DHERZ/HAMMERTIME BORED AT WORK THREAD

[dHERZ]

Bring the pain :sheephum:

[Mikey Free]

alright stop.. HAMMERTIME :woot

[dHERZ]

lol, this thread is gonna be wayyyyy more balla then the other one

[dHERZ]

anyone who is bored at work, feel free to whore it in here :swim

[Mikey Free]

lol, this thread is gonna be wayyyyy more balla then the other one

http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n18/mc9hundo/1212.jpg

THIS IS THE MOST BALLER SHIT EVER!!!!

[dHERZ]

LOL HOLY FUCK dude my comp sucks i could never post pics with this junkhttp://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n18/mc9hundo/1212.jpg

THIS IS THE MOST BALLER SHIT EVER!!!!

[dHERZ]

carl i see you lurkin mang! post in this bitch!

[dHERZ]

Dude CCC has been playin some good songs this morning :jaman :unf: :jaman :jaman :jaman :jaman

[Mikey Free]

Dude CCC has been playin some good songs this morning :jaman :unf: :jaman :jaman :jaman :jaman

dude we listen to fuckin PLR no one here wants to listen to CCC.. BULLSHIT

[dHERZ]

dude we listen to fuckin PLR no one here wants to listen to CCC.. BULLSHIT

ouch man, rock ccc on your computer! thats what i do, fuckin SHOUT AT THE DEVIL!

[Mikey Free]

ouch man, rock ccc on your computer! thats what i do, fuckin SHOUT AT THE DEVIL!

CCC comes in kinda shitty down here too.. id rock ccc.com but this thing is locked down.. COPORATE COMPANYS SUCK

[dHERZ]

CCC comes in kinda shitty down here too.. id rock ccc.com but this thing is locked down.. COPORATE COMPANYS SUCK


oh fuck i forgot about that, yea i got live streamin audio, perfect quality :jaman

[dHERZ]

yo when you gonna be able to snowboard?

[Mikey Free]

oh fuck i forgot about that, yea i got live streamin audio, perfect quality :jaman

o snap i just got it to work.. :sheephum:

[Mikey Free]

yo when you gonna be able to snowboard?

probably pretty soon

[dHERZ]

dude me you and marty got next wednesday off......

[Mikey Free]

dude me you and marty got next wednesday off......

word.. i know i wont be able to by then tho.. its till swollen and i wont be able to get on the chairlift haha

[dHERZ]

word.. i know i wont be able to by then tho.. its till swollen and i wont be able to get on the chairlift haha


fuck we should do something though

[Mikey Free]

fuck we should do something though

we should go to south windsor and ride those indoor go karts

[dHERZ]

we should go to south windsor and ride those indoor go karts


yea it that a good time?

[dHERZ]

dude i been known to get pretty crazy on some go carts, i would feel bad if i accidently ripped your knee off or something

[Mikey Free]

dude i been known to get pretty crazy on some go carts, i would feel bad if i accidently ripped your knee off or something

hahah fuck it

[r6stunt]

we should go to south windsor and ride those indoor go karts
i heard thos gocarts got shut down

[dHERZ]

i heard thos gocarts got shut down

are you bored at work to?

[Mikey Free]

dude i been known to get pretty crazy on some go carts, i would feel bad if i accidently ripped your knee off or something

idn what else youd wanna do

[dHERZ]

idn what else youd wanna do


ill fuck your butt

[dHERZ]

idk man its hard, there aint shit to do this time of yea, cant even go to afuckin amusement park to amuse our selfs

[r6stunt]

are you bored at work to?
lunch time for me

[Fallout Carl]

fuck we should do something though

Street ride during the day! I'm available.

[Mikey Free]

ill fuck your butt

Alright thats better then what i had planned haha.. yeah no shit there aint shit to do this time of the year.. well think of something.. play ESPN snowboarding or something.. maybe a little MX unleashed or Tourist Trophy

[Mikey Free]

idk man its hard, there aint shit to do this time of yea, cant even go to afuckin amusement park to amuse our selfs

or banana jamwich

[Mikey Free]

Street ride during the day! I'm available.

+1.. get gangsta with it

[dHERZ]

+1.. get gangsta with it


hahahaha im fuckin down, with my 62 toothe sprocket fuck it

[Mikey Free]

hahahaha im fuckin down, with my 62 toothe sprocket fuck it


oo yeah but if its 62 tooth it would be considered.. gettin jiggy with it

[dHERZ]

oo yeah but if its 62 tooth it would be considered.. gettin jiggy with it

ill get jiggy with your face! :boner:

[dHERZ]

hahaha boner is such a funny word :hammer

[Mikey Free]

ill get jiggy with your face! :boner:

hey shut your cake hole.. you douchebox :booty:

[dHERZ]

hey shut your cake hole.. you douchebox :booty:

shut up, ya douche thermos

[Mikey Free]

shut up, ya douche thermos

o yeah?? im a douchethermos?? well your a douche silo

[dHERZ]

o yeah?? im a douchethermos?? well your a douche silo


your a douche dumpster

[Mikey Free]

your a douche dumpster

well your a douche space shuttle

[Mikey Free]

edited.. dan yelled at me..

[dHERZ]

dude be origonal!

[dHERZ]

ya douche gastank

[Alie]

WHAT IS THIS?? I SEE PEOPLE WATCHING THIS THREAD AND NOT POSTING... POST SOME SHIT - WE HAVE LIKE 165 PAGES TO GO TO OUST THE LAST ONE!!!


omg i think i just orgasmed...






































just kidding. i'm out for lunch.

[Mikey Free]

omg i think i just orgasmed...

wow that didnt take much

[Mikey Free]

ya douche gastank

you douche wheelbarrow

[dHERZ]

you douche wheelbarrow

lol not bad, i like my douche dumpster the best so far







ya douche diaper

[Mikey Free]

lol not bad, i like my douche dumpster the best so far







ya douche diaper


douche trashbag

[dHERZ]

douche trashbag


yea? well your a fuckin douche toilet!

[Mikey Free]

yea? well your a fuckin douche toilet!

damn.. your a douche hot tub

[dHERZ]

damn.. your a douche hot tub


douche barrel!

[Mikey Free]

douche barrel!

douche supersoaker

[dHERZ]

douche supersoaker


hahaha

douche diaphragm

[Mikey Free]

hahaha

douche diaphragm

douche billboard

[dHERZ]

douche billboard


douche condom

[Mikey Free]

douche condom

douche cock ring

[dHERZ]

douche cock ring


douche blimp

[Mikey Free]

douche blimp

douche submarine

[Mikey Free]

yo i gotta become a contributor to have my name changed dude

[dHERZ]

douche submarine
i see how it is, i go high, you go low


douche pail

[Mikey Free]

i see how it is, i go high, you go low


douche pail

douche bottle

[dHERZ]

douche bottle


douche refridgerator

[Mikey Free]

douche refridgerator

ooo appliances huh??

douche microwave

[dHERZ]

ooo appliances huh??

douche microwave

douche dryer

[Mikey Free]

douche dryer

douche trash compactor

[dHERZ]

douche trash compactor

douche toaster

[Mikey Free]

douche toaster

douch dishwasher

[dHERZ]

douch dishwasher


now movin into the yard.....

douche dog house

[Mikey Free]

now movin into the yard.....

douche dog house

douche garden hose

[dHERZ]

douche garden hose


douche compost

[Mikey Free]

douche compost

douche astroturf

[dHERZ]

douche astroturf


douche brief case

[Mikey Free]

douche brief case

douche carmelo

[Mikey Free]

douche carmelo

i dont know where i was goin with that one.. just sounded good at the time..

[Mikey Free]

douche brief case

douche firehydrant

[bs-stunting]

no comment

[dHERZ]

douche firehydrant


douche cycle addiciton

[Mikey Free]

douche cycle addiciton

douche 900rr

[dHERZ]

douche 900rr


your a douche-sicle

[Mikey Free]

your a douche-sicle

ouch..

your a douche banana sandwich

[dHERZ]

ouch..

your a douche banana sandwich


hahaha idk even know what to say to that:whoopass

[Mikey Free]

hahaha idk even know what to say to that:whoopass

haha yea boyyyy.. you realize we did 6 pages all by ourselves for the most part..

[dHERZ]

haha yea boyyyy.. you realize we did 6 pages all by ourselves for the most part..


hell yea im ready for 6 more! lol most of those pages we us calling each other differend forms of douche containers

[Mikey Free]

hell yea im ready for 6 more! lol most of those pages we us calling each other differend forms of douche containers

yeah everyone is probably reading this like what the fuck.. haha :gpimp

[Mikey Free]

and why the hell arent we contributors yet haha

[dHERZ]

and why the hell arent we contributors yet haha


for realZ!! i want to go in the secret contributor room!

[Mikey Free]

for realZ!! i want to go in the secret contributor room!

hell yeah its probably like some trap door with booby traps all the way to the room ha

[dHERZ]

hell yeah its probably like some trap door with booby traps all the way to the room ha

hahaha, i hope there is porn in there :dong:

[dHERZ]

almost on page 7!

[Alie]

douche stapler

douche siccors

douche highlighter

douche alligator

douche notebook

doche turkey

douche tupperware

douch salamander

douche lunchbox

douche chef boyrdee

[Mikey Free]

hahaha, i hope there is porn in there :dong:

hell yeah best $5 you ever spent

[Mikey Free]

douche stapler

douche siccors

douche highlighter

douche alligator

douche notebook

doche turkey

douche tupperware

douch salamander

douche lunchbox

douche chef boyrdee



damn we just got beat at our own game

[Alie]

hell yeah best $5 you ever spent

why not be rockstars instead...

btw-- woohoo i started off page 7!

[dHERZ]

douche stapler

douche siccors

douche highlighter

douche alligator

douche notebook

doche turkey

douche tupperware

douch salamander

douche lunchbox

douche chef boyrdee

tupper ware and luch box work , the rest arnt containers!!!

[Mikey Free]

why not be rockstars instead...

btw-- woohoo i started off page 7!

what do you get for the extra money that you cant get for contributor?

[Alie]

damn we just got beat at our own game


i liked douche banana sandwich the best...i wonder what made you think of that. are you eating a banana sandwhich?

[Alie]

what do you get for the extra money that you cant get for contributor?


i dunno better ask cbo. :musicdj

[dHERZ]

i liked douche banana sandwich the best...i wonder what made you think of that. are you eating a banana sandwhich?


15 fuckin cents thats why

[Mikey Free]

tupper ware and luch box work , the rest arnt containers!!!

+1 containers containers containers

[Mikey Free]

i liked douche banana sandwich the best...i wonder what made you think of that. are you eating a banana sandwhich?

i invented the banana sandwich

[dHERZ]

+1 containers containers containers


its like douche space shuttle, that doesnt work

[dHERZ]

ya douche cabinet

[Mikey Free]

its like douche space shuttle, that doesnt work

or cylce addiction and 9hundo

[Alie]

i invented the banana sandwich


how...

or is that a sexual term?

[dHERZ]

or cylce addiction and 9hundo


and carmelo lol

[Mikey Free]

ya douche cabinet
you douche toolbox

[Alie]

its like douche space shuttle, that doesnt work


wait...a space shuttle contains space-stranauts or aliens.

[dHERZ]

how the hell did we get t0 page 8 so quick!!!

banana sandwich, lol its sexual

[Alie]

you douche toolbox

do u have a bar for ur 9hundorr

[Mikey Free]

how...

or is that a sexual term?

instead of driving you bananas it drives you banana sandwich

[Mikey Free]

do u have a bar for ur 9hundorr

ya

[Mikey Free]

and carmelo lol

carmelo is a container.. cause hes full of shit all the time

[Alie]

instead of driving you bananas it drives you banana sandwich

wow...that's hot!

so basically, you looked in your fridge and saw a bread and a banana and decided to mix the two...

why didn't you add peanutbutter?

[Alie]

carmelo is a container.. cause hes full of shit all the time


lol...poor ole carmelo.

[Mikey Free]

wow...that's hot!

so basically, you looked in your fridge and saw a bread and a banana and decided to mix the two...

why didn't you add peanutbutter?

i did add peenut butter.. but i dont mention that ha

[dHERZ]

douche dock!

[Alie]

i did add peenut butter.. but i dont mention that ha


so u ate a banana-peanutbutter sandwich for lunch today?

[Mikey Free]

douche dock!

douch bowl

[Alie]

douche dock!


wat the heck is a "dock"? u mean what boats are tied to?

[Mikey Free]

so u ate a banana-peanutbutter sandwich for lunch today?

nope not today.. maybe tommorow

[dHERZ]

douch bowl


didnt we do that one already?

[Alie]

douche closet.

[dHERZ]

douche turkey baster

[Mikey Free]

didnt we do that one already?

idn maybe.. ok so get the foot tickler lawyer and sue me..

douche soup can

[Alie]

nope not today.. maybe tommorow


watever happened to lunch meat? :shrugg

[Mikey Free]

douche turkey baster

douceh ladel

[dHERZ]

idn maybe.. ok so get the foot tickler lawyer and sue me..

douche soup can


douche clip board

[Mikey Free]

watever happened to lunch meat? :shrugg

thats what i had today.. my work paid for it haha.. so it tasted even better

[Alie]

douche bladder.

[Alie]

thats what i had today.. my work paid for it haha.. so it tasted even better


bologna!

[Mikey Free]

douch vacuum

[dHERZ]

douche syringe :shrugg

[Mikey Free]

douche syringe :shrugg

douche shoe

[dHERZ]

hahahah douche drum

[dHERZ]

douche chamber :sheephum:

[dHERZ]

:ese: douche trunk

[Alie]

douche vagina!

[Mikey Free]

douche chamber :sheephum:

douche waterbed

[dHERZ]

douche jug :micro

[Alie]

douche pencil

[dHERZ]

douche vagina!

hahahahah wtf :btroll:

[dHERZ]

douche pencil


you cant contain anything in a pencil!

[Alie]

douch-o-meter

[dHERZ]

make sure you guys give this thread a 5 star rating :jaman

[Alie]

you cant contain anything in a pencil!

it contains lead to write with...er....right?

[dHERZ]

douch-o-meter


your going off in a different direction, but its not bad run with it! :flamethr:

[Alie]

hahahahah wtf :btroll:


vagina can contain lot's of things!

[Mikey Free]

you cant contain anything in a pencil!

it contains lead

ya douche radiator

[dHERZ]

douch-o-meter


douche ruler

[Mikey Free]

vagina can contain lot's of things!

hahaah

[dHERZ]

it contains lead

ya douche radiator


yea IT contains lead, but you cant contain anything in it :whoopass :whoopass everything contains something


cept for mikeys head! :hammer lol

[Alie]

your going off in a different direction, but its not bad run with it! :flamethr:

doucheeeeeeeeee----shayyyyyyy!

[Mikey Free]

yea IT contains lead, but you cant contain anything in it :whoopass :whoopass everything contains something


cept for mikeys head! :hammer lol


oo damn that was below the belt

[Alie]

yea IT contains lead, but you cant contain anything in it :whoopass :whoopass everything contains something


cept for mikeys head! :hammer lol


LLLLLMMMAOOOOOOOOOO

ok, i withdraw pencil...and replace it with....douche suitcase.

[Mikey Free]

LLLLLMMMAOOOOOOOOOO

ok, i withdraw pencil...and replace it with....douche suitcase.

douche butt hole

[dHERZ]

vagina can contain lot's of things!


including my penis

[dHERZ]

douche envelope!

[Mikey Free]

including my penis

hahah


douche fortune cookie.. i stole that one

[triggr]

HOPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!

[dHERZ]

hahaha douche drawer!

[Alie]

including my penis


yeah yeah, your penis, and pretty much anything else...you can put anything in it, including the douche!

[Mikey Free]

yeah yeah, your penis, and pretty much anything else...you can put anything in it, including the douche!

haha yeah.. :swim

[dHERZ]

yeah yeah, your penis, and pretty much anything else...you can put anything in it, including the douche!


and my head


douche glove compartment! :unf:

[Alie]

hahah


douche fortune cookie.. i stole that one

hey!

douche portopotty

[Mikey Free]

douche BAG!!!!

after all this we never used that to begin with we started with douche box

[dHERZ]

haha yeah.. :swim


ahahaha

[Alie]

and my head


douche glove compartment! :unf:


u've put ur head in someone's vagina??????

douche liver.

[dHERZ]

douche BAG!!!!

after all this we never used that to begin with we started with douche box


hahahaha nice

[Mikey Free]

thread rated!!!

[dHERZ]

u've put ur head in someone's vagina??????

douche liver.


yea yours! not the head on my neck though, my other head



ooooooooooooo jp ya douche volcano

[Alie]

was it an elephant vagina?

[dHERZ]

thread rated!!!


nice it takes at least 2 votes i think to give it the 5 stars when you see it in the forum

[Mikey Free]

yea yours! not the head on my neck though, my other head



ooooooooooooo jp ya douche volcano



need some ice for that BURN???!!!?!?!?!?!?! OOO SNAP

[dHERZ]

was it an elephant vagina?


do they even have vaginas??? :lobster: ewwwww

[Mikey Free]

douche crack pipe

[Mikey Free]

do they even have vaginas??? :lobster: ewwwww

idn maybe.. youd like have to fuck that shit with your whole body hah

[dHERZ]

douche crack pipe


hahahah douche bong! :jaman :jaman :jaman

[Alie]

yea yours! not the head on my neck though, my other head



ooooooooooooo jp ya douche volcano


hmmmm...that explains why i'm pregnant!!!! ur my new baby's daddy....j/p.

[dHERZ]

idn maybe.. youd like have to fuck that shit with your whole body hah


hahahahah omg thats so funny

[Alie]

hahahah douche bong! :jaman :jaman :jaman
douche taco

[Mikey Free]

hmmmm...that explains why i'm pregnant!!!! ur my new baby's daddy....j/p.


hahaha dan didnt even know hes a daddy lol

[Alie]

hahahahah omg thats so funny


shit he made me laugh at work with my boss walking by.

[dHERZ]

hmmmm...that explains why i'm pregnant!!!! ur my new baby's daddy....j/p.


hahahaha ill send some child support,---in a douche tanker

[Alie]

hahaha dan didnt even know hes a daddy lol


yeah...dan...ur my baby's daddy.

[Mikey Free]

hahahaha ill send some child support,---in a douche tanker

me too.. but its in a douche helicopter

[dHERZ]

hahaha dan didnt even know hes a daddy lol

dude im a dad more times then any of us could guess :boner: haha


i prolly got douche kids in every state on the east coast

[Alie]

hahahaha ill send some child support,---in a douche tanker


with all that child support you can send it in a douche pennyholder

[Alie]

dude im a dad more times then any of us could guess :boner: haha


i prolly got douche kids in every state on the east coast


that's a douche shame cuz then there are douche babies all over the country without douche dan to show them love.

[Mikey Free]

hmmmm...that explains why i'm pregnant!!!! ur my new baby's daddy....j/p.

so its a douche baby oven?? :shrugg

[Alie]

me too.. but its in a douche helicopter

douche eyesocket

[dHERZ]

that's a douche shame cuz then there are douche babies all over the country without douche dan to show them love.


douche damn it!!!


haha im jk about the kids :sheephum:

[Alie]

so its a douche baby oven?? :shrugg


omg...i hate babies...more like douche abortion. :ese:

[dHERZ]

douche present :flamethr:

[Mikey Free]

omg...i hate babies...more like douche abortion. :ese:

holy shit.. i see the emphasise with the knife at the end lol

[dHERZ]

omg...i hate babies...more like douche abortion. :ese:


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THat is to funny

[Mikey Free]

douche present :flamethr:

douche backpack

[Alie]

that was bad right?! okay i was kidding about abortion....no i'm not.


douche condom!

[dHERZ]

douche easter egg

[Alie]

douche mouth!

[Mikey Free]

douche easter egg

douche nut sack

[dHERZ]

that was bad right?! okay i was kidding about abortion....no i'm not.


douche condom!


:repost: :repost: i said that like 8 pages back!!

[dHERZ]

douche nut sack

hahahaha

douche titty

[Alie]

douche nut sack

that was impressive.

Douche hat.

[dHERZ]

:cop: douche mouth!


douche throat

[Mikey Free]

:repost: :repost: i said that like 8 pages back!!

haha thats waaaaaay oldschool

[Alie]

:repost: :repost: i said that like 8 pages back!!


damn it.

douche navel.

[Mikey Free]

:cop:


douche throat

douche nostril

[dHERZ]

damn it.

douche navel.


douche nostril :flamethr:

[Alie]

douche ur momma!

[dHERZ]

haha thats waaaaaay oldschool

hahaha yea that was like one of the origionals

[Mikey Free]

damn it.

douche navel.

douche banana hammock

[Alie]

how'd u both manage to say the same thing?

[Niner]

Douche hole.

[dHERZ]

hahaha yo mikey we both said douche nostril at like the same time

[Alie]

u both said douche nostril...wtf????

douche blister

[Mikey Free]

how'd u both manage to say the same thing?

idn haha.. i just noticed that.. great minds think alike..

[Niner]

Douche Blade

[Alie]

Douche hole.


douche niner

[dHERZ]

u both said douche nostril...wtf????

douche blister
douche tumor

[Niner]

Douche bait.

[Alie]

douche tumor

douche pentagon

[Mikey Free]

douche tumor


its not a tummma.. hahaha

[Niner]

douche niner
Douchy Mc Smelly Crotch.

[Alie]

Douche bait.


bait is NOT a container.

douche table.

[dHERZ]

Douche Blade


douche mitten!!






















i only thought of that cause your from michigan hahaa

[Mikey Free]

douche pistol

[Niner]

Douche Jersey.

[Alie]

Douchy Mc Smelly Crotch.

LMAOOOOOO


Douche coconut.

[Alie]

Douche Jersey.


Hey!

[Niner]

Douche Wand.

[Mikey Free]

LMAOOOOOO


Douche coconut.

douche watermelon

[dHERZ]

douche septic

[Niner]

Hey!
Douche Wiener dog.

[Alie]

Douche Jersey.



Detriot, Douchy-gan

[dHERZ]

douche tube

[Niner]

Douche gutter.

[dHERZ]

douche chimney

[Alie]

Douche Wiener dog.

Douche MF DVD

[Niner]

Douche Chute.

[triggr]

alright i just read this whole thread to find out what was goin on and all i know is u guys have great jobs where u can post all day and u used the word douch 211 times THIS IS A BALLINNNNN THREAD lol

[dHERZ]

douche mail box :ese:

[Mikey Free]

douche tube

douche filing cabinet

[Niner]

Douche alley.

[Alie]

douche sewer

[dHERZ]

alright i just read this whole thread to find out what was goin on and all i know is u guys have great jobs where u can post all day and u used the word douch 211 times THIS IS A BALLINNNNN THREAD lol


hahahahahaha

this is the douche thread

[Mikey Free]

alright i just read this whole thread to find out what was goin on and all i know is u guys have great jobs where u can post all day and u used the word douch 211 times THIS IS A BALLINNNNN THREAD lol


rate that shit

[Alie]

alright i just read this whole thread to find out what was goin on and all i know is u guys have great jobs where u can post all day and u used the word douch 211 times THIS IS A BALLINNNNN THREAD lol

douche island stunters! lol...jk

[Niner]

alright i just read this whole thread to find out what was goin on and all i know is u guys have great jobs where u can post all day and u used the word douch 211 times THIS IS A BALLINNNNN THREAD lol
No my job sucks. it is boring

Douche Cubicle.

[dHERZ]

douche display case