verticaljay
02-23-2005, 03:29 PM
The Spiderman - Blowing your load into your hand and flinging it, spidey style (palm up, wrist out) onto the girl's face/person.
The Doughboy - Blowing your load into your hand and slapping her across the face with it.
Danger wank-when wanking and you're about to cum yell out for your mother/flatmate etc and then try to finish and clean up before they arrive and catch you in the act.
The Alaskan Fire Dragon. Come in a girls mouth, then cover her mouth with your hand while holding the back of her head, and whisper I have herpes delicately in her ear. She will spray come out of her nose like an Alaskan Fire Dragon.
Bismark - While fucking a girl doggy-style, you take a brick and knock her over the head with it. I have no idea where the name comes from
Abe Lincoln: this is a variation of the one on the site. this is where a guy saves his pubes and then when he climaxes on her face, grabs a handful of the saved stash and sticks it to her face
bench press: this is where a guy puts one hand in a girls mouth and the other in her vag, picks her up, and then slams her against the wall
dunk snorkel funk: when a guy hasn't taken a shower in a few days and has to pinch a girls nose closed while she is giving him head
Bobsled Run - fuck a girl doggy style at the top of a flight of stairs, when you cum, take her legs out from under her, jump on top of her, and ride her down the stairs.
Cajun Dip: When banging a girl doggy style, you throw a dip in and then use the crack of her ass as a spitter.
Alabama Black Snake: A black man's penis. (e.g. My girlfriend got bit by the most poisonous snake in America, the Alabama Black Snake. She can't walk Straight now)
Menacing Avenger: Sticking 2 crossed fingers in a girl's box as well as 2 crossed fingers in her ass. (Proper implementation is crossing the two middle fingers over the outside fiingers so that when you look down at the top of you hand you can see you're superhero symbol of an M and an A)
smurfing: the act of hitting someone across the face with one's penis
Onion Fuck
While fucking standing up, get her to wear a long dress and hold it up above her head in one fist.
Strawberry Swirl
Blast on her face and punch her in the nose. Take one finger and swirl.
Neopolitan
A Dirty Sanchez / Strawberry Swirl combo
Tumbleweed - After cumming from road head, lean over, open the door, and shove her out the car.
Peacock when your hitting it doggy style and you stick a feather duster in her asshole and spread it out like the tail of a peacock
Thiselldo - The last semi-attractive girl at a bar that you are willing to take home with you after a night of drinking. Works best when introducing her to your friends or calling her that to her face
Flying Camel - While fucking a bitch doggy style, you start screaming like a crazy Arab (that weird scream with the quick tongue)...and than lift her up and run around....
The Lone Ranger - As you are banging a girl doggy style you take your belt wrap it around her waist and hold on tight while yelling "High How Silver, Away" at which time your friends all run in the room screaming and you have to hold on for 8 seconds.
The Doughboy - Blowing your load into your hand and slapping her across the face with it.
Danger wank-when wanking and you're about to cum yell out for your mother/flatmate etc and then try to finish and clean up before they arrive and catch you in the act.
The Alaskan Fire Dragon. Come in a girls mouth, then cover her mouth with your hand while holding the back of her head, and whisper I have herpes delicately in her ear. She will spray come out of her nose like an Alaskan Fire Dragon.
Bismark - While fucking a girl doggy-style, you take a brick and knock her over the head with it. I have no idea where the name comes from
Abe Lincoln: this is a variation of the one on the site. this is where a guy saves his pubes and then when he climaxes on her face, grabs a handful of the saved stash and sticks it to her face
bench press: this is where a guy puts one hand in a girls mouth and the other in her vag, picks her up, and then slams her against the wall
dunk snorkel funk: when a guy hasn't taken a shower in a few days and has to pinch a girls nose closed while she is giving him head
Bobsled Run - fuck a girl doggy style at the top of a flight of stairs, when you cum, take her legs out from under her, jump on top of her, and ride her down the stairs.
Cajun Dip: When banging a girl doggy style, you throw a dip in and then use the crack of her ass as a spitter.
Alabama Black Snake: A black man's penis. (e.g. My girlfriend got bit by the most poisonous snake in America, the Alabama Black Snake. She can't walk Straight now)
Menacing Avenger: Sticking 2 crossed fingers in a girl's box as well as 2 crossed fingers in her ass. (Proper implementation is crossing the two middle fingers over the outside fiingers so that when you look down at the top of you hand you can see you're superhero symbol of an M and an A)
smurfing: the act of hitting someone across the face with one's penis
Onion Fuck
While fucking standing up, get her to wear a long dress and hold it up above her head in one fist.
Strawberry Swirl
Blast on her face and punch her in the nose. Take one finger and swirl.
Neopolitan
A Dirty Sanchez / Strawberry Swirl combo
Tumbleweed - After cumming from road head, lean over, open the door, and shove her out the car.
Peacock when your hitting it doggy style and you stick a feather duster in her asshole and spread it out like the tail of a peacock
Thiselldo - The last semi-attractive girl at a bar that you are willing to take home with you after a night of drinking. Works best when introducing her to your friends or calling her that to her face
Flying Camel - While fucking a bitch doggy style, you start screaming like a crazy Arab (that weird scream with the quick tongue)...and than lift her up and run around....
The Lone Ranger - As you are banging a girl doggy style you take your belt wrap it around her waist and hold on tight while yelling "High How Silver, Away" at which time your friends all run in the room screaming and you have to hold on for 8 seconds.