Alright Ladies

[JenGTZ]

Does size matter???

Fellas feel free to chime in too....

[FiEsTy~AmY]

Does size matter???

Fellas feel free to chime in too....
1/2 and 1/2....depends on which way you are talking!! ;)

[JenGTZ]

1/2 and 1/2....depends on which way you are talking!! ;)

Any way! Feel free to elaborate....

[f4igIRlie]

Yes, its all in how u use that thang! There are some big guys that have no skillz, and some small guys can do wonders w/ theirs...So it all really depends. But majority of girls will tell u that they like em big.

[FiEsTy~AmY]

Yes, its all in how u use that thang! There are some big guys that have no skillz, and some small guys can do wonders w/ theirs...So it all really depends. But majority of girls will tell u that they like em big.
very true.....another thing is, if they know how to work it...let 'em be!!! just do the damn thang

[Brett256]

Does size matter???

Fellas feel free to chime in too....

2.2.. anyone interested??? anytakers??

[f4igIRlie]

2.2.. anyone interested??? anytakers??


LOL LOL...Im sorry, i just dont believe that urs is 2.2....thats crazy, maybe 5 or 6 inches, but not 2.....You are just kidding w/ us right?

[JenGTZ]

2.2.. anyone interested??? anytakers??

Damn it even went down in size....it was 2.9 earlier...what happened? :hrm:

[FiEsTy~AmY]

LOL LOL...Im sorry, i just dont believe that urs is 2.2....thats crazy, maybe 5 or 6 inches, but not 2.....You are just kidding w/ us right?
oh id hope so...but if he was for real only 2.2.....im sorry :rotfl:

[Brett256]

Damn it even went down in size....it was 2.9 earlier...what happened? :hrm:

i remeasured :rotfl:

[f4igIRlie]

i remeasured :rotfl:


Holy crap.....ohh u mean soft, not hard right??????? :bouncy: (im hoping for a yes)

[JenGTZ]

i remeasured :rotfl:

I bet everyone you work with is looking at you funny! :wonder:

[Brett256]

Holy crap.....ohh u mean soft, not hard right??????? :bouncy: (im hoping for a yes)


ok I'm gonna quit now before someone takes this sh!t seriously and gives me a nickname like "2 inch fury" or something

[f4igIRlie]

ok I'm gonna quit now before someone takes this sh!t seriously and gives me a nickname like "2 inch fury" or something

so whats the real size?

ATTENTION ALL GUYS ON STUNT USA- PLZ give us your length and girth measurements here :)

[120clown]

ok I'm gonna quit now before someone takes this sh!t seriously and gives me a nickname like "2 inch fury" or something

aww you dont have to lie 2 inch fury

[Brett256]

so whats the real size?

ATTENTION ALL GUYS ON STUNT USA- PLZ give us your length and girth measurements here :)

10" and 8" ok... does this make you happy :winkwink:

[JenGTZ]

so whats the real size?

ATTENTION ALL GUYS ON STUNT USA- PLZ give us your length and girth measurements here :)


Yeah cuz they are all going to be REAL honest!!

[Brett256]

aww you dont have to lie 2 inch fury


NO...... I am now 10 inch FURY :smirk:

[JenGTZ]

10" and 8" ok... does this make you happy :winkwink:

Point proven :p

[f4igIRlie]

Yeah cuz they are all going to be REAL honest!!

Yeah i know....aint that the sad truth

[120clown]

Yeah cuz they are all going to be REAL honest!!


im hung like a newboarn baby 8lbs 9 ounces :winkwink:

[JenGTZ]

im hung like a newboarn baby 8lbs 9 ounces :winkwink:

Next you're gonna tell me you keep it tucked in your pocket too or just wrapped around your leg....

[120clown]

Next you're gonna tell me you keep it tucked in your pocket too or just wrapped around your leg....

naa i like to drag it behind me :winkwink:



ladies what do you consider average?

[JenGTZ]

naa i like to drag it behind me :winkwink:


Slung over your shoulder...

[120clown]

Slung over your shoulder...

yeah when i get a erection i pass out from loss of blood

[Brett256]

yeah when i get a erection i pass out from loss of blood

damn dude I thought it was just me

[f4igIRlie]

naa i like to drag it behind me :winkwink:



ladies what do you consider average?

umm about 6 inches

[JenGTZ]

yeah when i get a erection i pass out from loss of blood
Well hell you're useless then..........

[120clown]

umm about 6 inches


dam 6 inches average :shocked:

i can honestly say i am above average :bouncy:

[f4igIRlie]

Damn right Jen, what a waste

[JenGTZ]

dam 6 inches average :shocked:

i can honestly say i am above average :bouncy:

What like 6.1? :halo:

[120clown]

:( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( Well hell you're useless then..........

[120clown]

What like 6.1? :halo:


i dont measure or anything like that but im swangin 9 :halo:

[JenGTZ]

:( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(

If ya pass out right before shit gets started....what good are ya? :razz:

ya know I luv ya!

[f4igIRlie]

i dont measure or anything like that but im swangin 9 :halo:


yeah but prolly as slim as a #2 pencil

[JenGTZ]

yeah but prolly as slim as a #2 pencil

:rotfl: :rotfl:

[Robbie]

umm about 6 inches

then ull love me.......

wanna win a trip to chicago?

show me what u have to offer...

R6bbie@aol.com

no games or teases please :slappy:

[Tiffany02]

Yes, its all in how u use that thang! There are some big guys that have no skillz, and some small guys can do wonders w/ theirs...So it all really depends. But majority of girls will tell u that they like em big.
Yes I would have to agree. It is all how you use it! :bouncy: :razz: :slappy: :o :innocent:

[120clown]

yeah but prolly as slim as a #2 pencil


wow that was harsh :wideeye:


naa i aint slim dick either :eek: if you were closer i would mushroom stamp the shit otta you for that comment

[JenGTZ]

then ull love me.......

wanna win a trip to chicago?

show me what u have to offer...

R6bbie@aol.com

no games or teases please :slappy:


ummmm......yeah...no

[f4igIRlie]

then ull love me.......

wanna win a trip to chicago?

show me what u have to offer...

R6bbie@aol.com

no games or teases please :slappy:

what else u got besides the 6"? :bouncy:

[Brett256]

yeah but prolly as slim as a #2 pencil

wouldn't that be considered assult with a deadly weapon ?

[Robbie]

ummmm......yeah...no

here we go...

BUT...i was NOT talking to u...u are NOT my type...did i qoute u? NO
and ill be nice on the NOT my type part...so keep it up if u want.

[f4igIRlie]

wouldn't that be considered assult with a deadly weapon ?

prolly

[ChainReaction82]

umm about 6 inches


ahh thats funny...i'm average when limp....thats pure gangsta

[JenGTZ]

Everybodys a comedian.... :slappy: :slappy:

[120clown]

Everybodys a comedian.... :slappy: :slappy:


not me im a clown :wideeye:


you ever hump a clown jen? :slappy:

[f4igIRlie]

here we go...

BUT...i was NOT talking to u...u are NOT my type...did i qoute u? NO
and ill be nice on the NOT my type part...so keep it up if u want.

whats ur type?

[Robbie]

what else u got besides the 6"? :bouncy:

pleanty.....but jen wants to drama it up with me...
and i only like to make the boyz cry...so im stepping outta this thread

have a nice day ...........

Rob

[JenGTZ]

here we go...

BUT...i was NOT talking to u...u are NOT my type...did i qoute u? NO
and ill be nice on the NOT my type part...so keep it up if u want.

We were all messing with each other on this thread....IT WAS A JOKE!

[JenGTZ]

pleanty.....but jen wants to drama it up with me...
and i only like to make the boyz cry...so im stepping outta this thread

have a nice day ...........

Rob

I wasn't trying to start anything with anybody. I don't know you and you don't know me. It was a freakin joke.... My bad!

[f4igIRlie]

pleanty.....but jen wants to drama it up with me...
and i only like to make the boyz cry...so im stepping outta this thread

have a nice day ...........

Rob


YES, WE WERE ONLY KIDDING..COME ON GUYS, ITS ALL FUN AND GAMES IN HERE :winkwink:

[120clown]

YES, WE WERE ONLY KIDDING..COME ON GUYS, ITS ALL FUN AND GAMES IN HERE :winkwink:


shure it is you talked bad about my pe pe :eek: :wonder:

[f4igIRlie]

shure it is you talked bad about my pe pe :eek: :wonder:

ohhhh put a sock in it clown :hyper:

[120clown]

:sux: :sux: :sux: :sux: :sux: :sux: :sux: :sux: :sux: :sux: :sux: :sux: :sux: :sux: :sux: :sux: :sux: :sux: :sux: :sux: :sux: :sux: :sux: :sux: :sux: :sux: :sux:

[f4igIRlie]

:sux: :sux: :sux: :sux: :sux: :sux: :sux: :sux: :sux: :sux: :sux: :sux: :sux: :sux: :sux: :sux: :sux: :sux: :sux: :sux: :sux: :sux: :sux: :sux: :sux: :sux: :sux:


shawn u know i wuv u!!!!!! :cheeky:

[120clown]

shawn u know i wuv u!!!!!! :cheeky:


naa you dont that hurt :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(

[f4igIRlie]

naa you dont that hurt :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(


o stop, u cry baby

[120clown]

o stop, u cry baby


lol ok :halo:

[Mattchu]

waaaaaaa waa waaaa

is this a dick size thread or what

[FiEsTy~AmY]

waaaaaaa waa waaaa

is this a dick size thread or what
lol...i think it kinda turned into that

[120clown]

lol...i think it kinda turned into that

fuck that post up BOOBIES :winkwink: :winkwink:

[FiEsTy~AmY]

fuck that post up HOOBIES :winkwink: :winkwink:
:rotfl: yeeeeeaaaaahhhhhhh

[120clown]

:rotfl: yeeeeeaaaaahhhhhhh

awwwwww come onnnnn!!!! :wonder:

[Mattchu]

whats a " hoobie "

[FiEsTy~AmY]

awwwwww come onnnnn!!!! :wonder:
uhhh....let me think about that one for awhile ok?!?

[120clown]

uhhh....let me think about that one for awhile ok?!?


WELL YOU CAN E MAIL THEM TO ME :shhh:

[Mattchu]

WELL YOU CAN E MAIL THEM TO ME :shhh:


haha, dont give up but do u really think shes gonna show u her hoobies....lol

[FiEsTy~AmY]

WELL YOU CAN E MAIL THEM TO ME :shhh:
lol...alright, uhh, as soon as i become that topless dancer ill hook ya up ok :rotfl:

[120clown]

lol...alright, uhh, as soon as i become that topless dancer ill hook ya up ok :rotfl:

lol dam you! i wanna see hobbies :rotfl:

[FiEsTy~AmY]

lol dam you! i wanna see hobbies :rotfl:
:yes: i bet you do!! but, im getting off of work now so i will talk to all of you later!!! have a good night :spin:

[Mattchu]

there not her but hoobies

[ClaySPST]

I AM NOT READING THIS WHOLE THING WHAT WAS THE OUT COME

[pbk02]

wut up i got 2.5 limp and 7 hard now who wants sum cuz u cant cum get sum?

[f4igIRlie]

there not her but hoobies

omg whats wrong w/ her nipples? thats gross!

[ChainReaction82]

don't u hate when u sit down to "drop the browns at the superbowl" and ur jammy hits the water....or is it just me :hyper:

[f4igIRlie]

don't u hate when u sit down to "drop the browns at the superbowl" and ur jammy hits the water....or is it just me :hyper:


wtf??????? :yuck:

[TongWoo]

don't u hate when u sit down to "drop the browns at the superbowl" and ur jammy hits the water....or is it just me :hyper:
I know, that shit is gross, man. You don't feel right after that. Gotta jump in the shower.

[ChainReaction82]

i hate that too...imagine have'n to crap at a public station too....no head for u....and those long drives home always deserve head....ugh...lol

[f4igIRlie]

i hate that too...imagine have'n to crap at a public station too....no head for u....and those long drives home always deserve head....ugh...lol

i dunno man, something about word crap and head in the same sentence that just makes me kinda sick to my stomach!

[ChainReaction82]

ahhh...its comedy to my eyes....lol

[Dan]

im new to this thread, inform me what the fuck is going on! :hrm:

[pavementeater]

i dunno man, something about word crap and head in the same sentence that just makes me kinda sick to my stomach!

hahaha.. me too, except for the "puttin' it in the exit" thread i started a little while ago. haha..

[ChainReaction82]

YES YES!!!....PENIS IN A WOMAN'S TURD CUTTER IS GRAND.... :yes: :yes: :hrm:

[Dan]

hahaha.. me too, except for the "puttin' it in the exit" thread i started a little while ago. haha..
i give you a round of applause for that thread there sir!

[MikeM]

don't u hate when u sit down to "drop the browns at the superbowl" and ur jammy hits the water....or is it just me :hyper:

There're a few things I do to prevent that:

1. lean back a little, so it points upwards more. If you have a skinny ass, open your legs a little so your not falling in.

2. Go piss outside first, let the cold air hit it, then go take care of business before it grows back.

[MikeM]

Hey ladies, I'll give you a tip. If you ask guys nicely enough, we'll show em to you.

[Dan]

Hey ladies, I'll give you a tip. If you ask guys nicely enough, we'll show em to you.
SEND TO RECIEVE CHICKIES :D

[ChainReaction82]

that has to be THE MOST...GANGSTA ASS ADVICE EVER...lol....lol@if you have a skinny ass...open your legs a little so your not falling in....sounds like u feel my pain bro..lol :yes: :yes:

There're a few things I do to prevent that:

1. lean back a little, so it points upwards more. If you have a skinny ass, open your legs a little so your not falling in.

2. Go piss outside first, let the cold air hit it, then go take care of business before it grows back.

[MikeM]

that has to be THE MOST...GANGSTA ASS ADVICE EVER...lol....lol@if you have a skinny ass...open your legs a little so your not falling in....sounds like u feel my pain bro..lol :yes: :yes:


I also try to use the handycapped stall. The toilet is about 3 inches higher so it makes your ass not point downward as much.

[ChainReaction82]

i remember i was at this theme park...and this guy ran to the handicap stall...and was screaming while shitting and farting all over the place....i couldn't even piss straight from laughing....he farted one time and kicked his shoes off and they slid under the door....i had to leave at that point from laughin too hard..lol

I also try to use the handycapped stall. The toilet is about 3 inches higher so it makes your ass not point downward as much.

[JenGTZ]

Hey ladies, I'll give you a tip. If you ask guys nicely enough, we'll show em to you.
Prove it!!






j/k...........

[ChainReaction82]

soundz like shes callin u out homie


Prove it!!






j/k...........

[BIG-D]

Prove it!!






j/k...........

Jen act like your kidding...hahaha sure you ARENT

[LiL SiS]

Ok...size matters to an extent...if its so little i can't feel you then its all bad...

It doesn't have to be a mandingo...shit those hurt. Pain doesn't bring pleasure. And besides guys that have big ones think that being big is enough and usually don't have rythem!! There is nothing bad like thinking you are gonna get served up and dude can't stay on beat!!

[JenGTZ]

Jen act like your kidding...hahaha sure you ARENT
I don't need to see no wee wees.....

[BIG-D]

I don't need to see no wee wees.....

You dont need to but you want to

[ClaySPST]

You dont need to but you want to


HAHAHAHAHA TRU THAT :wideeye:

[GonZilla]

Empty roll of paper towels :D

[JenGTZ]

You dont need to but you want to

I'll send them to you when I'm done with them, don't worry!

[JenGTZ]

HAHAHAHAHA TRU THAT :wideeye:

:boggled: :boggled:

[ClaySPST]

:boggled: :boggled:

:hrm: :hrm: :yawn:

[JenGTZ]

:hrm: :hrm: :yawn:

I expect some shit talkin from him, but you............. :taped:

[ClaySPST]

I expect some shit talkin from him, but you............. :taped:


:taped: :sheep:

[BIG-D]

I'll send them to you when I'm done with them, don't worry!

So you admit it...haha sukka...dont try and play that line on me Jen

[JenGTZ]

So you admit it...haha sukka...dont try and play that line on me Jen

I know you were just saying that to make sure that I sent those to you so you could see too......Don't front!

[BIG-D]

I know you were just saying that to make sure that I sent those to you so you could see too......Don't front!

No see us real men already know...Its like an instinct you know like having taste in power tools, beer, bar stools, Brats, Wife Beaters, and good blond jokes

haha jk jk

[JenGTZ]

No see us real men already know...Its like an instinct you know like having taste in power tools, beer, bar stools, Brats, Wife Beaters, and good blond jokes

haha jk jk

Oh so you're saying that you already know how big every guy here is..... :razz: :razz: :razz:

[BIG-D]

Oh so you're saying that you already know how big every guy here is..... :razz: :razz: :razz:

See we dont come out explicitly and say it but like I said its an instinct that we know.....

[JenGTZ]

See we dont come out explicitly and say it but like I said its an instinct that we know.....



hmmmm...is there something else I should know about you Dennis? :eeek:

[BIG-D]

hmmmm...is there something else I should know about you Dennis? :eeek:

Ya Im hung like a hamster in a tub of cold water....

I enjoy Italian food, eating cheese, lacing up shoes, following Scooters, and drinking juice boxes

[Dan]

Ya Im hung like a hamster in a tub of cold water....

I enjoy Italian food, eating cheese, lacing up shoes, following Scooters, and drinking juice boxes i didnt need to know any of this!

[JenGTZ]

Ya Im hung like a hamster in a tub of cold water....

I enjoy Italian food, eating cheese, lacing up shoes, following Scooters, and drinking juice boxes

hahahaha.......thats good to know!

[JenGTZ]

i didnt need to know any of this!

oh you love it!

[ClaySPST]

Ya Im hung like a hamster in a tub of cold water....

I enjoy Italian food, eating cheese, lacing up shoes, following Scooters, and drinking juice boxes


LMAO LMAO THAT IS GREAT. JUICE BOXS ROCK

[Dan]

oh you love it!
oh yesssssssssh ! :rotfl:

[JenGTZ]

oh yesssssssssh ! :rotfl:

you don't have to hide it...we'll all understand.... :fluffy:

[Dan]

LMAO LMAO THAT IS GREAT. JUICE BOXS ROCK
dude RPM wants your nuts

[BIG-D]

LMAO LMAO THAT IS GREAT. JUICE BOXS ROCK

Yes they do....that just gave me an Idea stay tuned

[Dan]

you don't have to hide it...we'll all understand.... :fluffy:
FINE ILL COME OUT AND JUST SAY IT...THATS A NICE ASS :rotfl: :spin: didnt expect that shit did ya!

[ClaySPST]

dude RPM wants your nuts


FOR HIM TO HAVE THEM YOU HAVE TO GET OFF. :D

[Dan]

FOR HIM TO HAVE THEM YOU HAVE TO GET OFF. :D
DirtyD rides nobodys nuts :no:

[JenGTZ]

FINE ILL COME OUT AND JUST SAY IT...THATS A NICE ASS :rotfl: :spin: didnt expect that shit did ya!

Well good, glad you let that all out.....



.....thanks!

[Dan]

Well good, glad you let that all out.....



.....thanks!

gjyeah!


wheres WOO, imma stab him! :taped:

[JenGTZ]

gjyeah!


wheres WOO, imma stab him! :taped:

Why would you do that? :hrm:

[Dan]

Why would you do that? :hrm:
i like to stab people. not pretty girls, but guys, STAB STAB

[JenGTZ]

i like to stab people. not pretty girls, but guys, STAB STAB

Oh Okay! Do whatcha like....

[LEASNIT]

i like to stab people. not pretty girls, but guys, STAB STAB

Stab whatever guy u want... i'll stab jen myself... :halo: :hyper:

[*eMiWeE*]

sometimes.... it depends what kinda mood ur in... i guess i dont have to really worry bout it thou! :fluffy:

[ipimp]

Ahh hell keeping my mouth shut on this one :halo:

[Dan]

Stab whatever guy u want... i'll stab jen myself... :halo: :hyper:
hey there chief not that kind of stabbing :irked:

[GonZilla]

Jen is still holier than thou...

[Foxxxy]

Does size matter???

Fellas feel free to chime in too....


well it seems to me that all the guys who think they are huge actually really suck in bed....the have soo much they don't know what to do with it.....i like the guys who arn't huge but know how to work it....

[f4igIRlie]

well it seems to me that all the guys who think they are huge actually really suck in bed....the have soo much they don't know what to do with it.....i like the guys who arn't huge but know how to work it....


thats what ive been saying all along

[Foxxxy]

thats what ive been saying all along


some people just don't get it.....lol

[T-NECK]

man, im hung like a new born baby... :(



8lbs., 7oz, and 21 inches!!!! :hyper: :winkwink: