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scott3824
04-27-2006, 10:06 AM
my old bed had so much bracing elephants could fuck on it. I used 2x6's
now i finally have a double
I have a Pillow top King .... its nice
AliKatR6
04-27-2006, 10:07 AM
get 3/8" or bigger, otherwise handcuffs wont fit through them nicely
that's gonna be fun to explain
Honey, we need to go to lowes and get eye bolts for the bed so you can chain me up.
i'm not sure what he'll say but i think he will either like or tell me i'm crazy. i'm not sure he's really as freaky as i am. i should just ask and find out. he never seemed to be so i never mentioned it before.
scott3824
04-27-2006, 10:07 AM
soda, like 80% of the country calls it
pfffttt ... :bs:
MikeM
04-27-2006, 10:08 AM
ok new thread
http://www.stuntusa.com/forums/showthread.php?p=395354#post395354
AliKatR6
04-27-2006, 10:08 AM
i do want to get a new mattress. i really just want to buy one of those beds from Westin. they are great to sleep on.
Miss Chievous
04-27-2006, 10:08 AM
you call it jizz! :teacher:
:whywait
kidding!
Niner
04-27-2006, 10:08 AM
its pop, not soda :patriot:
Western New York....
Niner
04-27-2006, 10:09 AM
sobe's on sale 10 for 10 dollars right now!
Damn, there goes this paycheck....
scott3824
04-27-2006, 10:09 AM
i'm not sure what he'll say but i think he will either like or tell me i'm crazy. i'm not sure he's really as freaky as i am. i should just ask and find out. he never seemed to be so i never mentioned it before.
you don't know by now?!?
I would have had you choking me the first night.
LEASNIT
04-27-2006, 10:09 AM
i have some old sporckets u can have for free if u pay shipping
Sweet, lemme know shipping to 48315 ... while hammering down a fifth of bacardi last nite I got some interior ideas for my truck ....
Sweet, lemme know shipping to 48315 ... while hammering down a fifth of bacardi last nite I got some interior ideas for my truck ....
:dumbass
Miss Chievous
04-27-2006, 10:10 AM
Western New York....
damn straight :claps :hearteyed
LEASNIT
04-27-2006, 10:10 AM
little FYI ... it's POP!
wtf u northerners say pop, down here its called coke, just get me a coke, ok what kind, thats how do it, not pop or soda, I'll pop u in the face with my cock and tatoo a mushroom on ur forehead if u say that in fron tof me
Miss Chievous
04-27-2006, 10:12 AM
little FYI ... it's POP!
see leasnit knows whats up :woot
AliKatR6
04-27-2006, 10:13 AM
you don't know by now?!?
I would have had you choking me the first night.
had him choke me before, but for some reason he seems more reserved than i am.
Miss Chievous
04-27-2006, 10:13 AM
wtf u northerners say pop, down here its called coke, just get me a coke, ok what kind, thats how do it, not pop or soda, I'll pop u in the face with my cock and tatoo a mushroom on ur forehead if u say that in fron tof me
damn jay, wa to let your true emotions out there :check:
scott3824
05-24-2006, 01:20 PM
doris ....
*DoRiS*
05-24-2006, 01:42 PM
doris ....
lmgdao two can play, but in the threads wont just be your name, I will reveal the secrets you have told me through the years!
lmgdao two can play, but in the threads wont just be your name, I will reveal the secrets you have told me through the years!
ahhhh shit ownage
scott3824
05-24-2006, 01:45 PM
lmgdao two can play, but in the threads wont just be your name, I will reveal the secrets you have told me through the years!
I wanna share more than secrets with you .....
*DoRiS*
05-24-2006, 01:46 PM
I wanna share more than secrets with you .....
you wanna break bread together?
scott3824
05-24-2006, 01:47 PM
you wanna break bread together?
Are you quoting church songs to me?
MikeM
05-24-2006, 02:15 PM
:popcorn:
yo let me get some popcorn nigga
yo let me get some popcorn nigga
k nigga
scott3824
05-24-2006, 02:31 PM
you wanna break bread together?
actually I decided i wanna bake it with you .... :nudge:
*DoRiS*
05-24-2006, 04:40 PM
actually I decided i wanna bake it with you .... :nudge:
I changed my mind... lets be hamburgers... you can be the bun, and I will be the burger girl, together we can make sandwhiches
scott3824
05-24-2006, 04:53 PM
I changed my mind... lets be hamburgers... you can be the bun, and I will be the burger girl, together we can make sandwhiches
So make your thighs like butter - easy to spread, and we can make sandwiches.
So make your thighs like butter - easy to spread, and we can make sandwiches.
samiches
ElJefe
05-25-2006, 12:04 PM
A man breaks into a house and has just escaped from jail and order the man to sit in a chair. he ties the man down and gets on the bed with the guys wife and starts kissing her. soon he goes into the bathroom. the guy says honey do what he wants or he will kill us and be strong. the wife says when he was beside me he asked if we had any vasiline and i told him it was in the bathroom and he wasn't kissing me he said he liked men. Be strong honey :hammer
Miss Chievous
05-25-2006, 12:06 PM
Knock knock.....
whose thurr
MikeM
06-13-2006, 12:24 PM
whose thurr
Orange
Orange a glad I didnt say bananna?
Niner
06-26-2006, 09:42 PM
Orange
Orange a glad I didnt say bananna?
Yes.
MikeM
06-26-2006, 09:42 PM
Yes.
LOL
beckybBITCHES
06-26-2006, 10:02 PM
Orange
Orange a glad I didnt say bananna?
:banghead: i can't believe you jsut said that
MikeM
06-26-2006, 11:25 PM
:banghead: i can't believe you jsut said that
shuddup geek
beckybBITCHES
06-26-2006, 11:28 PM
shuddup geek
wtf, ok computer nerd
Niner
06-29-2006, 11:41 AM
wtf, ok computer nerd
Becky is a joke.
beckybBITCHES
06-29-2006, 11:41 AM
Becky is a joke.
I AM! :blabla:
MikeM
06-29-2006, 11:56 AM
lol GOOD ONE
Niner
06-29-2006, 12:22 PM
lol GOOD ONE
Yup. :band
Zuki750
06-29-2006, 04:56 PM
Post
MikeM
08-08-2006, 03:58 PM
scoot likes sweaty men
scott3824
08-08-2006, 04:11 PM
woah motha fucka ... im not the one that goes frolicking through the river with other males at night