Masturbation

[ADB107]

How often does evryone do it?

[Foxxxy]

How often does evryone do it?
can't say that i ever have. if i want booty, its only a phone call away

[MikeM]

How often does evryone do it?

Unfortunately not often enough.

[FiEsTy~AmY]

can't say that i ever have. if i want booty, its only a phone call away
HAHA!!! never have, never will, theres no need to when you can just call someone up to get the job done :bouncy:

[SickF*ck6969]

HAHA!!! never have, never will, theres no need to when you can just call someone up to get the job done :bouncy:
girls are such fuckin LIARS..... :irked:

dont lie you've been in the shower , washing your area when all of a sudden........ooohhh, that feels good, i'm a keep washin THAT...lol
then u keep scrubbin till all is good and tingly......thats not cleanliness, thats MASTURBATING......hahah

[nakedinosaur]

HAHA!!! never have, never will, theres no need to when you can just call someone up to get the job done :bouncy:


i could have two girlfriends and a booty call for every night of the week and i would still spank it ...just not as much

[FiEsTy~AmY]

i could have two girlfriends and a booty call for every night of the week and i would still spank it ...just not as much
see there are a few people that i could call and say hey...what are you doing for the next hour?!?! and they'd just take care of me ya know?!?!

[nakedinosaur]

i under stand that completely but its just sumpthin that has to be done

[FiEsTy~AmY]

i under stand that completely but its just sumpthin that has to be done
well if you say so!!

[nakedinosaur]

so anyways how are you today?

[nakedinosaur]

well, shit, that backfired :null:

[Foxxxy]

see there are a few people that i could call and say hey...what are you doing for the next hour?!?! and they'd just take care of me ya know?!?!


i am soo with you...guys are soo easy, just be like hey, wanna fuck and 99% of them are like hell yeah i do...

[nakedinosaur]

why cant that shit happen to me. the dry streak is getting pretty long

oh yeah and twice a day

[GonZilla]

I beat my dick like it owes me $...

Prolly once or twice a day :hyper:

[Foxxxy]

why cant that shit happen to me. the dry streak is getting pretty long

oh yeah and twice a day


thats pretty bad, you need to hit some ass or something...damn....

[nakedinosaur]

thats pretty bad, you need to hit some ass or something...damn....

your tellin me

[Foxxxy]

your tellin me
damn straight i'm tellin you!!! i don't think its healthy to do that alot...but i could be wrong...lol

[nakedinosaur]

damn straight i'm tellin you!!! i don't think its healthy to do that alot...but i could be wrong...lol


well im not gettin any so its a quick jerk before work and one before bed. im not sure if its unhealthy or not but i guess i could get carpal tunnel or something

[Foxxxy]

well im not gettin any so its a quick jerk before work and one before bed. im not sure if its unhealthy or not but i guess i could get carpal tunnel or something


LMAO....thats funny shit

[nakedinosaur]

LMAO....thats funny shit

its not that funny ...my wrist hurts ...shit!

[danny]

i haven't done it for like 4 months since i started working.

[danny]

well im not gettin any so its a quick jerk before work and one before bed. im not sure if its unhealthy or not but i guess i could get carpal tunnel or something
i heard the most you beat the meat it gets bigger in size. don't know if thats a fact or fiction.

[Foxxxy]

its not that funny ...my wrist hurts ...shit!

dude, i suggest you get some ass asap

[nakedinosaur]

i heard the most you beat the meat it gets bigger in size. don't know if thats a fact or fiction.

beating it doesnt make it bigger cause if it did i would have to throw it over my shoulder by now but having sex does make it bigger

[danny]

beating it doesnt make it bigger cause if it did i would have to throw it over my shoulder by now but having sex does make it bigger
lmao! :rotfl:

[Foxxxy]

beating it doesnt make it bigger cause if it did i would have to throw it over my shoulder by now but having sex does make it bigger
LMAO, you are soo funny...lol...get some booty

[nakedinosaur]

dude, i suggest you get some ass asap

i would but ...hey, wait a sec.
so how are you this evening?

[Foxxxy]

i would but ...hey, wait a sec.
so how are you this evening?
i wasn't talkin about my booty, lol....but i'm fine, about ready to go out and get trashed!!! finals got done today so i'm gonna go get shit faced

[nakedinosaur]

i wasn't talkin about my booty, lol....but i'm fine, about ready to go out and get trashed!!! finals got done today so i'm gonna go get shit faced

sounds like fun times. where do you go to school?



p.s. i figured as much but hell, it was worth a shot

[danny]

sounds like fun times. where do you go to school?



p.s. i figured as much but hell, it was worth a shot
horney bastard :dopey:

[LiL SiS]

All yall bitches who said yall don't do it are lLYING...

Hell I love to do it...especially when I can't sleep. It relaxes me. Besides there are those days where I want to get mine and don't feel like dealin' wit no man's bullshit...especially when I know I can get it done...and get it done right!!!

Masturbation is healthy...amy...u are still young you will see!!!

Thats just me Keepin it Gangsta!!

[FiEsTy~AmY]

All yall bitches who said yall don't do it are lLYING...

Hell I love to do it...especially when I can't sleep. It relaxes me. Besides there are those days where I want to get mine and don't feel like dealin' wit no man's bullshit...especially when I know I can get it done...and get it done right!!!

Masturbation is healthy...amy...u are still young you will see!!!

Thats just me Keepin it Gangsta!!
of all people monica, you call me out!!!! hahaha!! that shits not fair :shocked: :) you know im playin

[nakedinosaur]

horney bastard :dopey:


that'll happen :squirrel:

[LiL SiS]

once a week or once every two weeks
I know when you were laid up in the hospital the only thing on u that worked was your arm and hand....how many times in those 2 weeks??? Inquiring minds want to know!

[LiL SiS]

of all people monica, you call me out!!!! hahaha!! that shits not fair :shocked: :) you know im playin
nah i'm saying that you are still young and u prolly still think that shit is embarassing or wrong...you're just getting in to doin' the business..not long from now you are gonna be sick of all the baggage that comes wit dealin wit men and you will hook yourself up!!

[FiEsTy~AmY]

nah i'm saying that you are still young and u prolly still think that shit is embarassing or wrong...you're just getting in to doin' the business..not long from now you are gonna be sick of all the baggage that comes wit dealin wit men and you will hook yourself up!!
haha...and when that day comes, ill call you and say iight Monica, you were right :) but until then....im going to keep on doing what im doing :crazy:

[BeckyB]

everybody masturbates..if you say you don't, you lie...
i didn't do it that much when i was in a relationship, but now it's like 3-4 times a week.

[danny]

that'll happen :squirrel:
word.

[Foxxxy]

sounds like fun times. where do you go to school?



p.s. i figured as much but hell, it was worth a shot


i go to iowa central

[lucas]

depends on my situation at the time. if im with a girl or not etc. sometimes ill do it twice a day sometimes once a month. all depending

[CrazyChic69]

Shit...there aint no shame in my game. I please myself atleast 3-4 times a week :cloud9: My man enjoys watching but sometimes I just like to do it alone :D

[jason.spalding]

once a day or one every other day :shhh:

[GotAHelmetForME]

Shit...there aint no shame in my game.



True :halo:

[fat kat]

one time a day

[Teamlojic.com]

I know when you were laid up in the hospital the only thing on u that worked was your arm and hand....how many times in those 2 weeks??? Inquiring minds want to know!

when i was laid up in the hospital, that was the only thing that worked normal.

[ChainReaction82]

lemme tap yo "hard drive"...until u make me "microsoft"...and let me hit u off wit ya face on da "windows"...let me use my "trojan" in yo "backdoor"...until i skeet and catch a "syntax error"

[HRC600RR]

Now it will be easier to go :finger:

[dsrchilly]

i heard the most you beat the meat it gets bigger in size. don't know if thats a fact or fiction.

if that was the case people could climb mine to the moon

[bigzell]

if that was the case people could climb mine to the moon


that is some funny shit.
LMAO

[f4igIRlie]

Now it will be easier to go :finger:

OMG, is that PAris Hilton??????

[JONESER]

OMG, is that PAris Hilton??????
Yep, that shits weak...I gots the video... :shhh:

[f4igIRlie]

Her pussy looks nasty! :tapeshut:

[CrazyChic69]

Her pussy looks nasty! :tapeshut:

I agree!! Looks like it's been beat up one too many times :yuck:

[JONESER]

Her pussy looks nasty! :tapeshut:
It does in that pic...
Yes, it HAS been beat up a few times too many!

[f4igIRlie]

SEriously, and i used to think she was hot. Nice legs, tummy but no ass, and ugly pussy!

[JONESER]

SEriously, and i used to think she was hot. Nice legs, tummy but no ass, and ugly pussy!
NO ASS AT ALL!!!!!!
Actually, her BOOBIES aren't as small as they seem. In the video, their nice, little & firm..

[lill_Pierce]

SEriously, and i used to think she was hot. Nice legs, tummy but no ass, and ugly pussy!

wait did you ever see the video? The pussy i saw in that was good looking, shaved and clean looking just a good pussy :dance: . Maybe she just got a bad pussy picture. :D

[Droptop]

Heres on for the road!!!! Now thats nasty

[JONESER]

Heres on for the road!!!! Now thats nasty
SOOOOO WRONG!!!!!!!!

[JONESER]

wait did you ever see the video? The pussy i saw in that was good looking, shaved and clean looking just a good pussy :dance: . Maybe she just got a bad pussy picture. :D
In the video, it looked pretty nice when that dude was hittin' it! Nice & clean shaven...

[f4igIRlie]

Heres on for the road!!!! Now thats nasty


whats wrong w/ u?????

[lill_Pierce]

In the video, it looked pretty nice when that dude was hittin' it! Nice & clean shaven...

It did look real good. I wouldnt mind hitting that 2-3 time a day.

[JONESER]

It did look real good. I wouldnt mind hitting that 2-3 time a day.
WERD! Then bust on them nice little BOOBIES!

[lill_Pierce]

WERD! Then bust on them nice little BOOBIES!

god that would be the life. If i had a girl that looked that good i would fuck the shit out of them all day long. :booty:

[JONESER]

god that would be the life. If i had a girl that looked that good i would fuck the shit out of them all day long. :booty:
And bust on them nice little BOOBIES!!!!!

[dsrchilly]

i rather jack off then fuck paris hilton
unless i was gonna cash in on her bank account

[Goose]

i am soo with you...guys are soo easy, just be like hey, wanna fuck and 99% of them are like hell yeah i do...

I PRIDE myself on being EASY.


Goose

[scott3824]

everyday - unless my girl wants it 2-3 times that day then I usually don't have to

[chevy2000]

whats up im new to this site what are you doing.

[Darwick]

who the fuck dug this shit up wow oldd 2004 wow :)

[Miss Chievous]

who the fuck dug this shit up wow oldd 2004 wow :)
seriously!!!

[Little D]

there's 2 typs of masturbaters one who admits it and the other that lies about doing it because everybody does it wherther they want to admit it or not but they do no one should be afraid to admit that they :jerkit: :jerkit: :jerkit: :jerkit: :jerkit: :jerkit: :jerkit: :jerkit: nothing to be embarassed about its natural

[Imprezatastic]

there's 2 typs of masturbaters one who admits it and the other that lies about doing it because everybody does it wherther they want to admit it or not but they do no one should be afraid to admit that they :jerkit: :jerkit: :jerkit: :jerkit: :jerkit: :jerkit: :jerkit: :jerkit: nothing to be embarassed about its natural


agreed!

[BigDawg99]

mostly when the wife is ragging.ill probably masterbate once every 3 days.

[Cattani]

Well, this is old as a mother but I'll toss in my $.02.

Almost everyday...no matter how many times I get it. I don't exactly know why though...

[Itwontstayup]

i'll put it like this, if i had to be finger printed my fingers would slide off the page :jerkit: :tired: .

[MikeM]

As often as possible. Usually only 1-2 a day, thats all time permits.

[ILOVESTRIPPERS]

i do it like 3 or 4 times a day at least. its like my coffee in the morning and it will put me to sleep at night. then useally right after or in the shower. then if im guna hump some bitches i try to do it before i go meet up with them.

[hitman]

man i was doing that shit 30 times a day then my peins started to get to red and i went to the doctor and he told me to sotp jackign off soo much or u will have no skin left to jack anymore!!!! and if i dont he said i could never ever ever ever ever make babeis again even with the hottest of fucking hot chicks at hotters!! so boys and girls if i were u i would sotp the masturbation or you will never be able to fuck or shot babies (for the ladies) out of anythign and guys u will never see your penis again!!! thank you

doctor, sid

[ILOVESTRIPPERS]

man i was doing that shit 30 times a day then my peins started to get to red and i went to the doctor and he told me to sotp jackign off soo much or u will have no skin left to jack anymore!!!! and if i dont he said i could never ever ever ever ever make babeis again even with the hottest of fucking hot chicks at hotters!! so boys and girls if i were u i would sotp the masturbation or you will never be able to fuck or shot babies (for the ladies) out of anythign and guys u will never see your penis again!!! thank you

doctor, sid


:wtf: :blabla:

[Alie]

good & plenty... :jerkit:

[MikeM]

good & plenty... :jerkit:
I do it when F4i4me2Ride talks about cutting :shhh:

[letsride]

i do it like 3 or 4 times a day at least. its like my coffee in the morning and it will put me to sleep at night. then useally right after or in the shower. then if im guna hump some bitches i try to do it before i go meet up with them.


+1 hahahaa to funny man lol........ :finger: again!

[Virginia Pee]

good & plenty... :jerkit:
I'm not fond of those candies...
I hate black licorice... (sp?)

[FoxxGirl]

very old thread. well when im not gettin any i do it quite often.

[I37]

We all do, fuck its human nature... I still get laid, and still do my deed, its even better when u got a chick sitting on ur legs watching u, or she's joining u and ur watching each other.... Ima freak so what, but every1 does it, so get over it.... Like I said, u can get laid everyday, but ur hand does things a girl can't, LOL....

Some of u are going to blind,LOL.... who came up with that shit? ha ha

also damn this was an old thread

[Miss Chievous]

a few times a day :jerkit:

[I37]

a few times a day :jerkit:

wow u :jerkit: a few times a day? u a hermaphridite, LOL Im just bustin don't get mad,,,,LOL

[Miss Chievous]

wow u :jerkit: a few times a day? u a hermaphridite, LOL Im just bustin don't get mad,,,,LOL
they don't have a female smilie!! :shhh:

[MikeM]

they don't have a female smilie!! :shhh:
they really should, it would get alot of use

[AzN~BoI_585]

friggin beat that thing like it owes me money :dance:

[Little D]

We all do, fuck its human nature... I still get laid, and still do my deed, its even better when u got a chick sitting on ur legs watching u, or she's joining u and ur watching each other.... Ima freak so what, but every1 does it, so get over it.... Like I said, u can get laid everyday, but ur hand does things a girl can't, LOL....

Some of u are going to blind,LOL.... who came up with that shit? ha ha

also damn this was an old thread


or there's the one where your gonna grow hair on you hand

and did you notice that all the masturebation things that people tell you to stop with are all for dudes that is fucked up

there should be ones for chicks like if you use a vibrator it'll get stuck or some shit like that

[I37]

or there's the one where your gonna grow hair on you hand

and did you notice that all the masturebation things that people tell you to stop with are all for dudes that is fucked up

there should be ones for chicks like if you use a vibrator it'll get stuck or some shit like that

ha ha thats funny it'll get stuck