NEW KID ON THE TAR

[mijit]

Ran into this site by accident but i've ben lovin the post pics and vids so far....now for me to introduce my self......with a short story about me a fl state trooper, my ZR-7S, and poop.....


I was on my ZR-7going to pansacola from orlando that is about a 7-6hr drive. about 4 hrs into the ride @ 140mph the whole time..... I see blue lights flash in my rear veiw mirror...fukerie .... I just slow down and pull over...i was so scared i shat myself... the trooper gets out of his car and just starts cussing...when i notice a rest area sign....after he gets to the what were you thinking part... i just say i had to shit really bad and was tring to get to the rest area as fast as i could...he says im lying... so, pull my pants down to show him i shat myself....he screams what the hell, then immediately apoligizes....


tha shit i will do to get out of a ticket

[675 knight]

thats fuckin awesome and sick at the same time hommie....funny as shit, welcome to the family dude

[T&A]

Welcome, but thats is wrong on many levels...

[JunTypeR]

welcome to the site...I always wondered a sure fire way to get outta of a ticket but that may be a little to much. I had a friend get pulled over in his car for 40 over and he took a knife and cut his leg. just enought to get it to bleed, and I thought that was fucked up. Sorry man but welcome nonetheless.

[Niner]

That may be the worst story I ever heard. :tired:

[ToesToTheSun]

welcome smellcome