View Full Version : What was your most embarrasing moment in life??? dont be scared~
XPNUGGET
06-28-2004, 09:52 PM
So I go over to this girls house that I just met. We made out a few times and shit, so a few days later, she asked me to come crash with her and watch movies. so I go over there, everythings cool. After about an hour of bullshittin, I start wrestling and playing with her 2 dogs in the living room. we were laughin it up bein goofy, and I sit up and light a cig. With an EVIL ass look, she points at the floor and says, "you dropped your condom". Needless to say, I did not get any nookie that night. :mad:
Whats yalls most embarrasing moments??? dont be shy :rolleyes:
BeckyB
06-28-2004, 10:15 PM
mine would have to be when my ex lived with his parents, and when i was wanting to have sex, i would always say lets go play some darts, and then we would go down to his room....so after a few months of doing that, we came back up stairs an hour or so later and his parents were sitting on the couch, with his brothers and their girlfriends, and they said we know you guys are having sex when you go play darts do you not think we can hear you :eek: . so far that's been the most embarrasing thing.
Sean24
06-29-2004, 08:02 AM
Butt Darts?
XPNUGGET
06-29-2004, 06:03 PM
only 2 posts in 20 hours? Yall are SCARED. :p I need some entertainment!!
gsxrgurl600
06-29-2004, 06:09 PM
ehhhh... .. gettting drunk on a boat with some friends and then they told me to go jump in the river naked and i did. and by that time those long islands kicked in and i coudlnt get back on the boat... everyone saw me tushie :eek:
This one time at flute camp, I stuck a band in my pu....
ugh nevermind
hmmm, most embarrasing, I asked a buddy of mine about this and he told me his cause I really dont have one. okay, here goes!
He was dating this chick that was pretty hot, well one day they decide to take it the next level. he gets her shirt off and is playing with her fun bags...then starts unbuttoning her pants. He gets em off and its kinda dark in the room, so he starts feeling around and starts to go down on her. Well kids, anyone ever heard of a hermaphrodite??!! YEA!! I guess he almost puked, looked at her like WTF!! All she said was, "hey, its me and how I am, accept it!" Needless to say, that was the last time he talked to it!! :D
Suzukibabe22
06-29-2004, 07:43 PM
This one time at flute camp, I stuck a band in my pu....
ugh nevermind
hmmm, most embarrasing, I asked a buddy of mine about this and he told me his cause I really dont have one. okay, here goes!
He was dating this chick that was pretty hot, well one day they decide to take it the next level. he gets her shirt off and is playing with her fun bags...then starts unbuttoning her pants. He gets em off and its kinda dark in the room, so he starts feeling around and starts to go down on her. Well kids, anyone ever heard of a hermaphrodite??!! YEA!! I guess he almost puked, looked at her like WTF!! All she said was, "hey, its me and how I am, accept it!" Needless to say, that was the last time he talked to it!! :D
that's a little hard to believe............. :confused:
LiL SiS
06-29-2004, 07:50 PM
that's a little hard to believe............. :confused:
Even harder to believe that he didn't beat the shit out of it!!
sclevela
06-29-2004, 08:37 PM
i farted once
Jbeeman3
06-29-2004, 10:23 PM
I dont really have one but this guy I know he had a really good one well it goes like this he meets this girl at this party he is throwing and they both get pretty drunk and go up to his room and its dark and he decides to go down on her and they get it on bla bla bla. Well anyways he goes back down to the party and she leaves and he starts eating doritos and his buddies are like whats that on your face and they look down and its on his fingers and by then he is licking the cheese from the doritos off his fingers and realizes he just earned his red wings. Now tell me that wouldnt piss you off :eek: :mad:
Wheelie Boy
06-29-2004, 11:42 PM
i farted once
man, that even embarrasses me :eek:
wheeliekid
06-30-2004, 12:02 AM
Ummm i had to fart once. well i thought i had to fart. I was soo fucked up and i shit my pants and everbody could smell it. ahahahahhaha
sclevela
06-30-2004, 05:07 AM
This one time at flute camp, I stuck a band in my pu....
ugh nevermind
hmmm, most embarrasing, I asked a buddy of mine about this and he told me his cause I really dont have one. okay, here goes!
He was dating this chick that was pretty hot, well one day they decide to take it the next level. he gets her shirt off and is playing with her fun bags...then starts unbuttoning her pants. He gets em off and its kinda dark in the room, so he starts feeling around and starts to go down on her. Well kids, anyone ever heard of a hermaphrodite??!! YEA!! I guess he almost puked, looked at her like WTF!! All she said was, "hey, its me and how I am, accept it!" Needless to say, that was the last time he talked to it!! :D
I dont really have one but this guy I know he had a really good one well it goes like this he meets this girl at this party he is throwing and they both get pretty drunk and go up to his room and its dark and he decides to go down on her and they get it on bla bla bla. Well anyways he goes back down to the party and she leaves and he starts eating doritos and his buddies are like whats that on your face and they look down and its on his fingers and by then he is licking the cheese from the doritos off his fingers and realizes he just earned his red wings. Now tell me that wouldnt piss you off :eek: :mad:
when did this become "post yer favorite urban legend"?
Sean24
06-30-2004, 06:06 AM
this isnt really and embaressing story about ME but this chick i messed around with. so we were messing around and stuff and i could of SWORE i felt something in her hatchet wound, but she didnt ever say anything so i was playing stink finger for about 10 minutes when she shoots straight up and was like "HOLY SHIT" i was like what? she said "you dont feel that" so im like "what did you piss on my hand or something?!" :confused: so it took her about 5 minutes of being embaressed but finally she told me how she still had a tampon in, we never did anything again after that lol
when did this become "post yer favorite urban legend"?
I swear to GOD, I met the chick/dude while they were still talking! I know a few other people that know "it" and they all say the same thing!
JELLIS
06-30-2004, 02:51 PM
I dont really have one but this guy I know he had a really good one well it goes like this he meets this girl at this party he is throwing and they both get pretty drunk and go up to his room and its dark and he decides to go down on her and they get it on bla bla bla. Well anyways he goes back down to the party and she leaves and he starts eating doritos and his buddies are like whats that on your face and they look down and its on his fingers and by then he is licking the cheese from the doritos off his fingers and realizes he just earned his red wings. Now tell me that wouldnt piss you off :eek: :mad:
This shit is true I was there when it happened. And he was a little pissed
David Valentine
06-30-2004, 03:59 PM
that whole situation sucks !!
firedawg7
06-30-2004, 05:07 PM
This shit is true I was there when it happened. And he was a little pissed
hahaha That is too funny! :D
XPNUGGET
06-30-2004, 08:49 PM
Ummm i had to fart once. well i thought i had to fart. I was soo fucked up and i shit my pants and everbody could smell it. ahahahahhaha
HAHAHAHA YESSSSS!!, I KNOW all of you fuckers did this at least once in your life!! I know i have. I was riding my 900 home from work, and was a good 35 minutes home. thought I had to fart, and I SHIT all over myself!!!! the next half hour sucked ass. I got home and FLEW into the shower!!!!
how many of yall had to retire a pair of drawers???? :eek:
Darkmind
07-01-2004, 06:05 AM
:D :D This is some damn good reading.
JELLIS
07-01-2004, 06:40 AM
HAHAHAHA YESSSSS!!, I KNOW all of you fuckers did this at least once in your life!! I know i have. I was riding my 900 home from work, and was a good 35 minutes home. thought I had to fart, and I SHIT all over myself!!!! the next half hour sucked ass. I got home and FLEW into the shower!!!!
how many of yall had to retire a pair of drawers???? :eek:
You mean you shartted. Thats when you try to fart but then you shit a little. :D :D :D :eek: :eek:
Jbeeman3
07-01-2004, 07:07 AM
This one time I was doing my friends mom and I sharted. :eek: :D :cool:
gixxer_mark
07-01-2004, 06:16 PM
You mean you shartted. Thats when you try to fart but then you shit a little. :D :D :D :eek: :eek:
i think nugget is talkin' about something more than just a little SHART.... i think he prolly SHIT his pants outright, tha's the impression i got....
sclevela
07-01-2004, 08:42 PM
i think nugget is talkin' about something more than just a little SHART.... i think he prolly SHIT his pants outright, tha's the impression i got....
knowin him.....he still is wearin those pants.........hello patrick! :D