i can not drink like i used to

[damthman]

so i went out friday night and hit the bottel . then saturday worked at the bar and had a few drinks while working. then once the bar closed it was on then sunday hanging with my buddy up north and finshed a bottel of captain i am junk today :slug:

[lucas]

yeah thats what happens with me at school, i build up a tolerance over the year then it goes away during the summer. when i go back to school i think i can drink like a champ.

[Chosen One]

sailin wit da captain" :rolleyes:

[BeckyB]

OMG....i was so wicked fucking drunk on saturday night, wtf, i can't drink that much anymore either...alcoholic bsb has had an influence over me :vomit:

[lucas]

by the way, captain is so gross. spiced rum. . .EW! its all about the jack daniels. after a while it goes down like water. so delicious

[BeckyB]

by the way, captain is so gross. spiced rum. . .EW! its all about the jack daniels. after a while it goes down like water. so delicious
no way....ameretto and diet coke

[damthman]

by the way, captain is so gross. spiced rum. . .EW! its all about the jack daniels. after a while it goes down like water. so delicious

jack is my first choice but when the bartend is handing you free drinks i don't complain

[lucas]

nodoubt. free drinks are always better.

[BeckyB]

free drinks are the BEST :hyper:

[damthman]

free drinks are the BEST :hyper:

yes free drinks are the best but how do you tip if you get a free drink?

[BeckyB]

yes free drinks are the best but how do you tip if you get a free drink?
fuck tips.....i don't tip, unless i have lots of extra money then i'll tip

[damthman]

fuck tips.....i don't tip, unless i have lots of extra money then i'll tip

if you are getting the drinks for free you have the extra money so you should tip big

[BeckyB]

if you are getting the drinks for free you have the extra money so you should tip big
don't eat yellow snow :boggled:

[damthman]

don't eat yellow snow :boggled:

i am so not making you free drinks when you come up this way if i am not getting a good tip

[lucas]

oh yeah if some one gives me free drinks they get a huge tip. id rather have my money go to the bartender doing all the work than the big man sitting on his fat ass upstairs

[Kunty]

i am so not making you free drinks when you come up this way if i am not getting a good tip


Oh i am sure she'll tip ya good :winkwink:

[BeckyB]

Oh i am sure she'll tip ya good :winkwink:
hehehehe, ummmm what :hrm:

[damthman]

Oh i am sure she'll tip ya good :winkwink:

are we talking a follow me into the bathroom good tip or what?

[BeckyB]

are we talking a follow me into the bathroom good tip or what?
ummm, going to a bathroom in a bar??? ewww, it better be a 4 star bar if you want that kind of action :taped:

[Kunty]

are we talking a follow me into the bathroom good tip or what?


Both of you....read her signature....HAHA :eeek:

[BeckyB]

Both of you....read her signature....HAHA :eeek:
you want my cookie :fluffy:

[damthman]

ummm, going to a bathroom in a bar??? ewww, it better be a 4 star bar if you want that kind of action :taped:

don't worry it will not last to long lol

[BeckyB]

don't worry it will not last to long lol
that's not a thing to tell me...NO TIP FOR YOU

[damthman]

you want my cookie :fluffy:

i will give you a cookie

my gramps said sex is like chink food it is not over till you both have our cookie

[Kunty]

don't worry it will not last to long lol

hmm so who are ya puttin doen there .... her or you :boggled:

[damthman]

that's not a thing to tell me...NO TIP FOR YOU

have to make it quick i am at work making money so i can buy you and Kunty nice things

[damthman]

hmm so who are ya puttin doen there .... her or you :boggled:

myself

[BeckyB]

have to make it quick i am at work making money so i can buy you and Kunty nice things
hmmmmm, all i want is old school on dvd

[damthman]

hmmmmm, all i want is old school on dvd

all ready have it just need to send it your way

[Kunty]

have to make it quick i am at work making money so i can buy you and Kunty nice things

I want nothing :rolleyes:

[BeckyB]

I want nothing :rolleyes:
not even me :crying:

[damthman]

I want nothing :rolleyes:

you lie like a rug so if i told you my nephew does not want the 50 i got him you would not take it?

[Kunty]

you lie like a rug so if i told you my nephew does not want the 50 i got him you would not take it?


I would tell you that you havent taught him right :bouncy:

and that was a stupid question...haha :eeek:

[damthman]

I would tell you that you havent taught him right :bouncy:

and that was a stupid question...haha :eeek:

i have taught him every thing i know

how cute is Adams daughter saying he does not need to buy her anythin just make her somthing for xmas

[BeckyB]

i gave both of my kids one of their xmas presents on saturday :rolleyes:

[damthman]

i gave both of my kids one of their xmas presents on saturday :rolleyes:

what was it?

[BeckyB]

what was it?
a little bratz doll for my daughter and my son got a little toy bike.

[damthman]

a little bratz doll for my daughter and my son got a little toy bike.

can i send you home with a pocket bike for the little man when you come out this way?

[BeckyB]

can i send you home with a pocket bike for the little man when you come out this way?
sure

[Kunty]

i have taught him every thing i know

how cute is Adams daughter saying he does not need to buy her anythin just make her somthing for xmas


Ya that was sweet :innocent:

[damthman]

Ya that was sweet :innocent:

i love his little bean

[Kunty]

i love his little bean


Kids are great , as long as they are not mine....My kids will be monsters :tired:

[damthman]

Kids are great , as long as they are not mine....My kids will be monsters :tired:

you never know they might not be depending on the dad

[BeckyB]

Kids are great , as long as they are not mine....My kids will be monsters :tired:
mine are angels :fluffy:

[Kunty]

you never know they might not be depending on the dad


Who the fuck said they will have a dad... My kids MINE MINE MINE....Sperm doner sounds good to me i dont need the agravation

[damthman]

Who the fuck said they will have a dad... My kids MINE MINE MINE....Sperm doner sounds good to me i dont need the agravation

so the plans for you and i to run away and live happy ever after will not happen? lol

[BeckyB]

Who the fuck said they will have a dad... My kids MINE MINE MINE....Sperm doner sounds good to me i dont need the agravation
you want my ex's number? :rolleyes:

[Kunty]

so the plans for you and i to run away and live happy ever after will not happen? lol
:rotfl: what did we learn about our friendship the first night we met?

[Kunty]

you want my ex's number? :rolleyes:

Hmm maybe your kids are cute :shhh:

[damthman]

:rotfl: what did we learn about our friendship the first night we met?

that when Brian drinks he hates you and yelsl at you and craps all over every thing to do with you lol but you know i love ya

[BeckyB]

Hmm maybe your kids are cute :shhh:
they get their looks from me dammit :taped:

[Kunty]

that when Brian drinks he hates you and yelsl at you and craps all over every thing to do with you lol but you know i love ya


Hmm mentally abuseive realationship :checkmark

when drinkin sat at least 15 feet away from eachother :checkmark

we both think we know everthing :checkmark