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MikeM
11-05-2007, 10:07 AM
whats everyone late for work on monday?

EVERY monday, im late intentionally

beckybBITCHES
11-05-2007, 10:10 AM
EVERY monday, im late intentionally

want me to call you at work nignog?

MikeM
11-05-2007, 10:16 AM
want me to call you at work nignog?

yeah, actually

let me find tyhe number

MikeM
11-05-2007, 10:16 AM
718 422 5675

letsride
11-05-2007, 10:20 AM
EVERY monday, im late intentionally

and your boss doesnt get mad?

MikeM
11-05-2007, 10:26 AM
and your boss doesnt get mad?

monday is a brooklyn day for me. on brooklyn days, my work ethic is so far down the shitter that i would thank him if he fired me. currently no one else will do this job so he lets me slide A LOT

letsride
11-05-2007, 10:26 AM
I used to be late everyday for work because im not a morning person at all but my boss never did anything because he got bud off me and he couldnt find it anywhere else lol

And he couldnt do anything without being high, he called it his medicine

MikeM
11-05-2007, 10:26 AM
want me to call you at work nignog?

are you calling or what?

letsride
11-05-2007, 10:27 AM
monday is a brooklyn day for me. on brooklyn days, my work ethic is so far down the shitter that i would thank him if he fired me. currently no one else will do this job so he lets me slide A LOT

So you have to go to a diff job on mondays? or same job just somewhere esle

Skillz954
11-05-2007, 10:38 AM
Anyone see the Pats game?

they had me nervous but the boys took care of business.....thankfully they have a biweek comming up!! :thumbsup

MikeM
11-05-2007, 10:44 AM
So you have to go to a diff job on mondays? or same job just somewhere esle

same job, different office. mondays and wednesdays im in brooklyn, the other 3 days im in my home office

Niner
11-05-2007, 10:44 AM
whats that mean? never heard that before

Think of a chick getting railled doggy style while blowing a second guy. The 2 guys high five each other.

MikeM
11-05-2007, 10:46 AM
Think of a chick getting railled doggy style while blowing a second guy. The 2 guys high five each other.

i know what finger cuffing is, just not eiffel towering

Zuki750
11-05-2007, 10:48 AM
i know what finger cuffing is, just not eiffel towering
The high five makes it an eiffel tower. I've never heard of it before either.

Zuki750
11-05-2007, 10:49 AM
Gwar tonight. I still don't know if I'm going. Killswitch Engage and Lamb of God on December 1st. I'm definitely going to that one.

Niner
11-05-2007, 10:51 AM
i know what finger cuffing is, just not eiffel towering
I just told you.
The high five makes it an eiffel tower. I've never heard of it before either.

Yup. I thought it was as widely known as the blumpkin, dirty sanchez, and cleveland steamer.

MikeM
11-05-2007, 10:58 AM
The high five makes it an eiffel tower. I've never heard of it before either.

ok


that doesnt really seem worth of another name, but whatever

MikeM
11-05-2007, 11:12 AM
im guessing becky isnt going to call me

Skillz954
11-05-2007, 11:20 AM
im guessing becky isnt going to call me

you guys have a good weekend?

MikeM
11-05-2007, 11:28 AM
cell phone jammer

http://www.nytimes.com/2007/11/04/technology/04jammer.html?ei=5070&en=a4030449fc3aac33&ex=1194930000&adxnnl=1&emc=eta1&adxnnlx=1194275216-d/ybXt0Y7/sUxlTOVsg+4g

im getting one for the train

MikeM
11-05-2007, 11:29 AM
you guys have a good weekend?

"good" is an understatement

Zuki750
11-05-2007, 11:33 AM
"good" is an understatement
I thought you didn't like Florida?

MikeM
11-05-2007, 11:37 AM
I thought you didn't like Florida?

I dont. But i like becky and I like golf carts. It was good to see my dad again too.

Niner
11-05-2007, 11:38 AM
cell phone jammer

http://www.nytimes.com/2007/11/04/technology/04jammer.html?ei=5070&en=a4030449fc3aac33&ex=1194930000&adxnnl=1&emc=eta1&adxnnlx=1194275216-d/ybXt0Y7/sUxlTOVsg+4g

im getting one for the train

Sounds like fun. Do cell phones even work underground?

Skillz954
11-05-2007, 11:44 AM
"good" is an understatement

that's excellent......good for you two!! :thumbsup

Skillz954
11-05-2007, 11:44 AM
But i like becky

wow what did she do to you?? :ese:

MikeM
11-05-2007, 12:05 PM
Sounds like fun. Do cell phones even work underground?
no.

only 20% of my train ride is underground

MikeM
11-05-2007, 12:07 PM
wow what did she do to you?? :ese:

she did her job, which is to make sure my semen doesnt touch the ground

MikeM
11-05-2007, 12:16 PM
I thought you didn't like Florida?

hangin out drinking with joneser was fun too. every other time ive been to florida ive been cooped up in a retirement complex

Skillz954
11-05-2007, 01:15 PM
hangin out drinking with joneser was fun too. every other time ive been to florida ive been cooped up in a retirement complex

so what?? You afraid to knock the dust off some old pussy or something?? :pimp:

MikeM
11-05-2007, 01:18 PM
so what?? You afraid to knock the dust off some old pussy or something?? :pimp:

ummmmm PASS

i brought my own pussy anyway

Skillz954
11-05-2007, 01:23 PM
ummmmm PASS

i brought my own pussy anyway

yes I got to hear all about it.....the pussy that is......before she left......I told her that she should have you operate!! HAHAHAHAHAHA :ese:

MikeM
11-05-2007, 01:29 PM
man im bored today. might actually do some work

MikeM
11-05-2007, 02:09 PM
MikeM - posting
Niner - MIA
Scoot - new job
Beckyb - at work
Zuki - MIA
Skillz - somewhere


Its getting close to time to recruit a new posting crew

Niner
11-05-2007, 02:13 PM
MikeM - posting
Niner - MIA
Scoot - new job
Beckyb - at work
Zuki - MIA
Skillz - somewhere


Its getting close to time to recruit a new posting crew

How Have I been MIA? I have been posting all day.

Zuki750
11-05-2007, 02:17 PM
MikeM - posting
Niner - MIA
Scoot - new job
Beckyb - at work
Zuki - MIA
Skillz - somewhere


Its getting close to time to recruit a new posting crew
It is definitely recruiting time. Without scoot, niner won't post as much. I don't post a ton anyway, becky is always at work during the day, and Skillz is in "Last Post" and on CR too much.

Niner
11-05-2007, 02:22 PM
It is definitely recruiting time. Without scoot, niner won't post as much. I don't post a ton anyway, becky is always at work during the day, and Skillz is in "Last Post" and on CR too much.

I don't post a lot if there is nothing to remark about. I'm not like becky, capable of hour long conversations with myself.

letsride
11-05-2007, 02:41 PM
they had me nervous but the boys took care of business.....thankfully they have a biweek comming up!! :thumbsup

Same here. The colts really arent that good. We made them look better then they really are:twocents:

MikeM
11-05-2007, 02:41 PM
How Have I been MIA? I have been posting all day.

your last post before this was before lunch. Slacker

MikeM
11-05-2007, 02:42 PM
It is definitely recruiting time. Without scoot, niner won't post as much. I don't post a ton anyway, becky is always at work during the day, and Skillz is in "Last Post" and on CR too much.

is skillz still pretending to be a girl to make the other girls look dumb?

MikeM
11-05-2007, 02:43 PM
Same here. The colts really arent that good. We made them look better then they really are:twocents:

you didnt do shit. knock off that "we" crap :ese:

MikeM
11-05-2007, 02:44 PM
I don't post a lot if there is nothing to remark about. I'm not like becky, capable of hour long conversations with myself.

post about teh price of diesel, which is currently a shit load higher than gas, in my neck of the woods

Niner
11-05-2007, 02:50 PM
your last post before this was before lunch. Slacker
When was your last post?
post about teh price of diesel, which is currently a shit load higher than gas, in my neck of the woods

It's higher, but it still works out to a wash with the improved fuel economy.

letsride
11-05-2007, 03:00 PM
you didnt do shit. knock off that "we" crap :ese:

I made them win, without me they're nothing!

MikeM
11-05-2007, 03:01 PM
When was your last post?

bout a half hour

Niner
11-05-2007, 03:03 PM
I guess the colts are being investigated for piping in amplified crowd noise to deafen the opposing team when they are on offence. That's weak that you have to do that in a dome. Buffalo deafens the other team on offence in an open stadium with real live fans.

letsride
11-05-2007, 03:08 PM
I guess the colts are being investigated for piping in amplified crowd noise to deafen the opposing team when they are on offence. That's weak that you have to do that in a dome. Buffalo deafens the other team on offence in an open stadium with real live fans.


hahaha, where did you hear that from? Link?

ScottFuries
11-05-2007, 03:09 PM
yawn...long weekend.

Niner
11-05-2007, 03:11 PM
hahaha, where did you hear that from? Link?

Ever hear of google? Put in a key phrase and click search?:thumbsup

MikeM
11-05-2007, 03:12 PM
I guess the colts are being investigated for piping in amplified crowd noise to deafen the opposing team when they are on offence. That's weak that you have to do that in a dome. Buffalo deafens the other team on offence in an open stadium with real live fans.

sounds like the opposing team is digging deep for excuses

Niner
11-05-2007, 03:15 PM
sounds like the opposing team is digging deep for excuses

Still crying about the spygate incident.:twocents:

MikeM
11-05-2007, 03:16 PM
man i want an undertail exhaust. i might pick up a 6rr stocker and see what i can do

MikeM
11-05-2007, 03:16 PM
Still crying about the spygate incident.:twocents:

imo, that should be legal. it doesnt interfere with the game

Niner
11-05-2007, 03:20 PM
man i want an undertail exhaust. i might pick up a 6rr stocker and see what i can do

What happened with that beefy one?

Niner
11-05-2007, 03:20 PM
imo, that should be legal. it doesnt interfere with the game

I guess it was dismissed:
http://www.newsday.com/sports/football/ny-sppats1106,0,7199775.story?coll=ny_home_rail_headl ines

fatboystuntz
11-05-2007, 03:23 PM
man i want an undertail exhaust. i might pick up a 6rr stocker and see what i can do

i think i have pix of one that roman fabed up..ill try to find them

Zuki750
11-05-2007, 03:25 PM
Still crying about the spygate incident.:twocents:
I think they've proven they don't really need to cheat. I'm waiting for Brady to get hurt. They are really pissing people off by running up the score.

MikeM
11-05-2007, 03:28 PM
What happened with that beefy one?

carm sold it with a bike

MikeM
11-05-2007, 03:29 PM
They are really pissing people off by running up the score.

what do you mean by that?

MikeM
11-05-2007, 03:30 PM
i think i have pix of one that roman fabed up..ill try to find them

ive seen a bunch of atl guys with tiny little mufflers stuck on teh end of their header pipe. doesnt seem too quiet tho

Niner
11-05-2007, 03:32 PM
ive seen a bunch of atl guys with tiny little mufflers stuck on teh end of their header pipe. doesnt seem too quiet tho

They actually aren't too loud and I hear they create as much back presure as a stocker.


Hyper threw out a mint stock 636 muffler at stuntfest. Fucker weighs like 40 pounds.

Zuki750
11-05-2007, 03:48 PM
what do you mean by that?
The Patriots have been leaving their starters in the game when they are already up by a shitload. 38-14, 38-14, 38-7, 34-13, 34-17, 48-27, 49-28, 52-7. Brady played in the 4th quarter against Washington when they were up by 45 points.

Niner
11-05-2007, 03:49 PM
http://www.wired.com/culture/lifestyle/multimedia/2007/11/gallery_saddest_cubicle?slide=1&slideView=7

D-Buck D.F.L
11-05-2007, 04:01 PM
tom bradys a punk, my lil sister can throw passes with that line infront of her all day... :twocents: ok now let the hating begin:yes:

Skillz954
11-05-2007, 04:02 PM
MikeM - posting
Niner - MIA
Scoot - new job
Beckyb - at work
Zuki - MIA
Skillz - somewhere


Its getting close to time to recruit a new posting crew

well I'll be around.....I had some issues with my bank account last week and I was just finishing up fixing it today......what a pita!! :ese:

Skillz954
11-05-2007, 04:04 PM
is skillz still pretending to be a girl to make the other girls look dumb?

no I'm me on there now and so is Lawrence......But when I'm not posting here.....I'm really not posting there either......I mutli post when I do.....

Skillz954
11-05-2007, 04:05 PM
post about teh price of diesel, which is currently a shit load higher than gas, in my neck of the woods

yeah what the fuck is gas going up again for?? I paid 2.91 this morning??!?!?! :ese:

Skillz954
11-05-2007, 04:06 PM
I guess the colts are being investigated for piping in amplified crowd noise to deafen the opposing team when they are on offence. That's weak that you have to do that in a dome. Buffalo deafens the other team on offence in an open stadium with real live fans.

that makes sense.....they said the Pats were having trouble communicating......plus the refs made at least three horrible calls for big yard gains for the colts.......hobbs was getting raped yesterday!!

Skillz954
11-05-2007, 04:07 PM
Still crying about the spygate incident.:twocents:

-1 that's BS......the Pats took their punishment and are responding by killing everyone they play......:ese:

Skillz954
11-05-2007, 04:10 PM
The Patriots have been leaving their starters in the game when they are already up by a shitload. 38-14, 38-14, 38-7, 34-13, 34-17, 48-27, 49-28, 52-7. Brady played in the 4th quarter against Washington when they were up by 45 points.

exactly......and that's how the coach is repaying the NFL for his $500,000 fine!! GOOD FOR HIM!! :thumbsup

Skillz954
11-05-2007, 04:22 PM
I'm out for the night Kids.....I'll be a better post whore tomorrow I promise!!

Zuki750
11-05-2007, 04:33 PM
yeah what the fuck is gas going up again for?? I paid 2.91 this morning??!?!?! :ese:
$3.19 up here.

MikeM
11-05-2007, 05:18 PM
ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh life sucks

MikeM
11-05-2007, 05:19 PM
got off the train today to find 2 tickets on my windshield

MikeM
11-05-2007, 05:20 PM
im riding tonight no matter how much it hurts my neck. im feeling very depressed now

scott3824
11-05-2007, 06:44 PM
3.49 for diesel here ....

636 still isnt together ...

job went good ... i get a laptop and desktop, along with a blackberry ...

MikeM
11-05-2007, 11:23 PM
3.49 for diesel here ....

636 still isnt together ...

job went good ... i get a laptop and desktop, along with a blackberry ...

movin on up

MikeM
11-05-2007, 11:26 PM
no I'm me on there now and so is Lawrence......But when I'm not posting here.....I'm really not posting there either......I mutli post when I do.....

so are you just making the other girls look dumb or are you actually setting up any weekend vacations?

MikeM
11-05-2007, 11:28 PM
yeah what the fuck is gas going up again for?? I paid 2.91 this morning??!?!?! :ese:

bout the same here

-Nasty-
11-05-2007, 11:29 PM
movin on up

to the east side

beckybBITCHES
11-06-2007, 07:27 AM
yeah what the fuck is gas going up again for?? I paid 2.91 this morning??!?!?! :ese:

it's 2.83 here :whoopass

beckybBITCHES
11-06-2007, 07:39 AM
holy moly airplane tickets have shot up in price...mother fucker

beckybBITCHES
11-06-2007, 07:55 AM
yaaawn! i'm still pretty tired

Niner
11-06-2007, 08:22 AM
holy moly airplane tickets have shot up in price...mother fucker

They are pretty much directly related to the price of jet fuel.:thumbsup

beckybBITCHES
11-06-2007, 08:24 AM
They are pretty much directly related to the price of jet fuel.:thumbsup

mike's mom told me she found tickets for me and the kids for around $500 for spring break....i can't find a single ticket for under $350?!?!!?!? wtf..i think i found some competition for finding cheap flights :whoopass

Zuki750
11-06-2007, 08:30 AM
mike's mom told me she found tickets for me and the kids for around $500 for spring break....i can't find a single ticket for under $350?!?!!?!? wtf..i think i found some competition for finding cheap flights :whoopass
I think she's lying to you. Tickets just aren't that cheap anymore. That's under $150 each before taxes and shit.

Niner
11-06-2007, 09:00 AM
http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/health/2007/11/06/bpr.india.toddler.surgery.dutta.cnn
Surprised they dont think this spider girl is a reincarnation of Vishnu.

Niner
11-06-2007, 09:03 AM
Let's see how long it takes Mike to post today...

ScottFuries
11-06-2007, 09:27 AM
doctor appointment in an hour. i think i may be ok. nothing happend to my ass cheeks after the atl trip.
normally sitting on my ass that long will bring out an alien.

-Nasty-
11-06-2007, 09:31 AM
so niner whats the deal here

beckybBITCHES
11-06-2007, 09:34 AM
I think she's lying to you. Tickets just aren't that cheap anymore. That's under $150 each before taxes and shit.

we got tickets for my kids and i to go to ny for a week at xmas for $580...it can be done :thumbsup

Niner
11-06-2007, 09:42 AM
so niner whats the deal here

I'm going to pass. I got 2 sets of DB bars I need to sell already, don't need a 3rd set sitting around too.

Niner
11-06-2007, 09:43 AM
we got tickets for my kids and i to go to ny for a week at xmas for $580...it can be done :thumbsup

Just have to fly in the back of a crago plane with livestock being delivered from Kansas to NYC.

-Nasty-
11-06-2007, 09:43 AM
I'm going to pass. I got 2 sets of DB bars I need to sell already, don't need a 3rd set sitting around too.

now was that so damn hard to jsut tell me instead of blowing me off the last 3 days

MikeM
11-06-2007, 09:52 AM
now was that so damn hard to jsut tell me instead of blowing me off the last 3 days

:bjspray :thumbsup

MikeM
11-06-2007, 09:53 AM
Just have to fly in the back of a crago plane with livestock being delivered from Kansas to NYC.

any livestock going to nyc would come in a freezer, deadstock

MikeM
11-06-2007, 09:54 AM
http://www.stuntlife.com/forums/351-atlanta-freestyle/205896-kings-ss-obstacle-course.html

hey defresco I bet these guys got nothing on the cone of death !!

Niner
11-06-2007, 09:55 AM
now was that so damn hard to jsut tell me instead of blowing me off the last 3 days

Saturday I didn't return anyones calls. Sunday I was hungover and sleeping all day. Last night my phone was upstairs and on vibrate all night, so again no calls were taken/ returned.

-Nasty-
11-06-2007, 09:57 AM
Saturday I didn't return anyones calls. Sunday I was hungover and sleeping all day. Last night my phone was upstairs and on vibrate all night, so again no calls were taken/ returned.

ya and nevermind the myspace message i send and u read, only woulda taken a sec to type out a 2 line responce, and nevermind the fact i made a post to you on here yesterday that u could have responded to but ignored and still made 10 other posts

just talk it away joel

Niner
11-06-2007, 10:00 AM
Wow, I was going to start plugging in the block heater for my truck. Guess it isn't needed until negative temps.

Niner
11-06-2007, 10:01 AM
http://www.stuntlife.com/forums/351-atlanta-freestyle/205896-kings-ss-obstacle-course.html

hey defresco I bet these guys got nothing on the cone of death !!

I don't care what it is motorcycle tag is more fun. Too bad everyones all glamma now and doesn't want to play.

MikeM
11-06-2007, 10:02 AM
i deleted that BW cassie from my myspace. she used bulletins like theyre instant messaging

MikeM
11-06-2007, 10:03 AM
I don't care what it is motorcycle tag is more fun. Too bad everyones all glamma now and doesn't want to play.

damn that sounds dangerous

Niner
11-06-2007, 10:08 AM
i deleted that BW cassie from my myspace. she used bulletins like theyre instant messaging
+1. And ronald and those 2 fat BW's that stalk Mitch.

damn that sounds dangerous

Not really. You just get 2-5 people and you ride in a roughly square pattern. Acclerate hard, lock up the rear tire and slide sideways to a stop. You lose if you lowside or highside. Other riders can slide into you to make you fall.

fatboystuntz
11-06-2007, 10:20 AM
i deleted that BW cassie from my myspace. she used bulletins like theyre instant messaging

+1...i couldnt take seeing her and her stupid bulletins

MikeM
11-06-2007, 10:24 AM
florida has some cheap trucks on craigslist

fatboystuntz
11-06-2007, 10:27 AM
i think im gonna buy my next truck from florida...seems like everything really nice and a resonable price is down there or texas

Niner
11-06-2007, 10:33 AM
i think im gonna buy my next truck from florida...seems like everything really nice and a resonable price is down there or texas

Watch out for trucks near the coast. Salt water can be just as bad as road salt.

Niner
11-06-2007, 10:33 AM
i think im gonna buy my next truck from florida...seems like everything really nice and a resonable price is down there or texas

How's the thumb?

Skillz954
11-06-2007, 10:34 AM
so are you just making the other girls look dumb or are you actually setting up any weekend vacations?

mostly just being a dick.......I can't speak for Lawrence......he's all nice to them and shit.......sometimes it makes me pretty sick cause he knows they're ugly as sin :ese:

Skillz954
11-06-2007, 10:39 AM
wow you guys are slow today......

MikeM
11-06-2007, 10:44 AM
i think im gonna buy my next truck from florida...seems like everything really nice and a resonable price is down there or texas

in texas theyre all 2wd, thats why theyre so cheap. floridas seem to be 4wd so far though

MikeM
11-06-2007, 10:46 AM
Watch out for trucks near the coast. Salt water can be just as bad as road salt.

when i get a truck im gonna make side money with it by transporting boats

Niner
11-06-2007, 10:46 AM
mostly just being a dick.......I can't speak for Lawrence......he's all nice to them and shit.......sometimes it makes me pretty sick cause he knows they're ugly as sin :ese:

There are a couple one that look good from the pics, but yes there are a lot of uggos who are just into bikes so they can find guys that will sleep with them. The hardcore BW's of today own and ride bikes, and thinks that she isn't a BW because she rides.

MikeM
11-06-2007, 10:46 AM
mostly just being a dick.......I can't speak for Lawrence......he's all nice to them and shit.......sometimes it makes me pretty sick cause he knows they're ugly as sin :ese:

he loves the uggins

fatboystuntz
11-06-2007, 10:46 AM
How's the thumb?

its good..i get the stiches out tomorrow, then the DR said im gonna hve almost 100 percent movement already...but im still gonna wear this little brace i got cuz he said if i overdo it before its healed good i can rip the screws out...
im hopin to be able to work by dec 1st...i run outta sick days dec9

Niner
11-06-2007, 10:46 AM
when i get a truck im gonna make side money with it by transporting boats

From where to where?

Niner
11-06-2007, 10:47 AM
its good..i get the stiches out tomorrow, then the DR said im gonna hve almost 100 percent movement already...but im still gonna wear this little brace i got cuz he said if i overdo it before its healed good i can rip the screws out...
im hopin to be able to work by dec 1st...i run outta sick days dec9

Damn, you get a lot of sick days.

MikeM
11-06-2007, 10:50 AM
From where to where?

well everyone on long island lives within 10 miles of the water. Alot of people have boats here but dont have trucks to move them. In a real cold winter, sometimes the smaller bays freeze a little, so people keep their boats in their yards.

Niner
11-06-2007, 10:52 AM
well everyone on long island lives within 10 miles of the water. Alot of people have boats here but dont have trucks to move them. In a real cold winter, sometimes the smaller bays freeze a little, so people keep their boats in their yards.

So they hire people with trucks to moves them from the harborto their house and back in the spring? Do they have trailers and how much does one charge for this service. Can't the 'sclades on 28's move the boats?

fatboystuntz
11-06-2007, 10:54 AM
Damn, you get a lot of sick days.

shit....alst year i tore my AC joint in my shoulder and wasted 27 of them and this time i think i have about 33 to waste...not including the 6 i used during the year...i got 18 a year and if i dont use them they accumalte...my first 4 years here i barely used any of them...

and when i retire i get cut a check for half the amount of time of my accumalted sickdays...up to 12, 500 bux..

MikeM
11-06-2007, 10:55 AM
So they hire people with trucks to moves them from the harborto their house and back in the spring? Exactly
Do they have trailers and how much does one charge for this service.

They usually keep them on the trailers over the winter. And then put blocks under the trailer.
I dont know how much they charge, gonna look into that soon.
Can't the 'sclades on 28's move the boats?
They dont usually have hitches, and the smart ones are afraid of salt water.

Niner
11-06-2007, 11:01 AM
Exactly


They usually keep them on the trailers over the winter. And then put blocks under the trailer.
I dont know how much they charge, gonna look into that soon.

They dont usually have hitches, and the smart ones are afraid of salt water.

How do you get into that business?

MikeM
11-06-2007, 11:04 AM
How do you get into that business?

you put up signs at public boat ramps

MikeM
11-06-2007, 11:05 AM
you put up signs at public boat ramps

looks like i should offer free power washing too

Niner
11-06-2007, 11:11 AM
looks like i should offer free power washing too

Everyone who delivers them does?

MikeM
11-06-2007, 11:17 AM
Everyone who delivers them does?

ive been scouring the net for the past 15, i only found one direct 'competitor' and that guy does power washing and also mentioned vinyl wrapping. I have a power washer, but i cant compete with vinyl

MikeM
11-06-2007, 11:17 AM
ive been scouring the net for the past 15, i only found one direct 'competitor' and that guy does power washing and also mentioned vinyl wrapping. I have a power washer, but i cant compete with vinyl

and i still have no clue how much to charge

Niner
11-06-2007, 11:24 AM
ive been scouring the net for the past 15, i only found one direct 'competitor' and that guy does power washing and also mentioned vinyl wrapping. I have a power washer, but i cant compete with vinyl
Part of winterizing. It is big sheets of shrink wrap. A heat gun and a big roll of that shit is all you need. Look up boat winterizing.

and i still have no clue how much to charge

Act like a customer and get a price out of him.

MikeM
11-06-2007, 11:28 AM
Part of winterizing. It is big sheets of shrink wrap. A heat gun and a big roll of that shit is all you need. Look up boat winterizing.



Act like a customer and get a price out of him.

2 good ideas there joel:pimp:

Niner
11-06-2007, 11:30 AM
2 good ideas there joel:pimp:

Next house I buy i should get a couple big ass pole barns and offer storage, pickup, delivery, and winterizing of shit like boats, cars, bikes, etc etc.

Niner
11-06-2007, 11:37 AM
http://www.boatshrinkwrapping.com/services.html

MikeM
11-06-2007, 11:39 AM
Next house I buy i should get a couple big ass pole barns and offer storage, pickup, delivery, and winterizing of shit like boats, cars, bikes, etc etc.

storage is becoming a big business around here

MikeM
11-06-2007, 11:43 AM
if you have a 5th wheel setup, can you easily switch that to a gooseneck ball??

Niner
11-06-2007, 11:46 AM
if you have a 5th wheel setup, and a gooseneck set up can you easily switch ??

yes.

(changed it up a bit on you)

Skillz954
11-06-2007, 11:50 AM
There are a couple one that look good from the pics, but yes there are a lot of uggos who are just into bikes so they can find guys that will sleep with them. The hardcore BW's of today own and ride bikes, and thinks that she isn't a BW because she rides.

+1 I couldn't have said it better!! :thumbsup

MikeM
11-06-2007, 11:52 AM
yes.

(changed it up a bit on you)

i just want to be prepared for all types of hitches when i roll up to a customers house

Skillz954
11-06-2007, 11:52 AM
looks like i should offer free power washing too

and covering them.....all it takes is that blue plastic and a torch to shrink it.....it's pretty easy and when it's done you use a stencil to paint your info on it as free advertising!!

Skillz954
11-06-2007, 11:53 AM
Part of winterizing. It is big sheets of shrink wrap. A heat gun and a big roll of that shit is all you need. Look up boat winterizing.


Damn Niner and I are of one mind today......scary :ese:

Niner
11-06-2007, 11:54 AM
+1 I couldn't have said it better!! :thumbsup

I always her the same story from women over 200#s. "Yeah guys get all excited when they see two girls on one bike. i don't see what the big deal is"

I always picture some nasty hillbilly trucker getting excited because no self respecting man is going to get excited about your rolls and tank ass.

MikeM
11-06-2007, 11:54 AM
and covering them.....all it takes is that blue plastic and a torch to shrink it.....it's pretty easy and when it's done you use a stencil to paint your info on it as free advertising!!

oh thats a good idea too

Niner
11-06-2007, 11:55 AM
i just want to be prepared for all types of hitches when i roll up to a customers house

Unless it is a yacht you can use a frame mounted under bumper hitch. There are only 3 main trailer ball sizes.

Niner
11-06-2007, 11:56 AM
oh thats a good idea too

Use the bruce lee stencil.:thumbsup

Skillz954
11-06-2007, 11:57 AM
I always her the same story from women over 200#s. "Yeah guys get all excited when they see two girls on one bike. i don't see what the big deal is"

I always picture some nasty hillbilly trucker getting excited because no self respecting man is going to get excited about your rolls and tank ass.

HAHAHAHAHAHAH true story.....I was training as a supervisor last night and we walk into a trailer where this girl is working. And she starts bragging to the guy I'm with that she's already lost 10 pounds.....she's down to 230.....I almost choked.....that's 15 pounds more then me......then she added the obligatory big bones comment......:homer

Skillz954
11-06-2007, 11:58 AM
oh thats a good idea too

yeah I saw it on a boat yesterday driving to #2.......and the boat was in the front yard so everyone driving by could see......it struck me as a good idea.

Skillz954
11-06-2007, 11:59 AM
lunch time.....

MikeM
11-06-2007, 11:59 AM
Unless it is a yacht you can use a frame mounted under bumper hitch. There are only 3 main trailer ball sizes.

yeah i need to do a bit more research on this. i occasionally see gooseneck/5th boat trailers but bumper hitches seem to be alot more common.

Another thing im thinking might be cool is having a class 3 receiver in the front as well, for maneuvering trailers through tight backyards

Niner
11-06-2007, 11:59 AM
HAHAHAHAHAHAH true story.....I was training as a supervisor last night and we walk into a trailer where this girl is working. And she starts bragging to the guy I'm with that she's already lost 10 pounds.....she's down to 230.....I almost choked.....that's 15 pounds more then me......then she added the obligatory big bones comment......:homer

It only pisses me off because 50% of the new females I will meet in a given year fall into that category.


Big bones? She got dinosaur bones made out of lead?

MikeM
11-06-2007, 12:01 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAH true story.....I was training as a supervisor last night and we walk into a trailer where this girl is working. And she starts bragging to the guy I'm with that she's already lost 10 pounds.....she's down to 230.....I almost choked.....that's 15 pounds more then me......then she added the obligatory big bones comment......:homer

I buy into the big bones thing because I have noticably small bones.

Niner
11-06-2007, 12:02 PM
yeah i need to do a bit more research on this. i occasionally see gooseneck/5th boat trailers but bumper hitches seem to be alot more common.

Another thing im thinking might be cool is having a class 3 receiver in the front as well, for maneuvering trailers through tight backyards

It would take a lot of boat moving to make back a 5th wheel and gooseneck hitch. When you get into boats that size the people that own them either have them lifted out and dry docked at the marina or have a big garage and a big truck.

Niner
11-06-2007, 12:03 PM
I buy into the big bones thing because I have noticably small bones.

Her entire skeletal system doesn't weight the 90+ pounds that bitch is overweight by.

MikeM
11-06-2007, 12:03 PM
craigslist in kansas doesnt have good prices on diesel trucks. figured they would, guess its a southern thing

Niner
11-06-2007, 12:04 PM
craigslist in kansas doesnt have good prices on diesel trucks. figured they would, guess its a southern thing

They probably don't know what craigslist is.

Niner
11-06-2007, 12:07 PM
Shit 4 more hours to kill.

I think I'm going to bounce early so I can get to scrubbing kitty crispies off of food dishes.:censored

MikeM
11-06-2007, 12:12 PM
It would take a lot of boat moving to make back a 5th wheel and gooseneck hitch. When you get into boats that size the people that own them either have them lifted out and dry docked at the marina or have a big garage and a big truck.

marinas arent big around here. more often than not, boat slips are in peoples back yards. The towns on the south shore here, have canals that go up through the neighborhoods, so tens of thousands of people have bay/ocean access from their back yard. An average backyard with water like that has 2-3 boat slips, and its rare for the home owner to have more than 1 boat. So as you guess, they rent out the other slips for a thousand or so per summer.

People who own big boats DONT own big trucks, and nobody here has big garages. They store them in their backyards, and they drive german suv's or hummers or escalades. The hummer people might launch their boats themselves, but the escalade people dont, and the german suv jews definitely dont. Jews are bad drivers, smart enough to realize that, wouldnt even attempt backing up a trailer.

MikeM
11-06-2007, 12:13 PM
They probably don't know what craigslist is.

that might be true. i checked the farm and garden section and they get like 5 ads a day lol

MikeM
11-06-2007, 12:13 PM
Shit 4 more hours to kill.

I think I'm going to bounce early so I can get to scrubbing kitty crispies off of food dishes.:censored

hows the situation with female va's there?

Niner
11-06-2007, 12:17 PM
marinas arent big around here. more often than not, boat slips are in peoples back yards. The towns on the south shore here, have canals that go up through the neighborhoods, so tens of thousands of people have bay/ocean access from their back yard. An average backyard with water like that has 2-3 boat slips, and its rare for the home owner to have more than 1 boat. So as you guess, they rent out the other slips for a thousand or so per summer.

People who own big boats DONT own big trucks, and nobody here has big garages. They store them in their backyards, and they drive german suv's or hummers or escalades. The hummer people might launch their boats themselves, but the escalade people dont, and the german suv jews definitely dont. Jews are bad drivers, smart enough to realize that, wouldnt even attempt backing up a trailer.

Sounds promising then.

MikeM
11-06-2007, 12:18 PM
craigslist in kansas doesnt have good prices on diesel trucks. figured they would, guess its a southern thing

and they all have a billion miles on them. i guess that makes sence because there really is nothign within 10 miles of each other

Niner
11-06-2007, 12:19 PM
hows the situation with female va's there?

I got hosed. All the cute young ones are at the front desk. For the 2.5 hours I have been there 2/3 who clean out the cages were extremly fat (think beachball shaped).

MikeM
11-06-2007, 12:22 PM
I got hosed. All the cute young ones are at the front desk. For the 2.5 hours I have been there 2/3 who clean out the cages were extremly fat (think beachball shaped).

and such is life

Niner
11-06-2007, 12:22 PM
and such is life

I'm hoping it was just that one day.

Niner
11-06-2007, 12:23 PM
I need to remember to ask to work Wednedays too or I will not even come close to finishing on "time"

MikeM
11-06-2007, 12:24 PM
when we were in toledo, and we went to that dark street where the squids race, and the cops came, that was fun

MikeM
11-06-2007, 12:25 PM
ok time for bluntch

Niner
11-06-2007, 12:29 PM
when we were in toledo, and we went to that dark street where the squids race, and the cops came, that was fun

Didn't your ass get left behind?

Niner
11-06-2007, 12:38 PM
Hey mike, been to walmart lately?
http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/us/2007/11/06/sot.fl.cell.phone.bandit.wkmg
:ese:

ScottFuries
11-06-2007, 01:04 PM
i think i may be cured.

Skillz954
11-06-2007, 02:11 PM
I buy into the big bones thing because I have noticably small bones.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA that's what Becky said but she still likes you!! :ese:

Skillz954
11-06-2007, 02:15 PM
Shit 4 more hours to kill.

I think I'm going to bounce early so I can get to scrubbing kitty crispies off of food dishes.:censored

I took off after lunch.....went to fill a perscription, get new shoe laces for my work boots, and picked up Jay Z's new album for $10.49.......it's good......and I just got back a few minutes before 2pm......

Niner
11-06-2007, 02:18 PM
I took off after lunch.....went to fill a perscription, get new shoe laces for my work boots, and picked up Jay Z's new album for $10.49.......it's good......and I just got back a few minutes before 2pm......

Notivation is shot after getting fired, eh?

Skillz954
11-06-2007, 02:27 PM
I got hosed. All the cute young ones are at the front desk. For the 2.5 hours I have been there 2/3 who clean out the cages were extremly fat (think beachball shaped).

so find a reason to mosey up front......you're a smart kid......DO WORK :ese:

Skillz954
11-06-2007, 02:30 PM
Notivation is shot after getting fired, eh?

actually my boss who's staying dumped all this work on me today and i was like wtf?? She said she was told to put everything on me while she learns the new processes she'll be doing.......so I told her that's fucked up and that I have not been involved in any of these......she passed the buck on the blame......she's always been a sneaky lil bitch so I don't believe her but fuck it.....just waiting for my check and getting out ASAP......:twocents:

Niner
11-06-2007, 02:37 PM
actually my boss who's staying dumped all this work on me today and i was like wtf?? She said she was told to put everything on me while she learns the new processes she'll be doing.......so I told her that's fucked up and that I have not been involved in any of these......she passed the buck on the blame......she's always been a sneaky lil bitch so I don't believe her but fuck it.....just waiting for my check and getting out ASAP......:twocents:

Just do the bare minimum it takes not to be thrown out on your ass.:thumbsup

MikeM
11-06-2007, 02:43 PM
Didn't your ass get left behind?

no i was already at the other end of the road when they rolled up. then i went back for my coat, like a G

MikeM
11-06-2007, 02:43 PM
i think i may be cured.

knock on wood

MikeM
11-06-2007, 02:44 PM
Just do the bare minimum it takes not to be thrown out on your ass.:thumbsup

yup +1

MikeM
11-06-2007, 02:56 PM
damn 2 of my products are out of warranty.

Niner
11-06-2007, 03:01 PM
Becky put in for a transfer yet?
http://www.stuntusa.com/forums/showthread.php?t=34762
:ese:

Skillz954
11-06-2007, 03:01 PM
Just do the bare minimum it takes not to be thrown out on your ass.:thumbsup

in the words of Alie's mom "ed zachary" :thumbsup

Niner
11-06-2007, 03:05 PM
damn 2 of my products are out of warranty.



Huh?:lobster:

MikeM
11-06-2007, 03:23 PM
in the words of Alie's mom "ed zachary" :thumbsup

that one took me a couple seconds to get :jaman

MikeM
11-06-2007, 03:23 PM
Huh?:lobster:

some broken computers. i thought i could get them repaired for free

Niner
11-06-2007, 03:26 PM
:homersome broken computers. i thought i could get them repaired for free

Ah.:homer

MikeM
11-06-2007, 03:39 PM
today at the cheap gas station:

87 - $3.05
Diesel - $3.59

Niner
11-06-2007, 03:45 PM
today at the cheap gas station:

87 - $3.05
Diesel - $3.59

I need to throw the 5 gallons of #2 diesel I have in the bed of my truck in the tank and fill the can back up with winter bled so it doesn't gel up. I should fill up before it goes up more as well.

MikeM
11-06-2007, 03:50 PM
I need to throw the 5 gallons of #2 diesel I have in the bed of my truck in the tank and fill the can back up with winter bled so it doesn't gel up. I should fill up before it goes up more as well.

why is the price of fuel going up this time niner?

Skillz954
11-06-2007, 03:51 PM
that one took me a couple seconds to get :jaman

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I was waiting......:thumbsup

Niner
11-06-2007, 03:51 PM
why is the price of fuel going up this time niner?

Have you seen the crude oil prices? That and the weather getting colder. Drives up demand for heating oil.

Skillz954
11-06-2007, 03:52 PM
why is the price of fuel going up this time niner?

I asked that yesterday......it's usually only in the summer it increases and drops over the winter?!?!?!

Niner
11-06-2007, 03:53 PM
I asked that yesterday......it's usually only in the summer it increases and drops over the winter?!?!?!

Not when crude oil prices are over $90 a barrell. Blame china.

fatboystuntz
11-06-2007, 03:54 PM
today at the cheap gas station:

87 - $3.05
Diesel - $3.59

Jesus chirst...
here at wawa
87 is $2.61

havent seen deisel yet today but the other day it was $3.05 i belive

MikeM
11-06-2007, 03:55 PM
i want a nuclear reactor powered truck. I guess a modified steam engine would work

MikeM
11-06-2007, 03:55 PM
Jesus chirst...
here at wawa
87 is $2.61

havent seen deisel yet today but the other day it was $3.05 i belive

nj has the second cheapest gas in the country, ny has the 5th most expensive. go figure.

Skillz954
11-06-2007, 03:56 PM
Not when crude oil prices are over $90 a barrell. Blame china.

another reason I hate asians!! :patriot:

MikeM
11-06-2007, 03:59 PM
another reason I hate asians!! :patriot:

a good plague could help with chinas overpopulation problems

fatboystuntz
11-06-2007, 04:02 PM
nj has the second cheapest gas in the country, ny has the 5th most expensive. go figure.

i find that crazy...Im less thatn 15 min from SI i cant belive how much the differenc ein gas prices are

Skillz954
11-06-2007, 04:37 PM
I'm out for the night Kids!!

JONESER
11-06-2007, 04:43 PM
Part of winterizing. It is big sheets of shrink wrap. A heat gun and a big roll of that shit is all you need. Look up boat winterizing.
Act like a customer and get a price out of him.

Alot of boat manufactures do that to new boats for transport. Ever seen 'em on the highway stacked on a trailer wrapped in white shit?

storage is becoming a big business around here

Did you notice all the boat/RV storages places on the way to my house?
Around here, most neighborhoods have deed restrictions. No visible, parked objects. If you have a back yard big enough for your boat, trailer, RV/camper, then you can have it at your house. Otherwise you have to have it in storage. Actually, you can have any of the above in your yard as long as it doesn't protrude the face of your house. I have a pop-up camper & a trailer on the side of my house. They both are behind the face of the house so nothing can be said.

MikeM
11-06-2007, 04:53 PM
duramax's are expensive

MikeM
11-06-2007, 05:11 PM
why are pre 99 powerstrokes not as good again? and would a decent tuner make up for it if its a power issue?

scott3824
11-06-2007, 05:19 PM
i find that crazy...Im less thatn 15 min from SI i cant belive how much the differenc ein gas prices are

state taxes

scott3824
11-06-2007, 05:21 PM
today at the cheap gas station:

87 - $3.05
Diesel - $3.59

3.19 and 3.49 respectively

Niner
11-06-2007, 09:00 PM
duramax's are expensive

Why I didn't buy one....

Niner
11-06-2007, 09:03 PM
why are pre 99 powerstrokes not as good again? and would a decent tuner make up for it if its a power issue?

Different engine. IDI. Actually the early 99's werent that great. Late 99-2003 7.3 is what you want. Perferably the 99.5-2001.

JONESER
11-06-2007, 09:51 PM
Different engine. IDI. Actually the early 99's werent that great. Late 99-2003 7.3 is what you want. Perferably the 99.5-2001.

+1
My dad has the late '99 F350 4 door dually with that motor. Shits DOPE!

What are they goin' for now? He bought his back in 2001 for $29,000.

MikeM
11-06-2007, 11:21 PM
Different engine. IDI. Actually the early 99's werent that great. Late 99-2003 7.3 is what you want. Perferably the 99.5-2001.

I dont want a nice truck, I want a semi beater. Im looking mid to late 90s, under 10 grand. Its not gonna be my daily driver for the most part.

MikeM
11-06-2007, 11:24 PM
I dont want a nice truck, I want a semi beater. Im looking mid to late 90s, under 10 grand. Its not gonna be my daily driver for the most part.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Ford-F-250-XLT-1996-Ford-f-250-4x4-Diesel-POWERSTROKE-X-CAB-XLT_W0QQcmdZViewItemQQcategoryZ39415QQihZ013QQitem Z230187256834QQrdZ1QQsspagenameZWDVW

MikeM
11-06-2007, 11:49 PM
Different engine. IDI. Actually the early 99's werent that great. Late 99-2003 7.3 is what you want. Perferably the 99.5-2001.

how can i tell when in 99 one was produced?

this one for example

http://www.autotrader.com/fyc/vdp.jsp?car_id=233472436&dealer_id=613152&car_year=1999&model=F250&num_records=&systime=1194410596231&make3=&make2=FORD&start_year=1994&keywordsfyc=&keywordsrep=&engine=&certified=&body_code=0&fuel=Diesel&awsp=false&search_type=both&distance=200&marketZipError=false&model2=F350&search_lang=en&make=FORD&color=&page_location=findacar%3A%3Aispsearchform&min_price=&drive=4+wheel+drive&default_sort=priceDESC&max_mileage=&style_flag=1&sort_type=priceDESC&address=11507&advanced=y&end_year=1999&doors=&transmission=&max_price=10000&cardist=200

http://images.autotrader.com/images/2007/11/5/233/472/3276711910.233472436.IM1.02.565x421_A.562x421.jpg

beckybBITCHES
11-07-2007, 07:46 AM
my kitty just used the litterbox!!! yay she's trained!

beckybBITCHES
11-07-2007, 07:47 AM
how can i tell when in 99 one was produced?

this one for example

http://www.autotrader.com/fyc/vdp.jsp?car_id=233472436&dealer_id=613152&car_year=1999&model=F250&num_records=&systime=1194410596231&make3=&make2=FORD&start_year=1994&keywordsfyc=&keywordsrep=&engine=&certified=&body_code=0&fuel=Diesel&awsp=false&search_type=both&distance=200&marketZipError=false&model2=F350&search_lang=en&make=FORD&color=&page_location=findacar%3A%3Aispsearchform&min_price=&drive=4+wheel+drive&default_sort=priceDESC&max_mileage=&style_flag=1&sort_type=priceDESC&address=11507&advanced=y&end_year=1999&doors=&transmission=&max_price=10000&cardist=200

http://images.autotrader.com/images/2007/11/5/233/472/3276711910.233472436.IM1.02.565x421_A.562x421.jpg

that's a nice truck :thumbsup

MikeM
11-07-2007, 07:53 AM
that's a nice truck :thumbsup

$7,900 In virginia

beckybBITCHES
11-07-2007, 08:02 AM
$7,900 In virginia

GET IT! :whipping

MikeM
11-07-2007, 08:10 AM
drive down and tow the jeep home? or ride down and buy a 2x12 when i get there

MikeM
11-07-2007, 08:11 AM
wonder if there are any strange laws about flying with a license plate

MikeM
11-07-2007, 08:16 AM
http://images.autotrader.com/images/2007/11/5/233/472/3276711911.233472436.IM1.03.565x421_A.562x421.jpg

Zuki750
11-07-2007, 08:29 AM
how can i tell when in 99 one was produced?

this one for example

http://www.autotrader.com/fyc/vdp.jsp?car_id=233472436&dealer_id=613152&car_year=1999&model=F250&num_records=&systime=1194410596231&make3=&make2=FORD&start_year=1994&keywordsfyc=&keywordsrep=&engine=&certified=&body_code=0&fuel=Diesel&awsp=false&search_type=both&distance=200&marketZipError=false&model2=F350&search_lang=en&make=FORD&color=&page_location=findacar%3A%3Aispsearchform&min_price=&drive=4+wheel+drive&default_sort=priceDESC&max_mileage=&style_flag=1&sort_type=priceDESC&address=11507&advanced=y&end_year=1999&doors=&transmission=&max_price=10000&cardist=200

http://images.autotrader.com/images/2007/11/5/233/472/3276711910.233472436.IM1.02.565x421_A.562x421.jpg
That is an early build. The Powerstroke emblem was moved from the fender to the door on the later builds.

Niner
11-07-2007, 08:33 AM
wonder if there are any strange laws about flying with a license plate

Buy an in transit plate if VA offers them.

Niner
11-07-2007, 08:35 AM
my kitty just used the litterbox!!! yay she's trained!

Watch her crap on the floor later today.

MikeM
11-07-2007, 08:40 AM
That is an early build. The Powerstroke emblem was moved from the fender to the door on the later builds.

what change did they make half way thru 99 that makes the later ones that much better?

I like this one because its the exact cab/bed length i want

MikeM
11-07-2007, 08:42 AM
just missed my train. thats too bad, too too bad

Zuki750
11-07-2007, 08:45 AM
what change did they make half way thru 99 that makes the later ones that much better?

I like this one because its the exact cab/bed length i want
I think the rods are different. I'm not sure what else. I've never done much research as I don't want a vehicle with 150,000+ miles on it.

Niner
11-07-2007, 08:52 AM
I think the rods are different. I'm not sure what else. I've never done much research as I don't want a vehicle with 150,000+ miles on it.
I'm pretty sure it has the same rods. Turbo, intake plenum and a bunch of other shit like hubs are different.

Niner
11-07-2007, 08:54 AM
SO it looks like there are 3 REALLY fat girls, 2 crack head skinny girls, and about 5 girls that are on the thicker side of average.

Niner
11-07-2007, 09:00 AM
SO it looks like there are 3 REALLY fat girls, 2 crack head skinny girls, and about 5 girls that are on the thicker side of average.

And I still only saw one other guy there all night.

Zuki750
11-07-2007, 09:02 AM
SO it looks like there are 3 REALLY fat girls, 2 crack head skinny girls, and about 5 girls that are on the thicker side of average.
What are you talking about?

Niner
11-07-2007, 09:07 AM
What are you talking about?

My community service.

MikeM
11-07-2007, 09:12 AM
SO it looks like there are 3 REALLY fat girls, 2 crack head skinny girls, and about 5 girls that are on the thicker side of average.

ready to lower your standards yet?

Niner
11-07-2007, 09:25 AM
ready to lower your standards yet?

My standards aren't that high. I just can't bring myself to bang a chick who weighs more than I do and is 5" shorter.

MikeM
11-07-2007, 09:26 AM
My standards aren't that high. I just can't bring myself to bang a chick who weighs more than I do and is 5" shorter.

you should bang one anyway, just for practice

ScottFuries
11-07-2007, 09:39 AM
My standards aren't that high. I just can't bring myself to bang a chick who weighs more than I do and is 5" shorter.

shit im trying to think of the quote from otis in the devils rejects...
"i keep my standards low so im easily impressed"
?????

Niner
11-07-2007, 09:44 AM
you should bang one anyway, just for practice

If I wanted to fuck a whale I would have become a marine biologist.

Skillz954
11-07-2007, 09:58 AM
my kitty just used the litterbox!!! yay she's trained!

where are the pics Bitch!! :ese:

Skillz954
11-07-2007, 09:59 AM
drive down and tow the jeep home? or ride down and buy a 2x12 when i get there

ride down and have him follow you to a loading dock......drive in

Niner
11-07-2007, 10:00 AM
ride down and have him follow you to a loading dock......drive in

It's 4wd, find a deep ditch.

Skillz954
11-07-2007, 10:00 AM
SO it looks like there are 3 REALLY fat girls, 2 crack head skinny girls, and about 5 girls that are on the thicker side of average.

so that's 10 chicks you might have a shot with......:thumbsup

Niner
11-07-2007, 10:03 AM
so that's 10 chicks you might have a shot with......:thumbsup

I need to figure out how old they are.

Skillz954
11-07-2007, 10:03 AM
you should bang one anyway, just for practice

+1 true story........that way when you finish in under 30 seconds you won't care!! :thumbsup

Skillz954
11-07-2007, 10:04 AM
I need to figure out how old they are.

fat chicks don't care about age......just that a guy is willing to fuck em......or at the least let em suck it!! :thumbsup

Niner
11-07-2007, 10:04 AM
+1 true story........that way when you finish in under 30 seconds you won't care!! :thumbsup

I'd have to be so drunk to, that I wouldn't finish.

Niner
11-07-2007, 10:05 AM
fat chicks don't care about age......just that a guy is willing to fuck em......or at the least let em suck it!! :thumbsup

You can have the whales skillz.:thumbsup

Skillz954
11-07-2007, 10:12 AM
I'd have to be so drunk to, that I wouldn't finish.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH that's always bad.......just throw in the towel and say fuck it!! :homer

Skillz954
11-07-2007, 10:13 AM
You can have the whales skillz.:thumbsup

no thanks......I'm good......I should actually be getting laid tonight......starting to get bitchy.....it's been 3 days......:teacher:

Niner
11-07-2007, 10:15 AM
no thanks......I'm good......I should actually be getting laid tonight......starting to get bitchy.....it's been 3 days......:teacher:

Here's some porn for you Skillz:
http://www.aasurgery.com/images/bnas-assets/a-lipo-01-sm.jpg

Zuki750
11-07-2007, 10:25 AM
Here's some porn for you Skillz:
http://www.aasurgery.com/images/bnas-assets/a-lipo-01-sm.jpg
Absolutely uncalled for. You bastard.

Skillz954
11-07-2007, 10:26 AM
Absolutely uncalled for. You bastard.


I can't believe you clicked on that.......dumbass.......so what was it?? HAHAHAHAHAHAH

Zuki750
11-07-2007, 10:35 AM
I can't believe you clicked on that.......dumbass.......so what was it?? HAHAHAHAHAHAH
Before and After pics.

beckybBITCHES
11-07-2007, 10:36 AM
mikem, if you want me to call you, now is the time to give me your number

beckybBITCHES
11-07-2007, 10:40 AM
ok just call me at home and i'll call you back on the number, i'm giong to be here until 1135 your time

MikeM
11-07-2007, 11:43 AM
ok just call me at home and i'll call you back on the number, i'm giong to be here until 1135 your time

im actually busy at work