wed joke

[BeckyB]

A sexy woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub...She gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately. She seductively signaled that he should bring his face closer to hers. As he did, she gently caressed his full beard. "Are you the manager?" she asked, softly stroking his face with both hands. "Actually, no," he replied. "Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him," she said, running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair. "I'm afraid I can't," breathed the bartender. "Is there anything I can do?" "Yes. I need for you to give him a message," she continued, running her forefinger across the bartender's lips and slyly popping a couple of her fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently. "What should I tell him?" the bartender managed to say. "Tell him," she whispered, "there's no toilet paper, hand soap, or paper towels in the ladies room."

[verticalfrank]

groooooooooooooooossssssssssssssssssssss

[Slinky]

groooooooooooooooossssssssssssssssssssss
i dont see any problem there?

[MikeM]

If shes that hot she can just use my face

[JenGTZ]

:rotfl: :rotfl:

[erdman82]

thats pretty gross

[GotAHelmetForME]

:rotfl: gross, but funny

[Slinky]

you gotta think about this though....how many women get piss all over their hands when they pee? its not like they gotta hold it...and if there was nothin to whipe with...i'm sure she just let it drip dry and pulled up underwear...isnt that little pad in there made to soak that shit up....women are too clean for this joke to be gross...just my opinion....and if you ever at a girl out, do you really think you didnt any trace of a little piss in your mouth? :razz:

[BeckyB]

you gotta think about this though....how many women get piss all over their hands when they pee? its not like they gotta hold it...and if there was nothin to whipe with...i'm sure she just let it drip dry and pulled up underwear...isnt that little pad in there made to soak that shit up....women are too clean for this joke to be gross...just my opinion....and if you ever at a girl out, do you really think you didnt any trace of a little piss in your mouth? :razz:
wtf little pad are you talking about dummy and how do you at a girl out :rotfl:

[Slinky]

wtf little pad are you talking about dummy and how do you at a girl out :rotfl:
leave me alone i just slept through like an hour and a half of ethics training!...telling me i shouldnt be using the net at work! lol

[BeckyB]

leave me alone i just slept through like an hour and a half of ethics training!...telling me i shouldnt be using the net at work! lol
bye bye now

[verticalfrank]

leave me alone i just slept through like an hour and a half of ethics training!...telling me i shouldnt be using the net at work! lol


I had two hours of diversity and sexual harasment training. Ididn't learn a thing. :dopey:

[BeckyB]

I had two hours of diversity and sexual harasment training. Ididn't learn a thing. :dopey:
what happens if you smack a girl on the ass and say 'oops i meant to give you a high five for that good work you did on that loan'......would that be sexual harassment?

[Slinky]

I had two hours of diversity and sexual harasment training. Ididn't learn a thing. :dopey:
yeah that stuff was in there too....no more gettin quickies on breaks...lol

[chrisnof4i]

I had two hours of diversity and sexual harasment training. Ididn't learn a thing. So they want you to expand the diversity of people who you sexually harass?? WTF!!!
That's retarded. What are you supposed to do, harass fat chicks too?? They were feeling left out of the whole sexual harassment thing? Jesus Christ - shut up and eat your cupcakes while we comment on the girl with the big WHO-HAS and the tight little ass.