Lamborghini Story... WEIRDSTEVE READ THIS!

[Dela]

A Jew walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer.

He tells the loan officer that he is going to L.A. on business for two
weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.

The bank officer tells him that the bank will need some form of security
for the loan, so the Jew hands over the keys to a new Lamborghini. The
car is parked on the street in front of the bank.

The Jew produces the title and everything checks out.
The loan officer agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan.

The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the Jew
for using a $250,000 Lamborghini as collateral against a $5,000 loan.

An employee of the bank then drives the Lamborghini into the bank's
underground garage and parks it there.

Two weeks later, the Jew returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest,
which comes to $15.41.

The loan officer says, "Sir, we are very happy to have had your
business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a
little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that
you are a
multi- millionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow
$5,000?"

The Jew replies: "Where else in New York City can I park my car for two
weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"

Ah, The Jews! :1hifu:

[JESSEA.L.E]

A Jew walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer.

He tells the loan officer that he is going to L.A. on business for two
weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.

The bank officer tells him that the bank will need some form of security
for the loan, so the Jew hands over the keys to a new Lamborghini. The
car is parked on the street in front of the bank.

The Jew produces the title and everything checks out.
The loan officer agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan.

The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the Jew
for using a $250,000 Lamborghini as collateral against a $5,000 loan.

An employee of the bank then drives the Lamborghini into the bank's
underground garage and parks it there.

Two weeks later, the Jew returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest,
which comes to $15.41.

The loan officer says, "Sir, we are very happy to have had your
business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a
little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that
you are a
multi- millionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow
$5,000?"

The Jew replies: "Where else in New York City can I park my car for two
weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"

Ah, The Jews! :1hifu:
Thats pretty funny. :rotfl:

[CrTcHRkTRcR]

oh shit!

[Dela]

oh shit!

hhahh how great is that one.

[JESSEA.L.E]

hhahh how great is that one.
It was a good idea though.

[Dela]

It was a good idea though.


THat's what im saying! Not only is it funny, it makes sense!!! hahah

[bigzell]

so funny and definitely true.

[weirdsteve]

THat's what im saying! Not only is it funny, it makes sense!!! hahah
this makes no sense, 1st off no jew is gonna blow this much money on a car, they'll go for a lexus for sure. also the guy lives in nyc with that car wouldn't he have safe storage anyway and not need the bank to store his shit? :wtf:

[Dela]

this makes no sense, 1st off no jew is gonna blow this much money on a car, they'll go for a lexus for sure. also the guy lives in nyc with that car wouldn't he have safe storage anyway and not need the bank to store his shit? :wtf:


Trust me they do, they just get em cheaper......


Number 2, It's cheaper to do what he does and never need STORAGE!. plus there are always waiting lists. You just can't find a garage Overnight. 100% Plausible. Practical? no. Plausible? Yes!

[weirdsteve]

so he never drives the thing and goes around to diff banks to store it? :lobster:

[Dela]

It's a joke Steven!!!!!! I'm just saying it's Possible lol. But yeah.... If he was on a waiting list for a garage, why not?

[weirdsteve]

It's a joke Steven!!!!!! I'm just saying it's Possible lol. But yeah.... If he was on a waiting list for a garage, why not?
ok he must be on a waiting list :sigh: :bitelip:

[bigmanr6]

Thats a pretty good story around here you could leave your car for 6 months and no one would mess with it!!

[devilstoy]

A Jew walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer.

He tells the loan officer that he is going to L.A. on business for two
weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.

The bank officer tells him that the bank will need some form of security
for the loan, so the Jew hands over the keys to a new Lamborghini. The
car is parked on the street in front of the bank.

The Jew produces the title and everything checks out.
The loan officer agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan.

The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the Jew
for using a $250,000 Lamborghini as collateral against a $5,000 loan.

An employee of the bank then drives the Lamborghini into the bank's
underground garage and parks it there.

Two weeks later, the Jew returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest,
which comes to $15.41.

The loan officer says, "Sir, we are very happy to have had your
business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a
little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that
you are a
multi- millionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow
$5,000?"

The Jew replies: "Where else in New York City can I park my car for two
weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"

Ah, The Jews! :1hifu:
thats a good one , but i dont see it actually being just a jewish thing

[weirdsteve]

mike u punk we hittens the 10 spot, nick bitchen you rding tomorrowass :boner:

[devilstoy]

mike u punk we hittens the 10 spot, nick bitchen you rding tomorrowass :boner:
bitch ? i rode everyday this week how about you ? ill be out if its not raing , but its gonna rain for sure

[Dela]

mike u punk we hittens the 10 spot, nick bitchen you rding tomorrowass :boner:

tomorrow is a rain I thought? sunday u mean?

[devilstoy]

tomorrow is a rain I thought? sunday u mean?
steve is mentally challenged

[Dela]

steve is mentally challenged

Dont start more drama foolz :bitchsla:

[devilstoy]

Dont start more drama foolz :bitchsla:
drama slut :btroll:

[devilstoy]

drama slut :btroll:
im starting to get drunk , yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa need something to do hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm :blabla:

[weirdsteve]

tomorrow is a rain I thought? sunday u mean?
tomorrow will be like last week, they said rain today but we never got shit, we can ride tomorrow. i'll call ya both if its nice which it will be

[Dela]

Ok. sounds good.

[weirdsteve]

bitch ? i rode everyday this week how about you ? ill be out if its not raing , but its gonna rain for sure
i rode tues and thursday cocksucker, i dont have a parking lot and someone to ride with across the street :jerkit:

[devilstoy]

i rode tues and thursday cocksucker, i dont have a parking lot and someone to ride with across the street :jerkit:
hey asshole ,its raining :Argh:

[Dela]

yeeeeeeeeeeeeeep. too bad, i wanted to ride. oh well there's tomorrow.

[Dela]

looks like it's clearing up..... So still on for today????

[devilstoy]

looks like it's clearing up..... So still on for today????
still pretty shitty out , but atleast its not actually raing so we will see :popcorn:

[weirdsteve]

still pretty shitty out , but atleast its not actually raing so we will see :popcorn:
like i said nicks a bitch, see you there mike. the moral slayer may show up :drunk: :gay:

[devilstoy]

like i said nicks a bitch, see you there mike. the moral slayer may show up :drunk: :gay:
man , pussy i told you i was going , and i told you it was gonan rain yesterday too , im right your wrong , eat a dick bitch :69: :flipoff:

[devilstoy]

man , pussy i told you i was going , and i told you it was gonan rain yesterday too , im right your wrong , eat a dick bitch :69: :flipoff:
weirdsteve929 [11:05 AM]: i am a proud gay american and nothing anyone can say will ever change that

[Dela]

you guys are funny. nick charge the camera. And get your lazy ass there nick. What about the "Eric"

[weirdsteve]

weirdsteve929 [11:05 AM]: i am a proud gay american and nothing anyone can say will ever change that
hhhmmm, must be editing pms now :1hifu: :gay:

[devilstoy]

hhhmmm, must be editing pms now :1hifu: :gay:
i edit nothing , why deny it now steve ? :bitchsla:

[devilstoy]

i edit nothing , why deny it now steve ? :bitchsla:
hey steve this is for you
http://philadelphia.craigslist.org/cas/71142847.html

[weirdsteve]

nice got you up on craigslist :whocare:

[devilstoy]

nice got you up on craigslist :whocare:
hahahahaha i was lookin around some funny shit on there :nudge: