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gixxergirl
05-12-2008, 09:33 PM
hey guys! i'm new to stuntusa, so HI!
trying to look into tandem stunts. i've been pretty interested
in riding with other people since i can remember. i'm pretty much obsessed with all bikes, but suzukis mainly. i live in the tampa area and anyone who could help me out, or would like to practice some tandem stunts, i would REALLY appreciate it. Would definitely like to go somewhere with it, maybe join a team, do some traveling for events, anything really. THANKS for checking it out, and any help!

CLUTCH IT UP! :]

TRICKY
05-13-2008, 03:14 PM
Welcome to the site! :patriot:

MikeM
05-13-2008, 03:54 PM
Ricky tell her about rule #1

Zuki750
05-13-2008, 04:35 PM
Ricky tell her about rule #1
He's getting soft.

gixxergirl
05-13-2008, 04:50 PM
dude you guys are killing me!! lol

TRICKY
05-13-2008, 05:04 PM
Ricky tell her about rule #1

damn Iīm getting old and lame, how can I forget about rule#1....:banghead:




so c'mon gixxergirl, show `em! :nudge:

TRICKY
05-13-2008, 05:10 PM
and after you post pics of your goodies you can check Steveīs and Valeskaīs myspace site, they ride in Tampa area and are very experienced in tandem stunts http://www.myspace.com/ittakes2freestyle

-Dj-
05-13-2008, 08:45 PM
:popcorn: :lobster:

gixxergirl
05-13-2008, 09:48 PM
dude you guys are too much. how about a raincheck! :yes:

Kunty
05-14-2008, 06:02 AM
thank god she came around , the stunt world was in dyer need of another wanna be stunt slut!:bjspray

-Dj-
05-14-2008, 06:10 AM
:popcorn::dance::popcorn::dance::popcorn:

gixxergirl
05-14-2008, 09:42 AM
def not interested in being the team groupie. thanks for the offer though.

i23theone23i
05-14-2008, 09:46 AM
LMAO they are just busting your ba.... They are just messing with you. Don't take it to the heart...welcom by the way

gixxergirl
05-14-2008, 09:50 AM
dude its all good. whether they mean it or not, it's definitely not going to stop me from trying to do what i love. i can't help it people eat bowls of bitch for breakfast lol

thanks for the welcome!! =]

i23theone23i
05-14-2008, 09:55 AM
LOL Nice... So have you done any tandem before?

MikeM
05-14-2008, 10:04 AM
thank god she came around , the stunt world was in dyer need of another wanna be stunt slut!:bjspray

yeah since you started having kids, the stunt world just hasnt been right

beckybBITCHES
05-14-2008, 10:20 AM
thank god she came around , the stunt world was in dyer need of another wanna be stunt slut!:bjspray

give her hannah's phone number....i'm sure she could get her in contact with the right people :thumbsup

ps, stop eating bitch bowls for breakfast...... :dong:

Kunty
05-14-2008, 10:35 AM
the term is "someone ate a bowl of bitchy for breakfast" .. retard

you know what happens when you meet random guys from myspace right... you get raped In the butt!!

but i'm guessing thats what your looking for so good luck with that..

Kunty
05-14-2008, 10:36 AM
give her hannah's phone number....i'm sure she could get her in contact with the right people :thumbsup

ps, stop eating bitch bowls for breakfast...... :dong:

hahaha hannah whore the bike whore.. i think she did FL at one point.. and by did i mean :bjspray

gixxergirl
05-14-2008, 10:52 AM
yeah just pretty basic, stoppies and like 3gear wheelies nothing too crazy..just really want to kick it up a notch..try new and more intense stuff..and see if i can go anywhere with it lol

gixxergirl
05-14-2008, 10:55 AM
seriously, are you done? i'm trying to have some serious conversations here and you're doing nothing but attempting to be hard online. lame.

i23theone23i
05-14-2008, 11:00 AM
seriously, are you done? i'm trying to have some serious conversations here and you're doing nothing but attempting to be hard online. lame.

E gangsterism :gunslang::gunslang::gunslang:

Niner
05-14-2008, 11:02 AM
seriously, are you done? i'm trying to have some serious conversations here and you're doing nothing but attempting to be hard online. lame.

Post pics.:yes:

Kunty
05-14-2008, 11:09 AM
seriously, are you done? i'm trying to have some serious conversations here and you're doing nothing but attempting to be hard online. lame.

lame... hi i am not the one who came online looking for people to hang out with cupcake.. and i am not trying to be hard.. i am actually being rather nice.. if you cant take the sarcasm then leave bc you wont last here..

-Dj-
05-14-2008, 11:14 AM
there is no such thing as a "serious conversation" about stuntriding. i give you 2 weeks, unless you jump on the BW train to pleasantville.....then 2 months.

-Dj-
05-14-2008, 11:15 AM
and syphillis.

gixxergirl
05-14-2008, 11:19 AM
hilarious. really.

gixxergirl
05-14-2008, 11:21 AM
there is no such thing as a "serious conversation" about stuntriding. i give you 2 weeks, unless you jump on the BW train to pleasantville.....then 2 months.


says the guy with no bike:thumbsup

-Dj-
05-14-2008, 11:36 AM
says the guy with no bike:thumbsup
if by no bike, you mean 12 bikes, and enough spare parts to feed you and your family for 5 years.....then yes - you are correct. :yes: A+

i23theone23i
05-14-2008, 11:38 AM
lmao this is funny

gixxergirl
05-14-2008, 11:42 AM
i don't know..we're all pretty fat. we sure do like to eat.

Kunty
05-14-2008, 11:50 AM
i don't know..we're all pretty fat. we sure do like to eat.

so thats what happened your mom ate your FACE... that explains a lot...

beckybBITCHES
05-14-2008, 11:51 AM
so thats what happened your mom ate your FACE... that explains a lot...

oh yeah and she got raped....raped in the BUTT!! take that. :ese:

gixxergirl
05-14-2008, 11:52 AM
wow. yeah...um. that's exactly what happened.






sorry, caught me off guard a little by the fact that that was the most retarded thing i have ever heard. props to you.

Kunty
05-14-2008, 11:52 AM
oh yeah and she got raped....raped in the BUTT!! take that. :ese:

bc your mom shared her anal ease.. whore..

gixxergirl
05-14-2008, 11:54 AM
classy. and original. again, kudos.

beckybBITCHES
05-14-2008, 11:54 AM
sorry, caught me off guard a little by the fact that that was the most retarded thing i have ever heard. props to you.

props to your mom.....FUCKIN SKANK!!! :howudo:

beckybBITCHES
05-14-2008, 11:56 AM
bc your mom shared her anal ease.. whore..

oh yeah, maybe it's because your mom uses tighten up because she's a loose WHORE!! fuckin skank! :tolietmon

i23theone23i
05-14-2008, 11:57 AM
Welcome to StuntUSA highschool

gixxergirl
05-14-2008, 11:59 AM
skank, whore, skank, whore, skank, whore, your mom, raped in the butt, skank, oh and wait.....how about whore? did i mention whore?...



any other words in your vocabulary. please!

Kunty
05-14-2008, 12:00 PM
Welcome to StuntUSA highschool

welcome to if you people were not so fucking boring we wouldnt have to entertain ourselves ..

gangasta..

//gangsign

beckybBITCHES
05-14-2008, 12:01 PM
skank, whore, skank, whore, skank, whore, your mom, raped in the butt, skank, oh and wait.....how about whore? did i mention whore?...


stop talking to yourself swan

-Dj-
05-14-2008, 12:07 PM
i don't know..we're all pretty fat. we sure do like to eat.


fat? or big boned?:clint:

Kunty
05-14-2008, 12:08 PM
here becky...

<br /><br /><a href="http://myspacetv.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=32223705">Sister Busted By Brother Meeting Guy On MySpace</a><br /><object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowScriptAccess="never" allowNetworking="all" height="346" width="430" data="http://lads.myspace.com/videos/vplayer.swf">
<param name="allowScriptAccess" value="never" />
<param name="allowNetworking" value="all" />
<param name="movie" value="http://lads.myspace.com/videos/vplayer.swf" />
<param name="flashvars" value="m=32223705&v=2&type=video" />
</object>

-Dj-
05-14-2008, 12:08 PM
i bet ur hot.

i23theone23i
05-14-2008, 12:09 PM
welcome to if you people were not so fucking boring we wouldnt have to entertain ourselves ..

gangasta..

//gangsign

If you want entertainment get a Dildo:dong:

-Dj-
05-14-2008, 12:09 PM
here becky...

<br /><br /><a href="http://myspacetv.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=32223705">Sister Busted By Brother Meeting Guy On MySpace</a><br /><object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowScriptAccess="never" allowNetworking="all" height="346" width="430" data="http://lads.myspace.com/videos/vplayer.swf">
<param name="allowScriptAccess" value="never" />
<param name="allowNetworking" value="all" />
<param name="movie" value="http://lads.myspace.com/videos/vplayer.swf" />
<param name="flashvars" value="m=32223705&v=2&type=video" />
</object>


thats alotta words.:yes:

Kunty
05-14-2008, 12:10 PM
thats alotta words.:yes:
didnt work hold on ...

beckybBITCHES
05-14-2008, 12:11 PM
here becky...

<br /><br /><a href="http://myspacetv.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=32223705">Sister Busted By Brother Meeting Guy On MySpace</a><br /><object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowScriptAccess="never" allowNetworking="all" height="346" width="430" data="http://lads.myspace.com/videos/vplayer.swf">
<param name="allowScriptAccess" value="never" />
<param name="allowNetworking" value="all" />
<param name="movie" value="http://lads.myspace.com/videos/vplayer.swf" />
<param name="flashvars" value="m=32223705&v=2&type=video" />
</object>

i bet your mom can post better than you can...skank!
YouTube - Sister Busted By Brother Meeting Guy On MySpace

Kunty
05-14-2008, 12:11 PM
If you want entertainment get a Dildo:dong:

thats about as gay as me sayin.. your face is a dildo that entertains your mom

beckybBITCHES
05-14-2008, 12:12 PM
thats about as gay as me sayin.. your face is a dildo that entertains your mom

or about as gay as me sayin your butt gets entertained by a dildo....just sayin :twocents:

i23theone23i
05-14-2008, 12:12 PM
Wow that was pretty gay

Kunty
05-14-2008, 12:13 PM
Wow that was pretty gay

i just wanted to make sure you felt at home...

beckybBITCHES
05-14-2008, 12:14 PM
Wow that was pretty gay

oh yeah.....pretty gay huh....really??!?!?!?!??! well well well...SHUT UP!

Kunty
05-14-2008, 12:16 PM
oh yeah.....pretty gay huh....really??!?!?!?!??! well well well...SHUT UP!

i bet mike cant WAIT for you to move in....

-Dj-
05-14-2008, 12:16 PM
you coulda been raped in the ass.



in the butt



1 week.


thats dangerous! in the butt!


this is a family video that will go down in history.

i23theone23i
05-14-2008, 12:16 PM
oh yeah.....pretty gay huh....really??!?!?!?!??! well well well...SHUT UP!

LMAO :thumbsup

beckybBITCHES
05-14-2008, 12:17 PM
i bet mike cant WAIT for you to move in....

i bet he can't wait for your mom to move in.....into my vagina....fuckin skank

Kunty
05-14-2008, 12:19 PM
i bet he can't wait for your mom to move in.....into my vagina....fuckin skank

umm my moms not a cougar thats your mom... rawrrrr

beckybBITCHES
05-14-2008, 12:20 PM
umm my moms not a cougar thats your mom... rawrrrr

oh yeah....YEAH....well my mom will claw your moms eyes out....whore

i23theone23i
05-14-2008, 12:21 PM
you coulda been raped in the ass.



in the butt



1 week.


thats dangerous! in the butt!


this is a family video that will go down in history.

Yeah that was pretty funny... You could tell howmuch the Brother cared

Kunty
05-14-2008, 12:22 PM
oh yeah....YEAH....well my mom will claw your moms eyes out....whore

and give her hep C:tolietmon

beckybBITCHES
05-14-2008, 12:23 PM
and give her hep C:tolietmon

WRONG! she got the hep c from your fuckin face who got it from your boys asshole....dirty girl

Kunty
05-14-2008, 12:25 PM
WRONG! she got the hep c from your fuckin face who got it from your boys asshole....dirty girl

No your WRONG she didnt get it from MY face.. I wouldnt make out with her.. she got it from your boyfriend after he fisted your ass



WHORE

beckybBITCHES
05-14-2008, 12:26 PM
No your WRONG she didnt get it from MY face.. I wouldnt make out with her.. she got it from your boyfriend after he fisted your ass



WHORE

it should be you're not your....and he didn't fist my ass.....and well you suck. BITCH

Kunty
05-14-2008, 12:27 PM
Hey gixxergirl.. your thread now has over 460 views ... your welcome!

beckybBITCHES
05-14-2008, 12:28 PM
Hey gixxergirl.. your thread now has over 460 views ... your welcome!

yeah, due to our witty sense of humor we made you cool. you totally owe us now....you owe us BIG

Kunty
05-14-2008, 12:29 PM
it should be you're not your....and he didn't fist my ass.....and well you suck. BITCH

thats why he came on here all like

i hit it like this , i hit it like that, i hit it with a wiffle ball bat sooooooooooo

beckybBITCHES
05-14-2008, 12:30 PM
thats why he came on here all like

i hit it like this , i hit it like that, i hit it with a wiffle ball bat sooooooooooo

at least i don't sing short short man like you do...bwhahahahhahahah

Kunty
05-14-2008, 12:31 PM
at least i don't sing short short man like you do...bwhahahahhahahah

Hey it was cold when he took that picture.. remember..


if he reads that you know your fucked right

beckybBITCHES
05-14-2008, 12:33 PM
Hey it was cold when he took that picture.. remember..


if he reads that you know your fucked right

yeah right, he wants to see me dressed up like a chicken wearing a french maid costume cooking biscuits and gravy while singing it's a small world after all

Kunty
05-14-2008, 12:34 PM
yeah right, he wants to see me dressed up like a chicken wearing a french maid costume cooking biscuits and gravy while singing it's a small world after all

you forgot the part about fingering your ass....and clucking like a chicken..

beckybBITCHES
05-14-2008, 12:36 PM
you forgot the part about fingering your ass....and clucking like a chicken..

what in the world is wrong with you? don't you have any dignity? why don't you act like a lady sometime and wash your mouth out. ew you're so gross...GOD!

Kunty
05-14-2008, 12:37 PM
what in the world is wrong with you? don't you have any dignity? why don't you act like a lady sometime and wash your mouth out. ew you're so gross...GOD!

ME you the one who asked me just know if i knew we had a special pee hole...

beckybBITCHES
05-14-2008, 12:38 PM
ME you the one who asked me just know if i knew we had a special pee hole...

ahahahahaaha you're such a bitch :whoopass

beckybBITCHES
05-14-2008, 12:42 PM
i actually have to go do some housework now.


new girl,
if you can't tell we were obviously being retarded in a funny way today. we're breaking you in. have fun on the site....show your boobs, make some friends. don't talk dirty to my boyfriend over pm's...no matter what he says..he is MY boyfriend. if you're hot and ever in new york you can eat my vagina sometime if you want. he digs that kind of stuff and i just earned myself brownie points...ooooooooh yeah.
sincerly....your soon to be lesbian lover,
becky
ps. send me some dirty pictures of you, i swear i won't share with anyone...wink wink

Kunty
05-14-2008, 12:44 PM
i actually have to go do some housework now.


new girl,
if you can't tell we were obviously being retarded in a funny way today. we're breaking you in. have fun on the site....show your boobs, make some friends. don't talk dirty to my boyfriend over pm's...no matter what he says..he is MY boyfriend. if you're hot and ever in new york you can eat my vagina sometime if you want. he digs that kind of stuff and i just earned myself brownie points...ooooooooh yeah.
sincerly....your soon to be lesbian lover,
becky
ps. send me some dirty pictures of you, i swear i won't share with anyone...wink wink

and if mikes lucky your just barely legal...

beckybBITCHES
05-14-2008, 12:45 PM
and if mikes lucky your just barely legal...

your FACE is barely legal....whoot

i'm really going now

gixxergirl
05-14-2008, 12:49 PM
no dude you guys are cool. its all good. just a little caught off guard from the beginning. def didn't expect all that haha but yeah thanks

scott3824
05-14-2008, 12:49 PM
http://thebeautybrains.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/curling-iron-ninja.jpg

scott3824
05-14-2008, 12:50 PM
Based on your wrist in your avatar I am guessing 125 lbs

beckybBITCHES
05-14-2008, 12:50 PM
http://thebeautybrains.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/curling-iron-ninja.jpg

AHAHAHHAHAAH stfu scotty..no seriously shut up

i23theone23i
05-14-2008, 12:52 PM
Based on your wrist in your avatar I am guessing 125 lbs

that's her penis :yes:

Kunty
05-14-2008, 12:55 PM
that's her penis :yes:

you wish... calm down killer just bc you think you see a penis doesnt mean you have to get all fired up...

i23theone23i
05-14-2008, 12:56 PM
oh im fired up cuz her penis is in your mouth

Kunty
05-14-2008, 12:58 PM
oh im fired up cuz her penis is in your mouth

see when me and becky say it .. well its funny.. when you say it.. ya not that funny...

i would punch you in the cock sucker for that comment, but then i would put you outta work ...

scott3824
05-14-2008, 12:59 PM
AHAHAHHAHAAH stfu scotty..no seriously shut up

what

that's her penis :yes:

hey if you're into that kind of thing ....

MikeM
05-14-2008, 01:00 PM
You 2 hookers need to get a hobby

Kunty
05-14-2008, 01:03 PM
You 2 hookers need to get a hobby

your face needs a hobby

MikeM
05-14-2008, 01:26 PM
your face needs a hobby

my face has 2 already:
eating vagina
smoking blunts

your BUTT needs a hobby kuntstar

beckybBITCHES
05-14-2008, 01:38 PM
You 2 hookers need to get a hobby

your mom needs a hobby :owned:

MikeM
05-14-2008, 02:30 PM
your mom needs a hobby :owned:

You can say that again

Kunty
05-14-2008, 04:29 PM
You can say that again

becky is your moms hobby... haha..

FoxxGirl
05-14-2008, 04:45 PM
wow did this thread get interesting LOL

Zuki750
05-14-2008, 04:47 PM
Whores, you are all whores.

Kunty
05-14-2008, 04:50 PM
Whores, you are all whores.

beckys a filthy whore....

Zuki750
05-14-2008, 05:01 PM
True. I should have made the distinction.

MikeM
05-14-2008, 05:04 PM
becky is your moms hobby... haha..

thats kinda true too

Kunty
05-14-2008, 05:10 PM
thats kinda true too

i know thats why i said it ... skank...

TRICKY
05-14-2008, 05:13 PM
def not interested in being the team groupie. thanks for the offer though.

I meant this serious, they are nice guys and Iīm sure they can give you good tips for tandems.


btw, Iīm looking for a tandem partner, so why donīt you come around for a summer vacation? Iīll take good care of you! :nudge:

-Dj-
05-14-2008, 05:15 PM
I meant this serious, they are nice guys and Iīm sure they can give you good tips for tandems.


btw, Iīm looking for a tandem partner, so why donīt you come around for a summer vacation? Iīll take good care of you! :nudge:

anal is indeed a tandem sport.

-Dj-
05-14-2008, 05:16 PM
here is my tip :dong:

for tandem

TRICKY
05-14-2008, 05:20 PM
yeah tandem rocks, on and off the bike :dong:




itīs fucking hilarious how this thread got whored up, itīs like in the good old days, always good to have new girls aboard! :thumbsup

gixxergirl
05-14-2008, 08:00 PM
itīs fucking hilarious how this thread got whored up, itīs like in the good old days, always good to have new girls aboard! :thumbsup


haha glad i could help. along with everyone else here trying to scare me off :whoopass lol almost did a pretty good job anywho thanks for everything guys. even the hard time. definitely excited about getting to know everyone and have "not serious" stunting conversations apparently lol

FoxxGirl
05-14-2008, 10:06 PM
yeah tandem rocks, on and off the bike :dong:




itīs fucking hilarious how this thread got whored up, itīs like in the good old days, always good to have new girls aboard! :thumbsup


Yeah when i finally get a chance to come on the website..it always seems dead...no one is whorin up the threads like they use to :wtf:

bigkapp
05-14-2008, 10:40 PM
I'd be down for a little nutt to butt..... :69:

Champ Klnd
05-20-2008, 02:28 PM
definitely excited about getting to know everyone and have "not serious" stunting conversations apparently What do you say we go out on a date? Have some chicken, maybe some sex... You know, see what happens.

Ron Burgundy
05-20-2008, 02:49 PM
hey guys! i'm new to stuntusa, so HI!
trying to look into tandem stunts. i've been pretty interested
in riding with other people since i can remember. i'm pretty much obsessed with all bikes, but suzukis mainly. i live in the tampa area and anyone who could help me out, or would like to practice some tandem stunts, i would REALLY appreciate it. Would definitely like to go somewhere with it, maybe join a team, do some traveling for events, anything really. THANKS for checking it out, and any help!

CLUTCH IT UP! :]
I'm a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. That's what kind of man I am. You're just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of us. It's science.

gixxergirl
05-20-2008, 03:11 PM
I'm a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. That's what kind of man I am. You're just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of us. It's science.


well YOU look like a blueberry.

Ron Burgundy
05-20-2008, 03:16 PM
well YOU look like a blueberry.
I'm storming your castle on my steed, m'lady.

gixxergirl
05-20-2008, 03:24 PM
Mr. Burgundy, you have a massive erection.

Ron Burgundy
05-20-2008, 03:25 PM
Thats bc you pointed to your boobies

Its my pants they're pleated. I need to return them to the pants store

gixxergirl
05-20-2008, 03:32 PM
Jazz flute is for little fairy boys.

Champ Klnd
05-20-2008, 03:32 PM
I thought you said this was a shortcut.

Ron Burgundy
05-20-2008, 03:33 PM
Jazz flute is for little fairy boys.
You have a dirty whorish mouth

gixxergirl
05-20-2008, 03:52 PM
you have bad hair.

Champ Klnd
05-20-2008, 03:56 PM
you have bad hair.Nobody talks to my Ron-Ron like that!

Ron Burgundy
05-21-2008, 04:16 PM
Everyone just relax, all right? Believe me, if there's one thing Ron Burgundy knows, it's women

beckybBITCHES
05-22-2008, 02:27 PM
god you guys are GAY!

sdfkillz
05-22-2008, 03:01 PM
you have bad hair.
any photos of yourself? ur avatar could go either, might be decent or could be a tubby lumpkins, id just like a confirmation either way.

Alie
05-22-2008, 03:41 PM
god you guys are GAY!

:yes::bjspray:bjspray:yes:


MMMMMMMMM SMACK SSSMMMMACCCKKK

Ron Burgundy
05-22-2008, 04:16 PM
god you guys are GAY!
Who invited you to the party? Last time I checked my name is Ron Burgundy. Its a fact.

Kunty
05-22-2008, 05:16 PM
Who invited you to the party? Last time I checked my name is Ron Burgundy. Its a fact.

becky is the party... or party favor...

Ron Burgundy
05-22-2008, 06:44 PM
becky is the party... or party favor...
Me lady, that fact she has always been the party favor since I have been going to the parties in the 70s is no way lame.

Heyyyyy AQUALUNGGG!

stuntkid09
06-13-2008, 02:15 PM
i kno ur probally gonna just blow this off but u r amazingly gorgeous

stuntkid09
06-13-2008, 02:16 PM
sorry buddy that wasnt supposed to go to u

beckybBITCHES
06-13-2008, 10:30 PM
i'm in florida right now gixxergirl....wanna go to nyc with me tomorrow night for a little fun with me and the boyfriend :nudge:

2502
06-14-2008, 01:27 AM
seriously, are you done? i'm trying to have some serious conversations here and you're doing nothing but attempting to be hard online. lame.

not to seem like i'm jumpin in here, but kunty's anything but hard online. when your jaw's been detached from that pretty little face of yours and is flapping against your tits you'll think twice about saying some shit like that again.

just my two cents.




i got something you can tandem. psh.

2502
06-14-2008, 02:01 AM
everyone attacks the new bitches always........


britt missed it. i know she loves making new girls cry. whatever happened to the louisville slutter?

extremeflip
06-14-2008, 02:07 AM
[QUOTE=2502;773284]when your jaw's been detached from that pretty little face of yours and is flapping against your titsQUOTE]


that will happen after she takes my dick and sticks it in her mouth, not because she got punched out.

Kunty
06-14-2008, 07:42 AM
not to seem like i'm jumpin in here, but kunty's anything but hard online. when your jaw's been detached from that pretty little face of yours and is flapping against your tits you'll think twice about saying some shit like that again.

just my two cents.




i got something you can tandem. psh.

aww .. are you hitting on me....haha


becky I think she would die of fear after 2 minutes i a bedroom with you and Mr. M... and then you would have to try and get rid of the body.. it just seems to messy...

Alie
06-14-2008, 08:28 AM
thats why he came on here all like

i hit it like this , i hit it like that, i hit it with a wiffle ball bat sooooooooooo

hahahha...i can't believe i missed all this...DAMN!!!!!


YouTube - Family Guy - Peanut butter jelly time - ACTUAL VERSION

2502
06-14-2008, 09:45 AM
i actually have to go do some housework now.


new girl,
if you can't tell we were obviously being retarded in a funny way today. we're breaking you in. have fun on the site....show your boobs, make some friends. don't talk dirty to my boyfriend over pm's...no matter what he says..he is MY boyfriend. if you're hot and ever in new york you can eat my vagina sometime if you want. he digs that kind of stuff and i just earned myself brownie points...ooooooooh yeah.
sincerly....your soon to be lesbian lover,
becky
ps. send me some dirty pictures of you, i swear i won't share with anyone...wink wink.

aww .. are you hitting on me....haha


becky I think she would die of fear after 2 minutes i a bedroom with you and Mr. M... and then you would have to try and get rid of the body.. it just seems to messy...

mayyyyybe. it's funny to scare off the new people. it's like hazing in a way and lots of fun.

beckybBITCHES
06-14-2008, 11:46 AM
hahahha...i can't believe i missed all this...DAMN!!!!!


YouTube - Family Guy - Peanut butter jelly time - ACTUAL VERSION (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryhsUQLxFkk)

hahahha my kids love that!

beckybBITCHES
06-14-2008, 11:48 AM
becky I think she would die of fear after 2 minutes i a bedroom with you and Mr. M... and then you would have to try and get rid of the body.. it just seems to messy...

lol. true :thumbsup

2502
06-14-2008, 10:04 PM
i'm not much of a family guy fan. stewie's funny as shit...

TRICKY
06-15-2008, 08:00 AM
i'm not much of a family guy fan. stewie's funny as shit...

I love it and Stewie is gangsta! hahahahaha can't get enough of that comedy

beckybBITCHES
06-15-2008, 12:57 PM
i'm not much of a family guy fan. stewie's funny as shit...

really? i rank that show one of the best ones out there

2502
06-15-2008, 01:10 PM
never really have time to watch it... but i laugh everytime i see anything stewie does...


where'd the new tandem b dub go?

Alie
06-16-2008, 10:11 AM
i think she got scared away. damn it. i need a tandem partner to hold down my front end on burnouts, i'm still catching. no one wants to get on the bike with me. =(

i think i found someone tho...he's a hottie and he's down for watever:
http://www.zaldiva.com/images/DOLLS/BARBIE/ken_80s_pic1.jpg

If you look real close, you'll see he's still got more balls than all the guys that said "NO, ALIE, I'M NOT GETTING ON YOUR F4i".

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

2502
06-16-2008, 10:19 AM
i think she got scared away. damn it. i need a tandem partner to hold down my front end on burnouts, i'm still catching. no one wants to get on the bike with me. =(

i think i found someone tho...he's a hottie and he's down for watever:
http://www.zaldiva.com/images/DOLLS/BARBIE/ken_80s_pic1.jpg

If you look real close, you'll see he's still got more balls than all the guys that said "NO, ALIE, I'M NOT GETTING ON YOUR F4i".

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
lol. i'd do it. but that'd be a bigger joke then the barbie doll. bwahahahah

Alie
06-16-2008, 10:54 AM
lol. i'd do it. but that'd be a bigger joke then the barbie doll. bwahahahah

hmmmm i think it'd be badass.

Kunty
06-16-2008, 11:25 AM
hmmmm i think it'd be badass.

me too.. get it on film though...

2502
06-16-2008, 02:26 PM
hahahaha. i weigh 200lbs lol

Alie
06-17-2008, 01:24 PM
me too.. get it on film though...

yeahhhhhh!!!! are we still building crunk cups???

hahahaha. i weigh 200lbs lol

that's ideal to keep my front end down.

beckybBITCHES
06-17-2008, 04:23 PM
i think she got scared away. damn it. i need a tandem partner to hold down my front end on burnouts, i'm still catching. no one wants to get on the bike with me. =(

i think i found someone tho...he's a hottie and he's down for watever:
http://www.zaldiva.com/images/DOLLS/BARBIE/ken_80s_pic1.jpg

If you look real close, you'll see he's still got more balls than all the guys that said "NO, ALIE, I'M NOT GETTING ON YOUR F4i".

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

hahahahhahahahahahhahaha and this is why you're awesome alie..you're friggin awesome :thumbsup

beckybBITCHES
06-17-2008, 04:25 PM
yeahhhhhh!!!! are we still building crunk cups???



yup one weekend when melissa and korno come visit you and gil would have to stay over as well....the boys will go out and do boy things and we'll stay in and have craft time lol

2502
06-17-2008, 06:12 PM
yeahhhhhh!!!! are we still building crunk cups???



that's ideal to keep my front end down.

let's do it yo!!!haha

Kunty
06-18-2008, 08:56 AM
yeahhhhhh!!!! are we still building crunk cups???





hell ya bitch.. if becky and mike ever close on that house.... i'm sure i will be spending more time there this summer then mike m wants to realize..:patriot:

Kunty
06-18-2008, 08:58 AM
yup one weekend when melissa and korno come visit you and gil would have to stay over as well....the boys will go out and do boy things and we'll stay in and have craft time lol

they will be jeeeew tastic

Alie
06-18-2008, 07:16 PM
hell ya bitch.. if becky and mike ever close on that house.... i'm sure i will be spending more time there this summer then mike m wants to realize..:patriot:

yeah...what's taking so long!!!!!!

i need to get crunked!

Kunty
06-19-2008, 02:04 PM
yeah...what's taking so long!!!!!!

i need to get crunked!


i am sure it has to do with some stupid jew ...

and ya i havent drank in over a year..

Kunty
06-19-2008, 02:06 PM
let's do it yo!!!haha

can i ask you a question.. becky and i were having a talk and one thing lead to another in conversation and i figured i would ask you be well you have a little more experience then i in this department..

if a girl only likes girls and isnt turned on by men.. why do they like getting banged by a girl wearing a strap on????

beckybBITCHES
06-19-2008, 02:07 PM
i am sure it has to do with some stupid jew ...

and ya i havent drank in over a year..

racist bitch:ese:

Kunty
06-20-2008, 03:23 PM
racist bitch:ese:

ok zelda... go put on your gold sequence keds and click your heels and say theres no place like long island.. i promise i will be kosher..

Juca
06-20-2008, 10:01 PM
lol this conversation is funny XD

2502
06-21-2008, 01:37 AM
can i ask you a question.. becky and i were having a talk and one thing lead to another in conversation and i figured i would ask you be well you have a little more experience then i in this department..

if a girl only likes girls and isnt turned on by men.. why do they like getting banged by a girl wearing a strap on????
some just like the penetration, but don't want it being attached to a man.. some don't like a strap on period, they prefer your fingers or even your tongue or whatever. straps are only ever really used for fun anyway, we only use it when we're really trying to hurt each other... but then it's been so long since britt's wanted it that the bigger one hurts anyway. they're a pain in the ass, i can't feel what's going on obviously so it's a little hard to go by feeling and more have to watch for reaction to make sure ur hitting that shit the right way... dont' get me wrong it's fun sometimes, but it's kinda impersonal and britt and i's little episodes get way too intense for to be able to enjoy something that impersonal.. she likes to feel EVERYTHING Lol.

TRICKY
06-21-2008, 08:45 AM
some just like the penetration, but don't want it being attached to a man.. some don't like a strap on period, they prefer your fingers or even your tongue or whatever. straps are only ever really used for fun anyway, we only use it when we're really trying to hurt each other... but then it's been so long since britt's wanted it that the bigger one hurts anyway. they're a pain in the ass, i can't feel what's going on obviously so it's a little hard to go by feeling and more have to watch for reaction to make sure ur hitting that shit the right way... dont' get me wrong it's fun sometimes, but it's kinda impersonal and britt and i's little episodes get way too intense for to be able to enjoy something that impersonal.. she likes to feel EVERYTHING Lol.

itīs the same for 90% of us man ....lmao

2502
06-21-2008, 02:51 PM
itīs the same for 90% of us man ....lmao

lol... well when i think back on it, if penetration was actually preferred over say, my tongue, than the girls i've dated in the past would've went back to being straight after the fact. it's not bragging, i just realize that dudes really don't pay attention to their partners needs, unless they're gay themselves... even though someone bitches i think too much like a man ahem...