be there. But that shouldn't be a huge surprise. I won't be cback to Toledo until I get a cage and get at least a ghetto fog light wired up.


wheres that cage at???

[Niner]

My bad 1,200.

[Niner]

wheres that cage at???
If they aren't in tonight, a call is going to be made tonight. I am about ready to have Cramer send Patrick over to give Tim Barnes the old Hucklebuck.

[AliKatR6]

ok lesson 1
shopping in 4" strappy leather heels, not a good idea.

# 2 i had no idea how much stuff i could get for 300$ i am freaking amazed

#3 i am so going back to VS and spending 200 $ next week when they get in another shipment of this little white and light blue lace corset bra and garter skirt and this other blue nightie thing. i sure hope i the 34 C fits in August. i can't live with out these 2 little outfits.

[I37]

ok lesson 1
shopping in 4" strappy leather heels, not a good idea.

# 2 i had no idea how much stuff i could get for 300$ i am freaking amazed

#3 i am so going back to VS and spending 200 $ next week when they get in another shipment of this little white and light blue lace corstet bra and garter skirt and this other blue nightie thing. i sure hope i the 34 C fits in August. i can't live with out these 2 little outfits.

I'll ask for mike.....

PICS?

[Niner]

All I know is once I get a cage and a rear brake, it is going to seem way easier.

[AliKatR6]

I'll ask for mike.....

PICS?
well i can take pics of the model its on but fuck i may take the bike back tonight and try on the skirt (it just might fit) cuz they had the bra size i wanted.

but the blue thing they didn't have. but when i get it and get my boobs i will find a way to take pics of ME in them

[I37]

well i can take pics of the model its on but fuck i may take the bike back tonight and try on the skirt (it just might fit) cuz they had the bra size i wanted.

but the blue thing they didn't have. but when i get it and get my boobs i will find a way to take pics of ME in them

mike will be glad to hear that

[Niner]

well i can take pics of the model its on but fuck i may take the bike back tonight and try on the skirt (it just might fit) cuz they had the bra size i wanted.

but the blue thing they didn't have. but when i get it and get my boobs i will find a way to take pics of ME in them
Get a camera with a timer.

[AliKatR6]

Get a camera with a timer.
yeah i have done that with my camera phone but it's hard to set my actualy digital camera up like that. i have tried before.

[I37]

yeah i have done that with my camera phone but it's hard to set my actualy digital camera up like that. i have tried before.

I will ask for mike again...

details?

[AliKatR6]

I will ask for mike again...

details?
those were the pics i took for dan with me and my toys and this vodka bottle and my stuffed teddy bear.

and the few of me on my R1 in D&G strappy heels and white lace tanga.

[I37]

those were the pics i took for dan with me and my toys and this vodka bottle and my stuffed teddy bear.

and the few of me on my R1 in D&G strappy heels and white lace tanga.

that sounded crazy, got a weird image in my head....

asking for mike again, post em up plz, LOL or email them.....

jk

[AliKatR6]

i still can't believe i got so much for less that what i spend on 1 pair of shoes.

[AliKatR6]

i really need to start shopping at normal stores again.

[I37]

i still can't believe i got so much for less that what i spend on 1 pair of shoes.

its pretty cool huh, LOL....

[AliKatR6]

now i have to go get some more little sun dresses for summer

[LEASNIT]

Apparently it was a package deal with the master and proportioning valve.. anyone near spare parts for a 1993 chevy astro van? just pay shipping.. LOL

[I37]

we go from VS to hot pics, to car parts, whats next?

[Niner]

we go from VS to hot pics, to car parts, whats next?
Booze?

[AliKatR6]

i liked the boobs and hot pics better than the car parts but hey, i'm just strange like that i guess

[I37]

i liked the boobs and hot pics better than the car parts but hey, i'm just strange like that i guess

thats good, not strange

[I37]

Booze?
cape cod, could really use one right now

[AliKatR6]

damn 2 more hours here. this sucks

[I37]

damn 2 more hours here. this sucks

+1

[Niner]

i liked the boobs and hot pics better than the car parts but hey, i'm just strange like that i guess
I like boobs better than car parts, but at work they pay me for parts not boobs.

[AliKatR6]

I like boobs better than car parts, but at work they pay me for parts not boobs.
yeah
i'm not sure what they pay me for here sometimes, but i am NOT complaining!!!!!

[I37]

yeah
i'm not sure what they pay me for here sometimes, but i am NOT complaining!!!!!

me toooooo

[AliKatR6]

today needs to go faster. :(

[Niner]

I don't like this message board. i am the low man on the totem pole.

[I37]

this is boring, hello

[AliKatR6]

I don't like this message board. i am the low man on the totem pole.
i used to post whore with the VO guys a while back so i got a decent post count. nothing like Mike. i don't post very often over here.

[scott3824]

ok lesson 1
shopping in 4" strappy leather heels, not a good idea.

# 2 i had no idea how much stuff i could get for 300$ i am freaking amazed

#3 i am so going back to VS and spending 200 $ next week when they get in another shipment of this little white and light blue lace corset bra and garter skirt and this other blue nightie thing. i sure hope i the 34 C fits in August. i can't live with out these 2 little outfits.

pics please

[Niner]

i used to post whore with the VO guys a while back so i got a decent post count. nothing like Mike. i don't post very often over here.
I've made this 45% of my job.

[AliKatR6]

here Jay has a higher post count than me too.

there usually isn't much over here that i feel like commenting on.

[AliKatR6]

pics please
like i said right now it won't fit me....bra tooooo big. but i think i'm gonna go back and try the garter skirt on just to see and if it fits then i'll just buy those 2 things today.

[scott3824]

now i have to go get some more little sun dresses for summer

mmm sun dresses = easy access for quickies

[scott3824]

Booze?

vicodin

[I37]

pics please

ur to late, beat u to it, but i asked for mike

[scott3824]

like i said right now it won't fit me....bra tooooo big. but i think i'm gonna go back and try the garter skirt on just to see and if it fits then i'll just buy those 2 things today.

yeah i saw that after i posted sorry

[I37]

mmm sun dresses = easy access for quickies
especially when they don't wear anything underneath, :phatyo

[Niner]

like i said right now it won't fit me....bra tooooo big. but i think i'm gonna go back and try the garter skirt on just to see and if it fits then i'll just buy those 2 things today.
Post pics of the top not quite covering your chest.

[scott3824]

ur to late, beat u to it, but i asked for mike

i was assking for me

[AliKatR6]

mmm sun dresses = easy access for quickies
that's part of why i like them too.

they look all nice and somewhat conservative (granted i have a few that do NOT fit that category) but the uses they have are sooo not nice and conservative

[I37]

Post pics of the top not quite covering your chest.
ahahaha, sweet

[Niner]

especially when they don't wear anything underneath, :phatyo
:booty:

[AliKatR6]

Post pics of the top not quite covering your chest.
you can wait until i have the boobs to fill it...for heaven's sake.

[I37]

that's part of why i like them too.


only reason any guy likes those