PAR Special Forces training thread

[MikeM]

Gear up for battle

[Sizzle]

Gear up for battle


Sizzle reportind for special training sir.

[MikeM]

I have a new weapon for this weekend

[MamaTaz]

reporting for duty Sir :patriot:

[Sizzle]

Damn Its gonna rain today and I just got my new sprocket and chain put on, wnated to test it out. Guess it gonna be a rain test.

[Sizzle]

I have a new weapon for this weekend


So tell the secret. What kind of weapon.

[MikeM]

So tell the secret. What kind of weapon.
Im gonna get her drunk, and try to work my way into her butt.

[scott3824]

what up

[MikeM]

Im gonna get her drunk, and try to work my way into her butt.
maybe i wasnt supposed to say that out loud

[Sizzle]

Im gonna get her drunk, and try to work my way into her butt.


Hmmm this sounds like g-14 classified mission. I wish you luck sir.

[scott3824]

posting from the highway ...

the monsoons and tornados and hurricanes delayed my trip last night

[MikeM]

what up
usual shit... tits n ass, wheelies, post whore training

[Sizzle]

what up

What up with you?

[MamaTaz]

Damn Its gonna rain today and I just got my new sprocket and chain put on, wnated to test it out. Guess it gonna be a rain test.
I got new Vortex sprockets and chain on Tuesday...LOVE EM!

[beckybBITCHES]

I have a new weapon for this weekend
what is that

[MikeM]

Hmmm this sounds like g-14 classified mission. I wish you luck sir.
g-14 is the shit i make her smoke to get her into my backseat

[Sizzle]

posting from the highway ...

the monsoons and tornados and hurricanes delayed my trip last night

Damn I fuckin hate tornadoes.

[MamaTaz]

Im gonna get her drunk, and try to work my way into her butt.
rumor has it you might not have to get her drunk :whisper:

[beckybBITCHES]

maybe i wasnt supposed to say that out loud
hahahahaha

[MikeM]

posting from the highway ...

the monsoons and tornados and hurricanes delayed my trip last night
im gonna go to kansas for tornado season i think

[Sizzle]

g-14 is the shit i make her smoke to get her into my backseat

Damn sounds like some bomb.

[beckybBITCHES]

posting from the highway ...

the monsoons and tornados and hurricanes delayed my trip last night
gaaaaaaawd i hate tornado and wind storms :Argh:

[MikeM]

Damn I fuckin hate tornadoes.
ive never seen one but now that im dating a girl from kansas its on my list of stiff to see

[T&A]

Reporting for duty....but now leaving for lunch

[MikeM]

rumor has it you might not have to get her drunk :whisper:
probably not, but i have some girth and it'll hurt her less if shes plastered

[beckybBITCHES]

rumor has it you might not have to get her drunk :whisper:
what are yooooooou talking about

[beckybBITCHES]

im gonna go to kansas for tornado season i think
DO IT!

[Sizzle]

ive never seen one but now that im dating a girl from kansas its on my list of stiff to see
Shit I usually see a couple a summer. When I was six a tornado took my swingset and trampoline. Fuckin scared for life. LOL!!!

[MikeM]

what are yooooooou talking about
shes tryin to mess up ur plan to get free drinks :lobster:

[beckybBITCHES]

g-14 is the shit i make her smoke to get her into my backseat
:yes:

[MikeM]

:yes:
so uhh... what are u wearing today?

[beckybBITCHES]

Shit I usually see a couple a summer. When I was six a tornado took my swingset and trampoline. Fuckin scared for life. LOL!!!
one was in my backyard a few years ago...and we don't have a basement so we had to go next door....scary shit

[MamaTaz]

what are yooooooou talking about
it has nothing to do with booze....you dang pot head

[beckybBITCHES]

shes tryin to mess up ur plan to get free drinks :lobster:
that BITCH!

[MikeM]

it has nothing to do with booze....you dang pot head
taz do you like to smoke and get some anal lovin?

[beckybBITCHES]

so uhh... what are u wearing today?
melissa said i look goth :shrugg
well i'm wearing black pants...black shirt..so yeah, i look depressed

[beckybBITCHES]

it has nothing to do with booze....you dang pot head
what, no

[MikeM]

dont get salty now

[beckybBITCHES]

taz do you like to smoke and get some anal lovin?
ahahaha, TAZ do anal in the car on lunch....let me know how it is incase i want to do it this weekend

[Sizzle]

one was in my backyard a few years ago...and we don't have a basement so we had to go next door....scary shit


Ya we never had a basement either. Just hid in the bathroom cause it had no window. Shit sux fuck tornandoes.

[MikeM]

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Scoot = PAR mobil forces

[beckybBITCHES]

dont get salty now
LOL...i had a sea salt bagel this morning...it was good :whywait

[MikeM]

LOL...i had a sea salt bagel this morning...it was good :whywait
lol sea salt

[beckybBITCHES]

Ya we never had a basement either. Just hid in the bathroom cause it had no window. Shit sux fuck tornandoes.
well...i'm kinda shocked because the big wuss that i am, i was actually outside taking pictures of the clouds and the one that was about 15 miles from my house...i'm such a chicken, my dad was like what the hell are you doign you dumbass

[beckybBITCHES]

lol sea salt
haha what's that?

[Sizzle]

well...i'm kinda shocked because the big wuss that i am, i was actually outside taking pictures of the clouds and the one that was about 15 miles from my house...i'm such a chicken, my dad was like what the hell are you doign you dumbass


Ya I need to get out of the midwest then if you go to the coasts it is either earthquakes or hurricanes. So I guess its not to bad.

[MikeM]

haha what's that?
lets go to michigan in a couple months

[beckybBITCHES]

Ya I need to get out of the midwest then if you go to the coasts it is either earthquakes or hurricanes. So I guess its not to bad.
yeah, living on the coast blows ... no sonics

[beckybBITCHES]

lets go to michigan in a couple months
ok. i already made friends there....it will be fun. plan it.

[MikeM]

Ya I need to get out of the midwest then if you go to the coasts it is either earthquakes or hurricanes. So I guess its not to bad.
we get about 1 hurricane per year on the north east coast. But by the time they get this far north, theyre just storms. I only remember 1 hurricane in the last 29 years that we actually lost power from.

[MikeM]

ok. i already made friends there....it will be fun. plan it.
we're staying at scoots house?

[beckybBITCHES]

we get about 1 hurricane per year on the north east coast. But by the time they get this far north, theyre just storms. I only remember 1 hurricane in the last 29 years that we actually lost power from.
it rains too much here

[MikeM]

it rains too much here
its rained alot this year, i dont know whats up with that. usually april and august are the only rainy months

[Sizzle]

we get about 1 hurricane per year on the north east coast. But by the time they get this far north, theyre just storms. I only remember 1 hurricane in the last 29 years that we actually lost power from.


Ya that aint to bad you are from Long Island right?

[beckybBITCHES]

we're staying at scoots house?
yes, he has a spare bedroom

[beckybBITCHES]

its rained alot this year, i dont know whats up with that. usually april and august are the only rainy months
you do have nice beachs though....i like playing in the waves with my jeans and my kids with their underwear on :Noooo:

[LEASNIT]

Staceys mom ... has got it goin on......

[MikeM]

Ya that aint to bad you are from Long Island right?
Yup, I live right by the beach mon

[MikeM]

yes, he has a spare bedroom
ok start lining that shit up

[beckybBITCHES]

Ya that aint to bad you are from Long Island right?
yes. to get there you have to take a magical ferry boat :rotfl: :rotfl:

[beckybBITCHES]

Staceys mom ... has got it goin on......
i heard that yesterday on my way home from work

[MikeM]

Staceys mom ... has got it goin on......
stacys mom blew me last year

[Sizzle]

Yup, I live right by the beach mon


Must be nice I havent seen a beach for years. I really need a vaction to the coast.

[beckybBITCHES]

ok start lining that shit up
ok i have a babysitter already....i just need to save up for the tickets...give me a few months and i'll be set :thumbsup

[MamaTaz]

Must be nice I havent seen a beach for years. I really need a vaction to the coast.
when you go will you take me with you???

[beckybBITCHES]

Must be nice I havent seen a beach for years. I really need a vaction to the coast.
vacations are fabulous

[beckybBITCHES]

when you go will you take me with you???
i'll take you with me....we should take the kids and go to disneyworld next year...seriously

[Sizzle]

vacations are fabulous
Fuck ya I actually get a week next month cant decide what I want to do yet though.

[MikeM]

vacations are fabulous
i wouldnt know

[LEASNIT]

stacys mom blew me last year

I wanna be blown by beckys mom ... stacey's is hotter, but I think beckys could suck the chrome off a 26" wheel .....

[beckybBITCHES]

Fuck ya I actually get a week next month cant decide what I want to do yet though.
sit at home and relax....only go to the warm when it's cold in ne

[MamaTaz]

i'll take you with me....we should take the kids and go to disneyworld next year...seriously
I went to Disney last october...without the little one though...nothing like a bunch of grown up partyin in Disney...until the hurricane blew through & scared the shit out of us Iowans! LMAO

[MikeM]

i'll take you with me....we should take the kids and go to disneyworld next year...seriously
and bring amy for the hook upz

[beckybBITCHES]

i wouldnt know
wanna take one soon?

[Sizzle]

sit at home and relax....only go to the warm when it's cold in ne
That a good idea, just relax and enjoy not workin.

[MamaTaz]

and bring amy for the hook upz
no shit!! LMAO It's hella expensive w/out the hook ups

[MikeM]

I wanna be blown by beckys mom ... stacey's is hotter, but I think beckys could suck the chrome off a 26" wheel .....
yeah beckys mom knows what do do with it I hear

[MamaTaz]

wanna take one soon?
you guys can come visit Mama in the DMI

[MikeM]

wanna take one soon?
yeah, michigan

[LEASNIT]

you guys can come visit Mama in the DMI

hang on with cows? .. Moooooooooooooooooooo...

[MamaTaz]

yeah beckys mom knows what do do with it I hear
where do you think becky got it from?? She got it from her momma!

[MikeM]

hang on with cows? .. Moooooooooooooooooooo...
i wouldnt mind visiting iowa, id like to see what its like there

[MamaTaz]

hang on with cows? .. Moooooooooooooooooooo...
we got more than cows smart ass



corn & pigs

[Sizzle]

we got more than cows smart ass



corn & pigs

Oh shit sounds just like Nebraska cows and corn fields.

[MamaTaz]

i wouldnt mind visiting iowa, id like to see what its like there
it's really not THAT bad...the people are friendly

[LEASNIT]

we got more than cows smart ass



corn & pigs

lmao .. well im sold? ... hahaha ....

[MikeM]

Oh shit sounds just like Nebraska cows and corn fields.
We just grow italians jews and puerto ricans here.

[MamaTaz]

Oh shit sounds just like Nebraska cows and corn fields.
LMAO!! Yeah, only difference is the people are smarter here!!

[MikeM]

it's really not THAT bad...the people are friendly
i hear the girls are easy

bigt told me that :ese:

[MamaTaz]

lmao .. well im sold? ... hahaha ....
sorry, no sheep here :sheephum:

[Sizzle]

We just grow italians jews and puerto ricans here.


LMAO!!

[LEASNIT]

sorry, no sheep here :sheephum:

Good .... how about citys.. u guys got those? LOL

[LEASNIT]

yeah, michigan

:thumbsup

[Sizzle]

LMAO!! Yeah, only difference is the people are smarter here!!
Oh shit! That fucked up we are not all dumb here. Granted ther is quiet a few dummies.

[MamaTaz]

Good .... how about citys.. u guys got those? LOL
yeah, we got one or two statewide :fucktard

[LEASNIT]

We just grow italians jews and puerto ricans here.

How much for a dozen puerto rican's?

[LEASNIT]

yeah, we got one or two statewide :fucktard

:rotfl: Moooooooooooooooo...

[Sizzle]

How much for a dozen puerto rican's?
If ya buy bulk ya get a better deal.

[LEASNIT]

If ya buy bulk ya get a better deal.

Ok .. how much for a gross of em? ... LOL

[MamaTaz]

Oh shit! That fucked up we are not all dumb here. Granted ther is quiet a few dummies.
LOL...thought I was gonna be able to sneak that one past ya

[beckybBITCHES]

meow

[MamaTaz]

Good .... how about citys.. u guys got those? LOL
we even have running water & in door toilets in some places

[Sizzle]

LOL...thought I was gonna be able to sneak that one past ya


Its cool we do have a lot of dumb ass people here.

[beckybBITCHES]

where do you think becky got it from?? She got it from her momma!
i lvoe that song, lol

[LEASNIT]

we even have running water & in door toilets in some places

I call :bs: ..... :rotfl:

[LEASNIT]

lunch time!

[MamaTaz]

I call :bs: ..... :rotfl:
if i wasn't at work I'd show you pics of me using one of our fancy indoor toilets...maybe later

[beckybBITCHES]

if i wasn't at work I'd show you pics of me using one of our fancy indoor toilets...maybe later
hahahaha wtf

[MamaTaz]

i lvoe that song, lol
i've been humming it since i posted that :musicdj

[beckybBITCHES]

i gotta pee, but i don't want to get up

[MamaTaz]

hahahaha wtf
I've got pics of me peeing on da potty at the bar one night....forgot to lock the door which is clear glass until you lock it & then it frosts over...well I was drunk & had to pee...didn't lock the door & Biggy-T thought it would be hot to take a pic of me on da pisser

[beckybBITCHES]

i've been humming it since i posted that :musicdj
where you get that ass from, you get it from your mama

[beckybBITCHES]

I've got pics of me peeing on da potty at the bar one night....forgot to lock the door which is clear glass until you lock it & then it frosts over...well I was drunk & had to pee...didn't lock the door & Biggy-T thought it would be hot to take a pic of me on da pisser
wow, what a pussy :gayfight

[Sizzle]

I've got pics of me peeing on da potty at the bar one night....forgot to lock the door which is clear glass until you lock it & then it frosts over...well I was drunk & had to pee...didn't lock the door & Biggy-T thought it would be hot to take a pic of me on da pisser


Them bathrooms are crazy they have those were my bro live completely clear from the inside mirror tint from the outside.

[MamaTaz]

Them bathrooms are crazy they have those were my bro live completely clear from the inside mirror tint from the outside.
these are totally clear until you lock the door & even when the door is locked they just frost over, you still see shadows

[beckybBITCHES]

ok back to work :bomb:

[Sizzle]

these are totally clear until you lock the door & even when the door is locked they just frost over, you still see shadows

Damn guess you have to remember to lock. Which is messed up cause after some boozin it is easy to forget shit like that. LOL!!!

[MamaTaz]

Damn guess you have to remember to lock. Which is messed up cause after some boozin it is easy to forget shit like that. LOL!!!
no shit & it doesn't help that the bathrooms line the entire back wall of the bar, behind the 3 DJ's so EVERYBODY is facing the bathrooms

[MikeM]

How much for a dozen puerto rican's?
$20 and an 80's bmw for all 12 of them to ride in

[MamaTaz]

$20 and an 80's bmw for all 12 of them to ride in
I want an 80's BMW :drive

[Sizzle]

I want an 80's BMW :drive

My aunt use to have a beater 80 BMW me and my cuz used to drive and thinkin we were pimp cause it was a beemer. :woot

[T&A]

LOL...i had a sea salt bagel this morning...it was good :whywait

I never got my e-bagel wtf?

[T&A]

lets go to michigan in a couple months

Do it :check:

[T&A]

yes, he has a spare bedroom

He better lay plastic down in that room and cover the furniture if you guys are staying there...

[Sizzle]

He better lay plastic down in that room and cover the furniture if you guys are staying there...


Could get a little crazy and a ittle messy :69:

[T&A]

I just ahd a blind 3 in a row post...woot!

[Sizzle]

Damn nobody wants to look at houses in the rain. Boring dat foe me.

[MamaTaz]

My aunt use to have a beater 80 BMW me and my cuz used to drive and thinkin we were pimp cause it was a beemer. :woot
I dated a guy in highschool that had the coolest old beemer...used to give him hand jobs so I could drive it on the weekends! LMAO

[Sizzle]

I dated a guy in highschool that had the coolest old beemer...used to give him hand jobs so I could drive it on the weekends! LMAO

Hmm well Im buying a beemer and coming down to visit. LOL!!!!!!!!!!

[Sizzle]

I need a avatar.

[MikeM]

He better lay plastic down in that room and cover the furniture if you guys are staying there...
hes got furniture?

[MikeM]

Hmm well Im buying a beemer and coming down to visit. LOL!!!!!!!!!!
i was just gonna fly out there and rent one

[MikeM]

ok time to eat now, but first a tasty blunt

[Sizzle]

i was just gonna fly out there and rent one


Hmm not a bad Idea but Im within drivein distance. So a pack a blunts and a 80s beemer, now thats a road trip.

[Sizzle]

ok time to eat now, but first a tasty blunt


Damn let me get a couple hits before you bounce outta here!!!!

[Sizzle]

One more for three in a row.

[MikeM]

Hmm not a bad Idea but Im within drivein distance. So a pack a blunts and a 80s beemer, now thats a road trip.
i dont think shes gonna give u any play with an 80s beemer nowdays, that was 15 years ago

[Sizzle]

Ok make it 4 in a row. Damn blocked Lol!!

[Sizzle]

i dont think shes gonna give u any play with an 80s beemer nowdays, that was 15 years ago


Well gonna have to swoop that new 7 series then.

[T&A]

Damn nobody wants to look at houses in the rain. Boring dat foe me.

I do, but I'm working

[MikeM]

http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/06/22/motorcycle.lightning.ap/index.html

motorcyclist killed by lightning in colorado

[T&A]

hes got furniture?

yes, seen here (http://www.furnitureporn.com/)

[Sizzle]

I do, but I'm working


Ya but not In Nebraska!!

[T&A]

Ya but not In Nebraska!!

No...def. not....

[MamaTaz]

Hmm well Im buying a beemer and coming down to visit. LOL!!!!!!!!!!
that was highschool man...things have changed alot since then!

[Sizzle]

No...def. not....


Hey ther isnt anything wrong with Nebraska........................... Ok I aint gonna lie NE sux.

[Sizzle]

that was highschool man...things have changed alot since then!


Well I was just givin shit anyways.

[T&A]

Hey ther isnt anything wrong with Nebraska........................... Ok I aint gonna lie NE sux.

I think we all determiend that none of us are living in the ideal state

[Sizzle]

I think we all determiend that none of us are living in the ideal state

Thank you mr obvious.

[LEASNIT]

Mike ... I just found ur theme song......

Pennywise - Lets Go Smoke Some Pot

[Sizzle]

Its slow up in here today. Though we did finish off that other thread.

[LEASNIT]

Yeah im not payin a whole hell of alot of attention today......

[Sizzle]

Yeah im not payin a whole hell of alot of attention today......


Yeah Im jsut bored as fuck today it raining so I can ttest out my new sprockets.

[LEASNIT]

I suppose I should be in the garage working...... pretty fuckin humid out tho..

[Sizzle]

Well I out to lunch PTFO!!

[MamaTaz]

Well I was just givin shit anyways.
It's okay...it's just gonna take more than an 80's beemer to get a hand job these days

[LEASNIT]

It's okay...it's just gonna take more than an 80's beemer to get a hand job these days

I got head in a 1988 dodge omni ....

[MamaTaz]

I got head in a 1988 dodge omni ....
:rotfl: :rotfl:

you sir, are a pimp :pimp1

[LEASNIT]

:rotfl: :rotfl:

you sir, are a pimp :pimp1

thanks.. haha, I got alot of props for that.. hell I was impressed myself ...

[beckybBITCHES]

where did mike go

[LEASNIT]

where did mike go

Sleeping with a coworker in the back of his jeep......

[beckybBITCHES]

Sleeping with a coworker in the back of his jeep......
well lol i got nothing

[Kunty]

well lol i got nothing


hes cheating on you.. wait no hes not.. your just sharing the goods

[beckybBITCHES]

hes cheating on you.. wait no hes not.. your just sharing the goods
meet me in the bathroom we can play footsies and fine some green or frozen hotdogs :nudge:

[LEASNIT]

meet me in the bathroom we can play footsies and fine some green or frozen hotdogs :nudge:

I might be game for this .. what time?

[beckybBITCHES]

I might be game for this .. what time?
how about a quarter till never :check:

[LEASNIT]

hes cheating on you.. wait no hes not.. your just sharing the goods

Hi friend...

[LEASNIT]

how about a quarter till never :check:

Ooooooooooooooooooooooooh ... burn ....

[MamaTaz]

meet me in the bathroom we can play footsies and fine some green or frozen hotdogs :nudge:
that made me vomit in my mouth alittle...thanks Becky :hammer

[beckybBITCHES]

that made me vomit in my mouth alittle...thanks Becky :hammer
what? up you don't want in on this? screw you too biznatch

[MamaTaz]

what? up you don't want in on this? screw you too biznatch
green hotdogs scare me

[Sizzle]

What up folks???

[Sizzle]

Back from lunch and feelin refreshed.

[beckybBITCHES]

green hotdogs scare me
boo!

[beckybBITCHES]

i didn't eat lunch today, but i'm kinda hungry now :banghead:

[beckybBITCHES]

i want another sea salt bagel...with veggie cream cheese :whywait

[beckybBITCHES]

or sesame chicken

[beckybBITCHES]

i really don't want to do laundry tonight, but i have to.

[MamaTaz]

I would kill for a nap right now

[beckybBITCHES]

i really don't want to do laundry tonight, but i have to.
i'm not a lazy bitch...i wouldn't mind doing it if i had my own washer and dryer...laundry mats SUCK

[Sizzle]

i'm not a lazy bitch...i wouldn't mind doing it if i had my own washer and dryer...laundry mats SUCK


Hell ya I hate sittin at laundry mats.

[beckybBITCHES]

I would kill for a nap right now
right meow?

[beckybBITCHES]

Hell ya I hate sittin at laundry mats.
if it was just me..no problem...my kids are crazy there..but i finally realized thrwow my clothes in the washer, come home...go back 20 min later, throw them in the dryer..come home....go back throw them in the basket go home and fold...much easier

[Sizzle]

if it was just me..no problem...my kids are crazy there..but i finally realized thrwow my clothes in the washer, come home...go back 20 min later, throw them in the dryer..come home....go back throw them in the basket go home and fold...much easier


Ya I can imagine that would get to be a pain in the ass.

[MikeM]

right meow?
hey miss b i cant call yet cuz im on hold with HR

[beckybBITCHES]

Ya I can imagine that would get to be a pain in the ass.
yup

[beckybBITCHES]

hey miss b i cant call yet cuz im on hold with HR
ok..i hope you call with a plan

[MikeM]

hey miss b i cant call yet cuz im on hold with HR
they have some pretty funky hold music

[MikeM]

ok..i hope you call with a plan
can you find a friend to tend the kids?

[beckybBITCHES]

they have some pretty funky hold music
i'm going to put you on hold becaue i want to know what mine is

[beckybBITCHES]

can you find a friend to tend the kids?
eh, i'd like to say yes, but probaly not

[MikeM]

i'm going to put you on hold becaue i want to know what mine is
call your cell phone from your work phone

[beckybBITCHES]

call your cell phone from your work phone
wtf i'm spacing off today

[MikeM]

eh, i'd like to say yes, but probaly not
ok so then i guess its gotta be your house unless the weather is good

[Sizzle]

Damn this sux fuckin rainin all day I wanna ride!!! Little temper tantrem for ya

[beckybBITCHES]

ok so then i guess its gotta be your house unless the weather is good
Fri
Jun 23 Scattered T-Storms
81°/64° 60%
81°F

Sat
Jun 24 Rain
73°/63° 100%
73°F

Sun
Jun 25 Scattered T-Storms
74°/63° 40%
74°F

...lets go somewhere else.

[MamaTaz]

Fri
Jun 23 Scattered T-Storms
81°/64° 60%
81°F

Sat
Jun 24 Rain
73°/63° 100%
73°F

Sun
Jun 25 Scattered T-Storms
74°/63° 40%
74°F

...lets go somewhere else.

sounds like it's going to be that way everywhere...pretty much the same predicted here

[beckybBITCHES]

sounds like it's going to be that way everywhere...pretty much the same predicted here
:rainyday

[Sizzle]

sounds like it's going to be that way everywhere...pretty much the same predicted here


Yup here too. Fuckin hate rain.

[LEASNIT]

No rain here for once...........

[Sizzle]

No rain here for once...........
What up main did you go work in the garage.

[MamaTaz]

it's raining its pouring :rainyday

[LEASNIT]

What up main did you go work in the garage.

Na... been doin some other shit... now im lookin online for the release date of the sidekick 3 ..... im done with nextel ...

[LEASNIT]

it's raining its pouring :rainyday

and mamataz is whoring......

[Sizzle]

Na... been doin some other shit... now im lookin online for the release date of the sidekick 3 ..... im done with nextel ...


There service suck or what. We dont have them out this way.

[MikeM]

and mamataz is whoring......
or getting laid

[MamaTaz]

and mamataz is whoring......
*giggle*

I'm listening to these jack-holes from Duke University ramble on and on...gotta do something or I'll fall asleep

[MikeM]

*giggle*

I'm listening to these jack-holes from Duke University ramble on and on...gotta do something or I'll fall asleep
teeheehee

[MamaTaz]

or getting laid
I'm hoping to do that later :woot

[LEASNIT]

There service suck or what. We dont have them out this way.

You dont have nextel out that way? .. You live in the middle of a corn field? .. LOL wtf....

Everyone cell phone service sucks... but sidekicks like a little computer...

[LEASNIT]

*giggle*

I'm listening to these jack-holes from Duke University ramble on and on...gotta do something or I'll fall asleep

im listening to bone thugs n harmony........

its the thuggishhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ruggishhhhhhhh booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooone!

[beckybBITCHES]

teeheehee
your voice just made me extremely horny

[MamaTaz]

teeheehee
I'm serious! They sound like a bunch of inbred hicks!

[LEASNIT]

your voice just made me extremely horny

I can leave u one if u wanna finish gettin off ... :thumbsup

[Sizzle]

You dont have nextel out that way? .. You live in the middle of a corn field? .. LOL wtf....

Everyone cell phone service sucks... but sidekicks like a little computer...

Dude you have no idea fuckin sorounded by corn fields. I had a sidekick for a while I jsut dont text like I used to My phone usually just used for clients callin me.

[beckybBITCHES]

I can leave u one if u wanna finish gettin off ... :thumbsup
:gay:

[MikeM]

I can leave u one if u wanna finish gettin off ... :thumbsup
you dont have a sexy voice like i do

[LEASNIT]

Dude you have no idea fuckin sorounded by corn fields. I had a sidekick for a while I jsut dont text like I used to My phone usually just used for clients callin me.

haha.. I could never live that way ..... once I start seeing flat open land I usually turn around from where im going.. LOL ...

[beckybBITCHES]

you dont have a sexy voice like i do
truth

[LEASNIT]

truth

:rainyday

[beckybBITCHES]

:rainyday
:gayfight

[Sizzle]

haha.. I could never live that way ..... once I start seeing flat open land I usually turn around from where im going.. LOL ...
It is that bad, but soon as I get a little more cash rounded up im out this bitch.

[beckybBITCHES]

It is that bad, but soon as I get a little more cash rounded up im out this bitch.
where do you watn to go?

[LEASNIT]

:gayfight

I'll rape ur face with a tire iron.. and ur vagina with a frozen 5 cell maglite!

[MikeM]

I'll rape ur face with a tire iron.. and ur vagina with a frozen 5 cell maglite!
thats pretty much what shes used to nowdays

except for the frozen part

[beckybBITCHES]

I'll rape ur face with a tire iron.. and ur vagina with a frozen 5 cell maglite!
wtf weirdo

[MikeM]

where do you watn to go?
to the no-tell motel

[beckybBITCHES]

thats pretty much what shes used to nowdays

except for the frozen part
ahahahaha :fucktard

[LEASNIT]

thats pretty much what shes used to nowdays

except for the frozen part

:rotfl: ... 5 cell's might be exagerating Mike... haha...

[beckybBITCHES]

to the no-tell motel
huh

[MikeM]

:rotfl: ... 5 cell's might be exagerating Mike... haha...
4...whatever

[LEASNIT]

4...whatever


r u black?

[beckybBITCHES]

r u black?
no, but his mom is

[LEASNIT]

Im packin double A's bitch!

[MikeM]

huh
lets find a dirty ass motel in conecticut somewhere. we'll get 2 rooms. we'll take anything breakable out of one room, and give the kids some nerf toys to play with. then we'll go in the other room and i'll try to put your head through the wall

[MamaTaz]

Im packin double A's bitch!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

that's frickin HILARIOUS

[LEASNIT]

no, but his mom is

Hot...

[MikeM]

r u black?
im half black, my mom is. Shes adopted though

[LEASNIT]

lets find a dirty ass motel in conecticut somewhere. we'll get 2 rooms. we'll take anything breakable out of one room, and give the kids some nerf toys to play with. then we'll go in the other room and i'll try to put your head through the wall

lmgdao .. that last line just made me bust out laughing....

[Sizzle]

where do you watn to go?

Not to for sure. Thinkin Colorado or maybe florida, maybe texas with my brother. It will be a while so Im just scopin out my choices.

[beckybBITCHES]

lets find a dirty ass motel in conecticut somewhere. we'll get 2 rooms. we'll take anything breakable out of one room, and give the kids some nerf toys to play with. then we'll go in the other room and i'll try to put your head through the wall
:woot OK!

[LEASNIT]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

that's frickin HILARIOUS

its HUGE next to a 3 yr old girl tho ... :rotfl: .. Ok, that might of been a lil wrong...

[beckybBITCHES]

its HUGE next to a 3 yr old girl tho ... :rotfl: .. Ok, that might of been a lil wrong...
:banhim:

[Sizzle]

lets find a dirty ass motel in conecticut somewhere. we'll get 2 rooms. we'll take anything breakable out of one room, and give the kids some nerf toys to play with. then we'll go in the other room and i'll try to put your head through the wall


Oh shit that is funny. HAHAHA>

[LEASNIT]

:banhim:

You would be sad if I got banned ... again .... :rotfl:

[beckybBITCHES]

You would be sad if I got banned ... again .... :rotfl:
yeah me too

[MamaTaz]

its HUGE next to a 3 yr old girl tho ... :rotfl: .. Ok, that might of been a lil wrong...
that was more than a lil wrong

[LEASNIT]

yeah me too

What? .. Lol.. I already said YOU...

[Sizzle]

yeah me too

He was talkin to you.

[LEASNIT]

that was more than a lil wrong

Thats how I do tho ... WRONG .... well, that or doggy style in the shower... depends on the situation I guess... :thumbsup