Most forgettable sex

[MikeM]

Post up the story of the one where you look back and smack yourself.

I'll go first.

One time about 5 years ago I was hanging out with my friend when his girl called him. She and her friend wanted to hang out later. So later on we're all drunk and his girl and her friend show up. The friend looked good, and I was drunk so I got right to it. We all went out on the boat the next night, we stopped about a mile offshore, my friend and his girl went into the cabin to fuck. So Im out in the ocean drinking with this girl who still hadnt told me her name, its going good, clothes start coming off. Shirt comes off, she had a fupa, but not too bad so I continue. Bra comes off, some seriously saggy boobs fall about 4 more inches without support of the bra. She was like 18 too, 18 yr olds shouldnt have saggy boobs. Whatever, I'm drunk, I continue. She unzips my pants, pulls it out, and goes to work. She was doing real well, good enough to make up for those nasty tits.
I go to take off her pants, they looked baggy, but I was having a hart time getting them off, I thought I was just drunk. Finally I get them off and I see what the problem was, she had fat girl legs. Her ass was wide but flat, and the pants made it look good. Without pants on, it just went all over the place. Her legs were thick all the way down to her kankles. I went limp immediately. I was so dissapointed and wanted to go home. How could I get out of this without seriously hurting her feelings? Its hard to do when you're already naked. Seeing no escape, I decided that if she could get me hard again, I'd fuck her.
Well, she got me hard again, I had to concentrate on her face. So I quickly put on my rubber and laid her down on the floor. I wanted to do it missionary so that I could only see her face (her best feature). That didnt work, I went limp again. She sucked it some more, got me hard again, i wanted to come in her mouth, but I was too drunk and couldnt. I wrapped up again and this time made it to the pussy. It was soooo loose :( you know what happens next, I go limp of course. Dammit. Initiate plan B. I didnt tell her i lost it again, I just pulled out, and told her to bend over the side of the boat. her head was over the side of the boat, so she couldnt see what was going on. I grabbed the handle of a fishing pole, put my condom on it, and went to town. She was so drunk she didnt even know the difference. Then my friend comes out of the cabin, sees me standing there naked, shoving the bottom of his fishing pole in some girl, We both break out laughing. She stands quickly up to see whats up, and the pole lodges a fish hook in my leg. I push her head back down real quick, now I have to hold her head down with one hand, pretend to fuck with the other hand, and somehow get the hook out of my leg.
My friend goes back in the cabin, I get teh fish hook out, then continue the pole fucking (because its fun). Now I decide to fake an O, funny shit. I put the fishing pole away, the girl stands up, and my friend comes out of the cabin again. He stars blasting me and the girl with a fire extinguisher (water), she falls overboard.
She tries to climb into the boat, but couldnt. My friend and I grab some ropes and atempt to pull her back in, I'm still naked.

My god that night sucked.

[ChainReaction82]

my most forgettable time was when this chick kept saying how much she would do this and do that...when it came down to it..all she could take was missionary. i was pissed...i actually pulled out...jacked and came in her hair...got dressed and went to basketball practice....i see her around every now and then...she has an attitude with me now...but her pussy was garbage

i could've stayed home and watched porn with my ex and fucked her for all that jazz :wonder:

[ClaySPST]

i will make it short. well i lined up with this girl and we are going at it for ever. i couldn't nut she was gauged out to the limit. so i had to fake it and dip.

[Foxxxy]

this was like a year ago, i was with this guy, everything was going great, he went down on me and yada yada yada....any ways he goes to put it in and blows in load...i'm like what the fuck....i told EVERYONE!!! talk about a TRUE one minute man...hell he didn't even make it a minute...lol

[tsk scott]

this was like a year ago, i was with this guy, everything was going great, he went down on me and yada yada yada....any ways he goes to put it in and blows in load...i'm like what the fuck....i told EVERYONE!!! talk about a TRUE one minute man...hell he didn't even make it a minute...lol
dam talk bout bad luk

[Foxxxy]

dam talk bout bad luk


yeah no shit!!! i think i made him prety bad cuz i told everyone and i made fun of him sooooo bad...lol....

[Luke]

okay, I went to the local watering hole with a few buddies. I ended up meeting this chick there. I remember she has this really big gap between her teeth, but I was drunk enough to not care, besides, she had the biggest boobs I've ever seen, and a thin waist to match. So I invite her over to hang out with us and sit at our table. She and her friend come over and join us. She is really into me, I can tell by the way she stares at me when I'm talking. So the night goes on and I start hinting to...umm....certain things. The bar calls last call so we head out. We meet at the nearest mini mart to pick up some 40's of O E cause I still wasn't drunk enough, yea right! I ask her where she wants to go. She says my house and points to me. Oh no you dont, we are not going to my house. I make up some really lame excuse how my "roommate" wont be happy if we wake him up, in all actuallity, my g/f would be pissed if I brought home a bar hoe. So I suggest her house. We go to her house and I find out she still lives with her mom. This chick is like 26 and still living at home. Whatever, Im not marrying her...just tearing off a piece of ass. So its starting to get cold outside and its like 4 in the morning. I suggest we go to "sleep". She agrees, but says we have to stay outside. WTF is that shit!!! Well, come to find out, I work with her mom and lets just say she wouldn't be pleased to wake up to her daughter getting banged by the IT guy! So she grabs a blanket and brings it outside. I start ripping her clothes off and....well...fingering her. She turns around and leans up against the fence, I take this as a welcome. So I slip it on in! That only lasts for a while, then we go to the ground. Damn...it was cold, lemme tell ya. I finish up real fast cause Im freezing balls and my friend is passed out in the truck waiting for me. I tuck everything back in and bone out. She says, "ill see you around." I go, "yea...maybe." I didn't get her name...she didn't mine. It was perfect...so I thought. I get in the truck and notice this unbareable smell. My friend wakes up and start puking cause of it. I start smelling around and notice its ME that smells. This bitch stunk SOO fuking bad it made us both vomit. I get back to my house and tear my clothes off. Yep...she stunk! I jump in the shower cause god knows that my girlfriend would smell that nasty shit on me. I get out of the shower just in time to hear my g/f ask me what was going on. I tell her my friend hooked up with a girl and I had to stay outside and wait for him...and i was cold, so I took a shower to warm up. Aint I good??!! So I stuff my underwear and other garments that stunk in my friend truck with instructions to get rid of that bile shit and never let me see it again. Case closed!

leason learned, if you cheat on your girl, god will get you in other ways.

[tsk scott]

yeah prob mad but happy at the same tyme mad cause u cald him out onit but happy he almost hit it

[120clown]

well mine still makes me gag after i think about that horrable valentines day! i will keep it short and sweet.

got her to my house shit was going good as hell! she was hot as hell got me a good little beginning blowjob then i got her pants and panties off and almost gaged! shit was so stank i kicked the bitch out of the room and made her go home! then i had to spray the house with smell good!

dam ewww i still gag it was that bad! :boggled:

[Luke]

well mine still makes me gag after i think about that horrable valentines day! i will keep it short and sweet.

got her to my house shit was going good as hell! she was hot as hell got me a good little beginning blowjob then i got her pants and panties off and almost gaged! shit was so stank i kicked the bitch out of the room and made her go home! then i had to spray the house with smell good!

dam ewww i still gag it was that bad! :boggled:

Oh yea, my chick was a combination of period and BO! :chewing: :crazy:

[120clown]

Oh yea, my chick was a combination of period and BO! :chewing: :crazy:

honestly it was bad man i realy do gag when i think of it! ewww dam i still see her once and a while and i just worn people she cried and hates me now but i dont give a fuck that was gross!

[Foxxxy]

yeah prob mad but happy at the same tyme mad cause u cald him out onit but happy he almost hit it


almost, he barley got his dick close and he blew...it was sooo bad!!! it was funny, like 2 weeks later my friend luther was at the bar drunk with a bunch of buddies and he called me come and get him, well josh(the one minute man) was with them, i put in that song, i don't want, don't need can't stand no minute man, since everyone knew, they all busted up laughing

[f4igIRlie]

Post up the story of the one where you look back and smack yourself.

I'll go first.

One time about 5 years ago I was hanging out with my friend when his girl called him. She and her friend wanted to hang out later. So later on we're all drunk and his girl and her friend show up. The friend looked good, and I was drunk so I got right to it. We all went out on the boat the next night, we stopped about a mile offshore, my friend and his girl went into the cabin to fuck. So Im out in the ocean drinking with this girl who still hadnt told me her name, its going good, clothes start coming off. Shirt comes off, she had a fupa, but not too bad so I continue. Bra comes off, some seriously saggy boobs fall about 4 more inches without support of the bra. She was like 18 too, 18 yr olds shouldnt have saggy boobs. Whatever, I'm drunk, I continue. She unzips my pants, pulls it out, and goes to work. She was doing real well, good enough to make up for those nasty tits.
I go to take off her pants, they looked baggy, but I was having a hart time getting them off, I thought I was just drunk. Finally I get them off and I see what the problem was, she had fat girl legs. Her ass was wide but flat, and the pants made it look good. Without pants on, it just went all over the place. Her legs were thick all the way down to her kankles. I went limp immediately. I was so dissapointed and wanted to go home. How could I get out of this without seriously hurting her feelings? Its hard to do when you're already naked. Seeing no escape, I decided that if she could get me hard again, I'd fuck her.
Well, she got me hard again, I had to concentrate on her face. So I quickly put on my rubber and laid her down on the floor. I wanted to do it missionary so that I could only see her face (her best feature). That didnt work, I went limp again. She sucked it some more, got me hard again, i wanted to come in her mouth, but I was too drunk and couldnt. I wrapped up again and this time made it to the pussy. It was soooo loose :( you know what happens next, I go limp of course. Dammit. Initiate plan B. I didnt tell her i lost it again, I just pulled out, and told her to bend over the side of the boat. her head was over the side of the boat, so she couldnt see what was going on. I grabbed the handle of a fishing pole, put my condom on it, and went to town. She was so drunk she didnt even know the difference. Then my friend comes out of the cabin, sees me standing there naked, shoving the bottom of his fishing pole in some girl, We both break out laughing. She stands quickly up to see whats up, and the pole lodges a fish hook in my leg. I push her head back down real quick, now I have to hold her head down with one hand, pretend to fuck with the other hand, and somehow get the hook out of my leg.
My friend goes back in the cabin, I get teh fish hook out, then continue the pole fucking (because its fun). Now I decide to fake an O, funny shit. I put the fishing pole away, the girl stands up, and my friend comes out of the cabin again. He stars blasting me and the girl with a fire extinguisher (water), she falls overboard.
She tries to climb into the boat, but couldnt. My friend and I grab some ropes and atempt to pull her back in, I'm still naked.

My god that night sucked.



OMG.......ive never heard of anything like this b4....I almost died of laughing in my chair just now! My co-workers think im crazy!

[f4igIRlie]

OK, heres mine....I was kinda talking to this one guy a year ago, and ive known him since i was 15, he was pretty cool. All my friends had him, so i was curious, cause from what i heard he was pretty good. SO finally after hanging out for a month or so, we go back to his place...We were horny already in the car, so as soon as we walked in clothes came off. We started messing around, he was eating me out, it was great. The time came for me to return the favor, and i went downtown. The thing is he was uncircumsized, so i had to pull the skin back. When i put my mouth on it, i almost threw up. That shit stunk and tasted so bad, i gagged. Quickly, i gulped some champagne that we had opened to take away the taste, and went back down. It was so over-whelming i had to just say lets fuck. It was awful. Later, we both took showers, and he drove me home. He was clean cause i was there when he showered, but in the car i started giving him head, and it was the same- nasty odor. I dont get it, wtf i though. Even straight out of the shower. So my conclusion is, i will never fuck a guy thats uncut ever ever again!

[TongWoo]

OK, heres mine....I was kinda talking to this one guy a year ago, and ive known him since i was 15, he was pretty cool. All my friends had him, so i was curious, cause from what i heard he was pretty good. SO finally after hanging out for a month or so, we go back to his place...We were horny already in the car, so as soon as we walked in clothes came off. We started messing around, he was eating me out, it was great. The time came for me to return the favor, and i went downtown. The thing is he was uncircumsized, so i had to pull the skin back. When i put my mouth on it, i almost threw up. That shit stunk and tasted so bad, i gagged. Quickly, i gulped some champagne that we had opened to take away the taste, and went back down. It was so over-whelming i had to just say lets fuck. It was awful. Later, we both took showers, and he drove me home. He was clean cause i was there when he showered, but in the car i started giving him head, and it was the same- nasty odor. I dont get it, wtf i though. Even straight out of the shower. So my conclusion is, i will never fuck a guy thats uncut ever ever again!BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA That is fuggggin hilarious and gross, hahahahaha!!!!! I'm a clean cut fellow.

[Foxxxy]

OK, heres mine....I was kinda talking to this one guy a year ago, and ive known him since i was 15, he was pretty cool. All my friends had him, so i was curious, cause from what i heard he was pretty good. SO finally after hanging out for a month or so, we go back to his place...We were horny already in the car, so as soon as we walked in clothes came off. We started messing around, he was eating me out, it was great. The time came for me to return the favor, and i went downtown. The thing is he was uncircumsized, so i had to pull the skin back. When i put my mouth on it, i almost threw up. That shit stunk and tasted so bad, i gagged. Quickly, i gulped some champagne that we had opened to take away the taste, and went back down. It was so over-whelming i had to just say lets fuck. It was awful. Later, we both took showers, and he drove me home. He was clean cause i was there when he showered, but in the car i started giving him head, and it was the same- nasty odor. I dont get it, wtf i though. Even straight out of the shower. So my conclusion is, i will never fuck a guy thats uncut ever ever again!


i'm sorry hun! my rule is if the guy is un cut, he DOES NOT get a piece of ANYTHING!! un cut's look soooo freakin iky

[GotAHelmetForME]

OMG.......ive never heard of anything like this b4....I almost died of laughing in my chair just now! My co-workers think im crazy!


Haha...me too...I just spit my drink out :rotfl:

[JONESER]

I was 17 and my buddy was bangin' this chick from the next town over.

His parents wouldn't let him use thier car one night so I got my mom's.
I drive him over her friends house telling him the whole way to just hit that shit and we'll jet. I had a curfew and if I was late, my dad would rip me a new asshole!

We get there and were chillin' in the front room. That was the first time I had ever met the girls. Him & that chick go into the kitchen and a few minutes later he comes out and says that he didn't wanna hit it and she thought I was cute. I was like "Ill hit it if your not gonna" She comes out of the kitchen and I say "So...you think I'm cute, huh?" She says "yeah" I say "Let's go to your house for a little bit".
We walk across the street to her crib and I notice her dad is a cop. I start havin' second thoughts. We get in her room and start makin' out-n-shit and I start to finger her. We take off our clothes and I start hittin' that shit. As I'm in full bangin' mode, I bring my hands up to the headboard to get more slammin' power. BAM! I notice my hand FUCKIN' STINKS! HOLY SHIT, I had NEVER smelt anything like it before in my life. I almost went limp, but I started thinkin' about other shit so I could bust a nut. After I bust, I get up, got dressed, walked across the hall to the shitter, whip off the jimmy, wash my dick & my hands, walk into the front room (where my buddy & her friend now were) and told him "LET'S GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!" We get in the car and drive home. I never said a word to her after I busted and I've never seen her since.
I couldn't believe how bad that shit stunk! I was sober too. If I had been drunk, I might not have noticed or I would have yacked all over her bed.

Anyway, lesson learned.

[Luke]

We walk across the street to her crib and I notice her dad is a cop. I start havin' second thoughts.

This was the best part of the story! My daughter better think twice about doing shit like that, Ill scare the shit outta some punk kids! :slappy:

[~Brie]

OMG.......ive never heard of anything like this b4....I almost died of laughing in my chair just now! My co-workers think im crazy!


hahahaha, me too! That is horrible but funny as hell!!

[pavementeater]

I was 17 and my buddy was bangin' this chick from the next town over.

His parents wouldn't let him use thier car one night so I got my mom's.
I drive him over her friends house telling him the whole way to just hit that shit and we'll jet. I had a curfew and if I was late, my dad would rip me a new asshole!

We get there and were chillin' in the front room. That was the first time I had ever met the girls. Him & that chick go into the kitchen and a few minutes later he comes out and says that he didn't wanna hit it and she thought I was cute. I was like "Ill hit it if your not gonna" She comes out of the kitchen and I say "So...you think I'm cute, huh?" She says "yeah" I say "Let's go to your house for a little bit".
We walk across the street to her crib and I notice her dad is a cop. I start havin' second thoughts. We get in her room and start makin' out-n-shit slammin' power. BAM! I notice my hand FUCKIN' STINKS! HOLY SHIT, I had and I start to finger her. We take off our clothes and I start hittin' that shit. As I'm in full bangin' mode, I bring my hands up to the headboard to get more NEVER smelt anything like it before in my life. I almost went limp, but I started thinkin' about other shit so I could bust a nut. After I bust, I get up, got dressed, walked across the hall to the shitter, whip off the jimmy, wash my dick & my hands, walk into the front room (where my buddy & her friend now were) and told him "LET'S GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!" We get in the car and drive home. I never said a word to her after I busted and I've never seen her since.
I couldn't believe how bad that shit stunk! I was sober too. If I had been drunk, I might not have noticed or I would have yacked all over her bed.

Anyway, lesson learned.

Oh my god.. you guys with your stank stories... horrible.. i've definately run into that and it sucks... its too bad everybody else has as well.

this thread is hilarious... more stories! I gotta think of some.

[f4igIRlie]

Yeah, lots of stink stories today

[Foxxxy]

Yeah, lots of stink stories today

its hard to belive that there are acutally females out there that don't keep themselves "clean"....yuk

[MikeM]

its hard to belive that there are acutally females out there that don't keep themselves "clean"....yuk

Yeah, for real. In my entire life, ive only encountered 1 pussy that smelled. Once I went camping with a gf, 3 days without showering and it still didnt smell bad.

[Foxxxy]

Yeah, for real. In my entire life, ive only encountered 1 pussy that smelled. Once I went camping with a gf, 3 days without showering and it still didnt smell bad.


thats soo gross though, i mean my god they have to able to smell them selves....ewwwy

[WaynesNside]

I dont know about the uncut stuff, I have never had a girl complain.

I was with this chic and she was always talking about how good she was, I can't handle it all that BS.

So finally came time to bring it and I must have started to hit it just right, she was about to orgasm and she just went nuts, and pushed me off and started shaking like crazy. I was like WTF??? I wasn't even warmed up or tired yet, then I went at it again and she did the same thing. I know that some have deep orgasms but this was crazy. After talking all that stuff about how I couldn't handle her.

[JONESER]

I dont know about the uncut stuff, I have never had a girl complain.

I was with this chic and she was always talking about how good she was, I can't handle it all that BS.

So finally came time to bring it and I must have started to hit it just right, she was about to orgasm and she just went nuts, and pushed me off and started shaking like crazy. I was like WTF??? I wasn't even warmed up or tired yet, then I went at it again and she did the same thing. I know that some have deep orgasms but this was crazy. After talking all that stuff about how I couldn't handle her.
What's forgetable about that?

I'd be like "I'm the shit bitch! You can't handle this!"
Be proud of that story, tell us a bad one, about some beast you wish you never hit.

[mathias]

haha alright here's mine


Alright im only 14 and on new years day (05) i was over at my best friends house chiilen with his 17 year old step sister. i liked her from the start and we got to talking and after about an hour she told me she was attracted to me, so im like"well lets get to it then" after downing a few cups of wat i like to call "coke and rum" we get on the couch and start makin out, but then my friend gets on the computer that is basicly over looking the couch, i didnt care i was still drunk and i really wanted some,so we're makin out and then she must have gotten really into it cause she started breathin real deep and bitting my lip and i was like "hell yea" so i get a blanket over us and get to work. she was wet but unshaved which i really didnt like but i went to it, it was really loud lol but finaly i was done. so i figure its my turn right?.......wrong, she pulled her pants and went up stares i tryed to say somthin but her step bro was sittin right there and i didnt want him to know wat we did. but she left me with som extremely painfull blue balls :headache: and some stinky fingures. new years 05, a night that i would rather forget

[*eMiWeE*]

LOL... there was this one time (we werent sexin) but my homeboi and i were sleepin over at my gurls house....

we slept upstairs in her bro's old room on the second story...
it was fuckin hot in the room so we opened the window(w/ no screen)

in the morning my friend walked in, screamed and ran to the window.... her cat was on the edge about to fall the fuk out....
it was soooo funny (you might of had to be there kinda things) :hyper:

[Droptop]

This shit is nasty!!!! I dont know if I wanna put my story out there....It is nasty too... Damn how can people be so nasty!!!

[f4igIRlie]

This shit is nasty!!!! I dont know if I wanna put my story out there....It is nasty too... Damn how can people be so nasty!!!


Man, theres some nasty pple out there, trust me!!!! But yeah the females that dont wash, whats the deal w/ that. Come on ladies, keep ur shit clean and shaved :cool:

[Foxxxy]

Man, theres some nasty pple out there, trust me!!!! But yeah the females that dont wash, whats the deal w/ that. Come on ladies, keep ur shit clean and shaved :cool:


i completely agree!!

[Droptop]

Man, theres some nasty pple out there, trust me!!!! But yeah the females that dont wash, whats the deal w/ that. Come on ladies, keep ur shit clean and shaved :cool:
RIGHT

[MikeM]

I dont know if I wanna put my story out there....It is nasty too..

Now that you posted in this thread you kinda have to. It cant be much worse than mine.

[JONESER]

Man, theres some nasty pple out there, trust me!!!! But yeah the females that dont wash, whats the deal w/ that. Come on ladies, keep ur shit clean and shaved :cool:
Anna, post a pic of your baldness for the unshaven chicks to use as a guide.... :wackit: :goofy:

[f4igIRlie]

Anna, post a pic of your baldness for the unshaven chicks to use as a guide.... :wackit: :goofy:


Ummmm, sure. Give me a min, ill find it.

[JONESER]

Ummmm, sure. Give me a min, ill find it.
Werd........... :dance:

[CrazyChic69]

Man, theres some nasty pple out there, trust me!!!! But yeah the females that dont wash, whats the deal w/ that. Come on ladies, keep ur shit clean and shaved :cool:

Well said girl. Clean and shaved is the way to be:)

[f4igIRlie]

Well said girl. Clean and shaved is the way to be:)


I dont even know any other way. At least trim, for crying out loud. But bushy ones make me wanna puke :tapeshut:

[JONESER]

Well said girl. Clean and shaved is the way to be:)
Well, well, well...
Do you have a pic you'd like to post for the unshaven chicks to use as a guide??

[CrazyChic69]

Well, well, well...
Do you have a pic you'd like to post for the unshaven chicks to use as a guide??

From the stories it sounds to me like there are quite a few chicks who need someone to teach them how to keep it clean and shaved. Sorry no pics:(

[JONESER]

From the stories it sounds to me like there are quite a few chicks who need someone to teach them how to keep it clean and shaved. Sorry no pics:(
DAMN! :(

[MikeM]

I have a pic, do you wanna see it Joneser? lmao

[JONESER]

I have a pic, do you wanna see it Joneser? lmao
Sounds like a setup..........

[MikeM]

Sounds like a setup..........
Just say no dude

[Playa-p]

My best friends girl got hit on by some squid. I found his girl, took her home started fkn around and shit diddnt smell right. I had a mission tho so moved to floor opened window and finished the payback..Mission Accomplished...P.S keep that shit clean ladies

[forcefedfreak]

Well here is my story...

So I met this chick my sophomore year of HS, she was a freshmen. I had study hall with her, and I always thought she was cute, always had nice lookin tits and all the goods and what not, but all through HS nothing ever went down.

So she came home from college a few months ago and called me up, so I invite her over my sisters place where I go to drink every now and then (my sister and my best buddy are dating so it's chill) So we are shooting some poool and shit, and i'm doing shots of JD.

Anyway my sister and her bf are like we are going to bed, so they go upstairs, and I am like yea i'm fucken tired. So I get in bed, this bitch gets in bed with me, i'm like fabulous, next thing I know my buddy tosses a condom down to me, i'm like hell yeah. I start to take this chicks pants off, and put my hand down there to fingerblast her and it's like fucken vietnam dude. For real it was a jungle, I couldn't believe it, it's like I didn't know girls were still born with hair down there? I've never been with a girl who didn't at least TRIM. So that coupled with the whiskey dick made me go limp instantly, and shes all like "what you don't want to fuck" and all this shit and i'm like uhhhh...I didn't even know what to say, and I was jus tlike nah i'm tired. So anyway I go to sleep, and about an horu later I wake up and i'm like sobering up and hella horny, and i'm like whatever fuck it, I haven't been laid in a while, so I wake her up, and i'm like we are fucking end of story, so I take her shirt off, and her bra...wow her tits were WRONG without a bra, so MikeM i'm feeling you on that one...anyway I'm like whatever I just want to bust a fucking nut, I'll overcome these flaws...So I fucken stick it in (missionary position) and she did this wack thing where she like wrapped her legs over mine, so my legs were like trapped, and then she just layed there like a fucken brick, it was the worst sex ever....

SO I busted my nut quick, and passed out, didn't talk to her again, until like three weeks later she calls me up and is like "I'm late" and i"m like what the fuck bitch, but neeedless to say she sipped a cup of act right, and wasn't pregnant, not to mention I guess she bones a thousand dudes a day, so even if she was it probably wasn't mine. But I look back on that and just think to myself "Man that is a name I wish I didn't have on my list"

[wtbz400]

..i'm like we are fucking end of story..


haha..dont need no bullshit..

[f4igIRlie]

HAHA! I love hearing these kinda stories...very funny. They make my day!