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BeckyB
01-15-2005, 07:24 PM
Why Chocolate Is Better Than Sex!
1. You can GET chocolate.
2. Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.
3. You can safely have chocolate while you are driving.
4. You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.
5. You can have chocolate even in front of your mother.
6. If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won't mind.
7. Two people of the same gender can have chocolate without being
called nasty names.
8. The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate.
9. You can have chocolate on top of your workbench/desk
during working hours without upsetting your co-workers.
10. You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your
face slapped.
11. With chocolate there's no need to fake it.
12. Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant.
13. You can have chocolate at any time of the month.
14. Good chocolate is easy to find.
15. You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle.
16. You are never too young or too old for chocolate.
17. When you have chocolate it does not keep your neighbors awake.
18. With chocolate size doesn't matter.
*eMiWeE*
01-15-2005, 08:01 PM
Chocolate it is!
ClaySPST
01-15-2005, 08:07 PM
sex is a better for you
Amanda
01-17-2005, 08:00 PM
I prefer chocolate followed by some sex :) That way you can burn it off!
f4igIRlie
01-18-2005, 11:18 AM
MMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....now im craving german chocolate cake....Damn, what did yall do by starting this thread...Im trying to diet a little b4 i go to Stuntwars.
erdman82
01-18-2005, 11:22 AM
chocolate syrup and sex at the same time works too
f4igIRlie
01-18-2005, 11:53 AM
chocolate syrup and sex at the same time works too
How about...sex w/ honey or whipped cream :shy:
ClaySPST
01-18-2005, 11:54 AM
How about...sex w/ honey or whipped cream :shy:
HOW ABOUT SEX WITH YOUR SISTER AND HONEY :btroll:
erdman82
01-18-2005, 12:07 PM
How about...sex w/ honey or whipped cream :shy:
well if you insist
f4igIRlie
01-18-2005, 05:17 PM
well if you insist
How about gravy?????? :D
Bad_PBK
01-18-2005, 11:48 PM
Why Chocolate Is Better Than Sex!
1. You can GET chocolate.
2. Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.
3. You can safely have chocolate while you are driving.
4. You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.
5. You can have chocolate even in front of your mother.
6. If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won't mind.
7. Two people of the same gender can have chocolate without being
called nasty names.
8. The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate.
9. You can have chocolate on top of your workbench/desk
during working hours without upsetting your co-workers.
10. You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your
face slapped.
11. With chocolate there's no need to fake it.
12. Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant.
13. You can have chocolate at any time of the month.
14. Good chocolate is easy to find.
15. You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle.
16. You are never too young or too old for chocolate.
17. When you have chocolate it does not keep your neighbors awake.
18. With chocolate size doesn't matter.
Sex is good but chocolate is better!!!
How about gravy?????? :D
How about Gravy and some green beans
120clown
01-19-2005, 11:08 AM
How about buttsexngravy?????? :D
did you just say buttsexngravy?? ;)
f4igIRlie
01-19-2005, 11:09 AM
did you just say buttsexngravy?? ;)
Hahahahaha...how did i know u were gonna say that shit???
120clown
01-19-2005, 11:11 AM
Hahahahaha...how did i know u were gonna say that shit???
just thought i would chime in with my BUTTSEXNGRAVY....
f4igIRlie
01-19-2005, 11:14 AM
just thought i would chime in with my BUTTSEXNGRAVY....
speaking of gravy, im getting hungry...
Damn it just started snowing here, really hard!
120clown
01-19-2005, 11:16 AM
speaking of gravy, im getting hungry...
Damn it just started snowing here, really hard!
so thats a yes on the buttsexngravy right? lol stuntwars here i come! :dance:
f4igIRlie
01-19-2005, 11:16 AM
so thats a yes on the buttsexngravy right? lol stuntwars here i come! :dance:
Yes its a definate YES :D
120clown
01-19-2005, 11:18 AM
Yes its a definate YES :D
:dance: WHOOT WHOOT :dance:
moneyz5
01-19-2005, 11:31 AM
speaking of gravy, im getting hungry...
Damn it just started snowing here, really hard!
Dont say that shit....If its snowing there that means I'm gettin ready to get it too. I hate fukkin snow.
f4igIRlie
01-19-2005, 11:36 AM
Dont say that shit....If its snowing there that means I'm gettin ready to get it too. I hate fukkin snow.
I know dude, it does suck! Yes, its snowing really hard here right now..prolly over a few inches already. :boggled:
moneyz5
01-19-2005, 11:52 AM
I know dude, it does suck! Yes, its snowing really hard here right now..prolly over a few inches already. :boggled:
And my quad is in the shop...Looks like its goin to be a bad week...Oh well I'll have to take the Gixxer out and see how it hooks up. :)
erdman82
01-19-2005, 12:35 PM
How about gravy?????? :D
gravy works 4 me :yummy:
f4igIRlie
01-19-2005, 12:41 PM
gravy works 4 me :yummy:
How about some potatoes and mac and cheese? :yummy:
erdman82
01-19-2005, 01:11 PM
How about some potatoes and mac and cheese? :yummy:
boy your just really hungry huh