.....dead baby......???!!!!

[SickF*ck6969]

here you go Dan.....:thumbsup

.What's got four wheels, smokes and squeals?
A bus load of babies on fire.

What's grosser than ten dead babies nailed to a tree?
One dead baby nailed to ten trees.

What's pink and red and silver and crawls into walls?
A baby with forks in its eyes.

What wiggles spits and is covered in shit?
An inside out baby!

When is the best time to bury that baby you killed?
When it starts talking to you again.

What's pink and chunky?
A baby with leprosy.

[Dan]

all we need now is jay carnes and prozak.

[I PUNCH CUNTS]

i wish, but i dont see that happening anytime soon...

[Dan]

or that one drifter dude....he always had good stories...

[I PUNCH CUNTS]

who was that?

[Skillz954]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA fucked

[I PUNCH CUNTS]

what has 2 thumbs and loves dead baby jokes?

this guy right here lol

[Big R 508]

i m sure we ll see prozak n jay carnes soon on our new forum.

[MikeM]

Im in on this

How do you make a dead baby float?
Take your foot off of it

How do you make a dead baby float?
1 scoop of vanilla, one cup of root beer, 1 dead baby

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies?
You cant use a pitchfork to unload the bowling balls

Whats pink and does 4500 rpm?
A dead baby in a blender

What do you call a dead baby on your doorstep?
Mat

thats all i can think of

[Dan]

whats red and white and goes around really fast?


a dead baby in a blender..


whats red white and green and smelly and goes around really fast...?


that same dead baby a week later.