McD's Im lovin it

[verticaljay]

http://www.thesneeze.com/mt-archives/000357.php

[erdman82]

where do you find this stuff...

[verticaljay]

where do you find this stuff...


I have my secrets

[erdman82]

I have my secrets
i bet you do!!!

[Miss Chievous]

very random site!wendys fries are better anyway :comedy:

[verticaljay]

very random site!wendys fries are better anyway :comedy:


Burger king smokes wendy's

[BeckyB]

long john silvers has the best fries hands down.....i'll eat them cold
arbys has good curly fries too.


I HATE WENDY'S FRIES....well unless they're with cheese sauce

[Miss Chievous]

Burger king smokes wendy's
true i 4got about them :D bk fries r the best

[verticaljay]

long john silvers has the best fries hands down.....i'll eat them cold
arbys has good curly fries too.


I HATE WENDY'S FRIES....well unless they're with cheese sauce



Arby's ROCKS, by far my fav fast food rest.

[AliKatR6]

jay do you do any actual work at all??????? :D

[verticaljay]

jay do you do any actual work at all??????? :D


Its called multi task...... I can talk on the phone and type at the same time

[AliKatR6]

Its called multi task...... I can talk on the phone and type at the same time
retract the claws....i was just playin.

[verticaljay]

retract the claws....i was just playin.



MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW

[AliKatR6]

MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW
gggggggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr hiss

[verticaljay]

gggggggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr hiss


Please tell me that wasn't a mating call lol

[AliKatR6]

Please tell me that wasn't a mating call lol
lol no, but i better go back to speaking english before slinky confuses me for an animal and starts leg humping again.

[verticaljay]

lol no, but i better go back to speaking english before slinky confuses me for an animal and starts leg humping again.


Too late, he is already attached to you leg permanently, the animal noises just turn him on

[erdman82]

:sheephum:

[AliKatR6]

Too late, he is already attached to you leg permanently, the animal noises just turn him on
isn't there some way to surgically remove him??????? he's gonna ruin my shoes.

[verticaljay]

isn't there some way to surgically remove him??????? he's gonna ruin my shoes.


LMAO


I think a squirt bottle might work

[AliKatR6]

LMAO


I think a squirt bottle might work
lol i hope it's that simple....maybe we could just neuter him.

[verticaljay]

lol i hope it's that simple....maybe we could just neuter him.


Don't dogs still hump after they have been neutered, but yeah preventing slink from procreating would be a valuable thing for all of society

[damthman]

yes they do

[AliKatR6]

Don't dogs still hump after they have been neutered, but yeah preventing slink from procreating would be a valuable thing for all of society
i was thinking about saving my shoes from being ruined...i don't think there is anyway on god's green earth to get him to stop permanately

[erdman82]

i was thinking about saving my shoes from being ruined...i don't think there is anyway on god's green earth to get him to stop permanately
just put him out of his misery

[verticaljay]

i was thinking about saving my shoes from being ruined...i don't think there is anyway on god's green earth to get him to stop permanately



You could always get a drag queen for him, I hear he likes THOSE types

[verticaljay]

just put him out of his misery


LMFAO :hitler:

[erdman82]

or put a diaper on him to keep him from spreading his boys to your leg

[AliKatR6]

i like the putting him out of his misery idea!!!!! it is the most humane thing to do for all involved.

[Slinky]

Fuck all you! :bitchsla:
















and if you farted jay would think it was a mating call!

[verticaljay]

Fuck all you! :bitchsla:







and if you farted jay would think it was a mating call!



If she could pee standing up you would think it was a mating call

[Slinky]

if...who ever said she couldnt?...there's nothin saying anywhere a woman cant pee standing up :flipoff:

[BeckyB]

i like mcchicken sammiches from mcd's

[verticaljay]

if...who ever said she couldnt?...there's nothin saying anywhere a woman cant pee standing up :flipoff:


Translation..... I like men, I am trying to twist this in my favor to cover up the fact that I am a closet fag

[damthman]

Translation..... I like men, I am trying to twist this in my favor to cover up the fact that I am a closet fag


he is in the closet?

[Slinky]

he is in the closet?
yeah and Vjay is right next to me!

[damthman]

yeah and Vjay is right next to me!


that's hot

[AliKatR6]

Jay i think he's now attached to your leg! want that water bottle or would you prefer a super soaker?

[verticaljay]

Jay i think he's now attached to your leg! want that water bottle or would you prefer a super soaker?



I think a taser would be more appropriate

[BeckyB]

you guys are mean to slinky...i think it's great he's coming out of the closet and trying to be his true self :comedy:

[verticaljay]

you guys are mean to slinky...i think it's great he's coming out of the closet and trying to be his true self :comedy:



WTF??????


He has it coming.... like his BF comes on his face

[BeckyB]

like his BF comes on his face
or in his ass :banghead:

[Jay6]

Burger king smokes wendy's

For once we are in agreement. Angus like WHOA

[AliKatR6]

LMFAO!!! Taser...that's great...i would love to see that!!!! hahaha i would shock him like every 10 seconds!!!!!!!!!!!! oh can we put a shock collar on him then too?!

[verticaljay]

LMFAO!!! Taser...that's great...i would love to see that!!!! hahaha i would shock him like every 10 seconds!!!!!!!!!!!! oh can we put a shock collar on him then too?!


That is a genius idear right thur

[Jay6]

That is a genius idear right thur

I actually have a few shock collars that we use to train the dogs. The remote control works up to 1 mile

[erdman82]

LMFAO!!! Taser...that's great...i would love to see that!!!! hahaha i would shock him like every 10 seconds!!!!!!!!!!!! oh can we put a shock collar on him then too?!
i had thought about that but if he is atached to your leg could you handle the shock? :flamed:

[verticaljay]

I actually have a few shock collars that we use to train the dogs. The remote control works up to 1 mile



Can we attach huge TV antenna's to reach NY... or perhaps operate them by sattellite?

[Jay6]

Can we attach huge TV antenna's to reach NY... or perhaps operate them by sattellite?

That I am not sure

[AliKatR6]

Damn we gotta try that!!!!!!!!!!! I think i would almost pay to see it too! the only bad thing is you all will be the ones who get to shock him....i won't get to press the little button :(

[verticaljay]

Damn we gotta try that!!!!!!!!!!! I think i would almost pay to see it too! the only bad thing is you all will be the ones who get to shock him....i won't get to press the little button :(


joisey isn't far from NY

[AliKatR6]

i had thought about that but if he is atached to your leg could you handle the shock? :flamed:
lol i have a high tolerance for pain...i think i could handle it...however i think i would have to make sure that at that moment he has been removed from my leg because i can see both Jays shocking him constantly just so they can shock me too.

[erdman82]

lol i have a high tolerance for pain...i think i could handle it...however i think i would have to make sure that at that moment he has been removed from my leg because i can see both Jays shocking him constantly just so they can shock me too.
im sure you could build up a tolerance...i mean it is going to zap you every few seconds anyway

[AliKatR6]

im sure you could build up a tolerance...i mean it is going to zap you every few seconds anyway
yeah i don't think so...because if i am building up a tolerance then he is too and they y'all will just up the volatage or what ever it is. He's the one that needs training not me!

[verticaljay]

yeah i don't think so...because if i am building up a tolerance then he is too and they y'all will just up the volatage or what ever it is. He's the one that needs training not me!


MAXIMUM POWER!

[AliKatR6]

MAXIMUM POWER!
lol you would so pay for that too! i'm trying to figure out why you want me unconscious????

[verticaljay]

lol you would so pay for that too! i'm trying to figure out why you want me unconscious????



use your imagination lol

[erdman82]

yeah i don't think so...because if i am building up a tolerance then he is too and they y'all will just up the volatage or what ever it is. He's the one that needs training not me!
well use the tazer after the spray bottle then

[Slinky]

wtf...you guys and girls all suck....i'm not coming back here ever again! :sigh:



Vjay..isnt your name on one of those sex offender lists that everyone is talkin about in the news? they keep you away from schools, play grounds, and pet stores

[erdman82]

well at least you still have vertical jays mom for a toy

[Slinky]

well at least you still have vertical jays mom for a toy
thats true, but she's gettin quite worn out...Vjay got any sisters?

[erdman82]

thats true, but she's gettin quite worn out...Vjay got any sisters?
o man you definatley want to get put out of your misery dont you :ill:

[Slinky]

o man you definatley want to get put out of your misery dont you :ill:
come on..i got Vjays mom to play with....what kind of misery could i possibly be in?

[erdman82]

come on..i got Vjays mom to play with....what kind of misery could i possibly be in?
:Noooo:

[D-WRECK]

:D

[erdman82]

:D
nice

[BeckyB]

wtf...you guys and girls all suck....i'm not coming back here ever again! :sigh:

i tried to stick up for you :innocent:

[Slinky]

i tried to stick up for you :innocent:
yeah reall good stick up there BW!...now back to your corner....the cumwhore cantina needs there best worker!

[erdman82]

yeah reall good stick up there BW!...now back to your corner....the cumwhore cantina needs there best worker!
i hear they are hiring again

[BeckyB]

yeah reall good stick up there BW!...now back to your corner....the cumwhore cantina needs there best worker!
:blabla: get back to your boyfriend....he misses your ass from last night

[AliKatR6]

use your imagination lol
i thought we already went over that....and i am much more fun when i am conscious.

[Slinky]

:blabla: get back to your boyfriend....he misses your ass from last night
i thought you were missin me from last night :sigh:

[BeckyB]

i thought you were missin me from last night :sigh:
nope wasn't me....needledick :tongue:

[Slinky]

nope wasn't me....needledick :tongue:
and your a pin cushion :flipoff:

[BeckyB]

and your a pin cushion :flipoff:
:tapeshut:

[Slinky]

:tapeshut:
so how's business been today? hit your quota?

[BeckyB]

so how's business been today? hit your quota?
no...but your mom did :gunslang:

[Slinky]

no...but your mom did :gunslang:
good...maybe she can put some food on the table tonight!