Turn Ons/ Turn Offs

[Miss Chievous]

What is a turn on for you? Turn off?
What pisses you off or makes you happy about the opposite sex?




I'll Start. I can't stand guys who are prettier than me or that take longer to get ready than I do. I don't like high-matienance men.
I like confidence, broad shoulders, someone who is not physco, and someone who can make me laugh :fluffy: :cloud9:

[c r0ck 1]

turnons: the woman has to have nice toes..... i love it when a chick wears sweats (no underwear under) , tiny shirt, and open toe slippers.. thas a turn on.. hey thats just me.
Peircings is a super plus+++
tatoo over the butt on the back +++++++

turn offs: nasty un manicured finger nails... if your nails look like ozzy ozborne bounce.
bad breath...
notty hair
chapped lips
chicks that smoke... and if they drink coffe while they smoke. illlllllllllllllllllllllll

[f4igIRlie]

offs- clingy guys, no style, label whores, lots of baby mamas, guys who brag about how good they are in the sack and got none when time comes to get it on.

ons- tattoos, nice teeth, confidence not cockyness!

[bigmanr6]

turn on:
down to earth girls
girls that think IM cool :yes:[/QUOTE]


I like the down to earth girls. they are the best!!

[c r0ck 1]

girls who can suck a great cock are allways good.. LMAO.. just making some fun in the thread!!!

[~Brie]

Turn Offs:
Bad hygiene, financially irresponsible, guys that do drugs, shy, or is disrespectful towards his mother!


Turn Ons:
Funny, outgoing, tattoos, piercings, nice teeth/smile, sensitive and has goals. :spin:

[SPINE]

Turnoff: Smoker

Turnon: Nice smile and good sense of humor

[MiniMeRR]

off's
busted grill
dirt under fingure nails
snobby
and thinks shes gods gift to men

on's
nice teeth ( white not yellow)
out going
down to earth
likes to dance
and love to ride.................. :check:

[RomanCraig]

On's - Likes to ride, Outgoing, Knows how to have a good time, likes to drink on non-riding days, loves the outdoors, has to love the Hawkeyes!

Off - smoking, clingy, no friends but you, girls who know they are hot and use it against guys, bitchy attitude all the time, controlling, dumb (can't hold a simple convo)

[LiL SiS]

girls that think IM cool :yes:
You are GAY

[LadyCrysis]

offs- conceited

ons- likes the same music i do

[DetroitStyle]

Turn ons:
-petite and fit...
-perky b-cups are my fav
-A girl who looks really cute in jeans, a T-shirt, maybe a hoodie and a hat during the day, but can dress up and look sexy at night....
-I really like cute girls over beautiful girls. Don't know why, or if it makes any sense, but I know what I like.


Turn offs:
-smoking
-huge areolas
-cellulite
-materialistic, brandname, etc
-stuck up
-airheaded

[JUNESGSXR]

Turn-ons = A girl who wakes up un the morning and still looks hot.
A girl who is in the mood for morning sex. Im sure we all agree on that one!
A girl who nibbles on your ear and neck is a big turn on
Women I will say this to you if you are tan and have nice feet that is so a turn on as long as you keepem lookin good!!!


Turn-offs= A girl who has bad morning breath
A girl who isn't up for morning sex at least once in a while.
A girl who has a bad attitude and thinks her shit dont stink!!!

[sclevela]

What is a turn on for you? Turn off?
What pisses you off or makes you happy about the opposite sex?




I'll Start. I can't stand guys who are prettier than me or that take longer to get ready than I do. I don't like high-matienance men.
I like confidence, broad shoulders, someone who is not physco, and someone who can make me laugh :fluffy: :cloud9:


on...... thin women

off....... women who sweat bacon fat!


offs- guys who brag about how good they are in the sack and got none when time comes to get it on.



if they pay u , u should shut the fuk up and fake it...... u might get citizenship out of it....... dumb ho


Turn Offs:
financially irresponsible,


dont u date a stuntrider?


You are GAY



i think u love him

[LiL SiS]

i think u love him
Awwwwe....I was beginning to think you forgot about me....BITCH get in the kitchen and fix me a sammich!!!!

[FIZZ]

ON's =
nice smile
confidence
RESPECT
good head
good lay
honesty
etc, etc, etc.


OFF's=
someone that can't take my cock
chicks that like it on their face
anyone that isn't "TRUE" to themselves or to me or my family
FAKE people
shit, I'm to tired to go on.

[FIZZ]

Awwwwe....I was beginning to think you forgot about me....BITCH get in the kitchen and fix me a sammich!!!!
You want mayo "ON" that or "IN" that. :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

[Amanda]

Turn ons- Guys who are MEN, I mean can go out and get down and dirty, work with their hands, hunters, I like the natural smell of a man, not BO but don't overload with cologne. I like men with a backbone, I don't want to be able to carry their balls around in my purse, must be respectful though. :clint:

Turn offs- Guys who take too long getting ready, you are men - shower and be ready in 5 minutes! Guys who will never grow up (players, always out at the club.) Guys who do drugs, man boobs are a turn off as well. :btroll:

[ClaySPST]

HANDS DOWN. TURN ON IS A GIRL THE HAS SEXY EYES.

TURN OFF: LETS TALK AND I WILL TELL U IF U NEED TO BE KICKED TO THE CURB.

[Iantice]

Turn ons- Guys who are MEN, I mean can go out and get down and dirty, work with their hands, hunters, I like the natural smell of a man, not BO but don't overload with cologne. I like men with a backbone, I don't want to be able to carry their balls around in my purse, must be respectful though. :clint:

Turn offs- Guys who take too long getting ready, you are men - shower and be ready in 5 minutes! Guys who will never grow up (players, always out at the club.) Guys who do drugs, man boobs are a turn off as well. :btroll:
The world needs more women like this :howudo:

[ChainReaction82]

turn ons:
has her own money
got goals
can make up her mind about shit too i.e. if she wants to go out she has the day planned
hair, nails, and toes done right
got manners...tired of chicks out right belchin and shit in my face lately
has a serious side but also has a nice humor side also

turn offs:
smoking
weed head chicks
liars
sneaky females
beggers
boring
bad head

[Virginia Pee]

ONS: I'm very very picky.... (bein' burnt a few times doesn't allow me to slack off in who I choose)
He has to be attractive to me.... (that varies from time to time.. ) of course taller.. and not as skinny as me.. yet not soo big cos I'm a skinny ass chick.
I agree with what that one girl said earlier.. he has to be a manly man.. not some guy that'll puss out in a fight .. or won't stick up for his girl.
A guy that opens the door... helps me put my coat on.
Sexy deep eyes.
Good kisser
Has direction.. ambition.. hope.
Lives life to the fullest.
Honest.
Smells good.. mmmmm I love smellin' guys
Just an over all sexy guy.. but definitely he's gotta be a good kisser
MAKE MY TOES CURL PLEASE

OFF's:
If he kisses like my dog....
Asks me to do him "favors"..... don't ask.. leave things to the moment.
Impatient and pushy
Pot head
No manners
Disrespects his mom or his family
Lies
Doesn't know how to dress
If he doesn't open my door.. he's out the door
This list can keep on goin'.. I just don't wanna sound like a ramblin' bitch

[pavementeater]

turn off's -

fat chicks
winer's
no direction
gross feet
bossy women

turn on's -

sense of direction
puts out
Into bikes, and riding. (i've had so many girls that aren't into it, how fuckin lame)
good head
has own money and can support herself
and somene that likes the same interests as me.

[MikeM]

Ons
A sexy voice
an accent, from anywhere other than here
skirts

Offs
Cigarette smokers - smell, voice, taste
Hmm that might be my only turn off

[BeckyB]

offs - guys that are way too into theirself
guys that can't have a good time
guys that can't make a boring, bad time a fun time
guys that get stupid drunk all the time
guys that brag about how much trouble they've been into
guys that do drugs alot
guys that don't like kids


ons - an accent
guys that can joke around, yet be serious at times
guys that like my kids
guys that smell good
guys that can dress up, but not all the time
guys that don't try too hard

[AzN~BoI_585]

Offs:
Stuck-Up
Slutty (depending on my mood)
Up-Tight
Bossy
HAS to be high or drunk to have fun

Ons:
Pretty (doesnt have to be drop dead gorgous or anything)
Directed
Sense of humour
Independant (up to a certain degree)
Generally nice
Can have just as much fun chillin out as she does partying
^basically the girl I had mentioned in my other post...she really is everything I ever wanted

Oh yea and Slutty (again depending on mood...hey sumtimes ya just need a BW)

[Miss Chievous]

BUMP

not enough people have responded yet

post up!!! :D

[MikeM]

BUMP

not enough people have responded yet

post up!!! :D
Offs -
hoes that talk/post too much
italian girls that arent from jersey or deer park
bitches that complain about guys nutting too fast

Ons -
the smell on my fingers
girls who pee outside
21 yr old girls who look 17
Pulling out bloody tampons with my teeth

[~Brie]

Offs -
Pulling out bloody tampons with my teeth


I just threw up in my mouth a little bit. :gasp:

[BigRed875]

ONS: I'm very very picky.... (bein' burnt a few times doesn't allow me to slack off in who I choose)
He has to be attractive to me.... (that varies from time to time.. ) of course taller.. and not as skinny as me.. yet not soo big cos I'm a skinny ass chick.
I agree with what that one girl said earlier.. he has to be a manly man.. not some guy that'll puss out in a fight .. or won't stick up for his girl.
A guy that opens the door... helps me put my coat on.
Sexy deep eyes.
Good kisser
Has direction.. ambition.. hope.
Lives life to the fullest.
Honest.
Smells good.. mmmmm I love smellin' guys
Just an over all sexy guy.. but definitely he's gotta be a good kisser
MAKE MY TOES CURL PLEASE

OFF's:
If he kisses like my dog....
Asks me to do him "favors"..... don't ask.. leave things to the moment.
Impatient and pushy
Pot head
No manners
Disrespects his mom or his family
Lies
Doesn't know how to dress
If he doesn't open my door.. he's out the door
This list can keep on goin'.. I just don't wanna sound like a ramblin' bitch

On's - "real" girls that dont try to be something they aren't

off's - ... stuck up pre-madonna's like this one who think love, romance and relationships is what she sees on TV :blabla:

blow me then open your own goddamn door :elephant:

[Miss Chievous]

On's - "real" girls that dont try to be something they aren't

off's - ... stuck up pre-madonna's like this one who think love, romance and relationships is what she sees on TV :blabla:

blow me then open your own goddamn door :elephant:

thats kinda harsh. she was just stating what she likes. just my opinion.

[lill_Pierce]

On's - "real" girls that dont try to be something they aren't

off's - ... stuck up pre-madonna's like this one who think love, romance and relationships is what she sees on TV :blabla:

blow me then open your own goddamn door :elephant:

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....I LIKE IT, good job.

[MikeM]

thats kinda harsh. she was just stating what she likes. just my opinion.
your opinion sucks hookah

[LiL SiS]

This may sound shitty but guys with kids usually turns me off...Not saying that I won't give a guy with kids a chance but I automatically judge them off top.

If I get an opportunity to get to know them its coo, but I don't have any kids so I don't want to be raising anyone elses.

[Miss Chievous]

ChairBeat
lol thats not the only thing... :rotfl:
:mischiev:

your opinion sucks hookah

[sclevela]

ChairBeat
lol thats not the only thing... :rotfl:
:mischiev:



fat chicks give good head for 2 reasons

1) they have too

2) they are hungry!

[Miss Chievous]

fat chicks give good head for 2 reasons

1) they have too

2) they are hungry!

you've said that before. If you gunna try to pick on me, atleast come up with some new material. JEEZ. :blabla:


lol besides, its not meant in that way anyways

[fabes]

fat chicks give good head for 2 reasons

1) they have too

2) they are hungry!
:hyper: yes and they can suck a mean dick too.

[Virginia Pee]

:hyper: yes and they can suck a mean dick too.
Didn't he say that already.. :jerkit: :Chew:

[*DoRiS*]

turn ons: broad shoulders, ambition, physically fit, cowboys ( dont ask )

turn offs: persitant, lazy, needy, and man boobs

[Chaos]

turn ons: broad shoulders, ambition, physically fit, cowboys ( dont ask )

turn offs: persitant, lazy, needy, and man boobs

Damn doris i think mike pretends to have broad sholders why dont ya give him a shot

[*DoRiS*]

Damn doris i think mike pretends to have broad sholders why dont ya give him a shot


I like lean guys not skinny ones LOL

[LEASNIT]

turn ons: broad shoulders, ambition, physically fit, cowboys ( dont ask )

turn offs: persitant, lazy, needy, and man boobs


Hrmmm... I guess that pretty much kills all chances of us dating then huh... :rotfl: :yes: .. and here i thought it was because i rode a tiny bike .. :ese:

[Nausty]

on's

like it when they tease me
bite me, pinch me w/e thats hot
i like it when they are real cute like another said not neccisarily hot
have their own style no really preppy or punk or w/e
burnettes

off's
fat chicks, like a lil bit around the belly or w/e i could care less but when you huge, yuck!
when they are real manipulative and crap
think they are hot shit and too good to talk
watches oprah or tv to much in general
attention whores

[gsxrgurl600]

i hate ass hair

[LEASNIT]

i hate ass hair

Lol.. eww..

Turn On's " GSXRGURL600 " .. :nudge:

[*mel*]

ons: tatoos, guys that stand up for me, down to earth guys who can have fun w/out partying all the tiime, confidence, guys who dont mind just cuddling sometimes

offs:guys who pressure you into doing shit you dont want to do, druggies(crack,meth,coke,etc.)

[pbk02]

i hate ass hair
sorry i guess that counts me out

[bigzell]

turn offs:
girls that smoke
girls that think their guys

turn on:
down to earth girls



i agree with you on that 100%

[FREESTYLEKYLE]

offs; :yuck:
bad or unhealthy hair, (not fried like chicken)
bad breath or teeth
unmotivated, lazy or irresponsible
attention whores (thongs, fake boobs, ass tats etc...)
DD's and bigger or A's and smaller
tomboys, (girls should act like girls)
under 100lbs or a chick who weighs more than me!
pounds of makeup

ons; :hyper:
modest confident women
braces, nice teeth and smile
educated, stable, with goals
B, C, or D cup depending on their frame
girly girls (no tomboys)(but willing to do some guy things)
atleast a landing strip (no baldies, i want a woman not a preteen)
preagnant women? (don't ask)(never been with one though)
country girls (the term cowgirl makes me think of cows)
girls who look good natural or with little makeup

[forcefedfreak]

Turn ons:
Pretty eyes
adventerous
Open minded
nice ass
likes to read

Turn offs:
snooty bitches
total girlie girls
dumb bitches
if you can't hold a convo with me, I don't care how hot you are...fuck off.

[morrow]

[QUOTE=sclevela]fat chicks give good head for 2 reasons

1) they have too

2) they are hungry![/QUOTE

[Virginia Pee]

TURN ON: OMG .. the way a guy goes to kiss a my neck and you can smell how delicious he is and the little stubble he does have on his face tickles my neck..
it sends chills.. !!! oooooooooooo :yes:

[morrow]

TURN ON: OMG .. the way a guy goes to kiss a my neck and you can smell how delicious he is and the little stubble he does have on his face tickles my neck..
it sends chills.. !!! oooooooooooo :yes:
turn ons:virgin pee
turn offs:fat bitches :shoot: :orcawhale

[Virginia Pee]

turn ons:virgin pee
turn offs:fat bitches :shoot: :orcawhale
Aww thanx :bitelip:

[morrow]

Aww thanx :bitelip:thank you:hot:

[tt600]

off: bad breath, poor hygene, low self esteem

on: tat on small of the back, confidence, smile

[LEASNIT]

On: Small phillipino boys... :howudo: :D

Off: Fat girls......

[fabes]

Didn't he say that already.. :jerkit: :Chew:

he said good, I said Mean. There is a fine line between when a girl sucks a good dick and sucking a mean dick. If you ever want to start practicing then let me know. :Chew:






Aww thanx :bitelip:

shut your face.

turn offs. girls that talk shit, then get all pissy and cry because people talk shit back to them.



Turn on- PUSSY

[Virginia Pee]

he said good, I said Mean. There is a fine line between when a girl sucks a good dick and sucking a mean dick. If you ever want to start practicing then let me know. :Chew:


shut your face.

turn offs. girls that talk shit, then get all pissy and cry because people talk shit back to them.


Turn on- PUSSY
Thanx for clarifyin' that for me.. I'll pass on the practice session tho.. :nono:
ChairBeat don't tell me to shut my face.. :nono:

[ChainReaction82]

the thing i hate most about the opposite sex is:

alot of the games and shit females play. And i also hate how females tend to operate. Like almost every female i know has tried to undercut another female for personal gain with whatever being a man or whatever the case may be. And the bad thing about it is majority of the females who do this type of shit don't give a fuck about it. Then later on down the line wonder why they can't find themselves in good relationships in whatever it is in life...being marriage, dating, jobs, friends and so on.

Also i don't like chicks that drink me under the fuckin table...that shit ain't cute. I don't like a pissy sloppy ass chick talking crazy and shit thinking she the shit by bein all loud and crap. don't get me wrong its cool to drink...but damn don't over due it. I think i've left more females shocked and in their tracks for acting stupid while drunk than anybody i know.

[Miss Chievous]

Also i don't like chicks that drink me under the fuckin table...that shit ain't cute. I don't like a pissy sloppy ass chick talking crazy and shit thinking she the shit by bein all loud and crap. don't get me wrong its cool to drink...but damn don't over due it. I think i've left more females shocked and in their tracks for acting stupid while drunk than anybody i know.


Yea, I agree with you on the sloppy drunk thing. I hate it when people, either male or female, gets freakin piss drunk and acts like a damn idiot. I know that when you drink you can't always control what you do or say (we've all been down that road) but you can control how much you decide to drink. Thats why I broke up with this guy back in january.... all he did was drink, every damn night. He'd call me at 3 am and have a conversation in which he made no sense because of his drinking. He spent all his money on alcohol. To me, thats such a turn off.

I love to drink but theres a fine line between having a good time and being a stupid drunk idiot.

[icecreamman]

I love to drink but theres a fine line between having a good time and being a stupid drunk idiot.
not for me! :D just kidding, I agree with chains. girls who can drink me under the table= not sexy, my ex girl used to get crunk and act a fool constantly. Deffenently a TURN OFF

[jd450]

offs; :yuck:
pounds of makeup

ons; :hyper:
girls who look good natural or with little makeup
EXACTLY !!! i cant stand a girl who cakes on the make up. and they DEFINATLY gotta look good natural, like first thing in the morning when they roll outta bed....gotta look sexy w/o make up too !

[DetroitStyle]

Also i don't like chicks that drink me under the fuckin table...that shit ain't cute. I don't like a pissy sloppy ass chick talking crazy and shit thinking she the shit by bein all loud and crap. don't get me wrong its cool to drink...but damn don't over due it. I think i've left more females shocked and in their tracks for acting stupid while drunk than anybody i know.

Werd. I gotta agree there. See my "I think I might have made a mistake" thread elsewhere on this forum. This chick was SLOPPY drunk one hour into the bar, every single time. Not fun. Not hot. Not cool when the bouncers tell you "Um, she's gonna have to wake up, or you have to go." Bizzo drunken dials me twice a week now. Arggh... GO AWAY!

[MikeM]

Turn on of the day: Tan Lines

[ChainReaction82]

yea..tan lines are nice...only on nice lookin chicks tho :Chew:

[Boonie636]

tan lines will look sexy on the right chick, but i look retarded with tan lines :yes:

[ChainReaction82]

tan lines will look sexy on the right chick, but i look retarded with tan lines :yes:
lol..bro..i don't give a damn bout ur tan lines...lmao

[Chris929RRsGirl]

Offs: Braggers, liars, guys who talk more than a girl, guys who sweat like a fat man in 5 mins of being outside, men with small dicks (well, its true), 2 faced assholes, dirty slobs/doesnt take care of themselves, attitdue, too much pride, over confident. hair on the bike, too much hair on the chest, beards, 70's style sideburns (if they cant rock it right), preppy bitchy whiney guys (they might as well be gay), guys who flirt RIGHT in front of you then wonder why you get mad, theivin bastards, bad tempers, over baring/jealousy,non affectionate guys, boring, and mainly ugly guys lol.

Ons: EYES Imma sucker for baby blues and hazel/green, ARMS - gotta have the rockstar arms strong and veiny, BACK - strong back, SEX APPEAL gotta make me say DAYUM everytime I see ya, FAMILY POTIENTAL - a must since Im a mother, personalities, soft passionate kisses, massages of any kind, romancers AT TIMES, showing affection in public (again at times), good dressers - a dude can rock a t and jeans and look sexy as hell to me, achievers/goal oriented, is there for me....yanno the normal stuff a chick wants.

[forcefedfreak]

Offs:
Ons: EYES Imma sucker for baby blues and hazel/green, ARMS - gotta have the rockstar arms strong and veiny, BACK - strong back, SEX APPEAL gotta make me say DAYUM everytime I see ya, FAMILY POTIENTAL - a must since Im a mother, personalities, soft passionate kisses, massages of any kind, romancers AT TIMES, showing affection in public (again at times), good dressers - a dude can rock a t and jeans and look sexy as hell to me, achievers/goal oriented, is there for me....yanno the normal stuff a chick wants.

Yeah you pretty much just explained me (Minus the veiny arms) but for some reason I can't seem to find a girl who is interested.

[Chris929RRsGirl]

Yeah you pretty much just explained me (Minus the veiny arms) but for some reason I can't seem to find a girl who is interested.


no veiny arms = no love!!!! :razz: :razz: jk I just find it sexy as hell especially when um.. :Hum: :goofy:

I wonder why? got a hidious mole on your face? teeth missing? 1 testicle? small :dong: ??? :hypnotize

[120clown]

no veiny arms = no love!!!! :razz: :razz: jk I just find it sexy as hell especially when um.. :Hum: :goofy:

I wonder why? got a hidious mole on your face? teeth missing? 1 testicle? small :dong: ??? :hypnotize

:shhh: :shhh: :shhh: :shhh: YOU JUST DECRIBED TONGWOO

[Chris929RRsGirl]

:shhh: :shhh: :shhh: :shhh: YOU JUST DECRIBED TONGWOO


DOH!!!! no wonder he never smiles in his pics. :owned:

[Brandie]

DOH!!!! no wonder he never smiles in his pics. :owned:

Ya'll are mean ;)

I like guys are funny, a guy who can hold a conversation, has to have a nice body, cute face, and he MUST have a nice ass http://www.dfwsportbike.com/forums/images/smilies/eclipsee_Victoria.gif

[Chris929RRsGirl]

Ya'll are mean ;)

I like guys are funny, a guy who can hold a conversation, has to have a nice body, cute face, and he MUST have a nice ass http://www.dfwsportbike.com/forums/images/smilies/eclipsee_Victoria.gif


mmmmhmmmm gotta have that ass to rub while youre rubbin his chest and back up and down....*drool*

[120clown]

mmmmhmmmm gotta have that ass to rub while youre rubbin his chest and back up and down....*drool*


um..... could you not drool on my shoes please :irked:

[Chris929RRsGirl]

um..... could you not drool on my shoes please :irked:
then get dat ass away from me. :arrow:

[120clown]

then get dat ass away from me. :arrow:

:owned: yep ya got me :sigh:

now put you pants back on and go home! :D

[Chris929RRsGirl]

:owned: yep ya got me :sigh:

now put you pants back on and go home! :D


k, dont call me beggin for me to come run your ass again. thanks :jerkit:

[Brandie]

Yeah, don't be calling her...she will be over here http://www.dfwsportbike.com/forums/images/smilies/Love16.gif

[Chris929RRsGirl]

Yeah, don't be calling her...she will be over here http://www.dfwsportbike.com/forums/images/smilies/Love16.gif


yeaaaaaaaaaah baby!!! Youre gonna make me turn bi I swear.

[120clown]

yeaaaaaaaaaah baby!!! Youre gonna make me turn bi I swear.


shit its all gravy as long as i can video tape :dance: :booty:

[Chris929RRsGirl]

shit its all gravy as long as i can video tape :dance: :booty:


pfffffffffffffffffffffffft :shoot:

[120clown]

:Hum: :Hum: :boner: :boner: :boner: :boner: pfffffffffffffffffffffffft :shoot:

[Chris929RRsGirl]

:Hum: :Hum: :boner: :boner: :boner: :boner:

hurry up and leave already!

[Miss Chievous]

lol..bro..i don't give a damn bout ur tan lines...lmao


thats funny. I had the weirdest tan line earlier this summer. I was laying outside and I had a bandaid on my leg and I forgot about it. After 5 hours of fun in the sun, I had a tan line on my leg from where my bandaid was :tapeshut:

[Chris929RRsGirl]

ooopss!

[forcefedfreak]

thats funny. I had the weirdest tan line earlier this summer. I was laying outside and I had a bandaid on my leg and I forgot about it. After 5 hours of fun in the sun, I had a tan line on my leg from where my bandaid was :tapeshut:


You gotta see my back. I was out on a friends boat all day, and I put the sun screen on myself, so I can't reach all of my back obviously. So there is like this big jagged random space in the middle of my back that is really really tan.

[Miss Chievous]

You gotta see my back. I was out on a friends boat all day, and I put the sun screen on myself, so I can't reach all of my back obviously. So there is like this big jagged random space in the middle of my back that is really really tan.
hahaha!! sorry, but thats funny. Thanks for the laugh :bouncy:

[forcefedfreak]

hahaha!! sorry, but thats funny. Thanks for the laugh :bouncy:


anytime!!!!!! :lobster:

[nasty6r]

- Turn are girls who possess brains, have bikes, and take care of their bodies!
- Turn offs are girls who smoke, cheat, and have no life of their own!

Are their any cool girls out there that don't play games?

~James

[AliKatR6]

- Turn are girls who possess brains, have bikes, and take care of their bodies!
- Turn offs are girls who smoke, cheat, and have no life of their own!

Are their any cool girls out there that don't play games?

~James
yes there are, but are there any guys out there that aren't jealous and possessive assholes?

[MikeM]

yes there are, but are there any guys out there that aren't jealous and possessive assholes?
Probably. I dont know where you would find one, since they all live in their parents basement and only come out for Lan partys. Yeah, go look around a 90% male Tech school, thats probably a good starting point.

[AliKatR6]

Probably. I dont know where you would find one, since they all live in their parents basement and only come out for Lan partys. Yeah, go look around a 90% male Tech school, thats probably a good starting point.
yeah a few months ago, the "no living with parents rule" went into effect...this seems to only be an issue out here on the east coast...didn't have that problem in the midwest.
I don't think the tech school thing would work...most of them are still too young and immature. I'd kinda like someone who is already some what established.
either way i gave up looking....it's just gonna have to fall in my lap.

[Miss Chievous]

I'd kinda like someone who is already some what established.

+1!! No more young frat boy idiots for me, I want someone who has a good head on their shoulders and is established like you said.

[AliKatR6]

+1!! No more young frat boy idiots for me, I want someone who has a good head on their shoulders and is established like you said.
yeah and if i wanted someone i had to take care of and support, I'd adopt a kid.

[4up3down]

ons: :wackit:
3rd trimester pregnancy
lactating breasts or lopsided breats
pit hair
feminists
girls assholes that easily take my fist
areola's the size of salami slices
non-neatly folded vag lips (roast beef is just so damn good)
chicks after they just ran 6 miles in the humid east coast heat.. yum.
long flowing pubic hair oh oh
girls who use tampons -- FUCK YOU!
nipple clamps
ball gags
testicle squeezers

offs: :ill:
miss chevious she makes me cut myself with rusty razors
girls who act thug-life but are from iowa
girls who act thug that live anywhere
boston accents
girls who smoke black n milds
teeth draggers
girls that have no tits just pinched nipples
lubrication makes me angry
anyone from texas
girls that have shaved rats for dogs
girls who wear sunglasses the size of their face
corn rows
fat biker chicks