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MikeM
04-24-2006, 09:46 AM
post up jokes you got from other sites and shit

MikeM
04-24-2006, 09:47 AM
got this from tssb

A GUY AND A GIRL MEET AT A BAR. THEY GET ALONG SO WELL THAT THEY DECIDE TO GO TO THE GIRL'S PLACE.

A FEW DRINKS LATER, THE GUY TAKES OFF HIS SHIRT AND THEN WASHES HIS HANDS. HE THEN TAKES OFF HIS TROUSERS AND WASHES HIS HANDS AGAIN.

THE GIRL HAS BEEN WATCHING HIM AND SAYS, "YOU MUST BE A DENTIST."

THE GUY, SURPRISED, SAYS, "YES, HOW DID YOU FIGURE THAT OUT?"

EASY", SHE REPLIED, "YOU KEEP WASHING YOUR HANDS."

ONE THING LED TO ANOTHER AND THEY MAKE LOVE.

AFTER THEY ARE DONE, THE GIRL SAYS, "YOU MUST BE A GOOD DENTIST."

THE GUY, NOW WITH A BOOSTED EGO, SAYS, "SURE, I AM A GOOD DENTIST.
HOW DID YOU FIGURE THAT OUT?"

THE GIRL REPLIES....... "I DIDN'T FEEL A THING."

dHERZ
04-24-2006, 10:55 AM
hahaha nice one

TongWoo
04-24-2006, 10:57 AM
Hahaha!

I37
04-24-2006, 11:14 AM
40 Years Together

A woman awakes during the night to find that her
husband was not in their bed. She puts on her robe
and goes downstairs to look for him.

She finds him sitting at the dining room table with
a cup of coffee in front of him. He appears deep in
thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he
wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of coffee.

"What's the matter, dear?" she whispers as she steps
into the room.
"Why are you down here at this time of night?"

The husband looks up, "Do you remember 40 years
ago when we were dating, and you were only 18?"
he asks solemnly.
The wife is touched to tears thinking that her husband
is so caring and sensitive.

"Yes, I do," she replies.

The husband pauses. The words are not coming easily.
"Do you remember when your mother caught us behind
the couch making love?"

"Yes, I remember." says the wife, lowering herself into
a chair beside him.

The husband continues..."Do you remember when she
shoved a shotgun in my face and said, 'Either you marry
my daughter, or I will send you to jail for 40 years?'"

"I remember that, too." she replies softly.
He wipes another tear from his cheek and says,
"I would have gotten out today

I37
04-24-2006, 11:16 AM
A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks. After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his shirt pocket, then orders the bartender to prepare another double martini. After he finishes that it, he again peeks inside his shirt pocket and orders the bartender to bring another double martini. The bartender says, "Look, buddy, I'll bring ya' martinis all night long - but you gotta tell me why you look inside your shirt pocket before you order a refill." The customer replies, "I'm peeking at a photo of my wife. When she starts to look good, I know it's time to go home."

I37
04-24-2006, 11:17 AM
A woman in the bar says that she wants to have plastic surgery to enlarge her breasts. Her husband tells her, "Hey, you don't need surgery to do that. I know how to do it without surgery."

The lady asks, "How do I do it without surgery?"

"Just rub toilet paper between them."

Startled the lady asks, "How does that make them bigger?"

"I don't know, but it worked for your ass."

I37
04-24-2006, 11:17 AM
A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. After a few more he needs to go to the can. He doesn't want anyone to steal his drink so he puts a sign on it saying, "I spat in this beer, do not drink!". After a few minutes he returns and there is another sign next to his beer saying, "So did I!"

I37
04-24-2006, 11:19 AM
A man limps into a bar with a cane and alligator. The bartender stops him and says "Hold on a second here - you can't bring that animal in here, they aren't allowed!" So the man says, "But my gator here does a really cool trick..."

The bartender says "Well then, lets see!" So the man whips out his dick and shoves it in the gators mouth. He then takes his cane and starts bashing the gator in the head with it. A crowd gathers around and everyone is astonished when he pulls out his dick without a single scratch.

He looks around at the crowd and says, "Does anyone else want to try?" An old lady raises her hand and says..."Sure, but don't hit me with that stick."

I37
04-24-2006, 11:22 AM
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking, the monkey starts jumping all over the place. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them, then grabs some sliced limes and eats them,then jumps up on the pool table, grabs the cue ball, sticks it in his mouth and swallows it whole.

The bartender screams at the guy, "Did you see what your monkey just did?" The guy says, "No, what?" "He just ate the cue ball off my pool table - whole!" says the bartender. "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replies the patron. "He eats everything in sight, the little twerp. I'll pay for the cue ball and stuff." He finishes his drink, pays his bill, and leaves. Two weeks later he's in the bar again, and he has his monkey with him. He orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar again.

While the man is drinking, the monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and eats it. The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey did now?" "Now what?" asks the patron. "Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry up his butt, then pulled it out and ate it!" says the barkeeper.

"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replies the patron. "He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he ate that damn cue ball he measures everything first!"

MikeM
04-24-2006, 11:24 AM
A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks. After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his shirt pocket, then orders the bartender to prepare another double martini. After he finishes that it, he again peeks inside his shirt pocket and orders the bartender to bring another double martini. The bartender says, "Look, buddy, I'll bring ya' martinis all night long - but you gotta tell me why you look inside your shirt pocket before you order a refill." The customer replies, "I'm peeking at a photo of my wife. When she starts to look good, I know it's time to go home."
ahahahahhah

lmao at that one

I37
04-24-2006, 11:25 AM
A new guy in town walks into a bar and reads a sign that hangs over the bar... FREE BEER! FREE BEER FOR THE PERSON WHO CAN PASS THE TEST! So the guy asks the bartender what the test is.

Bartender replies "Well, first you have to drink that whole gallon of pepper tequila, the WHOLE thing at once and you can't make a face while doing it. Second, there's a 'gator out back with a sore tooth...you have to remove it with your bare hands. Third, there's a woman up-stairs who's never had an orgasm. You gotta make things right for her." The guy says, "Well, as much as I would love free beer, I won't do it. You have to be nuts to drink a gallon of pepper tequila and then get crazier from there.

Well, as time goes on and the man drinks a few, he asks, "Wherez zat teeqeelah?"

He grabs the gallon of tequilla with both hands, and downs it with a big slurp and tears streaming down his face. Next, he staggers out back and soon all the people inside hear the most frightening roaring and thumping, then silence. The man staggers back into the bar, his shirt ripped and big scratches all over his body.

"Now" he says "Where's that woman with the sore tooth?"

I37
04-24-2006, 11:27 AM
Two drunks had just gotten thrown out of the bar and are walking down the street when they come across this dog, sitting on the curb, licking his balls. They stand there watching and after a while one of them says, " I sure wish I could do that!"

The other one looks at him and says, "Well, I think I'd pet him first".

scott3824
04-24-2006, 11:28 AM
Here ya go Mike ...

Three women were sitting around talking about their husbands'performance as a lover.

The first woman says "My Husband works as a marriage counsellor. He always buys me flowers and candy before we make love. I like that."

The second woman says, "My husband is a motorcycle mechanic. He likes to play rough and slaps me around sometimes. I kinda like that."

The third woman just shakes her head and says, "My husband works for Microsoft. He just sits on the edge of the bed and tells me how great it's going to be when I get it."

scott3824
04-24-2006, 11:29 AM
This woman goes to her husband.
"The car has a flat tire" she told him.

"Does it look like I have 'fire stone' written on my head?" he replied.

"Ugh" she walked outta the room.

The next day when her husband walked in from work she said.

"The dish washer down." She told him.

"Does it look like I have 'whirlpool' written on my forehead?"

"Ugh"

The next her husband came home and asked her.

"How did u get this stuff done?"

"The guy next door told me he'd fix them if I gave him a blow job or if I baked him a cake."

"Oh what kinda cake did ya bake him?" he asked her.

"Does it look like I have Betty Crocker written on my forehead?"

MikeM
04-24-2006, 11:32 AM
hahahah keep em cummin

I37
04-24-2006, 11:33 AM
One night a man was getting very drunk in a pub. He staggered back to take a piss, whipping his prick out as he went in the door. However, he had wandered into the ladies room by mistake, surprising a woman sitting on the can, "This is for ladies!" she screamed. The drunk waved his dick at her and said "So is this!"

scott3824
04-24-2006, 11:34 AM
How can you tell if your wife is dead?

Sex is the same but the dishes are stacking up in the sink!

scott3824
04-24-2006, 11:35 AM
What's the difference between your wife and your job?

After 5 years your job will still suck.

scott3824
04-24-2006, 11:36 AM
A man is walking down the street and he sees a sign that catches his eye:

"Cheese Sandwich: $1.50; Handjob: $10.00."

Intrigued, he walks inside the tavern and spots an exceptionally beautiful blonde woman behind the counter. He looks at her, and she smiles back, knowingly.

"Are you the one who gives the handjobs?" he whispers.

"Yes," she purrs, "I am."

He looks at her and responds: "Well then wash your hands because I want a cheese sandwich!"

scott3824
04-24-2006, 11:38 AM
There's this man taking a walk around the red light district and he passes a whorehouse with a blinking sign saying: "The Hooker With Three Breasts...". The man get's just a little interested and thinks: "Well... that could be a once-in-a-lifetime experience." So he goes in and walks up to the man behind the counter. "I'd like to see the hooker with the three breasts," he says.

"Are you sure you can afford that... It'll cost you a thousand dollars," the pimp replies. But, the man is too exited, pulls his wallet and pays him the money. So, he's taken up three stairs to a little room in the back of the house and when he opens the room... there she is. The room is dark, but as he comes closer he sees it... three breasts! And so the man absolutely has the night of his life.

The next day the man walks past that same whorehouse and thinking of the night before and the time he had, he goes in and pays the pimp another thousand dollars. Again, he goes up three stairs to that little dark room in the back of the house. And as the day before, she lies there waiting.

But, as he walks up to the hooker, he sees that something is wrong... "Hey! You had three breasts yesterday," he says after which she smiles and says, "What did you expect honey... you can only suck out a boil like that once!"

Miss Chievous
04-24-2006, 11:38 AM
whats the speed limit of sex?


68, because at 69 you have to turn around.



why does a penis have a hole at the end of it?


So men can be open-minded.

I37
04-24-2006, 11:40 AM
I like this one: fucks with the cops


One night, a police officer was stalking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible violations of the driving under the influence laws. At closing time, he saw a fellow stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb, and try his keys on five different cars before he found his. Then, sat in the front seat fumbling around with his keys for several minutes. Everyone left the bar and drove off. Finally, he started his engine and began to pull away.

The police officer was waiting for him. He stopped the driver, read him his rights and administered the Breathalyzer test. The results showed a reading of 0.0. The puzzled officer demanded to know how that could be. The driver replied, "Tonight, I'm the Designated Decoy."

MikeM
04-24-2006, 11:41 AM
He looks at her and responds: "Well then wash your hands because I want a cheese sandwich!"
ahahaha roffling

MikeM
04-24-2006, 11:42 AM
what a good thread for me to whore in

I37
04-24-2006, 11:42 AM
A koala walks into a bar one night, slams his paw down on the table, and orders a drink. When he's done, slam goes his paw again for more. This goes on for about half an hour, and just when he was going to do it again, the barkeep told him if he was looking for a good time, there was some one in the back room who could help him, the koala decides why not and goes into the back room. There he meets a prostitute who is waiting for him. That night he has the best sex he has ever had. After the prostitute turns to the koala and says, "How about my money," the koala looked confused and the prostitute brought out a dictionary and it said...PROSTITUTE: Has sex for money.

So in response the koala turn to the definition for the koala and it says. KOALA: Eats bush and leaves.

I37
04-24-2006, 11:43 AM
One sunny day in Ireland, two men were sitting in a pub, drinking some Guinness, when one turns to the other and says "You see that man over there? He looks just like me! I think I'm gonna go over there and talk to him." So, he goes over to the man and taps him on the shoulder. "Excuse me sir," he starts, "but I noticed you look just like me!" The second man turns around and says "Yeah, I noticed the same thing, where you from?", "I'm from Dublin", second man stunned says, "Me too! What street do you live on?", "McCarthy street", second man replies, "Me too! What number is it?", the first man announces, "162", second man shocked says, "Me too! What are your parents names?", first man replies, "Connor and Shannon", second man awestruck says, "Mine too! This is unbelievable!"

So, they buy some more Guinness and they're talking some more when the bartenders change shifts. The new bartender comes in and goes up to the other bartender and asks "What's new today?" "Oh, the Murphy twins are drunk again."

MikeM
04-24-2006, 11:45 AM
Anybody see Silent Hill?

Miss Chievous
04-24-2006, 11:47 AM
Anybody see Silent Hill?
nope :whywait

I37
04-24-2006, 11:48 AM
A woman walks into a bar with her 5 pound Chihuahua and sits down next to this guy, whom she notices is feeling a little bit queasy. A few minutes go buy and the guy looks at her and blows his chunks. He looks down and sees the little dog struggling in a pool of vomit and says, "Whoa, I don't remember eating that!"

I37
04-24-2006, 11:48 AM
Anybody see Silent Hill?

I was gonna go, is it any good?

MikeM
04-24-2006, 11:52 AM
I was gonna go, is it any good?
same here

i dont know, thats why im asking

I37
04-24-2006, 11:53 AM
same here

i dont know, thats why im asking

cool

I have a meeting at 1230....

MikeM
04-24-2006, 12:06 PM
cool

I have a meeting at 1230....
whats todays meeting on?

I37
04-24-2006, 12:10 PM
whats todays meeting on?

safety stuff, have a general safety meeting once a month, n then the supervisors gotta meet up after this one, and talk about lil odds and ends for about 5-10 minutes, then talk about what we did this weekend or whats up for about 30-45, then schedule a meeting to make another meeting, just bullshit stuff....

I37
04-24-2006, 12:13 PM
u know whats funny is my mom worked here for about 18 yrs, got me this job, n Ive worked here for about 7 1/2 yrs, been a supervisor/ step up general foreman for about 4 1/2 yrs... don't ask how i became, they just said I was qualified. so yeah I guess, and I was on the saefty committee for a year, yeah go figure.......

MikeM
04-24-2006, 12:13 PM
safety stuff, have a general safety meeting once a month, n then the supervisors gotta meet up after this one, and talk about lil odds and ends for about 5-10 minutes, then talk about what we did this weekend or whats up for about 30-45, then schedule a meeting to make another meeting, just bullshit stuff....
do you have to go through sarbanes-oxley bullshit every year at your company?

I37
04-24-2006, 12:14 PM
do you have to go through sarbanes-oxley bullshit every year at your company?

nope

I37
04-24-2006, 12:15 PM
anyway I'll catch up with u hoodlums lata, meeting time....

MikeM
04-24-2006, 12:19 PM
anyway I'll catch up with u hoodlums lata, meeting time....
play some meeting bingo

scott3824
04-24-2006, 01:03 PM
what a good thread for me to whore in

me too

scott3824
04-24-2006, 01:05 PM
play some meeting bingo

http://www.codeproject.com/html/meetingbingo.asp

scott3824
04-24-2006, 01:05 PM
do you have to go through sarbanes-oxley bullshit every year at your company?

i bet he does but doesn't realize it .... he works at a big company

Ashley_PBZ
04-24-2006, 01:22 PM
A woman walks into a bar with her 5 pound Chihuahua and sits down next to this guy, whom she notices is feeling a little bit queasy. A few minutes go buy and the guy looks at her and blows his chunks. He looks down and sees the little dog struggling in a pool of vomit and says, "Whoa, I don't remember eating that!"


aww!!! that poor dog!! lol... its a good one but i love chihuahuas!

I37
04-24-2006, 01:32 PM
play some meeting bingo

wtf is meeting bingo, that sounds funny

I37
04-24-2006, 01:35 PM
whats todays meeting on?

by the way it was just on confined spaces.....shit i already know

MikeM
04-24-2006, 03:28 PM
i bet he does but doesn't realize it .... he works at a big company
you gotta do that shit too, right? fukkin hate sox training

MikeM
04-24-2006, 03:29 PM
wtf is meeting bingo, that sounds funny
oh it is, its easier to get away with at dial-in meetings

MikeM
04-24-2006, 03:31 PM
oh it is, its easier to get away with at dial-in meetings
you set up a 5x5 grid on a piece of paper, just like bingo
then you put 25 buzzwords in the squares

for buzzwords, u pick words that your boss uses alot, but dont actually mean anything

teamwork
synnergy
communication
overtime

When your boss(or the meeting coordinator) says one of the words, you put a penny in that square. who ever gets 5 pennys in a row wins the game

MikeM
04-24-2006, 03:31 PM
by the way it was just on confined spaces.....shit i already know
what about confined spaces? chemical fumes and shit like that?

scott3824
04-24-2006, 03:43 PM
you gotta do that shit too, right? fukkin hate sox training

yeah ... shits annoying

MikeM
04-24-2006, 03:49 PM
u gotta stop crashing son

I37
04-24-2006, 04:21 PM
what about confined spaces? chemical fumes and shit like that?

yup jsut bullshit i already know, same thing all the time every year,

MikeM
04-24-2006, 05:10 PM
yup jsut bullshit i already know, same thing all the time every year,
pay a mexican $3 to go for you next year

MikeM
04-24-2006, 11:31 PM
Mike420F3: ok im going to bed now cuz ur not turning me on at all
Sup Ese: sorry

I37
04-25-2006, 07:21 AM
:bunk

MikeM
04-25-2006, 07:27 AM
:bunk
mornin nigga

I37
04-25-2006, 07:35 AM
mornin nigga

sup nigga, what it do?

so I c u and pee had a lil convo, what happened, she cock teasing u again?

scott3824
04-25-2006, 07:35 AM
my niggas

scott3824
04-25-2006, 07:36 AM
u gotta stop crashing son

who me??

I37
04-25-2006, 07:37 AM
Last night I rode street sick, I hadnt ridden street like that in a while.... I mean I ride alot, but got chased last night....

scott3824
04-25-2006, 07:38 AM
Last night I rode street sick, I hadnt ridden street like that in a while.... I mean I ride alot, but got chased last night....

nice ... chases are good every once in a while

I37
04-25-2006, 07:43 AM
nice ... chases are good every once in a while

yeah no doubt, chased me for about 5 min, then it was over.....

MikeM
04-25-2006, 07:57 AM
sup nigga, what it do?

so I c u and pee had a lil convo, what happened, she cock teasing u again?
im tryin to get her to giv eme some

MikeM
04-25-2006, 07:58 AM
who me??
yeah

MikeM
04-25-2006, 07:58 AM
nice ... chases are good every once in a while
I dont even bother running now. stupid sprocket

MikeM
04-25-2006, 07:59 AM
Last night I rode street sick, I hadnt ridden street like that in a while.... I mean I ride alot, but ....
haha dont post about it on apublic board dude

I37
04-25-2006, 08:05 AM
haha dont post about it on apublic board dude

doesn't bother me at all, like they're gonna know it was me, like that particular cop is thinking Im going to SUSA, its just boards..... I bet 90% of this board that rides has ran....

I37
04-25-2006, 08:06 AM
im tryin to get her to giv eme some

it is not gonna happen, and u know that

MikeM
04-25-2006, 09:25 AM
doesn't bother me at all, like they're gonna know it was me, like that particular cop is thinking Im going to SUSA, its just boards..... I bet 90% of this board that rides has ran....you never know, cops can be real sneaky

I37
04-25-2006, 09:26 AM
you never know, cops can be real sneaky

so can I, LOL

MikeM
04-25-2006, 09:27 AM
it is not gonna happen, and u know that
I know, thats what makes it fun

MikeM
04-25-2006, 09:28 AM
so can I, LOL
I cant. Ive tried but i suck at it

I37
04-25-2006, 09:39 AM
I cant. Ive tried but i suck at it

ur a ninja, use ur ninjaness, w/e the fuck that means....

I37
04-25-2006, 09:40 AM
I dont even bother running now. stupid sprocket

go back to stock, u can still do lots

Dan
04-25-2006, 09:44 AM
go back to stock, u can still do lots
then he wont top out at 55 mph...whats the fun in that?

MikeM
04-25-2006, 09:45 AM
ur a ninja, use ur ninjaness, w/e the fuck that means....
that only works when its dark out

MikeM
04-25-2006, 09:46 AM
go back to stock, u can still do lots
Im getting a 59 in a few days. That'll be like having 7th gear

MikeM
04-25-2006, 09:46 AM
then he wont top out at 55 mph...whats the fun in that?
yeah how many people out on the strip are doing 6th gear power wheelies?

Dan
04-25-2006, 09:48 AM
yeah how many people out on the strip are doing 6th gear power wheelies?
how in the fuck did you post 3 times......when a minute ago i just saw one of your posts.....i must be going blind.

MikeM
04-25-2006, 09:50 AM
how in the fuck did you post 3 times......when a minute ago i just saw one of your posts.....i must be going blind.
Internet ninja-ism, like Jay was talking about before

Dan
04-25-2006, 09:51 AM
Internet ninja-ism, like Jay was talking about before
jay never knows what hes talking about though.....so i didnt know what to believe....fucking jay......when your finally right about something i dont listen.

MikeM
04-25-2006, 09:54 AM
jay never knows what hes talking about though.....so i didnt know what to believe....fucking jay......when your finally right about something i dont listen.
Jay whats up wth that?

Dan
04-25-2006, 09:55 AM
Jay whats up wth that?
i dont think you can keep up sir....4 unreplied posts.

MikeM
04-25-2006, 09:56 AM
i dont think you can keep up sir....4 unreplied posts.
i just had to pick a scab off my balls, im back on it now

Dan
04-25-2006, 09:57 AM
i just had to pick a scab off my balls, im back on it now
i run this shit...you aint gonna hang.

I37
04-25-2006, 09:57 AM
Jay whats up wth that?

He's just a mad lil man, thats all, no big deal to me, just another one of those hide behind my keyboard and talk shit, it doesn't get to me.

N im at work also, back and forth....

Dan
04-25-2006, 09:58 AM
He's just a mad lil man, thats all, no big deal to me, just another one of those hide behind my keyboard and talk shit, it doesn't get to me.

N im at work also, back and forth....i dont talk shit, i love you jay.......your my idol

MikeM
04-25-2006, 09:59 AM
i dont talk shit, i love you jay.......your my idol
actually, jay was almost on American Idol, but they picked the fat kid instead

I37
04-25-2006, 09:59 AM
did u guys read that shit on SL about that dude who got that ticket for taking off to fast?

I37
04-25-2006, 10:00 AM
actually, jay was almost on American Idol, but they picked the fat kid instead


ahahahaha, that was funny

Dan
04-25-2006, 10:00 AM
actually, jay was almost on American Idol, but they picked the fat kid instead
blasphemy!

MikeM
04-25-2006, 10:01 AM
fat kids are good singers

Dan
04-25-2006, 10:02 AM
fat kids are good singers
i call bs on that one...im fat...cant sing....

MikeM
04-25-2006, 10:02 AM
i call bs on that one...im fat...cant sing....
u probly never really tried

or

take the cock out of your throat and try it

Dan
04-25-2006, 10:03 AM
u probly never really tried

or

take the cock out of your throat and try it
i tried...was told not too sing anymore...


no cock in this throat...you must have me confused with one of the nasty bikewhores on her.

I37
04-25-2006, 10:04 AM
ahahaha,

MikeM
04-25-2006, 10:04 AM
i tried...was told not too sing anymore...


no cock in this throat...you must have me confused with one of the nasty bikewhores on her.
speaking of which, what happened to them all? there used to be like 50 of them. every slut in dmi was showin her shit off, now we have nothing

MikeM
04-25-2006, 10:05 AM
ahahaha,
thats it? you couldnt think of anything else to write?

Dan
04-25-2006, 10:05 AM
speaking of which, what happened to them all? there used to be like 50 of them. every slut in dmi was showin her shit off, now we have nothing
i take blame for it.....you post one sluts pictures....and they all hide...we gotta wait for the new crop.

Dan
04-25-2006, 10:08 AM
thats it? you couldnt think of anything else to write?
hes "working" :gay:

LEASNIT
04-25-2006, 10:08 AM
holy god damn hang over.... geeezus...

Dan
04-25-2006, 10:09 AM
holy god damn hang over.... geeezus...
those be 20s in the front bitch! 28s in the bakc!

MikeM
04-25-2006, 10:10 AM
i take blame for it.....you post one sluts pictures....and they all hide...we gotta wait for the new crop.
yeah it is mostly your fault, toss bag

Dan
04-25-2006, 10:11 AM
yeah it is mostly your fault, toss bag
still got most of em didnt i though.

MikeM
04-25-2006, 10:13 AM
still got most of em didnt i though.
how'd you manage to get ..umm, dont know if i should be saying it out loud, but she starts with an R

Dan
04-25-2006, 10:15 AM
how'd you manage to get ..umm, dont know if i should be saying it out loud, but she starts with an R
a trade off.................if its who im thinking.

Niner
04-25-2006, 10:16 AM
Stuntlife sucks my dick.

Dan
04-25-2006, 10:16 AM
Stuntlife sucks my dick.
that'd make you gay since stuntlifes gay.....sorry its the facts sir...the facts of life.

I37
04-25-2006, 10:17 AM
yo niner Y does SL suck, what happened?

I gave up on avatars over there, they keep changing mine

Dan
04-25-2006, 10:18 AM
yo niner Y does SL suck, what happened?

I gave up on avatars over there, they keep changing mine
nazi bastards.

I37
04-25-2006, 10:18 AM
thats it? you couldnt think of anything else to write?

nah it was just funny

Dan
04-25-2006, 10:20 AM
nah it was just funny
i want to get 6600....so post all you fucks....

Niner
04-25-2006, 10:21 AM
yo niner Y does SL suck, what happened?

I gave up on avatars over there, they keep changing mine
It's down again. That board goes down more than Gixxie.

scott3824
04-25-2006, 10:21 AM
I got one of the hardest possible set of pics ... mike knows who i'm talking about ...

Dan
04-25-2006, 10:21 AM
I got one of the hardest possible set of pics ... mike knows who i'm talking about ...
care to discuss business sir?

Niner
04-25-2006, 10:22 AM
I got one of the hardest possible set of pics ... mike knows who i'm talking about ...
You need to share your harem of pics. :woot

I37
04-25-2006, 10:22 AM
It's down again. That board goes down more than Gixxie.

Yeah I would post up and it would say page cannot be w/e, but then I would back arrow and my post was there, its all fckd up.

N I saw a avatar of gixxies bewbies and stuff, LOL.. Is she really a hoe?

Dan
04-25-2006, 10:23 AM
N I saw a avatar of gixxies bewbies and stuff, LOL.. Is she really a hoe?
april fools was a while ago. "is she really a hoe" :rotfl:

I37
04-25-2006, 10:23 AM
I got one of the hardest possible set of pics ... mike knows who i'm talking about ...

Im wondering if I might know, but I am not sure, is it who Im thinking scott, and u know who Im thinking

CrTcHRkTRcR
04-25-2006, 10:23 AM
umm.. you saw her boobs... and didn't have to get her drunk first.... you answered your own question

Niner
04-25-2006, 10:24 AM
Yeah I would post up and it would say page cannot be w/e, but then I would back arrow and my post was there, its all fckd up.

N I saw a avatar of gixxies bewbies and stuff, LOL.. Is she really a hoe?
Yes, I have heard that she used to get caught sleeping with other guys on a monthly basis with one of her past BF's.

Dan
04-25-2006, 10:24 AM
umm.. you saw her boobs... and didn't have to get her drunk first.... you answered your own question
oh great...this nut fucks online now

scott3824
04-25-2006, 10:24 AM
care to discuss business sir?

sure ... but i dont wanna step on mikes toes ... he was in line first

I37
04-25-2006, 10:24 AM
april fools was a while ago. "is she really a hoe" :rotfl:


ahaha u fcuken dick, that was funny, ok so she's a b-dub, I bet u won't post up pics of her

MikeM
04-25-2006, 10:24 AM
a trade off.................if its who im thinking.
that would make sense. I used to be all into getting them myself, but sometimes trading is just soo easy

scott3824
04-25-2006, 10:25 AM
Im wondering if I might know, but I am not sure, is it who Im thinking scott, and u know who Im thinking

maybee

Niner
04-25-2006, 10:25 AM
ahaha u fcuken dick, that was funny, ok so she's a b-dub, I bet u won't post up pics of her
Yeah, her "lawyers" will come after you. :rotfl:

I37
04-25-2006, 10:25 AM
umm.. you saw her boobs... and didn't have to get her drunk first.... you answered your own question


ahhh shit, sup nigga

Dan
04-25-2006, 10:25 AM
ahaha u fcuken dick, that was funny, ok so she's a b-dub, I bet u won't post up pics of her
they've been posted already......ask droptop.......

I37
04-25-2006, 10:25 AM
maybee

ahahaha, I knew it, lets c ummmm does one of them contain a pic of her in blue boy shorts?

MikeM
04-25-2006, 10:26 AM
sure ... but i dont wanna step on mikes toes ... he was in line first
you should defintely do some trading with dan. hes got a good stash too

Dan
04-25-2006, 10:26 AM
ahahaha, I knew it, lets c ummmm does one of them contain a pic of her in blue boy shorts?
now im fucking intrigued.

I37
04-25-2006, 10:27 AM
Yeah, her "lawyers" will come after you. :rotfl:

I heard, I don't need anymore court dates... sorry for her dude(s)... get that bitch checked for STD's

Niner
04-25-2006, 10:27 AM
Scott call Cramer.

MikeM
04-25-2006, 10:27 AM
ahahaha, I knew it, lets c ummmm does one of them contain a pic of her in blue boy shorts?
too bad we dont have a mens room here

LEASNIT
04-25-2006, 10:28 AM
http://basketbawful.blogspot.com/2006/03/gatorade-conspiracy.html

MikeM
04-25-2006, 10:28 AM
now im fucking intrigued.
+1

im looking thru my collection for blue boy shorts right now

I37
04-25-2006, 10:28 AM
too bad we dont have a mens room here
that would be the shit

Dan
04-25-2006, 10:28 AM
too bad we dont have a mens room here
to many loud mouths whod tell everygirl the password and get us caught....chubbz did it to me over on bikestylesinc.com

MikeM
04-25-2006, 10:29 AM
that would be the shit
cbo is anti-drama so its a no go

I37
04-25-2006, 10:29 AM
http://basketbawful.blogspot.com/2006/03/gatorade-conspiracy.html

summarize

MikeM
04-25-2006, 10:29 AM
to many loud mouths whod tell everygirl the password and get us caught....chubbz did it to me over on bikestylesinc.com
that fukkin sux. nagz did it to me on sl a few years ago

I37
04-25-2006, 10:29 AM
to many loud mouths whod tell everygirl the password and get us caught....chubbz did it to me over on bikestylesinc.com

haters, that sux

Dan
04-25-2006, 10:30 AM
haters, that sux
it was his site so i guess whatever,

I37
04-25-2006, 10:30 AM
that fukkin sux. nagz did it to me on sl a few years ago

then fuck that, ppl like to ruin shit, n its not even worth it

CrTcHRkTRcR
04-25-2006, 10:30 AM
so yeah, what's everyone doin?

LEASNIT
04-25-2006, 10:30 AM
summarize
fuck u mean summarize ... LOL, just look at the pics then.....

MikeM
04-25-2006, 10:31 AM
then fuck that, ppl like to ruin shit, n its not even worth it
well in his case, the girl tricked him and he fell for it

Dan
04-25-2006, 10:31 AM
summarize
cliff notes for ya....gatorade bottles look like penises

I37
04-25-2006, 10:33 AM
gatorade, I swear the shit ppl come up with to start something new

I37
04-25-2006, 10:34 AM
Instead of buying a thermostat, can't i jsut rig it up to where it stays open all the time, and my fan stays on?

Niner
04-25-2006, 10:34 AM
http://basketbawful.blogspot.com/2006/03/gatorade-conspiracy.html
LMFAO!

Niner
04-25-2006, 10:35 AM
Instead of buying a thermostat, can't i jsut rig it up to where it stays open all the time, and my fan stays on?
Yes, just don't forget to turn it on.

I37
04-25-2006, 10:37 AM
Yes, just don't forget to turn it on.

explain, can't i just ground it to a bolt, or something?

Niner
04-25-2006, 10:38 AM
explain, can't i just ground it to a bolt, or something?
Way I run mine is I tap into the wire that comes out of the thermostat and run it to a SPST switch. I ground the other side. When the switch is off it works like stock, when the switch is on, it runs constantly.

MikeM
04-25-2006, 10:39 AM
Instead of buying a thermostat, can't i jsut rig it up to where it stays open all the time, and my fan stays on?
yeah, mad people do that. i thought everyone in tx did

I37
04-25-2006, 10:42 AM
Way I run mine is I tap into the wire that comes out of the thermostat and run it to a SPST switch. I ground the other side. When the switch is off it works like stock, when the switch is on, it runs constantly.

sweet, If I have time Im gonna do it when I get home



yeah, mad people do that. i thought everyone in tx did

yeah, but never had to, well not yet, til now

MikeM
04-25-2006, 10:44 AM
sweet, If I have time Im gonna do it when I get home

if u cant figure it out, run speaker wire from the battery to the fan. hahaha ive actually seen that

Niner
04-25-2006, 10:45 AM
yeah, mad people do that. i thought everyone in tx did
I put mine on a switch because it is cold here 30% of the time.

I37
04-25-2006, 10:45 AM
if u cant figure it out, run speaker wire from the battery to the fan. hahaha ive actually seen that

ahahaha, are u fucken serious, Im sure its not that hard tho....

I37
04-25-2006, 10:46 AM
I put mine on a switch because it is cold here 30% of the time.

yeah i jsut let the wind hit it for now, keep it at norm, but when i come up to a light or w/e, sometimes gotta shut the bike off, or jsut look both ways and go, blah

Niner
04-25-2006, 10:46 AM
if u cant figure it out, run speaker wire from the battery to the fan. hahaha ive actually seen that
I was thinking about buying a small 2 channel car amplifier anc a couple of 4" speakers on my bike. Ride to some beats like the cruiser guys do. :goofy:

Dan
04-25-2006, 10:47 AM
I was thinking about buying a small 2 channel car amplifier anc a couple of 4" speakers on my bike. Ride to some beats like the cruiser guys do. :goofy:
i'd beat you up....and then take your bike...and beat you up again...




i remember doing that when i was 12 on my pedal bike...

MikeM
04-25-2006, 10:47 AM
I put mine on a switch because it is cold here 30% of the time.
word. when its below 40, my fan never comes on unless i leave the bike idling while i blunt

Niner
04-25-2006, 10:47 AM
ahahaha, are u fucken serious, Im sure its not that hard tho....
Takes 5 minutes if you have all the shit you need. I mounted my switch in the hole where the rear brake reservoir used to be. I grounded the switch on the bolt that used to hold it on.

MikeM
04-25-2006, 10:48 AM
ahahaha, are u fucken serious, Im sure its not that hard tho....
yup. i bougth an f2 off some kid and half the bike was rewired with radio shack speaker wire. headlight, taillight, fan, blinkers. no fuses

Niner
04-25-2006, 10:48 AM
yeah i jsut let the wind hit it for now, keep it at norm, but when i come up to a light or w/e, sometimes gotta shut the bike off, or jsut look both ways and go, blah
My 900rr used to get up to 230 even when it was only 70 out. I put the fan on constatly and it never went above 220 again.

MikeM
04-25-2006, 10:49 AM
I was thinking about buying a small 2 channel car amplifier anc a couple of 4" speakers on my bike. Ride to some beats like the cruiser guys do. :goofy:
ipod

Niner
04-25-2006, 10:49 AM
yup. i bougth an f2 off some kid and half the bike was rewired with radio shack speaker wire. headlight, taillight, fan, blinkers. no fuses
Hope you didn't pay much. Damn, they have the 30 second rev limiter on here too?

Dan
04-25-2006, 10:50 AM
Hope you didn't pay much. Damn, they have the 30 second rev limiter on here too?
your god damn right they do.

Niner
04-25-2006, 10:50 AM
ipod
That's what I'm thinking. Hooked up to the car amp and some small speakers tucked away somewhere.

I37
04-25-2006, 10:50 AM
yup. i bougth an f2 off some kid and half the bike was rewired with radio shack speaker wire. headlight, taillight, fan, blinkers. no fuses

wtf, lol, thats sick

Niner
04-25-2006, 10:51 AM
your god damn right they do.
So much for hitting 10,000 here any time soon. :jaman

MikeM
04-25-2006, 10:51 AM
Hope you didn't pay much. Damn, they have the 30 second rev limiter on here too?
thousand bux, clean title

I37
04-25-2006, 10:51 AM
i'd beat you up....and then take your bike...and beat you up again...




i remember doing that when i was 12 on my pedal bike...

ahaha, dans a fucknut, that was funny, ahaha beat u up then go back and do it again, wtf

Dan
04-25-2006, 10:51 AM
So much for hitting 10,000 here any time soon. :jaman
i'll get there eventually...you though.... i dont know about you.

MikeM
04-25-2006, 10:52 AM
wtf, lol, thats sick
yeah, he had a loose wire in the main harness and he couldnt find it so he rewired everything.

Dan
04-25-2006, 10:52 AM
ahaha, dans a fucknut, that was funny, ahaha beat u up then go back and do it again, wtf
you've never done that? beat someones ass...walk away and then beat the dudes ass again........

MikeM
04-25-2006, 10:52 AM
i'll get there eventually...you though.... i dont know about you.
Im plannign on hitting 6k here in a few minutes

MikeM
04-25-2006, 10:53 AM
you've never done that? beat someones ass...walk away and then beat the dudes ass again........
Youve never done that.

Its ok, i havent either

Dan
04-25-2006, 10:53 AM
Im plannign on hitting 6k here in a few minutes
20 posts x 30 seconds = 600 seconds if you post.....

Dan
04-25-2006, 10:54 AM
Youve never done that.

Its ok, i havent either
no but its happened to me. :rotfl:

I37
04-25-2006, 10:54 AM
you've never done that? beat someones ass...walk away and then beat the dudes ass again........

Ive faught plenty, usually ccan't go back, cuz cops like to break fights up, and tell u if u don't go home ur going to jail, LOL.....
yeah, he had a loose wire in the main harness and he couldnt find it so he rewired everything.

well guess he took a SHORT cut

Dan
04-25-2006, 10:55 AM
Ive faught plenty, usually ccan't go back, cuz cops like to break fights up, and tell u if u don't go home ur going to jail, LOL.....



goto jail and beat someone down in there too!

I37
04-25-2006, 10:55 AM
fixing to hit 2100, LOL

Dan
04-25-2006, 10:56 AM
what taco joint do i wanna hit up today.

I37
04-25-2006, 10:56 AM
goto jail and beat someone down in there too!

few times ive been to jail, maybe for a few hrs, been in just a holding cell.

I37
04-25-2006, 10:57 AM
what taco joint do i wanna hit up today.

Taco tuesday, or w/e u call it?

Dan
04-25-2006, 10:57 AM
few times ive been to jail, maybe for a few hrs, been in just a holding cell.
holding cells are fun......3 solid concrete walls painted white and a big door...with a 3 foot high slab of concrete to sit on.

MikeM
04-25-2006, 10:57 AM
no but its happened to me. :rotfl:
ahahah lol

MikeM
04-25-2006, 10:58 AM
well guess he took a SHORT cut
oh man u just made me stop laughing ChairBeat

Dan
04-25-2006, 10:58 AM
Taco tuesday, or w/e u call it?
whatever i call it? its a national holiday sir...go ask your local mexican.

MikeM
04-25-2006, 10:59 AM
holding cells are fun......3 solid concrete walls painted white and a big door...with a 3 foot high slab of concrete to sit on.
and everybody in there is cool, and has at least 1 good story to tell

Niner
04-25-2006, 10:59 AM
fixing to hit 2100, LOL
You have my ass whooped on this site........most people do. I think i have posted more in the last hour than I have in 2 years.

scott3824
04-25-2006, 10:59 AM
ahahaha, I knew it, lets c ummmm does one of them contain a pic of her in blue boy shorts?

wait who you talking about

I37
04-25-2006, 10:59 AM
holding cells are fun......3 solid concrete walls painted white and a big door...with a 3 foot high slab of concrete to sit on.

nah these have beds, the mat is like 4 inches thick..... yup one big ass foor, and 3 white walls surrounding u

Dan
04-25-2006, 11:00 AM
and everybody in there is cool, and has at least 1 good story to tell
theres some non cool guys....that stand in the corner and just stare at everyone.

I37
04-25-2006, 11:00 AM
oh man u just made me stop laughing ChairBeat

shut up

MikeM
04-25-2006, 11:00 AM
You have my ass whooped on this site........most people do. I think i have posted more in the last hour than I have in 2 years.
yeah u need to spread it out some more. my main goal is to dominate on stuntlife, but i gotta keep a respectable count here too

scott3824
04-25-2006, 11:00 AM
Scott call Cramer.

no

i'm busy, i called mooch last night he didnt call me back - as soon as i hear from mooch i'll call cramer

MikeM
04-25-2006, 11:01 AM
theres some non cool guys....that stand in the corner and just stare at everyone.
im one of those guys. we're cool, we're just pissed off right at that particular moment

Dan
04-25-2006, 11:01 AM
no

i'm busy, i called mooch last night he didnt call me back - as soon as i hear from mooch i'll call cramer
yea! you tell him whos boss....tony danza his ass!

I37
04-25-2006, 11:01 AM
theres some non cool guys....that stand in the corner and just stare at everyone.

u know whats funny is I heard this one guy was on the phone talking to his chick, n this other dude went up to him grabbed the phone from him and started hitting him with it, then the dude tried running, can't run to far, but anyway the other dude said, quit talking all fucken mushy, LOL... I dunno just what i was told

Niner
04-25-2006, 11:02 AM
no

i'm busy, i called mooch last night he didnt call me back - as soon as i hear from mooch i'll call cramer
Ok, I'll let him know.

I37
04-25-2006, 11:02 AM
wait who you talking about

wait who u talking about?

CrTcHRkTRcR
04-25-2006, 11:02 AM
mmmm taco tuesday

MikeM
04-25-2006, 11:02 AM
yea! you tell him whos boss....tony danza his ass!
i "taught" that one to my xgf, its soo funny when she says it

scott3824
04-25-2006, 11:03 AM
so yeah, what's everyone doin?

working way too hard ... fixing problems with servers in mexico because the mexicans are worthless fucking morons

Dan
04-25-2006, 11:03 AM
u know whats funny is I heard this one guy was on the phone talking to his chick, n this other dude went up to him grabbed the phone from him and started hitting him with it, then the dude tried running, can't run to far, but anyway the other dude said, quit talking all fucken mushy, LOL... I dunno just what i was told


they didnt let me near a phone.....wtf.

MikeM
04-25-2006, 11:03 AM
wait who u talking about?
not me i hope

Dan
04-25-2006, 11:04 AM
working way too hard ... fixing problems with servers in mexico because the mexicans are worthless fucking morons
its taco tuesday..national holiday in mexico...give them a break!

Dan
04-25-2006, 11:04 AM
not me i hope
you wear blue booty shorts?

I37
04-25-2006, 11:04 AM
they didnt let me near a phone.....wtf.

when ur in a population cell, theirs a phone, but u gotta ask to u use it, and when ur in a holding cell, well ur fucked

Niner
04-25-2006, 11:04 AM
working way too hard ... fixing problems with servers in mexico because the mexicans are worthless fucking morons
That is the only reason why I like working on this side of my company split. UAW workers are a pain in the ass, but they know what the fuck they are doing and know how to do things right most of the time.

scott3824
04-25-2006, 11:05 AM
Instead of buying a thermostat, can't i jsut rig it up to where it stays open all the time, and my fan stays on?

i just wired a switch for my fan last night, it will run as its suppose to with the thermostat or i can turn it on whenever i want

Niner
04-25-2006, 11:06 AM
i just wired a switch for my fan last night, it will run as its suppose to with the thermostat or i can turn it on whenever i want
Already expalined how to do that 2 pages ago.

I37
04-25-2006, 11:06 AM
i just wired a switch for my fan last night, it will run as its suppose to with the thermostat or i can turn it on whenever i want

u actually went that far back to see what u missed? LOL

scott3824
04-25-2006, 11:06 AM
Takes 5 minutes if you have all the shit you need. I mounted my switch in the hole where the rear brake reservoir used to be. I grounded the switch on the bolt that used to hold it on.

thats what i did :1hifu:

I37
04-25-2006, 11:07 AM
thats what i did :1hifu:

scott started a new dime piece slayer club, sweet

MikeM
04-25-2006, 11:07 AM
you wear blue booty shorts?
i just sniff the crotch

Dan
04-25-2006, 11:07 AM
now before we get way off topic.......jay what girl are you talking about?

I37
04-25-2006, 11:07 AM
i just sniff the crotch

u sniff crtch. does he know?

I37
04-25-2006, 11:08 AM
now before we get way off topic.......jay what girl are you talking about?

ahaha, I wanna know what girl scotts talking about, ahahaha Dan doesn't wanna miss this one, he's trying to stay focused.....ahahahahahaha

Dan
04-25-2006, 11:09 AM
ahaha, I wanna know what girl scotts talking about, ahahaha Dan doesn't wanna miss this one, he's trying to stay focused.....ahahahahahaha
i gotta add to my folder...and if im missing a girl i will get mad!....pm me jay...we can talk business.!

MikeM
04-25-2006, 11:09 AM
u sniff crtch. does he know?
ahhaahaha

im gonna look at that pic of blue boy shorts again right now and sniff my screen

Dan
04-25-2006, 11:10 AM
who is it?

I37
04-25-2006, 11:11 AM
i gotta add to my folder...and if im missing a girl i will get mad!....pm me jay...we can talk business.!

to save u the typing and tumer ur getting, I don't have anything here at work, but I'll hit u up when i get a chance when Im at home, LOL

I37
04-25-2006, 11:11 AM
who is it?


LOL ahahaha

ahhaahaha

im gonna look at that pic of blue boy shorts again right now and sniff my screen


ahahaha

Dan
04-25-2006, 11:11 AM
i hate you all.....its probably some ugly chick.

scott3824
04-25-2006, 11:12 AM
Already expalined how to do that 2 pages ago.

i saw

scott3824
04-25-2006, 11:12 AM
u actually went that far back to see what u missed? LOL

yes i did

I37
04-25-2006, 11:12 AM
i hate you all.....its probably some ugly chick.

only if u knew

Niner
04-25-2006, 11:12 AM
thats what i did :1hifu:
Yay! :drunkchee

I37
04-25-2006, 11:13 AM
yes i did

scott just blurred out a letter in the name

MikeM
04-25-2006, 11:13 AM
only if u knew
we can probably post it, i mean, it was her avatar on another site anyway

Dan
04-25-2006, 11:13 AM
only if u knew
oh i know.

CrTcHRkTRcR
04-25-2006, 11:13 AM
k so any ideas on colors to paint my bike?

Niner
04-25-2006, 11:13 AM
i saw
:sleepy

I37
04-25-2006, 11:13 AM
Yay! :drunkchee

this nigga said yay

Niner
04-25-2006, 11:14 AM
k so any ideas on colors to paint my bike?
Fur it out.

I37
04-25-2006, 11:14 AM
oh i know.

u wish u knew, u don't like the suspense... u wanna think she's fat, cuz u cna't have what u want

MikeM
04-25-2006, 11:14 AM
k so any ideas on colors to paint my bike?
red and white

Dan
04-25-2006, 11:15 AM
u wish u knew, u don't like the suspense... u wanna think she's fat, cuz u cna't have what u want
No, I actually do know.....and I got better in my stash...ask mikem.

I37
04-25-2006, 11:16 AM
Fur it out.

that shit was played out in 85 or some shit

Dan
04-25-2006, 11:16 AM
:popcorn:

I37
04-25-2006, 11:16 AM
red and white

with some black, n yes im serious

CrTcHRkTRcR
04-25-2006, 11:17 AM
red and white
it was red n white... then i pounded the tank and stripped it to metal and bondo'd it... now i gotta think of some colors... i'm goin blue with the frame.. maybe i'll just be a droptop twin :hitler:

I37
04-25-2006, 11:17 AM
:popcorn:

not her but go ahead :popcorn:

CrTcHRkTRcR
04-25-2006, 11:17 AM
dan those are just fat girl boobs.. they don't count