Jokes

[AliKatR6]

i was assking for me
you come out after i get my boobs and you can see the real thing and take all the pics you want.

[scott3824]

that's part of why i like them too.

they look all nice and somewhat conservative (granted i have a few that do NOT fit that category) but the uses they have are sooo not nice and conservative

you could slowly cross and uncross your legs :boner:

[Niner]

you can wait until i have the boobs to fill it...for heaven's sake.
I think before and after pics. Before pics should have nipple.

[I37]

you come out after i get my boobs and you can see the real thing and take all the pics you want.

called out

[AliKatR6]

I think before and after pics. Before pics should have nipple.
you have already seen those.

[scott3824]

you come out after i get my boobs and you can see the real thing and take all the pics you want.

i love you

[I37]

I think before and after pics. Before pics should have nipple.

+1

[scott3824]

I think before and after pics. Before pics should have nipple.

get off my leg humping

[I37]

you have already seen those.
i missed them from last time, imiss everything

[scott3824]

i missed them from last time, imiss everything

pay more attention

[AliKatR6]

i love you
yeah i know. :woot :woot

[I37]

pay more attention

it was wayyyyyy b4 i started whoring with u guys, so its no fair, remember u guys were telling me to searchn I thought I found them but didn't, :blabla: , yeah not funny, ahahaha

[I37]

i love you

me>>>> :shoot: :hearteyed <<<scott239712340957392485

[AliKatR6]

get off my leg humping
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!


:cop: Niner :whoopass

[scott3824]

yeah i know. :woot :woot

do i get to touch them too?

so are you gonna get them re-pierced after?

[I37]

a girl i used to talk to is having her boobs done next month

[scott3824]

me>>>> :shoot: :hearteyed <<<scott239712340957392485

:rotfl:

[scott3824]

i hate yard work ... i have so many leaves to clean up ... i filled 4 bags already and barely put a dent in the yard ... i did get the front yard cut though .... time to do some laundry ...

i really want to get laid right now

[AliKatR6]

do i get to touch them too?

so are you gonna get them re-pierced after?
yes

shouldn't have to. i will take out the piercings the day of the procedure, but i can put them back in when i get home.

[I37]

i hate yard work ... i have so many leaves to clean up ... i filled 4 bags already and barely put a dent in the yard ... i did get the front yard cut though .... time to do some laundry ...

i really want to get laid right now

get some1 to cut and clean ur yard, n go to a bar

[AliKatR6]

i hate yard work ... i have so many leaves to clean up ... i filled 4 bags already and barely put a dent in the yard ... i did get the front yard cut though .... time to do some laundry ...

i really want to get laid right now
i don't mind raking leaves...it makes me think back to being a kid and jumping in the huge piles of leaves.


heheheheheheh
i'm gonna try to be nice.

[scott3824]

yes

shouldn't have to. i will take out the piercings the day of the procedure, but i can put them back in when i get home.

:woot Im arroused

i wasn't sure how long they would have you leave them our, and if you were going through the nipple or belly button ...

[AliKatR6]

only thing about yard work i don't like is pulling weeds.

and gardening, i don't like gardening but i like mowing the lawn and all that type of stuff.

[I37]

i really want to get laid right now

tell ur chick when she gets home.......

































Owait she'll be stressed out or go by drunk, cuz her friend is pregnant, nvm bad idea

[scott3824]

get some1 to cut and clean ur yard, n go to a bar

waste of money .... i need to replant a lot of spots where grass died too ... then fertilize and kill weeds ...

[AliKatR6]

:woot Im arroused

i wasn't sure how long they would have you leave them our, and if you were going through the nipple or belly button ...
no easiest would be to go though the underarm. that's my plan. i don't trust them going through the belly button.

i'm gonna call and schedule a consultation for next week

[scott3824]

ok i'm gonna go put my tail and tank back on my bike ...

[I37]

waste of money .... i need to replant a lot of spots where grass died too ... then fertilize and kill weeds ...

shit $30 dollars u can get some to do alot of stuff, make ur yard look nice

[I37]

ok i'm gonna go put my tail and tank back on my bike ...

dont forget to put ur head back on ur body too......

[scott3824]

shit $30 dollars u can get some to do alot of stuff, make ur yard look nice

this isn't texas we dont have lots of illegals here to do yard work

[AliKatR6]

dont forget to put ur head back on ur body too......
hahaha

[I37]

this isn't texas we dont have lots of illegals here to do yard work
ahaha thats funny, cuz it isn't an illegal, its a local yard and lawn service

[scott3824]

dont forget to put ur head back on ur body too......

that went over my head

[scott3824]

ahaha thats funny, cuz it isn't an illegal, its a local yard and lawn service

i dunno i'm kinda anal and dont want to spend lots of money because they wont do it right

[I37]

that went over my head

cuz its not on ur body its in ur chicks hands, she controls u, get the fuck outta that bullshit, yo that shit pisses me off for real, ok enough from me, none of my business, u'll thk me later or regret it, and if I ever see u, Im straight drop kicking u, thats a promise, mk. k

[AliKatR6]

i dunno i'm kinda anal and dont want to spend lots of money because they wont do it right
that's too funny

but i kinda agree with it.

[I37]

i dunno i'm kinda anal and dont want to spend lots of money because they wont do it right

nothing wrong with doing it urself..... good thinking for u

[AliKatR6]

ok let's leave scott alone about that

i think we have beaten that horse into the ground

[scott3824]

wooo made page 2 ... i'm in 58th lol

[scott3824]

cuz its not on ur body its in ur chicks hands, she controls u, get the fuck outta that bullshit, yo that shit pisses me off for real, ok enough from me, none of my business, u'll thk me later or regret it, and if I ever see u, Im straight drop kicking u, thats a promise, mk. k

as long as you buy me a drink after .... i appreciate the looking out homie

[I37]

ok let's leave scott alone about that

i think we have beaten that horse into the ground

mk, Im done

[AliKatR6]

58th huh


yeah i'm not that competative about my post count.

[scott3824]

nothing wrong with doing it urself..... good thinking for u

gotta conserve money ... makin a 1100 a month payment plus bills doesn't leave me room to blow money all the tiem

[I37]

as long as you buy me a drink after .... i appreciate the looking out homie
dude I'll buy u 20 drinks and get u laid, thats y alot of my boys chicks don't like em hanging with me, "ima bad influence", Im just waiting to find the girl I want, u know

[AliKatR6]

gotta conserve money ... makin a 1100 a month payment plus bills doesn't leave me room to blow money all the tiem
get another room mate!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[I37]

gotta conserve money ... makin a 1100 a month payment plus bills doesn't leave me room to blow money all the tiem
tellin u, u need to move down south....

[scott3824]

get another room mate!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i will ... when i find someone thats some what responsible and needs a place to live ...

[AliKatR6]

so i have my boob consultation monday may 8th

[AliKatR6]

i will ... when i find someone thats some what responsible and needs a place to live ...
yeah that somewhat responsible part is a bitch sometimes
hate the roomies who never pay rent on time or make a mess of the place

[scott3824]

tellin u, u need to move down south....

i plan on it eventually ... but its no easy to just up and move when you own a house .... markets nont the best for sellers right now

[AliKatR6]

i plan on it eventually ... but its no easy to just up and move when you own a house .... markets nont the best for sellers right now
part of the reason i am still not all excited about buying a house.

[scott3824]

part of the reason i am still not all excited about buying a house.

wish i woulda bought a condo or town home as a first place

[scott3824]

ok going to do some shit around the house


leasint come down and help me with my drums - i'll give you a #20 spot for gas

[AliKatR6]

wish i woulda bought a condo or town home as a first place
i just don't want to buy anything really.
i will probably because i want a dog, which means i need a house with a decent back yard.

[I37]

i plan on it eventually ... but its no easy to just up and move when you own a house .... markets nont the best for sellers right now

rent that bitch out, til u sale it, its possible...... but i feel u on that

[AliKatR6]

ok going to do some shit around the house


leasint come down and help me with my drums - i'll give you a #20 spot for gas
i'd come help for free, but it would take me a while to get there. :( and then i'd miss work tomorrow

[I37]

wish i woulda bought a condo or town home as a first place

I rented an apt for the first couple yrs, then had to get a house, didn't want to, cuz i would ahve to keep up with it myself, but other reasons

[I37]

scott ali? how far are u to from each other?

[AliKatR6]

scott ali? how far are u to from each other?
9 hours i think.

[AliKatR6]

oops 8

but i speed it would take closer to 7

[I37]

oh just wondering.. damn thats kinda far, thats y i prefer flying

[AliKatR6]

oh just wondering.. damn thats kinda far, thats y i prefer flying
yeah but my bike can't go if i fly.

[I37]

yeah but my bike can't go if i fly.

good point, so do u ride alot when u can, or u just ride every now and then?

[AliKatR6]

good point, so do u ride alot when u can, or u just ride every now and then?
i ride a lot when i can.

[LEASNIT]

ok going to do some shit around the house


leasint come down and help me with my drums - i'll give you a #20 spot for gas

I thought Chris was coming down .... im a fuckin mess right now, 10+ years of brake fluid and road grime on that hydroboost..
Anyone got a hook up on hydraulic lines.. and/or steel braided?

[I37]

i ride a lot when i can.

thats cool, I ride alot cuz i can, LOL..... some days i just don't feel like riding, and just stay in, or go do something else, or my boys just come over and we just chill and play PS2, or ping pong, LOL yeah ping pong, actually pretty fun when u know how to play..........

[AliKatR6]

thats cool, I ride alot cuz i can, LOL..... some days i just don't feel like riding, and just stay in, or go do something else, or my boys just come over and we just chill and play PS2, or ping pong, LOL yeah ping pong, actually pretty fun when u know how to play..........
well i don't get to ride that often, i am gone a lot for travel, army crap and then we have that whole winter thing...so when i can get on the bike, it takes an act of god to get me off it.

[I37]

well i don't get to ride that often, i am gone a lot for travel, army crap and then we have that whole winter thing...so when i can get on the bike, it takes an act of god to get me off it.

it happens

[Niner]

I thought Chris was coming down .... im a fuckin mess right now, 10+ years of brake fluid and road grime on that hydroboost..
Anyone got a hook up on hydraulic lines.. and/or steel braided?
Go buy a gallon of laqer thinner. Shit works great on any petrolium based grime. Likes disovle like, the only shit I remember from O-chem.

[Niner]

I can't fucking win this week. I got my stunt 50 together minus hooking up some cables. Put some Honda synthetic oil I had laying around in it that was $8 a bottle and it starts leaking like a sieve. I though I forgo tto put the oil plug in. Nope, I forgot that the shifter shaft isn't in. So I have to take 2 motors apart to take the shifter from one and put it in the other. Bitch is the one bolt is on so tight I have to use an air tool which I don't have. :banghead
Looks like a nice long weekend of working on 50's and taking pictures of shit for e-bay.

[MikeM]

Mike enters the thread

[MikeM]

ok lesson 1
shopping in 4" strappy leather heels, not a good idea.

# 2 i had no idea how much stuff i could get for 300$ i am freaking amazed

#3 i am so going back to VS and spending 200 $ next week when they get in another shipment of this little white and light blue lace corset bra and garter skirt and this other blue nightie thing. i sure hope i the 34 C fits in August. i can't live with out these 2 little outfits.
:ravedj :pimp1

[MikeM]

i missed them from last time, imiss everything
that sux :sheephum:

[MikeM]

I don't like this message board. i am the low man on the totem pole.
you've already achieved all there is on stuntlife, thats why its time to move on. quit while ur ahead

[MikeM]

I've made this 45% of my job.
thats it?

[MikeM]

i was assking for me
good lookin out

[MikeM]

i really need to start shopping at normal stores again.
or on ebay

[MikeM]

we go from VS to hot pics, to car parts, whats next?
wtf is up with that :smileysui

[MikeM]

i liked the boobs and hot pics better than the car parts but hey, i'm just strange like that i guess
probably because they were from an 83 astro van. if ti were an interesting car it might not be as :fingy

[MikeM]

yeah
i'm not sure what they pay me for here sometimes, but i am NOT complaining!!!!!they pay you to prance around in tight clothing. :booty:

[MikeM]

2,000 posts for this thread.
almost tiem for a new one

[LEASNIT]

lmao ... are u serious right now? :banhim:

[MikeM]

A hydroboost work off of hydraulic power ( power steering ) ... instead of vacuum to power your brake system .... its alot smaller and doesnt require all the room a vacuum booster does...
fuck vaccuum

[MikeM]

lmao ... are u serious right now? :banhim:
holy crap, someone else

[MikeM]

going into work with a hangover is a bad idea... just thought i'd tell you all that. its especially bad when you work at 6 am. ChairBeat
turns out the rest of us already knew that, yet im the only one who doesnt do uit anyway

[MikeM]

It is nice to have the ranking. And at the level I am at I am passing people by the hour.
yeah, the ranking list makes it fun again

[MikeM]

I'm page 4 already and in 3 more post I pass someone. 5 more after that and I pass again. If I can get 200 in a day like I did on SL, I will be page one in 3 weeks.
200 a day thats really rediculous. you need whore threads to do that here, adn there arent usually any, so its hard to rise up unnoticed

[MikeM]

Go buy a gallon of laqer thinner. Shit works great on any petrolium based grime. Likes disovle like, the only shit I remember from O-chem.
and gets you real high

[LEASNIT]

<~~ drinkin daqari's ... :gayfight

[I37]

drinkin daqari's ... :gayfight


u fag

[LEASNIT]

u fag

Jealous?

[I37]

Jealous?

nope, dont drink that shit, only for the ladies, ur a fag, lol

[MikeM]

nope, dont drink that shit, only for the ladies, ur a fag, lol
i drink smirnoff ice

what up bitch :flamethr:

[MikeM]

u fag
u druink cape cods anyway, everybody knows the whole cape and everything named after it is gay

[I37]

u druink cape cods anyway, everybody knows the whole cape and everything named after it is gay

ok so me and 10 of my boys are gay then? is that what ur implying, I was jk daquiris are good, that all they sale at the basketball and football, baseball games, closest thing to a good drink with just wine in it

[I37]

i drink smirnoff ice

what up bitch :flamethr:

I don't care for those to much 2 or 3 is ok then after that, the taste is jsut not to good anymore

[I37]

Y am I on here, I am never on here at night

[Miss Chievous]

Y am I on here, I am never on here at night
good question

[I37]

u guys are both punk bitches, smash on both u clowns, step to this homie..... wow didn't know it could feel good being an internet bully, anyway, mike got any1 tied up in ur garage?

[LEASNIT]

Wine in ur daqari? ... mine are filled with bacardi .. LOTS of it :woot :fucktard

[LEASNIT]

u guys are both punk bitches, smash on both u clowns, step to this homie..... wow didn't know it could feel good being an internet bully, anyway, mike got any1 tied up in ur garage?

look nigga ... hahaha...

[I37]

Wine in ur daqari? ... mine are filled with bacardi .. LOTS of it :woot :fucktard

yeah well at professional games they don't sale liquor just beer
so u gotta do with the wine thing ok :dumbass , lol

[LEASNIT]

yeah well at professional games they don't sale liquor just beer
so u gotta do with the wine thing ok :dumbass , lol

WEAK! :fucktard :bjspray

[Ashley_PBZ]

fuck it just drink a damn beer! :jerkit:

[LEASNIT]

I need a sprocket ... off nething.. I dont care... free preferbaly....

[Dan]

bitches.

[MikeM]

I don't care for those to much 2 or 3 is ok then after that, the taste is jsut not to good anymore
2 or 3 is as much as i drink anyway. they fill u up quick

[MikeM]

u guys are both punk bitches, smash on both u clowns, step to this homie..... wow didn't know it could feel good being an internet bully, anyway, mike got any1 tied up in ur garage?
shut up fag, yeah i got ur mom tied up in there right meow

[MikeM]

look nigga ... hahaha...
:drunkchee nigga please!!

[MikeM]

I need a sprocket ... off nething.. I dont care... free preferbaly....
i have some old sporckets u can have for free if u pay shipping

[AliKatR6]

good morning.


i don't know how if i leave at the same time every day my commute can be 20 minutes, 40 minutes or over a FREAKING hour. it is only 8 FUCKING miles.

this state is full of idiots. they should have done something about 80 a long time ago. does this state have no one capable of prior planning?

[MikeM]

good morning.


i don't know how if i leave at the same time every day my commute can be 20 minutes, 40 minutes or over a FREAKING hour. it is only 8 FUCKING miles.

this state is full of idiots. they should have done something about 80 a long time ago. does this state have no one capable of prior planning?
how can 1 plan for unregulated suburban sprawl?

[AliKatR6]

how can 1 plan for unregulated suburban sprawl?
it's just knowing that more people are going to be moving in...you need to adjust your road systems for it. it can be done but it seems the east is more concerned with building more houses and condos than trying to figure out ways to improve the roads.

you can't plan things perfectly, but for the amount of people here, the interstate systems leave much to be desired.

[AliKatR6]

i mean we can plan for disasters, military tactics, all kinds of things. whether it works is another story. you can plan for anything really...also you have past examples to work with to aid in that planning.

[scott3824]

It took me an hour to do my normal 30 minute drive ... my boss was not happy ... they changed construction around and shit was backed up and jacked up ....

wtf am i suppose to do leave an extra 30 minutes early every day just in case? f that

[AliKatR6]

It took me an hour to do my normal 30 minute drive ... my boss was not happy ... they changed construction around and shit was backed up and jacked up ....

wtf am i suppose to do leave an extra 30 minutes early every day just in case? f that
good morning sexy.

at least here they are cool with stuff like that. i mean if you are 2 hours late, they get a little pissy.

your bosses no longer have any sense of reason, they are in management.

[scott3824]

I need a sprocket ... off nething.. I dont care... free preferbaly....

wtf you need one for ... your bicycle? hahahaha

[scott3824]

good morning sexy.

at least here they are cool with stuff like that. i mean if you are 2 hours late, they get a little pissy.

your bosses no longer have any sense of reason, they are in management.

whats going on hot stuff

[AliKatR6]

whats going on hot stuff
not much, just another slow day at the office with nothing to do.

[Niner]

I need a sprocket ... off nething.. I dont care... free preferbaly....
For why?

[AliKatR6]

For why?
you might not want to know the answer to this question

[AliKatR6]

j/k

maybe he's trying to collect them and sell them for money

[Niner]

you might not want to know the answer to this question
True, but maybe if I promise him one he will call Borne back.

[I37]

wud up niggas

[AliKatR6]

True, but maybe if I promise him one he will call Borne back.
why don't you call Borne?

[Niner]

why don't you call Borne?
I don't need to set up a pick up time and place with Borne. It's a long story. I will tell it one post at a time if you wish.

[Dan]

im hear to waste time today.

[AliKatR6]

so Dan and my mom think a C will be too big for me.

[Dan]

I don't need to set up a pick up time and place with Borne. It's a long story. I will tell it one post at a time if you wish.
all at once or not at all bitch! :nono:

[AliKatR6]

I don't need to set up a pick up time and place with Borne. It's a long story. I will tell it one post at a time if you wish.
go ahead up your post count

i'm bored enough to not be annoyed by it

[scott3824]

so Dan and my mom think a C will be too big for me.

i think they are wrong

[AliKatR6]

all at once or not at all bitch! :nono:
sshhhhh pip squeak
i rank here

[Dan]

so Dan and my mom think a C will be too big for me.
then he shouldn't have the same name as me......you should say "the other dan" when referring to him on this board.....you could jeporadize my status with statements like that...but if your talking about banging dan...you can just say its me.

[Niner]

so Dan and my mom think a C will be too big for me.
I know a chick about your size who just got a full C. I'll let you know what I think when i see her next.

[Dan]

sshhhhh pip squeak
i rank here
:whocare:

[Niner]

go ahead up your post count

i'm bored enough to not be annoyed by it
Borne's girlfriend lives near the shop where Adam's boy is welding up my rear master.

[Dan]

I know a chick about your size who just got a full C. I'll let you know what I think when i see her next.
nobody wants to know what your man-chick boyfriends tits look like :fucktard

[AliKatR6]

i think they are wrong
i mean, yeah it will make buying clothes harder because i normally get s or xs shirts (no longer after this i guess), and dresses will be another problem.

my mom has issues like that, if the dress fits around the waist it is too small in the chest and if it fits the chest then it's too loose everywhere else.

[Dan]

Borne's girlfriend lives near the shop where Adam's boy is welding up my rear master.
if thats the long story.....you suck at storys.

[AliKatR6]

I know a chick about your size who just got a full C. I'll let you know what I think when i see her next.
yeah i don't even want a full C


i am 5'2" they will stand out for sure!

[Niner]

Borne stays at his girl'd house when he rides down here in the D which is about every night. Borne wants to borrow my headlight harness to diagnose a F4i he bought so I said I would lend it to him if he could drop off the master on his way.

[Dan]

yeah i don't even want a full C


i am 5'2" they will stand out for sure!
are you flexiable

[AliKatR6]

if thats the long story.....you suck at storys.
pull the tampon out of your ass




damn you are in a mood today.

[Niner]

But Borne's phone is ghetto and he can only get incoming calls. So Adam needs to call him to set up a time and place to meet to pick up the master.

[Dan]

pull the tampon out of your ass




damn you are in a mood today.
.....if you think is a "mood" from me today....daaaaaaaaamn you shoulda saw me at work...f-bombs were dropped to everyone

[Niner]

yeah i don't even want a full C


i am 5'2" they will stand out for sure!
Damn, I thought you were taller than that. Go small C large B.

[AliKatR6]

Borne stays at his girl'd house when he rides down here in the D which is about every night. Borne wants to borrow my headlight harness to diagnose a F4i he bought so I said I would lend it to him if he could drop off the master on his way.
ahh ok making sense now

[Niner]

.....if you think is a "mood" from me today....daaaaaaaaamn you shoulda saw me at work...f-bombs were dropped to everyone
Guess it isn't bring your little brat to work day there.

[AliKatR6]

Damn, I thought you were taller than that. Go small C large B.
nope i am pretty short.

i was thinking small C

that way it's worth my while.

[scott3824]

yeah i don't even want a full C


i am 5'2" they will stand out for sure!

I think you're initial decision is perfect for you, and I'm mainly an ass man.

[AliKatR6]

Guess it isn't bring your little brat to work day there.
i tried to bring my cat in one day. i mean he is cuter and more well behaved than actually human children but i was told he wasn't my "child"

[Niner]

ahh ok making sense now
Basically I can't ride until I can get the master fixed. I last rode over a week ago and I feel like a crack head who needs a fix.

[Dan]

Guess it isn't bring your little brat to work day there.
it is...but i work overnights...i got the fuck out before anyone with kids showed up

[AliKatR6]

I think you're initial decision is perfect for you, and I'm mainly an ass man.
i just have to make sure they will fit in this one shirt i have.

i already am going to have to give up one of my favorite shirts :(

i don't think there is a way a seamstress can do anything to make it fit and still look right.

[Niner]

nope i am pretty short.

i was thinking small C

that way it's worth my while.
Just get a large b and leave room to add more fluid later. You can mess around with the size now.

[AliKatR6]

i have always thought my ass was one of my best characteristics.

[Dan]

i wanna buy a chick like some g sized tittys...and just use em as a boxing bag.

[Dan]

i have always thought my ass was one of my best characteristics.
got any proof of it?

[AliKatR6]

Just get a large b and leave room to add more fluid later. You can mess around with the size now.
my boss was joking about getting inflatable ones and being able to adjust the size and how that would make monday's interesting.


i really think i want a small C. i also just don't want anything that would be too big and annoying when i work out since i really do like running and all that good stuff.

[Dan]

dr pepper changed their can.....what a bunch of assholes!

[AliKatR6]

got any proof of it?
not for you to see.

[Dan]

i really think i want a small C. i also just don't want anything that would be too big and annoying when i work out since i really do like running and all that good stuff.
maybe we should work out at the same gym.

[AliKatR6]

dr pepper changed their can.....what a bunch of assholes!
how does dr pepper changing their can affect you???? and why would that make them ass holes?


you really are hormonal today aren't you

[AliKatR6]

maybe we should work out at the same gym.
you can't get into the gym i work out at. sorry.

[Dan]

how does dr pepper changing their can affect you???? and why would that make them ass holes?


you really are hormonal today aren't you
you really feel like picking on my mood today....leave me alone! ms psychologist.

[AliKatR6]

you really feel like picking on my mood today....leave me alone! ms psychologist.
oh i'm like this to everyone, if they leave an opening i'll have at em.

and i'm an engineer hunny.

[AliKatR6]

so i get sex tomorrow, that is putting me in a good mood

[Dan]

oh i'm like this to everyone, if they leave an opening i'll have at em.

and i'm an engineer hunny.
I'm an asshole to everyone... it's me. its my styleeeeeeeeeeeeee.....

[AliKatR6]

I'm an asshole to everyone... it's me. its my styleeeeeeeeeeeeee.....
yeah that is sooo 3 years ago hun

[Dan]

yeah that is sooo 3 years ago hun
it aint my fault your older then me cupcake......

[I37]

so i get sex tomorrow, that is putting me in a good mood

mk

[Dan]

mk
you should tell scott, the contract he's trying to make me sign sucks donkey dick and monkey balls...and he should stop being a cock snuffer!

[scott3824]

i have always thought my ass was one of my best characteristics.

what a coincidence ... :yes:

can't wait to see it in person .... and give it a slap

[AliKatR6]

it aint my fault your older then me cupcake......
age has nothing to do with when "styles" become passe'

[AliKatR6]

what a coincidence ... :yes:

can't wait to see it in person .... and give it a slap
yeah right you're gonna try to bite it.

[Dan]

age has nothing to do with when "styles" become passe'
don't use fancy words on me to try and knock me off track....i get it already...you hate me...its ok cupcake e veryone does...move along.

[scott3824]

so i get sex tomorrow, that is putting me in a good mood

lucky

[AliKatR6]

don't use fancy words on me to try and knock me off track....i get it already...you hate me...its ok cupcake e veryone does...move along.
i don't hate you my dear, i just like to be fiesty and give everyone shit


sometimes i go off on Niner. although i'm pretty much always nice to Scott and Mike

[scott3824]

you should tell scott, the contract he's trying to make me sign sucks donkey dick and monkey balls...and he should stop being a cock snuffer!

deal with it ... you cant walk in to the big leagues demanding shit

[Dan]

i don't hate you my dear, i just like to be fiesty and give everyone shit


sometimes i go off on Niner. although i'm pretty much always nice to Scott and Mike
niner loves penis. scott is a non negotiable bitchass, mike likes to tie people up and do stuff that only god knows whats going on......me, im a loveable 20 year old kid....love me cupcake love me

[AliKatR6]

lucky
i'll be even luckier if his bosses will let him change his schedule to be 4 days a week, then he moves in and i see him 5 days instead of 2

sooo much sex for me. but i don't know when that will be. :(

[scott3824]

yeah right you're gonna try to bite it.

eventually yes

[Dan]

deal with it ... you cant walk in to the big leagues demanding shit
buy me a case of dr pepper...wait...make it mt dew. and a few hamburgers during the weekend...and we got a deal

[AliKatR6]

niner loves penis. scott is a non negotiable bitchass, mike likes to tie people up and do stuff that only god knows whats going on......me, im a loveable 20 year old kid....love me cupcake love me
scott is soooo not a bitchass.

and i think he likes tying people up too, if anyone would let him

[scott3824]

i'll be even luckier if his bosses will let him change his schedule to be 4 days a week, then he moves in and i see him 5 days instead of 2

sooo much sex for me. but i don't know when that will be. :(

glad to hear you're excited

[Dan]

scott is soooo not a bitchass.

and i think he likes tying people up too, if anyone would let him
niner you notice she didnt disagree with you loving the penis! HAHAHAHH

[AliKatR6]

eventually yes
can i put my hands up your shirt and run my finger nails down your back on sight???????

[AliKatR6]

glad to hear you're excited
oh fuck honey i'm always excited when i know i'm gonna get some!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


but i would be more excited say if it was you.

[scott3824]

buy me a case of dr pepper...wait...make it mt dew. and a few hamburgers during the weekend...and we got a deal

3 cans of mt.dew and 2 burgers off our grill

[Dan]

oh fuck honey i'm always excited when i know i'm gonna get some!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


but i would be more excited say if it was you.
:offtopic:

[AliKatR6]

niner you notice she didnt disagree with you loving the penis! HAHAHAHH
if i always defend Niner i can't mess with him.


but he knows i like him

[Dan]

3 cans of mt.dew and 2 burgers off our grill
3 2 liters and 4 hamburgers! high quality meat too, none of that genric dieseased cow shit burgers!

[scott3824]

oh fuck honey i'm always excited when i know i'm gonna get some!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


but i would be more excited say if it was you.

thats my girl :whipping http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y107/scott3824/bananas.gif

[AliKatR6]

:offtopic:
that is not off topic.

we always talk dirty and about sex here hun

[scott3824]

3 2 liters and 4 hamburgers! high quality meat too, none of that genric dieseased cow shit burgers!

nope we buy the 30 pack of pre-packed burgers ...

[AliKatR6]

3 2 liters and 4 hamburgers! high quality meat too, none of that genric dieseased cow shit burgers!
do you plan on eating that in 1 sitting?

[Dan]

nope we buy the 30 pack of pre-packed burgers ...
we got a deal!.....and i get a cool fake name.......ummmmmmmmmm...hmmmm lemme think

[Dan]

do you plan on eating that in 1 sitting?
hey i maybe "fat" but i aint that fat..damn.....

[scott3824]

scott is soooo not a bitchass.

and i think he likes tying people up too, if anyone would let him

yes i like getting rough

[Niner]

if i always defend Niner i can't mess with him.


but he knows i like him
Thanks.....I think.

[scott3824]

can i put my hands up your shirt and run my finger nails down your back on sight???????

that may cause me to rip your clothes off and ravage you in return

[AliKatR6]

yes i like getting rough
mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
rough is good!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[AliKatR6]

Thanks.....I think.
it's a compliment hun

:gpimp

[scott3824]

we got a deal!.....and i get a cool fake name.......ummmmmmmmmm...hmmmm lemme think

oh btw i dont buy 2 liters ... you get 4 cans out of our cooler ... and i dont normally drink pop so its gonna be someone elses so i don't really care

[AliKatR6]

that may cause me to rip your clothes off and ravage you in return
yeah that's kinda why i would do it

[Dan]

oh btw i dont buy 2 liters ... you get 4 cans out of our cooler ... and i dont normally drink pop so its gonna be someone elses so i don't really care
now your just trying to hustle me!

[Niner]

So who wants to get drunk this weekend??

[MikeM]

nope we buy the 30 pack of pre-packed burgers ...
ga'bage

[AliKatR6]

oh btw i dont buy 2 liters ... you get 4 cans out of our cooler ... and i dont normally drink pop so its gonna be someone elses so i don't really care
yea someone else who says "pop"


i mainly drink water. boring huh, but i don't see the point in all the extra calories that pop has

[MikeM]

So who wants to get drunk this weekend??
not me

[Dan]

yea someone else who says "pop"


i mainly drink water. boring huh, but i don't see the point in all the extra calories that pop has
people who say soda should be stabbed repeatedly.

[MikeM]

yea someone else who says "pop"


i mainly drink water. boring huh, but i don't see the point in all the extra calories that pop has
they give you more energy to burn

[AliKatR6]

So who wants to get drunk this weekend??
i do!!!!!!!!!!

and then i want to...yeah ok we won't go there.

[Niner]

yea someone else who says "pop"


i mainly drink water. boring huh, but i don't see the point in all the extra calories that pop has
Everyone in this area says pop. Western new york, northern Ohio and all of Michigan.

[scott3824]

mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
rough is good!!!!!!!!!!!!!

do you have a headboard?

[I37]

wtf gone for 5 min and already 3 pages, like woah niggas

[MikeM]

people who say soda should be stabbed repeatedly.
i'll stab your eye socket with my dick

[AliKatR6]

they give you more energy to burn
eh, that's ok i have enough energy.

[Dan]

wtf gone for 5 min and already 3 pages, like woah niggas
mikem's gonna stab you for using his word "nigga"

[scott3824]

now your just trying to hustle me!

just keepin it real .... nigga

[Niner]

i'll stab your eye socket with my dick
That's pretty gay.

[MikeM]

Everyone in this area says pop. Western new york, northern Ohio and all of Michigan.
yeah u guys are weird about that

[Dan]

i'll stab your eye socket with my dick
i will make you lick a fat chicks ass after taco bell!

[AliKatR6]

do you have a headboard?
yes.

but if you want to hook up shackels to it, you'd have to drill them in.

[I37]

do you have a headboard?
I've broken one already, well the whole bed , so said fuck it put my box spring and matress on the floor, better leverage when u have her doggy and u can stand up, plus mine is a feather bed, so its pretty much pimp, LOL

[MikeM]

That's pretty gay.
skullfucking isnt a sexual thing nigga, so therefore its not gay

[scott3824]

So who wants to get drunk this weekend??

gotta do essers roof on his house this weekend ...

[Dan]

skullfucking isnt a sexual thing nigga, so therefore its not gay
:rotfl:

[AliKatR6]

I've broken one already, well the whole bed , so said fuck it put my box spring and matress on the floor, better leverage when u have her doggy and u can stand up, plus mine is a feather bed, so its pretty much pimp, LOL
my friend hooked up with one of my old co-workers and they broke his bed.

i have a platform type bed so i don't have a box spring

[MikeM]

i will make you lick a fat chicks ass after taco bell!
pfft, i do that every time i eat taco bell

[MikeM]

yes.

but if you want to hook up shackels to it, you'd have to drill them in.
My bed has Eye bolts already bloted on for some reason. too bad i cant even remember the last time they were used

[scott3824]

yea someone else who says "pop"


i mainly drink water. boring huh, but i don't see the point in all the extra calories that pop has

i like gatorade and vitamin water

[MikeM]

I've broken one already, well the whole bed , so said fuck it put my box spring and matress on the floor, better leverage when u have her doggy and u can stand up, plus mine is a feather bed, so its pretty much pimp, LOL
any stock bed needs crossbracing

[scott3824]

ga'bage

its easeier when out of town and grilling quickly for a lot of people

[AliKatR6]

my bed needs those i think.

[Dan]

i like gatorade and vitamin water
you drink formula 50 dont you fag.

[MikeM]

my friend hooked up with one of my old co-workers and they broke his bed.

i have a platform type bed so i don't have a box spring
my old bed had so much bracing elephants could fuck on it. I used 2x6's
now i finally have a double

[scott3824]

yeah u guys are weird about that

what do you call it?

[MikeM]

my bed needs those i think.
braces, or eye bolts?

[AliKatR6]

its easeier when out of town and grilling quickly for a lot of people
yeah i hear that.

when i'm cooking for myself and a smaller group of people i get the real shit and make hamburgers up myself...

when i threw my graduation party, we got the premade stuff, but not the frozen kind, those i won't buy no matter what.

[AliKatR6]

braces, or eye bolts?
eye bolts.

[MikeM]

what do you call it?
soda, like 80% of the country calls it

[Dan]

angus ground beef. bitches

[scott3824]

my bed needs those i think.

your bed needs me

[AliKatR6]

your bed needs me
that's the truth!

[MikeM]

eye bolts.
get 3/8" or bigger, otherwise handcuffs wont fit through them nicely

[Miss Chievous]

soda, like 80% of the country calls it
its pop, not soda :patriot:

[scott3824]

you drink formula 50 dont you fag.

uh no. I do drink Sobe No Fear a lot though, bitch

[Dan]

uh no. I do drink Sobe No Fear a lot though, bitch
sobe's on sale 10 for 10 dollars right now!

[Dan]

its pop, not soda :patriot:
you call it jizz! :teacher: