Are depressed, do you need help???

[verticaljay]

Look no further, any depressed women out there needing any assistance?



http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2005202097,00.htm

[Miss Chievous]

haha, damn, well then, smack away I guess! :check:

[AliKatR6]

lucky for me i'm not depressed....bummer huh?
Jay where do you find this stuff....tell me you do not do google searches for spanking people.

[verticaljay]

lucky for me i'm not depressed....bummer huh?
Jay where do you find this stuff....tell me you do not do google searches for spanking people.


Nah, there is a whole collection of these on another board. I just re-post the ones I find humorous over here.


are you insinuating that I would like to spank your bottom?????

[AliKatR6]

Nah, there is a whole collection of these on another board. I just re-post the ones I find humorous over here.


are you insinuating that I would like to spank your bottom?????
me insinuate that???????

i really don't think have to insinuate it.

[verticaljay]

me insinuate that???????

i really don't think have to insinuate it.


:bitchsla:

and you did. and it's not a given

[AliKatR6]

:bitchsla:

and you did. and it's not a given
hahahahah
well someone has to give you shit since Slink isn't here.

[verticaljay]

hahahahah
well someone has to give you shit since Slink isn't here.



:Yawn: you need more practice

[AliKatR6]

:Yawn: you need more practice
yes sir *salute* :1hifu:

for future reference should i include the sarcasm note next time i am joking so as not to confuse you?????

[verticaljay]

yes sir *salute* :1hifu:

for future reference should i include the sarcasm note next time i am joking so as not to confuse you?????



Perhaps you missed the intended sarcasm in my recent posts as well.....


who takes a website seriously?

[AliKatR6]

Perhaps you missed the intended sarcasm in my recent posts as well.....


who takes a website seriously?
lol you mean you were just kidding oh my god really?!?!?!??! wow i had no clue!
i'm sure there are some morons out there who do.

[verticaljay]

lol you mean you were just kidding oh my god really?!?!?!??! wow i had no clue!
i'm sure there are some morons out there who do.

What do you mean.... This isn't a joke???????

[AliKatR6]

What do you mean.... This isn't a joke???????
aawwwwhhhhh you mean they didn't tell you that.....i'm soooo sorry. don't cry it will be ok.

[verticaljay]

aawwwwhhhhh you mean they didn't tell you that.....i'm soooo sorry. don't cry it will be ok.


and I thought everyone was serious

*starts sucking thumb*

[AliKatR6]

and I thought everyone was serious

*starts sucking thumb*
do you want me to get your blankie and Mr. snuggles??????

[verticaljay]

do you want me to get your blankie and Mr. snuggles??????


A noose would be better

[AliKatR6]

A noose would be better
i got some 550 cord it should work pretty good!!!!

[verticaljay]

i got some 550 cord it should work pretty good!!!!


Is that primer cord?

[AliKatR6]

Is that primer cord?
i don't think so...550 cord is army stuff, some times people call it parachute cord even though i dont think it is the same stuff the use on the parachutes.

[verticaljay]

i don't think so...550 cord is army stuff, some times people call it parachute cord even though i dont think it is the same stuff the use on the parachutes.



That's not fun at all


PRIMER CORD!

[AliKatR6]

That's not fun at all


PRIMER CORD!
ok ok i'll get some freaking primer cord!

[verticaljay]

ok ok i'll get some freaking primer cord!


Hop to it!

Im on a deadline here

[AliKatR6]

Hop to it!

Im on a deadline here
hop hop hop hop hop!!!!! got it!
what the fuck...why am i being cooperative?

[verticaljay]

hop hop hop hop hop!!!!! got it!
what the fuck...why am i being cooperative?



:bitchsla: <- cause that's what you get if you're not

[AliKatR6]

:bitchsla: <- cause that's what you get if you're not
hhhmmm maybe i'll have to go back to being uncooperative.

[verticaljay]

hhhmmm maybe i'll have to go back to being uncooperative.


Hey if you like to be smacked on the back of the head, I will gladly oblige

[AliKatR6]

Hey if you like to be smacked on the back of the head, I will gladly oblige
i don't recall bitch slaps being to the back of the head, but i think i see where your mind is going with this. :nono:

[verticaljay]

i don't recall bitch slaps being to the back of the head, but i think i see where your mind is going with this. :nono:


Did you see the little smiley :bitchsla: <-

that is what you are getting if you don't oblige

you said you weren't going to

so Ill just smack you on the back of your head

[AliKatR6]

Did you see the little smiley :bitchsla: <-

that is what you are getting if you don't oblige

you said you weren't going to

so Ill just smack you on the back of your head
looks kinda like he's being smacked on the side of the head.
ok i'll not be a smart ass
you gonna hit hard? too hard and i won't like it and i'll hit back.

[verticaljay]

looks kinda like he's being smacked on the side of the head.
ok i'll not be a smart ass
you gonna hit hard? too hard and i won't like it and i'll hit back.


keep your mind out of the gutter woman!

[AliKatR6]

keep your mind out of the gutter woman!
it actually wasn't in the gutter...ok maybe a little, but you can't talk...you own so much property there that you started a real estate buisness.

[verticaljay]

it actually wasn't in the gutter...ok maybe a little, but you can't talk...you own so much property there that you started a real estate buisness.


and I sold most of it off for a good profit, now its time to join the monestary (sp)

[AliKatR6]

and I sold most of it off for a good profit, now its time to join the monestary (sp)
pppffffffffttttttttttttt yeah right!!!!!
well monks have to live in poverty so give my your profits!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[verticaljay]

pppffffffffttttttttttttt yeah right!!!!!
well monks have to live in poverty so give my your profits!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Too late, I already donated all my funds to www.savetheretiredwhores.com

[AliKatR6]

Too late, I already donated all my funds to www.savetheretiredwhores.com
damn it!!!!!! i coulda bought my NSX and a viper!!!!!!!!! :asshole: