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verticaljay
02-23-2005, 03:29 PM
The Spiderman - Blowing your load into your hand and flinging it, spidey style (palm up, wrist out) onto the girl's face/person.

The Doughboy - Blowing your load into your hand and slapping her across the face with it.

Danger wank-when wanking and you're about to cum yell out for your mother/flatmate etc and then try to finish and clean up before they arrive and catch you in the act.


The Alaskan Fire Dragon. Come in a girls mouth, then cover her mouth with your hand while holding the back of her head, and whisper I have herpes delicately in her ear. She will spray come out of her nose like an Alaskan Fire Dragon.


Bismark - While fucking a girl doggy-style, you take a brick and knock her over the head with it. I have no idea where the name comes from


Abe Lincoln: this is a variation of the one on the site. this is where a guy saves his pubes and then when he climaxes on her face, grabs a handful of the saved stash and sticks it to her face

bench press: this is where a guy puts one hand in a girls mouth and the other in her vag, picks her up, and then slams her against the wall

dunk snorkel funk: when a guy hasn't taken a shower in a few days and has to pinch a girls nose closed while she is giving him head

Bobsled Run - fuck a girl doggy style at the top of a flight of stairs, when you cum, take her legs out from under her, jump on top of her, and ride her down the stairs.

Cajun Dip: When banging a girl doggy style, you throw a dip in and then use the crack of her ass as a spitter.

Alabama Black Snake: A black man's penis. (e.g. My girlfriend got bit by the most poisonous snake in America, the Alabama Black Snake. She can't walk Straight now)

Menacing Avenger: Sticking 2 crossed fingers in a girl's box as well as 2 crossed fingers in her ass. (Proper implementation is crossing the two middle fingers over the outside fiingers so that when you look down at the top of you hand you can see you're superhero symbol of an M and an A)


smurfing: the act of hitting someone across the face with one's penis


Onion Fuck
While fucking standing up, get her to wear a long dress and hold it up above her head in one fist.

Strawberry Swirl
Blast on her face and punch her in the nose. Take one finger and swirl.

Neopolitan
A Dirty Sanchez / Strawberry Swirl combo

Tumbleweed - After cumming from road head, lean over, open the door, and shove her out the car.

Peacock when your hitting it doggy style and you stick a feather duster in her asshole and spread it out like the tail of a peacock


Thiselldo - The last semi-attractive girl at a bar that you are willing to take home with you after a night of drinking. Works best when introducing her to your friends or calling her that to her face

Flying Camel - While fucking a bitch doggy style, you start screaming like a crazy Arab (that weird scream with the quick tongue)...and than lift her up and run around....

The Lone Ranger - As you are banging a girl doggy style you take your belt wrap it around her waist and hold on tight while yelling "High How Silver, Away" at which time your friends all run in the room screaming and you have to hold on for 8 seconds.

f4igIRlie
02-23-2005, 03:30 PM
Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha!

verticalfrank
02-23-2005, 03:45 PM
roflmao!!!!!!

my fav's are the alaskan fire dragon, tumbleweed and flying camel :D

vertical_joe
02-23-2005, 03:51 PM
Aahahahaha! The Alaskan Fire Dragon, and The Lone Ranger!!!!!! Thats funny shit!

tommydiablo
02-23-2005, 07:22 PM
:rotfl: haha omg the fire dragon...gotta try that. remember in silence of the lambs, when clarice first meets lecter at the nuthouse and the the looney toon got her in the face on her way out w/ the spiderman..haha.

BeckyB
02-23-2005, 08:12 PM
hahahaa, those are some good ones

chrisnof4i
02-23-2005, 08:24 PM
oh yeah... what about the other one. over there.

Rizzo
02-23-2005, 08:32 PM
lol that shit is funny. i know a web site that has a shit grip of these. ill post it if i can find it.

GotAHelmetForME
02-23-2005, 09:28 PM
You forgot the Tony Danza!

ChainReaction82
02-24-2005, 01:41 PM
da fuck is da tony danza?

erdman82
02-24-2005, 01:46 PM
awesome stuff

GotAHelmetForME
02-24-2005, 08:41 PM
It's similar to the donkey punch.....when you do it, you yell "Who's the Boss?".....and that's why it's called a Tony Danza

pbk02
02-24-2005, 08:47 PM
MAN PUNCH

StuntRagz Chris
02-24-2005, 10:49 PM
fire dragon is the shit i have to see that in action.

carm3twenty2
02-24-2005, 11:00 PM
i think jay was a mas murderer in his past life,cuz thats some looney shit your thinking, altho i might go upstairs and try some of that shit on my wife, i'll let u know how i make out.

verticaljay
02-25-2005, 08:18 AM
One more

Davy Crockett - While going down on a girl, spread her wide enough that you can fit the top of your head into her vagina, thus giving yourself a beaver skin hat

verticalfrank
02-25-2005, 08:49 AM
I'm bored....I think I'll try the flying camel this weekend :Eeek:

Obnoxious
02-25-2005, 09:07 AM
I wonder if anybody has ever tried any of this shit???? :eyepop:


If you have let us know....... :hyper:

verticaljay
02-25-2005, 09:13 AM
big fan of the spiderman... maybe Ill try that this weekend

verticaljay
02-28-2005, 09:04 AM
even more

The Sly Switch is when you fuck a girl from behind while a friend is nearby. After a little bit you pull out and your friend pulls in without her noticing. You then proceed to jump in front of her and as she looks at you confused you yell, "Who's fucking you now?"


Quad-bagger: A chick so ugly you have to have a bag for her head, your head, her dog's head, and the head of the neighborhood creep peeking in the window.


Edit: The Wheelbarrow: While you're doggy-style'n, reach forward and sweep the bitches arms out from under her, causing her head to hit the floor. Grab one of her hands in each of yours, and thrust forcefully, 'wheeling' her across the carpet.

CHAIN_REACTION1
03-04-2005, 06:27 PM
ChairBeat I'm diggin' the bismark :btroll:

CHAIN_REACTION1
03-04-2005, 06:30 PM
One more

Davy Crockett - While going down on a girl, spread her wide enough that you can fit the top of your head into her vagina, thus giving yourself a beaver skin hat
WTF??? NOW THAT'S CRAZY!!! But, I did see that shit on a video once :vomit:

StuntRagz Chris
03-04-2005, 11:14 PM
Steak in a Sack- fresh out of condoms, so you run into the kitchen and grab a grocery store bag lay it across the vagine area and go to work!

a stunter i know actually did this one! nasty bastard

ZX MICK
03-05-2005, 12:01 AM
ITS ALL ABOUT THE TUMBLEWEED

Gates
03-07-2005, 10:00 AM
you forgot the dirty pirate:


while fucking a girl doggy style turn her around cum in her eye and kick her in the shin.

ZX MICK
03-07-2005, 08:42 PM
AND DONT FORGET GO SPIDEY GO

Miss Chievous
03-07-2005, 09:28 PM
sooooooooo gross no respectable girl would ever let anyone do those things to her!

chrisnof4i
03-08-2005, 08:18 AM
sooooooooo gross no respectable girl would ever let anyone do those things to her! Oh. OK, Miss "Magic Mouth". http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/otn/ez/ezpi_wink1.gif

CRASH
03-08-2005, 09:28 AM
Up here we call it the AK fire dragon but its all good thats some funny sh@t

Scarlett6602
03-08-2005, 12:24 PM
haha, interesting....