Revenge on your b/f

[amberatua]

A woman and her boyfriend are out having a few drinks. While they're sitting there having a good time together she starts talking about this really great new drink. The more she talks about it, the more excited she gets, and starts trying to talk her boyfriend into having one.

After a while he gives in and lets her order the drink for him. The bartender brings the drink and puts the following on the bar -- A saltshaker, a shot of Baileys, and a shot of lime juice.

The boyfriend looks at the items quizzically and the woman explains.

"First you put a bit of the salt on your tongue, next you drink the shot of Baileys and hold it in your mouth, and finally you drink the lime juice."

So, the boyfriend, trying to go along and please her, goes for it. He puts the salt on his tongue -- salty but OK. He drinks the shot of Baileys - smooth, rich, cool, very pleasant, he thinks. -- this is OK. Finally, he picks up the lime juice and drinks it.

.... In one second the sharp lime taste hits...
... At two seconds the Baileys curdles.
... At three seconds the salty curdled bitter taste hits.

This triggers his gag reflex but being manly, and not wanting to disappoint his girlfriend, he swallows the now nasty drink. When he finally chokes it down he turns to his girlfriend, and says, "Jesus, What do you call that drink???"

She smiles widely at him and says, "Blow Job Revenge."

[Little D]

A woman and her boyfriend are out having a few drinks. While they're sitting there having a good time together she starts talking about this really great new drink. The more she talks about it, the more excited she gets, and starts trying to talk her boyfriend into having one.

After a while he gives in and lets her order the drink for him. The bartender brings the drink and puts the following on the bar -- A saltshaker, a shot of Baileys, and a shot of lime juice.

The boyfriend looks at the items quizzically and the woman explains.

"First you put a bit of the salt on your tongue, next you drink the shot of Baileys and hold it in your mouth, and finally you drink the lime juice."

So, the boyfriend, trying to go along and please her, goes for it. He puts the salt on his tongue -- salty but OK. He drinks the shot of Baileys - smooth, rich, cool, very pleasant, he thinks. -- this is OK. Finally, he picks up the lime juice and drinks it.

.... In one second the sharp lime taste hits...
... At two seconds the Baileys curdles.
... At three seconds the salty curdled bitter taste hits.

This triggers his gag reflex but being manly, and not wanting to disappoint his girlfriend, he swallows the now nasty drink. When he finally chokes it down he turns to his girlfriend, and says, "Jesus, What do you call that drink???"

She smiles widely at him and says, "Blow Job Revenge."





hahaha im a guy and i find that funny im going to do that to so many of my friends lol and be like now you know what she feels like

[amberatua]

hahaha im a guy and i find that funny im going to do that to so many of my friends lol and be like now you know what she feels like:rotfl:

[CustomFighterer]

bs. that drink has a real name. . . cement mixer?? i cant think of it right now.

[Mr.Gix]

Yeah. the cement mixer. that has been around for years.

[beckybBITCHES]

gross!

[Mr.Gix]

gross!

yes you are. :whoopass

[beckybBITCHES]

yes you are. :whoopass
dont' start with me this morning biotch

[Mr.Gix]

dont' start with me this morning biotch

or what?

[amberatua]

want one lar? haha

[Mr.Gix]

want one lar? haha

No way. i would yack. i did one cement mixer when i turned 21. never again.

[amberatua]

No way. i would yack. i did one cement mixer when i turned 21. never again.I was watching top chef like a dum dum and the lady had to make a drink with baileys and she put lime juice in the drink! the judge wouldn't even taste it.

[Mr.Gix]

I was watching top chef like a dum dum and the lady had to make a drink with baileys and she put lime juice in the drink! the judge wouldn't even taste it.

I don't blame him. Ewwww.
and why were you watching that?? :gayfight

[amberatua]

I don't blame him. Ewwww.
and why were you watching that?? :gayfight
LOL shut up! :whoopass

[Mr.Gix]

LOL shut up! :whoopass

You are lame. You are lucky you have such a cute accent.

[amberatua]

You are lame. You are lucky you have such a cute accent.I dont have bravo here so I can't watch it. Only when I was back home after my wisdom tooth was out. I watched a whole marathon of it. :shrugg

[Mr.Gix]

I dont have bravo here so I can't watch it. Only when I was back home after my wisdom tooth was out. I watched a whole marathon of it. :shrugg

that's really lame. :dumbass

[LYONS]

sounds fuckin gross....

[f4igIRlie]

A woman and her boyfriend are out having a few drinks. While they're sitting there having a good time together she starts talking about this really great new drink. The more she talks about it, the more excited she gets, and starts trying to talk her boyfriend into having one.

After a while he gives in and lets her order the drink for him. The bartender brings the drink and puts the following on the bar -- A saltshaker, a shot of Baileys, and a shot of lime juice.

The boyfriend looks at the items quizzically and the woman explains.

"First you put a bit of the salt on your tongue, next you drink the shot of Baileys and hold it in your mouth, and finally you drink the lime juice."

So, the boyfriend, trying to go along and please her, goes for it. He puts the salt on his tongue -- salty but OK. He drinks the shot of Baileys - smooth, rich, cool, very pleasant, he thinks. -- this is OK. Finally, he picks up the lime juice and drinks it.

.... In one second the sharp lime taste hits...
... At two seconds the Baileys curdles.
... At three seconds the salty curdled bitter taste hits.

This triggers his gag reflex but being manly, and not wanting to disappoint his girlfriend, he swallows the now nasty drink. When he finally chokes it down he turns to his girlfriend, and says, "Jesus, What do you call that drink???"

She smiles widely at him and says, "Blow Job Revenge."

Oh wow that was actually good!

[TRICKY]

oh look who it is, Anna Banana is back! :welcome

[AzN~BoI_585]

lol this is good...Im gonna get a bunch of my friends to do this...the ones that spit it out ill laugh...the ones that swallow it ima call fags and then laugh

[papiindo]

Oh wow that was actually good!

Really..we got a swallower here...

[svldvc]

Really..we got a swallower here...

lol hahahaha :) thats sooo funny!!!!!!