Scapegoat ticket --> Good

[MikeM]

I have this "technique" I use on cops, it works so well I thought I'd share it with you guys.
In my state, you need to have insurance on every vehicle (bike) you drive on the roads. If you get pulled over and you dont have insurance, its a BIG expensive ticket. I intentionally leave my insurance card at home. Every time I get pulled over, Im polite and cool to the cop. I tell him I have insurance but I cant find the card. Every single time, they give me the insurance ticket. They know that if Im telling the truth about having ins, then the ticket will get dropped as soon as I go in. But if im lying to him, im fucked. Nice cops LOVE to give that ticket, and I love to get it since it wont cost me a dime.

Saturday, me and 2 of my boys roll stoppies up to a light. Cop car pops out of nowhere and pulls right in front of us. The cop was somewhat cool, said he was only gonna give us 1 ticket each. One of my friends got no inspection, thats a hundred bux. My other friend got no license, thats probably more. If I had my insurance card, I would of got a no inspection ticket, but my plan worked. Now I just have to waste a lunch hour to stand on line for a hour to show some clerk my card.

*dont try this in jersey

[skinnyR!]

Not really following the logic here.

So your saying that the cop rights u a ticket for the no insurance only, and just forgets the rest of the citations he could right you up for??

[MikeM]

Not really following the logic here.

So your saying that the cop rights u a ticket for the no insurance only, and just forgets the rest of the citations he could right you up for??
lol, close. Once the cop runs your info, he HAS to write you a ticket. If hes not a dick, he'll usually pick something real cheap to write you for, so as not to fuck you over too badly. The no insurance ticket is free, if you actually have insurance. You just gotta show up and show the clerk your card, and the ticket is dropped immediately.

[r6_kidd]

*dont try this in jersey

yeah, no shi7...ticket hungry fu(ks!!!

[ChainReaction82]

lol..i work for an insurance company...we get calls all the time like...do they have insurance..they have a card..is it valid...i think alot of people on bikes have been using that logic. I used to do it..but now they tow bikes here in illinois for that shiat

[TRICKY]

The smart Mike huh? LOL For that logic you need nice and/or dumb cops......but cool when it works.

[motopsyko32]

lol, close. Once the cop runs your info, he HAS to write you a ticket. If hes not a dick, he'll usually pick something real cheap to write you for, so as not to fuck you over too badly. The no insurance ticket is free, if you actually have insurance. You just gotta show up and show the clerk your card, and the ticket is dropped immediately.
what if they give you the Ins ticket and the other violation tickets?

[Dan]

what if they give you the Ins ticket and the other violation tickets?
then bend over and get ready for an assfucking

[soda7o]

I have this "technique" I use on cops, it works so well I thought I'd share it with you guys.
In my state, you need to have insurance on every vehicle (bike) you drive on the roads. If you get pulled over and you dont have insurance, its a BIG expensive ticket. I intentionally leave my insurance card at home. Every time I get pulled over, Im polite and cool to the cop. I tell him I have insurance but I cant find the card. Every single time, they give me the insurance ticket. They know that if Im telling the truth about having ins, then the ticket will get dropped as soon as I go in. But if im lying to him, im fucked. Nice cops LOVE to give that ticket, and I love to get it since it wont cost me a dime.

Saturday, me and 2 of my boys roll stoppies up to a light. Cop car pops out of nowhere and pulls right in front of us. The cop was somewhat cool, said he was only gonna give us 1 ticket each. One of my friends got no inspection, thats a hundred bux. My other friend got no license, thats probably more. If I had my insurance card, I would of got a no inspection ticket, but my plan worked. Now I just have to waste a lunch hour to stand on line for a hour to show some clerk my card.

*dont try this in jersey

mik ethere are two types of tickets that you can get in your situation
1 - no insurance which means all you have to do is present your insurance card in court or what not and get off without paying a dime
2 - failure to provide insurance (or somecrap liek that) means you have insurance but do not have your insurnace card or proof of insurance and you are supposed to have it with you.. that ticket you can not fight of.. i used to do the saem thing.. not carry my ins or reg card and get off untill cops smartened up and now they giveme that shit..so i still have to pay :(

[MikeM]

mik ethere are two types of tickets that you can get in your situation
1 - no insurance which means all you have to do is present your insurance card in court or what not and get off without paying a dime
2 - failure to provide insurance (or somecrap liek that) means you have insurance but do not have your insurnace card or proof of insurance and you are supposed to have it with you.. that ticket you can not fight of.. i used to do the saem thing.. not carry my ins or reg card and get off untill cops smartened up and now they giveme that shit..so i still have to pay :(
The ticket i recvd saturday was my 5th or 6th no insurance ticket. Ive never got the #2, but I hear they use that in new jersey.

[mofat01]

lol, close. Once the cop runs your info, he HAS to write you a ticket. If hes not a dick, he'll usually pick something real cheap to write you for, so as not to fuck you over too badly. The no insurance ticket is free, if you actually have insurance. You just gotta show up and show the clerk your card, and the ticket is dropped immediately.


Just because a cop runs your info they gotta give you some kind of ticket?

That don't sound right to me.

At least here in PA, they dont have to give you ticket after running your info.

[AzN~BoI_585]

If they run my shit then they HAVE to give me a ticket?

[MikeM]

I'll look up the official law when im bored at work later