Fuckin Fluke

[ChainReaction82]

Last night i met up with this chick who everyone here knows to be a lesbian. Well last night she had a few too many drinks, her and a few of her buddies. So after we left the club, she hopped on the back of my bike and we rode back to her house. My brother and one of her friends followed behind us in her car. We got to the house and i suggested a all out fuck party. The females were game for it so i gave my brother "the nod" and we were at a few minutes later. As we proceeded to do the do, my brother falls out of the bed and sits on the floor. I kept fucking the lesbian(bi-sexual) chick and started suckin on the nipples of her friend. Then it hit me like wtf is my brother. This dicksnot sat on the side of the bed and said he couldn't do it because he couldn't get it to wake up. I was pissed because he actually made me look bad being that it was my idea and i basically setup some shit with these females and he couldn't hold up his end of the deal. I proceeded to keep fucking the females until the friend got mad because she had to wait for dick. So she got up and left and my brother sat his sad ass downstairs while i finished up with the lesbian.

[MikeM]

performance anxiety or alcohol?

[CrTcHRkTRcR]

ahahhahhaha.. that made u the champ, stop lookin at your naked brother when u're humpin 2 lesbians

[Niner]

Last night i met up with this chick who everyone here knows to be a lesbian. Well last night she had a few too many drinks, her and a few of her buddies. So after we left the club, she hopped on the back of my bike and we rode back to her house. My brother and one of her friends followed behind us in her car. We got to the house and i suggested a all out fuck party. The females were game for it so i gave my brother "the nod" and we were at a few minutes later. As we proceeded to do the do, my brother falls out of the bed and sits on the floor. I kept fucking the lesbian(bi-sexual) chick and started suckin on the nipples of her friend. Then it hit me like wtf is my brother. This dicksnot sat on the side of the bed and said he couldn't do it because he couldn't get it to wake up. I was pissed because he actually made me look bad being that it was my idea and i basically setup some shit with these females and he couldn't hold up his end of the deal. I proceeded to keep fucking the females until the friend got mad because she had to wait for dick. So she got up and left and my brother sat his sad ass downstairs while i finished up with the lesbian.
And you were pissed about this situation?

[ChainReaction82]

nah not pissed but he talked about how he wanted to fuck this female for so long...i had shit set up for him to fuck not only her but her friend as well..and he punked out.

[letsride]

either he had to much booze or he's gay :shrugg


Next time call me and Ill get down there asap

[ChainReaction82]

:wtf: that was the problem he had like a shot of vodka..and like half of a blunt. and punked out on me. He said he just couldn't get into it. The females were laughin their asses off at him when he walked out the room. Thats my brother and he let the damn legacy of what me and my OTHER brothers do go up in smoke. :banghead:

[ChainReaction82]

the shit is funny to me, simply because thefemales now talk about him askin me what was his malfunction and shit like that. I can't do shit but laugh at the situation now. Now that i know they aren't upset with me like that, being that i brought him and he let everyone down..lol.