View Full Version : Have you ever been hit in the nards?
bikerboy
03-29-2005, 02:29 PM
Man I was balsting around my dog with his toy missing him and he's fighting to tug-a-war. Well, I swung it ( those ropes but this one is like 24in long with a knucke fist sized knot on the end) and then I swung and BLAM. Its been 25 min and my stomach hurts soooooo bad. I felt like I was going to vomit. Its been at least 20yrs since the last time this chick in like elementary kicked me there. But this hurt sooo bad. My stomahch hurt so I am goin to try and eat something. My mom called and asked if i was drunk. but I am and it still hurts. Normally she can't tell but this time, oooooooooooo, I could barely talk.
35min or so later I am feeling better....
Have this happeneed to you
edit:this happened last night when I was faded so pain tolerance was higher but still hurt like hell.
ChainReaction82
03-29-2005, 02:43 PM
yea i had a girl kick me in my sack.....i fell over and started drooling and all the vains in my head popped out from what i was told....i couldn't breath for like 5 mins....i felt that shit for a long ass time...i wanted to punch her in her cock-holster but i couldn't move....
bikerboy
03-29-2005, 02:49 PM
yea i had a girl kick me in my sack.....i fell over and started drooling and all the vains in my head popped out from what i was told....i couldn't breath for like 5 mins....i felt that shit for a long ass time...i wanted to punch her in her cock-holster but i couldn't move....
the ones that do a "snapping graze" hurt bad or worse than the direct hits. I can squeeze my ball right now and I still feel the pain in my stomach.
Amanda
03-29-2005, 02:54 PM
yea i had a girl kick me in my sack.....i fell over and started drooling and all the vains in my head popped out from what i was told....i couldn't breath for like 5 mins....i felt that shit for a long ass time...i wanted to punch her in her cock-holster but i couldn't move....
I am sooo sorry but I could not help but laugh when I read that!!! Please don't hate me...
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
ChainReaction82
03-29-2005, 02:54 PM
i used to get those when i played basketball...where i would graze my shit...those hurt...but this chick cup'd her foot and her ankle directly on my shit...i fell over...they were like i made the "o" face where it looked like i was gonna scream..but i made no sound...lucky she was a close friend or i would've choke slapped her a few times....
Johnny Castle
03-29-2005, 03:00 PM
It Happen to me once was try this new move and my tight pants did not let me open my legs too wid and the girls head smacked right into my jems :beady:
ChainReaction82
03-29-2005, 03:12 PM
I am sooo sorry but I could not help but laugh when I read that!!! Please don't hate me...
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
figures u would laugh skit-zo :flipoff:
Amanda
03-29-2005, 03:16 PM
figures u would laugh skit-zo :flipoff:
oh damn.. are you still on that? :bitchsla: lol
ChainReaction82
03-29-2005, 03:20 PM
lol... :rotfl:
erdman82
03-29-2005, 03:38 PM
all this talk about gettin ghit in the balls made me hold my stomach....wtf
Miss Chievous
03-29-2005, 05:44 PM
a guy gettin hit in the balls has got to be the most painful thing ever.
I accidently hit my ex there once. We were making lunch and he wanted me to get him soup, so I tossed a can to him... and it was a bad throw and hit him dead on the crotch. He went straight to the ground, I felt so bad!!! He was out for a good 10 minutes. After he was feeling better, I made it up to him......... alot :69: :69: :69: :69: :69:
ChainReaction82
03-29-2005, 05:46 PM
u fondled his cockness?....ur a winner..lmao
wish she would've molested my cockness once i was better...her ass was nowhere in site... :bitchsla:
Miss Chievous
03-29-2005, 05:54 PM
u fondled his cockness?....ur a winner..lmao
wish she would've molested my cockness once i was better...her ass was nowhere in site... :bitchsla:
haha yes :wackit:
I became an angel girlfriend after that I felt so bad! its evil to do that :goofy:
and next ur hurt come to NY i'll cheer ya up hahahaha :dong: :howudo: :nudge: :fluffy:
Dingman
03-29-2005, 06:03 PM
I feel ur pain, This probly sounds real stupid, but one day i went to sit on my leg on my couch real fast, but some how when i was putting my foot under me i kicked myself straight in the balls, i felt like i was goin to puke, i started sweating real bad, and my stomach killed...
Mafia
03-29-2005, 06:55 PM
nards now thats a funny word
lucifer1083
03-30-2005, 12:47 PM
this one time when i was working with this girl we were flirtin and i went to give her a hug and then bamm kicked kneed me in the nuts. i was down for a good 15 minutes and every one thought it was funny while i am down makin the O face.